#i likke red ones

[mold-man-1969]

ough

[derrypubliclibrary]

why do home renovation people hate color :(

[mikalame]

2023 Tom Kaulitz

Warnigns: tom eating you out basically, squirting, fingering, this is kinda cringe i apologise lol

I have some more bill stuff coming out but i did have to write for my hubby make sure to request taglist: @oppopotamus@violentnewmarley@saumspam@adissonsss

"Mmmh-hold still hübsches Mädchen- mmh" Tom groans his tounge flicking back between your swollen clit and your sopping hole. You lift your hips up trying to pull away from his mouth but his thick arms wrapped around your thighs are just getting tighter.

"Tom plea-ah- please- hold on" you whimper, your over-senstive clit making it harder to enjoy what toms giving you. You rake you nails through his curls and pull away with what little streaght you have left.

Tom had just gotten back from The Voice Germany and you havent been able to get a second with eachother on phone or facetime. You were both craving eachother so much but tom had been between your thighs for over 30 minutes and didnt look likke he was gonna stop.

"Not yet- stay still fuck you taste so good- missed this cunt" he trails off in groans taking about how he missed your taste, how he cant wait to fuck you senseless. Feeling famillar feeling shoot up from your legs to your achcing core you try and chase the feeling your hips grinding on toms face his nose bumping up agasit your throbbing clit.

Tom tounge dips in and out faster, feeling how warm your body was getting he deciseded to make it worth your while. He unhooks one of the arms wrapped tight around your thighs and move his index and middle finger to your core, your hips bucking at the lost sensaction before his lips wrap around your clit sucking hard.

His fingers make quick work at your cunt, picking up all your juices that have dripped out before teasig your entance with the tips of his fingers. "Please tom put them in alr-ah!" you moan as he pushes his fingers knuckle deep into your pussy.

His fingers moving at a fast and hard speed along with his lips around your clit puts you into over drive, your thighs closing tighter around his head while the rest of your leg straightens up. Your back arching of the bed as his fingers hit the aching spot in your pussy.

"Fuck Tom i-im gonna cu-!" you try and warn him before you screww your eyes tight, your hips moving on there own, you hands fliging ito his hair holding it tightly. Tom never lets out pushing your trough your high, knowing your high has hit when your back collapes back onto the bed your cheast riging fast as you come back down to earth.

Tom looks up at you through heavy lashes as he keeps on his movements, you post-nut clarity ending abruptly as a warmth heats up your core. You gasp and grind agaist his face trying to let him know you where gonna come again.

As he keeps on going your mews and whimpers only adding to the mischievous grin you can feel across your sensitive pussy. Tom fingers gring fast agaist your g-spot making it very clear to you that you wernt about to come.

"Ah tom- stop im gonna pee- ah tommy- Ahh!" you moan loudly, your climax hitting rather unexspected as your body shakes with pleasure, Your fingers now pulling on the sheets beside your ached body. You body flopping down on the bed fully exsuaghed from you cumming 2x in a row you gathher enough strength to look down your body littered with deep purple marks and light red teeth marks from tom.

You peer down to see toms faces dripping wet his beard speckled with little water drop-lets as his eyes meet with yours. You breathing slowing back down to a normal pace as you try a peice to gether what happened.

"Fuck hübsch, didnt know you had in in ya" he chuckles spreading your legs apart, leading your hand to feel the messy to made between your legs. "Ah Tom did i piss myself" you sit up looking down a the wet patch you toms face, shirt, arm and the puddle on the bedsheets.

"No- well sorta Liebchen, you squirted and i was so fucken hot" Tom groans he leans over you and places wet kisses on your shoulders leading to your face where he processed to say " cant wait for you to do that again" before pressing his lips into a passionate kiss.

i hope you liked i didnt spell check and i cant spell for shit sorry...

[acore-ballt]

Can I share new flags here? Idk where else to post em.

I really wanted an omni aroace flag, for anyone who identifies as both aroace and omni, but I couldn't find any. So I made some!

Omni Aroace: red-orange, yellow, white, light blue, and dark blue stripes, with the omni hydrangea flower(s)

Omni Oriented Aroace: purple, light purple, white, light blue, and dark blue stripes, with the omni hydrangea flower(s)

Omni Angled Aroace: red-orange, yellow, white, light purple, purple stripes, with the omni hydrangea flower(s)

The flowers are supposed to be hydrangeas, because they remind me of omni culture (likke hydras). It is supposed to be similar to some sapphic oriented aroace flags I've seen, just the concept of adding a flower in the center.

I combined the colors of the sunset aroace flag and the omni flag too make the omni aroace flag. I made two purple stripes based on the omni flag's middle stripe lightened for the other two flags. The omni oriented aroace flag kept the blue from the omni aroace flag, like how one of the oriented aroace flags keeps the blue from the sunset aroace flag. The omni angled aroace flag keeps the orange/yellow colors from the omni aroace flag, like how one of the angled aroace flags keeps the yellows from the araoce flag. The hydrangeas are omni flag colored.

They look very pretty!

[jingles-miserably]

this song is so doriancore but its also. a SUPER huge red flag . when it comes to music taste. like not a well-known one i dont think but if you heard this song youd be likke "?? you like this song" and i would hang my head down like "yeahhhh :("

[monggay]

is pen pen disarapen an actual thing at least in the ph or did i just dream it up or smth

[abalidoth]

Object Starters

I'm a huge sucker for Pokemon that are just, like, a random floating object with something weird about it. Klefki, Klink/Klang/Klinklang, every single Rotom, Magnemite, Sinistea/Polteageist, the list goes on.

So, for fun, I designed a hypothetical set of starter Pokemon and their evolutions that are all based on objects! (I would draw these if I had any artistic ability; I'll just have to settle for words.)

WATER

Spright: Water type, Desk lamp (think Pixar) with a garden tap instead of a light bulb.

Lampflood: Water type, floor lamp with a mesh fireplace-like screen instead of a shade, spraying water like a sprinkler.

Frosphorescent: Water/Ice type, industrial spotlight shooting torrents of frozen water.

FIRE

Pamphlit: Fire type, a folded piece of paper being burned.

