#i lieterally do .

[moe-broey]

My beauftul slumbering mind conjures such compelling Nd evocative imagery such as Moe and Bugerpants UTDR renting shitty movies and watching them in a dingy basement all in accordance to ghe artstyle and me, myself, in a grocery store, getting swarmed and gnawed on by toy Freddles like little mini toy Freddies from FNAF that if there's too many of tehm theu Kill You , and you'll never guess what woke me up w a start A literfal fuckkng jumpscare. What did my subconscious brain mean by this.

[strangegirlswag]

I JUST CGOT ASKED TO PROM??!?!

[plantainblood]

i wanna undergo a major training camp, like some adonis before his fight with viktor drago kinda shit. i have lieterally 0 reason to do this but i just want to know what it feels like to push my body to absolute breaking point and then walk out the other side stronger than ive ever known. i want to know what it feels like to loose all hope in the physicality in my body yet somehow still have faith that there’s still something in me. i just want to loose myself then actively force myself to find it, but this times it’s shiner, stronger and more hungry than before

[ispreadrabieslikewildfire]

accidentally unfollowed trying to send this ask i'm so graceful🍓🍓🍓🍓

GEGGRGRGRRR HOW DO I NOT BE CHEESE

okay so we lieterally just made up my evil twin brother hester and i creamed over a bodypillow earlier...that wa ssomthing.... YOUR THE ONLYONE WHO WOULD PUT UP WITHTHAT BULLSHIT😡😡😡💥💥 *goes alpga* you like.... uh... notice stuff ig... *ripsshirt off and howls* ermmm >< its been like 11 years what am i going to say ALSO STOP BEING ANNOYING OMFG YOUR SUCH A BITCH YOU SAY 'sorry im rablong' WHEN ARE YIU NOT??? IM SO USED TO IT JUST FINSIH YOUR RAMBLE SO I CAN READ IT ALL?? IM ALWAYS PUT ON SUSPEMSE 😡😡 also sorry i never read your messages🙁 im just SILLY!!! Anyway happy 11 years of habing to deal with my back problems... i guess🙄🙄 ALSO THE RELIGIOUS TRAUMA SHIT IS SO JUICY LIKENI DONT THINK IVE EVER APPRECIATED MY LOVE FOR IT (meaninh i love cunty priests) ANYWYA ><><>< Ya !! ٩( ᐛ )و  now fuck you hope brother bleeds your ears off or wtv grass grows sun shines and yeah

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1105: The Girl and Her Soup Dad (Epithet Erased)

9:34 p.m. at Crusher's Living Room........

Tv: ('SMACK') Anyone else wants a piece!?

Molly: (Sitting Next to Giovanni on the Sofa) I would kill to have a Grunkle like that in my family tree.....

Giovanni: I'd kill to have him and his cool looking punchy things in his knuckles. Those things must've cost a fortune to own.

Molly: Those punchy things are brass knuckles, Boss, and those things only cost thirty to forty dollars to buy. (Lays her Head Bext to Giovanni's Arm) Though knowing Grunkle Stan, I wouldn't be surprised if he stole it from a store somewhere.

Giovanni: (Eyes Starts Litting and Sparkling Up) He would've been an EXCELLENT member of our newly found crew! ('Sighs in a Bit of Defeat') If only he was real......

Molly: (Turns to Giovanni) You still haven't come up with a name for our team?

Giovanni: (Sighs Again) Not yet I haven't. Every time I come up with one it would always come out lame and weak. (Ball his Fists Up in Determination) I want our name to sound powerful, menacing, something that would be remembered and feared to those who DARE tries to cross us! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!.......Also, I want us to look more cool than we already are. (Puts on a Bright, Dopey Smile on his Face)

Molly: (Giggles Softly) I'm sure you'll come up with something~ You're not our dastardly boss for nothing, you know?

Giovanni: Damn right! But no boss is complete without the help and support of his lovely boyz, you especially, Beartrap. (Ruffles the Top of Molly's Hair)

Molly: (Giggles Ticklishly) Thanks! I'm really glad to be here. Which reminds me....

Giovanni: Hm?

