#i like it to be clear

[datadegroove]

what was in the water in the 60s and 70s that made it so that actresses in their mid 20s look like someone's mom

[monsterhospital]

getting to the stretch the community rewatch where jeff is crying in every episode

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[luvvsbian]

not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons

[buggachat]

decided to subject you all to my mind. and my mind has a lot of feelings about adrien and plagg in real-cat!plagg au.

plagg adopted adrien, not the other way around

(sequel to this post)

[weyrleaders]

being good friends with evelyn and george but barely knowing alex is so funny. like bro i didnt call for you put your grandparents on the phone i have a recipe to swap with granny and a news broadcast to complain about with peepaw

[valtsv]

i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.

[crabussy]

IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR

[platoapproved]

louis + cruelty

[botanicalbasilly]

I hate being a person who loves bugs, I can't say anything without the person I'm talking to reacting with disgust. Today I had to literally beg a coworker for the life of a spider, and then after I put it in a nook outside she thought it'd be funny to show me a video she took of her killing one. Like idk man. Birds scare the shit out of me but I still get why people love them. They come in pretty colors and they sound nice and they're interesting to observe. I don't understand why people don't feel the same about bugs. The rich amber color of a cockroach, the iridescent glow of a fly, the intricate hydraulics that power their little legs, the chirp of a beetle, the art of the spider's web... It's all so beautiful. Why is it the habit of so many to destroy?

[shkspr]

[guy who doesnt do literally anything voice] there just aint enough hours in the day to get everything done that needs to be done am i right

[chloesimaginationthings]

The Afton’s different ways of parenting in FNAF

[wcdonaldo]

*girl who wakes up at noon voice* how is it this late already

[cloudabserk]

idea and text stolen from this post:

[renewashere]

it's just like licking your finger to feel the direction of the wind!

(stanley and stanford reaction:)

[energ00n]

Tell a joke, crack a smile!!

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