Cooklet: Fire type, a small book surrounded by fire in a vaguely humanoid shape.

Flamoire: Fire/Dark type, a magical looking book (necronomicon) with red and purple flames shooting out from between the pages in a bipedal shape.

GRASS

Strumm: Grass type, cute li'l ukulele with vine strings.

Likk: Grass type, acoustic guitar with vine strings and a more tree-like appearance.

Shredd: Grass/Electric type, electric guitar (a spiky one, very 80s) with electrified vine strings, connected by lightning to an amp that looks like a stump.

[burnedbyshoto]

Nervous

pairing: bakugou katsuki x fem!reader

warning: cursing, smut, first time sex, kinda as realistic as it can get, fluff

word count: 1,434

a/n: this is for @angeliclyaslut I hope you enjoy thisssss it was pretty fun to make, sorry its not exactly what you asked for, its supposed to be a drabble but I see bakugou and im likke nhhhh no self control but I knew I couldnt go too far D;

✩✶✩❇✩✶✩

“Are you nervous?” Bakugou asked as he took in your trembling form.

“Not even the slightest bit, asshole,” you spat as your bottom lip trembled.

You were nervous, so fucking nervous it wasn’t even funny.

“If you’re going to be a fucking bitch about it, I’ll leave, shitty woman,” Bakugou snaps as he glares down at your nearly naked body.

The world turns dark as you close your eyes tightly. Bakugou is above you, completely naked, condom on his cock which was quite bigger than anything you would expect from a man, and his fingers looping around your panties. It’s the last thing that needed to be removed so that both of you could finally have sex.

Sex, what an entirely strange and yet familiar concept. You were familiar with porn, you knew how girls arched their backs and screamed in an off-key song like pleasure. You knew how men jackhammered into these females as if it was a fleshlight and not some actual human being. You were also familiar with erotica, written porn where everything just seemed to fantastical. You knew about how cocks always seemed to fit perfectly within vaginas, of how orgasms always occurred. You remember reading about how it felt like you were on top of a cloud to feel like you were crashing into the earth as you came.

Sure, you had masturbated before, but it had always just been with your fingers. Your fingers had memorized the quickest way to getting yourself to cum through clit and nipple stimulation only. The electricity that slammed through you from your head to your toes was a feeling you very much liked, but you also knew that everyone always claimed the first time was an experience all on its own.

Females rarely came through heterosexual sex, so you would need to ensure you came if you were like the majority of women who would never come based on penetration alone. You memorized the essential items you needed to bring after reading countless forums and sex tip magazines.

Condoms, towels, wipes, and lube.

After twenty-three failed attempts of getting Bakugou to realize that you wanted more than just a heated makeout session, fifteen failed attempts of actually getting nude, and now three times of being blue balled by your nerves right before he penetrated you. Finally you were ready. You wanted to have sex with Bakugou, you wanted to look back years from now and not be mad about who you gave it away to. Even if Bakugou wasn’t the one for you, you were more than happy to give him your virginity. But knowing that he’s had sex before made you even more nervous about potentially fucking up.

Did you have this?

“I’m sorry,” you pant as you adjust below him again. “I get--”

“--snippy when you’re nervous,” Bakugou huffs as he rolls his eyes. “I know, I know, baby girl.”

“I really hope I don’t bleed,” you ramble as your sweaty hands once against fist the towel under your ass. “Or at the very least if I do bleed, I hope it’s a one and done sorta thing.”

Bakugou rolls his eyes so hard you’re sure that he’s contemplating rolling over and dealing with his hard-on by himself.

“Listen, this lube has been applied on four times already and I’m getting sick of rubbing it back onto me, it’s way too cold,” Bakugou sighs as his fingers trail down the length of your naked leg. You’re leg twitches at his touch, you want him to fuck you, but your nerves were convoluting your thought process it seems. “If you’re not ready, y/n, that’s not an issue. I don’t want you to feel like you have to have sex when you’re not ready. Having sex isn’t a pivotal thing in a relationship, I won’t fucking die like some dumbass like Kaminari.”

“He’s not even here, why are you roasting him,” you groan as you cover your face. Bakugou doesn’t seem to care much as he leans down and presses a gentle kiss to the exposed area of your neck. His lips are slightly chapped and they scruff against your skin as he drags his lips against your skin. The kisses are hot and they make your head spin as you let out a moan, your hands move from your face to tangle in his spikey locks, you feel as he lifts up your hips and slowly your panties are removed. As he continues his slow conquest up your neck, your breathing increases as heat explodes within your sex. 

You want him.

His mouth meets yours and they tangle in a passionate embrace. Your head tilts to the side at the same time his does, the kiss increasing in passion as your teeth knock against each other as both your nerves and horny nature makes you much sloppier than you normally are. His tongue pushes into your mouth and you moan loudly as the wet muscle dances against yours, taunting you, challenging you. Your heart hammers as you feel the tip of his cock tease your entrance and you whimper loudly as he stills.

“Are you ready?” Bakugou whispers as you heave.

“Y-Yes,” you breathe locking eyes with his vermillion ones. They’re warm, a deeper red than normal, and they swam with warmth and love for you. “I’m ready for you.”

Bakugou nods as one of his hands grab under your thigh, the other grabbing his lube soaked cock, and he positioned himself by your entrance.

“I’m going to go slow, okay? You better fucking tell me if it hurts you,” Bakugou murmurs as he presses the head into you.

The unfamiliar mass of just the head of his cock makes you gasp, centimeter by centimeter he pushed into you, and your fingers latch onto his biceps as you grip onto his tightly.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck,” you hiss as he stretches you out. Bakugou is panting too at the feeling of your tight walls clenching against him, they’re unable to relax against his cock. It’s not until the head of his cock hits the wall of your cervix does he stop, and even then he’s not completely in you.

Your breathing is harsh and you feel like you’re sweating as you look down at the now joined body. The feeling of him completely in you makes your head spin, the pressure in your lower belly could be from just Bakugou within you or from your slowly growing orgasm, you had no idea.

“Shit… good thing w-we brought lube,” Bakugou pants as he slowly moves your leg up and onto his waist.

