#i know its ALL rpf
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my toxic trait is going into the fanfiction tag for a group of youtubers and then getting annoyed when it's all RPF
#like okay u dont understand#i know its ALL rpf#but i mean like. the fic makes the CCs /the/ CCs#like theyre their streamer selves doing streamer things#and im like!! NO!!!!!!!#make it an AU!!#make them gang members or superheros or mythical creatures or WHATEVER#why are they just!! themselves!!#MAKE IT AN AU!!!!!!!!!#anyways
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latest days on twitter have been fruitful
tw: fun, people kissing, waywood kissing (scary)
im still a huge pussy abt sharing all this cus what if the haters are gonna get meeee but at the same time idrc
my stance on rpf is if the people involved dgaf (gerard certainly doesnt care and will would like. get a laugh out of this max) and as long as the content stays sfw then theres no issue w having a little bit of fun :3
so yeah thats what i do know
#art#fanart#my art#my chemical overreaction#lowkey dont wanna tag this specific post w the main tags cus#the opps#theyre gonna get meeee#idk how cancel worthy this all is#also its funny that in 2023 what radicalized me against rpf was the fact that tallyshippers just all sucked ass#all sucked at all forms of art + most of them were some proship freaks#so yeah i healed mcr fandom has helped me embrace the cringe in me#in case the ww community dont want me no more i know whos willing to keep me
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hello awtto nation.
rpf is fine - pilotduty
#why is this scary to post you All know i post rpf. and its not even obvious. um#am i allowed to maintag this? do i care if im not supposed to? hmm#awtto#waterparks#i think i Will terrorize the main tag actually !#awsten knight#otto wood#parx art#waterparks fanart#ok. goodnight followers mutuals etc kisses you all individually on the forehead.#my stuff
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me because simply liking carlando is apparently a disease for l3st4ppies on twitter... a disease THAT I HAVE.
#istg this is not even about shipping#i am CONCERNED for people that take stuff like... friendships or relationship of people YOU DONT EVEN KNOW as a serious matter???#get some help 😭😭😭#i mean it genuinely#its all fun and cute until it comes jennifer ruining it her faves don't have this#and who do you want to get mad with exactly?#carlando#carlos sainz jr#carlitos#lando norris#landino#formula 1#rpf is the way to heaven btw#😜#rosiconi#jdjdjdjsj those tweets are so funny bc they are serious i cant#oh AND IVE SEEN PEOPLE ON HERE TOO Y'ALL ARENT SAFE
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In all seriousness, if it is the Smosh Pit Fan Fiction episode and for some reason they do read something of mine here is my plan ✨️
1. I will be at work, so any action on my part won't be taken until 4 pm.
2. If I get anon hate as a consequence on here I will block and or delete them and not post them to give them the attention they want/will be seeking potentially.
3. If I get hate comments on ao3 on the fic they read from, the comments will simply be deleted.
4. I will not read the comments on the video itself.
5. If Ian or Anthony makes fun of me, it's over for me, and I will have to turn in my ianthony girlie card.
(BONUS: I am not going to do this but you can if you're nervous or anxious: lock your ao3 fics so you have to have an account to read them or comment on them and/or set comments to be moderated on your end.)
Ultimately, there is no stress or fear. I feel that, in general, they will be kind. It's more so the other fans that see fic as creepy I worry about but I have not seen one person overstep a line into being unhinged or dangerous or threatening irl and we are all just having fun. 🤷
#i know some people are legit anxious#so i wrote this#let me know if you get hate and i will defend you asap#smosh#smosh games#smosh pit#smosh pit theater#ian hecox#anthony padilla#shayne topp#angela giarratana#damien haas#i admit fully im rpf garbage but am i actually out here thinking ian and anthony fuck every night? no so chill if you plan to come at me#its all in good fun
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Do you remember that insane Bergy and Marchy interview from last year, which among many other things, featured this exchange?
Anyway I was going thru my bergy tag last night when I came across this other article snippet from 2019
THIS IS THE BASEMENT MARCHY WANTS TO MOVE INTO
#boston bruins#brad marchand#patrice bergeron#marcheron#I HAVE CONNECTED THE DOTS#but god i do go so insane over rpf lore when im in the trenches#good luck to us all#but also its one thing to say ill move into your normal craopy basement haha (clearly a joke)#and another when the basement is in fact designed to accommodate a lodger#which is to say also a joke but i doubt the first time this thought occurred to marchy was during that interview#like when you know your hockey soulmate is retiring in a few months#and then you will never get to have those road trips that liminal time when the only two ppl who exist in the world is you and him#bc you both have families and it is just not done#and you look at your friends basement and one part of you#who is maybe already missing him as he sits next to you thinks-
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#I cannot take that “Charles is an evil twink mastermind” when all he does when its time to be the evil twink is moan and whine on the radio#Max is actually closer to this category than him cause he knows how to back it up#just letting this clear. Cause RPF doscussion is important. You know. Really important.
