#i legitimately jumped so hard i wasnt expecting it

[megalophobic-astronomer]

was contemplating after finishing the dlc again and jumped so hard. i love this game

[code-otome-game]

Completed otome games, my thoughts, along with my fav characters (last updated: August 22nd 2021)

1. Code Realize - August 2021

Saint-Germain instantly caught my eye, along with Lupin ofc. I was curious about Impey but my friend who lent me her collection of otome games said he was shit. Code Realize was my reintroduction to otome games, and plummeted me into otome hell once more. As soon as I saw Herlock Sholmes, I wanted him as a route, and loved his Future Blessings route.

Saint Germain was my absolute favourite, and his route hurt me in all the right ways. His VA was amazing at conveying the emotion behind certain scenes.

2. Café Enchanté - August 2021

After completing Code Realize, I felt a little lost and didn't know what game to play next. I figured after the pain of some of the stuff in Code Realize, I'd go for something I thought would be a little more fun and a little lighter. Cafe Enchante was next on my list. I was instantly drawn to Misyr and Il, with Il being my first route. I absolutely loved Il, and was traumatized from having my fav boy be the one who was hurt the most again. Although, Misyr is definitely a top contender for most hurt fav as well...

3. Piofiore - August 2021

I continued on with Piofiore right after Cafe Enchante, and instantly knew I was interested in Dante and Yang. I went with Dante first, and was absolutely enamored by him. I was absolutely heartbroken to find out that I didn't get his best ending at first, and contemplated not playing the game for a while. But I decided against it and carried on, using a guide this time. I didn't think anyone else would surpass him in my mind, but boy was I wrong. I quickly fell in love with Yang once I started his route, and his route was the first to make me feel butterflies again in years since I played my last otome game.

However, after playing through all the routes and getting to the finale, I absolutely fell in love with Henri, and I'm honestly shocked that Nicola has left such an impression on me considering I didn't think much of him right after his route. Now it's hard *not* to think about him. But overall, I love all the men pretty equally. I'm super excited for 1926.

4. Collar x Malice - August 2021

I was definitely curious about this one and was tempted to start it multiple times when choosing which game to play next, however I put it off because I didn't like the protagonist being a cop.

The characters are honestly all super loveable, and I think I love them all a bit more equally then I do the Piofiore guys. I was surprised Saeki wasn't a route, until while I was playing Kei or Shiraishi's route when my friend spoiled he was Adonis' leader.

I fell in love with all the characters quite gradually through their stories, with the exception of Shiraishi. I knew he'd be the one I was the most curious and interested in. I was so excited when I finally unlocked his route, and I absolutely loved every single bit of the early half of it. His comments and interactions were hilarious, he was adorable *and* hot.... and he loves cats. What the hell more could I want from a guy? He makes me want to introduce him to my own cats and also makes me want to do mundane and sweet things with him just because he's so sweet and I love him.

I was absolutely heartbroken at his "best" ending, and thinking about his tragic ending hurts my heart. I legitimately only want the best for this man- I only want him to be happy and healthy and not confined to some stupid prison or Adonis...

It also feels strange, but I think I love him best *before* he got a little soft with the protagonist? His quick retorts and harsh comments were hilarious and I loved that so much about him, so I was a bit sad when he grew a bit soft later on.

At the time of writing these past 4 entries, CxM is the latest game I've played, so Shiraishi's story is still super fresh in my mind. I was as obsessed with most of the other men mentioned above as I am with him right now. I'm sure the following entries will contain more love-ramblings like this as I complete more games and add them to the list.

5. Amnesia: Memories - August/September 2021

Toma! Toma! Toma!!!

My first experience with ✨ the cage ✨. I went with Ikki at first, got his normal ending (thaT SHIT WAS SO SAD WTF ;-;) and then went back with a walkthrough for his good ending. But... his route was kinda underwhelming tbh. I liked it as I played it, but looking back now... it really was quite underwhelming. So was Shin's route, who I played after Toma. I was interested in who the culprit was, and was shocked with the reveal tbh. Buuut after playing Toma's route... it was understandable. Although I really wish that Shin's route had more affection in it... it felt more like a mystery with a little bit of romance rather then an otome game.

