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i hate this town oh my godddddd
#its boring#majority of the people suck#i live outside of town#with no liscence#there is no public transport#i cant get anywhere#its dead over night#arghhh
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thinking about a mattpatt game theory style video about the identity of batman in the dc universe.
"We have to assume that Batman makes a certain amount of money to be able to have all of his gear and things like the batmobile. So let's look at the number of millionaires and billionaires that live within Gotham city. From here we can safely rule out all women and the men below five foot eight as Batman is agreed upon as 'fairly tall.' Now we look at ages and knock out people above 50 and below 30 based on how long Batman has been on the job. This leaves a manageable number of people on our list. Some can be knocked off the list manually, like Bruce Wayne. *insert poorly edited picture of Brucie in a costume Batman mask.* We can also successfully scratch out the names of people who have been in the same room as Batman. Then we look at the realistic schedules of the people left...and. No one. Not a single person was left on the list. Of course this list wasn't perfect, but you'd think we'd get at least one candidate. But the best the list got us was Brucie Wayne which... I don't even have to tell you why that's incorrect. Batman's identity remains a mystery but uh I guess that's the point."
#take whatever this is and pretend I never said it#sophia rants#shitpost#dc#batfam#batfamily#batman#robin#batman and robin#bruce wayne#brucie wayne#yes I know Bruce lives outside of town and that he has staged visits w Batman before and all this#quit poking logical holes in my shitpost😭
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micro comic with no real point or punchline i just have conversations i wanna draw out sometimes
#a doodley#1. throuple lives in a mobile home esque situation on the kaye farm... they can see#al's parents' house from there! they do laundry there weekly even#so of course it wld be much nicer to spend some time there#2. talon doesn't want to meet al's parents bc he doesnt wanna meet more people LMAO#but honestly truly i think he'd die if he had 2 more people caring about him. because al's parents are SO caring#he already has Issues with his ''boyfriends'' treating him in a way he perceives as Parent/Child#having actual parents tacked on would fry his brain in every direction#so he hides#they know about him they've seen him but they've never interacted with him one on one#its SO painful for them because they wanna get to know him soooo bad they want to spoil him#AND ALSO i dont think the racecar bed was actually given away#i added that bc i needed Something there at the end ykwim#i think the racecar bed is tucked to the side of al's childhood room. with a bunch of stuff on it#in furryverse i like to think nyalon naps there#al's old room is on the second floor but it has an entrace from the outside (outside stairs‚ like#a fire escape) so i think talon (furry or human) would go there sometimes#if he needed space away from al and smunker#its their compromise when talon REALLY freaks out#like please dont skip town. there's a huge chance he'll convince himself to never come back if he does#and being out in the woods is scary what if something Happens. use my old room instead youll be safe and alone
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Honestly the story of mlp must be very weird from the pov of a random guy in ponyville, like one day a new antisocial librarian moves into town, and like a year later that librarian ascends into godhood and becomes the new ruler of the entire world
#I would respect the hell out of every librarian I ever met if I lived in Equestria#You never know which one will be your next god#mlp#mlp fim#my little pony#my little pony friendship is magic#mlp g4#twilight sparkle#that one weird prissy girl you went to school with in your youth becomes the head of a fashion empire and the savior of the world#That shy girl you used to bully marries the embodiment of chaos#Those two girls who wouldn’t stop fighting during the autumn race gets married#And one of them becomes the captain of the wonderbolts#Your towns local baker marries Weird Al Yankovich#Id be pissed at myself that I never volunteered to help out during the summer solstice all those years back#outside pov
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There are abandoned train tracks in the town where I live. They were built in the 1800s, to transport timber from the isolated logging camps further north. Some say those loggers were so lonely, with nothing but each other and the trees and train tracks for months on end, that at night, when all was reduced to the hum of cicadas, they’d imagine the clatter of heavy machinery and think the train was coming to bring them home.
We still hear it sometimes—that train whistle in the dead of night, echoing down the abandoned tracks. A train hasn’t traveled those rails in 50 years, but still, if you listen hard enough, you’ll hear the whistle, and think about the loggers who died in those forests, the loggers who never went home.
Anyway I was just thinking about how Ponyboy probably hears a train sometimes, loud enough to be Dally’s heartbeat, and goes still, turning to his brothers, head cocked, ears sharp: “Do you hear that?”
And they look back, confusion in their eyes. “Hear what?”
