#i like this one. shes kind of a poor lil meow meow

[thunderin-brainstorm]

the reason for the Lizalfos redesign was figuring out what i wanted a new OC to look like. everybody, meet Liz the Lizalfos. poor thing doesn't want to fight but her pleading face is shockingly ineffective. she is a nerd, a coward, and yes, another isekai'd rando!

my litmus test for entering critical fandom brainrot is when i come up with an isekai OC and i've hit the point of no return with Liz here

[danmei-confessions]

Gonna rant about the major problems I have with people in this fanom and thier piss poor reading comprehension:

People who argue wwx being morally grey totally missed the point of the entire book that was to do the right thing even when you don't get any kind of benefit out of it. Wwx only ever killed people who deserved it, while the antagonists killed and used people to thier advantage left and right. Jiang cheng did have power and capital (read the goddamn book it literally states ymj to be one of the strongest after sunshot campaign) and he chose not to do the right thing just to save his own self and his hatred against the wens, if you are gonna argue "oh but what was he supposed to do??" Wen Ning and wen Qing risked thier lives to save jc (they didn't have any more power either) they saved him knowing they are saving the enemy of their clan and found the bodies of his parents and Zidian, jc lead the seige and he is the ONE that betrayed wwx not the other way around. If this Fandom keeps missing these very obvious points of the novel just to uphold the fanon misinterpretations then I am indeed very disappointed. Mxtx herself says jc ISN'T the lil meow meow yall make him to be smh. Get reality glasses, see the novel for what it is. Mxtx says wwx and lwj are morally ideal ,not perfect, IDEAL. She says you should be like wwx in character and lwj in virtues. (This is not made up you can check her interviews)

I know jc stans are gonna be triggered but I don't gaf. It's the truth. Also don't even talk about consent of golden core transfer cuz wwx asked jc if he wanted a gc and jc agreed, he said he would do anything to get gc and wwx then sent him to the mountain also jc's life wasn't at risk for the transfer but wwx's was. As far as medical ethics are concerned the donor is allowed anonymity jc isn't entitled to know his name. Also jc repeatedly holds onto meaningless vengeance against wwx. Also jc is the one who projects his views onto wwx and No wwx is not the narrator of this novel.

I think the fandom lacks basic reading comprehension was clear when they didn't even understand that wwx isn't the narrator of the story must less an unreliable narrator.

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[actuallyitsstar]

oh my god tumblr is not a functional website and it ate my next two drafted asks so prepare to get tagged in textposts but @brambleberrycottage sent The Mentalist and/or Person of Interest for the fandom ask game:

✨ send me a fandom and i'll answer with the following!

for person of interest:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

↣ very tough choice but i am gonna have to go with shaw for this one. my second choice probably would be reese tho- but i have to go by what ao3 tags i filter the most 😭

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

↣ BEAR THE DOG.....OBVIOUSLY....... akjdhdjfhf but for real it is probably finch. finch rly is So Shaped to me. i do not want anything bad to happen to him Ever. Protect At All Costs

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

↣ FUSCO. FUSCO IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED FAVE. theres like 10 fics out there about my man fusco and ive reread all of them 100 times aldjfkfhjfgjgj this man just shows up to work every day and tries his best and he gets dragged into some of the craziest world-altering conspiracies known to man and for what ??? he just wants to come home to his son every day. but he cares about people and his friends and the world his son grows up IN, and thats why he sticks by the others no matter what he gets put thru. also he is just very funny and relatable at times akdhdjfhf

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

↣ harper!!! very much obscure but she has a cute lil arc that feels Meaningful and has such a fun energy and she has such an ~ outcome ~ (i will not spoil in case anyone who has not seen this show is thinking of seeing it) and tbh i want to learn everything about her

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

↣ elias. he is very problematic. very controversial. horrible villain crimelord etc etc. but isnt it interesting how this show plays with morality? how much nuance there is? how you slowly learn that finch is right- that there are no heroes or villains, just people doing the best they can??? elias is a terrible person that you would never want to meet in real life but hes MY terrible person you would never want to meet in real life.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

↣ this is reese hands down. sorry not sorry to the traumatized man but i do kind of enjoy you getting more traumatized

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

↣ i guess john greer ???? im not sorry, forget everything i said about nuance hes a villain akdhfdjkfhfj he is the worst im joking but if i have to pick anyone its him

for the mentalist:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

↣ its jane. of course its jane. what we have learned about me is i am always stanning traumatized over confident (often middle aged middle aged) men in problematic career paths with emotional issues 😭 its embarrassing how consistent i rly am tbh lmao. but HES SO INTERESTING. HES SO TRAGIC. HES SO MULTIFACETED. i could probably write 600 dissertations about him

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

↣ lisbon is my girl i love her so much i will not take any notes on this she is MY five foot nothing cop with anger management issues and i WOULD die for her. shes probably my height irl but she is !!!! small. i love her

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

↣ cho is so underrated !!!!! he is there from start to finish and he gets his own arcs and his own story and he's level-headed and in charge but he's not emotionless and he's not perfect, he's very good at what he does but he makes mistakes too and he's mature enough to own up to them. his realism and commitment is bracing and reliable and brings such a steady element to the show. couldnt do it without him!!

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

↣ she's really not even on screen for more than like 0.1 seconds of flashback but !!! ANGELA JANE. i know we don't get to know much in the way of cannonical characterization but i have read a lot of fics about her. i think the most influential has to be boy wonder, which is a wonderful how-angela-and-young-patrick-met fic unfortunately trapped on the horrible formatting of fanfiction dot net, but every time i think of angela i think of this fic and it very deeply informed my love for her character.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

↣ probably laroche. deeply weird man but he just wanted to go home to his little figurines and his fluffy dog. what more could he ask for. very creepy vibe but he did his job well and he came around in the end. i would love to know what sort of life made this man happen. i think about the iconic theater episode with him every day.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

↣ aaaaa once again its jane im so sorry sir i just find your trauma entertaining !!!!!

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

↣ probably bertram because i just think he was way scarier than the sherriff sorry sljfkfjfjg

[powerpolyculeshowdown]

Lime for the poll runners’ ask game?

Lime -> participant(s) you’re rooting for the most?

i don't want to sway the votes so i won't do any propaganda for them after the poll starts BUT it's Wu Zetian/Li Shimin/Gao Yizhi from Iron Widow i just love the way their relationship develops so much and as someone whos unable to actually pick up a book and focus on it, the fact that i read iron widow in 4 days is amazing im still proud of that as silly as it is

yknow what ill use this as an opportunity to ramble about them askdgakdjk spoilers ahead but ill try to keep the major stuff out

for context the book has pacific rim style mechas, but instead of being drift compatible or whatever its usually a male pilot and his concubine whose life force he usually drains in order to pilot the thing, but theres a LOT of propaganda that makes girls want to be concubines, or families might wanna send their daughters for the money. im simplifying it a LOT especially cause theres more info u only learn later on as zetian herself finds out but anyway

at the start of the book zetian and yizhi are besties who obviously have feelings for each other. zetian is poor while hes very rich so their friendship is kind of a secret and they meet in the woods which i think is cute, point is its p clear zetian tries to mantain a distance, not allowing herself to admit her feelings. for reasons i wont say zetian decided to become a concubine to one of the like bigger more badass guys even if she doesnt believe the propaganda and knows she might die, she only tells yizhi this the day before

he shows up at her house the next day begging her family to let him marry her?????? which is sweet because he wants to protect her but that isnt gonna work bestie sorry she's a woman w a mission

so anyway she goes to the concubine thing and shes surprisingly powerful "for a girl" which yeah thats a super common trope but shes so much more than just the strong protagonist. shes extremely powerful in every sense of the word imo and i love her so much and i wish the world hadnt been so cruel that she had to become so strong. but anyway the guy she wants to pilot w picks her. MAJOR SPOILER they have to pilot the mecha on day 1 cause they're under attack and uhhh she kills him lol lmao she drains her life force instead which supposedly is UNHEARD OF

so they cant just kill her off cause that'd look bad instead they send her to be the concubine of the strongest guy (all of his concubines die after 1 fight) and thats Li Shimin my beloved my little meow meow hes looked down on and kinda treated like an animal cause hes a criminal and the only reason he gets to be a pilot is his powerful qi. anyway shes forced to live w him and turns out hes just a lil guy. like hes very big and scary looking but hes just a tired man pls he needs a break. she fucking survived piloting w him which nobody expected. so now theres a lotta stuff going on i wont get into but some ppl arent happy w this duo cause they're both very powerful and not exactly happy to serve. and Shimin has a drink problem.

