#i literally just wanted to say hi but also i love your art so have a lil gift
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beelinx Ā· 2 days ago
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leo valdez dating an apollo kid hcs
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a/n: as an apollo kid who's absolutely in love with leo, this one is might be biased... sorry chat
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I think Leo would absolutely LOVE a child of Apollo thatā€™s mostly in the creative fields!
Honestly he would love you however you are but
I just think those little moments when youā€™re both working on your own projects, basking in each otherā€™s company, are so special to him.
If youā€™re talented in music, PLEASE play something for him
I GUARANTEE you he will fall in love immediately
Apply that same criteria to any other hobby / art form you can show off for him and youā€™re set
Since his love language is definitely gift giving / acts of service, if youā€™re more gifted in doing paintings, sculptures, or other similar stuff, and you give them to him, he literally burns up.
Like fully bursts into flame immediately.
ALSOOOO
If youā€™re in the infirmary just like Will then he would go there even if it was just for the smallest scratch ever.
He just wants to see you being cute <3
Talking about Willā€¦
He would definitely be protective over you, but most of the times it's in a joking way.
Except that his ā€œjokingā€ has Leo shitting his pants in fear because Will can be TERRIFYING..
Itā€™s the southern in him.
If you were dating during the events of the Trials of Apollo, then I can guarantee you he tried his hardest to impress Lester / Apollo.
It was kind of confusing though, associating that guy as your dad.
He got his blessing very quickly though!
He knows Leo makes you happy and thatā€™s all that matters to him.
You and Leo doing karaoke together! <3
Even if you arenā€™t the best singer, this is one of the most fun activities ever.
I think Leo would be a strangely good singer, but he would never try.
You just know if that man actually put in the work heā€™d put most singers to shame, but he doesnā€™t.
Instead you get the most ear-bleeding performance ever at karaoke night.
You couldnā€™t get through your duet because you kept laughing your asses off.
Heā€™d force you to teach him to do anything Apollo was associated with, no matter whether or not youā€™re actually any good at it.
ā€œTEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT PLEASE.ā€ ā€œLeo, Iā€™m not even good at drawingā€¦ā€
Says youā€™re his muse constantly.
Itā€™s like that term changed his life.
Youā€™re convinced heā€™s saying it jokingly because thereā€™s literally no way heā€™s calling you that seriously, but he swears up and down that you're both his inspiration and motivation to do stuff.
His favorite nickname / pet name for you will always be sunshine though !
Even if you donā€™t like it, itā€™s his favorite ever.
You can rip it out of his cold, dead hands.
If you shine in the dark (like Will) then trust me heā€™s absolutely going to abuse that power to his advantage
Youā€™re his flashlight now so expect staying up late at night to help him light his work table.
He could get a lamp, but he swears you shine more (also youā€™re prettier) (and he wants to spend time with you)
Heā€™d make anything you need for your hobbies <3
Guitar? Heā€™s got it.
Easel? He already built it.
Bow and arrows? Done. He even rigged the arrows to have special effects.
In other words, Leo is the best boyfriend ever and he would do anything for you!
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divinit3a Ā· 1 day ago
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For the ask game šŸ’•
šŸ’• Time for a shout-out! What are some of your fav AUs from other creators in the fandom? ā­‘ dca au ask game
^-^ ....OK! I shall set down all the cakes on the table for a full buffet! Get your forks & knives out! šŸ½ļøšŸ½ļøšŸ½ļø
please don't hesitate to let me know if you'd prefer not to be @'d in the future, or to be removed from this post u_u <3 I totally respect folk's preferences!
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@muzzlemouths Dead Mall Dare / DfTR AU(s) Dead Mall Dare was one of the first AUs I read (like, literally. 1-2 months ago!) & I went woooaaah they are fun removed from original context. Isn't that so neat ?? This isn't a rabbithole to fall in, tho. u_u No wayyy guys c'mon ... /j Likewise, DfTR is a treat to watch unfold & see people squirm ^-^
@r0b0-wannabe Botanical Garden AU (or just any of your stories, but I'm.. sticking to the law...s... ) Hi, I stayed up to 2-3am drawing ur boys bc Im normal about this AU & how endearing it is... obviously... (šŸ’š) I love your writing style & characterizations. Maybe this is silly, but, I also enjoy learning about plantcare, too :3
@sinister-sincerely 2nd Choice AU Oh, you are so evil. The username matches. (A COMPLIMENT!! Hehe.) Oh, you write drama, angst/no comfort, hurting/damaged characters making awful choices so well. It was wild doing a double-take to realize YOU! are the WRITER for 2nd choice!! Some day, I will get u. For now, run šŸ’œšŸ”Ŗ
@wyervan Human!Slasher AU :D Yay! Both the OG/Main storyline are wonderful. I find the community version very endearing as an AU-within-an-AU. (love that!) As someone who used to run RP groups (on god!) it fills my heart with joy to see people filling out a world with so much life. Your art style is delightfully grungy ^-^/
@pluck-heartstrings - Pluck My Heartstrings AU Ohhh. I am weak to fairytale/renfaire vibes, as well as the more classic harlequin jester aesthetic u_u<3 Plus, the Vocalist/Princess is just so dang compelling, too. Your design sense is impeccable.
@moon-buggg Haunted House & Mad Scientist AUs They are both so neat & I can't wait to learn more!! The Haunted House AU designs live in my head rent free along with the comics :3
@zenkaiankoku Broken but Better AU Lovely, torn-up designs! Yay, mechanical horror! Yay, angst!! And a delightful remix of their personalities, too <3
@authormeat Alienware AU ^-^ I am instantly delighted by the weird guy freak energy & that the yn IS an alien/monster. Thats all I want & more. I also love ur designs for other AUs
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And...And... Not.. AU specific, but šŸšŸ’„BAM , BAM šŸ’„šŸ LOVELY FOLKS!!!!!!
šŸ² <{ @soupdweller THERE IS NO ESCAPE ok but fr.. I appreciate ya, homie :3 you are a joy to chat with!! beautiful art!! evil mind!! delicious soups. i cant wait for whatever u cook up ^-^ šŸ¤ <{ @luckyyyduckyyy I WILL READ UR AU STORIES!! RUN & HIDE!!! you are the goofiest goober in the wild west, by goodness. i love ur energy and the gorgeous designs u create!! šŸ› <{ @chickenchirps27 ACK I COULD STARE AT UR ART FOREVER! I'll have to start volleying over illustrators I think ya might enjoy... u are so sweet & funny!! šŸ <{ @lurking-loaf YOU ARE SO KIND! Seriously, I appreciate the fun craft projects you recommended -& your words of support :') šŸ”® <{ @anis-sketches :D HI! Happy to throw recs your way. Also, your art is adorable!! šŸŒæ <{ @craykaycee HI TO U TOO!! the tags u leave always make me smile, and i appreciate u stopping by to say hi... :3 & MANYMANY MORE BUT I NEED TO CUT MYSELF OFF OR ELSE
Per usual, I lost sight of the original goal. But! Consider:
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puppyeared Ā· 1 year ago
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personal character design headcanons + brainrot
Note: the re-bound!au does NOT belong to me, it belongs to @chipper-smol Iā€™m just not normal about it lol
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#I SAY PERSONAL BC ITS MY OWN SPIN ON IT. NOT CHIPPERS CANON UNLESS THEY DECIDE TO OR NOT YOU HEAR ME /LH#I made a banner and everything this time. PLWEASE send them your questions not me JAJFHDSF#I thought it would be cool if macaque has two separate forms as a shadow and inside a mindscape. like I wanted his shadow form to reflect#him in his prime and then the mindscape form as what he looked like when he died. or a more vulnerable state at least#based on LBD appearing to MK as the ivory lady when she died in the S3 special. I donā€™t know exactly what it was but my first thought seein#the white void was she was appearing to MK in his mindscape to talk to him. so I built on that#I wanted to give him a more ā€˜Smokeyā€™ look as a shadow just based on how he manipulates them in the show like in shadow play. I hope this#makes it look cool and immaterial. and then his mindscape form would be more battered up and tangible#the last couple images are chippers ideas though since they said the monkeys are drawn to MK when macaque is possessing him lol#and the fact that macaque doesnā€™t have any senses unless heā€™s possessing someone + literally sniffing out wukong in the scroll šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø#I also have a vivid image of macaque moving from the mindscape to physical form like umm. kind of like when he passes the boundary between#physical and spirit/mind(?) itā€™s like the shadow covers him like ink. or pulling Saran Wrap over your face and it clings to your skin#so it kind of makes the shadow seem like a sort of shell or covering.. and I love the idea of MK meeting macaque in the mindscape for the#first time too. like the moment mac rescues him from LBD and MK sees him all battered and tired looking brooooooo#Iā€™m not even sure if that would count as a mindscape but it rattles around in my brain like loose marbles#god I fucking love this au. gives me imagination fuel swear to god#my art#doodles#lmk#Lego Monkie kid#Monkie kid#lmk au#re-bound!au#rebound au#lmk sun wukong#lmk swk#lmk macaque#lmk six eared macaque#lmk mk#lmk xiaotian
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beatcroc Ā· 2 months ago
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what kind of frivolity would you engage in, mecha?
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#mecha sonic#scrapnik mecha sonic#scrapnik island#sonic fanart#sonic fandom#arting#msab#good MORNING. i have given myself many emotions about mecha's big stupid cape. like a fool. such is the way i suppose#god ive been dying to get to this one. do you get it. do you understand#victories; if not on your own terms. achievements; if not the ones you thought you wanted. childhood dreams that never die.#which on that note yeah this is also my favorite one for showing eggman-era mecha as like#''yeah hes hes the most arrogant and murderous jackass on the planet but hes also like 17.''#& therefore kind of a lame little nerd by default. he thinks capes are sooooooo coool#we were all stupid kids once but sometimes u get older and u still wanna paint your house purple. and sometimes u still want a cool cape#it occurs to me that actual 17-year-olds may see this and to that i say: sorry. you guys are fine do ya thang.#its just that im 29 and have grey hair and shit so i have a certain Perspective on being 17 is all. & scrapnik mecha is like mid-30's to me#i knoooowwww he loves his big stupid cape so much. look at the refsheets with his dumbass spines poking holes through the the hood#tell me he has not made a COMMITMENT to wearing that hood despite being built in a way that makes that incredibly inconvenient#u look at nathalie fourdraine's christmas scrapniks post and tell me he isnt having so much fun#being all decorated and swishing around in that Even Bigger And Stupider Cape & shawl w/ his friends#hes so funny for that he's generally such a serious kinda character but on god he does also love some showmanship and flashiness.#i want to make it clear btw i also think capes are awesome i literally cosplay a guy with Two [2] capes.#& mecha is basically the coolest ever. but also hes still funny for that
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doodle-do-wop Ā· 9 months ago
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Ā šŸ™‡Ā Ā šŸ™‡Ā Ā šŸ™‡Ā Ā šŸ™‡Ā Ā šŸ™‡Ā 
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silvertws Ā· 4 months ago
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Showing off more of my babies because I love them so much.
Green -> Kaden? Kayden? Hayden?? One of these
Magenta -> Megan? Morgan? Mason? Idek
The amount of ideas that just popped into my head today... Oh boy... Wonder which one of these two will suffer more :}
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celestie0 Ā· 3 months ago
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gojo satoru x reader | oneshot smut [18+]
title. around the clock
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Hooking up with your little brotherā€™s babysitter? That sounds more like a bad porno than a sensible decision.
į°” pairing. babysitter/boxing au - underground boxer & babysitter!gojo x college student!reader (f)
į°” summary. when underground boxer gojo satoru becomes a little strapped for cash, he gets a day job as a babysitter for a five-year-old kid named yuuji who most definitely has adhd (but thatā€™s besides the point). the kidā€™s mom gave gojo two rules, and two rules only: donā€™t accidentally kill my son, and do not flirt with my daughter. heā€™s pretty sure heā€™s got a good hold on the former, but heā€™s got no self control over the latter.
į°” warnings/tags. 18+, fem!reader, smut, casual sex, lil bit of fluff, lil bit of crack, slight age gap (readerā€™s 22 & gojoā€™s 27), cum play, creampie, unprotected sex, praise kink, slight degradation, gojo is a sleazebag that cares?, sort of porn-coded smut except thereā€™s a lil bit of lore so itā€™s kinda porn w plot, uhh having sex with risk of getting caught, gojo beats people up at night & then plays father figure to a 5 y/o during the day, mentions of violence/alcohol/drugs/blood/cigarettes
į°” word count. 12.6k
a/n. hiiii friends jeez it feels like FOREVER since i've posted some good ol' smut (still has plot tho xd)...hopefully you enjoy n see ya at the bottom! lmk if i missed any warnings! if you asked to be tagged but didnā€™t get tagged itā€™s bc you have your tags off aaa :( even when some ppl tried to fix it i still couldnā€™t tag them iā€™m sorry!!
alsoooooo so very much love to @starmapz for beta reading this for me :ā€) really helped me w my posting nerves haha. she is also a wonderful jjk author pls go check out her works!! šŸ’• ART CREDITS: @/3-aem
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2:34 pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): heyy um iā€™m sorry if this comes off kinda rude i just am kinda bad with this but i was wondering if you could text my mom for questions about yuujiā€™s care instead of me?
2:46pm Gojo Satoru: Oh 2:46pm Gojo Satoru: Yeah, sure
2:34 pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): sorry i know my mom doesnā€™t know much ab how to take care of him bc i was the one that took care of him for a while but i just really want to separate myself from that guardian role now that iā€™ve transferred to NYU yknow? :/ i think itā€™s not my place anymore. i just wanna be big sis now haha
2:46pm Gojo Satoru: I get it. Sorry if I was making you uncomfortable with my texts
2:48pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): no no not uncomfy by it, thanks for looking after him. itā€™s just iā€™m kind of busy n stuff so it can be distractingĀ 
2:49pm Gojo Satoru: Ok, got it
2:52pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): and it was kind of an issue with his last babysitter
2:53pm Gojo Satoru: Oh?
2:55pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): yeahhh like he would keep textinf me n stuff uhh kinda weird thingsā€¦ i told my mom about it and she was super pissed so she fired him
2:55pm Gojo Satoru: Weird things?
2:56pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): yeah he was always ā€œaccidentally sexting meā€ n like he sent me a dick pic once sooooo yeah
2:56pm Gojo Satoru: Who tf 2:56pm Gojo Satoru: Iā€™ll go beat him up
2:57pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): oh no no its fine lol 2:57pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): please dont beat anyone up 2:58pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): iā€™m not saying youā€™re like him tho i just think maybe less texting unless its an emergency okay?
3:00pm Gojo Satoru: Are you sure because I will totally go beat him up for you
3:01pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): NO I DONT WANT YOU TO BEAT ANYONE UP FOR ME 3:01pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): also no offense but you dont look like you could beat someone up
3:01pm Gojo Satoru: WHAT 3:02pm Gojo Satoru: Tf you mean ā€œno offenseā€ thatā€™s literally the most offensive thing you could say to a guy
3:04pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): yeaa i mean you have muscles ofc but in the ļæ½ļæ½ohhh i wanna look good for instagramā€™ way and not like real man muscles yknow
3:06pm Gojo Satoru: Ok princess next time you visit home and go on one of your stupidly large grocery hauls Iā€™ll make sure you carry all those groceries in by yourselfĀ 
3:06pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): NO 3:07pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): I WAS JUST JOKING 3:07pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): YOURE SO STRONG TY FOR ALWAYS CARRYING THE GROCERIES INSIDE 3:08pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): PLEASE KEEP CARRYING MY GROCERIES INSIDE
3:09pm Gojo Satoru: Nah 3:09pm Gojo Satoru: Should we be texting right now? Iā€™m not sensing any emergencies here
3:11pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): pls. my groceries :(
3:16pm Gojo Satoru: Iā€™ll let the kiddo know you say hi šŸ‘‹šŸ¼Ā 
The irony of it all was that, if Gojo really wanted to, he absolutely could beat the shit out of someone. And he has, hundreds of times, pseudo professionally. Although that isnā€™t something heā€™d admit to you, out of fear that you might relay that info back to your mom who would then become mortified that sheā€™s entrusted her five-year-old sonā€™s life to the hands of an underground boxer.Ā 
But he needed the money. A night-time job didnā€™t really make daytime money, not when they could easily replace him with the next dude the second he gets knocked out of the ring more than twice, let alone if he let it happen once. And although he sometimes made large sums, it wasnā€™t stable income. He needed a back-up plan, and so babysitting it was.Ā 
The babysitter working nights at unsanctioned dojos and gyms located in the back of cartel blocks, knocking teeth out of men twice his size, would put any decent mother into a coma or induce some episode of syncope, hence why it wasnā€™t something he put on his resume before he got hired. Not that he even needed to provide a resume; your mom seemed desperate to cover the position as fast as possible, that promotion at work was moving faster than she wanted to, and Gojoā€™s beneficial attribute that he possessed as a candidate to look after her son, compared to all the other potential hires, was that he had a penis.
