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im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick
#you guys are being FUCKING STUPUD#vote i actually swear to fucking god dont be THICK#“genocide joe” yeah i agree hes supporting a genocide thats a face#fact*#but hes three billion times better than trump in EVERY OTHER WAY???????#USE YOUR COMMON FUCKING SENSE#genuinely its not hard#“dont vote guys both parties are bad” ARE YOU STUUUUUUPID ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP#would you rather a) have rights + disagree with one policy or b) be imprisoned for basically just being alive + disagree with every policy#YOURE FUCKING STUPID#like im not gonna force you to vote for someone or to vote at all but Jesus fucking christ#mate do you want rights or not#do you want the ENTIRE PLANET to suffer because of something you think gives you moral superiority (hint: IT DOESNT)#fucking vote#blah blah!#not 75 stuff#smart posting wow#should i tag#you know what i fucking am because youre STUPID#i dont CARE if you disagree with some of their morals. i agree the ones that you dislike are TERRIBLE but dear fucking lord#idk how to tag wait#kamala harris#joe biden#idk man#just fucking vote#us politics#election 2024#us elections#american politics
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I was thinking about HotelOwner!Taco interactions earlier and I think that they should be friends. Or maybe frenemies.
#ii#inanimate insanity#sighhhh not technically my au#this is based on a s1 winner swap au I saw#ii taco#ii paper#ii evil paper#I dont like calling him that#I saw someone call him Looseleaf and I like that but idk if im allowed to steal that#Shes smart enough to put together when Evil paper is in switch and to understand that Paper doesnt remember what EP does#but still doesnt fully grasp that EP remembers shit because nobody at the hotel actually knows what DID is#starts a fic before finishing my old one starts a fic before-
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people will really write rose as a badass girlboss as if her main character trait isn’t hubris. as if her main story arc wasn’t her fucking things over for everyone time and time again by assuming she was better and wiser. oh you think rose is a girlboss? rose who intentionally allowed herself to be corrupted by morally ambiguous terrors because she thought it might give her a slight mental advantage on the game? rose who willingly went along with the manipulation of a groomer because she thought his idea of putting a tumor into the universe was smart? THAT rose? that rose??? why don’t you ask her where the green sun is. since she’s such a competent and intelligent boss bitch
#rose lalonde#homestuck#tw grooming#this isn’t to say she’s not a bad bitch because like. she is. she did let herself get corrupted to kill jack and it was sick as fuck#she looked cool doing it and i would probably let her step on me or whatever#that doesn’t mean she’s smart or knows what she’s doing ever though#rose is a petty and emotional mess#and a silly little freak too#i say this because she is literally my favorite character by the way. this is not haterism#im just tired of the Perfect Smart Alt Girl Trope#have any of you seen beetlejuice#hsmeta#my meta#op
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Everyone loves to accuse Gale of mainsplaining when he's literally just infodumping. He's not sexist he's just neurodivergent!
#Bg3#gale dekarios#(I mean it's not entirely infodumping. He's interested about the subject but also he likes to show off how much he knows so that#He seems smart and useful because a core pillar of his identity is that he's Smart and he has a lot of complex issues about his worth.#But that's not as funny.)#(On a personal level I love lore (even though I know a decent amount of forgotten realms stuff) so whenever he starts rambling im like#Haha yes loredump!!!)
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#i SWEAR i will answer the asks i got this just got into my brain and wouldnt leave lmao#yi knows your ip number#i was thinking in here they are around 3 years actually#we still got no canon knowledge on who is the eldest and who is the youngest but i headcanon it like#uno (oldest and will always let everyone know) odyn (second oldest and oldest middle child) moja (youngest middle child) yi (youngest)#yi isvery smart for her age!!!#she already reading and writing and dissing her brother look at her go!!!#im also not putting a read more on this one because the last time i did that so many people were yelling at me in the tags#to not put my stuff under read more#I LISTENED OK#HERE YOU GO#FORCES YOU TO LOOK AT MY SILLY STUFF#peepaw and babies au#tmnt#tmnt the last ronin#the last ronin lost years#tmnt uno#tmnt moja#tmnt yi#tmnt odyn#tmnt mikey#tmnt michelangelo#doodles#my art
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god the fucking horror of being kiyomi takada though. leaving the murders aside. there's this boy in your college class who is nice and charming and has a bit of a mean streak and you're 90% sure he's not as into you as you're into him but you ask him out anyway and he says okay :) and then he disappears. for months. when he comes back he looks different, more confident and more haunted, but he remembers you and the two of you go out a few more times before you lose contact after graduation
and then he calls you again. he calls you just when you've become kira's spokeswoman, doing meaningful work for the first time, and he's just as charming as ever. he admits he would never have called if you hadn't become famous recently but he thinks this is fate. and well. you do still kind of have a thing for him. so okay, you meet up, and he is gorgeous and silver-tongued and says he loves you and there is a little voice in the back of your head telling you this man is dead.