I played Toma's route after Ikki's, and omfg... Toma was truly an unexpected fav. Hated his good ending tho, idfk why you would be ok with just returning to normal after all of that... but whatever. I would willingly go in that cage I s2g. I LOVED his eyes too! When he gets dark and super possessive, those eyes are just... UGH. Yes please. ❤

I skipped the entirety of Kent's route because I really just don't give a fuck about him. Hes absolutely not my type. I felt bad skipping it, but... in the end I don't really care.

Ukyo was also an unexpected fav- I wad super curious about his route and suspected that all of the "interesting" and bad stuff that I had heard about would happen during his route buuuut... nope. Nothing of the sort. He was so damn sweet, but I will say that uh... insane side of him is kinda hot too. 👀 but omg, the fact that he's a photographer AND so damn dedicated to you and sweet is just... ugh. My heart. Ukyo and Toma definitely became my favs for this game, and I think this is the first time where my first route didn't end up being one of my favourites.

I love how sharp Toma is as well! That he knows so much about you and can easily find out things and such... but also- I really like how dedicated and caring Ukyo is. He's so protective and adorable! I really did feel bad for him during his route. I haven't gotten his normal ending yet, but the title of it is so fucking sad and I don't know if I even wanna go for it.

"Do you know Ukyo?"

6. Bustafellows - September 2021

Honestly, when I started playing Bustafellows I didnt expect to like many characters, if any at all. None of them were particularly appealing to me, at least visually... however, as I played the game, I was drawn to Shu and Mozu, as I found Shu to be the most attractive one of the bunch, and Mozu was interesting to me as a coroner. However, the first character I ended up with was... Crow. I was honestly a little surprised, but didn't care too much. I didn't know who I wanted to go with first, and honestly, as the common route progressed... I found myself liking Crow more.

Crow was the one I liked the least out of everyone, at least visually at first. I really didn't like his hair lmao. But as I read the common route, he really grew on me, and I couldn't help but be sweet to him, so ofc I ended up with his route first... and god, I really love him. He's so stupid and adorable. Like seriously.

I went with whoever the game would give me after Crow, and it gave me Helvetica. With Crow, I really loved his character, but didn't care much for his story. It was the opposite for Helvetica. I enjoyed his story a ton, but not his character. I then carried on with Shu, who I loved entirely. Both his character and story was really really good, and his bad ending... phew. Damn dude.

Mozu came after, and I honestly have mixed feelings about his route. I feel like there really needed to be more romance between him and the MC, but the end of his route where he finds his sister is.... oof. I literally went "thats rough buddy" in my head lmao. I felt so bad for him.

I liked Limbo a lot more then I thought I would as well! He was super adorable and sweet, and the story was pretty good too, so I really enjoyed his route. But overall, I believe Shu and Crow are my favs this time around. I can't believe I didn't like Mozu as much as I thought I would! But I feel like I would have liked him a shitton more if there was more to his route then there was.... smh.

Nightshade - September 2021

I almost immediately jumped right into Nightshade, although with doubts of enjoying it in my mind, as I wasnt in the mood for a historical japan setting. However! I loved the characters, and the story! By the end of it, I was thoroughly angry with the antagonists for hurting my BOYS like that...

The first one I went for was Kuroyuki, who I LOVED. I felt a little bit confused throughout his route, but I still quite enjoyed it. A sweet yandere. Babey boy. I love him.

Next was Chojiro, and oooohhhhh boy.... yeah. That was a little rough. BUT I feel like the story was very well suited for him!!! After that I went with Goemon, who was SO SWEET. For a moment, the "plot twist" had me, but then I realized there was no way he was wasn't trying to trick his old clan/the council.

Hanzo was second last, and definitely an unexpected fav! I didnt find him very attractive at first, but seeing him more and more throughout the routes had him growing on me. And I LOVED him! But... I don't like Ieyasu's treatment towards the end of the route; ordering Hanzo to kill the MC after making us thoroughly believe he was a kind man in every other route.... sigh. But I'm happy that he was able to take just the MC's sash instead of her head. I do like that he also told Hanzo to "go get a wife and come back" hehe.

