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i hate this town oh my godddddd
#its boring#majority of the people suck#i live outside of town#with no liscence#there is no public transport#i cant get anywhere#its dead over night#arghhh
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thinking about a mattpatt game theory style video about the identity of batman in the dc universe.
"We have to assume that Batman makes a certain amount of money to be able to have all of his gear and things like the batmobile. So let's look at the number of millionaires and billionaires that live within Gotham city. From here we can safely rule out all women and the men below five foot eight as Batman is agreed upon as 'fairly tall.' Now we look at ages and knock out people above 50 and below 30 based on how long Batman has been on the job. This leaves a manageable number of people on our list. Some can be knocked off the list manually, like Bruce Wayne. *insert poorly edited picture of Brucie in a costume Batman mask.* We can also successfully scratch out the names of people who have been in the same room as Batman. Then we look at the realistic schedules of the people left...and. No one. Not a single person was left on the list. Of course this list wasn't perfect, but you'd think we'd get at least one candidate. But the best the list got us was Brucie Wayne which... I don't even have to tell you why that's incorrect. Batman's identity remains a mystery but uh I guess that's the point."
#take whatever this is and pretend I never said it#sophia rants#shitpost#dc#batfam#batfamily#batman#robin#batman and robin#bruce wayne#brucie wayne#yes I know Bruce lives outside of town and that he has staged visits w Batman before and all this#quit poking logical holes in my shitpost😭
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Honestly the story of mlp must be very weird from the pov of a random guy in ponyville, like one day a new antisocial librarian moves into town, and like a year later that librarian ascends into godhood and becomes the new ruler of the entire world
#I would respect the hell out of every librarian I ever met if I lived in Equestria#You never know which one will be your next god#mlp#mlp fim#my little pony#my little pony friendship is magic#mlp g4#twilight sparkle#that one weird prissy girl you went to school with in your youth becomes the head of a fashion empire and the savior of the world#That shy girl you used to bully marries the embodiment of chaos#Those two girls who wouldn’t stop fighting during the autumn race gets married#And one of them becomes the captain of the wonderbolts#Your towns local baker marries Weird Al Yankovich#Id be pissed at myself that I never volunteered to help out during the summer solstice all those years back#outside pov
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There are abandoned train tracks in the town where I live. They were built in the 1800s, to transport timber from the isolated logging camps further north. Some say those loggers were so lonely, with nothing but each other and the trees and train tracks for months on end, that at night, when all was reduced to the hum of cicadas, they’d imagine the clatter of heavy machinery and think the train was coming to bring them home.
We still hear it sometimes—that train whistle in the dead of night, echoing down the abandoned tracks. A train hasn’t traveled those rails in 50 years, but still, if you listen hard enough, you’ll hear the whistle, and think about the loggers who died in those forests, the loggers who never went home.
Anyway I was just thinking about how Ponyboy probably hears a train sometimes, loud enough to be Dally’s heartbeat, and goes still, turning to his brothers, head cocked, ears sharp: “Do you hear that?”
And they look back, confusion in their eyes. “Hear what?”
#this is actually 100% real#my town does indeed have a ghost train#it’s the only interesting thing about where I live 😂#midwest gothic? perhaps??#obvs musicalverse this doesn’t apply to the book at all#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#ponyboy curtis
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looking over the shots of the murder hut/the early mystery shack and noticing details like the unibear being in gift shop from the start and stan rolling out the bill carpet and later putting bill in the mystery shack sign himself
the wires/machinery/door not being changed yet but it seems like the vending machine was there since early on
#also 30 years later and the price only increased by 5 bucks#bless the no cops sign#mullet stan is going through it#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#mystery shack#stan eventually having to put up the employees only sign cos these yahoos keep walking into his living room#while normally i'd be acting like a feral dog over bill being in the mystery shack sign#i also know that bill wasn't decided on as the main villain until super late#oh meta knowledge spoiling my fun....#the carpet being on purpose tho cos its not in the storage room in the scene before#anyway now im just thinking about ford taking a crowbar to the sign soon after returning#i really wish there was an ep of ford reacting to the shack.... the moments in the journal isnt enough....#altho now im imagining that epilogue ep and tourists just arriving as usual cos time was stopped outside of town#and instead they find the place falling apart one confused old man and another one about to have a breakdown
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jadetham⋆.༦࿑ོ⁺ museum coworkers au — moodboard (2/?)
