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i think im having a OFF relapse from when i was 13
#OFF#the batter#off zacharie#off game#i like the batter so much#hes so funny and hes not even trying to be#whats wrong with him#i love him
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coco timeskip outfit idea? のの
#tcwg#tmaomal#the cat witchs guild#the misc adventures of mochi and lime#coco#outfits#beta#ocs#original#art#huuehuehuehuehe#this has been an idea of mine for a while#the question is: do i take away taffys ocean motif for the sake of the softness?#i feel compelled to give him a new outfit for the timeskip#though it also needs to be ocean-themed#but i think hes the type to hold onto old things even if they were raggy and battered#hed be okay with coco having it though#HUEHUEHE#while he was away doing whatever she found his old jacket and tried it on#he comes back while shes still having a little fashion show#she goes (oh sorry i just wanted to see why you loved it so much. ill take it off)#and taffys just like (no you wont)#stares at her for 5 working days#shes so insensative hsfjdsdl shed be like (it stinks. when was the last time you washed this thing? why do you still have it?)
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the perfect specimen vs the perfect specimen + me as lead character designer + double the original show budget
#wander over yonder#woy#I LOVE HIS ORIGINAL DESIGN SO MUCH.#second image is just an overcomplicated self indulgent redesign thing#hes perfect as is but. I like to have fun :3#THE PURPLE IN HIS HAT IN DARK SCENES LOOKS SO GOOD. THEY SHOULD HAVE MADE IT THE DEFAULT#and I love how often he has eyelashes I think he should have them ALL the time#AAAAND I gave him high top shoes ^_^ a battered hat#and a silly little star shaped tail!!!!#worlds most gnc animal
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https://youtu.be/RbgDHyeQNdE?si=WXnghZZuAyvgumVL
Keith saying him and Matthews fiancé do the cooking for him and he just sits there and heckles them. So on brand.
"And how about your barbecuing skills? It looked like you knew what you were doing behind that grill!" "Well, Matthew is pretty useless so! Unlike Brady—Brady can, you know, does things on his own but Matthew likes when I'm down there so I do cook and his fiancée, Ellie, does a great job so. He just sits back and critiques us but forgets that we're the ones doing all the work for him. Which—hey! It was playoffs! I'll do anything for my children."
NHL Tonight: First Shift | 10.16.24 (x)
unfortunately tracks for him and im still crying into my hands its always the one who cant cook for shit thats the mouthiest about it
and considering this clip from faceoff it really does track
#ask#matthew tkachuk#brady tkachuk#keith tkachuk#florida panthers#i love when you can see the family tree of vocal tics#the ei! is intricate#the apple does not fall far from the tree in terms of vocalisms#oh the tkachuks what a family#the peanut gallery does have a lot to say huh id like to see you pick up those tongs you brat#the art of barbeque is an intricate one MAFFHEW SHUT IT#but maffhew giving ellie shit like the little brat he is#i think it makes the banana bread clip cuter he was soooooo proud to brag about it#but he probably was a little shit about it when she was mixing the batter#“ill do anything for my children” like being his personal cook despite him being a whole ass adult. parenthood is beautiful thing.#(no its terribly sweet btw)#godbless this family who does not take each others shit at all thats the best kind of fambily#like a whole tree of chickadees they do not stop chirping#special thank you to @/fannyyann because its truly a gift you screenrecorded those episodes and it makes clipping so much easier amen 🙏#maffhew being described as useless. oh the princess will not lift a single finger! she will not!!#she is here to be pampered and loved and to be waited on hand and foot!!!!
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Scenes like this keep cropping up and I cannot help but roll my eyes all the way back into my skull
Don't worry guys, having NEW children fixed him. This famously teaches a violent man to stop hitting kids and makes him no longer feel the need to construct nightmarish scenarios so he can humiliate and embarrass those he has power over. Men whose wives produce lots of babies for them are Very fulfilled and Understand how strong bonds are supposed to be
"Instead of advising him he'd been defensive" is a REALLY INTERESTING way to phrase "got so offended at the suggestion to stop murdering women for their land that he shoved his son's face in a festering wound and told him to leave him to get eaten by maggots."