GOD that scene in the cave with Hanzo where youre both naked... YES. And his hair when its wet!!! Hes so adorable AND hot at the same time???? I love Hanzo. Tbh, I love all of them.

Gekka was the last one I did, but I wish I reversed Hanzo/Gekka's positions. Cause I really, *really* didnt like ending on such a sad ending.... dear god. I really thought I got the bad end or something for a hot minute there. Then Gekka comes in! Ahhhh, honestly I didn't like him much at all at first which is why I saved him for last, but his route.... FUCK man. His route was heart wrenching. And he's so damn sweet. I still don't understand how/why he doesn't try to kill the MC in the other routes after the "protection" "curse" is lifted but whatever. Still, the ending... dear god. And all of their graves being dug up... the box of everyone's hair... jesus christ that was morbid. Even that made me mad. I didnt care much for the blonde haired kid who died first, but everyone else after that had such a good part to the story...but I wonder why Kuroyuki lived in every route?

Either way, Nightshade was a lot better then I thought it would be! I loved it!!! I honestly might go back soon and replay Kuroyuki's route now that I know whats going on and I know the characters.... also wanna replay Hanzo's route! Babey ❤

[secondgenerationnerd]

Perhaps some headcannons about Queen Fox's adorable daughter?

Yis!!!!! Again, lots of love to @brewish-red for the development of the character! (And of course you too, @wasnt-expecting-that 😉😉)

Again, her name is Ziva Danielle Queen

She, unlike...most the omega kids, was actually planned.

Tiffany had moved to the YJL universe when she and Connor got married. She still works in her universe with her siblings as a CFO of Fox Cybernetics. She sets up a branch in her universe so she can work there as well, coordinating with her siblings.

Because of this, it’s two or so years before Connor and Tiffany start trying.

When she does find out she’s pregnant, Tiffany lets her siblings and teammates know, so they know she won’t be coming over to their universe for a while.

They’re both super excited!

Connor flat out cries when he finds out it’s a girl.

Her room is hella pink and Ziva loves it!

Tiffany craves a lot of toast and bread while she’s pregnant with Ziva.

Ziva’s favorite food is buttered toast with raspberry jelly.

Ziva 👏 has👏 a 👏 gremlin 👏voice👏like👏her👏daddy

Ziva is hard of hearing, like Connor, and has a canary cry.

She’ll climb into her parents’ laps if they’re home and have been working too long.

Connor does some freelance stuff to stay sane, but I see him as a stay at home dad.

Connor and Tiffany, despite Tiffany being a CFO and Connor being...A Queen, choose to live in a pretty small home. Not super small, but smaller than most people would suspect. They shrug and say they don’t need more space while Ziva’s this little.

Ziva loves spending the day with her daddy, but make no mistake. She runs to that door when she knows Mommy’s coming home.

Ziva is too cute for her parents to say no all that much. Thankfully Ziva only uses the cute powers for toast and cuddles.

She is a jumper. If she can climb it, she’s jumping off it. With no warning.

She ends up in the hospital a lot, which leads to a social worker making a house call, in case of abuse.

The social worker WATCHES ZIVA JUMP FROM THE STAIR LANDIN AND CONNOR DIVE TO CATCH HER.

Needless to say, no one expects abuse.

Ziva has Tiffany’s hair type (4a) and likes leaving it natural (because she doesn’t want to deal with it). Tiffany teaches Connor how to wash and take care of Ziva’s hair

Connor, of course, takes this to the next level and has a whole spa day with Ziva

Ziva ends up being diagnosed with ADHD and Autism spectrum disorder. Connor and Tiffany both just nod, because they had been expecting it, and figure the best ways to help Ziva thrive in the world

Ziva loves math and science

Connor and Tiffany are legitimately proud the first time one of her experiments explodes.

Her favorite movie is Brave

[f1esbian]

this might be super extra and like really weird but ghfhvdyv i got like 20 secs into jake’s video about meeting cody and i needed my thoughts to be put somewhere while i was watching it so i wouldn’t idk explode dhsjkfhk lmao jake paul is a fucking idiot and thought he was doing something. he’s literally nothing to me and yet he still got under my skin and made me fucking defensive and angry. so under the cut are my thoughts while i was watching jake’s video.