#this is actually 100% real#my town does indeed have a ghost train#it’s the only interesting thing about where I live 😂#midwest gothic? perhaps??#obvs musicalverse this doesn’t apply to the book at all#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#ponyboy curtis#probable poet ponyboy curtis 🏷️
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looking over the shots of the murder hut/the early mystery shack and noticing details like the unibear being in gift shop from the start and stan rolling out the bill carpet and later putting bill in the mystery shack sign himself
the wires/machinery/door not being changed yet but it seems like the vending machine was there since early on
#also 30 years later and the price only increased by 5 bucks#bless the no cops sign#mullet stan is going through it#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#mystery shack#stan eventually having to put up the employees only sign cos these yahoos keep walking into his living room#while normally i'd be acting like a feral dog over bill being in the mystery shack sign#i also know that bill wasn't decided on as the main villain until super late#oh meta knowledge spoiling my fun....#the carpet being on purpose tho cos its not in the storage room in the scene before#anyway now im just thinking about ford taking a crowbar to the sign soon after returning#i really wish there was an ep of ford reacting to the shack.... the moments in the journal isnt enough....#altho now im imagining that epilogue ep and tourists just arriving as usual cos time was stopped outside of town#and instead they find the place falling apart one confused old man and another one about to have a breakdown
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I know I don't often post about the musical but. dear god. Jesus fuck. tusla '67. my god. hey. Jesus christ. holy hell. know that every time I listen to that song i look like this.

#can i say somethin controversial?#best fuckin expo song ive ever heard in my life#'ive never known anybody to leave. most people get stuck here for life'#'we got no parents we fend for ourselves. nobody to show us the way.'#my brothers are tryin but theyre always out. just workin their poor lives away'#'i know theres so much more to life then whats in front of me so i sneak into the movies just to glimpse the other side'#GOD THE WAY HE SINGS WHEN I AM LOOKIN UP AT NEWMANS ON THE SCREEN AOUGHABAHA#'WE HAD PLACES TO GO WE HAD THINGS TO DO SO THEY TOOK ONE TOWN N THEY SPLIT IT IN TWO'#GRAOUGHAAHSBSAAAAHHGH#DOG#brody eats the shit up so fuckin crazy jesus hell#jesus fuck dont make me talk about every fuckin line from like. the third verse. jesus#'IF YOURE NOT BORN INTO MONEY THEN YOURE BORN INTK DESPAIR N THEYLL DO ALL THEY CAN TO KEEP YOUR POOR ASS THERE'#not to like.#dump in these notes#but as someone who grew up on the bad side of town poor as shit#yeah#the ache?? in my heart??#yeah no#thats cool#im real real normal about that harmony#god so normal#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#ponyboy curtis#sodapop curtis#darry curtis#johnny cade#none of yall better act stupid n bring up runs in the family or throwin in the towel#cause youd see me crash out to levels no human bein has ever crashed out before
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Tiny question, does SOAF take place in a town or a city?
Hi!! Ty for asking :D A tiny answer for your tiny question.... Mmm, it's kind of both? Right in the middle. There's a main town area with shops, residential area, and a park you frequent.
#But you live on the outside edges of the town#And I imagine the y/n enjoys biking to the park :)#stars of a feather#tysm for asking your tinsy question!! <3#sundrop#moondrop#daycare attendant#fnaf moon
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Explained to my 40-something self-described ‘small town girl’ coworker Heather today that I was dumped and she said “men suck.” Patiently explained that the woman I brought to the company Xmas party (“what, her boyfriend dumped her or…?”) was my girlfriend, not ‘girl friend’ (I had been referring to her all this time as such just assuming she understood), and that I had moved here for her. after less than a beat Heather replied, without any sign of being surprised by me being a lesbian despite somehow not understanding this beforehand: “well, women suck!”. Heather you will see the gates of heaven. I wish you the best of luck with your divorce.
#you would not believe how explicitly I had to outline to her that I was dating another woman#despite never going out of my way to conceal jack shit#I need to share a bottle of rose with her but she lives in a small town an hour outside of Portland#can’t imagine.#personal
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I looked up goth 50s style dress







I was not disappointed
#goth#gothic#50s fashion#50s style#50s vintage#50s#fashion#tumblr#i wanna be that 1 lady that wears this kinda stuff n lives in da scary mansion outside town and every1 thinks is a witch but is just awsome#:3
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it's kind of difficult to recommend borrasca to people bc first of all The Obvious but second of all I am a ginger, I'm from missouri, and my name is sam, and these facts in combination often make it seem like I'm pushing some kind of agenda
#“where in missouri did you grow up” um great question#technically stl#but not really#like the town i lived in was like. slightly outside of stl like it was its own thing#but it was so small it couldnt actually be considered a Town so for addresses and such it was grouped in with st louis#i believe the technical term is Census Designated Area#but like the fact that i was born in st louis and live in Chicago as an adult is also damning#not beating the allegations#borrasca
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Trying not to get my hopes up too much because our application hasn’t been accepted yet but we might have found a house to rent!!!