spending the holidays alone in the city with only your coworker, who also happens to be your ex, as company
coming out of the opera building after a night at the ballet. christmas bells are ringing in the streets, and the first snow of the season lands a crown of snowflakes in your hair. your laughs are brighter than the stars above, who twinkle as they ponder over how you two could’ve ever fallen out of love
#⋆.༦࿑ོ⁺ 𓂃 𝓳𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓶#🏛️🏹🤍#museum au begins in the fall‚ so by this time of year‚ we have begun building up our relationship again !#as friends though !!!! (with maaaybe just a little bit of benefits 🤐)#ugh as if we don’t already see each other enough at work everyday‚ but we keep running into each other outside of it too ??#i guess the city is only so big when everyone else is out of town and we have similar interests 🙄🙄#but it’s fine ! whatever ! we’ve only ever hung out like….one…or four times throughout the season…#so i GUESS we can sit together at the ballet that we definitely DIDN’T make plans to see together… totally just ran into each other yep ;p#/// on another note — this is actually my dream winter date ! unfortunately i do not live somewhere that snows‚ so i must live vicariously#through my delusions ! drove me crazy trying to piece it together‚ but i quite like how this mbd turned out ^^#moodboard
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I looked up goth 50s style dress
I was not disappointed
#goth#gothic#50s fashion#50s style#50s vintage#50s#fashion#tumblr#i wanna be that 1 lady that wears this kinda stuff n lives in da scary mansion outside town and every1 thinks is a witch but is just awsome#:3
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Honestly pretty disgusting that more people haven't been talking about the murder of DaChe'na Warren-Hill. Pretty much nobody outside of the city it happened in, and even that, not much. I only know it happened because I used to live there.
She was 20 years old, trying to get away from her abuser, and the police showed up and shot her. It was declared "justified" because she was driving a car, and the officer who killed her felt threatened by that.
She had her whole life ahead of her. Dead because a cop was scared of a car. Coming up on a year since her death and her family is still trying to get justice.
#this happened in the town I grew up in#and its so weird#like idk there were a small handful of protests right when it happened#the group I was with outside the courthouse for separate protests joined them a couple times#but overall just like...nothing#dachena warren hill#police brutality#police violence#black lives matter
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I see "Danny just wants to be normal" and "Amity Park is Danny's haunt au" and raise you, not a weird Amity Park, but a very very normal Amity Park. Everything is completely normal but it feels wrong. It's all just a little /too normal/ like it's been fabricated to be the most average town ever. Everything's right but there's an underlying current of some thing here is wrong. An outsider will see something weird out of the corner of their eye (ghosts hurtling through the air), but when they turn to look all they see is a bird landing on a branch. They must've just seen the bird? Right? Right????? And no townspeople have seen anything either. But it feels out of place. A niggling feeling that you can't quite shake but everything is fine??? But??? It's unexplainable but something Isn't Right.
#the bee talks#danny phantom#this would lend itself nicely to but isnt exclusive to:#dp x dc#but also generally i think itd help explain why everyone is just kind of chill with their new ghost town#+ if ghosts cant be conviently explained away by coincidences? well doesnt everyone deal with that?#its normal so why would u bother making a fuss? or mention it to outsiders? like gum on the sidewalk. its just a side effect of living
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Watching Wayward Pines for potential ST5 inspo bc the Duffers wrote a couple episodes in s1, and when I got to their second (last) episode and their name crossed the screen, I noticed a visual parallel that might already exist on the show…
Recognize it??
It instantly reminded me of that last shot for the opening of s3, with the landscape peaking out behind the Russian base. But when I went back and actually compared the two, holy shit it’s near identical, and not just the landscape.
I didn’t even remember the helicopter being there on the left, not to mention the pillar-esaue contraption at the center. Like… they’re the same picture.!
With them being credited right at that moment, it’s obvious this was an intentional nod to their previous work.