- CODY IS A FUCKING COMEDIAN!!!!! U IDIOT!!!!! legit i don’t get where this whole negativity and cyber bully thing came from shsjsnns

- jake said jeff is against this “cyber bullying shit too.” uhh if jeff was against it why would he have cody on his barber shop thing then i-?????? and why tf would jeff apologize to cody after all was said and done about it being so awkward. lol

- IM LAUGHIBG SO HARD HE PUT TOGETHRR A MONTAGE OF SOME OF CODY’S VIDEOS JSISOSJJSBEBENNE

- cody pls change ur twitter name to “ball of hatred” bc that’s pretty fucking sick

- kids aren’t watching cody’s shit and cody isn’t a genuinely hateful person. i snksjjs stop this is just the WORST

- “I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW HE FEELS ON THE INSIDE TO WHERE HE NEEDS TO DRAG PEOPLE DOWN” INSISOJAHSKWJWNKSKSKSK HE’S DOING JUST FINE MY FRIEND. HE’S FILLED WITH ACTUAL COMMON SENSE LMAOOOOOOO

- cody being an actual human: laughing and standing up from his chair and putting out his hand to try and do that weird bro hug thing dudes do hjgkdsrh

- jake not being a real human: going in there all puffed up with a script in his head and just completely denying cody trying to be cool about it

- JAKE S KSKSJSJJSMSM HE’S SHJKSKDOKS IM ALUHSJKSNSN “I DONT LIKE HIM HE CYBER BULLYS KIDS UR A CYBER BULLY” HE COMES FUCKING BARGING IN POINTING FINGERS AND CODYS JUST TRYINH TO FIGURE OUT WTF HIS HAPPENING.

- so we not gonna talk about how jake has bullied all the members of team 10 and his girlfriends and shit ??? orrr.....

- jake saying there should be able to be a middle ground.... that’s legitimately what cody tried to do. like he stood up to shake ur hand and tried to start it out on the same level and be cool about it but like. the fuck.

- JAKE’S CAMERA MAN TRYING TO BE A FUCKINH INTELLECTUAL AND BE LIKE “WE WERE TRYINH TI GIVE HIM A DIFFERENT VIEW AND HE WASNT TAKINH IT” BITCH CODY WAS TRYING TI DO THAT TO YOU AND UR DUMBASS LITTLE “CYBER BULLY” FUCKING DEFENSE WHAAAATTT??!!!!???

- “he’s def nervous” who the fuck wouldn’t be okay. and u were fuckin nervous too boy. i heard you reading from your inner script and just immediately jumping down cody’s throat.

- this is so fucking stupid. you know that he just conjured up this opinion and stuck with it and didn’t really have anything else to say about it except for “blah cyber bully blah u bully kids” like.... what

- where the fuck did jake get the impression that cody’s videos create hate??? like you know that if this opportunity wouldn’t have come up, jake wouldn’t have done anything about cody or said anything. like he had to come up with this bullshit defense about him being a cyber bully just for this video.

- what the FUCK!!!! JAKE he didn’t fucking see ur face and first thing be like “i dont wanna fight”. he was cool he just wanted to shake ur hand and u, u made it all fucking awkward and weird and that’s what made him uncomfortable and make him say he didn’t wanna fight. he didn’t fucking know what was happening.

- i just....

- “HE’S NOT LIKE A REAL MAN” BOY LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR! HE’S THE ONE HANDLING THE SITUATION LIKE A HUMAN BEING.

- i fucking hate this. “it’s crazy that he just doesn’t care and that he’s so into himself” brother. ur fucking pulling this shit out of ur goddamn ass. stop blowing it up to more than it really is. plus take a step back and maybe look at ur self and what ur saying??? maybe it’s a little hypocritical. okay like cody’s surprised, he didn’t expect this. how the hell would you act in a situation like this where there is a bunch of cameras surrounding you and a person you weren’t expecting to see just comes in and starts absolutely berating you about some bullshit thing.

- unacceptable. you see that jake. you make a video saying “oh this guy spreads hate and blah blah and im trying to be a voice to stop it” and you fucking go and call him a sociopath....??? idk something doesn’t quite work out here.