#it’s pretty pricey AND it’s 15 minutes outside of town which will kinda suck#money will be tight with rent and the extra gas money#but we weren’t finding anything that fit our needs for any cheaper than that in town#and this place is amazing#spare bedroom that I can use for Ranger’s crate and my craft stuff#huge backyard with a full fence and garden beds#nice kitchen and living room#two bathrooms! both with tubs!!!!#god I would love a bathtub that would be so nice for when I have a flare up#and a yard would be so amazing for Ranger#especially since I’ve been struggling to get his excercise needs met lately with my health stuff#obviously a yard won’t replace the need for walks but it would be so nice to give him a space to run around#the wizard speaks
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Honestly pretty disgusting that more people haven't been talking about the murder of DaChe'na Warren-Hill. Pretty much nobody outside of the city it happened in, and even that, not much. I only know it happened because I used to live there.
She was 20 years old, trying to get away from her abuser, and the police showed up and shot her. It was declared "justified" because she was driving a car, and the officer who killed her felt threatened by that.
She had her whole life ahead of her. Dead because a cop was scared of a car. Coming up on a year since her death and her family is still trying to get justice.
#this happened in the town I grew up in#and its so weird#like idk there were a small handful of protests right when it happened#the group I was with outside the courthouse for separate protests joined them a couple times#but overall just like...nothing#dachena warren hill#police brutality#police violence#black lives matter
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I see "Danny just wants to be normal" and "Amity Park is Danny's haunt au" and raise you, not a weird Amity Park, but a very very normal Amity Park. Everything is completely normal but it feels wrong. It's all just a little /too normal/ like it's been fabricated to be the most average town ever. Everything's right but there's an underlying current of some thing here is wrong. An outsider will see something weird out of the corner of their eye (ghosts hurtling through the air), but when they turn to look all they see is a bird landing on a branch. They must've just seen the bird? Right? Right????? And no townspeople have seen anything either. But it feels out of place. A niggling feeling that you can't quite shake but everything is fine??? But??? It's unexplainable but something Isn't Right.
#the bee talks#danny phantom#this would lend itself nicely to but isnt exclusive to:#dp x dc#but also generally i think itd help explain why everyone is just kind of chill with their new ghost town#+ if ghosts cant be conviently explained away by coincidences? well doesnt everyone deal with that?#its normal so why would u bother making a fuss? or mention it to outsiders? like gum on the sidewalk. its just a side effect of living
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On our third year of marriage, life gave to us...a free trial to pastoring our church! 😬🙃
Poor Husband gets to preach Sunday morning service, teach Sunday school and Wednesday Bible study, and lead music; and I get to emotionally support him, try to help logistically where I can, and get overwhelmed by the crushing pressure I put on myself to socially keep this church together.
Pray for us.
#in theory we inherit this church for real in 9 years so i keep thinking that that's future me's problem#but here we are#there is so much social pressure that people put on pastor's wives that's just not bibically sound or fair in general#and im not excited for it#also we live in one of the least friendly small towns I'm finding and I'm an outsider so i have that going against me too#but in other news we're taking a trip to Other State for a yearly conference for reformed baptist nerds next month#I'm excited to geek out with my husband about theology and ecclesiastics#and see a very good friend from our old church again ❤️#and also have it be a sort of late anniversary trip too
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if you ever feel unlucky, remember a time when you saw a bird. those things can fly. and they do fly! all around. they go to so many places at so many different times, but you were at the right place and the right time to see exactly that bird on that exact day. isn't that so fucking lucky?
#don't take me seriously. maybe it isn't. maybe im just projecting#i guess the same could be said about people and dogs and cats#it's just that birds can FLY#i guess a close comparison is a plane to me.#ok I'll tell u the context tho maybe you'll get it: there's a small group of white water birds that live in a lake at the edge of my town#they might be egrets? or herons? idk they seem too small but that's not important#there's about 100 of them and they all leave the lake during the day to get food i presume? and then they go back to the lake#after the sun sets#there's no real schedule tho. so when i happen to be outside and i look up and see them going back home i feel extremely lucky#because what are the chances i would see them? i had one chance to see them that day bc they only go back to the lake once#and i happened to be outside and looked up at exactly the right moment to catch them#isn't that fucking incredible? i think it is#microblogging#.#reminders#birds
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