He likes the kid. Yuuji. Heā€™s got kind of a short attention span, and makes Gojo weary of his age. Hold up, that makes him sound like heā€™s geriatric, heā€™s really only the ripe old age of twenty-seven, but the immortality and infinite stamina that a five-year-old boy has on him is enough to have him huffing and puffing at the end of every single evening shift he takes on with the rascal.Ā 
Fighting is all sprint, and no stamina. Sure, there might be some more seasoned boxers that might disagree with him, but for someone as young as him in the field, itā€™s the tactic heā€™s been forced to gain. If he draws a fight on for too long, he'll get killed by a forty-two year old man with steroids clogging up his adipose tissue and enoughĀ  testosterone to grow a full-body beard by the time the sun starts to set. No, his strategy is to knock them out within the first fifteen seconds. Use their weight against them, and whatnot. A tactic heā€™s found has worked, since heā€™s been undefeated thus far.Ā 
He can never wrap his head around it. The drug lords that run the rings whoā€™ve gained millions the night before from selling crystal meth only to lose it all the night following in the second Gojo hooklines a solid punch to their betting boxerā€™s chin, making them see God & their Momma before they tap out (if theyā€™re even able).
He doesnā€™t pocket much money from it, not anything compared to what the men who bet on him end up making at least, but itā€™s a decently solid sum. How lucrative it really is depends solely on what he thinks the value of his life is.
Itā€™s not unheard of, boxers dying in the ring. Turns out, rich drug dealers care very little about the sheep theyā€™ve captured to perform their entertaining little stunts. But Gojo wasnā€™t doing all of this to feel some sense of work-life pride, no, it was just sustenance. When basic needs are not met, humans resort to the most animalistic of all behaviors, and while heā€™s not proud of what he does, he canā€™t deny the fact that itā€™s turned him into an adrenaline junkie that gets a rush in his veins every time he knocks a jaw loose.
But balance was key. And hence why heā€™s a boxer by night, babysitter by day. For at least four days a week, he gets to pretend heā€™s the kingā€™s most trusted appointed knight, or heā€™s the radioactive tyrannosaurus rex that wants to tyrannize all the other dinosaurs, or maybe heā€™s the evil power ranger (he always forgets which color that one was) that is determined to make the world a living hell by smashing mr. potatohead against the bunk bed post a billion times for all the other toys to see. Or whatever other imaginative hyperfixations Yuuji imposes on him in the later afternoon once heā€™s had his bowl of spaghetti-Oā€™s and is ready to play. Lately, the kidā€™s been really into space. Theyā€™ve got all sorts of space toys these days. Back in Gojoā€™s day, he just had a good olā€™ Buzz Lightyear.
ā€œOne rule, thatā€™s it: donā€™t accidentally kill my son. Actually, one more rule. Donā€™t flirt with my daughter.ā€Ā 
Thereā€™s a part of Gojo that believes your mom kind of knows heā€™s up to shady shit at night, otherwise why else would she clause for him to not flirt with you if she didnā€™t read the slight swell to his eye and the healing gash across his cheek as anything other than this boy is trouble and I want him nowhere near my too-good-for-him daughter of reproductive capacity since thatā€™s the exact tale of how I became a single mother in the first place. Or maybe he inherently looks like heā€™s up to no good? Heā€™s not sure which angle is more offensive, and which one was more flattering. Well in any case, she entrusted Yuujiā€™s life to him, despite acknowledging the plausibility of harm, and that means she overall thinks positively of him, right? ā€¦ā€¦right?
The first night he met you, it was awkward to say the least. Gojo spends most of his nights performing deadly stunts for middle aged men with potbellies, and most of his days hanging out with a five-year-old (one who heā€™d argue is his only friend at this point). Sure, heā€™s got some people he sees occasionally back in his high school hometown when he can brave hearing about how everyoneā€™s in college now or doing a masters or theyā€™re working respectable nine-to-five day jobs meanwhile he has to lie to his Pops that heā€™s been working in insurance for the past two years. Listen, in fairness, he probably makes the same amount of money as an insurance broker would anyways, but he canā€™t exactly own up to the identity of his craft.Ā 
Anyways, the point is, heā€™s not used to seeing other people his age anymore. Thereā€™s the occasional hook-up with girls he hasnā€™t seen since Mrs. Tracyā€™s homeroom period back in sweet two-thousand-sixteen, or his twice-a-year hangout with Suguru where he only learns the day of where he's visiting from since the guy moves around more than Gojo can keep up with. But save for that, he mostly just sees your mom and then Yuuji.Ā 
So seeing you standing in the kitchen for the first time when he went to put Yuujiā€™s half-finished GoGurt back in the fridge was startling to say the least. When the sight of a woman startled him, he knew he needed to start getting out again.
You were on your tiptoes, reaching up to grab at something over the fridge, and wearing these ridiculously short shorts to where he could see the curve of your ass, his line of sight trailing down the skin of your bare legs. He couldnā€™t see anything of your form above your shorts, given you were wearing an extremely baggy t-shirt with NYU on it in big bolded university letters. As far as he knew, you were a senior at NYU, studying psychology, made deanā€™s list consecutively for the past three years given the way your mother posted all your stellar transcripts up on the fridge (he gets that sheā€™s proud of her daughter, but doesnā€™t that kind of stuff usually end in grade school?) But other than that, it was all the information he had on you.
ā€œHere,ā€ he said, pressing his front to your back, maybe just to get a feel, as he reached over to you to finally grab the box of cereal you were swatting for, the one that he purposefully placed at the back because Yuuji learned how to climb counters recently. ā€œIs this what you want?ā€
He had heard you gasp, spinning around on your heel fast, staring up at him with wide eyes like you werenā€™t expecting some random man to be in the house right now, and your first instinct ended up being to grab the knife out of the kitchen knife block and lunge it straight at his torso.
If it wasnā€™t for his boxer reflexes, heā€™d have ended up at the ER that evening. Or dead. All depending on the strength you could pack into a stab. But instead, he deflected it, though not without a gash to his torso through the fabric of his shirt, one that you spent the rest of the evening profusely apologizing for and eventually mending to with cotton balls and neosporin.Ā 
ā€œI didnā€™t know you were my little brotherā€™s babysitter,ā€ you mumbled with a small wince on your face as you dabbed ointment on the wound while he pulled the hem of his shirt up to his shoulder. Heā€™s never had an injury tended to before. It was nice.
ā€œItā€™s fine, I get it, totally acceptable response to seeing a random dude in your house.ā€
He remembers the curl of your eyelashes while you stared down at his bare upper half, something he imprinted on his memory rather than the concern in your face as your fingertips traced the scars across his chest. He hoped they made you feel better about the one you just slashed into him, because after all, what was one more?Ā 
He knows he shouldnā€™t have, but he kissed you that night. Two minutes before your mom came home, and right after you bid him goodnight with one more apology, he backed you up against the door of your bedroom, his hands on your hips pulling you towards him, and his lips pressed against yours. Something seamless, from candid conversation that was heading towards an end, to full fledged making out against white-painted wood, his teeth nipping at your lip and he wondered just how touch-starved those university boys were leaving you given the desperate way youā€™d clinged to his shirt for dear life as he deepened the kiss.
The moment only lasted one minute and fifty-seven seconds, and in the remaining three, your motherā€™s key pushed into the front door and he had to pull away. Always, on the dot, 10PM, she was home. It was how he knew he had two minutes left to make a move in the first place.
So much for no flirting.
6:57pm Gojo Satoru: Bahahah I accidentally forgot where yuujiā€™s epipen is 6:58pm Gojo Satoru: [sent a photo] 6:59pm Gojo Satoru: Turns out this can-o-soup was just covering it in the cabinet
7:01pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): ??? why did you need to find his epipen
7:08pm Gojo Satoru: Oh he accidentally took a bite of my pad thai 7:09pm Gojo Satoru: I freaked cuz I thought it had peanuts in it but I remember I asked for it without anyĀ  7:09pm Gojo Satoru: shitā€™s crazy
7:10pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU TEXT ME????????
7:12pm Gojo Satoru: YOU SAID YOU DIDNT WANT ME TEXTING YOU UNLESS IT WAS AN EMERGENCY ?
7:13pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): SATORU YOU THOGHT HE ATE SOMETHING W PEANUTS IN IT AND YOU FORGOT WHERE HIS EPIPEN WAS THATSS A FUCKIGN EMERGENCY
7:15pm Gojo Satoru: THE KID IS DOING FINE HES ALIVE JESUS LEAVE ME ALONE 7:16pm Gojo Satoru: [sent a photo] 7:16pm Gojo Satoru: See. heā€™s chill 7:17pm Gojo Satoru: with intact airways might I add 7:18pm Gojo Satoru: Also isnā€™t he a little too old to still be watching baby sensory videos?
7:20pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): yeah my mom thinks he has adhd :(
7:22pm Gojo Satoru: oh
He tried to keep his word though (although he doesnā€™t recall ever giving it) out of the respect he had for your mom. She was a hard-working lady, single mom of two who went from working three jobs to now being a major administrator at a big law firm near the outskirts of town. It was an underdog story if heā€™d ever heard one, and he loved an underdog story.Ā 
But a little texting here and there wouldnā€™t hurt, right? Or so he thought, until you told him to cut it out with the contact. Maybe you were just trying to be the good one in this situation. After all, hooking up with your little brotherā€™s babysitter? That sounds more like a bad porno than a sensible decision. Still, heā€™ll eventually get your replies to his which shirt should Yuuji wear to the park? and look, the toothfairy gave him the butt of a joint and a couple thumbtacks for his front tooth. heā€™s ecstatic texts, although in a less timely manner than before when you werenā€™t trying to preserve propriety. And when youā€™d occasionally visit every other weekend, heā€™d do his best to keep his hands in his pockets, and youā€™d fill up your nights with hangouts with your hometown friends to avoid spending too much time with him at the house. A silent agreement to not fuck each other, it was.Ā 
4:55pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): send pic of yuuji pls i miss him :(
5:04pm Gojo Satoru: [sent a photo]
5:08pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): IS THAT BLOOD?!?!?!?!
5:09pm Gojo Satoru: chillllllll itā€™s fake. Weā€™re working on his halloween costume
5:09pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): WHY DOES IT HAVE BLOOD?!?!?!?!?!?
5:10pm Gojo Satoru: He wants to be a baby xenomorph and I'm his parasitic host. You know that iconic chestburster scene from the old school alien movies? yeah
5:12pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): satoru please for the love of god just dress him up as a dinosaur or something
5:13pm Gojo Satoru: Iā€™m not the one that came up with the idea, okay? It was him
5:14pm yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): because you let him watch adult swim with you before putting him to bed. youā€™ve deranged his brain.
5:14pm Gojo Satoru: He needs it. Builds character.
Gojo was living a double life, and if someone asked him, heā€™d say it was less of a Clark Kent way and more of a Bruce Wayne way, although in reality, he knows itā€™s close to neither. Heā€™s no superhero with a concealed identity fighting crime, heā€™s a con artist thatā€™s tricked a hard-working woman into hiring him just because heā€™s trying to save up enough money to get the fuck out of this godforsaken town, given heā€™s not knocked dead before then for the crimeā€™s amusement.
But Yuuji looks up to him now. And Gojoā€™s grown attached to him too. He taught the kid how to tie his own shoes and piss inside the actual toilet like a real man. And that kidā€™s the only thing thatā€™s made him question any of this. Maybe thatā€™s what dads feel, suddenly held to all this impossible responsibility and the pressure to stop doing stupid shit so that youā€™ll stick around to see your kids get older. The thought that there are eyes on you now, eyes that are innocent and hopeful and learning, and because they know nothing at all, you feel the responsibility to protect them from everything. For fucks sake, remind him to never become a dad.Ā 
ā€œDo you like my sister?ā€ Yuuji had asked him out of nowhere one afternoon after he just got home from preschool, stacking a blue cube over a yellow one at the dining table.
ā€œUhh,ā€ Gojo starts. He wondered if your mom had put a wire on the kid, so his answer was as diplomatic as he could manage. ā€œYeah, sheā€™s cool. Youā€™ve got a cool sister.ā€
ā€œBut. But.ā€ Yuuji stutters, trying to find his big boy words. He stretches up higher to reach the top of his stack of blocks, but he only has so much arm real estate at the age of five. ā€œDo you like her like you wanna kiss her?ā€
Gojo grabs the block from the kidā€™s hand, for a moment questioning Yuujiā€™s decision to want to put a blue block over another blue block, but he figures aesthetics are the least of a kidā€™s concern, and so he places the block where Yuuji wanted it.Ā 
Why does the kid know what kissing is anyway? Do kids know that kind of stuff at that age? Isnā€™t a kiss to a five-year-old just something their mom gives to them before they head off to preschool for the day? And not something that happens between adult men and women? Maybe he should stop watching that adult swim in front of him.
ā€œNo. I donā€™t want to kiss your sister,ā€ he says, again, because he is suspicious of a wire. It was a lie and then some, because he wants to do a lot more than just kiss you.
Gojo lifts the RedBull he was nursing up to his lips and watches Yuuji in the corner of his eye as the kid stares at his growing stack of blocks with a concentrated expression on his face, his chubby fingers squeezing tightly into little round dimpled balls, like heā€™s putting together all his tiny brain cells together to form another coherent thought before turning to face Gojo on the chair.
ā€œItā€™s ok. You can kiss her if you wanā€™ed to. You can marry her too,ā€ Yuuji says.
Gojo almost spits out his RedBull. He barely manages to swallow it, a broken cough immediately leaving his throat when some of the liquid goes down the wrong pipe and heā€™s smacking a fist against his chest to knock the sanity back into himself.
ā€œWhere the fuā€”ā€¦where the flip did that come from?ā€ he asks, blinking back tears from the rasp in his throat.
Yuujiā€™s small shoulders sulk as he sits back on his heels. ā€œI want a papa.ā€
Oh fuck that hurt. Jesus christ, there was nothing more sad than that. Yuuji has literally never known what itā€™s like to have a dad, since his had left before he was even born. Gojoā€™s not really close to his old man by any means, but he had still been a fatherly figure in some pivotal moments when he had needed it growing up. Kids need their dads. And heā€™s seen enough people lose their way without one to know that the value of them is really underestimated.
Heā€™s also kind of shocked that Yuuji really did think of you as his motherly figure. Maybe since it had always just been him and his dad, Gojo learned how to self sustain from a young age, and he and his dad became accustomed to just looking after their own interests to avoid the headache of tending to one another. My land is my land, and your land is yours, and there was the occasional Saturday night spent together with his dadā€™s millions of beer bottles emptied dry on the carpet in front of the 1992 box TV as the two shared a greasy pizza from the place down the street. That was the extent of family solidarity that he knew.
But he canā€™t imagine being barely eighteen and having to take care of your little brother all by yourself because your mom was too busy trying to put food on the table and was too poor to hire a babysitter. Your mom tried so damn hard to keep you away from the single teenage mother life, but somehow ended up giving it to you by proxy in the end anyway. It was no wonder you wanted space now that Yuujiā€™s a little older and your mom can afford a babysitter. No matter how much you might love your sibling, being their effective guardian out of pure necessity had to have taken a toll.
Gojo clears his throat before he speaks. ā€œBuddy. If I married your sister, weā€™d be brothers. I wouldnā€™t be your dad.ā€Ā 
Yuujiā€™s eyes light up at the word brother. ā€œBrothers? Me and you?ā€
ā€œYeah. Bros.ā€
The kid giggles, all bubbly with cheeks rounding fully and eyes sparkling. Gojo reaches out to ruffle at his hair before Yuuji gets down onto one stubby leg at a time from the chair then bolts towards the kitchen.
ā€œJuice!!ā€ he yells somewhere around the corner out of sight.
Gojo sighs, staring at all the toys he pulled out for Yuuji to play with, all left in a scattered mess across the table. He gets up out of his chair and heads towards the fridge. ā€œYeah, yeah. Iā€™ll get you your juice, you little demon.ā€
The conclusion he comes to, and it might read like an obvious one, is that kids donā€™t really know the reality of life, hence why adults hide so much from them.Ā 
This is what he thinks of tonight when he wraps his worn out boxing tape around his hands and his wrist, tightening it with his teeth, and he can smell the sweat and grime from them. The back of the underground gym had an old dated locker room, and as Gojo stretches his neck side to side while sitting on the stiff metal bench, he eyes the peeling red paint of the locker in front of him, blurring vision making it look like spilt blood.Ā 
His phone pings with a text. He shuffles inside his duffle bag to look for it while his other hand scratches at his bare chest.
1:07am yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): hhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 1:07am yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): omgomgomg sor y iā€™mĀ 
He blinks at the screen, confusion flashing across his face. He types one letter, but then he sees three dots and a speech text bubble in the bottom left, so he waits for you.
