#i literally cannot do this rn

[youwannadance]

wait so did y’all find some new stream for fox?? 😭😭 help a girl out

[artiebartie]

FERAL AF RN!! 😩🫠

[hamsterdads]

where's the bride?

[forsworned]

I feel like if the boys didn't join the miltary they'd all be blue-collar workers. Like they'd be more than happy to work with their hands and have the thrill of doing dangerous jobs. It's grueling work but someone's gotta do it ;)

Like for take for example, Simon. He's an experienced welder and his hands are almost always soot covered and you're constantly scolding him for it. Scrubbing away at his calloused palms with mechanic's hand soap, getting into all the crevices and cracks. He's smirking down at you while you get to work and glance up at him for a moment, narrowing your eyes at him in a way that sends him chuckling.

He gently cups your face, "so pretty when you're all worked up, lovie." he coos. And you can't help but let your smile fall through the cracks as you pinch his side, sending the both of you into a fit of mirth before he tugs your form flush against his chest, leaving you a flustered, stammering mess.

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[cringengl]

Do you guys ever have fandoms-in-law??? Like I'm not a part of the fandom, I've never read it/watched it, but it's so closely associated with some of my fave fandoms that when it's trending it's all over my dash even though I don't even follow the tag???

[nicholasnelsons]

8 years ago, i was a little girl crying because i was filled with hope that a woman could become president. i watched it all shatter. 8 years later, i am crying because of the same thing but this time feeling as if my life is on the line. because it is. there are little girls crying in their room because they saw the hope we also saw. there are girls like me crying because our lives are now on the line. i am so sick and tired of fighting, but we have to keep fighting. fuck you if you voted for trump. fuck you for being the reason every single girl is crying and their mother has no idea what to do. fuck you. i hope you’re happy.

[seasonallyappropriategoth]

"i'm a vampire" this "i'm a vampire that"

aside from the whole period sex and drinking her blood, let's talk about how oliver quick really was a vampire throughout saltburn. am i really going to do this? maybe. it might not be long, i do feel like death. maybe i'll even touch on the catton family being vampires.

alright. from the start we see oliver taking resources from felix under the guise of being poor. the cost of the drinks, the time, the emotional space. he leeches on, yearning for love. later we see that all of this has been set up by oliver himself to manufacture these circumstances. but that's only the beginning and one of the least viceral instances of him 'bleeding the life' from the family.

where we really see this begin is after he comes to saltburn. i'll go through it briefly for now but here we see oliver dividing and conquering, making quick work of the family. as he is yet to succeed in tangebly seducing felix, the true source of his psychosexual obsession/infatuation, he begins this work on the rest of the family. he starts w the mother and when that fails, he changes tact and sinks his teeth in emotionally. he lets her tell him of her worries and assures her that she is a good person. he charms the father by displaying interest in what is important to the family.

he then uses knowledge gained through her mother to get literal blood in his mouth when he romances her in the night. he uses his knowledge of her eating disorder and her family's inability to see her to fully lure her in and to once again sink his teeth in emotionally, as well as physically, drinking her blood while he dominates her.

next, he continues his conquering by driving a rift between felix and his cousin, alienating the family member who is not entranced by his lies. this is before he does physically charm him. all of this is before any killing starts. now that he's got his teeth in, let's talk about how he drains his victims.

for cousin dearest, oliver makes quick work of framing him for crimes against the family. when he comes back after being cast out, oliver then frames felix for an ultimate, unforgivable crime: killing the golden son. felix is left w no financial resources and no familial support but his impoverished mother. he gets off relatively lightly.

now onto literally sucking life. once his cover is blown and felix asks him to leave, oliver gives him a poisoned bottle. this is obviously w the intention of at least felix drinking it and succumbing. which he does. felix's death leaves the family unstable and vulnerable, first used to get rid of the cousin who sees through him and to continue to latch onto the mother as a surrogate son in a now joyless and lifeless house.

the sister sees through him and what does oliver do? assist in her suicide after her speech about how he is eating away at her family. specifically in the bathroom which oliver first physically consumed felix for the first time.

what does this leave? an even more desperate vacuum for now two stand in children. perhaps three if we are to count the cousin. Elspeth clings on to him and oliver sinks his teeth in tighter. so tightly, in fact, that mr catton pays oliver off to leave.

finally, when mr. catton is dead, oliver manufactures a reunion w elspeth and reaps the rewards of his former work. he is once again living off the catton family until the time comes for him to drain the life from it's last surviving member.

he is eventually left alone in their mansion, with all their resources, and their ghosts.

[3amsnek]

weird (not quite) autumn- one layer practice Mae with some vague leaves stuck on for funsies

[lmao-ooooooo]

modern au wangxian where lwj keeps forgetting to answer wwx's texts and just leaves him on read often. wwx thinks its because lwj hates him but lwj does it because he looks at wwx text and gets so unimaginably happy that he gets to have such an amazing, beautiful person in his life that he ends up staring at his message without replying until wwx sends him something that brings him out of his imagination. wwx asks lwj whats wrong and lwjs too embarrassed to tell him he likes to stare at their chat very often until wwx lets it slip he thinks lwj finds him annoying or sm and lwj reacts in a very rational way by kissing the life out of him then fucking him good before actually telling him why he keeps accidentally ghosting him

[silusvesuius]

nnnnnnnnnnnnno maa'am

[grave-st0ned]

GAYS, GHOULS, AND EVERYONE IN BETWEEN:

THEY’RE MAKING MORE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

*​idk when these will drop but i will update when/if i find out*

**UPDATE 8/24 THESE ARE DROPPING FRIDAY 8/25 (TOMORROW) 9a PST !!!!!**

[introspectivememories]

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Going out is literally so boring to me rn I can’t believe I used to do it every weekend at one point

[roastbeasts]

help a trans disabled chinese guy survive

hey! been a little bit. i've been extremely busy these past few weeks w work & freelance stuff. you'd think that i'd be alright financially w all the stuff i'm doing but the cost of living here is so high that i'm still flat broke.

tldr i need cash for rides to & from work + groceries. anything helps!

c4sh4pp: $seacucumbers

v3nmo: @/seacucumbers

p4ypal: paypal.me/jirachis

rbs appreciated. stay safe yall

[bruisedboys]

Chat. I have a boyfriend

[salt-n-salt]

TRYING TO DECIDE HOW TO DRAW @ryliith ‘s YUMMY TASTIC FARMER ATLAS so it’s atlas dump time. sorry not sorry !