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made a salad fingers moodboard :D enjoy
#moodboard#moodboard requests#moodboards#i like rusty spoons#salad fingers#collage#david firth#abandoned aesthetic#abandonedcore#weirdcore#dreamcore
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More people should dress up as salad fingers for Halloween that'd be terrifying and hilarious and such an easy costume to make
#i like rusty spoons#idk if he would cross my costume line#i think it would depend on how much i acted like him#i want to scare the children but not too much#i still want them to have fun and get candy#oh well doesnt matter this year anyway#im fully committed to dressing up as elphaba#im really excited i have my clothes already picked out and im going to spirit soon for a wig or hair spray!!
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If you know, you know...
#salad fingers#I like rusty spoons#youtube comments#comment section#old youtube#classic youtube#a girl can dream#a girl can hope#Touch me like one of your rusty spoons...🥄🥄🥄🥄#salad fingers fandom#jack stauber#digital artists#You can't tell me this isn't david lynch coded#david firth#put your fingers in my mouth#Put your fingers on me sir—#i'm so sorry#i'm so so sorry#youtube horror#horror series#spooky#romantic#romantizing life#romantique#matpat#am i on drugs#am I on crack?#why am i like this#am i ok?#i need therapy
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Lives in my head rent free against my will.
#mysteryofarkhamasylum#cross stitch#salad fingers#i like rusty spoons#i went from charting out an angel to making this thing#youtube
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"I like rusty spoons" A Salad Fingers Stimboard! Feel free to tag as kin/me!
he is lowkey my comfort character <3
x - x - x // x - sf - x // x - x - x
#stimboards#moodboard#stim#visual stim#stimboard#green stim#salad fingers#i like rusty spoons#comfort character#tw knife#irl hands#slime#gems#yay#-- rudy stims
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Sooooo ocean tentacle babies taste with their suckers, and spideys have tasting hairs on their leggys and mouth leggys
Every time Remus hugs Virgil with his noodles he tells Virgey what he tastes like, sunshine dust (or a bootylicious babe but that doesn't have any fun reference)
Virgil retaliates by rubbing his cheek stubble against Remus and tells him he tastes like soot and poo (or calamari, but again, no fun reference)
And they laugh and kiss and watch Salad Fingers because they're spoopy and gayyyyy
={D
-Ree
S O B B I N G that's S O fucking cute P L E A S E!!! They get to have affection with flavor and be spoopy dorks about it <3
#also i feel like ree can do a solid salad fingers impression and likes to summon rusty spoons when they're watching it XD#dukexiety#remus sanders#virgil sanders#ts remus#ts virgil#sanders sides#thomas sanders#asks#answers#Ree anon#not a countdown
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I should be allowed to attack customers like actually
#text#some guy came in and tried to sell me a bag of rusty spoons cuz “theyre antique!!” and when i was like oh no we don't buy from people#he thought i was lying and was like well who here does?? and i was nobody.#then immediately after some ladies came in and asked if i could give them a discount on a picture and i was like um no and then they#got weird and left#and our store is in a window display contest so we can't sell anything out the window until after Christmas and people think im lying when#say I cant sell stuff out the window they're like well. can you ask? and im like NO i can't ask she told me mot to sell it already!!#you aren't the exception to our stores rules oh my God!! im going to attack you!!!#haven't sold a single thing today btw#rant#sorry lol
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No, see, because, like, you fucked up. Now you have to write that. I need that. I need the Star Park AU.
Below I will present my case:
1) That name is so freaking cute and I love it
2) Your tags made me fall in love with it
3) I know you have more ideas in that beautiful brain of yours
4) I really want it.
Please see points 1 - 4 if you have any questions.
Aafjdjakak Dude?! I'm cackling!
Fuck it we ball. Please look forward to it I guess.
I'll throw more in the tags!
#south park#stardew valley#Star Park AU#you want more??#adventures guild is run by Ned and Jimbo!#they won't let you bring guns into the mines#thats dangerous you see#but when you show up with that dinky little slingshot#they laugh and give you a pistol#but no you cant bring it into the mines dont be ridiculous#Scott is my favorite little loser#and I totally see him as a blacksmith so he probably ends up doing that#(we've seen in fractured but whole that he's crazy strong so it works okay?)#Jimmy owns the tavern and totally hosts comedy nights#If Stan is a good boy Jimmy lets him and his band play there on friday nights#Butters owns the museum#“Oh you brought me cutest little rusty spoon! Thats another good job sticker buddy!”#PRECIOUS#Can you imagine Butters in little overalls. pastel colored shirt with little flowers on his pocket?!#Shelly probably works at the joja mart and is so miserable but she'd rather that then stay on the farm#Ike and Karen would be like Vincent and Jas!#Is...Is Kenny the carpenter? does he build your farmers buildings?#idk but I can tell you he wins flower queen every year at the flower dance#Cartman runs the general store#sells your crops back to the town#(at least the ones he doesnt keep.)#Kyle is the town doctor#he's the only one I trust to take care of these idiots#that makes the scene with Stan drinking himself stupid and laying next to the cliff even more sad#shhh its a secret
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AWESOME NEW DELTARUNE AU!!!!!1!