1:09am yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): i drunk :(
The corner of his mouth ticks up slightly.Ā 
1:09am Gojo Satoru: Yeah I can tell
1:10am yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): at a apartyyyy
His eyebrows raise slightly, the thought of you tipsy on some frat party couch flashing through his mind, yet of all things you could be doing at that frat party, youā€™re texting him? Must be a really boring party.
1:11am yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): whyyy are you aawake?
1:12am Gojo Satoru: Couldnā€™t sleep 1:12am Gojo Satoru: Donā€™t you have a midterm in the morning?
1:14am yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): wtf hwo do you knwo that
1:15am Gojo Satoru: Your mom keeps your schedule posted on the fridge
1:15am yuujiā€™s sister (no flirting): im so fucked;ā€™;(((
He snorts. Heā€™s got a bit more life experience than you, five-ish years to be exact, more than enough time to master the no-hangover hangout, but just before he can offer you some advice, he sees another text from you.Ā 
1:16am yuujiā€™s sister (no flirting): can i tell u smethingĀ 
His gaze flits up to the ceiling briefly, and he hears commotion outside the thick walls of the locker room. The previous fight was over, and fast. The guy mustā€™ve been knocked out in under twenty seconds tops, which means that Gojo was next up against whatever superbeast just beat him up.Ā 
1:17am Gojo Satoru: Sure
He stands up, placing his phone down on the bench before he flexes the muscles in his arms a couple times to get the blood flowing into them. And thereā€™s the noise of another ping. Actually, four.
1:14am yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): sonetimes 1:14am yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): i thikn ofĀ  1:14am yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): when u kisse me 1:14am yuujiā€™s sis (no flirting): *kissed me
His eyes widen slightly, irises dry to the ashy cigarette smoke from outside lingering in the air, and his heart rate picks up a bit. An adrenaline junkie with close to no fear in his veins due to the way his amygdalaā€™s been fried to a crisp from years of boxing, yet heā€™s got his breath hitched from the memory of your soft lips against his. It makes the blood rushing through the muscles of his arms rush somewhere down south instead.
Loud banging on the door of the locker room jolts him out of his trance, and heā€™s stiff around the edges once more.
ā€œSatoru! Youā€™re up, man,ā€ he hears Danny, the fight coordinator, yell at him from the other side of the heavy & poorly-installed steel door.
Gojo sighs, glancing down at the texts on his phone. To respond, or not to respond. Youā€™re off your face, clearly chatty from the alcohol, and he knows for certain youā€™ll regret every life decision youā€™ve ever made once you wake up in the morning and see the self sabotaging behaviors youā€™ve engaged in tonight. He knows that responding to you might put you at ease rather than straight up ignoring you, but the feeling will pass, and he has a match to win with no more room left to stall.
He makes his way out the locker room, pushing past the crowded halls of people underneath dim flashing club lighting, some dudes angrily jerking to face him when he pushes past them with a stiff shoulder, only for their eyes to widen when they see just exactly who pushed them.Ā 
Thereā€™s strippers in the ring, doing some routine for pre-match, and Gojo narrows his eyes at the man he sees laying back over the rubber boundary rope, head tipped back up to the ceiling with a wicked grin on his face. So that was his opponent? Heā€™s never seen the guy before. Was he from a different district? Different district talent was tough, you had no background info on them, while theyā€™ve been preparing to be here for weeks. Hence why boxers tend to do better when they visit a different district than they do in their own. There have been rules made to limit these types of fights, mostly over outrage that it was unfair to bid on them, but they were also usually more entertaining to watch. Gojoā€™s got a sick feeling to his stomach as the strippers clear the ring.
ā€œHey,ā€ Gojo calls out, grabbing Danny by the back of his collar and dragging him towards him and away from the girls stepping down onto the floor, ā€œwhatā€™s in for this fight?ā€
Danny glances up at the ceiling. ā€œTarpā€™s bettinā€™ tonight, so it canā€™t be anything less than ten grand for you. Iā€™d say tops fifteen?ā€
Gojo narrows his eyes further, then glances off into the ring again. The man stands up, and Gojo gets a better look on his face. Heā€™s got short hair, neon green in color with a dark fade underneath and tattoos all over his face. But those eyes. They were freakishingly red, and it made him uneasy. He knows the type. The type of boxers that do this to genuinely hurt people for thrill. Make no mistake, Gojo understands heā€™s made himself out to be like that too, gaining some kind of rush out of this profession, but this type of fighter was different. The type to literally continue smashing a dudeā€™s face into the floor until theyā€™re a bloody mess even minutes after the winning call, and no referee to stop it because thatā€™s the kind of action the spectators wanted.
Danny reads his line of sight. ā€œThatā€™s Gale. Newtonā€™s new boxing toy. Came outta nowhere about a month ago. Heā€™s undefeated so far in his district, and Newton specifically wanted to see you up against him tonight,ā€ Danny tells Gojo, resting his elbow up on his bare shoulder. ā€œChances are heā€™ll compete with Tarp for final bid if you win this one. Iā€™m talking twenty-five grand in the next if you can knock him out in this.ā€
ā€œUh-huh,ā€ Gojo acknowledges, rolling his shoulder so Dannyā€™s elbow falls from it. Forget the money, he just wants to make it out of this alive.
He sets his foot up on the square, ducking through the dividing boundary straps and the tacky caution construction tape that the gym thinks creates an exciting ambience. He hears the static of the speakers as the announcers call out Gojoā€™s name, then this other guy, loud bass club music booming through Gojoā€™s chest as he tries to take a few deep breaths through the thick air of this low-ceiling arena.Ā 
The dim overhead lights flickered, casting shadows over the makeshift ring, and the crowd pressed tight around at every perimeter area, yelling and pushing, one even tosses a beer bottle on the square and it shatters, spreading glass all across, a few shards reaching Gojoā€™s feet and he looks down at them with a shudder. A fight immediately breaks out in the crowd over something related or possibly entirely unrelated, and heā€™d have no way of knowing as he swipes the shards away with his heel.
The influential men always sat up on higher seating, off towards the back in their own VIP section where they suck in the smoke of fat cigarettes and peer through 100% tinted sunglasses to assess the boxers theyā€™ve bid thousands on. The light reflects off the golden grills of their teeth with every snarl at any passerby that gets too close, like a lion in its den. Thatā€™s what the sanction was called. Lionā€™s den.
Gojo sighed, eyeing the twisted grin of this Gale guy across from him. Was that his real name? Usually, foreign district guys get nicknames. Gojoā€™s always thought the nicknames were tacky, and heā€™s accumulated some of his own over the years, but to his ears, none of them ever really landed, although The White Fox admittedly was kinda nice. Reminded him of throwback shooting games.Ā 
He sucked a breath in through his teeth, holding his hands up in front of his chest in weak fists, storing energy in them in the form of pure anticipation alone, and then the bell rang.
His opponent lunged towards him immediately, fists flying in a barrage of reckless strikes, and Gojoā€™s eyes momentarily widened in the briefest moments of hesitation he had been allowed before ducking and dodging every one of this guy's shots, then jumping a step back to create distance.
Fuck. He was fast. Not just boxer fast, athlete fast. There was a difference. And it wasnā€™t a good one to be up against.
Gojo picked up light on his feet. He couldnā€™t win this one fast, that much was certain. One single careless or reckless move, and heā€™ll get tackled. He knows that by the malicious look he sees on that guyā€™s face, grin wide like heā€™s some cannibalistic beast.Ā 
Stepping back towards the center, Gojo purposefully set himself up for Gale to swipe a vicious hook towards his head, before Gojo last minute ducked down, crouched to the floor, and swung his leg out to knock the guy off balance by his ankles, and he falls onto his back with a loud thud!
Thereā€™s a moment of momentary silence from the crowd, right before Gojo put the man in a torso-lock, twisting him in a way a human body should absolutely not be twisted, hearing the grunts of pain and the crack of spine even through the shouts of the crowd.
He can hear it. Kill him! Knock his fucking teeth out! Snap his neck like a goose, man! FIN-ISH HIM! FIN-ISH HIM! FIN-ISH HIM!
He feels like throwing up.Ā 
Gojo looks up at the referee, who wasnā€™t really a referee, just there to run the clock when there was action and only barely stop it before near death. ā€œThis is enough, right?ā€ he asks.
The referee nods. ā€œ1-0, next round.ā€
Gojo lets go of his opponent, leaving him there to heave for a moment before he gets up onto his feet again. Just needs one more, and heā€™s a winner. Ten grand in his pocket, and he wonā€™t have to come back here for a couple weeks.
Gale gets up, swiping at the spit that had trickled out the corner of his mouth down to his chin, and he had an enraged look on his face. The second the bell rang for the second round, he exploded forward towards Gojo with even more fervor than before, gritted expression with a thirst for violence fueling the storm of punches he was throwing towards Gojo but he tried to remain calm, light on his feet, swiftly duck and avoid before he can find another opportunity to clear a sharp, clean jab right to the ribsā€”
sometimes, i think of when you kissed me
Gojo misses his strike, leaving his guard wide open, and Gale takes the opportunity to land a solid punch straight to his jaw, sending his mouth guard flying straight out of his mouth into the air, and knocking him backwards onto the ground with a thud and then he finds himself staring up at the rusting metal ceiling and a ringing in his ears that almost matches the roar of the crowd.
His head is in a haze, dizzy like where one second could feel like a millennia. He feels a soreness underneath his chin, a pain that radiates to his mouth, and he briefly swipes his tongue over his front teeth to make sure he still has all of them.Ā 
What the fuck was that? That intrusive thought. Thereā€™s no intrusive thoughts allowed in life or death situations, not when he was always just one smash to the head away from a permanent concussion. But, fuck, he canā€™t help it. Canā€™t help thinking of you. Even when his vision has gone blurry and he should really be weary about what happens next in this ring, his mindā€™s just thinking about you, at some frat party, tipping back shots of tequila and waiting for a text-back in response to your tipsy ones. Were you even waiting up on him? Have you already passed out on the couch, or were your friends dragging you back to your dorm? Or are you fucking some other dude right now? Has he got his hand up your top, squeezing at you, sleazily feeling you up before spilling beer all down your shirt, and are you kissing him back with the same enthusiasm, your phone now somewhere long slipped between the cushions of the couch and out of sight?
Even though itā€™s still sore, he tenses his jaw. Grinds his teeth, even. Tasting blood somewhere along the line of his gums, he realizes his lip is split. He licks at it, the flavor of copper more rich on his tongue, and he clenches his fists tightly. Whyā€™s he thinking of that right now? It just pisses him off, the thought of you with some other dude. Maybe thatā€™s what he needs to win this fight. Spite. Although heā€™s not sure why the guy across from him at the ring has to pay for it.
He lifts his head up off the ground, and while it felt like years he had been down, a glance at the timer tells him itā€™s only been a solid four seconds. A solid four seconds that his opponent had to fully charge a lunge towards him with the look of death in his face, raising his elbow up into the air in time with his leap, ready to come straight down, and Gojoā€™s eyes widen at the sight above him from where heā€™s still lying on the wood.
ā€œShitā€”ā€ he cusses, rolling his body over to the side so that the dude falls straight down onto the floor rather than elbow Gojo in the fucking ribs, and then he gets back up on his feet.Ā 
Stakes were high, he has to end this, he has to end this now, and he flexes the muscle in his right bicep, channeling everything he has into this one blow, and before Gale even really has a chance to turn around and face him again, Gojoā€™s already three-fourths set up a knockout undercut that he drives straight up the guyā€™s chin, with so much force it has him lifting up off the floor, a vertebrate stretch to his spine before heā€™s sent flying backwards and slammed against the tight rubber lining of the ring to where he was half hanging over it.
The room fell silent for a split second, then erupted in a roar as the referee fell to one knee beside Gale, checking him for any semblance of consciousness, and when he found none, he waves the match off.Ā 
Gojoā€™s eyes flit up towards the lionā€™s den, the only opinions that he really needed to care about were sitting in those mahogany chairs with glasses of scotch swirling around in their hands, and he sees some of them looking straight at Gojo before leaning towards one another and discretely talking about something he canā€™t make out because he doesnā€™t know how to read lips.
He feels someone tug at his arms from behind, pulling him to crouch down and he balances back on the balls of his feet. He glances down through the ring at the floor. Danny was leaning against the wooden surface of it. ā€œDude. Go.ā€ He jerks his head towards Gale, who still laid there sprawled across the now stretched out rubber perimeter bands. ā€œGo fuck him up. Knock a few more teeth out, I donā€™t know, get some more blood out of him.ā€
ā€œWhat?ā€ Gojo huffs, yanking his arm away from Dannyā€™s grip. ā€œThe fuck are you saying?ā€
ā€œI told you, man, Newtonā€™s here and heā€™s got his eye on you. Go give him a show,ā€ Danny says, ā€œdo it.ā€ And when he sees clear frustration on Gojoā€™s face he sighs. ā€œTwenty-five grand, consider that, will you?ā€
Gojo sneers at the man, an awful taste in his mouth as he spits blood towards Dannyā€™s feet. ā€œGo fuck yourself on his cock if he wants a show that bad.ā€ And then he ducks underneath the bands and hops back down onto the floor, pushing past people who were trying to grab at him and pull at him and lift him up and even throw him down until he made it through flashing hallways and back to the locker room.
He shuts the door behind him, sliding the bolt lock into the frame so no one can follow him inside, and then he leans his weight back against the chilling steel before tipping his head back until it hits the surface too.
He lets out of a few deep breaths, then stares down at the sting he finds over his knuckles. Red and blistering from the last punch he delivered, and heā€™s almost certain he broke a bone in his hand. Fuck. It was bleeding across the cuts, too. He had to figure out a way to get it all healed by tomorrow, as if that was humanly possible, just because he doesnā€™t want Yuuji questioning him about it.
Yuuji. For fucks sake, when has he ever thought about the kid this much? When has he ever thought about much of anything when heā€™s out here or in the ring? Heā€™s a babysitter by day. Heā€™s a ā€œpartā€ of your family when the sun is up and normal functioning society is breathing their lives into the clean air. Thatā€™s it. Heā€™s no five-year-oldā€™s caretaker in front of all these primetime drug lords, and he certainly shouldnā€™t be thinking of you when facing big, burly men heā€™s aiming to rough up, all within the dead hours of night. So then how come these thoughts are on his mind at all times, twenty-four-seven, around the clock?
He heads further into the locker room, glancing down at the bench where heā€™d left his phone, then picks it up, neck craned all the way down to glance at the screen as he holds his phone by his hip because he doesnā€™t have any energy to pick it up any further towards his eyesight.Ā 
He sees your messages. You never sent any follow-up ones, just your horrendously typed out sonetimes, i thikn of when u kisse me *kissed me across the span of four texts, and Gojo runs a tired hand down his face.
He tips his head back to groan at the ceiling, guttural with no basis other than a release of all the pent up frustration of every sort, then he types in a couple messages to you,
3:23am Gojo Satoru: Thatā€™s nice 3:24am Gojo Satoru: I think about fucking you all the timeĀ 
ā€”and then tosses his phone into his duffel bag to call it a night.
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Youā€™re awoken to your alarm blaring heavily, and you whack your arm across your nightstand table beside your tiny twin-size bed to hit the snooze button, then rub your eye with a loose fist while smacking at the residual taste of alcohol you have on your tongue.Ā 
ā€œMmā€¦ā€ you mumble to yourself. And then the thirst hits you. The overwhelming, intense, unquenchable thirst that leaves your mouth feeling like the Sahara desert before you grab your twice-dented Hydroflask from the nightstand, twist the cap off and chug about twenty ounces of water in one breath.Ā 
You let out a deep exhale and fall back into bed, your hand resting on top of your water-filled tummy, and you stare up at the ceiling of your dorm.Ā 
Last night was horrible. You knew you shouldnā€™t have gone to that frat party, especially given you have an exam inā€”you checked the time on your phoneā€”about an hour, and an hour was not enough time to recover from the raging hangover headache thatā€™s pounding through your head. But your roommates insisted you went, and so go you did. You never knew what to expect, always torn between shaving your pussy before you go or throwing on a stained pair of sweatpants to keep the guys away instead. Sometimes, it was a combination of both. But last night, you ended up drinking more than you usually do, and that always led to poor, poor, poor decisions, in which all the sense of pride you had in yourself was washed down with the puke that you hurled into the upstairs toilet.Ā 
You grab at your phone again, briefly seeing that your friends had sent you some photos from the night. You immediately swiped off to the side to dismiss the notifications, because as far as you were concerned, you never wanted to see those photos in your life.
And then, in the briefest of moments, you saw a familiar name in your notifications that made you heart skip a beat.
Gojo Satoru (yuujiā€™s babysitter)
With an immediate gasp, you pulled your phone to your chest and held it there, blinking up at the pale yellow ceiling, your heart picking up in rhythm.
Oh fuck.
That was right.
You drunk texted him last night.
You drunk texted your little brotherā€™s hot babysitter.