I just thought it was cool so I wanted to share, but in terms of my watch overall, there is a LOT going on that they could pull from. I’m only halfway through s1, though I’ve heard the show goes downhill in s2 so we’ll see how that goes 😂
#byler#stranger things#wayward pines#st inspo#st5 predictions#spoilers I guess?#matt dillon is a secret service agent and when fellow agents go missing#he goes to find them and ends up in an accident himself#and wakes up in wayward pines#and no matter what he does he can’t reach anyone on the outside nor leave#people around him seem to be playing along with this sort of Truman show lifestyle of pretending everything is fine#then he runs into one of the agents who went missing also his ex-mistres#carla gugino my beloved#and she’s also playing along#bc they kind of have to otherwise they will be killed#little does Matt Dillon know his wife and kid on the outside are worried because he went missing#they go looking for him and end up in wayward pines too#wayward pines is actually really chill in retrospect bc you get a free house when you arrive#but the whole being trapped and not explained what’s going on and treated like your crazy part makes it hard to see the positives#and just when you think this whole town is an experiment#it is!!#but also not because they have any other choice really#turns out humans devolved into this creature referred to as abbies and they basically take over the world killing everything in sight#a scientist predicted this and managed to launch an experiment where he basically kidnapped a bunch of people and froze them from aging#to live safely in the future over 2000 years later in this confined town#where very few know the truth#the town being an experiment aspect intrigues me in terms of all the surveillance in Hawkins…#also random but the main kid on the show has an uncanny resemblance to the duffers despite no relation and it’s freaky 😂
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there's an entire temple dedicated to the maintenance of the seasons in holodrum and protecting the rod of seasons and its four spirits. meanwhile nayru is just keeping the harp of ages in her basement
#legend of zelda#random stuff#oracle of seasons#oracle of ages#I'm replaying the oracle games right now#humans could make a temple dedicated to the easily understood cycle of seasons (which are kind of supernatural in this game)#time is only understood by the hippie singer who lives in the woods and is important enough to have a triforce barrier protecting her home#dude. oracle of ages is so much more grim than seasons#people in ages are like 'my husband left to go work on the evil tower. I'm never going to see him again'#a city got destroyed by an eruption in ages and you need to go back in time to save it#some kid got turned to stone and his grandma won't leave his side#meanwhile in seasons sure a city got flooded because of icecaps melting but everyone is ok. nobody needed to evacuate#there is silly music playing in the bg. and a legendary diver guy who lives there#despite the little girl with no parents to speak of stranded at the entrance eternally blowing bubbles because she can't swim#and the fact that there's a monster fortress right outside town preventing anyone from evacuating#I mean. despite the flooding the game makes it seem like the city was always 90% water
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Explained to my 40-something self-described ‘small town girl’ coworker Heather today that I was dumped and she said “men suck.” Patiently explained that the woman I brought to the company Xmas party (“what, her boyfriend dumped her or…?”) was my girlfriend, not ‘girl friend’ (I had been referring to her all this time as such just assuming she understood), and that I had moved here for her. after less than a beat Heather replied, without any sign of being surprised by me being a lesbian despite somehow not understanding this beforehand: “well, women suck!”. Heather you will see the gates of heaven. I wish you the best of luck with your divorce.
#you would not believe how explicitly I had to outline to her that I was dating another woman#despite never going out of my way to conceal jack shit#I need to share a bottle of rose with her but she lives in a small town an hour outside of Portland#can’t imagine.#personal
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I need to be weirder about the scavengers and cannibalism...
