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🍳Dating Pam I Am headcanons🍳

A/n: Tbh I'm on my GEAH phase so if you have a request, go ahead (it doesn't have to be dating headcanons)

- Mommy 😳

- It's been a while since her previous relationship. She wasn't completely out of practice, but she had to remember what it was like.

- She is busy with her work a lot, so sometimes you may not see each other for a long time.

(Unless you were a spy too, then things would be a little different.)

- I honestly feel that there were missions on which you would slightly compete.

- Of course, she almost always wins.

- Okay, this woman wasn't always the best mother, but she eventually left Sam to protect him, which caused a slight self-resentment and the pain of thinking about the past.

- That's why she spent a whole lot of nights talking to you, sometimes even crying about things.

- When Pam is with you, there's no way anything will happen to you. NO WAY.

- I'll be completely honest. This woman can be very jealous. Of course, she won't admit it.

- Sometimes she will just watch from the side, and sometimes she will go into more... direct action.

- She is not afraid to come over and flirt with you in front of a stranger.

- To be honest, cuddling with her is complicated. She's not eager to just cuddle for no reason, or at least that's what she tells you.

- Sometimes, when you fall asleep and she makes sure you are asleep, she covers you with a blanket and embraces you lovingly for a few moments.

- When you have a worse moment, she will cuddle up to you and stroke the little circles on your back for reassurance.

- Pam will do anything to cheer you up. If nothing helps, she will let you be alone.

- Pam doesn't like to show weakness. It doesn't matter whether to the enemy or a loved one. She doesn't want anyone to think she's weak.

- But the longer you stay together, the more she starts to trust you and open up to you.

- The advantage of your relationship is that you talk a lot.

- Pam is trying not to keep any secrets from you. She's a spy, of course, so there are many things she can't tell you. Even so, she tries to be as honest as possible.

- Okay, okay, okay. You can be whoever you want to be, but you have no chance of dominating this woman.

- She's a dominant in this relationship and you can't do shit about it :)

- Sometimes Pam doesn't sleep at night worrying that you might get hurt because of her.

- You know very well that in fear for Sam she left him.

- She wouldn't forgive herself if because of her work you would get hurt.

- Sometimes on a mission something will happen to her. After such missions, you bandage her wounds telling her that she should be more careful, and she thinks how attractive you are when you get nervous.

- Physical contact wasn't her favorite thing at first, but with time she became a little convinced of it.

- She loves to kiss you. It doesn't matter how long or where.

- She's not fond of pet names, but she likes when you call her Pam Pam.

- After she reconnected with Sam, she'll be sure to introduce you to him.

- You need to be ready for breathless hugs and lots of questions.

- Maybe it was a little weird for him at first, but in the end he ships you like no one else does.

- Your own small family.

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👖Dating (an idiot) Philip Trousers headcanons👖

A/n: Yeah I'm doing this...

Gonna do Pam-I-am next 😳 Btw, the reader is GN

Warning: Suggestive content

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- Oh boy.

- Too confident.

- Narcissistic.

- Narcissistic as hell.

- Don't be surprised with a thousand questions per minute saying "How's my hair?" or "Isn't my suit wrinkled?" And a lot more.

- He literally won't leave the house without making sure everything he wears looks phenomenal.

- He's a complete idiot, so you are a thinking person in this relationship.

- He's still a handsome idiot.

- With this man, there is no way that wherever you go you will not be fashionable.

- "Bye Phil, I'm leaving for a mission!"

"Not dressed like that you aren't (y/n)!"

* Literally 1 hour later *

"Better?"

"Yes Bitch slay!"

- Of course, he realizes that you have a need to wear other, more average clothes, and he will not judge.

- Nah, of course he will judge.

- It seems to me that despite the demanding work of a spy, Philip can find a lot of free time, which means that you don't have to wait for weeks to see him.

- Sometimes he is extremely flirty on missions, which usually leads to the need to take him to some private place (And u know). Even though work obliges, but whatever Philip wants, Philip gets. Even if the mission has to wait.

- Of course, he doesn't care how you cover the marks on your neck later. The only thing that worries him is the condition of his hairstyle or clothes.

- But be careful, sometimes when you flirt back he may not get it and the whole atmosphere goes to hell.

- Okay, hear me out. He doesn't like ANYONE but himself touching his hair. But there are exceptions when he wants you to get your fingers tangled in his lush hairstyle.

- Kisses... they just are. Usually, instead of short ones, he prefers long and passionate ones.

