#geah philip

[theultimatesexypeopleshowdown]

[libbyfan]

Why didn't this man become a babygirl on Tumblr?

[cutestsunset]

Yes I ship them so bad 😭

[aronair]

I wanna draw Pam and Philip so much but I don't have any ideas 😩

[dumbduckfan]

👖Dating (an idiot) Philip Trousers headcanons👖

A/n: Yeah I'm doing this...

Gonna do Pam-I-am next 😳 Btw, the reader is GN

Warning: Suggestive content

-------------------------------------------------

- Oh boy.

- Too confident.

- Narcissistic.

- Narcissistic as hell.

- Don't be surprised with a thousand questions per minute saying "How's my hair?" or "Isn't my suit wrinkled?" And a lot more.

- He literally won't leave the house without making sure everything he wears looks phenomenal.

- He's a complete idiot, so you are a thinking person in this relationship.

- He's still a handsome idiot.

- With this man, there is no way that wherever you go you will not be fashionable.

- "Bye Phil, I'm leaving for a mission!"

"Not dressed like that you aren't (y/n)!"

* Literally 1 hour later *

"Better?"

"Yes Bitch slay!"

- Of course, he realizes that you have a need to wear other, more average clothes, and he will not judge.

- Nah, of course he will judge.

- It seems to me that despite the demanding work of a spy, Philip can find a lot of free time, which means that you don't have to wait for weeks to see him.

- Sometimes he is extremely flirty on missions, which usually leads to the need to take him to some private place (And u know). Even though work obliges, but whatever Philip wants, Philip gets. Even if the mission has to wait.

- Of course, he doesn't care how you cover the marks on your neck later. The only thing that worries him is the condition of his hairstyle or clothes.

- But be careful, sometimes when you flirt back he may not get it and the whole atmosphere goes to hell.

- Okay, hear me out. He doesn't like ANYONE but himself touching his hair. But there are exceptions when he wants you to get your fingers tangled in his lush hairstyle.

- Kisses... they just are. Usually, instead of short ones, he prefers long and passionate ones.

- *ahem* Make out sessions *ahem*

- Not a huggy type. It's just not his thing.

- But he won't hesitate to rest his arm on your hip or shoulder.

- In fact, he often has his hand on your hip.

- Kissing your hands all the time. ALL THE TIME.

- You know, you're his darling. You are his man/woman. He has to show that he is a gentleman.

- His best line: 'You're almost as handsome/ pretty as I am.'

- Okay, okay... he won't make you do anything, but I'm 100% sure that he would be more than willing to invite you to a bath together.

- Wine (or some fancy drinks), atmosphere, that's all he needs.

- Showing you off strangely often. I mean, he'll still talk about his looks, but he's proud to have you anyway.

- You calling him handsome is absolute music to his ears. Especially when you are alone.

- He's used to being called Phil by you. When you use Philip you are either angry or... in the mood.

- A fancy and exclusive restaurant is the best place for him to take you on a date.

- I have a feeling that he has a lot of complexes which he masks with self-compliments.

- You are kind of his mental support. Not that anything is wrong with his health, but even someone like him needs to talk sometimes.

- Maybe not often, but he can be delightfully clumsy.

- He's so ducking iconic so he can't be changed.

- When you talk to him, you must be clear and direct. Try to avoid metaphors.

"It will be a piece of cake"

"What cake?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"So... no cake?"

- Due to his character, quarrels between you happen.

- He won't admit that easily if he did something wrong.

- In the end he'll say a short 'I'm sorry', of course violating his pride.

- He doesn't like to see when you're sad.

- I don't think he's particularly good at comforting, but he'll try for sure.

- In the early stages of a relationship, it will

be very awkward. Only with time does he come to it more confidently.

- She usually does it with a soft smile. He sees no reason why he should have a sad expression, for him that could only make it worse.

- He calls you by your name most of the time. He also uses 'Sugar' sometimes.

- Quietly judging people is the best you can do together. Standing to the side and mocking quietly won't hurt either.

- "Oh my, have you seen that dress?"

"At this point, I wish I could unsee it"

- Try to wake this man up I dare u.

- Either he just ignores you or he'll ask for a little moment.

- There's also a chance he'll pull you under the covers next to him, and you'll spend the next hour cuddling up to him.

- Showing off to you. Usually it doesn't lead to anything good.

- You literally have a notebook where you write down how many times you saved each other's ass.

- When there's a moment when he doesn't act selfish, enjoy it.

- Now watch your private spy in action. He loves to receive praise.

[porshawriteswisewonderlands]

So, I driving home from work WHEN an idea for an AU popped into my head, for GEAH. AND, I want you to hear me out. What about Guy x Philip Trousers??? 🤔

They only interacted once, not even that...

[veeheement]

Philip Trousers in episode 6

[diamondempp]

i love this man and his stupid smile and his stupid drink and his stupid suit and his stupid bow tie and his stupid accent and his stupid hair and his stupid head and how stupid he is

[eleanorose123]

Happy GEAH S2 day! Have some non-spoilery fan jokes I made while I worked on it for FX years ago lol (ft some unused firefly bugs I did)

[solarmag1c]

i just know if this season came out in 2014-2016 he would be one of the biggest tumblr sexymen on this site. not saying i am attracted to him i just know in my heart that is what would happen. he would break this hellsite.