I wonder how they'd spell something like, "walked through a patch of thorns so that his son would be in physical pain and then belittled him for finding an alternate route because he wanted him to suffer" and "lied directly to his face about why he abandoned him when he realized the child could be useful"
#bones reads dotc#it pisses me off because theyre completely dancing around the specifics of WHY he was so bad#Because NO it wasnt just that he was a little defensive and critical#He was a fucking *ghoul*#He LOVES having power over people and still does#It's WHY he likes Starf they said it on the page#But now they're trying to say that Starf fixed him by producing children#And like... do I have to explain in-depth why that's a fucking AWFUL idea?#Why that's incredibly misogynistic??#Why that shouldn't be taught to kids???#I want to climb up on top of a tower and shout#YOU CANNOT FIX ABUSIVE PEOPLE BY GIVING THEM A BABY#THAT WILL ACCOMPLISH THE OPPOSITE RESULT 100% OF THE TIME!!!!#This is domestic violence 101!!!#This is shit they WARN you about right out of the gate when you approach the general vicinity of the topic of battered women#Abusers get MORE abusive the minute they have some kind of power over you. When there's an assurance that you wont leave#for the fandom that is SO VERY quick to accuse Maple of baby trapping Apple they do not so much as PEEP on this#Or how all of Clear's mates are pregnant within a month or two of making it official with him...................#my post on this man didnt go far enough but i physically could not fit more images into it
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Errrrr mindless rambling for today. I am normal about him
#my favorite unreliable narrator#i dont know why i like the idea that the batter was modelled after ballman so much#off game#off mortis ghost#off the batter#art tag#i suppose
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Nimona headcanons plus little bonus part 2 electric boogaloo
After Nimona found out about Ambrosius' allergies they demanded to test every single meal he eats
They’ll take the plate away from him and have a test bite and only after they deem it “safe” will they let him eat it
Doesn’t matter if they're out eating or at home she does this every time
He can literally say “Nim Bal made this for me it’s not gonna have anything I’m allergic to” and she’ll respond with “You don’t know that he could finally be sick of you and the only thing saving you is me”
Ambrosius and Bal will share literally everything they eat
Whenever they go out they’ll usually order something they know they’ll both like
And if they know the other one is between two options they’ll just order one of the options and share both meals
It’s a pretty normal thing that they’ve been doing since they were kids so they don’t even question it anymore
Nimona jokingly calls it sickening as she steals food off their plates
No one in the trio is neurotypical
Bal is autistic Ambrosius has ADHD Nimona is a mix of both
Talking to these dorks is absolute hell
It’s kind of like the interrogation scene except it’s not one topic
They often get sidetracked and lose the plot of the conversation
They’ll have 10 different conversations at once and only finish like 5
Bal forgets a whole bunch of shit because he has long-term brain damage and Nimona and Ambrosius forget shit cause of the ADHD
It’s not uncommon for someone to say “Hey remind me to” and then they’ll be cut off by the other person who just says “You know I won’t remember that just put a reminder in your phone”
Their house is covered to the brim in sticky notes and random pieces of paper for reminders
The grocery list is on the front door the chore list is in the kitchen and random little tasks are scattered around the house
When Nimona doesn’t want to do something he’ll just erase his name from that task
He fooled the boys for a while but Bal started keeping score of who did what and when and called his sneaky ass out
Little bonus part 2 electric boogaloo: this time it’s my sister and my mama and my sister also was acting like I was killing her firstborn not asking her to watch a movie
Me: “look mama it’s the siblings” my sister: “but they’re gay” me: “yeah but people thought they were siblings” my sister: “if you ever look at me like that I’m calling the cops” (the scene on the catwalk)
“Yeah you better cheer” (when Bal was getting knighted)
“I knew something was wrong with the sword” “So did Bal” “Yeah but I knew first”
Apparently both my Mama and my sister didn’t know that Ambrosius cut off Bal’s arm so I got to see both of their reactions
This was my Mama’s “damn what happened to being a lover not a fighter” “he’s a knight Mama” “Who cares!!”
This was my sister's “Wow really took the whole arm huh?” “That’s how they were trained” “And?”