IN ENTERS GAO YIZHI hes back babey!!! and he decides to help shimin w his alcoholism. its funny cause when they first meet his crush on li shimin is so fucking obvious zetian is like "huh i always suspected he liked guys too" but li shimin is just pissed cause this is the guy who wants to make him stop drinking

theres like 1 moment of jealousy that i can remember when li shimin realizes zetian and yizhi have a thing going on but its settled very quickly and they all kiss.

back to the drift compatible thing: at one point in the final battle zetian and shimin need more power and yizhi literally lends them his qi (its extremely rare for a third person to help) and its beautiful and they are so in love and i cant wait for the sequel

idk if any of that is coherent i kinda stopped thinking and just typed sorry for rambling on ur ask im just very passionate about them i love them so much i love iron widow so much i love xiran jay zhao so much (the writer) (you might know them from the live action mulan analysis video that went viral back when that movie came out) (check out their yt channel)

[epickiya722]

Tbh fandoms hating women for things that they ignore in their poor lil meow meow men is why I like making female ocs who are kind of bad traumatized people who fuck up.

(Don't get me wrong I love my poor lil meow meow men I just also love my poor lil meow meow women)

Like oh here is my character (name) who is traumatized bc of her sibling's death and becomes self destructive through her search for revenge and acts like a flippant asshole to push everyone away but gradually learns to open up again

Perfect lil meow meow material, yet a lot of people would probably just call her a bitch

Also I enjoy making female characters who are villains and own it. Like oh, here's (other character name), she's here to be a bitch and set things on fire

Oooh, same!! Like, yeah, don't get me wrong I have my male faves, but I often take to the female characters a lot more. Especially, now.

When writing the first arc of "Shadows of Deckard", even though she wasn't in it for long, I enjoyed writing the main villain Nancy. She's evil and wanted to raise hell on earth, but ooh boy she was fun to write!

It got the point where I anticipate on a female character to do anything batshit insane so I can relish in it.

Like Miruko's fight against the Nomus? It's one of the most replayed parts in my watch list, damn it. I loved seeing her go crazy on those Nomus. Honestly, I enjoyed it a lot more than something like... Dabi's Dance which is the most infamous parts of season 6.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Dabi, I do. But I really only watch that part twice probably and anytime I do I chuckle because... that's not dancing... that's just twirling to me. I don't know, he just gives me the vibes of someone who think they can dance but cannot but you still hype them up because they got the spirit.

But I digress!!

Back to Miruko's episode, a part of me also wished the WHOLE episode was just her and Kaminari's moments was saved for an episode following that. I adore Kaminari, I do and I was happy he got his moment. But... I really just wanted a Miruko episode.

Another example!!

Moving to movies, you know who is my favorite Ghostface right now? SPOILERS AHEAD!!

Fucking Amber Freeman in Scream 5. Oh, she delivered!!! Loved seeing her get all crazy like that. Killer she was but damn I loved it!

[wordsofapanda]

I’m devastated. I’ve been letting my cat roam freely with supervision but I found out she hurt herself. While getting ready to go to bed, I looked at her ears and found blood. My poor lil cat has the tiniest amount of blood on her ear. I managed to clean the wound a bit with saline spray and my dad helped hold her down. Every time I touched the base of her ear, she made a sad meow and tried to run. I didn’t touch it much so I wouldn’t hurt her but enough to kind of clean it a bit. The stupid wound spray is still stuck on Amazon limbo. She’s been loving going outside and meowing like the whiniest baby to be let free but now she’s on lockdown again. I think she scraped her ear on a rose bush because I saw her trekking through one of our dead ones. Or she accidentally rolled on something sharp or bunny kicked her ears while we played. She’s my little baby and I’m devastated that she hurt herself. Overall, she’s great. She DEFINITELY has her appetite and energy to play but her ear is just sad since it’s in such a delicate spot. *drops down on knees* MY BAAAABYYYY

[mmmmducks]

Ducktales for the ask fandom thing

Blorbo- a surprise to no one, Louie. Lives in my head rent free. Huey and Dewey are a close second but Louie takes the crown. I think he’s a little more complex than the other two. He’s the schemer, the charisma, the negotiator. He feeds his self-serving side more and lays around. And, of course, I see myself in him. I see myself in all three of them. But again, because I see him as more complex, he wins my favoritism.

Scrunkly- okay not to put the same character twice but it’s still Louie. Now Louie is not baby in the sense that he “can do no wrong”. Obviously he can, as we have seen. This comes back to complexity I keep talking about. Louie is quite literally baby. He’s the youngest brother and possibly the youngest member of the Duck family, excluding May and June which are kinda a weird situation. So being the youngest, he exhibits a lot of behaviors associated with the youngest. He’s emotional, he scares easily, he wants to be spoiled. It reminds you that, as confident and calculated as he may seem, he’s still a kid. A fragile one in that.

Scrimblo Bimblo- Lou- I’m just kidding. I’m not sure if he’s underrated, but Lil’ Bulb. Dude does a lot! He’s also fiercely protective of Gyro and gets mad whenever Gyro’s insulted. Like it’s in his programming to think of Gyro as his father, which also reflects on Gyro. I’m not sure if this is in Lil’ Bulb’s programming, but Gyro refers to Boyd as Lil’ Bulb’s brother. Therefore I think Lil’ Bulb thinks of Boyd as a brother :)

Glup Shitto- the employees of Glomgold from Escape To/From Atlantis! They were so great. Gabby McStabberson was raised by warrior monks who spoke only the language of the blade? How cool is that? Also she listened to Donald rambling about his family and answered his question about her family. Hack and Slash Smashnikov had the great quote of “But I thought employees were greatest treasure of all”. 10/10 characters we never saw again.

Poor Little Meow Meow- I would say Magica. I like her chaotic attitude. Very Bill-Cipher-esque. However, I will never forgive her for her treatment of Lena. I consider it abuse. Lena didn’t deserve any of it.

Horse Plinko- Louie. I’m sorry- IM SORRY. Depending on who you are as a person, you either know, or you’re completely baffled. I’m one of those people who say “Look a character I absolutely love! How can I torment them physically and emotionally?”. Especially with a character you relate to, it’s really easy to project yourself on to them. Louie also has many wounds that aren’t really explored in the show. At least, not fully addressed. For example, personally, I don’t think he’s really lazy. He puts a lot of work into things he thinks are important, Louie inc., Finding Scrooge’s Dime. I think he prefers to do nothing because he thinks he’s bad a everything, so what’s the point? It makes sense why when he finally finds something he’s good at, he clings on to it for dear life. Without it, he has no purpose. He’s not good at adventuring, which sucks when you’re part of a family of adventurers. He doesn’t belong. Despite portraying himself as confident, he isn’t. He’s just acting, and god we all know he can be convincing. In episodes like The Most Dangerous Game…Night!, Louie’s Eleven!, and Glomtales!, we see this facade crack. We see just how desperate to prove himself and how unsure of himself he can be.

Ebby Deeby- I’ve been going back and forth between Lunarius because THE AUDACITY and Doofus Drake because Doofus Drake. I think Doofus Drake wins. It could be the fact he’s my comfort character’s enemy, but I think what bothers me the most is the fact that he deliberately goes out of his way to make people uncomfortable. Like Lunarius backstabbed Della and targeted her family, but he didn’t SNIFF HER FEATHERS, WHISPER IN HER EAR, AND LICK HER FACE. That is a different kind of evil that resides at the very bottom of hell.

[muffindaddystyles]

SERENDIPITY.

(n), beautiful accidents turning out in beautiful journeys.

Nothing to explain, just Vampire!harry.

Smut, Smut and Smut.

Masterlist , Let's talk about more vampire H!

