#i like bestie jason too but simp jason is just.

[wild-flowerhoney]

need more jasico fics where jason is a simp and everyone just kinda. stares at him making an absolute fool of himself to make nico notice him

[beansthebylershipper]

Stranger things teens ship analysis

disclaimer: I can’t write about all the stranger things ships in one post, so I have another post about stranger things kids ships (Byler, Lumax, etc.), and am also planning to make one about the adults.

Jancy: Jancy was really cute up until season 4. Then their relationship became kinda toxic. But in all the other seasons I definitely shipped them, and I’m pretty confident that they are an endgame ship. Rating: 6.5/10

Stancy: I’ve never shipped Stancy, and I don’t think that the duffers want us to either. They were clearly just used as a prop to get Jancy going, and they were quite a toxic relationship. Steve and Nancy are better off with other people, and I hope that Steve will realize that like Nancy did. Rating: 0/10

Ronance: The idea of Ronance is cute and I ship it about as much as I ship Jancy, but I don’t see it becoming canon because Robin and Vickie both canonically like eachother, but who knows, I wouldn’t mind much if I were wrong 🤷. Rating: 6/10

Jargyle: Jargyle is awesome, and I love it. I ship it about as much romantically as I do platonically, and you guys are really out here doing gods work with the fanwork. I don’t see it becoming canon because it’s pretty clear that they are just besties, but I’d love it if it was. Rating: 7/10

Stonathan: to be honest I don’t see the chemistry at all with this one, but the idea of the ship is cute. And I mean, Steve was pretty chill with the fact that Jonathan literally slept with his girlfriend in season 2. Rating:4/10

Steddie: I liked Steddie at first, but Steddie fans have kinda ruined it for me. A lot of them are either Eddie stans/simps, or fujoshis, both of which are a red flag. The ship it’s self is really cute, but some of the fans are problematic and we all know that if one of them wasn’t white there wouldn’t be nearly as many fans, I mean look at them compared to jargyle, both are healthy ships, but only one has a large amount of creepy fans, and yet that one has WAY more shippers. I think that that’s a little suspicious. (Also I’m aware that there are plenty of normal Steddie shippers out there, I just think that there are more problematic ones than there should be.) Rating: 4/10

Stobin: NO. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. ROBIN IS A LESBIAN. IF YOU SHIP STOBIN ROMANTICALLY, GET OFF MY ACCOUNT. Rating: -100000/10

Rockie: (is that the ship name for Robin and Vickie?) I don’t have that much of an opinion on this ship, but it’s pretty cute I guess. My only problem with it is that I wish that they had given Vickie more screen time or introduced her earlier in the series because it’s hard to me to care about a ship when I hardly know anything about one of the characters. I feel like that was kinda bad writing on the duffers part, but that’s my only problem with it, other than that it’s fine. Rating: 6/10

Buckingham: The fanwork for this ship is everything, but they literally have zero moments together. I get why people ship it though because the dynamic would be cute. Rating: 5/10

Chrissy x Jason: (what is the ship name for this????) Jason really cared about Chrissy, but they barely got any time together on the show, plus Chrissy was giving me lesbian vibes so- Rating: 3/10

Harringrove: Billy was definitely a simp for Steve, but Billy was rasist, abusive, and just a terrible person in general and Steve deserves a lot better. Rating: -100/10

Barb x Nancy: where is the hype for this ship?? It’s so cute! Barb wasn’t alive for very long so I don’t have that much to say on the ship, but i definitely shipped them while she was alive. Rating 7.5/10

Hellcheer : I didn’t see any chemistry for this tbh. They interacted once, when Chrissy tried to buy drugs from Eddie and then got vecnaed. I just dont see where people are getting a romantic relationship from, I guess. Rating 3/10

Part one ⬇️

[noisyalmonddreamer]

My judgment on you based on who you simp for

(A/n) This is technically a valentines day post but I’m impatient so.... 

Percy:

You don’t like change. He was probably one of your first if not first “official” book character crushes. You also probably have trust issues and or attachment issues. Things that upset you don’t make sense to others normally. You might not have liked Annabeth at first cause you felt jealous. Oh wait, did you hear that? It’s the sound of your 30 alarms going off all from over an hour ago. You should go handle that.

 Jason:

DID SOMEONE SAY DADDY ISSUES- Jk. Kinda… you like him but you’re not intense about it. UNLESS someone goes on the whole “Jason is a worst version of Percy” or something kinda like that. Then you will tie them down and…havoc. In an IRL relationship you want someone stable who's generally pretty mature.

 Leo:

Okay. Listen. I like you. But we get it. We ALL get it. You like him. You don’t need to bring it up every second tho. Also when are you gonna face that childhood trauma? You just gonna let it sit there while you read fanfic and listen to character audios or…Also PLEASE go take a mental health day instead of giving yourself busy work to ignore it. 