#kiyomi takada#light yagami#im thinking about. the number of times she says ''that's so cheesy light it's not like you''#i think she suspected something was wrong#never let herself realize because that would mean she was being used#and surely kiyomi's above being used. she's smart. she'd know#but there's always something ever so slightly Wrong with him
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when did anons get nuked 😟
they wouldnt stop spoiling deadpool 3 and now i've seen it but kept anon off to prolong the punishment so they feel it
#sci speaks#i'm kind of glad i have anon off at the moment. i know i'd be getting so many bad deadpool takes in there right now.#im seeing so many bad deadpool takes on the internet at large right now#i hate when i bad piece of deadpool or spider-man media is released because i go through the inevitable motions of#“they dont know them like i do” and i hate being like that#i think its a curse having hyperfixations that are so high profile but only because of like. bad movie adaptations.#they're otherwise obscure. and with wade wilson who has. so few actually good adaptations actually. its nearly impossible to find#a good faith deadpool fan who doesnt just like him because hahaehehe he says fuck in the movie#did you hear that he said fuck! thats so smart and subversive because usualy... superhero dont say fuck.
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what kills me is that asa spent god knows how many hours in the library studying for this date, 100% believing denji would fall for her if she cosplayed a fax printer and spitting to him the twenty pages of information she memorized about starfish when the boy just wanted to see irl happy feet
what kills me even further is the fact denji actually listened to her
and she listened to him to
to be loved is to be seen, man
#and they say romance is dead#denji is so caring and smart and he doesn't get enough credit for that as he should#i know this has been pointed it out one hundred times but honestly my dear? i dont give a damn#he gets inside the aquarium with HER shut the fuck UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP *PULLS HAIR*#DENJI DESERVES SO MUCH MORE AND FUJIMOTO KEEPS MAKING HIM SUFFER I HATE THIS SO MUCH#im rereading this part because the fic im writing is lightly based on this part and it kills me every single time i just love them so much#writing from asa pov because denji seems too complex for my tiny brain to write. and even asa is making it hard too#BUT i will fight the writer's block devil and WIN#the fact fujimoto CAN write romance but actively chooses to make it evil is just insane to me. he's evil.#csm#asaden
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Thinking about that post from a few days ago about being too nervous to post fandom analysis type stuff out of fear of looking stupid... I think it's doubly so for old fandoms/media. Like, I got into elder scrolls (like, really got into it, not just running around in Skyrim every few months) about 3-ish years ago now. It's a 30 year old franchise. It says something about the series that we can still have interesting discussion and theory-crafting about it still, but that's 27 years prior to me of random lore tidbits being doled out in forums that don't exist anymore and fans theorizing about things that I wasn't around for. It can be quite a bit intimidating potentially interacting with other fans who have been here way, way longer than I have (hell, a rare few longer than I've been alive). Like, are there any original thoughts to be had at this point? Probably. But the question is how many of them am I experiencing.
#less serious and tumblr specific: what discourse have i missed. what random argument could i accidently bring back to the surface????#mine#even with eso where people talk about the story and characters way less i am 10 years late to it#and havent caught up with the story stuff#but i also play it every night and want to talk about it very badly#i have a handful of theory posts ive made that just live in my drafts because im afraid of having missed something really obvious and dumb#but i can still read them all by my lonesome and feel smart :)#sorry for two semi self deprecating posts in a week i know it can be annoying but#thems the breaks
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martha jones is kind of like if horatio and ophelia were one person tbh
this post by darkcomedies
s03e08 human nature // hamlet (2009), act 3 scene 2 // hamlet to horatio, act 3 scene 2 // martha about ten, s03e09 the family of blood // s03e03 gridlock // hamlet (2009), act 5 scene 1 // canary in a coal mine by the crane wives
s03e02 the shakespeare code // hamlet (2009), act 3 scene 1 // ophelia about hamlet, act 2 scene 1 // s03e07 42 // hamlet (2009), act 3 scene 2 // s03e05 evolution of the daleks // hoping on another life by madds buckley
hamlet's letter to ophelia, act 2 scene 2 // s03e13 last of the time lords // hamlet (2009), act 5 scene 2 // the shooting script for s03e07 42 // the tags on darkcomedies' post
#martha jones#tenth doctor#10th doctor#doctor who#hamlet#david tennant#<- because this IS his fault . at least a little bit#dr who#10 era#ten and martha#my edits#ws#i do NOT know how to title my webweaving posts sorry and also my sources look like a nightmare#this post is just extremely fucking incomprehensible . sorry. my bad#so proud of the parallel i drew between the scene at the end of gridlock and alas poor yorick i'm so smart <- deranged#also despite the fact martha clocks closer to horatio in my head and it's way easier drawing parallels between those two#so proud of the parallel between hamlet's love letter and last of the timelords my brain is huge <- DERANGED#no this isnt a ship post bc im not built like that but i do realize i've set myself up for failure completely with this one#DONT LET ME COOK [BANGS POTS AND PANS] DONT LET ME COOK
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Steve harrington is fucking good in Chess, he could easily go to Chess Olympics and get in the top 10 best players.