It’s a good move, but it’s too quick as a sharp pleasure pained fire shoots through you as you slam your forehead against his shoulder.

“Don’t m-move,” you snap as you try to calm your head. This was too much for you, you felt like every nerve was firing all at once on your inner wall and yet no orgasm had reached you yet.

“Sorry…”

It takes a few moments, but sure enough, you manage to raise your leg to his waist and both of you moan at the new level of penetration and the way it made your walls clench around him. “Move,” you command and Bakugou falls onto his forearms as he nods.

“I am,” he says as his hips push away from you and move back in.

It’s the first step but the new feeling makes your mind reel and walls clamp around him as you squeak.

“Baby girl, if you can’t keep it together I’m going to come before I can really fuck you right,” Bakugou hisses in warning into your ear and strangely enough you bark in laughter.

“If you come before me, I will fight,” you moan as you give a tentative move of your hips. It fills your body with unknown pleasure as you sigh wistfully into his ear. If this is what sex felt like everyone, no wonder why everyone was obsessed with it.

“You can’t blame me, you feel so fucking good,” Bakugou grunts as his thrusting picks up in speed. Your eyes close as you tug at his hair, your head lulling to the side as you mewl softly at the way your body moves with his thrusting. Again, you swiveled your hips along with his as it heightened the penetration sensations as Bakugou lets out a string of curses.

After all the night had only begun but there was much to learn as someone who had never had sex before, and well, not even Bakugou was perfect at everything.

[zuffer-weird-girl]

What if kid Kai invites angel over but she gets really sleepy so when their playing hide and seek she finds him room and falls asleep on his bed and Kai walks in admiring her and pops walks by this open door and whisper yells at Kai to let her take a nap and they both hear angel say yes Kai I will marry you

Omg so sweet my heart just can't-

He saw how you looked. You clearly didn't had a good night of sleep, and he had scolded you for that plenty of times already.

"You're not paying attention." He sighed in annoyance with crossed arms as you jerked your head up with a sleep deprived 'huh?'. "You almost fell asleep again, if staying in here brings you such a boredoom then-"

"No, no! Not at all!" You waved your hands before muffling a yawn "Is just that I didn't sleep much last night Chisaki-kun." You rested your face in your hand, staring at him with a tired yet sweet as honey smile "I like here and being with you."

You just had realized what you just had said and went to retreat it back out of embarrassment... if it wasn't for Kai flustered and false annoyed expression while scoffing.

"Whatever you say." He muttered and got up from his seat, rubbing the back of his neck a bit, averting his eyes away from yours "Since having a conversation and playing shogi is not enough to keep you awake than another method shall be used."

You blinked at him... how does a kid like him know that kind of vocabulary already? He has your age for God's sake!

"... any suggestions?" You made an 'oh' sound as you got up as well, hand on your chin in thought before an idea popped.

"How about hide and seek?"

"... what?"

Oh God... he didn't know what it was?

"You know? Hide and seek? Where you have to hide and...?" His boredoom expression while arching an eyebrow said everything...

"Someone has to count to ten or thirty while the others have to hide, then the person whose was counting have to find them!"

"So if they find the other they win." He stated blantly.

"Kinda..? There's not really a winner or a loser but if you want to take that way..."

"Sounds available. Since I know this house better than you, than there is a high possibility of me winning, again." You pouted at his words while he crossed his arms "Who counts then?"

"Can be you! I will show you this is not like a shogi game then mister mafia boy!" You smirked at him while he gave you a challenging look back.

"Lets see about that dummy." He started to count and you immediately yelped and ran out of there like your life depended on it, not noticing how Chisaki chuckled a bit at your behaviour.

You ran out in the hallway, lowering your pace after receiving a look from a man passing as you serached any good places to hide. You had found a door slightly open and immediately got in when you heard Chisaki reaching for the final count.

You only closed the door for a bit and took a look around the room, very surprised actually and how heated and clean it was, soon spotting some familiar school material.

Yep, you were in Chisaki's room. Just great.

You looked around for a bit, feeling sleepy already. The moment you actually fell was when you layed your eyes on his bed, covered with black sheets...

You hesitated for a bit but still after some time went to sit on it, impressed at how soft the bed was... Tired was soon only a nickname to describe your situation and before you knew it you had layed your head on the pillow and felt your eyes closing on their own.

"Just for... a couple of minutes. Chisaki wont mind.... I hope.."

And with that, you were traveling to the dream land.

~

He grunted at opening one closet and seing nothing but clothes on it before huffing and closing it again with force out of his impacience.

Playing this was a mistake. He was already looking for more than he hoped for, and you had simply vanished!

He even got out of his way to ask the guards if you had got out of the house and went home, but every one of them said they didn't saw you lefting.

The worst was starting to get on his mind as he tried to shook those thoughts away. Walking in a quick pace before entering another room, not noticing Pops was there talking with one of his subordinates as he lifted the towel from the table to look under it in search from you.

Pops had noticed and chuckled a bit, finally seing the boy acting like a normal child for once as he dismissed the subbordinate to talk with him a bit.

"Whacha you looking for my boy? Lost something?" Thhe boy flinched a bit at the sound but still didn't stopped looking, going into the lower cabinets and opening them carelessly.

"(Y/n)." He muttered before huffing at not finding you again.

"(Y/n)?" Said the man in rather amusement but still with a smile on his face "Lost your little friend in here?"

"She suggested on playing hide and seek, now I cant find her." He said in annoyance and worry growing even more as he finished his search on the cabinets.

"You playing something that is not shogi? What a miracle." The elder laughed a bit while Chisaki frowned at looking behind the door and not yet finding you, muttering a apology to Pops as he got out from the room.

The old man smiled and after a few minutes decided to follow Chisaki, noticing the boy's worry growing at not finding you.

He walked through the halls, feeling that disgusting amount of hives threatening to appear before he noticed the door of his room semi closed...

He arched an eyebrow and carefully walked towards it and pushed just a bit to start to hear gentle breathing coming from inside.