My mama was talking to my sister when Nimona met Bal “Who does that remind you of?” “Roo” “Exactly”
“Oh look it’s tiny dick!” (Talking about Todd)
“What a fucking bitch” (when she found out the director swapped the sword)
This was when Bal and Ambrosius were fighting Me: “Is there anything gayer than having an argument in the middle of a sword fight” My mama: “They’ll fight with their other swords later”
“Who fucking asked” “bla bla bla I’m a racist bitch” (when the Director went on her monologue in the office)
She saw Ambrosius’ username and laughed for like two minutes straight
After the sword fight my sister would pretend like Bal and Ambrosius were making out every time they were on screen together
“Because I love you *making out noises*” at the tavern
“Oh there’s their third wheel (Todd)” “Nah he’s racist as fuck” “Who isn’t in the institute?”
When Ambrosius tried to stop the director she said this is what he meant “No you can’t set off the laser that’s my kid!” (She believes the trio is a family too)
“Awe they’re hugging *more making out noises*”
She called it cute in the end and I made fun of her for bitching about it
I asked my sister who her favorite is and she says “what’s his name balls?” I started cackling my ass off and she goes “I’m joking I know his name is Ballister and he’s still my favorite”
#nimona 2023#nimona movie#nimona headcanon#nimona#ambrosius goldenloin#ballister boldheart#ballister x ambrosius#goldenheart#i keep remembering different things she said and adding them#so if it looks like it’s changing it’s cause it is#I told my mama you founder her funny and she said and I quote#well of course they do I’m hilarious#I love my family so much#they're so fucking funny#there is nothing batter than watching movies with them#it's always fun to watch them pretend to hate it for the first five minutes and love it for the rest of the movie#she deadass called this guy balls#she actually remembered his name tho so you know he’s her favorite#I know I’m gonna get thirst edits in the middle of the night now
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new pfp for spooky season ♪( ´▽`) less "scary" then the other but still cute methinks
#soz if teh skull looks weird i did it from memory#i was gonna add like. guts hanging down to frame it bit it didnt look good sad face :(#off oc#off game#he can be cutesy fo a bit#ive got. so so much ashley gore and angst i just havent shared#i realize i usually just share my cutesy doodles of him#they have. many not aswell i promise#why am i yapping so much#scotcharts#batter oc#ashley (oc)
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🌚 how it started vs how it's going 🌞
#i'll have to do smth like this as a proper gifset one of these days#i love them so so much#otp: battered and wrecked i come to you first#ch: karl eifers#ch: altonaufein#vg: baldur's gate 3#series: baldur's gate#edit: mybg3#long post for ts
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MAYBE I GOT MINE BUT YOU’LL [ALL] GET YOURS
#GREG SWEEP!!!!!!! FUCK IT UP#i LOVE this framing of the episode sfm.#at the beginning tom tells him; you save information. you gather it up. and then you USE IT LATER when it will do the most damage#greg asked tom's permission first to damage sh*v and he got it. he acknowledged it and remembered it.#he saw how much tom was hurting and tired and stressed and fucked up. he witnessed sh*v take tom aside while all 3 siblings#were BATTERING tom and stressing him to shit. he SAW that afterwards tom was emotionally exhausted#he had enough of tom being fucked around so he was like do you want to fry her ass up? shall we tell them? shall we let the siblings know?#do you want me to do it? do you want me to be your attack dog? do you want me to bite for you? and tom said; wait#heel. so greg did.#and then RIGHT when it was needed the most. when sh*v came close. greg ATTACKED. gregweiler unleashed.#tom should come with a sign; CAUTION! GUARD DOG ON PREMESIS.#tomgreg#and greg has been threatened and given shit SO MANY TIMES and never used the information he's sponged.#he never used stuff he knows about ken even though ken threatened to burn him even after ken said he wouldn't.#it was for tom.
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Do people really not see the inherent disconnect of the claim that Houses Claude is genuinely an amoral opportunist when his dream is to break down barriers to foster unity and peace? Like, is there not a fundamental incompatibility in having a desire for everyone to get along yet being a backstabber that throws people under the bus for their own benefit? From a personality/character standpoint, all that does is make Claude look like a ginormous ignorant hypocrite, and an idiot even though he's supposed to be smart. Because if his end goal is to create a diverse and harmonious community, how is he going to bring people together if he constantly betrays every side? And from a writing perspective, it makes no sense to have a character's actions and goals be completely contradictory and never address it.
Also for someone who is amoral, it sure is interesting in Balthus' Classroom QA Part 2 that Claude likes "ensure the fewest casualties" and dislikes "do anything to eradicate the enemy" when the question was "the war has been dragging for long so let's end it quickly". It's kinda like he has some principles or something.