He started playing when he was around 6-7, his nonna teach him with and old and beautiful chess board made of wood, the pieces of chess where shiny and not made with the traditional black and white and materials, no, they where made of a green bright stone that he can’t remember the name, and the other half where bones of animals that where already dead.
Steve was the one who ask to play someday, and nonna excited access to teach him. He was good, a natural you can say, and he enjoyed so much, that every time he was at nonna’s house, they play, not always following the rules, sometime they change them and makes originals, with backstory’s and wars. But nonna dies when he was 12 and he stop playing, even so he remember how to play.
Now, the chessboard and the pieces are save in an old oak box with the carving “Stevie and Nonna Lina chessboard.”
#steve harrington#steve stranger things#stranger things#imagine steve harrington#steve deserves the world#steve harrington angst#italian steve harrington#steve harrington headcanon#steve has shitty parents#steve knows how to play chess#steve is a sweetheart#steve harrington whump#hispanitalian steve harrington#chess#im proyecting myself onto steve#i miss playing chess storys with my nonna#steve will start playing again because erica test him#Erica find out Steve plays chess because she see the chessboard on a box it says: Stevie and Nonna lina chessboard.#steddie#The kids will find out about how smart is steve in chess.
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He likes cats, after all.
#natsume yuujinchou#matoba seiji#i kept thinking about that illustration.............. looking at cats under the engawa#i did my best with the house lol i dont know exactly how japanese architecture works but its pieced together from the original drawing and#bunch of images i found on google#i feel like the house and yard dont look fancy enough for what a matoba house should probably look like but um#that would require me to learn about native japanese plants and gardening philosophy#so i could design their garden#and i dont wanna do that#i already had to draw that elm tree okay T_T#maybe some day i will make a more detailed matoba house illustration#fun fact the reason im posting this at a normal hour is because I WENT TO SLEEP last night instead of staying up until like 5am to finish#like a normal smart person....#anyway!
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it has occurred to me just how good my darling cat is at pushing buttons, both physically and metaphorically. she's got this toy that's has a feather thing that slides around under a skirt and it's turned on by a small button on the top— she's learned how to push this button a long time ago. she's accidentally pushed the power button on my pc tower a few times, scaling it in a rush to hand me her wand toy, but just this last week alone she's located the power button on my backup battery and pressed it just long enough to turn it off PLUS a few times where i have heard it click and was able to shoo her way in time before it cut power to everything on my desk. i think she's doing this deliberately. she has to go out of her way to press this button. she KNOWS it's on the big black box next to the pretty green light and if she pushes it she gets ATTENTION. my cat is a MENACE.
#blair rambles#my cat has always been a menace but this is a new development for her and im not entirely sure i can be mad about it#because i know my cat is scarily smart#i cant fault her for being an intelligent princess
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wow ive been kind of off lately I should take a day to rest an[explosion]
#[.art]#self#complaining tag#I'm good. I needed to draw about it but I'm good. it's fine. whatever#love it when I barely ask you for money to Live outside of gifts and 30 a month. and then you withold the gift SOMEONE ELSE GAVE ME#that's fine it's totally not as if I told you I need that money before. and you decided I was a bit too mean#about you compiling a document I Need To in order to keep the room and board in the place I am living in. by the way#she proceeded to change topic completely to the weather and forget about anything ive told her on the clothes I have here#or about the courses I follow. she takes notes for my sister's classes but cannot be bothered to remember i dont have exams in april#that's fineeee it's fine. it's fine. I know my sistser needs the help and I don't. I would rather die than ask for her help anyways#you can at least pretend to forget about both of us equally instead of telling me I should graduate in two years because im smart enough#which I am not. by the way. At least when I will fail at something I'll have the opportunity to tell her I told you so thank god#dont get me wrong i know her giving me compliments is a good thing I just sort of wish the were things actually about me#and not about the idea she has about me being some kind of prodigy that's simply too lazy to actually be exceptional. anyways
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[SOLUTION⋆QT]
#ffxiv#ffxiv oc#nira'sae#gpose#throwing this shit out at 1 in the morning knowing full well i'll get sad come tomorrow when nobody's seen it#because we are AWARE but not SMART#i dont think im very good at editting yet. but. getting there?#yeah. getting there.
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What an interesting “cat”
#adam stanheight#saw#also the ‘cat’ is named shutter because thats the sound cameras make#im so smart#fanart#made this because my little brother saw an opossum outside and called it a cat obviously i didn’t correct him#opossum#been a while since i rendered animal fur(two days)#silly#he probably knows what an opossum is but its easier to say its a weird cat to not get in trouble with the police for having a wild animal#idk if i like this tbh#he looks too joyous for a guy whos doomed by the narrative
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