Sun Wukong: "I've been around long enough to know that human ingenuity peaked at the tire swing."
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teach them how to dream barty would buy regulus those stupid mugs that say things like “i teach kids nothing scares me”
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I'm not sure if valve will end up doing anything about the bots but i feel like they might drop a massive update or finally release comic 7 to distract us enough they can disappear into the night again. Ratbastards.
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my mother is quite plainly bisexual and this is tragic because, despite having a bisexual son, she does not believe bisexuality exists. this is especially funny because my father has a whole "guys who are girls" thing going on.
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if steve was a girl her name would be stevie and she would go by steve
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tonight for encore mikey and jarrod will cover cbat while ray frank and gerard go at it hardcore sexual style right there onstage
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the man with the yellow hat is gay
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Hey. Don’t cry. Somewhere out there, there’s an elderly gay couple with a pet dog they treat like a princess. Okay?
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hi friends! how are we all doing this lovely wednesday evening
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tom riddle’s entire life would change if he just listened to la hija de nadie
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“mikaela just seems emotionless and kind of flatly apathetic because he’s a vampire!!” wrong it’s actually because he’s autistic he told me personally
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