Author's Note: This's me just testing waters with my fantasy writing skills. It got deleted at first and I had to write everything again with fat sad tears. Tried my best hope ya'll like it. Reblogs are always appreciated and I kinda deserve it for this one *sheepishly*

She ignores whatever he's saying craving the overwhelming feel of stars and flowers when he bites her, "Can you bite me, please?" He startles at that brows skyrocketing.

Giddiness stirring in his stomach and how bad he feels to brush her off, he has to do it for her sake. "Now, that's not an escape ye' should seek fo' right?" He gives her a stern look when she whines throwing her head back.

Or

Y/N interrupts Harry amidst his meal and ends up him clinging to her.

Kittens. One hell of the beasty creatures they're. You'd give them your heart but they'll prefer their two hours sleep over it. Such type of beasty wee landed Y/N into such situation. She's been searching for Meowsie her cat for fifteen minutes now when she heard a feeble cry of an animal. The tall trees with it's roots snatching at soil - the moon at it's peek. Gasping she crouches down for the rescue of a deer with it's fur wrenched in blood. 

When she does so her eyes struck at the sleekness of a pair of loafers stubbing yellow leaves under it. A groan of annoyance whirling in air and gulping she rakes her eyes to find a tall, swiney man staring down at her in offence like she disturbed him. 

He's gorgeous. Features that of greek sculpture with silk kissing it, eyes –well she can't figure them out in her fear. "Who're ye'!?" He snarls and she toppled back on her bum with a squeak, "Aish. should be asking you the same." She shuts her eyelids. He thinks she's very stupid for leisuring in an abnomished forest at this hour of night when every creature's ready to strangle her alive. 

"Who're you?" She emphasizes each word grabbing the broken branch and pointing it towards him mustering some courage not letting her brave cascade waver. 

His first instinct was to say that he's vegan. But, why should he when he's not. He doesn't like lying. 

He steps from under the shadows of trees rims glimmering under the beautiful moonlight, "Could be anythin' ye'r little brain's been thinkin' of." He smirks towering her and scrambles back. Her facial expressions blown out more from the fright he's causing. 

Poor little thing. 

Before, he could fill in her curiosity his prey escapes into darkness gaining his attention. He growls throwing his head at his shoulders — Harry isn't that of tantrum throwing person (a practice of one hundred year has taught him that bitterness brings you nothing) but he's been devastatingly hungry and the feeding clubs grossed him out. 

The smell of grinding bodies, sweat and the combination of different human's blood makes him sick to core rubbing his appetite away. He's bored of them. 

Her sweet glazing auroma calls him to trap her and take a succulent bite out of her but before that she benefited the opportunity running away from him exiting the dark forest only to find Meowsie snuggling inside her bed. 

"You batty creature!" She huffs, "No wonder I'd be found – dead one day because of you." 

With whoever; she bumped in the forest wasn't human at all Y/N thinks. 

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She's been fighting her sweet tooth for so long but it's not helping her. She muttered a fuck it before lecturing Meowsie, "No sneaking." When Meowsie meowed bobbing her head she cheered, "Good baby." Like a proud momma. 

It was success. Reaching the nearest store and buying the oreo yogurt to savour it immediately. When she strolled outside gloomy vibe hit her causing her nerves to shudder winter chillness freezing her toes.

The cup hits the pavement and she emits a loud scream as a brutal force rams her in a brick wall. 

A groan of pain rumbling in her chest and she shuts her eyes as a shadowy demon creeps up her calves agonisingly trying to pop her in two. 

Counting on her death when it screeches in horrifying noises being ripped into bits and pieces mercilessly. When she squints her eyes open she finds the mossy jade eyes peering down at her more pissed than he was in the forest, "do ya humans don't sleep at night? Or are ye' a mouse that steals good-ys at night?" He traps her head with his hands on either side of wall and she grumbles at his insult of calling her human. But isn't it what she is? A human? 

"I -- don't be mean." She pouts hissing at the dull ache in her legs and he sighs voice getting gentler, "Can ye' walk?" When she nods he scoffs with a thick accent lips quirking and nose scrunching. He wanted to leave her at it but the scared look on her tightened his chest and he felt his responsibility to walk her home safe and invest if she got hurt. 

"No you can't!" He winds his arms around her encouraging her to put all of her weight on his side as he walks her. "Who're you. And how did ya do that?" She asks with a timid voice. He doesn't want to scare her away but the truth's he's been keeping an eye on her for days. Muttering a curse to himself whenever she'd have her nightly visits without a care for herself. Silly human. 

"Harry." He replies without a care and if it wouldn't be for the pain she's feeling she'd have never let him inside her home. "I can't even eat my yogurt in peace 'cos of you Harry." She reproaches as he sits her on sofa taking her ankles and putting them over his knees. 

[That's how I felt when you interrupted my meal you little pesty thing he wanted to mutter but held back.] 

Taking out the potion Nana gave him that heals painful scars. 

"It'll hurt a bit little mouse." He murmurs pulling out the cork of bubble shaped bottle she flinches, "Don't call me that!" Staring at the way her ripened gnashes disappears in beautiful spirals. "Then stop acting like a coward-y mouse." He stands up looking down at her slumpy with sleep. He shushed her, "'s okay. . ." with each dab feeling sorry for exposing her to his world and now the demon who was manifested without a precise spell thought they're co-related kept lingering around her and well he couldn't leave such an innocent girl to be harmed by evils.

"Not gonna tuck ye' in bed, now." He stands up chin doubling raising his hands in defence albeit he's privy for such actions. Too domestically affectionate for him. 

"Please." She doesn't want to be here on uncomfortable sofa and wants to snuggle inside her blankets. "Fine." He rolls his eyes not giving heed to the angelic details of her home for that it'll create a soft spot in his heart for her. 

His body swimming in her scent once stepping inside her room and he tucks her under quilts grabbing Meowsie akwardly and putting her beside Y/N so she could cuddle with her. He stares her for time and Y/N doesn't hear door shutting and he's out of her bleary vision in a tick 

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White swarms over the crimson in hues with yummy smell spreading everywhere along with the waves of Y/N melodic hum. Meowsie tries to rip the muffin batter and Y/N smacks her paw away ending up having a standoff stare competition with her in the kitchen. 

She literally heard her saying mean mommy. 

Y/N thoughts are all over the place. All she could think of is his's stupid beautiful face and they way his gentle touch made her feel floffy from muscles. He shouldn't pesk her like that. The white chocolate chip pops and she was about to see if they were done when a rasp crawled in her ear making her jump and causing the pyrx bowl to hit the oak counter, "Been thinkin' of meh, lil mouse?" 

"What the fuck. Harry!" She spins sending him into fits of laughter with squeaky scream.

"Not funny. Don't you guys not go somewhere unless invited?" She gasps putting her hand atop her heart and Harry's eyes follows her commotion, "'course we do. Got some manners 'n shite." He scoffs with cupid bow quirked up and nose scrunched. 

"Then where are your manners now?" He smirks at that leaning at her level, "You manifested me s' hard it broke rules." Heat splashes on her cheeks and she notices the intricate details of his features finding them dull and sick than his prior glow. She gasps in shock taking his hands leading him to sofa and sitting him with a push to his shoulders. 

"God. You look terrible what happened?" He gives out a smile at her care throwing his head into headboard cushions, as she scrambles back to kitchen to take out muffins from oven she asks worriedly proper concerned for his health, "Would you like something?" 

A warm mug of delicious bubbling blood thank you very much.

He wanted to mutter but his throat went dry from the headache making him all dizzy. He's been death starving for days now cause his appetite seems to vanish and tongue wouldn't accept any kind of blood since the day he smelled the gush of crimson running inside her veins. 

"Can I bite you?" He regrets the moment it slipped from his tongue. Y/N doesn't seem to mind instead mulls about it for a moment putting two warm hot cocoa milk and red velvet muffins on the lil coffee table. 

"Will it keep you alive?" When Harry closed his eyes in gentle affirmation she cranes her neck to side like she has seen in many movies. "Okay. Go then." He smiles weakly taking her fingers ever so tenderly in his hold and ushering her in his lap. 

"If you wouldn't mind — it'll be more comfortable like this. ." She just nods knees bended on either side of his thighs and his mouth waters at her appetizing sweet smell. He rakes his nose along the curve of her neck swearing that she's made of puddle of how soft her skin's. His senses wrecking havoc as his fangs glistens at the surface grazing against the barrier of her sensitive spot. 