Fuck.
Mortified was an understatement, possibly because you donā€™t even remember what you said, and so you donā€™t even want to see what he replied with.
You groan, rubbing both your hands across your face then kick your sheets back with your feet like a child having a temper tantrum because you were so embarrassed you had even texted him at all last night. I mean, he was hot. A little older than you, really gorgeous eyes, tall, and, yeah, you gave him shit for the Instagram muscles thing, but thatā€™s only because you thought heā€™d find it cheeky that you were trying to humble him despite the fact that heā€™s more toned and ruggedly sculpted than any other man youā€™ve ever met. You didnā€™t want to have a flustered schoolgirl attitude because it would just seep through to his ego.
In any case, he was hot, there was no denying it, so can you really blame yourself? But still. There was collateral with this. You had to see him every other weekend. He knows your family, even your extended since they invited him to Thanksgiving dinner a couple weeks ago. A high-risque drunk text recipient if he ever was one (of course he has been, look at that face). Why couldnā€™t you have just drunk texted ECON160 guy from last semester who Clit DJā€™d you underneath your desk at the back of the lecture hall instead?
The thing that made you nervous about Gojo Satoru was that he was just soā€¦confident? Like, in that I was raised to be this way confident and not that I fought inner demons my whole life to barely end up this way confident, yā€™know? Never had to fake it ā€˜til he made it, he just was. At least that was the kind of energy you got from him, and unfortunately for you, it was nerve wracking but enticing all at the same time.
You sigh. ā€œStupid. Stupid. Stuuuuuupiiiiidddddddddddd. You. Are. So. Stuuuuuupiiiiddddddd,ā€ you sigh, running your hands through your hair to grip at the strands.
You pull your phone away from your chest, and finally brave yourself to read the texts from your notifications screen, but not without blurring your vision a little to further stall. And then you finally refocus it to read them. The first one you see has you gaspingā€”
3:24am Gojo Satoru (yuujiā€™s babysitter): I think about fucking you all the timeĀ 
It has heat spreading across your cheeks, and you blink at your screen, then quickly swipe up to read the previous messages with rushed glides of your index finger on the screen to see that he had sent it to you in response to your barely coherent texts about how you still so often think about that time he randomly pressed you up against the door of your bedroom to kiss you that night you first met him.
I think about fucking you all the time
At 3 in the morning? He decided to send that text at 3 in the fucking morning? That was the devilā€™s hour. Whatā€™s he trying to tell you?Ā 
Oh come on, youā€™re not stupid. And you know he isnā€™t either. The sexual tension was palpable, it was there since the day you two met and you almost stabbed him, and also everytime you were visiting the house, and his shoulder brushes against yours when heā€™s trying to get past you in the kitchen, or when youā€™ve got Yuuji in your arms and the kid is clinging to Gojoā€™s sleeve because he wants him near him at all times. Thereā€™s even sexual tension over the phone, in those stupid texts he sends you all the time about meaningless child care stuff, and honestly, those little updates made your day.
Butā€¦ you donā€™t know much about him, and your mom would kill you if she ever found out you wanted him. And sheā€™d probably pulverize him if she found out he ever made a move on you. Cremated without leaving a trace behind would be an understatement. She thinks heā€™s no good and she thinks youā€™re too good. You know sheā€™s warned him before to not get close to you, as if she was pre-emptively expecting him to try to get in your pants like it was some canon force of the universe, hence why heā€™s probably so fucking awkward around you whenever sheā€™s there too. Like if he accidentally got caught staring at your ankles, your mom would light him on fire, so heā€™d rather not risk it by just avoiding looking at you at all.
Your mom has always been protective of you. Your father was a deadbeat, one she thought she loved, only to watch him leave. And she had to raise a baby all by herself. He re-entered your lives right before you graduated high school, knocked up your mom again with Yuuji, and guess what? Left again without a trace. To be doubly humiliated by a man is a fate you wouldnā€™t wish on any woman, but thatā€™s exactly what your mom went through. It was a wake-up call for her, though. No more living paycheck to paycheck like you had been your whole lives up until Yuuji was born. The kid doesnā€™t even know how lucky he is with everything he has right now. Your mom worked her way up the corporate ladder and made something of herself and now you guys were comfortable, so it was safe to say she had some sort of right to look after her daughter, of whom she simply doesnā€™t want to follow in the same naive footsteps of her youth.
You get it. She wants to break the generational cycle. But it made being with men tough on all fronts, let alone dating. You could never bring a guy home because heā€™d never be enough, even if he cured cancer or could make you orgasm while doing a sixty-nine handstand. And while her overbearing paranoia over what you do or where you are or who youā€™re with has since dimmed slightly since you officially moved out to finish your last year of higher education at NYU, you can still feel her disappointment from a hundred miles away when youā€™re making out with some random frat guy on his beer-stained couch at eleven AM on a Tuesday.
But you got to college. Youā€™ve already made it this far. Youā€™re on deanā€™s list. You graduated high school as salutatorian. Youā€™re the most highly decorated cello player in the state. You won Miss County pageant when you were sixteen for your philanthropic efforts towards feline leukemia. You did online community college for three years so you could stick back after high school and help your mom raise Yuuji, which meant that you had to forfeit your scholarship to Cornell. Youā€™ve spent your whole life being good, you just wanna be bad for a little bit.
And if bad meant fucking the hot and mysterious babysitter, then so be it.Ā 
You pick your phone up, begin blasting what the hell by Avril Lavigne on your dorm room bluetooth speaker, then type a message to him that saysā€”
10:34am you: do it then
ā€”then shove your phone under the sheets and belt out the lyrics aaaall my life iā€™ve been good, but now, ahhhh iā€™m thinkinā€™ what the hell!!! while kicking your feet and clutching your pillow.
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Gojo has no clue what divine entity has overcast their gratuitous spirit over him on this blessed Monday afternoon, but heā€™ll thank them for it later once his balls are empty.Ā 
Heā€™s got you on your back, sprawled across the couch in the living room, the first fuck being a rushed one that you offered him with before he has to go pick Yuuji up from circle time at preschool, which wasnā€™t ideal, but heā€™s delirious at the sight of you underneath him right now. Your little NYU shirt, a tighter one this time, bunched up over your bare breasts, otherwise entirely naked other than the flimsy panties dangling at your ankle, and the view of the tip of his cock looking hot and heavy against the velvet of your cunt, slowly pushing in, feeling the warmth of your walls squeeze around him paired with the sweet moan that leaves your lips, makes him fall forward with a bracing hand dug into the cushion by the side of your head because the sensation feels so fucking good he can hardly keep himself upright.
ā€œFuck, youā€™re so tight,ā€ he grunts, pushing himself in further to try and bottom out but heā€™s still got a couple inches he needs you to take, and so you curl your hips upwards towards the cieling to make more room for him, practically putting yourself into a mating press and soon enough heā€™s balls deep, ā€œyou on any birth control?ā€
ā€œUh-huh,ā€ you moan, eyes closed and head tipped back with one hand squeezing your own tit.
ā€œI can cum inside then, yeah?ā€ he asks you, pushing your knees to your chest, slowly drawing his hips back and you squirm underneath him.
ā€œLetā€™s get there first, and then weā€™ll discuss,ā€ you breathe out.
ā€œIā€™ve been there for the past ten minutes, baby. I could cum at any second with the way you look and feel,ā€ he informs you flatly, because it was just the truth and you had to know it, then he feels himself twitch inside, slowly working up to a languid rhythm, almost fearfully like your momā€™s going to pop out somewhere around the corner with a camera crew ready like one of those retro TV shows just to humiliate him on national television for not keeping it in his pants like sheā€™d told him to.Ā 
ā€œHarder,ā€ he hears you whisper, and he rolls his eyes shut to just focus on the feeling. The feeling of your nails grazing down the skin of his chest and his abs, tracing the scars heā€™s collected over the years, and he feels you tightening around him. He leans down to kiss you, fucking you properly now with the squeak of the couch springs echoing across the room, your hums of moans seeping through his lips until heā€™s fully taking them on with an open-mouthed kiss of sloppy tongue.Ā 
The fact that it was wrong felt right to him, and he realizes in this moment heā€™s lost all sense of control. He wasnā€™t just an adrenaline junkie that liked to rough up dudes, he was an adrenaline junkie that wanted to fuck you against all better judgement or moral compass. The way your tits were bouncing, the slap of skin on skin, his balls slapping against your ass while you wrap your legs around him tighter, all convincing him that any consequence made it worth it.
ā€œGood,ā€ he groans the praise, pinning your hands above your head as he rams his hips against yours, your cute moans and squeals sounding like literal music to his ears and he feels heat spread all the way up his neck, ā€œgoooood, keep squeezinā€™ me like that, fuck.ā€ He slows down momentarily, just to take a moment and watch, really look and see the way his length disappears inside of your pretty self with every push forward, and then he works back up to a relentless pace that has you tipping your head back with a slack jaw and eyes closed tightly shut, sprained expression of pleasure spread across.
ā€œOh, oh my god, Satoruā€”ā€ you mewled and he felt dizzy from the sound of his name from your softly parted lips.
ā€œFuck, Iā€™m gonnaā€”ā€ His hand finds itā€™s way between your legs, calloused pads of his fingers brushing against your clit and you jolt underneath him, gasping as your hand shoots out to dig your nails into his bicep for purchase. ā€œIā€™m gonna cum, better tell me where you want it.ā€
ā€œIn me,ā€ you moan, ā€œnowhere else.ā€
He presses his mouth against your cheek in a lazy smile, ā€œAtta girl,ā€ he drawls before pushing your ankles down as far as theyā€™d go near your ears, folding you in half and then reigns all hell into your cunt. He should really care a bit more about your pleasure, but testing your flexibility like this with both his hands holding you down was doing sinful things to his brain, and besides, you had yourself covered with the messy circles you were rubbing over your clit. It was hot to see that too, your nimble pretty fingers so close to the place where he was pounding into you.Ā 
ā€œOh shit, shit, shitā€”ā€ he grunts when starts to see blistering white in his vision, balls straining with a pleasure that was almost painful. The moment he finishes feels like hot flashes in his brain, a heat like the cum he begins to paint inside your walls in time with your release, thrusting over and over and over, each one more staggered as he lets off a long, drawn out groan that comes from deep within his chest with the feeling of you milking him dry and the sound of you enjoying every second of it. He canā€™t remember the last time he came this much or this hard and even after coming down from the high, he feels the remnant pulse of your orgasm around his now half-flaccid dick.
He leisurely pulls out, hearing you let out a soft whimper as he marvels at the sight of his cum slowly dripping out of you and down towards the couch, before he scoops it up with a couple fingers and pushes it back inside. You grip his wrist tightly, but you werenā€™t stopping it, that motion of him plunging it all back into you.
ā€œWant a taste?ā€ he asks, casually.
ā€œMhm,ā€ you nod, face looking flush.
He pulls his fingers out of you, coated with sex, then plugs your pussy with the fingers of his other hand because he kinda likes the idea of you walking around all day with him inside of you, so he doesnā€™t want it getting out. Heā€™s then pushing his other fingers past your lips, pleased to find heā€™s met with not even so much as a grazing of teeth, and he grins, ā€œbet you take a dick in your mouth as good as you take it down here.ā€
Your furrow your brows at him, the pout of your lips seen in the way they were puckered to lick his fingers off clean, and when you release the suction with a smack of your tongue and his fingers were wet from your saliva now, his eyes narrow with desire. You push his face away with the heel of your palm to his forehead. ā€œFlattery wonā€™t make me suck your dick.ā€
ā€œAlright. So? How is it?ā€ he jerks his chin towards your face, pushing against your hand with his forehead until heā€™s hovering over you again, ā€œtaste good?ā€
ā€œItā€™s cum, Satoru.ā€
He shrugs. ā€œBad?ā€
ā€œNo,ā€ you say, and you canā€™t make eye contact, ā€œgood.ā€ You sigh. ā€œHot. I donā€™t know. Salty, sweet. Iā€™m the sweet. Youā€™re the salty. And this conversation is obscene.ā€
He kisses you, capturing your lips softly, tongue darting out to taste whatā€™s on yours. ā€œI like it that way. Dirty. Nasty. Obscene, whatever.ā€
Thereā€™s the slam of a car door heard from the driveway, and the two of you instantly make eye contact with round eyes.
ā€œSaā€”ā€ you stutter, ā€œSatoru.ā€
He gets up off the couch in a panic, and heads to the window of the living room fully butt-ass naked, then peers through the blinds to seeā€”
Your mom was making it up towards the front door, rustling with her keys in her purse. And the last thing he sees before he turns around to face you is her pushing the keys through the lock.
ā€œShit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,ā€ he cusses, finding his boxers off of the floor, hopping on one foot with his cum & slick coated dick flapping around and slapping against his thighs unceremoniously as he tries to get one leg in through them and then the other. Youā€™re trembling as you hook your panties back into place, pull your shirt back down your torso, and even in his extremely panicked state, heā€™s still sad he canā€™t freely stare at your tits anymore. Youā€™re rummaging for your skirt in a haste, looking everywhere for it, and he finds it underneath the coffee table before tossing it to you and then he side-to-side hops towards the coat closet while he pulls his sweatpants up over his ass, in time for you to quickly run and shut the door of the closet closed just before the front door of the house swings open.
The inside of the coat closet is dark, barely enough space in there for a six-foot-four two-hundred-and-twenty pound man, but itā€™s better than being balls deep inside his bossā€™s daughter on the couch when said boss just came home from work.
He hears conversation on the other side of the door, albeit muffled, and he presses his ear to it to hear better while he tucks his dick into his boxers from where it was hanging over the waistline.
ā€œMom! Youā€¦youā€™re home so early,ā€ he hears you squeak out.
ā€œYes,ā€ your mom says, ā€œThe rest of my meetings today are online, so I figured Iā€™d come home when thereā€™s less traffic.ā€
Gojo feels you lean against the coat closet door.
ā€œI see, I see, how was your day at work?ā€ you ask with a tremble in your voice.
ā€œFine.ā€ And then nothing. The silence could mean that was all she had to say, since your mom wasnā€™t really a woman of many words, or it could be a silence that means sheā€™s suspicious about something. ā€œDarling, why is your skirt flipped up and tucked into your panties? Your whole butt is showing.ā€
Through the wood of the door, he hears you softly gasp. ā€œOh, um, I just went to pee. Mustā€™veā€”ā€¦mustā€™ve got caught when I pulled it back up.ā€Ā 
ā€œI see,ā€ your mother says, and Gojo can hear her dropping her heels down near the shoe rack at the entrance. ā€œYou know, I really donā€™t like those short skirts you wear often. Maybe itā€™s just your generation, but I think it looks tacky and cheap.ā€
ā€œMom,ā€ you say, in as stern of a voice as you can manage without sounding embarrassed.
Your mother sighs. ā€œIn any case, where is Satoru? I still would like him to go pick up Yuuji. I donā€™t have the patience to sit in preschool & daycare traffic right now.ā€
ā€œOh gosh, I donā€™t know,ā€ you chirp, and then he hears you let out a small oh no before you lean even more weight against the door, this time somewhere lower, and he realizes youā€™re pressing your ass against it. His eyes narrow with a small frown, and then he realizesā€” his cum must still be trickling down your thighs. You couldnā€™t put your panties on fast enough.Ā 
Shit. Thatā€™s hot. A little fucked up, but hot. He feels his dick harden against the fabric of his boxers, and he rests his forehead against the door, fringe stuck to his forehead with sweat as he slips his hands down his sweatpants and then gives his cock a firm squeeze. The thought of you discretely swiping his cum up your inner thigh and smearing it against your thin panties so your mom doesnā€™t catch sight of it dripping down your legs has him slowly working up to a rock-solid erection, and he almost lets out a broken grunt from the feeling.
ā€œWhat?ā€ your mother says, ā€œwhat do you mean you donā€™t know?ā€
ā€œIā€™ve just been watching TV this whole time,ā€ you say, ā€œlast time I saw himā€¦he wasā€¦um, in the backyard pulling weeds?ā€
He lets out a small scoff through his nose at your cover-up. Cute. And not bad.Ā 
Your mother sighs loudly, and he glances down at the strained veins on his dick as he tugs it through his hand, the tip rearing and appearing flushed and dripping with precum. God, you were just on the other side of this door. Less than a few inches away, and heā€™d be inside of you.Ā 
ā€œIā€™m going to take a shower. Go find him and tell him to pick up Yuuji soon. But before then, change into something less revealing,ā€ your mother says in a more or less detached tone, and he can hear the stomps of her footsteps up the stairs from above him in the coat closet.
The two of you wait at least a solid minute, and just when the coast is clear, he hears you turn the knob of the coat closet and slowly crack it open.
ā€œOkay, I think sheā€™s in the shower, I hear the water running,ā€ you whisper at him, ā€œyou can go nowā€”ā€ You glance down towards his groin, your jaw dropping. ā€œWhatā€”ā€¦Satoru, why the fuck is your dick staring at me right now?!ā€ you whisper-hiss at him.