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know it's for the better | T | 6.2k |
Charles remembers the Max Verstappen from her karting days: awkward, lanky, rude and brutish. The man that stood before her now was exactly that: a man - one very different from the one she knew when she was younger. As Charles took in Max's appearance for the first time in person in over 10 years, an undeniable warmth stirred in her stomach and she gave up trying to force it down. Whatever, he was hot now, sue her. It didn’t mean anything anyway. Or; Charles quit karting at 14, fell in love with Pierre and moved on with her life. It never stopped her from wondering what could have been.
this is my contribution to the @girlcharles-ficfest, i hope you all enjoy <3
#lestappen#lestappen fic#everyone has been so kind i love you all <3#a.fic#know its for the better#f1 rpf
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its soooo awesome how i get to read tags like this every other day bc my most popular post made its way into beatles rpf tumblr and they don't have the brain and foresight to understand that i (OP) don't think their headcanons about which beatle is fucking which is funny and quirky and in fact i think its pretty fucking gross
#i just want them all to shut upppp holy shit how can you happily and proudly talk about your stupid rpf on someone else's post#i have to read that shit :sob#like awesome its part of beetles fucking each other tumblr lore now#and like i can delete it but that just means they still get to talk about beatles fucking each other on MY post all day long#i just dont know about it anymore#it PISSES ME OFFFFFFFF#is there a way to delete a post so it just disappears and all reblogs disappear bc i genuinely dont want it on this website anymore#like genuinely it makes me mad. i hate rpf i think its fucking weird as hell#i'm yucking their yum i dont care. rpf is weird and creepy#and making the beatles yaoi is strange and wrong and you're wrong for doing it.#i just lost a match of OW pretty badly so i'm in a TERRIBLE mood#the life and times of brows
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i just think you deserve eternal happiness actually. funny and actually nice. u are jesus. anyway No pls i AM AFRAID u are simply too cool and i cant deal
#“cant deal” im a millennial at heart x#ok no i love u though#asks#mewtuals#blah blah!#ok im talking here u asked for this basically im going insane theyre so fucking stupid like i know im the one who made them but they keep#NOT SPEAKING anf its so annoying like can you stop being teenage boys and start knowing how to fucking SPEAK#also i am NOT being a creep i dont focus on it its literally not mentioned but theyre in college okay.#well one of them is#no wait both of them are Sorry i tell a lie#anyway its pissing me off like dude can u grow UP and be COOl omg its makign me mad like i could literally just make them know but also im#obsessed with making it “realistic” (its literally rpf girl) and like i dont wanna go to the opposite end of the spectrunm and make them ha#all that therapy speak like omgmfgnfkjnhkj its making me mad.#and like ?? i wasnt coming out in 2007 omh wait no wrong time i cant do times I WASNT COMING OUT IN THE 2000S IS THE POINT#SO HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW JOW THST WOULD GO OMFG#imgonna bite someone im so mad#like i just checked it's 25593 words.#TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY THREE WORDS. THAT IS RIDICULOUS#FUCKING NOTHING HAPPENS IM HONNA THROW UP#but also im obsessed w word count so im hesitant to dlete ...#no ok all scenes are important i think but uuugggggghhhh LIKE OMDGFNJGNFJNH#anyway im so mad like can u just stop being stupid dude im gonna beat myself up#no because like why did i start this. what relevance does this have to anything.#it is. to be fair to myself. i think the best thing ive ever written though#so#everything is FINE and i am a okay
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i havent watched any arcane s2 yet NOBODY say anything i need the raw vanilla experience. i need to take it blow by blow
#watching the show isnt enough i need it injected into my brain#waiting for act 2 to come out so i can binge it all#its over for me. the brainrot#i know it will consume me#remember me as i was.........................#anyway finished all my shit for masters so i can now freely write gay kpop rpf again :)
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i, like most unlucky bastards, am cursed with the affliction
#txt#the affliction in this case being writing 4k and most of the text not being anything remotely close to dialogue#ah yes introspective monologue my favourite#it was supposed to be a fun little drabble but i fell asleep on my keyboard multiple nights in a row and now we're pushing 5k like ooo girl#coming from the guy who could not string 2 sentences together for like 3 years because of burnout and immense dissatisfaction#i basically gave up on all my wips and all it took was like cats being sexy oh okay...yeah that tracks#do you know what its like being dragged kicking and screaming back into rpf#and its because hockey dudes decided itd actually be sooooo funny if they acted like strippers
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Wow, kind of unbelievable how hot the goalie pussy fic is. I mean, I went in expecting hot, but DAMN DUDE. And to have That after the extended scenes of him being So Uncomfortable with the change…which were also soooo good omg. The emphasis on how he’s Aware of it and Not Chilling scanned really well. And of course, the kitnita signature(tm) attention to detail is all over it! I love that you used a real baseball game when you didn’t even put the teams in the text. It was a really really fun read, start to finish!