"Aa-a!" She cries out and He pulls her back anxiously brows kinking, "Didn't even bit yet." 

"Surprised is all." She confesses shyly and Harry shakes his head with a silly smile letting her fist the hem of his shirt tight as he wrapped his arm around her waist smushing her closer to him and keeping her head in one place stopping her from squirming..

"Ticklish baby mouse ye're." Saying this he pushes his fangs into her flesh and she created a mousey noise head lulling. He gives out a moan-y growl at the taste of first droplet hitting his tongue. He doesn't think he could stop from now on. She tastes like the nectar birds of heaven could feed on. 

His body coming to life. Inners feeling fresh as ever again. 

She feels float-y. Like taking a nap over clouds and letting the zephyr cocoon her and she stuffs her face in the crook of his neck breathing him happily with a loopy smile.

This's oddly satisfying and calming. He wants to take care of her. She's a beacon he always wants to keep protected from the storm. He gasps feeling himself nourished all over again after days of starvation. Lapping at the shiny drops of what's left making her giggle and he could easily recognize that smell. Of her arousal. 

She's all worked up in his embrace snuggling closer to him. He has been in this position with many people before but once they serve his purpose they'd been walked away to take care of.

"Don't go lost on me little mouse y'need to eat somethin'." He settles her over his thigh taking the mug and muffins. 

Tearing it in two and bringing it to her mouth as she lays her head against his shoulder. He sighs happily feeling full as she nibbled slowly, "Thank you." He wipes the crumbs from the corner of her lips feeling the petalness of them and wondering what he shouldn't be wondering at all. "'S okay." She quips with cracky voice making Harry chuckle and sipping onto his own warm milk.

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Harry didn't know a human could attract him like a magnet to metal. She manifested him once and now he's always at her cosy home, he likes the radiance of sunshine that promises from her presence. They watch movies till the clock doesn't strike six in the morning, have secret rendezvous hidden from the eye of normal people at the places Y/N has never been, he has his weekly bites from her and in return brings her every Oscar Wilde's books from his shelf. 

Biting her's the most pleasing yet excruciating part because the way she melts like a honey over him like she depends on him and the sweet smell of her wetness that billows in the room makes Harry gripe at her sides, sometimes drinking more than her petite body could handle. He feels awful after that. 

Cuddles her to sleep and makes the walnut pie he learned from his Nana which apparently is a witch (she isn't actually his grandma — he has long forgotten about his real family). 

Harry took her to the vampires museum and when her marshmallow lips baubled in astonishment at the wings of Angels displaying on the burgundy wall. He kept his arms wrapped around her waist the whole time eyeing anyone that would look towards her weirdly (humans aren't allowed at vampire premises, but who dares to point a finger at Harry? No one.) One of the reasons he hugged her in a smushing coddling suffocating way to lather his scent all over her leaving her flustered and confused. Y/N has finally met someone that shares the same sleeping schedule as her insomniac ass. "We better leave before they hang me angel here too." His breath was hot against her neck running shivers down her spine. 

His words carrying amiability and seductivity causing Y/N to gape at him. Did he just call her his Angel? He definitely did. Annoying leech that's fucking up with Y/N's emotions. 

They didn't talk about it at all after that. 

Harry did with Nana. Freaking out to her how his emotions are always spiraling for her. That he wants her all to himself. Wants to feel her in ways that's beyond just the touch. Nana just laughed it off and made him eat his coconut pie. He almost choked on his bite. Adam apple bobbing in pain when she cleared to him – that; The they indeed have bonded to eachother. 

Her blood runs inside him. His marks are on the most precious spot of her body. Where lovers claim their affection — how could he not feel like that towards her? She's sure that Y/N also feels the same for Harry. 

Harry was getting done with some cluster of work when a stab of pain invaded his whole body prickling uncomfortably against his skin. Something's up. He could feel in his bones that his little mouse's not okay. When he goes her home he's met by pure silence making him more anxious than he already is.

He picks Meowsie from the floor rubbing her crown as he steps inside her bedroom. She's layered under many fold blankets in her bed shrinked into a pea and her head perks up when Harry's voice reaches her, "Angel. . ." She throws everything aside tackling him to mattress making him squeak.

He smiles petting her hair as she purrs against his chest fisting the hem of his shirt tightly. "One of those days?" He asks genuinely not stopping his gentle action and she bobs her head  vigorously bottom lip wobbling, "Oh my little mouse – c'mere what happened?" His gaze flitting between her's as he cups her cheeks squishing them adorably. 

She ignores whatever he's saying craving the overwhelming feel of stars and flowers when he bites her, "Can you bite me, please?" He startles at that brows skyrocketing.

Giddiness stirring in his stomach and how bad he feels to brush her off, he has to do it for her sake. "Now, that's not an escape ye' should seek fo' right?" He gives her a stern look when she whines throwing her head back, "Then can I bite you?" She just wants to distract herself from the unbearable headche of her history course. 

He chuckles breathily at that sighing because could he say no to her? No. He smiles down at her dimples denting in his cheeks, "Kay. Go then." She stuffs her face in the dip of his neck sniffing the marbled beach fragrance of him that of summers I'm December's cosiness. Her teeth grazing at the curve of his pale skin and Harry closes his eyes in anticipation. He feels intimidated by this little human being like no other. His little human.

Her teeth grazing against his cold skin and Harry almost whined letting a moan slip his eyes rolling back into his sockets as she bites him. His hands on her ass twitching to grope at the flesh when his cock stirred with her heat leaking against it. She creates sweet filthy noises succling the mark and "Enough." Harry cleared his throat and the haze in his head bounding her wrists between them pulling pulling her away looking at her sternly when she whines. 

"Baby. . talk to me." He caresses her cheek with his knuckles but she ignores his words floating in her all headspace staring the mark she created. Tracing the beautiful hue of love bite with her fingers, "How did it feel?" Harry's eyes flutter with charming smile as he kissed the hand which's not busy memorizing him. 

"Like a lil mouse ticklin'" She leans at that kissing her work of art, giving wet little sweet kisses up his jaw palms running down his midriff as she whispered. 

"This?" Her hips stuttering with his swell sitting delicious between her panty clad pussy lips, she peers up at him from her under her lashes as her lips rested against the corner of his pillowy full mouth. 

"And this?" Test of his patience. "Like I've never felt before." Saying. He smudges his lips against her's in a succulent, sweet and affectionate kiss. Lapping tenderly with his pink wet tongue at her mouth to deepen the kiss squishing her cheeks in the process. Swallowing her whimpers and whines down his throat like she's most precious. She humps his bulging cock with erotic swivels of her hips and Harry griped at her sides to leave blue blemishes in some hours.

He closes his eyes still smiling foolishly resting his temple against her's – noses doing eskimo kisses. 

"Can we talk now, what's disturbing my angel?" He tucks her hair back kissing her forehead and she bobs her head embarrassed at her tantrums. "It's silly. 'M gonna fail my history exam." His eyes twinkle, "Just havocin' your brain for this?" 

"No worries. I gotcha."

. . .

This's how they ended up like this surrounded by notes and papers. Harry complaining with an unbelievable scuff, "What do they teach ye' kids now days? That didn't happen at all in history." Still ending up helping her with learning which ended up him giving her his slender fingers fucking her with them to let her work for her reward.

"No pet. Wrong answer." He tutted eyes still on the quiz card and it's the sight for sore eyes. She cramps her thighs around his wrist and he curled his fingers rubbing her walls in return as a warning, "Come on lil mouse ye' right there." He leans from the edge of his chair to snatch a chaste kiss from her parted ones.

"189-5?" She mewls not sure of her answer and Harry again pressed his lips against her's murmuring against them driving a third finger inside her and rubbing her clit in circles with his thumb, "such an intelligent girl. doin' s' good fo' me – wanna cum?" He bites at her earlobe gripping the quiz cards tightly.

"Yes. Please‐" He cuts her off taking his digits out making her whine and squirm loudly. Sage coloured panties clearly drenched in her slickness as Harry licks her sweet juices like a hungry kitten from his fingers wrapping his magenta lips till his knuckles — if it's a lollipop humming around them vulgarly.