The room was dark amd the only light he had was the one coming from the hallway, but still didn't stopped him from noticing the sign in front of him that made hsi eyes grow a bit wider than normal as his breathing returned back to normal.

He had found you, laying on his bed. Sleep surely must have gotten into you and hell... the light coming from the hallway and hitting your face to illuminate, how your hair was sprawled our on his pillow that it made it look like some sorta of messy halo..

You... looked like an angel.

He almost tip toed to his bed, imprissed at himself for not seing any problem on someone else laying on where he sleep... and also how he didn't had the courage he usually had for wakening you.

".. wow." He muttered in astonishment as he got closer, looking at you likke you were some sorta of rare treasure as your breathing continued, chest rising and falling slightly.

He flinched at feeling a bigger hand on his head before he recognized the man kneeling beside him.

"Stop with this Chisaki. Is rather creppy in some ways staring at others while they sleep." He couldn't help the blush that came to his cheek at how Pops had called him out before he tsked his tongue and looked away from the elder "Let your friend rest for now, later you both can spend more time my boy." He carresed a bit the looks on Chisaki's head as the boy himself looked at you again for a bit.

Just when he followed Pops out and was right on the time to leave the door frame he and the older man listened something that left Chisaki's heart pounding on his ribcage like it never had before on his whole life.

"Mnm... uh-hum... yes... I'll marry you... Chisaki."

He thought his air was completely vanished from his lungs as the man looked in amusement while closing the door, chuckling a bit at how red his stoic boy was.

"Welp kid. Looks like the feeling is mutual."

He laughed a bit at how Chisaki gasped and started to defend himself on how the feeling was not mutual since he didn't want it that and all that bullshit he was already used to.

[dadbodsarehot]

(1/?) "Ah... T-Tobias..." John squirmed, face aflush with a cherry red that ran down the veins of his neck and left a fading canvas of glowing pink on his bare chest. A sheen of sweat had begun to form on the warmth of his flesh, catching the small light of candles surrounding his bed each time he huffed for an intake of heated air.

(2/?) For once, his unwavering confidence had fallen still, and his bright blue eyes shakily settled on the window to the east of him. This may not have been the man's first encounter with being on his back, a steed being saddled with no control of his reins, but this time was different. This time, the one and only man he loved above all else in the world had the golden control in his clutch, and this time, it didn't hurt.

(3/3) It was soft, and there was passion - there was love, trust, and the perfect sense of 'this is right, this is everything'. John was safe in Tobias's hands. His cock ached with a heavenly yearning, and though he'd found himself too bashful to yet look into the golden eyes of his husband, he shut them tightly to buck his hips to the longing desire for the touch of his soft hands there. There... Anywhere. "Tobias... W-wildflower... Please, take me... Mmnngh, I-I need you..."

----x----

annon im pretty sure this counts as an attempted murder. all my blood rushed to my dick so fast that i almost sttraight up passed the fuck out. ohh my go d ... oohh my god ?? ooh my g  o d. rereads this like 600 times to cope w life rn. likke. oh my go d this is so hot im fucking incoherent. i had to go get my laptop to answer this literally right away... g o d! ! god 

[cyberramblings]

Smash DLC Wishlist #1: Master Chief/Doomguy

So today I want to talk about some of the characters I do or don’t want as DLC in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate (but as I write this, I am finding that I only have time for one). As of writing, Min Min is the most recent addition and there are five open slots left. I wanna talk about some of the most discussed potential characters (and my own picks) in terms of how much I subjectively like them, how popular I think they are, how fun I think they’d be, and the music they could bring plus their stage. Opinion, popularity, gameplay, and music/stage. 

Today however, I will just be talking about Master Chief/Doomguy:

Two green-clad space marines who pushed the FPS genre forward. Both of these guys have a lot of guns and a couple iconic melee weapons, plus some other equipment (grenades, powerups) and a ton of enemies, locations, and stellar music. I am lumping them together because they are so similar in appearance and gameplay, and I feel similarly about them both. Plus, I feel they could work as Echo fighters (the same moves and properties, but different looks)

Opinion: I would LOVE for either of these guys to get in. The Halo theme song playing during a Nintendo Direct would make me lose my mind. I would definitely prefer Master Chief, but that’s just because I grew up with Halo. Either of them would uniquely represent the FPS genre. Speaking of...

Popularity: The FPS genre is one of the most popular in the world, but no Smash character represents it yet. The closest is Splatoon as a third person shooter, but it would be so cool to see a proper FPS game representative, and it would be much more likely with a fantastic/sci-fi FPS like Doom or Halo. These are both monumental franchises that changed gaming forever, so it is not much of a stretch for them to be included. Microsoft let Banjo into Smash, so Master Chief doesn’t seem that crazy, and Doom is even on the Switch already. 

Gameplay: This is the hard part, I suppose. Both of these guys shoot guns, primarily. Chief has the Energy Sword and Gravity Hammer, while Doomguy has the chainsaw and arm-sword. Dead or Alive 4 had a female Spartan (the type of soldier Master Chief is) as a fighting game character, so that sets a precedent for this type of crossover. Doomguy even has a double jump in Doom 2016, if I recall correctly. Certainly both of these guys have plenty of weaponry, and could maybe work as heavy zoners, likke King K Rool. Oh, also the taunts could feature Cortana for Chief and the little plush Doomguy for Doomguy.

Music: Either way, lots of good choices. The Halo series has loads of epic orchestral music, while Doom has the heavy metal of the recent titles (plus some classic MIDI tunes). The only problem with Halo is that most of the best music is all the different versions of the main theme

Stage: Halo obviously has the titular Halo ring to offer, especially the iconic greenery of the initial landing zone. A lot of these DLC stages like to try and include multiple areas, so I could respect a ride aboard the Pillar of Autumn, a Pelican, and/or a Covenant dropship as it visits the grassy and icy parts of the first Halo ring (maybe even a visit to the Blood Gulch?), but a simple tour of the most iconic multiplayer maps could also work. Blood Gulch is of course the obvious choice, but Forge World could work too as a way to feature a medley of layouts. However, I feel like Chief’s inclusion would tie into Halo Infinite, so perhaps a location from that game would be in order. For Doomguy, any location in Hell would be appropriate, perhaps a portal connecting a UAC base to Hell (and likely with a kid-friendly anme). Either way, the background would need to feature the iconic enemies of either series. 