 Nico:

bro. Please. Tame your savior complex. It’s screaming right now. Gasping for breath. But he probably was the first like “emo” type character you fell for and now your favorites are always the emo loner types. You really enjoy characters with sad backstories. If you watched Voltron you probably liked Keith. There’s also a huge change that you have those fingerless gloves with skeleton hands on them. Also please sit up straight. Your back is screaming in pain rn

 Frank:

…Is everything okay at home? I understand. You want rank to hug you while you cry.I’ve never met a mean Frank simp. You’re a sweetheart. I give you a kith on the forehead *mewa* also sweetie…you’re not annoying them by texting them. Just text your friends. They want to hear from you 

 Will:

Listen. I’m also mad Will doesn’t get a lot of attention. But you don’t need to write a 50 slide presentation on why he’s a good character and shouldn’t only be used as Nico’s boyfriend (but I get it) anyway…You’re a bisexual(or really anywhere under the liking multiple gender umbrella). Who’s either very offended by “liking men is disgusting” jokes or finds them very funny. No middle ground. That or you’re mentally unstable. Or both. Probably both. But real talk, bestie, go take some time off. You need it. 

 ALSO ISTG IF I SEEN ANY CHILDREN OF APOLLO HERE-

 Magnus:

He formed your type. If you watch MHA you like Denki. You like the dumb ass characters who could probably kill you instantly. YOU ALSO NEED TO DRINK SOME WATER HOLY HERACLES. You also probably like the goofy characters that have sad backstories. You relate to Luisa Madrigal way too much. You’re the therapist friend and are about to break. Please get help bestie.

 Hearth: 

Either you’re the sweetest person alive or a living nightmare. But like… are y’all okay? You’re starving for Hearthstone content. You probably got a lot of responsibility put on you as a kid. Also when people talk about the elf boys they had a crush on you talk about hearthstone and everyone’s confused. If you were younger when you read the series (and had a crush on him) you were interested in learning sign.

 Alex:

Just say you’d date yourself. Your form of flirtation is being mean to someone. There’s a good chance Alex was your first (clear) queer crush. You probably searched up “is it gay to like a gender fluid person?” Like 30 times. Bro you need to stop bottling up your emotions till one tiny thing breaks you. It’s not healthy. Maybe try emotional journaling, it works better than you’d think.

[dollmakersfans]

Hello! I was wondering if you can do some random hcs about the proxies or creepypastas?

Have a nice day or night :)

Thank you for asking!♡♡

I will do some Hc for every creepypasta and proxy I can remember

Masky:

• He sometimes forgets he has his mask on and sleeps with it

• When someone annoys him he ignores it or gets angry and tries to kill them

• sorry to say this but Masky doesn't have practically any emotions, so no he won't hug you and love you mr/mrs. Masky simp

• He doesn't care for anyone, not even for himself

Hoodie:

• he SHOULD be dead but apparently no- HE ALWAYS LIVES

• He never talk to anyone expect Masky Slenderman and sometimes the other proxies, never to creepypastas

• He likes to walk in the city on christmas night

Toby:

• His ticks get worse (he can hurt himself) when he's sad angry or stressed

• He doesn't annoy Masky with that "hey Masky"

• He once slapped Slenderman on purpose and said it was a tick, he does this every time and gets away with it

Kate:

• for Slenderman she is very easy to manipulate

• She never washed her mask so it's full of blood.. Dirt and none touches it, they put that mask in a plastic bag when she isn't using it

• She walk with Rouge... She walks Rouge*

Rouge:

• She is practically an animal

• She has 2 personalities who Slenderman can altern by manipulating her

• She is practically always out in the woods killing

Ok let's finish here with the proxies I know there are others so if you want I will do them

Creepypastas

Lj:

• He hates Slenderman and tries to make him go away for as long as possible

• He doesn't hate Sally or Ben, he doesn't lovr them either, he just got used to them

• I'm not ashamed of saying this: he has those man boobs.. Soft men boobs

Laughing Jill:

• lesbian.

• She likes to celebrate her birthday

• She rarely wears heels, too uncomfortable

Jason the toymaker:

• Wears boots with platform

• When he's sad his hair becomes black

• He is superkind to Candy pop

Candy pop:

• He always forgets to knock and walks in when ppl are grtting out of the shower

• He is italian, and swears in Italian when he gets mad

• He is the one cooking

Nathan the nobody:

• He is calm but never make him mad

• Since both him and Vine are schizophrenic they sometimes talk about what they see

• He likes to cook with Candy (they are besties♡♡)

Vine the dollmaker:

• He is a tornado of emotions on the inside but on the outside he always has a calm face

• Sotthing and charming voice

• Probably one of the most smart creepypastas. Why? He can read and write russian and he teached hinself english. We are talking about 2 different languages

• He plays the piano very well

Julius the dressmaker:

•Dreamed about a sugardaddy when he was young

• Always dresses like it's Milano fashion week

• Wanted a dog a parrot and a cat, Killian said no so it's no

I think I'm gonna stop here because rn I can't think of anything else for anyone

Thank you again for asking have a great day beautiful♡♡♡

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