Like, the idea of Claude being an untrustworthy backstabber who opportunistically takes advantage of everyone without ever growing close to them is just Hubert minus Lady Edelgard could be an interpretation of his character that aligns with at least his initial showing, or a surface level understanding of him. He calls himself the embodiment of distrust, he never fully opens up to anyone, he can in fact be fairly manipulative and callous; the crumbs are there, for sure.
But it also has to ignore how far he's willing to go to protect his people (putting himself in high danger when he is not sacrificial like, say, Dimitri is), or how he supports others having dreams for themselves (Goddess Tower), or how open he is to criticisms against what he thought (Cyril's support), or how he tries to be there for his friends (Marianne's support), or how he's open-minded enough to listen to people he initially thought needed to be his enemy (Rhea), or how violence is not just not something he considers but is something he actively rejects as a means of getting what he wants (The Alliance Leader's Ambitions, near the end), or how putting the people's lives in danger is something he is adamantly against (as you point out, Balthus' classroom question). A staggering amount of Claude's character has to be deliberately ignored in order to come to the conclusion that he's just a backstabbing opportunist who does anything to get what he wants (who magically gets fixed by Byleth's mere presence), because a backstabbing opportunist who does anything to get what he wants who magically gets fixed by Byleth's mere presence does not describe Claude.
Even if one were to take the game's writing failure of properly presenting Claude tackling racial issues (like never addressing Petra's situation despite having supports with her) you can't really deny that Claude is, in fact, a caring person after taking everything in his character into account. For all his flaws, he never abuses the trust people have in him to the extent that they are actively put in danger, nor is it ever the case that the "doesn't truly tackle racial issues" ever translate to anything so drastic as "which means he'll actively worsen relations between two countries." And, well, yes; you still do have to take into account that his dreams are of bringing people together and disregarding past bad blood. He never stops trying to achieve this dream, and he wants it to come true so badly that he is willing to let other people that he trusts rule Fodlan to work together with him to achieve it, shown in VW and even AM. That means a lot for someone like Claude, who is otherwise pretty slow to trust other people so deeply.
That's not someone who would use Leicester's bad history with Faerghus as fuel to violently invade it. That's not someone who would use Almyra's navy to make it look to Sreng like Faerghus tried to invade it. That's not someone who wants to conquer other nations and make his own come out on top. Those things describe Hopes!Claude, which 3H!Claude is not.
It's like. You know how some 3H's fans see 3H as "Edelgard, Dimitri, and the third guy that justifies my fave"? How a lot of people in 3H's fandom don't really see Claude as his own character with his own perspective and ideals and beliefs and morals that are unique to him, and only see him as a battering ram to try and knock down one of the other two lords? And so don't really care how he's characterized in other things (like fanfiction, fanart, meta, or in this case spinoff media) because they never really cared about him as his own character? But then get really, really, really defensive when you point out the flaws in their perception of him, saying that you're the one who never understood or liked Claude, because if you did you'd "realize" that he was always [insert vague, bland description that happens to prop up the lord they actually like]?
Yeah that's basically what's going on here. Most people who prefer Claude as their fave lord do not like Hopes!Claude, some of the loudest voices in the JPN Amazon reviews were of people who hated Hopes!Claude and were literally trying to warn Claude/GD fans away from Hopes as a game because of how awful their writing is, while nearly every Hopes!Claude fan that I've seen vastly prefers Edelgard as their fave lord and are - you guessed it! - very defensive when it comes to Claude fans venting their frustrations over Claude's shit-end-of-the-stick treatment he got in Hopes.
So like, yeah. It's less that people aren't directly computing that Claude's ambitions and character don't match how he's depicted in Hopes, but that they just don't care that it doesn't since 1) it justifies their fave and 2) they never really gave a shit about Claude anyway
#ask#anon#clyde discourse#yeah these people just want Claude to do whatever makes their fave look better#at BEST they want him to do edgy shit just for the sake of it because edge = iNtEreStInG which is. not much better lmao#like these are the people who called Claude too boring because he never snaps like Dimitri does#nor does he do overtly morally bankrupt things to get what he wants like EdeIgard#(man if I had a nickel for every time I liked a game where a POC man was called boring by fans because he didn't do ''bad enough'' things#(before those ''boring'' traits are given to other characters and then paraded around as *that character's* traits instead of the POC man's#(I'd have two nickels. Wyll Ravengard baby you're not boring the fandom is just ass sometimes)#ANYWAY LMAO so yeah you have either Battering Ram For My Fave or Isn't Wanton Murder Just So Nuanced Guys and both are insufferable
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One of my favourite things to do is compare people to concepts. Sure, I can have a song or a specific object that reminds me of them, but I always work best with a scene.