Oh, and I know Doomguy is called the Doomslayer these days. If he makes it in, I would love for him to be called Doomguy with the classic outfit or Doomslayer with the new outfit depending on which one is chosen (like Olimar vs Alph). Similarly, I would love for Master Chief to have his newest and oldest suits as alternate costumes, with each available in the classic red/blue.

[darkandlightsides]

Rex kicked the door behind them shut and sat Beth onto the bed. Once he's certain she won't try to run out on him, he handed her a bottle of water.

"Listen. Forget Nero. She's not worth the trouble you're getting yourself into. Next time she comes near any one of us, I'll go down swinging but I dont want you to get hurt while trying to defend me."

The mental image of Raphael sawing off his wing for him resurfaced and made him flinch.

"Please, Bethany just listen to me."

Another soft groan comes from her, meagerly pushing the bottle away from herself like a kid refusing their cold medicine. Clearly she wasnt in the right state of mind to argue coherently with him right now when she-

"Wwwwell-- Well I-- Fffuck you!"

She blows raspberries at him, flopping down on the bed he had sat her down on and crossing her arms. She held an angry expression, But only for until she realized how soft the bedding was below her.

She rolls over onto her side, staring at the wall.

"Ive liikee.. died 500 times for sssome sstuck up asshole who-- hck-- Thought i was cheatinnn on him cuz I held someones hhh...Hand. I can and WILL die for someone wwwho deserves it.. Likke you. It uhh.. hehhh.. evens it out... y'kno?"

She runs a hand over her face, past her askewed glasses that were on the verge of falling off her face. Flushed red and barely able to speak coherently. Its probably the first time shes been seen like this. Bethany laughs softly to herself, dying down to soft murmuring.

"Ivvv..ee.. Ive nn..never had a FAMILY Rexxxie. I uhh... Hehehhheeeee... Dun' want sum BITCH still walkin round who's actively tryna fuck it upp.."

[allofmystudentsrunaway]

Just One Night.

ok warnings NSFW sex, lots of that, licking..some of that too. basically Sam gets lucky..cause i likke Sam and the poor lad needs a SHAG!

Sam stared at his book, trying very hard to ignore the heated conversation going on at the other end of the table.

“I trusted you to look after him Dean.”

“Cas I-”

“You told him you would kill him!” Sam heard Cas sigh and risked a glance at his brother and the angel. Dean was looking everywhere except at Cas. His brother fiddled with his untouched burger, peeled the label off his beer took a swig, refusing to meet the Angel’s accusing gaze.

“Cas I’m sorry okay, I was a mess.”

“Even so Dean that doesn’t excuse what you said, he is a child.” Sam tried to shrink down further into his chair, this conversation had been going on since Jack had gone to bed and he didn’t want to be drawn in. “Sam agrees with me, don’t you Sam?”

“Uh what?” Sam felt his face flare red, Cas rolled his eyes at his lame attempt to avoid being drawn in. Sam stood up “You know what, I’m going to leave this conversation.”

“Hey Sam, what the hell?” Dean snorted, clearly feeling betrayed, but there was no way Sam was taking sides in this-he wasn’t that stupid.

“Actually you know what, I’m going out for a beer. You two-”, he pointed at them in turn “sort this out, I don’t care how. Jack needs us all on the same page.” He snagged his jacket from the back of his chair and stomped up the stairs. Behind him he heard Dean mutter;

“son of a bitch”

“I think he is upset with us both” Sam heard Cas answer, before he swung the bunker door closed with a deliberate clang.

“No shit Sherlock” Sam muttered to himself. He stood outside the bunker for a minute, breathing in the night air. It was a nice evening the moon was full and the air was still and warm, Sam decided to walk into town rather than drive. He could always grab a motel room if he had too many beers, besides right now the bunker was too claustrophobic. There were too many memories, he had found Mom’s hairbrush earlier and had only stopped himself from breaking down because Jack had been there. Even now walking along the moonlit road tears were prickling his eyes. He was tired, he had hoped now Cas was back he could take some time to process his own feelings, instead of constantly defending Jack from Dean. Of course that was too much to ask, he had gone from being in the middle of Jack and Dean, to being in the middle of Dean and Cas.

Frustrated he kicked a stone into the bushes finding it oddly therapeutic, he started to make a game of it awarding himself a point every time one thwacked into a tree trunk. He had made it to ten points and halfway into town when a scream tore through the quiet woods. Sam froze pulling his gun from his waist band. He had an angel blade stashed in his jacket pocket as well, a sensible precaution since he had realised Jack was angel cat-nip. Another scream coming from his right. Cautiously Sam edged under the trees, it was darker here despite the full moon and his night vision was slow to catch up. He was maybe twenty feet from the road when the bushes ahead of him quivered and a dark figure crashed through the branches and collided with him. They went down in a confused tangle of arms and legs, Sam caught an elbow in the face and a knee to the stomach. He tried to hang on to a flailing limb but was shaken off. He caught another body blow before he managed to pinion the person’s arms down and found himself looking down on a woman.

“Get off me you idiot” She snarled up at him.

“um m, are you okay, I heard screaming”

“That wasn’t me, that was it. If you want to live I suggest you get off me before it finds us.”

“What is ‘it’?”

“You don’t want to know, now get the hell off me.” Sam got up, ignoring the pain in his lip which was already swelling up. The girl was on her feet, he couldn’t see her face in the dark, but he could feel her eyes on him. “What are you some kind giant?” A rustle in the under growth attracted the girls attention. “Get out of here Sasquatch.” She pulled an oddly dull-bladed dagger from her belt and turned to face the threat.

“Are you a hunter?”

“Yes, sort of. Put it this way that’s not a bear. I told you to leave” she stood balanced on the soles of her feet.

“So what is it? Were wolf? Wendigo?” Sam swapped his gun for the angel blade, the girl glanced at him saw the moonlight reflecting off the blade.