- absolute fucking asshole. you don’t just fucking accuse or assign mental health issues to people.

- idk what to say anymore. now he’s saying that cody doesn’t have any remorse and that he doesn’t give a shit. like. where the fuck did you get that from jake?? where?? from having a human conversation you didn’t know how to deal with?

- jake really thinks he’s doing something huh. he has nothing to back this stuff up with. nothing is gonna fuckinh happen brother.

[pinksweatergettingbetter]

“at least the jury is still out on that one, so to speak”

so to speak is right, phoenix :T

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“I WANTED TO KILL YOU. WAAHHHH”

ok rayfa. easy there.

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aw. the dad is so strong that he cant even bear to see the murder brat sad. 

hdgdhfgh im gonna die he’s trying to cheer her up by acting like the bad guy

at the risk of sounding tumblry, phoenix wright is a cinnamon roll, to pure or whatever 

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...is this kooraheen’s ‘happy people’?

.....i don't like it

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ahlbi doesn’t get to be an assistant but he does get to carry all my unwanted crap!

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“first the high priest, and then his disciple! maya fey will pay for this!”

ah yes, she’ll pay for killing off people we recently proved to be dangerous insurgents. 

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WHOA OK GRAPHIC 

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well ok there’s no possible way Maya could have killed him that night.

“they think she came down the stairs and stabbed him” yes in front of 200 praying people. no, they weren't looking up but probably the sound of a knife being driven into flesh and also footsteps may have alerted them???

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rayfa wants to know how a time of death is determined, not for real... but because she wants to know what the idiot groundlings believe ?

either she’s an idiot and she doesn’t realize its completely legitimate, or the writers are still trying to make fun of religion via the “science and religion don't mix” joke which quite frankly is getting REALLY TIRESOME

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ok... well I'm not scientific expert but doesn’t the body eventually reach a steady temperature? how could you determine how long the body took to cool down if it was cooled down for a long enough period of time? also, it was really cold on that mountain. 

something tells me this will be useful later.

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again capcom, pointing out how unlikely your plot is doesnt make it better. it makes it worse.

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“I will curse you and your disciples for eight generations!”

I'm pretty sure apollo and the series has already been cursed, mrs. inmee.

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every time she kisses his picture i cry 

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Zehlot arrived at the same time as Maya, but Mrs. Inmee is more inclined to believe that Maya is a murderer? I mean yes she supposedly killed off the other two, but jeez. Talk about favouritism. 

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they let us check out the trash again... simply for a joke about phoenix digging through trash. I'm not sure how to feel about this.

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katchu-dehmal, eh? Pokémon gonna sue 

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hey um mrs. inmee

you've got a little something on your wrist...............

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“Puhray always prayed a lot”

the terrible naming convention just makes that sound incredibly stupid

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“She may say these terrible things, but it was just the way she was raised, I guess”

um... a lesson in tolerance i guess

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“I didn’t know him very well”

you didnt know the guy you stayed with for two years?? man i guess Puhray really did pray the most.

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i love that theyre mentioning ramen and burgers

and also that phoenix is offering to buy for maya

its the little things that make this game liveable 

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everybody loves steel samurai!!!

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“Whooops... its coming undone... WHOA!”

yes, it is indeed a very sexy picture. nice legs.

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“tentacled hag frog”

what is this, last airbender??

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“a spirit’s memory is cut off at the moment of death”

well of course. that’s how Mia was able to come to court knowing what was going on and being able to set phoenix on the right direction!

genius retcon there, guys. I guess that’s why Mia doesn’t make a comeback in this game :/

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“helped neighbouring countries seek counsel”

actually thats an interesting callback to the original games where they state that before DL-6, Misty and Kurain village were famous for helping out people in high places. this i do not mind so much.

... though i doubt this would prevent you being invaded, Kooraheen. Also considering she mentions ‘keeping their unique culture’ as an aside to that fact, and the fact that a lot of this fictional country is based off of Tibet... Ouch.

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“ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!!!”

hey, there’s that ol’ Khumerican spirit!

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“so the queen can perform the dance of devotion? that’d be a sight to see”

Phoenix stop imaging the queen in a mini skirt.