"Harry No!" She huffs making grabby hands at him and he squeezes her bossom thigh to push her down, "Harry yes. Now -- tell me babe where Buddhism originated from?" He wets the pad of his thumb nonchalantly eyeing her playfully and Y/N just wants to kiss that pink pretty tongue as he turned the page around.

She grabs his hand moving them closer to her swollen pussy head falling at his mere graze, "Please." He gives love nibbles at her cheek flickering her clit to tease her.

"What baby?" He murmurs gliding them up and down her slit causing her to rock her pelvis against his touch his freezing fingers adding upto sensation. "Want your fingers." She gasped breathily because before her request Harry was stuffing her back with his fingers massaging the sweet shell of her g-spot.

Her tummy coiling with pleasure and she threw her arms around his neck parted lips pressing against his throat, "Last quiz and then ye' can come all over me fingers." He tells her pinching her thighs. His cock weeping in his pants. The world around them deafening to glitter noises and Harry puts his chin atop her shoulder raising the card infront of her shoulder as she thrashed in his arms.

It was for his last criss-cross of swipe when she gushed all over him with noises that stroked Harry's ego and this time he gave her a hickey coaxing her orgasm from her high, "Hmh. S' warm I could stay inside ye' forever." A sugary smooching voice echoes in room when he kissed the spot between her ear and neck.

Y/N thinks Harry has successfully made a nest in her heart.

. . .

They were flopped over quilts in her bed moon glowing happily in love with them together and Y/N turned in his arms admiring each glimmer of his skin with an awestruck puppy eyes, "You're such an Angel. . .so pretty." He chuckles softly bringing her closer to her chest to hear her heartbeats.

"People think otherwise my mouse." He gives out a 'oof' sound giggling when she climbed up his torso heels of palms pressing against his pecks. "You're for me resting in the depths of ye'r skin — that went through love and sorrows, nourishment and pains until god decided you were meant to be mine. . ." She sucks in a breath cupping his beautiful face to lull it side to side. Harry could bite her whole made of petals and honeycomb she is. He stares her zoning out for a moment.

"Sorry. But seeing ye' with my bites makes me s' hard. . ." He whispers. "Bite me again then." She nuzzles in the crook of his neck pressing her wet crotch down against his hard dick pressing against his zipper.

"So polite and carin'." He grins smacking kisses against the thin skin of her shoulder reaching the mark that's still pudgy and purple. She moans getting him out with shaky fingers and kissing him heatedly in full vigour making slick filthy noises. He slaps her bottom ripping her panties to throw them carefully rubbing his weeping blushed head in between her clenching pussy lips to smudge their arousals.

Whimpers of bliss whirling in air when he slipped inside her slick cunt filling her to brim his balls pressed against her bum, "Fuck. Just how I imagined — tight 'n snug. I love ye'r cunt baby." He gritted grinding his pelvis against her's in slow teasing motion hitting one spot continuously.

"Feels good. . ." She cries softly thighs quivering by his sides and he wrapped his hand around the nape of her to bring her down for another passionate kiss, "Would ye' bond to meh? Huh - lemme cum inside ye'r pretty pussy? Make it mine?" He mumbled wet-ly against her lips sucking her lower one to make it all plump and pinkish.

"Make me yours." She gives out a squeaky whimperish moan when at her words he licked his mark biting it. Her walls creamping around his cock to feel each, ridge and thick vein and she turned a loopy butterfly in his arms.

"Ye' can't cum unless I give ye' permission and I've had plenty to drink. . ." He growls grabbing her jaw eyes turning oyrx and she wipes her own blood from his mouth to press her thumb against his tongue letting him suck. Now, she doesn't have one mark only it's plenty that of flowers scattered on canvas.

He stretches his legs wide toes curling holding her down from her hips to fuck into her with rough mind forging thrusts, "Yes!" Y/N whispers with hoarse throat that she hasn't spoken from months.

"Cum fo' me. Over me cock baby wants to feel ye' Angel." He moans fondling her breasts in his large calloused palms smauching kisses at very skin he could find to shower his love to. Y/N comes a wave of shiver running from her soles to head as she just created noises straight out of porn.

Her creaming around him. Warm and slick cum dribbling down his balls didn't last Harry too. He came inside her in thick spurts of ribbons leaving blueprints at her arse.

They remained like this for some moments. Cacooned into eachother breathing eachother Harry memorizing her to memorize the memory he could never forget and caresses her cheek with the back of his hand.

He lays her on bed gently slipping out of her shushing her with pecks on mouth when she whined from sensitivity, "Gonna take care of ye' little mouse." He bends her knees kissing them stroking the insides of her shivering thighs to calm her down taking his discarded boxer from side.

"Want you to squeeze baby -— I came alot." She does as he said and he cleans her with his clothe showering her in kisses and praises.

Running a steamy bath with essential lavender and rose oils and bathe salts. Resting her between his legs to feel her skin everytime against his skin.

"I love you. Gonna keep ye' forever." He whispers in the silence of night and she smiled with fuzzy heart. Feeling good and fluttery. "I love you too."

Shrugging she retorts playfully, "I'd be all old and wrinkly but you'd be still this gorgeous now that's unfairrrrr." He just laughs at her cuteness creating obnoxious kissing noises while kissing her face.

"Gross." She mutters bashfully eyeing him and he fake offends tickling her sides causing the water splash from rims, "Wasn't gross when I was fucking your brains out—" She tries to smack him in between laughters.

"Heyyyy."

[layzeal]

fandom ask thing-

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but if you're not up for that then of course I'd love to hear your modao choices

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fandom ask thingy, Nohr Woods edition, let's gooo

SEND ME A FANDOM AND I’LL TELL YOU MY:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Sachiko my beloved <3333 the first actual OC i've made back in 2012! she was originally a Bleach OC until her backstory and became so big i just kept creating more OCs to fit it until i realized it was best to just create my own original story, which is what this all is about SDJSDFLK honestly i could talk so much about her but i’ll let the memes speak for themselves (don’t ask her how she bleaches her hair 1810s iceland, she won’t tell you)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

i like to describe hugo as “what would happen if a pirate had a baby with an angel”, and i’m really proud of his character design!! he’s this neutral good character who will put his loved ones above all else, Especially if it means disrespecting authority that is just plainly wrong. farm boy, scholar, demon hunter, all of the above and also neither, you know how it goes (top right drawing by my amazing friend @/yasmeensh)!!

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Maaza!! folk healer, seiðr, divine mouthpiece. she’s a sheltered and naive sweetheart who wants to learn better how to help and heal people, but turns out she has an even greater cosmic role. ironically, even the cosmic forces of nature just kinda want to protect this lil ray of sunshine

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

how’s that face? punchable isn’t it? don’t you just wanna hit it with a rock? he’s actually pretty great, but his personality is so annoying and he does.... Things that are not great to achieve his goals, but he has a great heart underneath it all and is incredibly loyal

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Magnor!! as you can tell he has a bit of a father/daughter relationship with Sachi and it’s great, though he’s not particularly a good person, nor was he good for her, but he's gone through the mortifying ordeal of caring about your ward. definitely would be a controversial character if NW was like. a thing

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

i don’t have any art of him, but Eirik is So easy to torment. he’s a nasty Earl’s disgraced and disowned son and has No idea he’s in some sort of dark fantasy setting. here he is being bullied by 13 year olds

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

considering superhell is kind of real in NW and a couple characters do Go there, the character who deserves the most to go to superhell probably Shouldn’t go otherwise disaster would happen so. Um.... let’s not

EXTRA: if you’ve seen my twitter icon, this is the original, also by yasmeensh!! they’re Cute

[chasingfictions]

for the character ask: spike

My favorite thing about them

idk im just not that big of a fan :))))) i think he's overrrated :))))))))

ok no what i love MOST is that his entire worldview is shaped by love and devotion and he is such a good person actually and my SPECIAL BOY and also ROLE MODEL and the way he is a poor little meow meow and also how he's a dad boygirl girlboyfriend babydoll <3333 and a teenage girl <333333 but mostly how he breaks the narrative bc he is so full of love i think that's sexy and gay

My least favorite thing about them

ksdfjsldf well idk u guys he's really problematic.... like he KILLS people that's fucked up :((((

also ok no my least favorite thing about him is they stopped letting him paint his nails in s6 - s7 probably bc the makeup department were cowards who thought it would be too gay for buffy's boyfriend 2 have painted nails and to that i say... grow up

also the way it goes btvs costume department > btvs hair department > btvs makeup department im not taking critiques

My favorite canon relationship

idk my bff jill....