Molly: Do you, Crusher and Spike wanna go out and do something tomorrow? Maybe go to the movies theater and watch that Elemental movie you wanted to watch.

Giovanni: Sure thing. Ooh! Can we finally try out that Family Discount plan I've been working on? can be the dad, Spike can be the mom, you and Crusher can be our well mannered kids, hell, we can even have four eyes play the role of the nerdy middle child who has less love and attention!

Molly: (Pouts at Giovanni) Boss!

Giovanni: What? He's a nerd himself most of the time.

Molly: Yeah and he's also as equally as loved as the rest of us. No pretend family member left behind!

Giovanni: Alright, alright. We'll give him equal love .....(Forms a Bit of an Evil Grin) Not before embarrassing the hell out of him first~

Molly: ('Sigh') Just don't go overboard, okay?

Giovanni: No promises!~ (Frowns a Bit) But uhh....Molly?

Molly: Yeah? What's wrong?

Giovanni: Father's Day's also tomorrow. Are you gonna be okay by then?

Molly: Uh...Yeah, I think so? Why wouldn't I be?

Giovanni: Just making sure. I don't want you to think of it as a constant reminder of you know who.....

Molly: Who? Martin?

Giovanni: Yeah- (Eyes Widened a Bit) Wait. You're....calling him by his first name now?

Molly: Kind of? (Turns Away a Bit While Rubbing her Arm) I'm still debating if I still want to call him my dad or not.

Giovanni: (Scoffs While Crossing his Arms and Turning Away) I'd personally wouldn't give him the time of day and call him Fatso. (Turns Back to Molly While Giving her a Small, Reassuring Smile) But whatever you want to call him is alright with me, Beartrap.

Molly: Thanks, Boss. But....('Sigh') I dunno. This is starting to get more harder I hoped it wouldn't be. On one hand, we're blood related and he was decent parent when mom was still around.

Giovanni: But you feel like everything between you guys never been the same after that.

Molly: Exactly! Ever since mom died, he became more lazy, irresponsible and has little to NO care about anything or anyone around him! Meanwhile, I always ended up doing everything around the store and clean up after him and Lori while they're out in their own lieteral make believe land without a SINGLE. THANK YOU! (Let's Out a Frustrated Groan as She Crunches her Hands Up I Front of Her) It's infuriating, I hate them both!

Giovanni: (Gently Places his Hand onto Molly's Shoulder) I know you do, kiddo, and I completely get where you're coming from in all of this. But you don't have to see or think about him or your sister anymore if you really don't want to. You still have tons of years being a kid to look forward to before adulthood comes and wring it's dumb, ugly head around, am I right?

Molly: (Starts Giggling Once More) Dumb amd ugly are understatements~ (Takes a Deep Breath Before Speaking) But yeah, you're right. I don't feel like seeing dad or Lori anytime soon, but I do have a whole life ahead of me right now waiting for me take part of, and I'm gonna enjoy every moment of it with the people I truly care about. (Happily Hugs Giovanni's Arm) That includes you too, boss~

Giovanni: (Chuckles Lightly) That's the spirit, Beartrap! We got your back every step of the way, you can count on it.

Molly: (Happily Nodded) Right. Thanks for listening and letting me ramble on about my problems yet again. I know it's getting redundant at this point.

Giovanni: Nah, don't worry about it, kiddo. If anyone's deserving of letting their anger out, it's definitely you. I just hope it helps you feel a better.

Molly: Oh it does. I doubt I'll ever be over it completely, but I'm glad I was able to get it out of my chest for now.

Giovanni: Good, good. (Starts Ruffling onto Molly's Hair Some More) Can't have our pretend baby girl get mad all night before tomorrow comes~

Molly: (Giggles Ticklishly While Swatting Gio's Hand Off her Hair) Will you quit already, soup dad!?~ I just got done brushing my hair for the rest of the night!~

Giovanni: Soup Dad?

Molly: Yeah. You make soup and you've been acting more or less like a dad as of late. (Smiles Brightly) Put them together and I myself the coolest Soup Dad I could ever ask for.

Giovanni: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Awwwww~ You really are a sweet kid, you know?

Molly: And you're the sweetest, evilest boss ever. (Gives Gio a Kiss on the Cheek) Happy Early Father's Day, Giovanni.