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“theres no reason to panic, the police are on his trail”

the police that let him run on foot out of a crowded courtroom. 

id say you can panic now.

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in exchange for his visual youthfulness, phoenix has physically aged considerably.

meanwhile, Gregory Edgeworth was rocking major wrinkles at 35 and he was fit as a fiddle.

Oh Capcom, when will your beauty-based cruelty end??

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are we legit going to search for Datz

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ok now i rly wanna hear what a Warb’aad sounds like.

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further proof that phoenix is a huge carnivore. i am pleased.

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boy kooraheen isn't very accessible is it. stairs everywhere

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i love that no matter where he is, phoenix is always buying food for children.

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alright enough fun stuff. into the absurdly spacious sewer we go!

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I'm legitimately laughing my ass off why is it so funny that Ahlbi didn’t know his dog could track scents????

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AAA WE’RE IN

WE’RE IN A FUCKIN SEWER

IM YELLIN

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...oh my god no... i stg... dont you dare 

OH GOD 

OHHH GOD 

fuck....

i dont know who’s stupider: the rebels or the police

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he... can eat... an entire apple... that is half the size of his face... in one bite.

this, truly, is a man to be feared

ranger hobo, your new nickname is Potential Vore Machine

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>phoenix likes apples

further proof he is a good boy

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wow thats even worse

i thought they’d just put their base in the sewers, but no; their base is an OLD LAW OFFICE AKA THE FIRST PLACE YOU’D LOOK FOR LAWYER REBELS

again, not sure who’s stupider: the rebels, or the police?

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“public enemy #1 is a lawyer? didnt see that coming”

clearly you expect more from this game, phoenix

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“Im gonna sell out my best friend!”

>doubt

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OH OK NEVER LOOK SURPRISED AGAIN CLOSE YOUR VORE MOUTH JESUS CHRIST

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if he wasnt a rebel anymore he'd have kicked your ass since youre a lawyer, phoenix. its not that hard to put together that he’s lying. ...for some reason. 

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LAME. YOU cant show him your badge??? bullshit.

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fucking christ even when he whistles his mouth is larger than it should be. 

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he really is rebel!larry isn’t he

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so Dhurke has a power glare, huh? 

GLARE OFF WITH EDGEWORTH, GLARE OFF WITH EDGEWORTH, GLARE OFF WITH EDGEWORTH

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“is this a law book? the dragon’s mark has been branded onto the cover...”

pfffttt edgy 

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hmm. must be a new law-book if the defence culpability act is in it, since if i remember correctly that law was only recently introduced.

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i love that Dhurke’s shit is just everywhere in this stupid house

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...no way is he actually doing to

i...

like

i can’t even say punk’d. Phoenix, why would you try on a jacket that once belonged to a rebel leader while inside a rebel base that you’re not even sure is friendly to you? 

like i 

sense of preservation just goes out the window at the idea of looking cool?? actually to be fair that kind of makes sense for Phoenix so 

phoenix you should take it home and get it dry-cleaned.

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“hmm this is an old photo...” says phoenix looking at a photo that’s as bright and shiny as the day it was taken. also he correctly guesses that it was taken 20 years ago based on... what evidence??

actually if he actually acknowledged that thats OBVIOUSLY APOLLO THERE then he’d have an actual metric to go by but NOPE! just bullshit magic deductions!

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yeah or Nahyuta’s pulling a long game and you assholes are too impatient 

i cant believe I'm defending sadmad :/

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WAIT A SECOND. ARE YOU TELLING ME....... THAT KID WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE APOLLO....... IS APOLLO?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

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somehow Datz carried Phoenix through a tiny trapdoor and into this room huh

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yay psyche locks!

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YES!!!! YEEEEES!!! I GOT TO PRESENT MY BADGE

Soj... you may not be... completely horrible.

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yeah phoenix, he was going to stab you if he thought you were on the side of the Queen

feel even stupider about that jacket now?

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“Keera was working with the government the whole time?!”

well i mean what other motivation would they have? even if they were doing it for religious reasons that still lines up with the government’s intentions. 

this whole thing has a blacklisting smell on it too.