#its been a long day... but im feeling better now. (thanks for the well wishes and such btw <3-)#(-sending my well wishes in return by tenfold bcs. damn. it seems stuff is really going around rn)#but yeah... just. augh. theres just smth about how the scavs sorta translate into more like. thriller-esque genres pretty well?#like. i feel somehow those themes compliment their characteristics? or could compliment their characteristics in a more rounded out way#sure. theyre generally a light hearted romp of absurdity with occasional themes of a not good not bad handling of 'mental health matters'#but they just really shine a bit in horrific circumstances. esp with the sort of absurdity they bring to the table#theyre odd people. even in the context of their generally weird and alien universe. and that right there feels like a trove of potential#its like. ok. the lost light crew? also odd. but thats a huge ship. full of people and variety and a sense of purpose and normalcy post-war#(normalcy being. whatever all those background folks were getting up too while plot happened around them. cruise ship stuff ig)#but in contrast. with the w.a.p crew. its an ark class ship with like. a handful of people. and a whole lot of junk and free time#both just cruising through space endlessly for years. one with hundreds of people. and one with like 6 people.#so both are technically isolated when theyre not making pit-stops planet or station side. but again. 100s vs 6 dudes.#think. top of the line cruise ship from hell with a small town sized populace vs a big shitty boat and 6 starving guys#both have the capacity to become case studies in madness. both could do really well thriller wise. but the scavs being a smaller group?#it only being the 6 of them emphasis the isolation perhaps. less variety. less change. same 6 people for 5(?) years#things could get weird fast. codependent mentalities. us vs them mindsets. an otherness about everyone else outside of their group#and then! then you add to the mix the fact that theyre eating/drinking from corpses?! *chefs kiss* awesome. love it.#non-stationary isolation + cannibalism. ough. perfect mix. a classic of maritime horror but in space! :D!#a big ship. small crew. living while knowing that as soon as you kick the bucket. your body is the meal. your body is the fuel.#no decorum about it. no faith. no belief. just perverse survival. bcs they might enjoy it. a bloody gluttony. with a bite. a sample. a taste#it takes seeing your buddy as a walking talking burger to another level. bcs every corpse you come across is also a burger. and a gas can#also fulcrum making candy out of corpses is so. particularly perfect when it comes to the horrifically absurd. just. smth about it. idk#but also also. the line. where was the line drawn for each of them? and when did they each cross it?#most of them dont seem like the type to jump head first into that. so how did they justify it to themselves? had they done it before?#and then. when did it become normal? a habit? smth enjoyable?#i might be running out of tags. but yeah. them being weirder. esp about each other and others.#nothing brings a group of people together like the overhanging knowledge that you sort of kinda wanna eat each other#(rlly wishing i could stomach realistic thrillers rn. but i just cant. gotta stick to written or artistic styles or risk panic attacks :/)#(ive tried a couple movies and shows now. and cant get through most of them. praise be synopses and peoples long rambles about them tho :D)#(nothing like reading someones passionate ramble about the meaning/symbolism of some gory nightmare without having to actually see it lol)
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As someone who lives in the Silver Line Cringe Zone I'm not going to say you're wrong but i would love an elaboration.
LOLLLLL first of all to be completely obvious i mean this all lightheartedly i have dear friends all over nova and i love petty regional beefs that don't mean anything, this is just the tumblr equivalent of when i'm drinking with my friends billie and ricky and she earnestly tells him "nova is INSIDE THE BELTWAY. everything else is FAKE NOVA" purely to cause problems. secondly it's entirely based on whether you live in a part of nova that has more City-Like or Suburb-Like vibes when i drive through it/go there
#i would say it's also kind of a 'would you be able to respectably claim you live right outside dc' situation#but for old town alexandria that might be a stretch lol#also: have you SEEN tysons/mclean/etc
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This is the funny thing about wearing kippah...
Are they staring at me because my kippah is slightly colorful? Are they staring because I'm about the only one in town wearing one? Are they staring because they're antisemitic? Are they staring because they're antisemitic? Who knows!
#jumblr#jew by choice#jewish conversion#personal thoughts tag#antisemitism tw#this is the first time i'm wearing mine outside shul and i went to get a drink and the person checking me out was NOT subtle about it#like he'd look down to the till then look right at my head then back down then back up#but you know what. at least that's preparing me huh?#honestly the thing that made me REALLY want to wear it more was because of how naked i felt without it after purim#in my years of living in my town the closest i have seen are a couple hijabis and mennonite wearing bonnets (kapp?)#so it didn't fill me with a whole lot of comfort. not to be dramatic about it but you have to understand just how odd my town feels#it's honestly really jarring going back to [town] after services though#too used to feeling safe in shul </3
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i can’t stop watching videos of all the western north carolina floods, i’m just so completely shattered right now. my home for some of the most beautiful years of my life and so much is gone forever and so many people have lost everything and i’m having the hardest time processing it all
#most ppl that i knew there have posted that they’re at least alive#but i haven’t heard anything from my friend who is pregnant and has a little kid and lives outside of town#i am so so so scared#personal
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