(RATHER BE FIGHTING YOU ANYWAY, MUTUAL, IM TALKING ABOUT YOUR EX PET, IM TALKING ABOUT PUTTING HIM IN THE BLOODY GROUND, I CANT FOOL MYSELF OR SPIKE FOR SOME REASON, XANDER SPIKE IS GONNA BE MY HUSBAND I WANT HIM INCLUDED, I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH I KNOW, SAY IT'S TRUE SAY I DO WANT TO, BUFFY SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME THE WAY I FEEL I LOVE— DONT SAY IT, WHAT YOU DID FOR ME AND DAWN THAT WAS REAL, COME IN SPIKE, I KNOW THAT IM A MONSTER BUT YOU TREAT ME LIKE A MAN, YOUR HANDS ARE HURT SO ARE YOURS, COME WITH A NICE LEATHER COLLAR DOES IT, STAY AWAY FROM RANDY, POOR SPIKEY CANT BE A HUMAN CANT BE A VAMPIRE, IF YOURE WILDLY CURIOUS YEAH IT HURTS, DIDNT TAKE LONG DID IT, MAKE ME WHAT I WAS SO BUFFY CAN GET WHAT SHE DESERVES, YOUR SOUL YOU GOT YOUR SOUL BACK WHY, SHAME ON YOU BUFFY WHY DOES A MAN DO WHAT HE MUSNT FOR HER TO BE HERS TO BE THE KIND OF MAN WHO WOULD NEVER TO BE A KIND OF MAN, IT'S NOT CODDLING NOW GET IN YOUR CLOSET, I FEEL FOR HIM, SPIKE LISTEN TO ME THIS IS IMPORTANT ARE YOU OKAY, I BELIEVE IN YOU SPIKE, SHE BELIEVES IN ME, SPIKE'S RUNNING OUT OF TIME, IT WAS MORE..... COMFY, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE YOURE A HELL OF A WOMAN YOURE THE ONE BUFFY, I LOVE YOU)

or something idk....

My favorite non-canon relationship

babe all spike ships are canon baby boy cant stop Interacting....

The sexuality I headcanon for them

bi spike rights

What I’d do if I could spend the day with them

put him in a lil jar and shake it :))))) also write and eat snacks :)))

Random fact about them I like

the fact that spike canonically has a cousin.... like a blood cousin... who is alive as of the year 2000...... MWAH ... INSANE

[havethetouch]

I remembered another epic spider encounter and this one was a doozy. See, I was catsitting for my best friend while she and her partner were on vacation and I lived there for four days but this happened of course on the first night there:

I had the window open and this is like.. flat under the roof so the cold night air was welcome bc it was summer and of course during daytime the flat had heated up so.. anyway. I see movement out of the corner of my eye and what do you know. A big black cellar type spider tarantula maybe thing; okay it was hard for me to tell because this thing was the mother of all spiders in spirit she scared the bejeezus out of me because she was at the wall over my head for one and second huge. And when I say huge I do not mean "yeah it was huuuge" but actually a lil thing no this one was massive and with her legs stretched out almost the diameter of my palm. This thing was so huge I could see the light reflect from her eyes from where I was suddenly a bit paralyzed on the couch right beneath her. She was so huge I was sure she could actually see and perceive me. She was so huge that I was certain she would fight back if I mess up the trapping.

Now.. I had two problems:

There are two very curious and excited cats in this flat and if they notice the spider they will try to jump her and like I said, the spider was huge so the chance of her maybe getting the babies in their eyes with her fangs was a possibility.

for some ungodly reason all the glasses in this household were slim and therefore not big enough to trap the spider without risking her getting away if I am not fast enough or her getting her legs squished and neither was something I wanted.

So I had a bit of a deadline here and my heartbeat was already elevated and went through the storage closet for something big enough to trap this lady. I found a lil plastic bucked in the end (one of those they sell yoghurt in so, wide enough circle to trap spider. Yes. Spider was still on the wall and cats had just noticed her so I had a narrow window here but I made it work.

I trapped her, hollered in triumph and ran outside the flat to let her loose before she starts jumping me or something I swear she was not happy with me and I get it okay but also oh lord it was such a huge spider too big for my sensibilities okay, like if I look at a spider and have the feeling she can look back at me it just is too much for me.

Anyway. You'd think that was the end of the story.

Nah, the spider got me in the end just not how you would expect it.

See, the thing about the flat of my best friend is, that the door closes automatically behind you. And since it was my first night there I forgot all about that because I was focused on getting the spider out of the flat. So... The door is closed. It is, by the way, 2am in the morning. The key is inside and you cannot open this door without one. I am barefeet and half dressed. The only thing I have on me is the bucket and a piece of paper. & I am keenly aware that the big spider is still roaming close somewhere. The cats inside meow very confused and this is the point where I am starting to freak out a little.

Now, my saving grace in this mess was that the sister of my best friends partner lives in the same apartment complex, she was the one who gave me the key to the flat. However. I am so distraught I forgot which number she lived at exactly. Thankfully it was a 50/50 thing because I remembered two numbers that might be her. But I am not sure. And of course I picked the wrong door at first, ringing some poor woman out of bed who probably thought I was a little crazy because I got so worked up about being locked outside and the cats being inside and all that jazz and the adrenaline from the huge spider still in my system and I probably spoke too fast for her sleepy brain but she was very kind and chill about it and told me I can knock again if I do not find the sister and then she can call a locksmith for me from her phone.

But yeah still the night was young and I was already mortified to have rung a random woman awake and now I had to do it again but to the sister and thankfully second time was the charm, found her. However, she had no second key. She is also very sleepy and overwhelmed by my nervous energy but I got to sit on her carpet in the hallway and pet her cocker spaniel while she tried to think of something I mean I told her to call a locksmith but she was like "nahhh gimmie a second" and like okay whatever I just woke you up take your time I feel bad enough about that already so. And then she proceeds to call her brother (my bffs partner) and I wonder why she even does that bc they are in greece and asleep so like what is he supposed to do anyway? But like I hold my tongue bc like I said. Mortified.

And then she calls her mom after he does not pick up of course. Because she thinks her mom might have a second key. And yeah the mom does have a key so the sister looks at me bleary eyed and is like "okay she is not far we drive over there and get the key" So by now we have three people who had to endure wakefullness at an unholy hour bc of me and the duel with the huge spider. Splendid. I should probably mention at this point that I never met anyone from his family before this was the first time meeting his sister when she gave me the key and the first time meeting his momma too so like. I had a blast with all these strangers if you can't tell. What a wonderful first impression to make. Frenetic energy at by now 3am, das me.

So yeah we got the key from the mom I apologized a thousand times that night I think. Sleepy goodbye in the hallway from the sister were somewhere still a huge ass spider was lurking around probably laughing her spidery ass off at my expense once we got back and I got back into the flat yay. Hugged the kittens, checked for more spiders, put the key on an elastic on my wrist just in case and made some tea to calm down after the entire thing.

Oh, but I forgot the best part in my opinion. Because before all of this mess went down, I took a picture of the huge ass spider and send it to the partner of my bestie with the caption "oh my god what do you feed the spiders in your lil town what the fuck dude if I do not write a follow up in 15 minutes assume the spider got me" - not that he would've seen it that night bc I was sure they were asleep but like I thought it would be a funny message in the morning.

And imagine it from his end. He woke up to that message, along with no follow up message in the stated time but has instead three or four missed calls from his sister, probably a message from his mom too and my best friend got the pathetic ranty aftermath story of the whole night and how three people had to be woken bc a spider got to me and got me to lock myself out on my very first night in their flat. This happened last year by the way. And his whole family is still highly amused by the story of course. So am I. The spider probably too.

Well played miss maybe tarantula, well played.

send help I trapped a spider with a glass on my carpet and went to the kitchen to get something to seal the glass in order to take her outside but guess what she got out.