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“a lawyer killed the queen, so the public turned against lawyers”

if that was how things worked, America would loath actors. 

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“why does he have to jump like that before running off”

cause he’s a cartoon character 

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“Well I guess we’re friends now”

oh phoenix 

my lonely baby

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also where the fuck is Shah’do? That dog is a better policeman than every official in Kooraheen.

and i love that nobody notices people entering and exiting a sewer in broad daylight.  

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well that was exactly where i thought it was

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WOW GOOD GOING PHOENIX YOU DUMBFUCK

“HURRRHH I THINK ILL GO FIDN TH  SOOPER SECRET REBEL BASE WITH THE FUCKING PRINCESS IN-TOW. GENIUS!!!!”

OH YES, AND THEN TELL HER EXACTLY WHAT IT IS. AND THEN LET HER COME INSIDE WITH YOU WITHOUT THE INTENT TO SHUT HER UP

BRILLIANT!!

PHOENIX WRIGHT, TRULY THE REBEL’S GREATEST ALLY.

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ohhhhHHHHHhhhh

well well well well well well

this is interesting

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“I think I’ll take a picture of this super secret rebel base”

hhhnnngghhhh

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search every nook and cranny eh

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“if the rebellion ever happens, i hope its bloodless”

while that’s sweet of you phoenix, you can count on it now, sincE YOU’VE REVEALED THE SOURCE OF THEIR WEAPONRY TO THE ENEMY

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“What’s this? A bloodstain?”

Hope it is not Chris’ bloodstain...

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CURSED NOISE

CURSED NOISE

TURN IT OFF!!!

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this is where capcom hides characters they don’t like

Klavier is somehwere in this room....... festering

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well we’ve come to the end of another investigation 

tbh I'm starting to get into the storyline, though it still doesn’t feel like an Ace Attorney game

it’s more like... it’s like someone took their Ace Attorney AU and made an entire game about it. It’s got some cool points to it, but all in all, it just doesn’t... fit, I guess?

Oh well. onto trial #2 and saving Maya’s butt once again

[checksecondaryblog]

“heyy, all of the questions please ;)”

IM SO SORRY I DIDNT DID THIS SOONER!!!!

SCHOOL WAS CRAZY AND STUFF, OMG I ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT  GETTING ASKS BUT WHEN I GET THEM I DONT ANSWER THEM  IM A BIG MESS!!!

AND ALSO HOLY FUCK 70 QUESTIONS....but i guess that was my fault for not putting a limit and bcs i said i was bored ...so is okay...

lets just start....

1. Do you have a good relantionship with your parents?- I mean, i guess i just a “normal” relantionship, sometimes we dont really talk to each other, but others we are together watching movies or playing games, so i guess is ok.

2.Who did you last say “i love you” to?- Written, to a friend bcs... San valentines day, but verbally, probably my mom or my family in general.

3. Do you regret anything?- LIKE 80% OF MY TRASHY LIFE.

4. Are you insecure?- yES

5. What is your relantionship status?- Lonely af

6.  How do you want to die?-.uhmmmm... anything that is not painful, i really dont want to die slowly or painfully.

7.  What did you last eat?- Tacos bcs im a mexican :v.... ok now it was soup.

8. Played any sports?-i used to play basketball twice a week, im trying to play voleball now but idk really.

9.  Do you bite your nails?- i also bite my pens....

10.  When was your last physical fight?-i mean, im more of a pacifist who evades all physical accion, so... “”technically”” when i was 7 yrs old... but literally i just hit a boy and ran away... it wasnt even hard enough to make him mad at me....(i think he didnt even noticed....)

11. Do you like someone? you mean like someone who is real and even knows me.... nope

12. Have you stayed up 48 hours?- not really, my record is 20 something...

13. Do you hate anyone this moment?- like half my fucking classmates.

14. Do you miss someone? a friend who moved to another state... we still chat, but it was funnier when we actually saw each other.

15. Have any pets? Not right now, but i want to...

16. How exactly are you feeling at the moment?- feeling the stress of all the work i havent done.

17. Ever made out in the bathroom?- i havent even made out in a “normal” place ever....

18. Are you scared of spiders?- ehhhhhh.... i dont scream and panic when i see them, but i dont have the guts to kill them or get too close... i just kinda.... stare at them until they leave and hide again in my house... they are gonna take over someday....