“Well okay then big guy its a Chupacabra and unless you have a flint blade blessed by a shaman, that’s just a shiny knife.” She didn’t sound surprised by Sam’s revelation, he was mildly impressed.

“Angel blade, kills anything and nearly everything.”

“Well we are about to find out.” The thing launched itself from the bushes, its scaly tail knocked Sam off his feet. The night was full of teeth and the slashing razor sharp quills along the monsters back, one caught Sam’s knuckles blood soaked his hand and the Angel blade slipped out of his grip. He scooted backwards and saw the girl wrapped in several coils of the monster, he jumped to his feet and ran forward- just as she pulled an arm free and stabbed the thing repeat-ably along its length. The creature screamed, a human sounding scream and its legs collapsed, coils slithering to the ground. The girl strode over grinning. “Hi I’m Annie, what’s your name Saskatchewan?”

“Sam, Sam Winchester.”

“Really a celebrity, I am honoured.” she wiped the gory blade on her jeans. “you got a car nearby Sam?”

“No I was walking into town for a drink.”

“That sounds like an excellent idea, lead the way.” Even in the dim light Sam could see the other hunters grin.

“Okay.”

They went into the first bar that presented itself, O'Malleys not one that Sam had been known to frequent very often, but the bar tender recognised him from the time or two he had been in there with Dean. “Where is your brother tonight? Or is that boyfriend of his keeping him on a tighter lead these days?” Sam stared at the man surprised.

“What?”

“Oh come on man, the trench coated guy, they are not fooling anyone. Not that I mind, but some of our locals not exactly tolerant, word to the wise.” Sam watched the bar tender go to fill their order in slack jawed astonishment.

“Problem? “Annie asked hitching herself on to the too tall stool.

“No, but you ever realise you have been blind as hell?”Sam asked. Annie looked at him confusion colouring her expression.

“A time or two. You want to explain Sammie boy?” Annie took a swig of her beer, Sam found himself liking the curve of her neck and the way her lips quivered as she drank from the bottle.

“I’m not sure where to start”

“beginning is always best.” She smiled at him, a wide artless smile her tongue pushing against her teeth.

“You know, I would like to tell someone, the whole story.”

“I’m listening.”

“So let me get this right, you and your brother and this angel survived hell went up against gods sister did a bunch of other stuff and your brother still thinks he is straight?”

“Yes.” Sam admitted the last two hours had been interesting-too say the least.

“And you had no idea.” Annie waved her beer bottle at him.

“I suppose in retrospect-”

“You were being blind?”

“i suppose, I just miss Mom so much, I missed what what going on with Dean.”Sam gripped his beer harder and threw the rest down his throat in a single gulp. Annie slid off her stool and rested her hands on his hips, he looked down on her confused.

“I think you need taking care of Sam Winchester.” She ran a thumb along his hip line, to emphasis her meaning.

“You know I don’t usually do this.”

“Save it Sasquatch” She pulled him off the stool and turned her face towards him, tongue dancing along her lips invitingly. Sam bent his head and caught the kiss, lifting her nearly off her feet. She just pushed herself closer, tongue tangling with his. They left the bar rapidly, there was a cheap skeevy motel next door. Sam paid for a room feeling awkward, especially after the leer the guy working reception gave them. He soon forgot that though when Annie planted her lips firmly on his as they walked to their room.

He watched her uncertainly, she walked in the gaudily decorated room and flicked on a lamp then turned to him smiling saucily. “Are you sure about this?” He asked. In answer she shed her shirt, dropping it to the floor, then peeled off the T-shirt underneath. Sam stood very still, he wasn’t used to this. Annie reached up and pulled her dark hair free of the bun that had been confining it, it uncurled over her shoulder in thick curls, she looked up at Sam with narrowed eyes.

“Well?” a challenge there, Sam swallowed. He took a couple of quick steps and crushed her against him. Her hands slipped under his t-shirt lifting it over his head in a smooth motion. She ran her hands over his chest and up his back making him shudder deliciously. “Nice” she muttered and kissed his neck then his lips, teasingly catching his bottom lip in her teeth. Sam suppressed a groan and lifted her up one hand slipping between her buttocks, she pushed against his hand through the denim of her jeans. Sam bore her backwards on to the bed. He pulled down the straps of her bra and nuzzled each nipple as it was revealed. She squirmed under him, he paused for a moment then whispered in her ear.

“I want to lick you” Her eyes opened and she smiled in consent, Sam kissed her smile. Then her neck, his tongue leaving silvery trails on her skin. He kissed the skin between her breasts, undoing the button of her jeans and sliding the zip down slowly. He paused and touched her, fingers sliding into the wetness, he was hard as hell, but he wanted something else first. He pulled her jeans down over her knees she spread her legs wide, back arching in anticipation. He sank his head between her legs loving the way she made a little cry of surprise as his tongue slipped round her clit and then moved up inside her. She pressed herself to his mouth, he pushed her legs a little further apart increasing the tension. Feeling her muscles starting to tense up as he slowly slipped his tongue in and out, loving the waves of wetness as they touched his tongue encouraging him to move his tongue faster. He reached up to stroke her nipples they were hard under his fingers. She clamped her  legs round his head her body jerking filling his mouth with her cum, Sam waited until she stopped moving, he wiped the delicious stuff from his mouth and moved up, slowly, carefully he pushed his cock into her still shivering wetness. Her hands twisted in his hair, she jerked against him settling him into where she needed him she arched her body so her clit brushed against the muscles of his belly. Almost greedily she sank her finger nails into his buttocks giving them a light slap that sent him jerking, she smiled at him as she found his weakness and slapped his arse harder. He groaned she pulled him up against her there was another spurt of wetness, then another as she came again. Sam drove into her loving the way her sex rocked against his in near perfect time, When he finally came it was near perfect her body jerked one more time and they lay there enjoying the aftershocks. Sam wanted to say something even if it was as lame as ‘thank you’ but Annie laid a finger over his lips.

When he woke in the morning and she was gone, he wasn’t really surprised. What surprised him more was when he walked in to the bunkers kitchen to find Cas wearing Deans robe and drinking coffee, while sporting the biggest hicky Sam had ever seen.