Like, yes, my friend could remind me of Sunlight by Hozier, for example, but in my head they are a decidous forest in late Spring, going on Summer. It's just after 12, and there's a buzz of insects in the air and the smell of something warm on the wind. On a trail, one walked by hundreds of generations, the trees part slightly. Aureate, crepuscular beams of sunlight wisp through the leaves like golden fingers of old Gods. A flock of birds begin flight in the distance, and the moss on the ground sighs with the warmth.
Y'know?? How can I relate a person to one thing, one animal, song, or object when they are so wonderful and brimming with life? I see a whole ecosystem in their eyes and can't help but bask in it.
#is this just me or??#like I always have so much more ease describing people as a Scene rather than one thing#doesn't matter if it's a cliff battered by ocean currents or the small box of yellow light from a towering apartment building#I can and will just write descriptions off of my friends for funsies#if anybody wants me to pop into their askbox with one I'd do it with joy#mel's thoughts#mel's musings#hozier
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i hope someone else is as insane about them as i am.
#secret life#zombiecleo#ethoslab#grian#.clips#.my clips#this was like three days of my life. i am ashamed to think about how little i slept. so i won't.#i just love them. so very much. look at them.#i did have to scrap all the one on one ethubs clips i originally saved just to make the (battered and bruised) fourth wheel jokes#both because it's too long already (and 20mb too heavy for tumblr JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST) and because i know bdubs ep has prolly so much more#and it WILL kill me.
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amir just thinks hes a really big dumb inefficient merman. he wants to be him. :)
#LOOK. it can be mermay a month late.#ON MY BIRTHDAY#gSgsdgsdf#ok but i love DRAWING MERMAIDS i was just too busy with graduation..... SO HAPPY BDAY ME HAVE MERMAIDS.#i was going to make jake a carp mermaid for fun but i like boring human jake too much#:D#amir found some glasses on the sea floor thats why they are all battered up#jake went in the water to fetch his kite. only to find this monstrosity and also NO ONE BELIVES HIM#lgmdlfkgmdfg#jake and amir#my art#art#jamir#gullieship
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Drawerings I did in class :))
#lemondoodlrr#mmmm lots of Amity cause Im playing as her in my classmate's dnd campaign#do i have an oc tag i dont think i have an oc tag#uhhh#lemonOCrr#sure#that girl with the mop I wanna rrRRRRRRRR use her for a comic or game or something but got dayum why do they look so much like the batter#that one star guy is taking an explosive shit and istg i didn't draw that on purpose
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Does c!Punz feel guilty about what happened to c!Dream in prison? Do they feel at fault for it, on some level? That they didn't try to come up with a different plan? Or at least stop Dream from going through with this one?
Obviously neither of them could've predicted or prepared for everything that happened, but it never would've occurred if Punz didn't feed Dream's self-destructive tendencies. Would seeing Dream in such a sorry state after prison change their mind on 'the ends justify the means'? Or, since Dream hides how much the prison really affected him, would they downplay it in their own mind as well?
He's definitely angry about it, shown by how he takes getting revenge for it into his own hands. But, is it anger on Dream's behalf or because they blame himself and need to take it out on someone/something? A mixture of both, perhaps?
Punz is such an interesting character to analyze because, much like Dream, we see so little of his perspective. His only known motivations are money and Dream, but those are vague and we all (hopefully) know people are more complicated than that.
Does anyone have thoughts on this?
#dreblr#drunz#c!Punz#staged duo#it's a question I've had for a while that I can't quite put my finger on#usually I lean towards they feel guilty in my fics but honestly would they?#they're a logic driven character like dream but they're also clearly motivated by some emotions (mostly anger)#ig it's a question of is there anything that could happen that would break Punz from his codependency?#would seeing Dream battered and broken be enough? or could they still justify it bc Dream (poorly) acts unbothered?#the answer is prolly a mix of both/up to interpretation like much of the rest of his character but I wanted to see what others thought#c!Punz has just been so interesting to me recently
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