#i looove you

[xielian-gets-his-own-blog-now]

I just wanted to express to you how much I love this blog and how much i look forward to it every time there's a new post and how silly little xie lian and little hua cheng are 🤭 (I hope hua cheng was okay after eating that bee 💔)

You are such a sweetheart!!! Thank you so much for telling me this, it always brings a smile to my face to know that people like the silly things my kiddos do, and the stupid ideas I come up with!!!

(Hua Cheng has had this strange look in this eye ever since it happened...I think he craves more of it)

[exyrpf]

i love you growled i love you hissed i love you snorted i love you choked i love you sniffed i love you scoffed i love you spluttered i love you breathed i love you grunted i love you purred i love you snickered i love you exhaled i love you whimpered i love you smiled i love you laughed i love you sneered i love you frowned i love you words that indicate sound and tone i love you poetics i love you dialogue tags i love you i love you i love you

[cinnamonngirl555]

La beauté éthérée de Paris en automne.

[letsgogatsebenguys]

GOT7 【WINTER HEPTAGON】

WINTER VER.

JACKSON

✦2025.01.20 6PM (KST)

[the-cookie-of-doom]

Waking up to a bunch of comments on technicality made my whole morning ☺️

[gabriel-rorke]

This is a tumblr hug. (✿づ◠‿◠)づ Pass this to some of your favorite blogs to let them know that you love them!

YIPPIE

[st-louis]

ott @ mtl 1/31/23 | rhp ties it

[silkysnowflakes]

Y/N X Jesus

`He goes down on me Hoping that I would give him what he desires. Little did he know, I dreamt of him touching a helpless bug like a shiny bitch. I really needed to have that kind of feeling for eternity. As I took a fat gulp of his sweat when he gagged on my toes, he growled and snarled at me. I really felt it touch the deepest part of my vajayjay. As he whispered the alphabet in my belly button, I shook in excitement. My teeth chattered against his pubes while he gripped my grippers reassuringly. Suddenly I peed on his keys and he was smirking at the flustered mess I had on tuesday. Then he jumped down onto my uterus aggressively, asserting his dominance. 

”Kitten, don't make daddy horny” He whimpers, making babies out of tissue paper. He liked babies that squirt all over his massive schlong. 

“Go down Jesus, I'm waiting for your babies to stop squirting.” I moaned.

“But I like babies that squirt all over my juicy meat grippers” He grunts as he stomps on the pool floaties i'm currently eating.

Pissing on the bench, I decided that Jesus wasn't meant to be my husbando, but we still have children and Michael Jackson's sexual fantasies. He groped my grippers when I moaned cutely Nya~. I slapped his Testes triumphantly with cockiness. Jesus ate my coochie like an apple, making me tinkle and sprinkle cutely. I really felt violated by his eyelashes. They were so long and thick, just enough to touch my deepest crevice of my ovaries. As he huffed and puffed and cuffed my tatas, making my hairs moist and slick, squishing my eyeballs. Then I farted so cutely. 

“Damn shawty” Jesus said, “I want you to ligma testes” 

He ate my sensitive little fingernail seductively with passion. 

“Ouch,” Jesus exclaimed. “You hot caterpillar. I am penetrated by your kidneys”

I moaned softly in response. In the background, I could hear careless whispers playing as he merges into my scalp. My body is trembling as he's in my scalp and I flick his toes swedely.. “Want a break from the ads?” He whispers in my nostril, unsure if I can continue with his goofy ahh antics. Then we fucked til the witching hour on a sunday church service. He grunted sexily with frustration as he tried to pull shit out of my clit. Then he squirted silly string cutely with pleasure, indefinitely causing a seizure. His long schlong stabbed my liver as he convulsed the holy spirit out of me. Then, Jesus died. It only took three seconds for him to be resurrected. I sighed in annoyance and stabbed him to make sure he wouldn’t resurrect again. Then a bright light shone in my eyes, effectively blinding me. 

“H-HOW!?” I screamed “You’re supposed to be dead!”

“You thought! Nerd.” Jesus said before taking out a belt and beating me with it.

“HARDER” I yelped. I could feel him holding back. Jesus wasn't beating me properly, and it was making me angry.  

edit: YES I know it looks unfinishded but trust me do you REALLY want me to keep going?

[apollotronica]

just read the single xanvidruko fic on ao3 girl im eating like a king tonite

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: The Wrinkler

[themindelectricdemo4]

hehe ... its ok darling ... i know you can make it thru this <3

[sirenetica]

My beautiful boyfriend @spellboundcities made art of the wonderful DDVAU (made by @xmaruu11 and @kitsuneisi respectively) and, obviously, i took that as a CHALLENGE!

So here's some fanart for a wonderful AU!

[teddybeartoji]

whatever whatever i'm thinking abt an actor!au with toji,, you're just co-stars on this silly little action film, doing interviews here n there and the fans are fucking loving you. it's obvious that the chemistry is there, that it's real – toji is stealing glances at you at every possible moment he can, his eyes flicking to your lips when you laugh and smile. and you're no better either; your hand rests on his thigh as you lean into his side, giggling at a stupid comment he made and the cameras are catching it all. there's no doubt that something more is going on behind the scenes...

and when a picture of the two of you taking a nap together on the set gets out – your face burrowed into the crook of his neck while his big arms snake around your middle, holding you to him like a small kitten – the fans fucking lose their minds.

[chalkrub]

attack for @plaiesancier !

[torantuga]

i love you trudy, you are indeed your own woman

[nikoisme]

Not to be biased or anything, but being aromantic and asexual is super cool