So now I not only saw a huge and kinda fast spider but I also lost said huge and fast spider and I'm like fdfdsfsdjfjfdhdfhQ_Q

[professionallydeadinside]

Okay so I love Lady D Lucas and I’m writing a lil story for it, but because I love it, I have to make it angsty with an essay

(tw/cw for reference to parental abuse and poor self esteem)

I think Lucas would hate his height, to the point where it gets so bad he can’t tell whether it’s just the height he hates or him himself he hates. We know he’s some form of touch starved, and I think his height wouldn’t help with that.

There’s a point where being tall crosses from hot to disturbing. While we all thirst after Lady Dimitrescu and how tall she is, chances are if we saw her in real life, we’d be slightly weirded out. Not necessarily in a bad way, but weirded out all the same. Now, we have Lucas, someone who’s touch starved and lonely. Even if the normal public never really sees him, the ones who do can still have a reaction he may perceive as a negative one. Again, weirded out doesn’t necessarily mean they think negative of you, but to someone with already shit self esteem, which Lucas undeniably has, your father can’t beat at you and call you horrible names and not have some sort of self esteem issues, it likely comes off like it is a negative reaction, and shock and surprise turn into disgust in his mind and eyes.

Lucas is touch starved, and being so tall doesn’t really help that. It’s harder to hug someone that tall, can be harder to hold them if you’re the shorter one of the two. Lucas craves a nice and kind touch, someone touching him without the desire to hurt him, craves the feeling of safety that can come from being held by someone you trust. But he can’t have that, not really. He can’t feel an all-encompassing hold, not unless there’s someone else even close to his height.

This essay actually bummed me out, I feel really sad now, we’ll see if I finish that story because this will be in my head the entire time I’m writing. I wanna hug him but then this essay disputes the idea of practically hugging him!!! I’d just be hugging his legs!! It breaks my cold dead heart!! My poor little meow meow!!!!!!

SILAS IM GONNA MAKE A FUCKIGN TAG FOR YOUR ESSAYS THEY ALWAYS HIT ME RIGHT IN THE HEART KJHGFDSDFGHJ

LUCAS BEING TOUCH STARVED AND SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT AND PREVIOUSLY SAID INSULTS!!!!! THAT HURTS ME IN THE BEST WAY GODDAMN,,,,,

[binniesthighs]

two tails | the series prologue | reader x minho

in which a chance encounter with your neighbor’s fluffy cat buds a romance when you least expected it 

Part One coming early January 

if ya would like to be on the taglist for when this series starts, send me an ask ♡ 

Pairing: self insert, female reader x lee minho

Genre: a lil bit of everything!

Tags: neighbors au, catowner!minho, catowner!reader, skz side characters, slow burn, gradual romance, neighbors to lovers, friends to lovers 

Word/part count: tbd! 

Requested: by a lovely anon! 

Chapters now available! 

Start here ➡️ ONE 

[open me for the prologue]

The tabby cat yawned, stretching out it’s little white paws in front of itself. You would have thought that the poor little lost thing would have been much more panicked, but this cat was rather the opposite. It’s golden-brown eyes dilated while it studied you. 

“What am I going to do with you...” The cat’s fur was cloud-like between your fingers. “Clearly someone takes care of you...you’re not gonna tell me who?” 

The cat stared at you blankly and unamused. 

“Of course you can’t...you’re a cat...what am I saying.” 

The cat rubbed it’s orange cheek into the side of your hand, a thankful little sign of trust. 

“Nothing scares you, huh?” 

As if saying, yes, the cat’s scratchy tongue licked at it’s chops. 

“Hungry? I’ve got just the thing for you.” 

The aged wood flooring of your duplex groaned under your feet while you patted your way to your kitchen. The tiny modest place flooded with the late-morning light. Streams of light brushed past the windows lined with your garden’s menagerie of budding flowers. In her usual spot on the windowsill was your calico, Bomi. Her sleeping green eyes peeked at you lazily when you entered. 

“You’re not gonna say hi to our new friend, Bo?” 

Temperamental as always, Bomi chose when she wanted to recognize your voice. 

“Hope you don’t mind that I’m borrowing some of your food for then.” You scooped out some of Bomi’s kibble--a sound which made her twitch her ears. “I’ll leave you to your nap, princess Bomi.” 

Even flattery didn’t phase that cat. 

Once you had returned, the tabby had jumped up onto the edge of a chair overlooking your front lawn. The cat was unmoving and sphinx-like as it watched the cars roll past. 

“Here’s some food. If you want it.” 

The cat twisted it’s head back as if to say thank you. 

“You’re alright, Cat. Maybe I should keep ya!” You scratched behind it’s ears eliciting little purrs. “No...I shouldn’t do that. Someone’s probably looking for you right now.” 

Across the room, your TV hummed with the cooking show you had been watching before your walk. 

“Well...I’ll leave you to it then. I’ll just be...over there.” 

You slid back onto your couch, cuddling yourself up as tightly as you could into one of the sides. It was no wonder that you adored cats as much as you did when you were so similar to them. On your most peaceful days, there was nothing more that you enjoyed than reading or writing out in your garden, soaking up the sun, or your quiet nights with open windows, cicadas singing and fireflies dancing to their tune while you would wash your dishes. 

Never had you thought that talking to Bomi was strange. She was your only companion, even if she would begrudgingly accept your love. You couldn’t picture your quiet little life without her. 

The tabby loafed it’s body on the upholstery and you laid yourself down too. The constant droning of the chef on TV was the perfect lullaby to your sleepy eyes...

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Ding dong! 

“Hello?” His muffled voice seeped through your front door. 

You shot awake from your couch with a startled gasp, your socks had twisted themselves all around your feet making them look like little elf booties. Undoubtedly your hair had resembled a bird’s nest. 

The tabby stared at you with wide eyes and chirped as you approached the door. For a couple moments you fumbled with the obscene amount of keychains on your keys--many of them cat themed. 

“Can-can I help you?” You tried your best to rub the nap out of your eyes and patted down the knots in your hair. 

“Oh. Ahem Hi, I’m-uh, I live a couple houses down, I wanted to see if you had seen a cat around, maybe in your yard, it’s a tabby, they’ve got some white on their belly and their face...” 

There were other words that had escaped out of his mouth, but those easily slipped past you. What was startling was how he was really...pretty. You had never really seen someone quite like him that made you feel as such. There was something about him too that seemed a little cat-like: perhaps it was his chocolate eyes, or bouncy coca-colored hair. He wore silver wire glasses that framed his face perfectly. There was a cardigan draped around his elegant figure, and it pooled at his hands into little paws. 

“...have you seen them? I’m sorry to bother you.” He pushed his glasses up his nose bridge. 

“Oh! Sorry, yeah, I’ve--” 

The tabby yowled out, suddenly and proudly making its presence known.

“Doongie!” The boy gasped out, and promptly scooped the cat up while it’s legs dangled. “Thank you so, so much.” 

“It’s no worry at all, I have a cat of my own, so it was no issue. I gave them some of my cat’s food as well.” 

“Oh really?” His smile was just as pleasant and calming as you could have expected. “What kind? And thank you.” 

“Calico. I think that she hates me most days but what would I do without her, you know?” 

“Ahhh. That’s the life of a cat owner.” 

You chuckled out a bit. “Hm. Yeah, it is.” 

His face lit with realization. “Sorry! I didn’t introduce myself, I’m all over the place—I’m Minho. Lee Minho, from 2503.” 

“I don’t think that I’ve seen you around this neighborhood before?” You leaned into the doorframe. “Then again...I don’t get out of my house all that much...” You laughed aloud a little at yourself. 

“Me either,” He joined you. “Actually, I just moved back in with my mom, one thing after the other happens and living in the city doesn’t stack up too well...commuting is what works best for me now.” 

“Oh, I’m sorry...” 

“It’s fine. I don’t mind. It’s a lot nicer than I realized coming back home after being away for so long. She helps me with my cats as well. I have three.” 

“Three?!” 

He warmly laughed. “It’s kind of a lot isn’t it? For one person?” 

“No, no! If I could have more cats I would, but...the one I’ve got already is a bit of a handful sometimes.” 

“Maybe you could meet them one day...if you’d like?” 

Minho’s cat Doongie had settled into his arms cozily, tail swinging and a paw slung over his arm. 