He pulls you into the coat closet, pushing your front against the door to where it clicks shut, and you gasp when his hands pin your wrists crossed behind your back and his dick presses into the plush of your ass.
ā€œYou talkinā€™ to your mom while your pussyā€™s stuffed full of my cum was the single hottest thing thatā€™s ever grazed my lizard brain,ā€ he tells you, flipping your skirt up and hooking your panties to the side, his index finger briefly brushing against your entrance to find it still leaking from the way your walls were pulsating from his words. And then he aligns his tip to your entrance. ā€œNow keep quiet while I do this, ā€˜kay?ā€
ā€œOhā€”ā€ you gasp, your cheek pressed against the door as you arch your back and push your ass out for him, ā€œokayā€”ā€ you say, barely vocalizing the first syllable before heā€™s already stuffing himself inside of you with one solid glide of a push, making you yelp loudly and he has to instantly cup a hand over your mouth.
ā€œShhhhhh,ā€ he hisses at you, immediately starting to pound you from behind, ā€œtold you toā€” fuuuck,ā€ he catches sight of his length covered with a mix of your glassy arousal and his white cum, now starting to cream at the base of his cock, ā€œjesus christā€”ā€ he breathes out, squeezing the flesh of your ass harshly with his other hand and you let out another yelp, ā€œI told you to fuckinā€™ keep quiet.ā€
ā€œIā€™mā€”mff,ā€ you muffle against his palm, ā€œIā€™m trying but,ā€ your hips move back in time with his, ā€œfeels good, feels too good,ā€ you mewl, and his hand desperately yanks up the fabric of your shirt so he can squeeze at your breast.
ā€œYeah?ā€ he grunts, hypocritical for telling you to keep it down when he was slamming his hips against your ass with so much fervor he wouldnā€™t be surprised if the sound was reverberating across the entire house, ā€œyou like it when I fuck you while your momā€™s all clueless just up the stairs?ā€ His rhythm falters, feeling his release building, and his hand reaches in front of you to rub your clit, making you drop your head against the door with tightly closed eyes. ā€œGetsā€” youā€”wet, doesnā€™t it?ā€ he torments you, his lips near your ear as he slams his hips against you harshly with every enunciated syllable.Ā 
ā€œMhm, mhm,ā€ you easily agree, or maybe thatā€™s because itā€™s all you can really articulate, and he angles his hips up so his balls slap more fervently against your clit, making you scream into his palm while he picks up the pace of the circles he draws on your clit and in one, two, threeā€” beats of his pounding heart, he feels you come undone around his cock, gushing wetness leaking out of you, he can feel the mess of fluids splattering on the skin of his thighs due to each of his heaving thrusts as he cusses out a fuuuuuuckkk before spilling his cum inside of you, a short-lived and thicker release this time that has you mewling from overstimulation, and in a few following thrusts, heā€™s given you everything he had to give.
His eyes open, he wasnā€™t even aware he had shut them in the first place, and he glances down at where the two of you were joined. Rings of arousal coat the length of his half-pulled-out dick, and the second he retreats all of it, a bulging push of his cum seeps out of you, dripping and pooling all over the hardwood floors.
ā€œHoly shit, I wish I could take a picture of this,ā€ he says, taking a step away to commit the sight to memory, your legs trembling and still slightly spread, ass pushed out and when you wiggle it a little, he lets out a huff of an exhale because he just canā€™t believe how sexy you are. Are all college girls like this? Heā€™s never been to college, his old manā€™s been trying to get him to go for years, but maybe this is what finally convinces him.
ā€œNo pics,ā€ you breathe out once you catch your breath, standing up straight slowly, ā€œthatā€™s my one sex rule.ā€
He takes a step closer to you, flipping your skirt back over your ass while you shimmy your shirt down to cover your chest. ā€œThatā€™s the only rule you have? Anything else goes?ā€ he asks.
You spin around to face him, his eyes briefly flitting down to the still exposed skin of your midriff. ā€œI have a feeling Iā€™d be making up more specific rules if it was with you.ā€
He smiles, his hands grabbing your hips before pressing you up against the door again. ā€œI also had a rule. It was to not fuck you. Wait, no, to not flirt with you. Which, technically, I didnā€™t do.ā€
You blink your eyes at him. ā€œYouā€™re kidding, right?ā€
ā€œWhat?ā€ he asks, genuinely confused, ā€œI didnā€™t.ā€
ā€œHuhā€”ā€ you scoff, ā€œhow do you think we got into this situation in the first place?? You didnā€™t just say wanna fuck? You were insufferably flirty with me.ā€
ā€œNahhh nah nah nah nah, baby, thatā€™s not flirting,ā€ he tells you, thumb running circles over your hips, ā€œthatā€™s, likeā€”ā€¦I donā€™t even fuckinā€™ know how it worked on you to be honest, I was just being stupid.ā€
ā€œOh okay so Iā€™m stupid.ā€
ā€œI never said you were stupid?ā€
ā€œWell you said you were being stupid so me falling for it must mean Iā€™m stupid.ā€
ā€œPshhh. Youā€™re cute. Pulling weeds, by the way? Adorable.ā€
Your hand slowly roams up the front of his shirt, the fabric bunching at your wrists until you uncovered up to his collar bone, and you stare at his skin. He tries to not let the way his heartā€™s beating faster show through the heave of his chest.Ā 
ā€œWhy do you have all these scars, anyway?ā€ you whisper to him.Ā Ā Ā 
ā€œToo many girls tryna stab me,ā€ he tells you.
You roll your eyes. ā€œSeriously.ā€ Your thumb traces the one you had left on him.Ā 
ā€œIā€”ā€ He stops himself.
Does he tell you? Should he tell you? What, just because heā€™s seen you naked and you took his dick like a queen heā€™s supposed to open up to you about these things now? He doesnā€™t know. Maybe he could? Maybe you already suspect what he does at night. And if not, at the very least, Iā€™m an underground boxer might make you think heā€™s hot? At the very worst, youā€™ll report him to the cops and heā€™d get fired as your little brotherā€™s babysitter then thrown into jail, but not before the busted cartel gets him first.
ā€œMaybe Iā€™ll tell you some other time,ā€ he says, his hand wrapping around your wrist and pulling it from his chest, ā€œno hyper personal details until youā€™ve had my dick in your mouth at least once or twice. Thatā€™s my one rule.ā€
You snort. ā€œI couldā€™ve guessed that rule from a mile away.ā€
He hums. And then thereā€™s the sound of steps creaking down the stairs above the two of you.
You both make eye contact, eyes widening, internally yelling at each other: how the fuck did we get into this situation twice?!
This time, Gojo opens the door and stumbles out of the closet, leaving you inside of it, just in time for your mom to come down the stairs.
ā€œSatoru. I was looking for you,ā€ she says as she rounds the post. ā€œHave you picked up Yuuji? He has to go for his swimming lessons soon.ā€
ā€œAh, nope, was just about to head out,ā€ he says, letting out a cough to diffuse tension, ā€œsorry, I wasā€”ā€ he points his thumb over his shoulder to behind him, ā€œā€¦pulling out some gnarly weeds.ā€
She narrows her eyes at him. ā€œI see. Well, thanks. If you want, I can add a gardening stipend to your paycheck. Let me know.ā€ And heā€™s not sure how to respond because heā€™s not sure if sheā€™s joking.Ā 
He heads out the door, the keys to your momā€™s minivan in his palm as he throws them up into the air and catches them a couple times. And just before he gets inside the car, he turns on his heel to face the house and pulls his phone out of his pocket to type in a message for you.
3:22pm Gojo Satoru: Send over those me-specific sex rules soon
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[the end]
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a/n. hope u enjoyed im shitting bricks posting this bc i haven't posted a oneshot smut since february but thanks so much for reading i appreciate u!! i got way too invested in the whole underground boxer thing šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ but the fact i managed to keep everything under 12k is an accomplishment to me bc if u read my other fics you know iā€™m a yapper LOL i have another kind of a similarly written smut oneshot n itā€™s a lil angsty (totally different au tho) iā€™ll probs post that one next but yea i really like, hmm, i really like exploring entire characters within a short amount of time i enjoy writing the obscure lore drops xd itā€™s been kinda fun so far anywho much loveee hope to see u around! <3
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i just WOKE UP !!?????!!!!!!
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2024.07.15 ā€” dinner date with Ume. ā™”
(hands up if you know where the reference photoā€™s froooommmmm!!!! >:3 aju nice.)
#art!#you @ed me as if my ume senses werenā€™t already tingling. is this why i kept stirring in my sleep? thereā€™s a disturbance in the air. and thi#so this is the culprit. how was i supposed to not feel the change in atmosphere ???#ā˜†ćƒŸ umemiya.#WHY IS HE SMILING LIKE THAT /pos (compliment) LOOK AT HIS MOUTH HE IS SO KISSABLE ? HIS LIPS ???? BIBI .#AND LOOK AT HIS PRETTY EYES BIBI YOU ALWAYS DO THIS (compliment) LIKE U GIVE HIM HIS LIL DROOPY PUPPY EYES BUT U DO IT IN A WAY WHERE HE#LOOKS SO DREAMY AND SOFT. HIS EYES R SO FUCKING PRETTY. WTF. AND YOU GAVE HIM HIS GLASSES . and what if i canā€™t finish using my tags becaus#because i have EXPLODED. erupted like a volcano. yk star deaths ? thatā€™s me. i did. iā€™m no more! goodbye to what remains of zevie#this is my ghost speaking bc i need to finish my tags here. look at the fuckinnnngggg muuuscles bibi drew.#do you see his bulging tricep. god i love men w huge ass triceps sm I LOVE THEN. and look at his bicep. i know all of you see that bicep#vein better than me !! better than me bc iā€™m not wearing contacts or glasses now. straight up outa bed and im hit with this !! can you belie#believe bibi (affectionate) bc i cannot !! LOOK AT THE VEINS SHE GAVE HIM ā€¦. not even just one biceps they are also ā€¦.#on his forearms . do yk what it means . yk when his fingers r inside u and they curl. the forearm muscle bulges and u can see the vein#protruding more . bonus if heā€™s sweaty and the muscle is just glistening. WOW! okay. moving on. LOOK AT HIS BOOBS. U CAN SEE THEM PEEKING#THROUGH THE SHIRT. THATS HOW BIG THEY ARE. see how they bulge bc of how his arm is pressing against it? CRIMINAL. me and all my ume girlies#are on our way to bury on our faces in them. HUGE pillows btw . ok moving on. LETS TALK ABOUT HIS HAIR . his hair. itā€™s up yeah? but itā€™s#messy like in his fight with choji. the best hair ever. he is actually so soft and so fluffy. his hair looks like fresh snow . he is#absolutely everything to me !! literally unreal. absolutely ethereal. an angel. WOW.#i want to talk about his shirt. and the fact that he wears white tees at bofurin simply bc someone told#him it looks good. what a cutie. he would wear anything if you asked him sweetly enough. ā€˜oh you think iā€™ll look good?ā€™#ANYWAYS HIS SHIRT HERE ā€¦ THE WAY HIS MUSCLES R LIKE BULGING AGAINST IT IM SO NOT OKAY >: AND NOW IM LOOKING AT HIS NECK#i want to cover him in bites fr . look at how COMFY the area between his neck / shoulder is ??? BURY UR FACE RIGHT THERE.#bibi !!! you never cease to amaze me . bc the sketch had me falling to my knees and crying (see pictures for references) and this finished#one ā€¦ā€¦ iā€™m really not okay (positive) i am really . really not okay!!!#please he looks so cute >: IM TAKING YIU HOME UME . YOURE COMING WITH ME . today i will be the one giving you a piggy back ride#get those pretty arms wrapped around me STAT. bibi iā€™m sobbing the artist / writer / person that you are (compliment)#i have no idea how iā€™m gonna recover from this . maybe i should go back to sleep and wake up because no way this is reality. this isnā€™t real#and i am just dreaming right now. bibi never showed me this at all. bibi never drew this at all. itā€™s not real. go back to sleep zevie ā€¦ le#letā€™s just go back to sleep ā€¦. donā€™t think about it. donā€™t think about how pretty he is ā€¦. oh no no ā€¦. yeah letā€™s get under the covers ā€¦#goodnight everybody !!!!!! i say this fully aware that this will (affectionately) haunt me in my sleep for the rest of the week
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brainjuicey Ā· 2 years ago
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money is the only way to escape being powerless in the system, money is the only way you can buy your way out, but you better pray you never run out of money
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sceletaflores Ā· 5 months ago
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where thereā€™s sparks, thereā€™s fire!
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pairing: patrick zweig x fem!reader
summary: you canā€™t tell if patrick hates you as much as you hate him. every time you see him heā€™s constantly talking to you, touching you, trailing behind you. but heā€™s only doing all that to piss you off. you think back to tashi telling you itā€™s obvious that he wants to fuck you. you donā€™t see it. patrick wants to fuck everyone, youā€™re not special.
ā€”or: patrick zweig is a slut. you can't stand him.
word count: 4.6k
contains: 18+ SMUT MDNI, p in v, rough sex, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it yā€™all!), public sex (doing it in a coat closet lmao), more hate sex, swearing, fighting as foreplay, light choking, light hair pulling, degradation, even more hints of mean!reader cause i really do live for that shit, tashi and reader are cute besties always, porn with a little plot, no use of y/n.
authorā€™s note: i originally wanted to post a tashi fic next but i realized i don't have any like actual full on plot filled patrick works lmao i felt bad neglecting him and my patrick girlies so yeah. once again had literally so much fun writing this, like i hardcore love this niche!!! i ride so hard for it!!! the tashi fic i'm working on also falls into this category lols and yes this is fourth of july themed and it's late shut up i cannot write fast for the life of me...anyway! to the anons who requested something like this, hope you love it! okay bye mwah xoxo.
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Patrick Zweig is a huge slut.
Everyone knows that. He doesn't even go to Stanford but he's still somehow managed to sleep with a third of the girls on campus, maybe even more than a few guys too if the rumors going around are true.
You hate him. Hate isn't even a strong enough word. You loathe him. You despise him. You detest him. Pick any other fancy synonym, the point still stands. You just really fucking hate him.
It blows your mind that someone as sweet and angelic as Art would be best friends with someone like him. Someone who's so obnoxious, so arrogant, so crass. Artā€™s the guy that goes out of his way to protect you from the gross frat bros at parties, only to bring his very own as a plus one.
Sigma Nu throws a rager every year on the fourth, extending invites to those who are still in Stanford for the summer. The womenā€™s tennis team is always invited, and Tashi always ends up convincing you to go. Well, sheā€™s less convincing than she is more forcing you, but itā€™s basically the same thing to her anyway. She did your makeup and wrestled you into a Hollister dress, vowing to get you laid as she straightened your hair.
Tashiā€™s almost more invested in your sex life than you are, constantly hand-picking guys on campus for your consideration. She actually offered up Patrick once when you told her you wouldnā€™t fuck any of the guys on campus at all. The two of you were practicing, she suggested it as casual as ever while returning your serve. You were so shocked you stopped in your tracks, letting the ball fly right past you. She assured you she wouldnā€™t mind if you did, that what the two of them had was quote ā€œNothing serious, heā€™s just a really good fuck.ā€ and that you should ā€œTotally do it. He definitely wants to fuck you, I can tell.ā€Ā 
You just brushed her off, ignored the way she smirked knowingly at you over the net. Your cheeks burned as you served again, you wrote it off as annoyance. As if you would ever let Patrick Zweig fuck you.
You lost Tashi when she took off to the bathroom, texting you that sheā€™d be a while thanks to a long line outside the door. You were leaning against a wall nursing a half-empty cup of jungle juice when he came up to you. You canā€™t remember his name, you think it starts with a B. Something like Brandon? Or maybe Brian? One or the other.
Heā€™s Sigma Nuā€™s secretary, you sit three seats down from him in your economics lecture. Tashi says he has a crush on you, and heā€™s nice for a frat guy but heā€™s definitely not your type. Heā€™s been droning on about his upcoming trip to his family's summer house in Cabo for almost ten minutes. You try your best to seem interested, humming and nodding every couple seconds. Youā€™re in the middle of tuning him out when a loud, familiar voice calls out your name.Ā 
ā€œThere you are!ā€ Patrick Zweig shouts from a few feet away, ugly American flag patterned flip flops smacking against the ground as he makes his way over to you. Heā€™s wearing a bright red button down and white cargo shorts you scrunch your nose up at. Heā€™s tanner than the last time you saw him, legs long and even more toned. ā€œIā€™ve been looking everywhere for that pretty face.ā€ He coos sweetly, his hand that isn't holding a bottle of Bud Light comes up to pinch your cheek.
You scoff, smacking his hand off your face. ā€œYou found me, so you can go bother someone else now,ā€ you say, rubbing your cheek lightly. ā€œBye.ā€ You press, waving your hand dismissively when he makes no move to walk away.
