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I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me

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Of interest to approximately 1.5 people, my conclusions about Never Stop Blowing Up as my first Dimension 20 show (video store employees get thrown into a world based on action movies and everything that happens is...the title of the show):

Very good! Incredibly polished production values and goes at a breakneck pace once they get into the fantasy world. Laughed until I couldn't breathe a few times.

It is nice to be able to recommend a DnD-adjacent thing without going you'll have to ignore the poor sound quality/all white male cast/2015 edgelord opinions, i promise it gets better!

I didn't know these actors at all going in. This means when Rekha Shankar looked winsomely self-deprecating and said "I want to ask a question... but I'm afraid you'll think it's stupid...", I mentally went oh sweetie I'm sure it's not stupid! women need to stop devaluing themselves! that's the patriarchy talking! and then she goes on to propose the most goddamn stupid thing that has ever been done in a televised table game and had to roll a dc100 check to make her own greasy shirt act like a mario kart powerup. she did this on purpose to make Brennan shriek. 10/10 no notes.

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When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home

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I had a dream that I witnessed something so funny that I needed to draw a comic about it, but nobody in the dream wanted to have a look at the comic or read it. I don't remember anything else about the dream but I needed to draw the comic and show y'all what it was.

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(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!

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ive also come to the conclusion that "laziness" is probably the stupidest, most hurtful, least useful, deliberately cruel concept in the world

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everyone had that one guy at their wizard school said edgy shit like "dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil" that ended up wanted in three countries for necromancy

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every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem

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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

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an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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i’m not aromantic but i believe in their beliefs

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I kind of love when there's a character who almost exclusively goes by their surname & a random fan calls them by their first name. What is your relationship with this character. Her own mother doesn't call her that

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i still like some of nick cave's music but i'll never forgive him for these lyrics

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Mario enemies tumblr blogs

Goomba: walknshroom9499527711 (i follow)

Koopa: goog72 (i block)

Boo: bl00dscary or tonguefreak

Shy guy: dirtyholelover

Bullet bill: bobsburgersfan100

Bowser: doesnt have

Bob omb: translucense (posts aesthetics)

Pink bob omb: not an enemy

Piranha plant: samantha-richardson

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Portalicious 🚪 Concept painting from 2020 for a project that ended up never happening.

Oil on canvas board, 8 x 10".