New Awesome Deltarune AU - FatFrogRune.
Characters!!!!:
Joyce: Fat Frog. Is a wizard. Very friendly.
Sabrina: Fat Salamander. Is a fighter. Hates you.
Telpoda: Weird Darkner that started following them. Is a Cleric. Is cold.
Ladyes: Queen of her Dark World. May be a copy of Super Mario Bros 2. Hates you a lot. Her name is based on the hand in poker called "Ladies." (It's two Queens)
Mike-Mayhem: The Secret Boss. The only one I put more than five seconds of thought into. Will kill you a lot.
HOPE YOU LIKE THIS AU!!!1!
#deltarune#deltarune oc#deltarune secret boss#deltarune fan character#secret boss#FatFrogRune#LOVE THEM I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T I'LL BREAK INTO YOUR HOME AND STAB YOU ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE TIMES WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!#april fools 2024#Lol#I actually kinda like these designs.#I may have to do more with them.
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someone please buy this for their dog i want someones dog to wear a salad fingers quote please
#salad fingers#salad fingers dog#rusty spoons#red water#i like it when the red water comes out#salad fingers david firth#david firth
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hubert cumberdale!!!!!
this is a screenshot redraw - sort of !
im sure you can tell what my obsession is this month
#art#artist#digital art#weirdcore#fanart#scene#salad fingers#david firth#i like rusty spoons#hubert cumberdale#screenshot redraw
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Being on your period is all about sitting in the weirdest off the wall positions just to find a modicum of comfort
#periods#mentruation#period cramps#fr would like to dig out my uterus with a rusty spoon#i would like to play minecraft or sdv rn but id i move im gonna start crying again#AND ITS TOO FUCKING HOT TO USE MY HEATING PAD#so no i will stay hunched over the side of my bed looking like a fucked up gargoyle
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me? performing ill advised medical procedures on myself? with no outside help and only reddit knowledge?
more likely than you think.
if i never post again i probably died in my sleep lmao
i see no way this can go wrong
#i want attention#but if i tell me irl friends they will be concerned#so im telling strangers on the internet#anonymously#i havent died of infection yet so what are odds it takes me now#i am like a medieval doctor#performing surgery with a rusty spoon and a prayer#except i used a hair tye and wire cutters#diy#please do not be concerned
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No because why does the Pramac artwork look like salad fingers
#im traumatised#also if u dont know what salad fingers is i do not recommend#rusty spoons like kms#motogp
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Sometimes you see a post that makes you want to sleep for a century cause of the sheer 'missing the point' of it all.
#dragontalk#eat the rich isn't about shitty content creators who are charging A Fee to access their content#unless they're exploiting the folks they hire to produce or host that content#alienating their fans sucks but THAT'S NOT WHAT EAT THE RICH IS#y'all say eat the rich and be like 'i you say eat the rich and expect us to spare you' like#i don't think the ghost bros are fuckin ellen tier#or even Fucking. Markiplier tier of wealth?#like. it doesn't mean to just eat folks who landed in a nice spot making art or a nice job who could afford a house and a yard#it's the ceos of companies who report record profits while laying off their workers by the hundreds#it's creators who TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEIR WORKERS TO MAKE A PROFIT#or even take advantage of their Fans to make a profit#the dumb ghost bros aren't taking advantage of folks or selling some sham pyramid scheme thing or anything#it sucks putting their shit behind a paywall especially when folks are looking for that entertainment but#of all the entitled bullshit#you aren't. Owed. access to a Creator's work. even if they've gotten more popular.#you are owed transparency and honesty and maybe even the vague assumption that those involved in the endeavor are being treated fairly#but if fuckin hussie put homestuck behind a 10 dollar a month paywall thay would stil suck but it STILL wouldn't be eat the rich#y'all gonna to after neil gayman for charging for books now? for good omens and shit???#just. i GET the frustration but if there is a revolution we need to tie these folks up for a bit (loony toons style. not like. prison)#and be like#' y'all. y'all. chill. rip out the throat of idk. netflix CEOs or paramount or whatever'#just. thus post was initially going to be gauging my eyes out with marx's rusty spoons but i haven't read enough marc myself#to feel comfortable making that joke
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feesh
[ALT ID: A digital illustration of a shark-like mermaid swimming through a school of colorful fish.]
#for unclear reasons#i went flipping thru the sai files in my orphans folder#and discovered this#which looked like it had been drawn with a rusty spoon through 16 layers of burlap#and i was compelled to attempt to salvage it#story: slack tide#ch: pi
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