Patrick grins, unfazed by your reaction, he steps in even closer. ā€œYeah, I missed you too,ā€ he says breezily, his breath smells like cheap beer and camel blues. Heā€™s just as tall as you remember. He has tacky blue shutter shades resting on the top of his head. His eyes rake over your body shamelessly, lingering on the low dip of your neckline. ā€œCute dress.ā€Ā 
You ignore him, rolling your eyes before turning your attention back towards Brandon/Brian. Heā€™s silent now, eyes flicking between you and Patrick skeptically. ā€œAre you like, together, or something?ā€Ā 
You laugh loudly, quickly shaking your head ā€˜Noā€™. Patrick beats you to speaking though, ā€œGod no, man.ā€ he says through a laugh, dark curls bouncing as he shakes his head. ā€œI came over here to warn you.ā€ He continues, voice and expression going overly serious like heā€™s not talking out of his ass.
Brandon/Brianā€™s brows furrow, clearly confused. ā€œWarn me?ā€ he asks, head tilting to the left slightly. His puka shell necklace makes a small clicking sound as he moves.Ā 
Patrick nods his head gravely, clapping his free hand down on Brandon/Brian's shoulder a little too roughly to be considered friendly, shaking him back and forth like a rag doll. ā€œYeah, best of luck trying to get inside that snatch, man.ā€ he says earnestly, jerking his head in your direction. ā€œCauseā€™ sheā€™s really fucking pickyā€“ā€
You whip your head in his direction to cut him off, grimacing in disgust. ā€œYou would say snatch, you sick fuck.ā€ you snap, red solo cup crunching quietly in your hand. Patrick just laughs, dropping his hand from Brandon/Brianā€™s shoulder. Anger stews inside you the longer he looks at you with that stupid shit-eating smirk on his face.Ā 
You canā€™t tell if Patrick hates you as much as you hate him. Every time you see him heā€™s constantly talking to you, touching you, trailing behind you. But heā€™s only doing all that to piss you off. You think back to Tashi telling you itā€™s obvious that he wants to fuck you. You donā€™t see it.
Patrick wants to fuck everyone, youā€™re not special. Sure, he may feel the constant need to be a horn-dog when heā€™s around you. That doesnā€™t mean anything. Patrickā€™s just gross, constantly making crude comments or lame innuendos. What Tashi fails to see is him making sex jokes around you is just another way he can piss you off. Itā€™s not an open invitation into those god-awful shorts.Ā 
Patrick takes a small step back, big hands raising in mock surrender. ā€œAlright, alright. Put the claws away,ā€ You try to ignore the way him saying your name in that goddamn infuriating condescending tone makes your cheeks start heating up. Patrick leans his shoulder on the wall next to you, looking down at you with a small grin on his face. ā€œI actually wanted to congratulate you on cracking the top twenty.ā€ He takes a long sip of his beer, head lolling to the side lazily as he swallows. ā€œLucky number 14.ā€
Youā€™re not too proud to admit that Patrick is kind of hot, especially in this lighting. Heā€™s objectively a hot guy, and he knows it. All tall and firm looking even in his horrendous outfit. But heā€™s kind of cute too, in an ass-holey way.Ā His hair's a mess of soft-looking black curls and his ears stick out from his head sort of endearingly. Heā€™s close enough that you can see heā€™s got a little brown in his eyes, and long lashes. Thereā€™s a handful of freckles sprinkled over the bridge of his nose.Ā 
His big, strong nose that looks like it could work wonders between your legs. Or at least thatā€™s what youā€™ve heard from Jen in your chem lab. Maybe this jungle juice is stronger than you thought.
Patrick's smirk widens, wolfish and dirty like he can see what youā€™re thinking. ā€œThatā€™s pretty impressive.ā€ he continues, his tone a mix of genuine admiration and teasing. "Especially for someone who's always so...busy." He lets the last word hang in the air, a clear innuendo that makes your blood boil all over again.
"Busy training," you snap back, not willing to let him get under your skin any more than he already has. "Some of us have actual work ethic, Patrick. We put in the hours on the court instead of fucking anything that breathes, you know? So we donā€™t look like idiots that get their ass handed to them on tour by nobody scrubs."
You can feel the heat start to simmer in your stomach, anger and frustration bubbling beneath the surface as Patrick's presence continues to grate on your nerves. The tension between you is thick, amplified by the chaotic energy of the party swirling around you. You see Brandon/Brian take a long, awkward sip of his beer as he steps away, turning on his heel to quickly disappear into the sea of bodies crowding the living room. You roll your eyes internally, pussy.
Patrick grins, not deterred in the slightest. ā€œYouā€™ve been keeping up with my matches?ā€ His voice is low and pleased sounding, shiny green eyes slowly getting swallowed by the black of his pupils.Ā 
You pause, owlishly blinking up at him in silence. Youā€™ve been caught. Shit.
You can feel the immediate warmth of embarrassment burning hot on your cheeks as you cast your gaze to the floor. ā€œOnly when I need to cheer myself up, a losing streak that high is actually laughable.ā€ You mutter to the floor, lightly swirling your drink in your cup.Ā 
Patrick laughs loudly, throwing his head back in amusement. ā€œStill thinking about me though.ā€ he says matter-of-factly, a lazy grin taking over his face.
His audacity sends another wave of anger and embarrassment through you, your grip tightens around your cup. "Only because you make such a spectacle of yourself," you retort sharply. "It's hard not to notice when you're crashing and burning so publicly."
Patrick's grin doesn't falter. If anything, it widens. "I'll take what I can get from you," he says, his tone a blend of amusement and something else that you can't place. "But seriously, congratulations. You deserve it."
His unexpected sincerity throws you off, and for a moment, you donā€™t know how to respond. It's rare to see Patrick in a light that isnā€™t coated in sarcasm or sleaze. You catch a glimpse of something genuine in his expression, something that almost resembles respect, and it confuses you.
It confuses you, and it makes something warm start to burn in your stomach. You canā€™t afford to feel any warm, fuzzy feelings around a guy like Patrick, not if you donā€™t want to get majorly fucked over the second he gets bored of you.Ā 
You donā€™t know how to react so you do what makes sense, you lash out.
ā€œGod, will you just fuck off and leave me alone Patrick,ā€ you say, tone over-dramatic and long-suffering as you tip your head up to the ceiling in annoyance. ā€œIā€™m trying to have fun.ā€ A lie. The party kind of sucked compared to last years. You were planning on talking Tashi into leaving when she came back, but he didnā€™t need to know that.
Patrickā€™s cool exterior finally cracks, letting out a quiet huff of disbelief as a frown starts tugging at the corners of his mouth. ā€œJesus Christ, what the hell is your fucking problem? Iā€™m being sincere.ā€ The playful light in his eyes is gone, replaced by something darker.
You let out a loud laugh, shaking your head in amusement. ā€œMaybe Iā€™d believe that if you werenā€™t such an ass. I know you too well, Patrick.ā€ You say, tone mean and condescending. You know heā€™s right, on some level, but that doesnā€™t stop you.Ā 
Patrick is silent for a beat, eyes boring into yours with an intensity that makes you want to start squirming. He lets out a quiet, bitter laugh, bringing his beer up to his lips to take a long sip. You watch the way his throat moves as he swallows, the way his lips look wrapped around the neck of the bottle. You feel a familiar heat start to pool between your legs, thighs clenching involuntarily as your mind envisions something else his slick, pink lips would look good wrapped around.Ā 
He drops the bottle to his side, finally breaking the silence. ā€œYou know, now I do believe you.ā€ he says casually, swiping his tongue over his lips lazily. ā€œYou must really not be getting any dick acting like this much of an uptight bitch.ā€
You reel back in shock, his words hitting you like a punch in the gut. The wave of fury that sweeps through you is almost tangible, your vision narrowing to a tunnel that begins and ends with Patrickā€™s infuriatingly smug face. ā€œWhat did you just say?ā€ you ask completely taken aback, voice low and rough. Your hand twitches at your side with the need to throw your drink in his face, anger and embarrassment lapping white hot flames in your stomach.Ā 
Patrick just scoffs, heated gaze not breaking from your own. ā€œYou heard me.ā€ He says, jaw set stubbornly. ā€œYou need like, emergency dick, or something to chill the fuck out for once.ā€Ā 
You feel your heart rate spike, your free hand clenching into a tight wrist by your side. ā€œYouā€™re a fucking pig.ā€ your voice shakes with anger, you feel sweaty and hot all over. The heat swirling between your legs is persistent.
Patrick laughs, a loud and infuriating sound. ā€œCome on, we both know youā€™re fucking begging for someone to give you what you need.ā€ He says like itā€™s obvious, you clench your fist a little tighter. He takes a step closer, voice dropping down to a whisper meant just for you. ā€œI can help you with that. I can fuck all that bratty shit right out of yoā€“ā€
Youā€™re reacting before you can stop yourself, hand flying up to slap him hard across the face. The loud crack pierces through the room, loud enough that a few eyes turn in your direction. Patrick's head snaps to the side, the shades resting on the top of his head fly off.Ā 
Your heart stops, hands shaking with the realization of what you just did. You expect Patrick to flip out, start shouting and threatening to sue you or whatever else it is that rich people do. Time seems to slow down as he turns his head, and when he looks back at you, there's no trace of anger in his eyes. Instead, they're dark with something else entirelyā€” something that makes your stomach flip.
He licks his lips, a slow, deliberate motion, and then he laughs, a low, throaty sound that sends shivers down your spine. A clear hand print grows steadily, red and angry on his cheek. "Fuck." he breathes, his hazy eyes locking onto yours with an intensity that makes your breath catch in your throat.Ā 
Youā€™re stuck staring at each other for what feels like hours, the music and chatter from the party reduced down to a low hum as youā€™re caught under Patrickā€™s heavy gaze.
He drops his beer bottle on the floor carelessly, hand shooting out to grab your wrist tightly and drag you away from the living room. Your cup falls from your grip, splashing down onto the hardwood in a red sticky mess. You fall into step behind him, letting him guide you into the hallway outside the living room before he lurches to a stop in front of a closed door, ripping it open and shoving you inside. Patrick follows quickly, closing the door behind him and bathing the coat closet in darkness.Ā 
Itā€™s a tiny closet, youā€™re pressed up against too many coats fighting for space on the tiny rack, kicking loose shoes around as you try to find your footing. ā€œPatrick, Iā€“ā€ You start, but you're cut off by a strong hand gripping your forearm and whipping you around. Your back hits the door with a dull thud, you donā€™t have any time to react before his lips are on yours.
The kiss is the opposite of gentle, Patrickā€™s lips are almost violent as they move with yours. Your hands tangle in his soft hair, kissing back just as roughly. He hisses into your mouth as you twist the strands in your grip meanly, pressing you into the door harder. His tongue forces its way past your parted lips, claiming your mouth fiercely. He tastes like beer, his fingertips are rough and calloused on your skin, pulling you closer as if he wants to meld into you.
ā€œIf you donā€™t want this, say the word and Iā€™ll stop right now.ā€ He says against your lips, breathless and rumbly. His hands squeeze your hips reassuringly, his own version of sincerity softening the moment.
Yeah fucking right.
ā€œZweig,ā€ you say slowly, yanking his hair roughly. ā€œIf you donā€™t shut up and fuck me in the next ten seconds, Iā€™ll kill you.ā€
Patrick grins wildly, surging forward to connect your lips again. Your hands find the buttons of his shirt as the two of you kiss, working them open one by one until you get too frustrated and rip the two half-open sides apart. Buttons clatter onto the floor of the closet, Patrick groans into your mouth, breaking the kiss with a huff. ā€œI liked that shirt, dick. You owe me twenty bucks.ā€
Youā€™re not listening, eyes trained on the bare skin of his chest as everything seems to slow down for a second. Of course, youā€™ve seen Patrick shirtless before, when heā€™s on the court and itā€™s above ninety or when heā€™s taking up space in Artā€™s dorm. This feels different, a completely new situation where itā€™s actually okay for you to stare at the expanse of his torso.Ā 
You canā€™t help reaching out to touch him againā€” running your greedy hands down his chest, his abs, the sharp ā€˜vā€™ cut of his hips that makes its way into the waistband of his shorts. Your manicured nails scratch through the dark hair of his happy trail, you can see the muscles in his stomach jump.
ā€œFuck,ā€ you whisper breathlessly and immediately regret it. He was already insufferableā€” all you fucking needed was for him to know how you felt right now. How the sight of his barely undressed body is making your pussy soak through your panties.
Patrick doesnā€™t even gloat, just uses his tight grip on your hips to flip you so youā€™re pressing onto the door harshly. He impatiently yanks the skirt of your dress up, wasting no time in hooking a finger on the lace of your panties and moving the fabric to the side for easier access.
You hear him pop the button of his shorts open, his zipper following close behind. ā€œYou have no idea how long Iā€™ve waited for this.ā€ He says, sliding the thick tip of his cock through your slick lips, brushing himself against your entrance teasingly. ā€œIā€™m gonna make you think twice about bitching me out ever again.ā€ He seals his promise by grabbing your hair and yanking, causing a surprised whine to fall from your lips. His voice is so patronizing, but you arenā€™t getting mad like you should be. Youā€™re just getting wetter, getting desperate with the need for him to get inside you right fucking now.
You grit your teeth in frustration, exhaling sharply through your nose. ā€œI hate you.ā€ You hiss, grinding back against his hard cock. You gasp raggedly as he starts to sink himself inside you, not stopping until his hips are flush against your ass. ā€œShit!ā€ Your hands grip the door so hard youā€™re scared one of your nails will break. The stretch of him burns in the best way possible. Youā€™d never say it out loud, not wanting to inflate his ego anymore than you probably already have, but heā€™s definitely the biggest cock youā€™ve taken. Almost porn-star big.
ā€œI know.ā€ He replies easily, hiking your thigh up with his hand as his hips start to pound mercilessly into the meat of your ass, not even giving you time to get used to the thick stretch of him. The loud smack of skin on skin fills the tiny closet easily, you hope to God the amount of clothes shoved in here somehow muffles the sound. The rough denim of his shorts scratches against your raw skin, adding to the sting of his hips.
Patrick was pounding into you in a way that makes you feel every inch of him. His cock felt impossibly big, filling you up like he was carving a place for himself inside of you. The sting in your pussy at the stretch of him is mind-numbing, you think youā€™d collapse from how hard your thighs were shaking if he wasnā€™t practically holding you up.
His big hand grips the sensitive skin of your inner thigh hard enough that itā€™ll probably be bruised by tomorrow. You distantly hope heā€™s high up enough that your tennis skirt will cover it, because if not itā€™ll be a hard thing to talk your way out of.
You throw your head back, a strained moan erupting from your lips. Your nails scratch at the paint on the door's edges, raking small lines down the wall. The loud squelch of your pussyā€™s overflowing wetness every time he sinks back inside you would be embarrassing if you had the mental capacity to care.
ā€œFuck yeah, keep making those slutty sounds, baby. Want the whole fucking party to hear how good Iā€™m making you feel on this cock,ā€ he mutters, hiking your leg up higher so he can pound into you deeper.
He drops your thigh, sliding his hand up your body and around your throat. You whine loudly, pushing back into his thrusts harder. Guys have tried the choking thing in the past, but Patrickā€™s hand is the only one thatā€™s felt right. His long fingers curling around your throat like they belong there.
ā€œShit, fuck- donā€™t stop.ā€ you mewl, lips parted in ecstasy. His hand squeezes a little tighter, not enough to cut off your breathing, just enough to get your eyes rolling back into your head as your pussy weeps around the thick length of his cock.
ā€œThatā€™s it, taking my fucking cock like you were made for it,ā€ Patrick grates through a groan, gripping your hips and pulling out from your tight hole to spit on where his cock bumps up against your entrance before plunging back in.Ā  You jolt at the extra wetness, whining at how dirty it is. ā€œSo fucking tightā€” does it hurt, baby?ā€ he asks in a barely breathless voice, laughter edging his tone. ā€œIs my fat cock hurting your tight little pussy?ā€
ā€œGodā€“ shit, yes!ā€ you sob loudly, cheek rubbing against the wood of the door as you nod your head frantically. ā€œHurts so fucking good.ā€ You stop caring about inflating his ego, letting moans fall freely from your lips as you get closer to the edge.
ā€œFuck yeah, Iā€™m gonna come,ā€ he grunts, his rhythm growing sloppy and erratic as his muscles tense. He wraps your hair in his other hand, pulling hard enough to make your neck crane back awkwardly. He leans forward, lips brushing against the shell of your ear. ā€œI can feel you, fucking clenching up on me so tight,ā€ he whispers, still pounding into you roughly. ā€œI know youā€™re close. Do it. Come all over my cock like a slut.ā€
Patrick's hand tightens around your throat as he talks, cutting off your air for just a second. ā€œPatrick!ā€ Your voice sounds weak and strained, your hand coming up to wrap around his wrist desperately.
