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did you know that the hole in the apple didn-
oh hold on im getting a call...
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okay i have bad news. he lied about that.
#miss textures art#art#my art#will wood#will wood fanart#the normal album#outliars and hyppocrates: a fun fact about apples#i lied about the apple thing
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will we forgive wood?
#will wood#will wood fanart#artists on tumblr#wwatt fanart#fanart#i lied about the apple thing#the new normal#the normal album#will wood and the tapeworms
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If you love me, let me let you go my love
#will wood#will wood lyrics#the normal album#outliars and hyppocrates: a fun fact about apples#i lied about the apple thing
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who up being too weird to love but too scared to die :3
#beeleeww rants about her life#the normal album#outliars and hyppocrates: a fun fact about apples#i lied about the apple thing#will wood
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Cosplan cosplan cosplan cosplan cosplan
#will wood#the new normal#ww#wwattw#will#will where are your tapeworms?#william woodiam#william#cosplay#cosplans#thoughts#comfort#well better than the alternative#i me myself#laplaces angel#memento mori#i lied about the apple thing#feat the onceler#onceler#karen thanksjdhdhs for the dialetics
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#will wood#the normal album#the new normal!#i lied about the apple thing#LOVING this song in the remaster#Spotify
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will wood, my favorite music maker, has released a remaster of his hit album, the normal album. and I gotta say IT SLAPS. OUTLIARS AND HYPPOCRATES IS SO GOOD. IT USED TO BE GOOD BUT LIKE IT'S 400% better I'M GONNA CRY
#will wood#outliars and hyppocrates: a fun fact about apples#I lied about the apple thing#who up willing they wood rn#YIPPEE#i'm GOING CRAZY!@!!!FSDJKJHGDFHJKGDFHJGKFDJHGDFJKJKGFKGFDJHKJG
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HE 👦 LIED 🤥 ABOUT 📖 THE 😡 APPLE 🍎 THING ☝️
#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#wwatt#wwattw#outliars and hyppocrates: a fun fact about apples#i lied about the apple thing (skeleton-bones edition)#the normal album#the new normal
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All the new tittles from The New Normal! (The Normal Album 2024 edit)
#my fav new tittle is “i lied about the apple thing...”#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#the normal album#the new normal#wwattw#normal album
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The honest highlight of The New Normal! is the way the new tracks are named. The horror of watching a completely new self-referential seven-word title rolling across you screen on Spotify is...
#also honestly the new names made me somehow more alert when listening to the tracks which is a plus!#second sight seer! s! (2222024 edit) my beloved#i can't believe he lied about the apple thing 😔#will wood#the new normal
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i'm a little tired of biblical retellings where eve and lucifer fuck. like idk call me crazy but if some guy lied to me, manipulated me into eating an apple and giving my husband some, which ended up having me and my guy kicked out of heaven and the beginning of all human suffering put upon us i'd be pissed. like yo i'm four days old why did u lie to me. what's your deal asshole.
#like i love biblical adaptations that dont take it srsly but like#i need more where adam and eve r BEEFING with lucifer not bc god is evil but bc theyre not all that cheesed about the whole apple thing#like imagine ur eve rq. you are maybe two days old. your husband is like three days old. some snake is like 'nooo trust the apple is chill'#and no one has ever lied to anyone ever before so u dont even realize hes lying. so u eat the apple and its not bad so u give some to ur bf#and next thing u know ur embarrassed and naked and also HOMELESS ??? BECAUSE THE SNAKE LIED ???? AND NOW UR FUCKED#like idk. stop making her in love with that man let her kill him with hammers
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everyone stop what you’re doing and look at little ume with his mom and dad even tho i swear ive talked about how much i love it before (its under the cut in case some people dont want spoilers)
They are the cutest!!!!! sometimes i go back and read his backstory like multiple times. I wanna know the little things like the pieces of his parents that stayed with him that just make him Ume yknow? yea he gets his "eating with the people you love makes the food taste better" thing but does he laugh like one of them? Who does he get his bad eyesight from? I need a 10,000 word expose or ill have to start making my own stuff up
#its official art but its under the cut in case people dont want spoilers?? its cute tho and i keep it in my camera roll#i lied btw i already make up headcanons about all of this but you'd have to drag it out of me kicking and screaming#I KNOW people aren't as passionate about this as i am and im totally ok with that#also tho....these two bundles of sunshine people dont have any family??? the manga said umemiya didnt have ANY relatives thats wild#but i guess two people who made up the rule that the whole family has to eat together may have some past where they'd had to eat alone b4#ahh i grew up eating alone too so i totally get it ugggghhh i love sharing my food and letting people try the things i make???#mari says#i never feel as fulfilled as when i make pies for people#this is my number one secret but....the secret to the best apple pie ever?#chopped bacon in the crust ♡⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝♡
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柄本 佑 || 「光る君へ」 (2024) · 第十五回 「おごれる者たち」
#柄本佑#tasuku emoto#光る君へ#hikaru kimi e#1x15#made by me#fujiwara no michinaga#藤原道長#I know he's up to SOMETHING but the first scene is really fucking moving#the way he told michikane there's no need to be the fall guy anymore😭😭😭the soft 'aniue. I want you to be happy'. how I screamed.#and when he said that father's not with them anymore his eyes seem tearing up a little...just kill me pls#he swallowed and his adam's apple rolling..ughhhhh#also the last one he stared at sadaijin-sama's hand for a beat#I wonder if he ever thought about how he didn't get to do this with Kaneie😔#bc kaneie is that kind of fucking domineering guy who valued vanity & dignity too much to die as an ordinary man#the archery scene is A++#and I feel like he's sort of back to being Saburo after that scene like. saying it was childish to beef with his nephew#this is such a Saburo thing to say. something harmless and self-mocking. sometimes white lies#but dude you're dark as fuck. the last shot w the 'I'm gonna be Kanpaku' statement? scare the shit out of me#I'm gLAD michitaka stopped him😱#anyway they're just two dark souls atp#michikane wants to kill his older brother and michinaga's gonna keep him on a leash and let him be the fall guy like kaneie told him to#man...dairi is so fucked up. hardest place to survive#I get that it's the same with the forbidden city in my culture but still. this is way too dark#p.s. the 9th one's funny to me bc Tasuku-san's knuckles...like those are boxing knuckles! so out of time & place😂#(kaneie's out there somewhere in the stars and I still can't stop talking about him lol. I miss him :( )#(do I even believe that he's up not down? maybe. he did become a monk b4 he died.)#I've no problem with heavy power intrigue plots tho I've seen Tasuku implying his scenes lately were all about power struggles in dairi#I mean I do care about the mahiro storyline but the godfather -ish shit is just better
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My favorite comment on I Lied About the Apple Thing (Skeleton-Bones Edition)
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I’ve decided for this special occasion to delete my Ao3 stories. Post Haste!
(It is the first of April)
#apiril fools#I will make more posts#but pls don’t worry nothing I’m making would be scary/cruel#just blatant lies about the things I like/dislike#like ‘I love apple sauce yum yum’ (I hate it so much in actuality)
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He lied about the apple thing :(
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