- *ahem* Make out sessions *ahem*

- Not a huggy type. It's just not his thing.

- But he won't hesitate to rest his arm on your hip or shoulder.

- In fact, he often has his hand on your hip.

- Kissing your hands all the time. ALL THE TIME.

- You know, you're his darling. You are his man/woman. He has to show that he is a gentleman.

- His best line: 'You're almost as handsome/ pretty as I am.'

- Okay, okay... he won't make you do anything, but I'm 100% sure that he would be more than willing to invite you to a bath together.

- Wine (or some fancy drinks), atmosphere, that's all he needs.

- Showing you off strangely often. I mean, he'll still talk about his looks, but he's proud to have you anyway.

- You calling him handsome is absolute music to his ears. Especially when you are alone.

- He's used to being called Phil by you. When you use Philip you are either angry or... in the mood.

- A fancy and exclusive restaurant is the best place for him to take you on a date.

- I have a feeling that he has a lot of complexes which he masks with self-compliments.

- You are kind of his mental support. Not that anything is wrong with his health, but even someone like him needs to talk sometimes.

- Maybe not often, but he can be delightfully clumsy.

- He's so ducking iconic so he can't be changed.

- When you talk to him, you must be clear and direct. Try to avoid metaphors.

"It will be a piece of cake"

"What cake?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"So... no cake?"

- Due to his character, quarrels between you happen.

- He won't admit that easily if he did something wrong.

- In the end he'll say a short 'I'm sorry', of course violating his pride.

- He doesn't like to see when you're sad.

- I don't think he's particularly good at comforting, but he'll try for sure.

- In the early stages of a relationship, it will

be very awkward. Only with time does he come to it more confidently.

- She usually does it with a soft smile. He sees no reason why he should have a sad expression, for him that could only make it worse.

- He calls you by your name most of the time. He also uses 'Sugar' sometimes.

- Quietly judging people is the best you can do together. Standing to the side and mocking quietly won't hurt either.

- "Oh my, have you seen that dress?"

"At this point, I wish I could unsee it"

- Try to wake this man up I dare u.

- Either he just ignores you or he'll ask for a little moment.

- There's also a chance he'll pull you under the covers next to him, and you'll spend the next hour cuddling up to him.

- Showing off to you. Usually it doesn't lead to anything good.

- You literally have a notebook where you write down how many times you saved each other's ass.

- When there's a moment when he doesn't act selfish, enjoy it.

- Now watch your private spy in action. He loves to receive praise.

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Just watched the second season of GEAH... And besides how great it was-

I'm a simp, that's all I can say

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🌲Dating David Headcanons🌲

A/n: I love this man

The next post will by dating Johnny (sing) headcanons

(The GIF is not mine)

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- This bean.

- We all agree that he is too pure for this world.

- You're his everything.

- Overprotective? Understatement! I mean, he won't be asking you every now and then if it's alright, but if he even sees something's wrong, he'll be right there in a second.

- This guy loves camping and the outdoors in general. If you want to go hiking with him sometimes, he will be so happy.

- With David you will definitely not be bored. Apart from the fact that he is not picky and, apart from his interests, he is open to what you would like to do, he also does not mind just resting.

- Which does not change the fact that he will have to burn his energy reserves.

- Supportive boyfriend let's gooo! He will literally support you anytime, anywhere.

- Are you afraid that you will not be able to cope with something? Your private beloved cheerleader will drive away all doubts and strengthen your self-confidence.

- He will never disregard you, never disrespect you. Just no.

- He usually calls you honey, but my pine or a diminutive of your name also happens.

- He always seems so cheerful, even too happy. If you've been in a long relationship (when he trusts you) sometimes he just can't stand it all and seems sad, sometimes he even cries.

- The option to open up to you is soothing and is the only effective remedy for him.

- Hugs.

- Hugs.

- Hugs.

- When you are in public, the best he can do is throw his arm over your shoulder or give you a gentle hug from behind (as long as it doesn't bother you).

- When you're alone, he's more clingy. He just loves to have you close.

- Is David the jealous type? Hard to say. On the one hand, he trusts you and would not suspect you of cheating, and when he is jealous, he feels a bit like a lost puppy.

- On the other hand, you probably remember the episode with Bonquisha... Yeah.

- He blushes like crazy whenever you kiss him.

- It's not like it's someone else's business that you're together, but at some point he'll finally show off to Gwen that he's dating you.

- Although, instead of show off, he will tell how great you are.