“...Sure! But, I-I don’t want to impose--” 

“--Please, my mother would love for me to invite someone over. She already thinks I’m a recluse.” 

You cracked out a hard “HA” and Minho’s face flushed as pink as the petals from your yard’s cherry blossom tree. 

“Oh! Sorry, sorry, I’m not laughing at you, it’s just that my mother thinks the exact same about me.” 

Minho nervously joined in your laughter. “Good to know I’m not alone.” 

Between both of you and the door frame, an awkward silence pervaded the air. 

“I-uh, should get going...but--you didn’t tell me your name?” Minho swayed his cat gently in his arms. 

“It’s Y/n.” 

“Ah...Y/n. I’ll...be seeing you around then?” 

“See you around.” You smiled to him as he clumsily attempted to walk backwards off your front porch. 

You closed the door after him, facing the tiny mirror nearby. You looked an utter mess, baggy eyes and hair looking as if it had survived a windstorm. You couldn’t help but laugh a bit at yourself. 

meow? 

Bomi had sauntered up to you, then twisted between your legs. 

“Sorry Bo, guess we don’t get to keep the cat.”

Bomi licked at the hair on her leg, going right back to ignoring you.

“I...wouldn’t mind seeing them again.”  

[larosaescarlata]

AC black flag for the fandom ask game :)

Hi anon!

WAAAA BLACK FLAG BELOVED OKE LES GO-

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): EDWARD KENWAY OF COURSE good old grandpa kenway <33 got so attached to him while playing wow kenway brainrot,,,, 24/7,,,

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) stede bonnet? 🥺😭 idk he was so funny to me (HOW HE WIPED HIS HAND WHEN HE SHOOK HANDS WITH EDWARD PLS) and just so innocent compared to pirate life poor man,,

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) MARY REAAD UGH QUEEN 😭 she made such an impact in edward's character development fr, she deserved better and more screentime as 'mary read' 😭😭 anne bonny and adéwalé too!!!

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) omg,, jennifer scott,, epilogue,,, <//3 AND the post-credits theatre scene with lil haytham!! will NEVER shut up about these 2 scenes, kenway brainrot fuel,,,, <///3

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) hmm blackbeard? if he's considered "problematic"? idk but yeah he was an enjoyable character and i like how he's a kind of father figure to edward!!

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) PLS UMM IDK BARTHOLOMEW ROBERTS?? JSDHJH

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) melanie lemay and juno in the modern story :)))

I think that's all! Tysm for the ask, kind anon, Black Flag is one of my favourite games!! <333

Still open for more suggestions!

[goldie90]

Hiya Nubbins sir! You look like you'd get on real well with my newest squeeze but heres a question to ease the boredom a bit: since you're the one handling the reigns here, has anyone taught you the weird lingo we use here? Stuff like: Eeby Deeby! And Horse Plinko? If not, I wanted to know what you think those silly words might mean! And here's some more! Blorbos and Glup Shittos and Poor lil meow meows 🥺 try not to keel over from the boredom!

Nubbins: Hello.😃 Umm... oh f*ck, not even my wife knows what these things mean and she´s got much more experience with this website than I do. I just asked her because I have absolutely no idea and she said she don´t know, she usually stops reading posts when there are words like this in it, cause she finds it too silly. Only things she thinks to know is that Blorbo apparently means something like "hot guy" and that poor lil meow meow apparently stands for someone pathetic. The other stuff she has no idea about and neither do I, so I decided to ask the rest of the family for their opinions and that´s what they said:

My twin brother Chop said that Eeby Deeby must be some kind of alien language, cause it sounds very much like something an alien would say, but then again if you ask him, EVERYTHING is about aliens, so I´m not sure what to think about his theory.😅

My younger brother Bubba got very excited when he heard the term Horse Plinko, he was smiling behind his mask and clapped his hands all happily - I guess he thought I´m planning to buy a horse and he loves horses, so yeah....not very helpful I guess.😅

Meanwhile my older brother Drayton reacted pretty angry when I asked him about Glup Shittos and then he gave me a long speech about how instead of thinking about such silly stuff, I should rather do something useful with my time, which I have to admit wasn´t unexpected and of course it was NOT very helpful.😩

So you see, I don´t really have the answers for your questions here. If my grandpa would still talk, I would ask him, cause grandpa knows EVERYTHING and therefore he surely could tell me, but like I said he does not talk anymore and he´s not able to write anymore either, so sadly I can´t ask him.😟

Anyway, thanks for the questions. That was surely interesting and it helped me feeling less bored. 

I hope you have a nice day.🙂

[bobamania]

this challenge but it's mlp but i haven't watched anything beyond season 6 episode 4 (minus the finale). also i'm going to ramble too much NOT SORRY!!

blorbo: it was rainbow dash for the longest time because ykno she's awesome and cool and all that shit. also lgbt literally my gay awakening. but at the end of the day it's APPLEJACK<3 i've always loved her myyy country gal. there was this fanmade song called applejack and i ate that shit up i was fucking obsessed with it and i didn't stop listening to it like it was my oxygen. i love my country gal so much my sweetie pie my honey. also i kid you fucking not i had to pause the mlp finale for an HOUR because i had to calm myself down like APPLEJACK AND RAIMBOW DASH GOT MARRIED....HOLY FUUUUUCKKKK... HHE??HEHRJDKDJD oh mygod

that was in the PAST tho like waaayyy back when i was still really into mlp. i am now officially announcing that shining armor is my new blorbo. congratulations sir

skrunkly: RUMBLE. is his full name rumble lane idk but look at him okay justtt .. Just look at him. he looks like the sweetest little boy ever. you just wanna pinch his cheeks and give him cookies and give his forehead a big ol' kiss that leaves a red kissmark like grandma does. this sweetheart activates my Inner Granny. also i read thru the mlp wiki and read most of the plot & apparently my little rumbly bumbly gets his own episode???? and it's SO GOOD????? hoooo be still my weak heart

scrimbo bimblo: big mac and shining armor #TBH 😖 sorryyyy i'm an only child and i've always wanted brothers hoooweee. i liked them back then for very different reasons as i do now. they're generally appreciated ig like they're not hated on or anything but i never really see them being mentioned as someone's fave?? give my men apprecation

and BRAEBURN!!!! I FORGOT ABOUT HIM FOR A SEC!!! MY FUNNY BOY!!!! can you see that i have a type i'm so sorry

...and soarin. LISTEN GUYS I JUST LIKE STUPID MEN (except for mac he's the only sane one here)

glup shitto: applejack aka best background pony NAHH just a funny lil jokesies :) that totally went over my head as a kid and i got genuinely offended bcs shes a main character!!! OMG youre so mean to her

i have several glup shittos actually. mlp was my biggest hyperfixation so i even memorized most of the background ponies. apple fritter my cute gal. rumble counts since all the content of him that i had bAcK iN mY dAy was his little scene in hurricane fluttershy. thunderlane should count too. candy apple. rose. lily valley.

does anyone remember the S5 episode slice of life? of course u do. it's definitely a fan favorite. i loved it so much. iconic. and the brief scene with the staff wearing horse masks... yeah that ep was so fun.

poor little meow meow: zephyr breeze 😅😅 i haven't watched his episode but i kinda know what kind of character he's like and tbh he's so fucking pathetic....

the EVIL ones tho.. early seasons discord aka before he got annoying and weak despite being the so-called GOD of chaos. ugh. pls he got so fucking annoying. celestia didn't need to turn him into stone. give him a chinese finger trap and he's dead. oh and king sombra. i think he appears in later seasons and i would like to put a disclaimer that sombra does not exist to me beyond season 6 episode 1-2. tbh i dont think he appears there but u get my point. i have a horrible feeling that they'll make him goofy like they did to discord. and DAYBREAKER!! i forgot that ive watched that ep. she's powerful. it's ok. i <3 women

horse plinko: zephyr breeze, he's pathetic and helpless. he is literally like this one guy on tiktok that i can't fucking remember but i'll get back to this when i find his videos. shining armor, i like seeing chad types in peril. discord, he's silly. sunburst, he's also silly. pinkie pie, she's crazy just like me.

i would also like to literally see these goofballs in a plinko.

eeby deeby: spike with wings (especially post timeskip spike). he deserves nothing.