i'd put the amount of the fic that was at least sex scene adjacent (either otter or robo were touching otter with intent to get him off OR were thinking/talking through getting him off before or after touching him) at like. a little less than half the total word count so i'm SO glad that it ended up reading as hot to you!!!!
even though he was soooo aware of it at all times jake was trying really hard not to be ........ he was So Chill, Actually. that's why he could never bring himself to fact check with another goalie about the whole second contract goalie pussy thing before it happened! because he was So Chill. it's why he had a mental block getting himself off! because he was So Chill. robo was also off losing his mind about everything, but he was capable of acknowledging that he was losing his mind & was therefore also capable of actually exhibiting enough chill to fool otter into letting him hit it not just once, but twice, and probably many more times in the future <3
#replies#rpf talk#ALSO re: the baseball game initially i just made up what happened while he was watching but i found out that i was incapable of leaving it#i already wrote that jake didn't really care about baseball outside of the twins (which feels true. he is strictly a minnesota sports guy)#baseball-reference keeps track of every score from every day of every season etc etc etc so i just picked a day game & used its events#there were only two day games then and the nats-braves game was more interesting given that the other one was a 6-0 brewers win#truly i could have left in the made up plays. it was like two lines!!#the twins being bad in 2022 was also real for the record. like they had a hot start & fell off literally as soon as the stars' season ended#his sister has a pic on her instagram them + their brother watching a twins game from summer 2022 so he would know they sucked#& would likely have tuned out of baseball once training camp started#AGAIN this is all unnecessary information alskdjfhg#thank you so much for taking the time to send this ask! i'm glad you liked the fic enough to face my rambling on a throwaway baseball line!
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it's actually illegal to block me for rpfing on account of i wanna see pretty gifs and fic rec lists
#>:[#i actually dont know why the fic rec guy blocked me#they were reading all my stuff but now im blocked. not sure why#i think its bc i posted rpf. to tumblr#cmon man fork found in kitchen let me back in i prommy ill be normaler#(narrator voice) he only says prommy when he's lying
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evanstan dads with a little romanian toddler who doesn’t quite grasp the different between the two languages he’s been taught. Sebastian’s heart breaks at how he cries at daycare because his teachers don’t understand him when he’s trying to tell them something. Chris just talks to his precious son, doing his best to calm him down. He takes Sebastian in his arms, a loving embrace as he lets his husband know he’s loved.
A little boy running around the house chasing Dodger, screaming with laughter and yelling “Puppy! Doggy! Vino aici!” and laughing even more when the dog gets in a playful stance, not understanding the kiddo and thinking it’s play time.
Kisses and giggles and messy lunches, both chicken nuggets and savarina covering the high chair that the little one is sat in.
THIS. IS. SO. SWEET.
Their tiny bilingual baby! Poor guy!
I can imagine such a little kid with that pure, chaotic, happy energy that's so common in kids, but also, that's so Sebastian.
Every time their son is bouncing off the walls, Chris gets so soft over him, wanting to sweep him up into a huge, cuddly bear hug because that's so much like Seb. Excitable and sweet. It reminds him so much of his husband, but it's not his husband. That's their kid.
God.
It breaks Chris into sappy bits.
This is so, so adorable! Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts! <3
P.S. I think you'll like this older ask
#also#i was listening to a podcast on language the other day#and ✨️the more you know✨️#apparently its not confusion between languages that causes things like this scenario to happen its more that the child doesn't realize that#just their parents are fluent in both languages/that outsiders to their family may not understand both languages#they understand both languages equally well and don't so much confuse words to all belong to the same language#which!#i just thought was fascinating!#asks#chris evans#sebastian stan#evanstan#rpf#real person fanfiction#anon provided writing
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By far the wildest thing is that Riku was canonically uwufied/woobified by the fandom.
#fandom spamdom#idolish7#note's notes#that didnt makes sense but it....its something all right#man.....this is why i cant do rpf or celebrities#i could not for the life of me box a real life person into a box#i will gladly be insane and probably personality-assassinate fictional characters....#...and i dont like doing that but i wouldnt be that horrified by it you know? cause in the end they are fake#but.......man#something about idols being fake but also affecting real life people
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