[thisbelongsto-nohbodys]

finished Green Eggs and Ham S2 a while ago and this popped in my head. (small spoilers)

So when Pam I-Am was doing recon on the Moo-Lacka-Moo, her binoculars displayed this info on her spy rival Philip Trousers

So it goes, Name, Job/Affliation, and then a descriptor or opinion of him. and then the next thing we see is for Trousers' spy ally/contact Marilyn Blouse

so if we go with the same thing as with Trousers then we go with Name, Job, Descriptor/Opinion. I know that "Vixen" obviously a reference to the type of character that Blouse is supposed to be here in relation to the Bond films and not a job however for the "Possible Love Interest" part, Blouse doesn't show any romantic or even friendship toward Trousers within the series and she thinks he's just a co-worker and an idiot. She even lets him float to his supposed death in the end with the Goo-Lacka-Goo, which then made me rewatch the fight scene between Pam I-Am and Blouse and they seemed to to have some history and restraint other than out right attacking unlike Pam and Trousers has. So then I figured, what if the binoculars didn't say that Blouse was a "Possible Love Interest" for Trousers but instead for Pam I-Am.

Just a silly little thought for a Dr. Suess show but still, two middle-aged spy ladies who are both rivals and lovers, oh comeon the scenarios write themselves

[momosrawberry]

Ohh this boi, Philip, he's a himbo, but I love him

[libbyfan]

Template from @hey-imma-fangirl

[yandere-toons]

Just watched Green Eggs and Ham Season 2 the other day lovely stuff all around. Not sure if this goes against the rules but may I request romantic/platonic headcanons for either Philip Trousers or Looka? Bearing no preference, write for whichever you'd prefer.

Yandere Philip Trousers (Platonic & Romantic Headcanons)

Warnings: implied alcoholism, mentions of violence, psychological manipulation, toxic mindset.

A.N. - Believe it or not, he's one of the tamer characters in this universe.

Platonic:

If his friend is also in the secret agent business, Philip disregards the barest hint of subtlety and acquires matching outfits to, in his mind, help them look their best. He requests that Headquarters assign them to his current mission in a supporting role every time, looking for any reason to spam their telephone under the guise of wanting information on a target.

The real purpose of these calls is to chat about what he had for breakfast when he should be flying an aeroplane, offer an assortment of fashion tips for a future meetup that they do not remember arranging, and brag about his triumph over the enemy spy before the chase has concluded.

Seeing himself as the pinnacle of beauty, Philip is not shy with his judgements and freely criticises others regardless of their relationship with his friend. He is the most impressive person in their life in his opinion, so he expects them to choose his invitations and laugh at his jokes before they give anyone else a passing glance.

This becomes a much more complicated task if his friend happens to serve the opposing side of the operation, in which case Philip has strayed from the mission directives several times in an attempt to prove that he is the better agent and persuade them to defect to his side.

He fancies himself a classy gentleman who would never start a fight unless he has probable cause to blame someone else for making him ruffle his suit. When either the organisation or Marilyn Blouse demands to know why he keeps jeopardising his cover on missions, Philip explains that he is righting a horrible wrong after yet another person makes a distasteful comment about his friend.

It could be as trivial as disliking the colour of their outfit, but the details are meaningless to Philip since he tells everyone that they are his greatest comrade and demonstrates this by slugging anyone who fails to treat them with the same level of respect that he wants for himself.

Philip relies on his friend for more than he cares to admit, often treating their assistance as expected rather than generous or kind. They are the first person he contacts when he cannot figure out how to read a map or forgets where the secret base is, and his version of repaying the favour is allowing them to wear one of his suits or take a sip of a martini identical to his.

It is difficult to convince him that the friendship is not mutual because he considers every positive reaction to his behaviour and appearance to be an admission of his perfection.

Romantic:

For all his outer style, Philip is still the same guy who believes that saying the word “warning” is enough before he challenges someone to a round of fisticuffs and takes a swing without remorse.

He is confident that any actions taken by himself in the name of defending his partner are the gentlemanly thing to do and therefore deserve no apology or restraint. It is incidents such as these that become a constant subject of bragging for Philip, and he spares no opportunity to boast about his supposed heroics to an uninterested Blouse.

Philip misuses the resources provided to him by his spy life by way of inviting his partner to his safe house for dinner parties, giving them free rides in his jet aeroplane and speedboat, and handing them drinks with price tags that are half the GDP of Zookia. He views these luxuries as necessary expenses because the bills get sent to his employer and not himself.

Blouse tells him to stop milking their budget for expensive gifts which Philip mails to his partner's doorstep from an undisclosed location. When she argues that his partner is not asking for this, Philip claims that they need not ask because he knows what they want before even they do.

At social events and debriefings alike, he talks to them too much for anyone to believe that they do not have some connection with him. Philip has a bothersome tendency to throw away his cover once he sees his partner and engage them in a one-sided conversation about his newest hairstyle and skincare routine.

He forgets the fact that he is on a top-secret mission and assumes that any responsibilities will wait for him to finish discussing how he self-tailored his suit. It falls to Blouse to drag him away from his partner lest he sidelines the whole operation by asking them to join him for a big band performance later that day.

If anyone asks, Philip has been with his partner for longer than his memory serves him and has never had the slightest bit of conflict. He believes that the power to end the relationship rests solely with him because he sees himself as perfect and therefore cannot understand why his partner would wish to cut ties.

Philip is acting out of his colossal ego when he is snide towards both the people who receive favourable attention from his partner and those who give such attention to them. However, his condescending remarks are less about fearful insecurity and more about the other person daring to think they could rival him.

[aronair]

Look

An idiot

[many-many-fresh-strawberries]

Thought it would be fun to compile the age stages Pam, Sam, Philip and Bo went through in “You Only Mom Twice”. Sorry if I missed something.