19. Would you go back in time if given the chance?- Not really... what if i fuck my life more?!

20.  Where was the last place you snogged someone?-*mexican ass doesnt known what “snogged” is, so she searches it* nOPe

21.  What are your plans for this weekend?- Just lay on my bed procrastinating all my work.....

22.  Do you want to have kids? How many?-not really, i would be the worst mother and i dont think i could deal with having a human being in my watch... i can hardly take care of myself.....

23.  Do you have piercings? How many?- i wanna... probably one or two... i dont wanna go over the top with them.

24.  What is/are/were your best subject(s)?- according to my grades..... physics and english!

25.  Do you miss anyone from your past?-... not really....

26.  What are you craving right now?-CHIPS

27.  Have you ever broken someone’s heart?- HA! as if....if someone would end up heartbroken it would be me...( maybe i did but i never knew... oh fuck)

28.  Have you ever been cheated on?-OK LETS MAKE SOMETHING CLEAR. im still kinda young (12+ tho) AND I HAVENT HAD A RELANTIONSHIP BEFORE, IM SO BORING AND LAME I KNOOOOOW.

29.  Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?-PLEASE REFER TO QUESTION 28...

30.  What’s irritating you right now?-everthing....

31.  Does somebody love you?-family and friends i guess.

32.  What is your favourite color?-  red and purple

33. Do you have trust issues?- no, literally i blindly trust everyone and everything I DONT KNOW WHY THO.

34.  Who/what was your last dream about?-mystery boy who just kissed me and i woke up.... wut

35.  Who was the last person you cried in front of?- if i remeber correctly.. a friend.

36.  Do you give out second chances too easily?-emphasis in “too” IM TOO NICE!!!

37.  Is it easier to forgive or forget?-DAMN THIS IS DEEP. ok too many mayus.... probably forgive... because, in the end, you will have a small memory of that thing... or at least i think so...

38.  Is this year the best year of your life?-march just beGAN... AND ITS GOING HORRIBLY ( jk, mayus are fun)

39.  How old were you when you had your first kiss?-what kiss?

40.  Have you ever walked outside completely naked?... only in a large blouse and underwear....

51.  Favourite food?-( JUST NOTICED THIS JUMPS FROM 40 TO 51 WHAT THE) chips.

52.  Do you believe everything happens for a reason?-Yes...what did i do for my life to be such a mess?!?!?

53.  What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?- trying to update a wattpad fanfic...

54.  Is cheating ever okay?-nooOOOO

55.  Are you mean?-im an asshole to myself.

56.  How many people have you fist fought?-nope.

57.  Do you believe in true love? i just... dont know....

58.  Favourite weather?- THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAYYYYYY ( too fucking tired of  that song tho...)

59.  Do you like the snow?-here in mexico we only have artificial snow... AND I HAVE BAD EXPERIENCES WITH IT.

60.  Do you wanna get married?- i guess it would be nice... if someone liked me enough to do so... ( it will never happen, im gonna die aloooone)

61.  Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?-they have... never done.... but still i dont like the idea of it....

62.  What makes you happy?- staying at home, without worries in the computer in social media doing noting productive and eating chips... exactly what i always do but WITHOUT WORRIES AND STRESS.

63.  Would you change your name?- yES, i hate my name so much.

64.  Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?-again... WHAT KISS?!?!

65.  Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?- i would try to keep a comfortable friendship if i dont like him back, but if the feeling are the same then yeAY.

66.  Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?-not really, only my female friends know my real self 100%.

67.  Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?- a classmate.

68.  Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?-idk, im not that much of “deep stuff” im so awkard when talking about that... so i just stick with dorkiness and such. ( also i cant legitimally remember who or what )

69.  Do you believe in soulmates?-Kinda...

70.  s there anyone you would die for?-i dont think sooo, im such a coward....

ANYWAY, again sorry for answering so late, and this didnt took as long as i expected to... ( bcs there were like 10 questions missing but lets ignore that)

so sorry if my answers are boring ans such but... thats meeeeee...

so bye