- If you get hurt, David will be here in a moment. At the same time, he will panic and ask if you are doing better.

- When you're sick, he'll take the day off to take care of you, even if you tell him it's not necessary.

- When David sees that you are not in the mood, he will try to cheer you up. If he sees that it does nothing, he will let you be alone. Usually he offers you a walk.

- Picnic dates!! This is probably the best idea for a date with him.

- Just imagine lying / sitting on a blanket together, watching nature and talking on various topics.

- David is cute when he gets carried away and talks passionately about things that he can't tell no one else, because they don't care.

- He'll play guitar for you for sure.

- If you tell me that talking about trees in his sleep isn't cute, you're lying. This may only seem annoying when you are also trying to sleep.

- David only blushes when something inappropriate and vulgar happens around or when he is ashamed. If you want to see him blush, just a surprise kiss is enough.

- Another easy way is to wear his T-shirt. Then he's red as a beetroot.

- Sometimes this guy needs to hear that he is important to you and that he is a great man. I have a feeling that he feels undervalued, so try to show him that he is important.

- In the face of a threat, he will try to protect you, but it will end up with you running with him in your arms.

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I love you headcanons! Since it's Valentine's Day mind writing some of buster thank you in advance ＼ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ／

❤️Valentine's Day with Buster Moon headcanons❤️

A/n: Thank you! Well, I don't see why not ^^

Happy Valentine's Day btw

(The GIF is not mine)

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- Buster is energetic and rarely has a problem doing what he has planned to do.

- So on this day he will make sure to get up before you to buy you a nice bouquet of flowers. (Or give them to you later if you don't live together).

- If something REALLY important does not bother him, there is no doubt that he will spend the day with you.

- Buster is a gentleman on any other day, but on a day like this he will definitely stick to it.

- I feel like he would get you breakfast in bed. It's not a big deal, a day is practically like any other day, but still counts as an opportunity for him to show you how much he loves you.

- A date at a restaurant would sound promising, BUT taking you out for your favorite ice cream is more his style (He'll do what he can [and what he can afford])

- He will not persuade you not to go to work, but when you finish working, he will come for you to spend the rest of the day together.

- That day you can also expect a little letter from him when you're at work, to make you feel a little better <3

- 90% chance that you will come home with a bigass heart-shaped pillow or something like this. I don't know why. I just feel it.

- Sometimes you might think that he tries very hard for Valentine's Day, but you wouldn't say it's too much. You love that he cares.

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🐺Dating Jimmy Crystal headcanons🐺

A/n: I'm not big fan of this man, but he kinda fine

(The GIF is not mine)

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- This man would certainly spoil you.

- He's rich, of course.

- Any clothes or jewelry you like? A moment later you have it.

- Dating guy with anger issues... yaay.

- He can be impulsive. Intensely impulsive. So you calm him down to the best of your ability whenever he goes berserk.

- During bouts of aggression, he tries not to involve you. Although that's practically the only reason for your quarrels.

- But he's trying to fight it. One person had already left him because of what he was like.

- Calls you prince/princess, sometimes sugar or babe.

- Okay, when you cry/are sad Jimmy is confused, but he won't leave it that way. He's not 100% sure what to do. He will try to calm you down by speaking in a low, soft voice. He rubs your back gently, puts his lips on your neck.

- When he finds out that someone has done something to you or upset you... it might not be interesting. Crystal will make sure that person regrets this 'minor' mistake for the rest of their lives.

- Jimmy is definitely invited to various banquets and dinners, so he will take you with him. To show what everyone else can't have, to show how lucky he is, and also to show you that he cares about you.

- Sometimes you get tired of not being able to be with him for a long time because he works, so he lets you sit with him in the office and sit cuddled with him on his lap while he is doing paperwork.

- Jerry literally adores his boss, but clearly is not fond of you. He's jealous and tries to get Jimmy away from you.

- You are not impressed by his attempts, of course, but it can be annoying in itself.

- Usually, 'short' kisses lead to much longer kisses. Once Jimmy gets sticks to you, you won't get rid of him that easily.

- If not on the lips, then he loves to kiss your shoulders and neck.

- He may not seem like the hug type. But if you let him lie in your arms after a hard day, he will feel great.

- When he is in a hurry, you can give him a kiss on the cheek before he go out.

- Kisses on the cheek are also a way to calm him down. Sometimes he even starts wagging his tail gently.

- When the time comes, he introduces you to Porsha.