Giovanni: Thanks, Molly. You too.

@aprilbrowines

[nonbinaryronaldreagan]

god ihate having a moral compass i would literally be such a good fucking vulture capitalist like im sucha silly market manipulator a a silly schemer lieterally when i was a teenager playing on minecraft servers i would buy up all of the rare items and sell them at increased prices. i could do this with like fucking rice and epipens if only i didnt care about my fellow man OH WELL

[idontwanttospoiltheparty]

hot take: i know it’s fun to speculate all pauls sad songs from the let it be era are somewhat related to john/band breakup, but honestly my take is that something like the long and winding road could lieterally be about jane? like this man wrote countless songs about her, had a long relationship with her, he considered her his best friend, they lived together for some time and were even engaged. like she was his muse for quite sometime, i really doubt it would be a case of “oh well, we’ve broken up the memories are gone!” lol humans don’t work like that. especially people like paul who really holds on to memories. im not saying he wasn’t in love with linda at the time, but his relationship with her was still new and based on how some people have described paul after jane broke it off, he was a wreck, so i can only imagine some of those feelings would pass in songs of heartbreak. like it hadn’t even been a year. i mean paul literally said in his lyrics book about jane “but the memories don’t fade.”

This is interesting. Re: TLAWR specifically, I think my take on that would somewhat depend on when the song was written. It already existed at the start of the Get Back sessions… (though I know you pointed out it doesn't have to be linear, but I still am unsure) I do wonder if the song Let It Be, which was around in September 1968 already, was maybe somewhat related.

BUT, I think there's another point here. I agree "humans don't work like that" but I think that also applies to how they process things happening to them at the same time. The reality is that the band (and John in particular) took a nosedive at the same time as Jane and Paul's relationship ended, so I think these two things were probably not as easily separable to Paul as they may be to us. It all might just combined into A Generally Shitty Period, y'know.

I have very similar feelings on the songs Paul ascribed to his 1965 fight with Jane – I'm Looking Through You, You Won't See Me, We Can Work It Out – the latter two I've seen theorized as being about John (funny how you don't see the most bitter one ascribed to him though), in relation to John and Paul's ongoing conflict over acid at the time. My take here is that it's very possible that both these fights coinciding made the situation worse than the sum of its parts to Paul. Your girlfriend walking out on you is worse if your best friend has been being a dick to you for months, and it might make everything feel more hopeless and desperate, which could ultimately influence the music, at least indirectly.

So I agree with you and I don't fully, because I don't think it has to be an either/or. I also think songs can change their meanings after having been technically fully written – this is a bit how I feel about Two Of Us. And also, I do want to say that sometimes Paul is just writing stuff and it's not that personal lol. Although I don't think The Long And Winding Road is such an example.

[esspurrr]

i lieterally dont even do anything fun when im drunk i just watch minecraft streams

[rumble-aint-a-rumble-without-me]

hi hello dillo!! :D im new 'round these parts, but this place looks very inviting and you yourself give a very friendly impression ☺️ i dont mean to take up too much of your time, or space of your countertops, hehe, but i need to share a silly little thought and got a little lost looking for a place to do so... so maybe you and your lovely regulars could entertain yourselves to it? 🤭

here's the thought that's been plaguing me for a while now! you see, i have a huge crush on ponyboy, and it occured to me that the gang would tease the two of us relentlessly because, you see... i go by elf as my name! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) pony and elf... the *⁠.⁠✧ magical forest ✧.* jokes almost write themselves! 😆

that would be all! thank you for providing a space to share such silly little thoughts, and helping at least one person feel heard and listened to, even if it gets lost in your inbox... 🫣

hope this covers the cost of my drink and your time... 💰ヾ⁠(⁠･ᴗ･⁠*⁠)⁠ﾉ see you around, partner! (am i getting the country jargon right? 🤭)

This is lieterally?? One of the cutest asks?? I’ve ever received?? You took so much time for these and I feel so loved-

Please don’t worry about taking up my time or counterspace, take a seat and the saloon and I’d happily spend all day talking with you <3

Ponyboy is a total cutie and from the vibes of this ask, I think you guys would do really well together, even if the gang liked to joke about your names :D

[aimeewai]

Hii Aimee🌷 hope you are doing well !!