He pulls out abruptly, dropping your hair from his fist to frantically jerk his cock, burying his face in your neck. You can hear the lewd shlick shlick shlick of your wetness help his hand glide over the skin of his cock quickly. Patrick lets out a loud growl before you feel the sharp bite of his teeth sinking in where your shoulder meets your neck, muffling a loud groan of your name as he sprays hot come over the skin of your lower back and the swell of your ass.Ā 
The feeling of Patrickā€™s hand wrapped around your throat as his come paints your skin has you catapulting over the edge. Eyes rolling back in your head as your convulsing pussy gushes wet over his spent cock.Ā 
You drag in greedy lungfuls of air, chest heaving as you try to catch your breath. ā€œYou came first.ā€ You say breathlessly, voice scratchy and hushed. Patrick chuckles against your skin, swatting the tender flesh of your ass lightly.Ā 
ā€œShut the fuck up.ā€ He mutters half-heartedly, nuzzling his nose in your neck in a way that seems far too intimate for what the two of you just did. You donā€™t say anything.
Patrick eventually peels himself off your back, but the warmth of his body stays wrapped around you as he starts to gently wipe your skin clean. Youā€™re ready to scold him for using some poor guy's coat as a come-rag, but when you turn your head to glare at him heā€™s using the inside of his own shirt. You wrinkle your nose, but a tiny smile fights its way onto your lips. So gross, you think with a sort of reluctant fondness.
He leans over to fix your panties back over your puffy, abused pussy. Your thighs continue to shake weakly as you try to stand on your own, still unsteady without Patrick holding you up. He gives you a sweet kiss on the back of your shoulder, smacking his lips loudly. You huff out a tiny laugh, pushing away from the door to face him.
You watch him as he languidly gets re-dressed. He looks well-fucked, his hair and clothes are mess, his face is flushed and sweaty. Your eyes trail down to where heā€™s buttoning up his atrocious shorts.Ā 
The fabric around the crotch is darkened with your release, wetness soaking the denim around the zipper and front pockets. You gawk at it, a mix of terror and excitement swirling through your stomach. ā€œYou canā€™t go back out like that.ā€ you say to his shorts, shame burning your cheeks.Ā 
Patrick follows your gaze down to his crotch. A pleased smirk plays on his lips when he looks back at you. ā€œIā€™ll text you later.ā€ Is all he says, zipping his fly and turning towards the door.Ā 
ā€œYou donā€™t have my number.ā€ You say, tugging the skirt of your dress down over your hips. You can slowly feel the horny fog leave your brain, leaving you clear-minded and a little panicked.
He cracks the door open, but before walking out of the closet he looks back at you over his shoulder. ā€œArtā€™ll give me your number. ā€œ He says casually with a small shrug of his shoulder. You suddenly feel sick, wondering how many other people have heard that line before getting completely ghosted.Ā 
Patrick must see the negative thoughts running through your mind play out on your face. He gives you an actual smile, one that has his eyes crinkling up the tiniest bit at the corners. ā€œPromise.ā€ He says with a reassuring nod, itā€™s the most sincere youā€™ve ever seen him. You bite your lip to stop from smiling at the hope blooming in your stomach, nodding back at him slowly. He throws you one last toothy grin before heā€™s walking out and closing the door behind him.
You sigh contently, staring at the closed door for a few beats before your phone buzzes to life from where it's laying on the floor. You bend over to search for it, blindly rooting around until you see the tiny display light. The ringing stops before you can answer, when you flip the screen up to check your inbox you have seven missed texts and two missed calls.
Four texts and two calls from Art, and just three texts from Tashi.
arty where are you? iā€™ve been looking for you are you okay? hello???
tash you know you're not invisible right? everyone saw your little show have fun <3
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javierpena-inatacvest Ā· 2 months ago
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hi Madeline! itā€™s me ready to annoy you with more javi THOTS
I know that man goes feral seeing you pregnant , especially when you start to show because everyone will know that HE made you that way and that you belong to HIM and it just makes him feel so primal and feral
Cassidy oh my GOD šŸ˜©šŸ˜­ (y'all gotta stop doing this to me (pls actually don't), my baby fever is already so bad and this is not helping šŸ’€) You are 100000% correct and now I can't get this out of my head and what was supposed to be a little drabble has decided to turn into a full blown thing WHOOPS
Insatiable
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Summary: Javi thought he couldn't love you anymore than he already did- that was until the two of you found out you were expecting. Now that your baby bump is finally starting to show, Javi can't get enough of you.
Word Count: 3.7k
Pairing: Husband!Javier PeƱa x Pregnant Wife!Reader (no use of y/n)
Warnings: SMUT (18+), unprotected p in v (listen... she can't get pregnant if she's already pregnant soooooo), oral (f receiving), vaginal fingering, breeding kink (bc this man will keep you barefoot and pregnant as long as you let him), creampie, Javi is literally obsessed with you and is foaming at the mouth 24/7 watching you carry his baby, Javi is so excited to be a dad, Javi loving his cute lil family so much it makes me wanna vomit
A/N: Me: Damn, I need to write about something other than babies and breeding kinks. Also me: .... No. Don't mind me while I run laps in frantic circles and howl at the moon thinking about this because good lord, you know this man's breeding kink is an unstoppable force of nature
"What are you looking at?"
"Nothing."
"Well that look on your face definitely doesn't say nothing, Jav."
You couldn't help but giggle at the way Javi's eyes had been glued to you from the moment he had entered the kitchen, arms crossed over his chest and hip resting against the counter, admiring you like some sort of breathtaking piece of art as you worked on finishing up dinner.
Because truth be told, to him, that's what you were. Javi had no problem making it very clear to you that he was convinced you were the most beautiful woman to ever walk the face of this earth- beauty not just in the way that you appeared, but a beauty that came deep within your soul that had changed him in a way he would have never thought possible. A beauty that had given him a life he swore he would never deserve- that someway, somehow, you had wanted to spend the rest of your life loving him.
Even after over a year together, a new house, and a ring on your finger, Javi found himself falling harder and harder for you with every passing day. He was honestly convinced it was physically impossible to love you any more than he already did.
That was until four months ago, when the two of you found out that your love would no longer be spread between just the two of you- In a few months from now, it was soon going to be the three of you.
After watching you grow and carry his baby the past four months, Javi learned that despite all odds, he could love you more that he already thought possible.
"Your face says 'I'm thinking very dirty thoughts about my wife' or 'I'm really focusing on trying to hold in a fart' and if the second one's the case, I don't think it's very fair you still get to look that hot while you fart". You smirked, raising an eyebrow at Javi, reaching next to him to grab the dish towel you had been using to wipe your hands before mirroring his stance against the countertop.
"Luckily for you, it's not number two." Javi huffed, rolling his eyes at you before his gaze traveled down to your stomach.
Over the past few days, you had finally reached the point where you were starting to look pregnant, and not just like you had eaten 7 Thanksgiving dinners (as you lovingly liked to coin it). Your bump was now beginning to protrude out of your tighter fitting shirts, excited to see your belly starting to grow, giving your hand a new place to rest on top of the subtle curve, making you grin every time you placed it there.
You had also discovered that not only was Javi just excited about your adorable bump, your husband was ecstatic about it. Your pregnancy was now no longer the hardest secret he'd ever had to keep for the first 12 weeks of your baby's life, it was now an opportunity boast about the fact that you were his beautiful, pregnant wife, and that you and that baby were his.
At this point, there probably wasn't a soul in Laredo that didn't know you were pregnant, because everywhere Javi went, it was a chance to let anyone and everyone know he was going to be a dad, and you were the one carrying his baby.
"Hey, I have to leave our meeting early today because my wife has an ultrasound today for our baby."
"I know peanut butter and pickles is a weird combination, but my wife is pregnant, and what the baby wants, the baby gets."
"Just wanted to get the truck checked out since my wife and I have the baby to drive around in a few months."
And while maybe it was overkill, he just couldn't help it. There was something about becoming a dad, seeing you pregnant, knowing that he was the other half of your baby growing inside you that drove him absolutely feral.
If that gold, diamond band wrapped around your finger wasn't enough to prove that you were his, the baby he had put in your now barley bulging belly sure as fuck was.
Javi reached out his hand, fingers splayed across your stomach with an undeniable smile spread across his face as you rested your palm over his grasp, the two of you staring down stomach.
"Watchya thinkin' about, Jav?" You teased, speaking on behalf of both you and baby PeƱa as Javi stared at both his and your hands covering your bump, silently admiring the simple moment you were sharing.
"Can you believe we fucking made this?" Javi laughed quietly to himself, still in shock every time he really thought about how he was going to be a father. "That we're actually gonna have a baby?"
"Actually, I can, considering we were both there, and it was very fun." You giggled, lacing your fingers between Javi's and bringing his hand up to your mouth to plant a soft kiss on it, "It's crazy, Javi. I can't believe we're actually gonna be parents."
"Yeah? Fun, huh?" Javi smirked, bringing his other arm to wrap around your waist, fingers beginning to dig into your hips as he pulled you closer.
"Out of all the things I enjoy doing with you, Javier PeƱa, making babies is very high on that list."
Biting down on your lip, you leaned further into Javi's touch, your bump barley getting in the way of being chest to chest as he craned his neck down, engulfing your mouth in an electric kiss that had you feeling like you were floating.
"Fuck- I'd make 100 babies with you, Hermosa." Javi groaned, feeling the growing bulge in his pants starting to press against your thigh in between kisses.
"100?! Jesus, Jav, are we planning on running a circus?" You laughed, Javi too wrapped up in the thought of you carrying another one of his babies to even process your joke.
"I don't fuckin' care. I'll give you as many babies as you wanna have. You're so fucking sexy being pregnant."
Without your lips ever parting, Javi swung you around so that your back was pressed against the counter, caging your body under his before letting his kisses travel down your neck and collarbone, across your chest and south towards your stomach, until he was dropping to his knees in front of you.
"Javi, I've spent the past three months eating nothing but Hot Cheetos and pickles and complaining about how I need to throw up every thirty seconds, last time I checked, that's about as far from sexy as you can get." You tried your best to muster out some sort of laughter, but with the way that Javi was kissing you, letting his hands roam up to the waistband of your shorts, slowly beginning to tug your bottoms off your hips until you were in nothing but your underwear, Javi was making it very difficult to play into your joke.
Not that you were complaining.
"Nuh uh," Javi hummed, gently tracing his fingers over your covered folds, arousal seeping from your core into the dampening cotton, "Do you know how fucking sexy it is seeing you carry our baby? Knowing that you let me get you pregnant? Grow our kid and give us a family? Baby, if that's not the fucking sexiest thing I've ever heard, then I don't know what the fuck is."
Rubbing and forth, the pads of Javi's fingers applied more pressure to your clit, making you let out a whimper as he finally tended to the throbbing ache that had been rapidly building between your legs. At this point, your underwear was clinging to the outline of your cunt, swollen and puffy with anticipation as your slick soaked the fabric.
"Fuck, you're so wet for me already, baby girl." Javi tutted, hooking his fingers around the waistband of your panties and shuffling them down your legs, revealing the shiny mess smeared between your thighs from your weeping hole.
Scooting himself closer, Javi hooked one of your legs over his shoulder, wrapping his arm around your thigh to hold it in place and keep you balanced. His fingers slid through your folds, parting them with a V of his fingers to softly kiss your clit, big brown eyes looking up at you, pooling with lust as he watched you writhe under his touch.
"F-fuck, Javi, oh my god." You whined, noticing the shift in how your changing body and hormones made you even more responsive to Javi's touch, your pussy already beginning to clench around nothing with the way your stomach was swirling with arousal. "Please, baby, fuck."
"Please, what, Hermosa?" Javi smirked, peppering more soft kisses to your sensitive nub, knowingly driving you wild.
"T-touch me, baby, please. Please, don't fucking tease me, I just- Fuck-"
Before you could finish your plea, Javi had his head buried between your thighs, lapping you up like a man lost in the desert, finally finding his oasis. Long, flat strokes of his tongue swiped against your clit, already working at an unforgiving pace, ready to make you fall apart for him over and over.
Your hand shot down, digging your fingers through the thick, brown locks of Javi's hair, trying to find any way to brace yourself as an all too familiar tingle began to build in your spine as your sensitive bundle of nerves throbbed against his tongue.
You were convinced there wasn't a man on the face of this earth who loved eating you out more than Javi, riding a serotonin high every time he settled his mouth between your parted legs, worshiping your pussy until it wept for him like a dam finally breaking its seal and flooding him with your slick.
As if you weren't close enough already, Javi slid two of his fingers into your entrance bumping up perfectly against the sweet spot inside you, curling just enough to send you moments away from spiraling.
Without faltering his pace, Javi's lips latched around your clit, sucking intensely while his fingers pulsed at the perfect rhythm, feeling your pussy flutter around him.
"Fuckfuckfuckfuck!" You threw your head back, orgasm rushing through you forcing your cunt to clamp down around Javi's fingers, slick gushing around them. Javi's strong grip held your legs in place, trembling with pleasure as you came, letting you catch your breath as your chest heaved while you came down from your high.
Javi placed a soft kiss on your sensitive clit before tossing your legs off his shoulders to stand, hands cupping your jaw to lock your lips in a passionate kiss, the tangy taste of you still fresh on his tongue.
"Turn around, mi amor." Javi cooed, gently letting his hands down your body, running over the swell of your stomach until he reached your hips, guiding you to face the edge of the counter until your forearms were resting on the ledge, bare ass pressed against the bulge straining against the denim of his jeans.
You craned your neck over your shoulder to see Javi frantically working at his belt, metal quietly clanging until a swift tug had his pants and boxers pooled around his ankles. You let out an audible moan as you felt his tip swipe through your folds, collecting your arousal to coat his cock, stroking himself with the mix of your slick and his precum.
"Fuck, you're so perfect," Javi whispered, pressing a kiss onto your shoulder and trailing the pecks of his lips up your back and neck, "So fucking beautiful carrying our baby." One of your hands shot back, grabbing at Javi's waist to brace yourself as he pushed into your heat, shaft filling you up inch by inch until he had bottomed out, hips flushed with your ass.
The sweet stretch and sting of Javi's length had you reeling, your sensitivity from your last orgasm on top of the already increased sensitivity from new waves of hormones, jaw going slack at the sensation of his fullness, greedily pushing your ass back into him to take as much as you could.
"Move, baby, fuck- please," You whimpered, bracing yourself against the counter, grinding your bottom half into his hips to do anything to ease your ache, "Javi, fuck me baby, please, I- oh fuck-"
Before you could finish your plea, Javi was beginning to pound into you at an already punishing pace, punching into you g-spot in a way that made your eyes nearly roll in the back of your head.
"You want me to fuck you, Momma? I'll fuck you, hermosa. Whatever you want, baby, you know I'll give it to you." Javi smirked, fingers digging into the curve of where your hips meet the meat of your ass, thrusting into you with thick drags of his cock, intoxicated by the warmth and wetness of your velvety walls.
Releasing the grip of one of his hands, he wrapped it around your front, splayed as it slid down the curve of your belly to reach between your legs, rubbing firm circles into your clit.
You couldn't help but buck back into him, feeling your stomach swirl with arousal and anticipation of your impending orgasm beginning to build, the combination of the snap of Javi's hips and pressure against your sensitive nub making you feel like you were melting under his touch.
"Fuck, Javi- Fuck, oh my god. Fuck, you feel so good. Oh shit- don't stop, baby." You moaned, feeling your pussy starting to flutter around his cock as he continued to fuck into you, your borderline incoherent babbling only egging him on more as his thrusts became faster.
"I won't stop, pretty girl. I won't stop until I fuck you so full of me, you'll be dripping out of me for days. Fuck- I won't stop until give you as many fucking babies as you want." Javi grunted, gritting his teeth as he rammed into you, feeling the knot beginning to tighten in his own stomach at the thought alone of being able to get you pregnant again.
With his one hand still rubbing your clit, his other arm scooped around your front, pulling you from resting your weight on your forearms against the counter to have you stand up straight, your back flushed against his chest. With you pressed against him, Javi couldn't help but suck and nip at your pulse point, burying his face in the crook of your neck as he pulled you in closer, holding you steady while your body began to tremble on the brink collapse.
"I know you're close, baby. It's alright, mi amor, I've got you. Wanna feel you soak me. Cum all over my cock before I fill you up." Javi groaned, his words hot against your skin between kisses along your neck and shoulder blade, shifting his grasp to cup one of your swollen breasts in his palm, fingers gently toying with the hardened buds of your nipples.
The added sensation was all it took to send you over the edge, orgasm crashing through your body with an unforgiving wave of intensity, pleasure radiating through every inch of you as your cunt clamped down around Javi's cock, gushing with your arousal as you came.
Knowing you had reached your end, Javi began to chase his own high, his thrusts becoming sloppier and more erratic as your body melded with his, nearly going limp in his grasp from how good he had made you feel.
