#i lik ehim

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

dave Miller as a character is so fuckin funny to me and I'll say it again. Cannonically super fucking rich William Afton is pretending to be a defunt mall security guard or a Freddy's maintenance worker. That's so funny. He has to be doing a fake american accent too. Guy who grins at you and you feel a pang of fear and you do not know why.

[babyslutbuck]

tommy is literally yucky i don't wanna look at him anymore

[builders-league-patriot]

Yeah tav has something going on with engi, but engi also has something going on with jane who has something going on with zhanna, so I don’t think tav would think it was that weird

WLEL YEAH BUTN I DONT LIK EHIM LIKE THAT!!!!

[sugarsprinkles]

do you know moppy

I really lik ehim

[am3ricanj3sus]

MY DREEEEEAM MY DREAM.

k so like characters: coco (my crush), gru (his bsf), mr h (teacher in the class part), mr k (teacher outside selling food), jerm (random guy associated with coco and gru somehow) and my bffs i will call pearl, luna and bell.

so like the earliest part i remember is like i was besties with gru for some reason. like we would text, send photos back and forth and shit. so like i dont think gru knew i liked coco in the dream. becuase gru like sent a photo of him, coco and this guy that i dont like. so i was like "get that mf off my screen and show me cocos ass" and he said like "what you lik ehim or sum?" and i was like maybe js dont tell him.

THEN coco texts! but its like hes texting me from grus contact and is like "hey its been me the whole time not gru" and i get a message from cocos contact and its like "hey its gru sorry i switch the contacts" and im like WHATTTTTTTT. then cocos like, "i like you, do you like me?" so then yk dream time skip and im all of a sudden at school.

so now im in mr hs class with pearl, luna and bell. we're sitting at like the lab table. then coco, gru and like two friends walk in and its like "oooo" cause I DIDNT RESPOND TO HIS "do you like me too text?" EVEN THOUGH I DO. i just never responded for some reason. so my friends there looking at me like oooo there cocos and im like guys i gotta tell you something... so we start whispering and im telling them and they are like OMG NO FUCKING WAY and im like YES IDK WHAT TO DO.

cause like im lowkey panicking cause i told gru like personal stuff and turns out it was COCO THE WHOLE TIME!!! so like i look away from my group and coco and gru keep glancing over and im like FUCKKKK?!!!!! then the bell rings and i like zoom out of the class. and before i left i can see coco tryna get my attention out of the corner of my eye and im like NAHHH! so i walk down the hall and like my pre calc teacher, mr k is like selling food with the culinary teacher.

so like me and pearl get in line to buy something, yk big back territory. and im telling her like omg what if he finds me and trys to talk to me AHHH. then out of NOWHERE i get a text from jerm, who like ever in real life doest talk to coco, and it says "so you dont fw my boy coco?" and IM LIKE WHATTTTTT

so me and pearl leave the line to meet bell and luna and theyre like "omg you should hear what coco and gru and jerm r saying about you" so im like WHAT THE FUCK GUYS. YOU JS CONFESSED UR LOVE FOR ME LAST NIGHT WHAT IS THIS??? and i go around to like where they hang out then im bout talk to coco and MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK GOES OFF??? WHAT THE FUCK

so yeah guys. i woke up confused and angry and I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

[siphonophored]

natsume...I lik ehim as well

[clownkillsyou]

[qlownbun]

i like a blonde lawyer :\

[kyufiber-moved]

"i cAnT CoMpLicAtE tHiNgS bY KiLLiNg hiM" or u could just say ur in love w him still n that's why u wont kill him but ok

[tshifty]

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[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

the noble Ralph Phoneguy

PROMPTS !

First impression

I can't really remember what Wren-10-years-ago thought about the guy but I think it was vaguely sympathetic. I probably woobified him cus I was like 11. I think i gave him blond fluffy hair and an eyepatch?

Impression now

Really sympathetic. Generally very pleased with his characterisation in the week before. Downtrodden employee who's way too invested in his job. Sweet guy who doesn't know he can stand up for himself. I like him.

Favorite moment

Favourite RALPH MOMENT is the thing from the book where he quotes this one advert every day at work. I like it.

Idea for a story

I have been writing a second person Ralph pov thing with him and Dave about sensing something's off without being able to put your finger on what. Also bowling.

Unpopular opinion

I'm really unsure of what the wider ralph consensus is tbh. I've seen it mentioned that his memory problems might be ghost related and like... no. He's just traumatised and dissociative lmao. I've been concidering making younger him a tad shady too (like maybe he did some dirtywork for fazbears when he first joined) but that definatly mellows out as he gets older. Now he just endangers people by accident and negligence.

Favorite relationship

I think him and Dave are funny. I don't necesserally ship them or anything i just like the idea that they hung out at all. Also his relationship with his daughter is very sweet and makes me sad.

Favorite headcanon

He possess Helpy. It makes me giggle. He's stuck in the little plastic bear and now Henry ACTUALLY doesn't have to pay him instead of coming up with excuses not to.

[gwynerso]

so, I was thinking about cute things I could commission of the bat fam (and friends) for the holiday period and I had a list together and I was REALLY proud of it. Then I realised. I forgot Jason Todd. 

[beenyos]

hi Tumblr im watching grays anatomy

[joelywoely]

i am mentallt ill about ranboolive btw if it wasnt clear <— i want to bash his head in with a bowlinf ball but also he is rhe prettiesr boy wver and i lov ehim so much hes my bwsr friend

it's ok he has that affect on many

I am lik this 4 him

[heroicmeep]

pixy. i lik ehim

[markets]

WAIT I FUCKE DUP ON THAT POST I MEANT OT BUT JUST LIK EHIM M NOTHGIN