“i take it you two worked things out?” Cas had just grinned at him and continued drinking his coffee.

[vertigoambrosia]

wxw in hamburg

man i wish they let entrances go cause i am kinda real sick of the tour theme

i mean, it’s nothing bad lik the 16th anni or true colors one

but when it doesn’t fit it really doesn’t fit

i like that wxw fans are into it enough to all be flipping rise off as they enter

why is adam’s voice so fucking piercing

wait is colen’s shirt i see a unicorn and a rainbow and a candy cane

‘those strange vignettes’ this coming from adam?

lolll the one guy chanting ‘psycho killer’

kaspin’s ‘fighting spirit out of the suplex’ roll was really good

shiiit colen’s finisher looked crisp

germans what are the fans chanting? ‘auf something essen’? i feel like i’ve asked this before nad been told and just forgot

watching old stuff makes it so weird to see kim being heroic and getting cheered

YOUR JOB IS TO TALK YOU CAN’T TALK WITH YOU MOUTH FULL adam makes things too much about himself but i love how much rico ‘hates’ him

ha it looked like tas just flipped pete bouncer off

hahaha rico ‘long hair is not necessarily an advantage in a match’

i would ask you guys what you think of the rico/adam commentary but you probably all watch the regular german guys :(

that was kind of a weird finish but ok

dammit christain and sebastian i like you but why are you back i don’t understand you!!!

i love how the a4/bones promo looks like it’s in an art museum

especially with andy and marius dressed all nice

ok if for some reason i can’t go to oberhausen i have to go to the markthalle

KEVIN OMG too cute

rise i’m sorry your gesture is a lil dumb

i’m still not sure which young lion is which but i like the crazier one a lot

lucky kid

the unknowndudes from rise are kinda boring so far, but the young lions are fun

hey adam u leave kevin alone

no adam you are actually a little too much shtick

‘he has been constrnatly pissed off, who cares”?’ sounds more like adam’s talking about ziggler ohhhhhh

bones i understand you have to watch a bunch of bullshit but do not be mean to tas!

goddammit lucky kid is now my hyena child

HAHAHA i love the idea of a fan paying bones’ fine, esp in this arena

i just imagine some dude who flipped off rise being likke THAT’S BULLSHIT THIS IS BULLSHIT BONES YOU’RE NOT PAYING THAT GODDAMN FINE *throws 20 euros in the general direction of the timekeeper + announcer*

wait are rise really meant to evoke extremism or is that just an angry thing rico is saying about them in his outrage

wait i love chris colen’s shirt never have him change it

lucky kid possibly an actual hyena pup

here comes a perfect little boy! i really, really like this promo package

i love the fellow wrestlers talking up the belt and david

tbh i think it was kind of a mistake to have emil lose it so quickly, especially in a multi

but it’s probably cause both emil and david are part timers so the scheduling must be difficult

...i feel like david’s around more than emil though

angelico why do you dress like a fuuuuuckbooooooy

ha and according to adam his theme is dubstep, the music of fuckboys

angelico you tried to kill my boy!

fall of the angel indeed :(

angelico stop dancing this is a hard moment for david and you look like a fuckboy

oh here’s our perfect beautiful business child

BUT NOT ANYMORE he has shed the blazer of business and donned the red towel of sports!

and now for him to say things that i won’t understand until rico explains it (maybe)

and now for me to be a sourpuss because i love when crowds love people, but after a while it’s like lemme hear what our perfect boy has to say!!!

ok the fuck you cancer chant was pretty funny tho

oh no the air is getting serious

ok this is long

is this a retirement speech

I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU KARSTEN BUT I’M FIRED UP ABOUT IT

i don’t know what we’re clapping about

and here’s this asshole

see ok i 100% understand karsten making fun of cmj

YEAHHHHH FINALLY

*rewind and rewatch*

YASSS cmj got off light but YASS KARSTEN

let’s see what this kiev guy is all about

..lucky kid is the...special boy in rise, isn’t he?

did walter draw blood from his chops again?

lmao second chop and kiev’s got a mark

i’m not feeling bouncer or kiev, or at least not in these matches

i think i did feel that strink to the knee though walter you lead the academy you know wrestling isn’t real

ha i’ll never stop loving how the crowd sing cena’s theme when someone’s kickputs get kinda implausible

implausible indeed

has more charisma than pete bouncer though so we’ll see where he goes

god i will never get the fucking bib thing some wrestlers do with their shirts

um ricio let’s not pretend that pro wrestling isn’t about gossip and drama too

hahahaha ok adam pointing out mack beating the shit out of bobby in front of ‘we <3 wrestling’ is kinda funny

love and enthusiasm and also VIOLENCE

‘what man comes up talking smack to somebody when they’re butt naked in the shower???’ adam has a fair point

ok i love adam saying he might go to wxw hr, but while that joking was going on they both missed a major spot [bobby tying mack’s arm up in the turnbuckle]

...is mack gonna lose this?

OOOO ON THE APRON

ohh bobby pulling a bo dallas

gasp!!!!

i know i just siad it above, but i did not expect that!

i’m thinking either mack masks up the next time they to go hamburg or he’s going heel, maybe joining rise or something?

or he’s going away on excursion or something i really did not think that would happen

i’ve shit on mack a lot but :(

disaster indeed, german commentators

fuk u emil

someday jurn is just gonna let the entire song play, isn’t he?

woah what fucker in the crowd booed tas?

but lol at the one dude near a camera booing jurn

this show is long

actually the idea that jurn’s getting tryhard cause he’s afraid emil actually has a chance is pretty good

like, i’m pretty sure there is not a title change, but if there was it would be a good story

but jurn’ll probably hang out cause emil vs ilja wouldn’t be as interesting

ok you know emil uses the split legged moonsault because he knows he has nice thighs

*emil voice* greatest dutch ass of all time

...how long has emil has lips on his ass

though nobody should be surprised that he’d like lips on his ass i guess

????

what was the point of that if it wasn’t a skeevy way for emil to win?