- "Oh my gosh, I totally love your t-shirt!" Was the first thing she said when she saw you.

- But she liked you. If you're okay with her, she's okay with you.

- If you have a long relationship with Jimmy, she will start to treat you like a second parent.

- On the subject of Porsha, sometimes you tell Jimmy he should spend more time with her. She seems quite lonely. And he, as a father, should spend at least some time with her.

- If it makes you feel uncomfortable, he will not force you, but will certainly encourage you to take a bath together.

- This guy will take you to any of the most luxurious restaurants in the city.

- Jimmy is good at choosing clothes himself, but if you find something that suits him, he'll be wearing it.

- Okay, wanna keep THIS post sfw (I don't mind writing nsft in other posts...) but calling him Big Bad Wolf (in the seductive way) is a big turn on for him😳

- He likes to have his hand on your hip. Wants everyone who decides to come close to you should think about it again.

- If he's jealous, he won't hesitate to show it.

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🐨Dating Buster Moon headcanons🐨

A/n: This man- This smug mf

(The GIF is not mine)

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- Okay, this guy hasn't had many relationships. But every relationship is taken seriously.

- Let's start with the fact that he will give anything to see the smile on your face. A sincere smile.

- Buster hates unnecessary negative energy, believes that nothing is worth your sorrow.

- He will definitely sit beside you with a little reassuring smile and try to slowly smother the problem down. What happened? What's upset you? Why did this upset you?

- Obviously a lot of comforting words. He will not sit back and watch all peace and happiness drain out of you.

- If someone has offended you, made you feel bad? After calming you down, he will sit in his office, puffing up his cheeks.

- He won't let anyone offend you. He's a small koala, but that doesn't change anything.

- What he certainly won't let, is you to lose faith in yourself. He will keep you motivated until you understand that you can do it.

- Buster worries about you, even if you don't need it.

- He risks a lot in his life, that is without a doubt. But he will not risk YOUR safety or health.

- Buster often looks positive and really happy. He is an open-minded, positive man, which is sure to have a positive effect on you.

- If you see the world in gray, it won't last long with him.

- All this doesn't mean that he can't sometimes be in a worse mood or feel insecurity.

- Of course there are times when he is in a bad mood. Mostly it's stress and insecurity. What is he supposed to do? Maybe he shouldn't be where he is now?

- It's not hard to change this bad mood, tho. All you have to do is hug him and tell him honestly that he has nothing to worry about. Honest conversation would also be useful.

- Moon is a real gentleman. Ya know, all the times it's "Ladies first" (It can be something different if you are male) and other things like that. If he's in the mood, he might even kiss your hand.

- Physical contact. He loves to be in your arms. No matter if you are bigger or smaller than him, he just loves to have you close.

- Okay, but if you're bigger than him, he'll hug your legs sometimes. (Like he embraced Porsha).

- He likes when you are close, even when he works, he doesn't feel lonely then. (I'm talking about sitting in his office).

- Okay, okay, okay, hear me out. Imagine him suddenly falling asleep while sitting on your lap (working or just relaxing).

- Too cute.

- I think he loves sitting on your lap (if you are bigger) and you can't change my mind.

- You can't help but smile when you see him using books to reach shelves or climb on taller objects, such as a sofa or armchair.

- As I mentioned before, he loves to kiss your hands. Besides that, his favorite place to kiss you is your forehead.

- Of course he loves a normal kiss on the lips and certainly won't refuse it, but the previous two are definitely favorites.

- As for dating, he'll take you to whatever places he can. He would take you to the best places, but his wallet was a bit limiting at first.

- In any case, he will make sure that it is neat and pleasant.

- This boi will be able to guarantee you the best sit for each performance in his theater.

- If you can sing, at your request, he will even be able to place you in one of the performances.

- Okay, I'm a fan of the idea that every time you call him while he is at work - and he has his group around - the rest will tease him about you, especially Rosita (sorry, but Buster and Rosita have siblings energy and no you will not change my mind).

- This koala needs someone to talk to. He has a best friend and some other friends of course, but it's still fun to talk to someone you love.

- Nicknames weeeee. 'Honey' is his favorite, but he sometimes playfully calls you 'My lady' (Again, it can be something different if you are male).

- I'm sure you agree that a few conversations about lying will be useful. Fraud for a performance at the cost of living is not a good idea.

- He will support you in every decision you make (unless it's wrong).

- He will celebrate your even tiniest success.

- He's a good boyfriend overall.