I don't know if will you mind it , but I save your every written proses and poems , your writing touches my heart and are my everyday inspiration to write even more better .

Thank you so much ,you are God gifted and my favourite .

Love you 🌹

I have one thing to ask , can you give me some book recommendations . I'll love to read them .

Thank you , manifesting good things on your way !!

Some of my favorite books at this time are:

1. On Writing by Stephen King

2. The Creative Act by Rick Rubin

3. Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

4. The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran

Another thing I’ll mention is that I love photography: and Saul Lieter in particular. Happy you reached out 🤍 xoxo

[webslingingslasher]

j i swear lucks for everyone but me

today i went to this tiny little caffe thats on campus with my friends. like i insisted SO much i wanted to go there, my friends lieterally just went for me. so we make the 10minute walk to the caffe (which is in the opossite direction of the cafeteria, where we usually go) and i get there first.

GUESS WHO I FUCKING SEE??

when mr psicologist (idk if i told you the guy form my last ask was a psicology student) is RIGHT THERE. MIND YOU, THIS PLACE IS SO TINY IF I HAD GONE IN I WOULD'VE BEEN RIGHT NEXT TO HIM.

anyway i saw him for a fraction of a second, turned around and walked away so fucking fast

when i say i walked away i mean i completely blacked out and regained consiousness a good three minutes away. then i carried on walking for a few more minutes until i found a quiet place and sat down to process it 😭😭

friends said they yelled after me but i didnt hear anything at all 😭 also, i thought i said something to them but apparently i did not. my exit was straight up instinctual

-🧮

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 DO NAWT LET THIS MAN RUN YOUR LIFE

[planesspoken]

Attorney General Nominee Under Scrutiny fir Sex Scandal, Perhaps More Concerning He's Not a Lawyer

He's going to be so easy to fire.

Could be a slow news day.

Could be a bad news day.

It could be the natural course of events.

Count me out.

Disenchantment is an erosion of the underpinnings of democracy.

You want enchantment, watch a Disney movie forget all about it.

One is 90 minutes the other is 4 years.

When is the last time you voted.

When was the last episode of ATG?

It's not all butter popcorn and fountain drinks.

It was tranquil almost eerily quiet.

Peaceful almost too peaceful.

The world didn't feel like it was talking apart. Is Biden in office again?

I can't wait til that guy gets fired, I never liked him to begin with...

The attorney general has just been fired.

It's a bike partisan issue really, it's part of the grease that keeps the wheels in motion.

Less drama.

That doesn't mean more diaramas.

What about charts with economic growth.

How do we get there. The Charts. Can there be numbers. Yeah all kinds of numbers and percentages. Pie charts

The charts are the growth. Nobody asks a digital company what it makes.

It makes posts.

The platform is the product.

Stay out of politics you get invited to some weird parties.

A mind for tea, weigh the issues.

They're not all 12 ounces at a time if you know what I mean.

Diet soda.

Light beer.

Milk shake.

How do they make money.

I don't know.

Stick to your job.

They don't have a job title for what I do.

Lousy and good for nothing?

They haven't been monetized yet.

Are we discouraging an active role in leadership.

Ill give ya a lieter it might cost ya an arm.

It comes with the territory.

Responsibility?

If you have to say it do you really mean it.

Here we go.

[sanjidysphoria]

im lieterally so hot without eyebrows why do i have them

[plantainblood]

pregnancy scares will kill me. i’m supposed to be loser loner that is secretly thirsted for but never actyally fucked. brown chloe sevigny. brown carrie bradshaw. brown naiomi campbell. i was supposed to be untouchable. now im scared. im on a road trip and all i can do is worry and scream and cry and my tears are turning black and im convinced my water is positioned with mercury and im in the middle of south australia no where to be found and my dead corpse is lieterally rotting away on the shore right now so i don’t know how im typing this in this old ass airbnb that has 0 reception so yes. i am doing so so so good lovers

[floodnetworks]

when ajj said ive got essays ive got finals due. couldntve said it better myself

[paneerlajwanti]

"what is the first name of that someone you are meeting today"