IS IT MARIUS

LMAOOOOO what

but really still

tas just fucking dq him

see THAT was good shit; jurn juust being able to get his foot on the ropes

WHY DOES ONE GUY KEEP CHANTING C-DUB-C

...i kinda got burnt out during this show..:(

so of course i’m gonna watch shotgun in like two seconds

[cheeeld-blog]

L | Day6

Nora cooks when Mom and Dad are away. And it's disastrous. Good thing for Nemo is that he only has cereal for breakfast. eat a lot I'm one of the first few people to arrive at school. Even Weirdo isn't here yet. She's always there in some corner with her hugeass army of minions. I swear she even has some seniors under her wing. I wandered around the building for about half an hour till I found something interesting. The back door to the auditorium was left slightly open and I could hear music playing from the inside. I quietly slipped in and followed the tune to where it led. The backstage area would've been pitch black without the small beam of light seeping from one of the practice rooms. I peeked through the gap in the doorway. There were four guys, who seemed to be east-asian (not being racist) and probably a band, playing the instrumental to some song that sounded really familiar. I stood there behind the half closed door, listening, with my hands in my pockets, trying to figure out the name of the song, until one of them noticed me. "Oh hey there!" He waved. He had dyed blond hair, was skinny and tall as fuck, and a pair of Harry Potter glasses rested on the bridge of his nose. He looked an awful lot like chicken little. O.o "Hey. Sorry, uh-I didn't mean to interrupt your practice. I-Uh, I was just wandering around and I heard you guys play, so..." I stammered. "Oh no don't worry, it's alright. You can watch us if you want. Come in. Don't just stand there." He laughed warmly, and extended an arm as he introduced himself. "I'm Jae, the sweg senior." "Levi. Not so sweg junior." I shook his hand. "Guys introduce yourselves cmon!" "Will, nice to meet you." The guy with the keyboard waved. "Sungjin, but it's hard to pronounce so you can call me Bob." Bob was a weird name for a bassist. I looked over at the drummer. "That's Dave, he doesn't talk much. Okay no, he does talk a lot. But he needs time with new people." The Dave guy nodded and gave me a sheepish smile. "He is just scared that people will run away hearing his voice 'cause he sounds like a sixty year old vampire." Jae whispered. "Don't let his baby face fool you." I laughed. "Hey Dave, it's cool bro. I won't run away." Dave chuckled, and holy shit... I felt the sound reach my insides. It was so deep. My face must've given away my thoughts because I heard laughter in the background. "So Levi, huh? How come I've never seen you before? I know pretty much all the juniors.” Bob asked after they finally calmed down. "Oh I'm new, actually. Transferred after mid terms." “You know Carmen, right?” The Will guy asked. “Carmen?” "You don't know Carmen?! Are you serious? Everyone knows her. She's hard to not notice." The "Is she like Regina George or something?" I must've said something funny because they all burst into laughter. "Okay, uh, she must not be one then." I said quietly. “Dude, I'm assuming you've been here for – what? A month already? And you haven't had a SINGLE encounter with Carmen yet? How the FUCK is that possible?!” "Who is this Carmen, Seriously?" "That girl with dip dyed purple hair and radiates positivity and joy. She will say hi to EVERYONE. has an army of freshmen and sophomore minions. Bows 90 degree to greet all her seniors and calls us Sunbaenims. And no. She is the opposite of a Regina George." Wait. Are they talking about… Weirdo? "Wait. Do you mean Jo?" "Who's Jo?" "What she said her name was Jo! "Oh my god! Day6 is gonna perform today!" "Day6?" "Right. You don't know do you." Smh "Day6 is one of the school bands. They like Kpop too and three of their members are Korean. Jae and Brian are half korean. Wonpil, Dowoon and Sungjin, known as Will, Dave and Bob (don't judge. Sungjin likes the name Bob a lot for some reason). Are all korean. I'm the assistant president of their fan club and jae is my bro." "Jae...the chicken little dude?" "Yup. That's the one. He owns red the lobster hoodie. And Will is the guy with the Scottish pink sweater." "Oh them. Okay now i know. I've seen them practice a couple of times." ... "Annyeonghaseyo Dei siksuh ibnida. What's good it's day6. Sorry guys our beloved drummer boy Dave is currently sick and can't perform. We wanted to cancel the concert but dave insisted we go on and we have Jamie here, who's gonna play dave's part today." *cheers* *get well soon dave* "Of course we can't end our concert without a Kpop song. Any recommendations." *random shouts* they looked at each other and winked. Brian was oblivious. And jamie was red. Likks like they have something planned. *plays intro* OMG REALLY REALLY *suddenly stops at the chorus. Brian soon realized* "Uh guys?" *jamie stands up. comes to the front. Grabs mike. Looks at brian" "Nar chowahae, really really really" *crowd takes a moment to understand. Then squeals* Brian grins. Blushes. He takes the mic "nado chowa" *jae acts as eng subs* *crowd squeals* Brian kisses jamie ••••• Jo and I headed to mc

[moons-stalker]

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you and most importantly, have fun!

a- age: 19

b - biggest fear: be a failure in life

c - current time: 10:23pm

d - drink you last had: beer

e - every day starts with: cleaning my house and listening to my fav music

f - favorite song: difficult question but I would say The Truth from FTP, because of the lyrics 💜

g - ghosts, are they real: yes

h - hometown: araraquara, São paulo, Brazil

i - in love with: @uma-mocreia

j - jealous of: the birds

k - killed someone: in my mind always, jk

l - last time you cried: last friday I guess

m - middle name: Dória

n - number of siblings: 1

o - one wish: to have my own bike

p - person you last called/texted: texted a girl/ called my best friend

q - questions you’re always asked: Are you sure you are a lesbian? Did you get a job?

r - reasons to smile: music, my guitar, my friends and jake

s - song last sang: little bit by likke li

t - time you woke up: 9:30 am

u - underwear color: red

v - vacation destination: my new house

w - worst habit: being lazzy and a piece of shit with myself

x - x-rays you’ve had: none

y - your favorite food: any bob’s burguer

z - zodiac sign: Leo

Tagged by @uma-mocreia

tags: @sapatown @allhumanjustlikeyouman @bonboniver