#i laugh so hard

[wistfulwatcher]

LINES I QUOTE DAILY | Modern Family, "The Old Wagon"

[irontragedyreview]

This YouTube comment about bk is really something, it literally complains that bk didn't stand out and that he isn't the best when literally Horikoshi did nothing but give him panels and put him in the middle like no one else at the expense of the mc himself. Seriously, his stan sees him as the victim of everything.

[hawtriwitness]

LMAOO AND THEY USED SCENES OF ELI BEING SAD BECAUSE OF HIS ARGUMENT WITH DEMETRI ???!?!??!??

[horrorenthusiast-butnotreally]

I love when people in fandoms just completely ignore a part of a series, like a whole season or spin offs just because they either didn't read/watch it or because they just don't care.

[beejbsbswiwisnsnwwk]

I love seeing all of the feral comments about Belos on Pinterest. Half of them are being practically graphic about how much they want Belos, and the other half are people who are utterly horrified about the sensual comments.

[this-is-youniverse]

Tale of The Nine Tailed 1938

[hannigramislife]

Me: *sad*

Me: *remembers when Nie Mingjue threw Jin Guangyao down the stairs*

Me:

[i-am-a-fan]

My skin on minecraft is macaque (no shame) and it’s so funny.

Because i actively try to hide from the other people on my server and

THIS STUPID PICTURE HANGS IN MY LITTLE HUT.

[llamatrait]

'let's do this recolor,' I said.

'what could possibly go wrong, after all?' I repeated to myself

...

Maybe it's better if I just close everything and go to sleep?

[queen-scribbles]

This is my favorite MAaN and nothing will change my mind🤣🤣🤣

[willgrahamscock]

[ladamania]

Twitter still producing bangers on occasion

[librarianpirate]

[imherefortheship]

i am the only one who read it with Dr. Doofenshmirtz?

secret identities are safe because everyone in gotham/bludhaven is dr doof levels of face blind

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[itachi86]

"Façade leaned over and scooped up a small rock. “Oh good, it’s rock-metaphor time again. You know, I hate this rock. I wish it was a banana. Every morning I will pray to Mighty Odin for it to become a banana. I will write letters to my congressman. I will start a petition on the internet for this rock to be transformed into a banana. I will do all of these things. I will cry bitter tears every night and scrawl in my diary about how life would be so much better if this rock was a banana. And guess what?”

  “It’ll always be a rock.”

-Crossfire