"That's my girl. Fuck, I can't wait to get you pregnant again, let everyone see how you're all mine carrying our baby. Gonna be such a good Mom, giving us a family, making me a dad. Oh fuck- I love you so much. So fucking much. Te am- ahhhhhh, fuck!"
Before he could finish his thought, Javi was spilling inside you, the hot ropes of his spend coating your walls, a low groan humming deep in his chest as he filled you with every last drop he had to give. Javi's body slumped into yours, his head resting on your shoulder as both of your chests rose and fell with heavy breaths, hearts racing in sync as you came down from your highs.
Carefully slipping his softening cock out of your heat, you could feel the mix of your spend smearing between your thighs and dripping down your legs as Javi grabbed your waist, turning you to face him so your mouths could meet in a still messy dance of tongues and teeth.
"Holy fuck..." You huffed, finally managing to get a word out through your breathlessness and giggles, looking up at Javi, blissed out grins stretched across both your faces.
"Holy fuck..." Javi parroted, the two of you happily giggling half naked in your kitchen, the both of you staring down at your stomach as Javi rested his hands to cradle your bump.
"This one's not even here yet, and you're already thinking about number two?" You snickered, raising an eyebrow at your husband, gently tracing circles with his thumb around your stomach.
"Huh?"
"Don't think I didn't hear what you said. Let's get this one first, then we can think about another one." You teased, giving Javi a little nudge as his cheeks flushed pink with embarrassment, sheepishly darting his eyes towards the ground.
"Sorry, I- I just, God, something about you being pregnant- drives me fucking crazy. I love both of you so fucking much, I swear." Javi sighed, soft smile spread between his cheeks, eyes glancing back and forth between your bump and equally happy grin stretched across your face.
"We love you too, Javi." Pressing up on your toes, you planted a soft kiss on Javi's cheek, draping your hand across his, resting happily on your stomach. "Listen, if you want baby number two, you gotta help me finish cookin' baby number one. And baby number one is hungry. Do we have anymore sour-"
"Sour gummy worms? I picked some more up on the way home from work yesterday."
"Oh thank God, I was about to go drive to the store pantsless to get some if we didn't. Fuck, I wonder if we still have-"
"Watermelon? Got that and green grapes too, just in case." Javi chuckled, pressing a gentle kiss into your messy hair.
"God, I love you." You beamed, making your way towards the pantry, "You keep this up and we're makin' baby number two on an expedited timeline there, Jav."
"Sour gummy worms and watermelon is all it's gonna take?"
"Like I really needed that much convincing anyways? I told you earlier, making babies with you is one of my favorite things to do. Sour gummy worms and watermelon is just a nice bonus."
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starflungwaddledee Ā· 11 months ago
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oh. my god. oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD!!!!! i saw this and immediately started screaming "IS THIS REAL.. AM I STILL ASLEEP... IS THIS A DREAM?!?!"
DAS!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA
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what is blud yapping about
(based on @starflungwaddledee 's comic here.)
#It'S REAL!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAH HAHHRHHGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!#okay i'm fine i AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA okay i'm normal WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHGHGHHGHGH#cannot believe this!!!! WOW wow WOW WOW WOW!! ohhhhhhhhhh god your art and your comedy is so perfect SO perfect HHHH#i think you are literally the funniest person on this website and that's saying something!!!#your timing and pacing and expression/body language work is always SPOT ON and so perfect. truly so much to be learned from your skill#but anyway ALSO HELLO!!??!?!! starstruck dee lore add on by THE ONE AND ONLY das-a-kirby-blog i am crying real tears of joy rn#this is 100% absolutely accurately canonically what happened for sure. this is what happened moments before that comic confirmed#it's like you were there!!! i think you were there#she is SO little the way he carries her and plaps her down. and the size of the cushion in comparison AUUGH. she could swim in that teacup#I LOVE everything about this SO MUCH thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank yout hanktyou thatnnkn you thankyou#i think what's fun about this whole scenario is that meta knight is like.. right. and we all know he's right! he even mentions magolor here#he (and dedede) HAVE genuine experiences that prove that it is correct to be at least a little wary. multiple alien invasions going down on#their planet every other day. like... meta knight is just being cautious and we know that and we know he's valid. and we also all kinda kno#that starstruck IS sus. like there clearly is something a little weird with her so we know meta knight is on the money. valid concerns!!#but alas.... waddle dee is waddle dee. wawa big wet eyes too strong. 'wa king dedede a rock hit me...' TO THE ROYAL HOSPITAL WE GO#her little hands reaching up under his palm as well.... this kills me. s........ safe there ;_;#personally offered tea and cushions by the king of all time. auhg. AUGH. augh. anyway i will be thinking about this for the rest of my life#the way dedede looks so gently determined in the first panel too... he wants to listen but aLAS...#gotta get that injured wanya tucked into bed. priorities. intergalactic threats can come later meta knight. for now: plush cushions STAT#and the candy colours-- OKAY GOD YOU KNOW THIS you know i'm insane about your colours and storytelling das#and meta knight's dialogue going off the page HHHHHHHHH PLEASE all your compositions are just a master class in comics#THANK YOU SO MUCH this is such an honour!?!?!? i cannot believe this is real. i screamed so much and i will be screaming for hours more#my dedede and meta knight interactions (feat my oc even) seen and enjoyed by the king dedede blog of all time. wow. WOW#art for me#king dedede#meta knight#starstruck dee
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soobnny Ā· 5 months ago
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dating him | hwang hyunjin
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ā iā€™ve never seen anything quite like you, my love āž
chan | lee know | changbin | HYUNJIN | han | felix | seungmin | jeongin
hopeless romantic hwang hyunjin
love is beautiful and brilliant hwang hyunjin
yall cannot convince me that he isnā€™t the BIGGEST lover
romance is in his blood
he is so fascinated by it
so, for that reason, i feel like dating him would be like the love you read about or watch in movies
bc hyunjin would b the type to consume so much of romantic media
itā€™s where he learned everything from
wow what a dream
he strikes me as the type to fall in love with every little thing too
his eyes is just a lens of romance
and itā€™s set on YOU
every single love language he has it .. but here are some specifics
love language #1 gift giving
hyunjin is a traveler okay
and in every trip, he always has something to give you
keychains, t-shirts, bags, jewelry, stickers, refrigerator magnets, pins, you name it
even u have to remind him not to go all out sometimes
bc when that boy splurges, he SPENDS
esp for u ? he would spoil u in a heartbeat
he always makes sure he leaves a day of his travels dedicated to u and thinking about u
on that note, he tends to buy u guys matching items
matching phone cases, matching rings, matching scrunchie
whatever u can get thatā€™s matching
he WILL get it
it excites him too
he loves being able to tell the world how in love he is
wait side note
whenever heā€™s traveling, heā€™s always just instinctively thinking about you
he buys this bagel for breakfast, oh ???? like hey guys yn loves bagels too
and the boys r like WE KNOWWWW šŸ˜­
everything is about u quite literally
ok continuing on
and he gifts u his art too
his art is very important to him
and he has found lately, u are the one person littering his sketch books
oh heā€™s down bad
i think for ur anniversary, heā€™d paint the constellations of how the stars looked that night and aligned perfectly
or his favorite picture of you
down bad that he also buys u a shit ton of dresses
and lingerie ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.
look he knows his fashion
he knows what looks great
u canā€™t blame him for buying what he knows will look so pretty on you
(heā€™d probably give u his card one time and say ā€œgo crazyā€ like wow heā€™s packed)
#2 quality time
i think his favorite dates would also be expensive
he just canā€™t help himself
BUT u know he has a sweet spot for self care dates too
spa days are very important to him
loves being able to relax and unwind with u
he especially loves when u play with his hair and when u paint his nails
one time, u caught him stealing one of your nail polishes
would also be the type to bring some bit of you in his travels
like ur perfume or ur shampoo
anything thatā€™ll remind him of u
tho ur scent is his favorite
hence why he goes for perfumes or soap or shampoos bc u feel closer to him this way
he just loves being with u even if both of u are doing nothing
just like that bruno major song
conversations where u lose track of time
conversations as in talking shit about the people you hate together
šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
i think heā€™d want to paint with u
heā€™d be so shy to ask you too
just simple things
that cute date idea where you swap paintings every 5 mins or something
when u showed him that tiktok, he jumped in excitement
he wanted to do it right away
he prepares everything
he has both ur paintings framed in his room
itā€™s his most prized posession
oh, and he always invites u to game nights with the boys
he is SO competitive at monopoly
he couldnā€™t give two shits about other games
u donā€™t know why he gets so worked up with monopoly
ā€œSEUNGMIN DONT DO IT SEUNGMIN!!!!ā€
itā€™s actually rly funny
he would be the type to take revenge
ā€œyouā€™re gonna regret buying a house thereā€
would cheer if his friends go to jail in the game or if they go bankrupt
doesnā€™t even try to hide it
and if heā€™s playing as the banker, heā€™d slip in extra bills for you
#3 words of affirmation
tho usually said when he thinks uā€™re asleep
heā€™s thankful that u take care of him when he forgets to
esp when heā€™s so immersed in his art
he whispers words of love
like poets and authors in books
he is just so full of love i canā€™t say it enough
physical touch except instead of touch, he loves kissing you
LIPS AND NECK ESPECIALLY
those are his top 2
he uses tongue šŸ˜• sorry to break it to u
and he also leaves hickeys
so donā€™t run out of concealer okay!!!!!!! bc he tends to leave like a lot
before i end
here r some more dates he loves
botanical gardens
heā€™d pick a flower and place it behind your ear
now itā€™s his lockscreen
sunday markets
he loves the domesticity of shopping together
he buys u lots of flowers
every single type
u think heā€™s given u all types already
there is never a day where ur apartment doesnā€™t have flowers in a vase
bc as soon as the first sign of death arrives, heā€™s off to buy u new ones
he strikes me as the type to also go all out for valentines
hyunjin would send u mounts of chocolates and flowers
take u out to the fanciest date
u get to try new food and cuisines bc of him!
might even buy plane tickets so u two could travel together
maaaaaaaan just treasure everything
a love like hyunjinā€™s is hard to come by
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fashion-runways Ā· 1 month ago
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hiii new pinned post again because the last one was outdated, there are links to the previous ones in that one as well. unfortunately there are no real updates re: my dad's wrongful imprisonment. at this point, they might be waiting until the statutes of limitations happen and it's over, i don't know. he has a therapist who's kind of expensive but we have to pay for and he has to go weekly because of all the trauma he has left from being in jail and from losing his job/not being able to find a new one because of this. his health got worse in there, too, so there are a lot of different doctors he has to go to, medications, etc. he's doing better every day, though, but that takes a lot of money of course.
i used to have a redbubble account that helped me get afloat alongside this blog, but it got suspended without notice and never got reinstated no matter how many things i've tried, so... that's another source of income that we lost. i used to make around 30/40 dollars a month there, now i make like 1/2 dollars on teepublic monthly, that's a huge difference. argentina's economy was always bad but it has been an absolute disaster since the current president got elected. prices rise literally on a weekly basis for everything from basic groceries to public transportation, power, water, phone bills, etc. my laptop's keyboard broke at some point and i almost had to buy a new one with money i literally didn't have, just going into negative numbers, but i managed to find a guy who replaced it for as cheap as he could. it was still expensive, but it was better than having to buy a new laptop entirely. would love to get a stable job, but that's always been impossible in this country, even more so lately. for updates on argentina in english, this person on twitter makes very good informative threads if you're interested.
on top of that my dog passed from cancer a few weeks ago, that was really expensive for us too, meds and appointments and special foods and everything that we could do to keep her happy until it was her time to go, and she was. i also started therapy around the time she was diagnosed (thank god) but my therapist had to rise her rates because of the economy mess i already mentioned, so... yeah. everything is exhausting and everything is expensive, and this is literally my only source of income. it's also the thing that i love doing the most and the thing that keeps me sane in all of this mess, so hey, never leaving. in fact, if anything ever happens to this website, you can always find me under fashion_runways on twitter or probably anywhere else. some of you guys mentioned not seeing my posts lately too, so if you can/want to, you can turn notifications on!
anyway yeah, all that to say i love this blog, i love fashion, and i love showing you guys new cool things and giving you guys ideas for art, or writing, or your own style, or just interesting stuff to look at. so if you can donate any money, that would help me more than you think. even a single dollar can change what i can do with my day sometimes, i swear. as usual, my kofi link: https://ko-fi.com/fashionrunways and my teepublic link: https://www.teepublic.com/user/dinah-lance. thanks for being around and sharing and reblogging my posts, thanks for asking questions about fashion, and of course thanks for helping to the ones who can, and thanks to the ones who can't too, i know how that feels like, don't worry about it. i love you šŸ’–
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bomber-grl Ā· 2 months ago
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Deku Dating hc!! ą­Øą§Ž
Pairing(s): Izuku Midoriya x Gn!Reader
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Creds ~ first divider: @/khaer 2nd divider: @/strangergraphics-archive Art: @/xuune/kaiihuna or @/_kaiihua on twt
HE IS SO FLUSTERED OMG
Not even an exaggeration, the moment you confessed it was like blud went into cardiac arrest
Once he regained his wits he reciprocated your feelings all in a couple of stutters and accidental muttering
How charming
All sarcasm aside, it really is endearing
Yknow how most of the people in class 1-A are unnecessarily weirded out by his muttering
Plus how Deku is more often than not, called names by his own fandom šŸ’€
Well he thinks that way about himself too
Sure you get along more than just fine but seeing him apologize for being more than a little nerdy is shocking to say the least
I mean if anything his ā€œweirdā€ and nerdy self is literally part of his charm and you make this known
Reread that first bullet point for a hint to how he reacted to you telling him that
Anyway
Itā€™s likely you guys met at UA
I mean itā€™s where heā€™s made the most friends at (if any) and the only reason he talked to you was either it was inevitable or he absolutely fan boy-ed over your quirk
If you guys had some sort of romantic connotation and you had to fight against each other in the sports festival heā€™d be pretty conflicted
Although, youā€™d probably not want him to hold back
If anything heā€™s just sorry about the whole ordeal šŸ˜­
As a boyfriend Deku is shy(?)
I mean just look at how he reacted to technically a none romantic gesture and just interaction - heā€™s definitely going to be flustered for the majority of you two hanging out
Overall heā€™s really sweet
Like genuinely itā€™s surprising that heā€™s never actually been with someone in a real relationship before
If you disagreeā€¦ look at him in the beginning of the anime šŸ˜­šŸ’€)
At most he was probably jokingly asked out or asked out on a dare in the past
I do think that hero life would sort of interfere with romantic relations for you both(assuming ur attending UA)
So thereā€™s times where meeting up or just hanging out would be difficult
But when you two can hang out- itā€™s really nice
Youā€™re either going to fast food restaurants, going shopping or doing anything really-
These outings are similar in the fact that they all often end in you both fighting some villian šŸ˜­
There is this one instance where before the dorms were introduced- you and Izuku had stayed to train or clean- whatever it was at school
He got a call from inko and upon finding out you (someone he does nothing but yap about to her) were around, well, she figured sheā€™d invite you for dinner
Queue you finally meeting Inko and if youā€™re nervous and want to get a gift of some kind Izuku is kind of laughing but also happy that you want to ā€œimpressā€ her
Even though she loves you already
When you meet inko, sheā€™s is buzzing with as much nervous energy as Izuku is
Funny how similar they are
The dinner goes smoothly and if anything she just approves of you more
Now eventually dorms get introduced and so does sneaking around
Donā€™t tell me no one in class 1-a wouldnā€™t sneak around- theyā€™re high schoolers and you canā€™t tell me they wouldnā€™t just want to have stereotypical sleepovers
Among those who would sneak around is you
Izuku is less likely to because heā€™s a bit shy and if heā€™s ever caught- God kill him now šŸ˜­
So ofc you end up sneaking to his room
Which sorta backfires because he loves all might and all might is just staring at you in every direction you look.
The merch is just too excessive
Even then, a sleepover is too much for him and in Izuku fashion- he gets flustered
It takes awhile for him to chill šŸ˜­
Holding hands? In the hall way?
If you manage to hold hands for 5 seconds before Iida or Bakugo mention it then youā€™ve got a personal best!
(Iida because he says no PDA, and bakugo cuz him and his big ass mouth always got something to say)
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A/n: hope u liked! ^^
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akai-anna Ā· 1 year ago
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*whispers* This is the image that comes to mind for me, from the anime, when you mention it's based on a screenshot. (Moonlight Sonata Murder case EP 11)
(But also, the Cone literally sleeping on one Mouri Kogorou in the manga. Chapter 64)
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There has got to be some times where Conan and ArsĆØne just fall asleep leaning against each other. Or other times where they are just chilling with each other and not bickering
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Based on some screenshot I absolutely cannot find of Conan taking up so much space fast asleep. They are at some kind of hotel or cabin
Thank you for your ask!
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