#i know its ALL rpf

[strifesolution]

my toxic trait is going into the fanfiction tag for a group of youtubers and then getting annoyed when it's all RPF

[pilotduty]

hello awtto nation.

rpf is fine - pilotduty

[fairylando]

me bc simply liking carlando is apparently a disease for l3st4ppies on twt... a disease THAT I HAVE.

[lilac-hecox]

In all seriousness, if it is the Smosh Pit Fan Fiction episode and for some reason they do read something of mine here is my plan ✨️

1. I will be at work, so any action on my part won't be taken until 4 pm.

2. If I get anon hate as a consequence on here I will block and or delete them and not post them to give them the attention they want/will be seeking potentially.

3. If I get hate comments on ao3 on the fic they read from, the comments will simply be deleted.

4. I will not read the comments on the video itself.

5. If Ian or Anthony makes fun of me, it's over for me, and I will have to turn in my ianthony girlie card.

(BONUS: I am not going to do this but you can if you're nervous or anxious: lock your ao3 fics so you have to have an account to read them or comment on them and/or set comments to be moderated on your end.)

Ultimately, there is no stress or fear. I feel that, in general, they will be kind. It's more so the other fans that see fic as creepy I worry about but I have not seen one person overstep a line into being unhinged or dangerous or threatening irl and we are all just having fun. 🤷

[patrice-bergerons]

Do you remember that insane Bergy and Marchy interview from last year, which among many other things, featured this exchange?

Anyway I was going thru my bergy tag last night when I came across this other article snippet from 2019

THIS IS THE BASEMENT MARCHY WANTS TO MOVE INTO

[effervescentdragon]

For the kiss prompt: charlos + 9 …in public. ❤️✨ (if you feel like it!)

I truly adore your writing 😘

thank you so much for the prompt and the nice words too 🥹🥰

9) ...in public.

It's not that it's a complete secret.

It can't really be, not with how tight the racing community is and with how much they are all in each other's business. It can't be, not with how obvious they are, and especially not with the amount of times people have stumbled upon them in various levels of both intoxication and lack of clothing.

So it's not really a secret, when everybody who matters knows, and even those who don't matter keep to the code of We Don't Speak About It. It's not really a secret, and it's their life, and it's been years, and it just is, and that makes them reckless, or maybe careless.

Maybe they don't want it to be a secret at all.

So when they're in Ibiza that one time for vacation, and they're with their friends and families on the beach, and Charles had just won and Carlos had just won too, and they're playing beach football and Charles is horrible at it and Carlos is shouting strategy at him once again, and everybody is laughing at them, they maybe don't think to check for papparazzi when Charles pretends to listen to Carlos and comes close enough to cut his words off with his lips. And maybe their siblings don't think to look around as they groan in mock-annoyance when Carlos forgets to be mad and kisses Charles back, his hands splayed on Charles' back in a move that became natural with practice, all his senses focused on Charles. And maybe their friends forget to do anything but wolf-whistle and laugh when Charles' hands travel to Carlos' ass, and he breaks the kiss and tries to wink at Carlos cheekily as Carlos just stands there, holding Charles against him and happy like he rarely remembers being in his life.

And maybe, when their teams are contacted by the news outlets some days later about a "scandalous" story that's about to break out, both of them are upset at the invasion of their privacy but neither of them care overly much about their secret becoming public knowledge.

Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead, goes the saying. Charles and Carlos, though; they just want to live.

[maxverstappn]

know it's for the better | T | 6.2k |

Charles remembers the Max Verstappen from her karting days: awkward, lanky, rude and brutish. The man that stood before her now was exactly that: a man - one very different from the one she knew when she was younger. As Charles took in Max's appearance for the first time in person in over 10 years, an undeniable warmth stirred in her stomach and she gave up trying to force it down. Whatever, he was hot now, sue her. It didn’t mean anything anyway. Or; Charles quit karting at 14, fell in love with Pierre and moved on with her life. It never stopped her from wondering what could have been.

this is my contribution to the @girlcharles-ficfest, i hope you all enjoy <3

[616nightcrawler]

its soooo awesome how i get to read tags like this every other day bc my most popular post made its way into beatles rpf tumblr and they don't have the brain and foresight to understand that i (OP) don't think their headcanons about which beatle is fucking which is funny and quirky and in fact i think its pretty fucking gross

[bedforddanes75]

i just think you deserve eternal happiness actually. funny and actually nice. u are jesus. anyway No pls i AM AFRAID u are simply too cool and i cant deal

[ratatatastic]

i, like most unlucky bastards, am cursed with the affliction

[cannibalisticcorpse]

it's actually illegal to block me for rpfing on account of i wanna see pretty gifs and fic rec lists

[fandomfluffandfuck]

evanstan dads with a little romanian toddler who doesn’t quite grasp the different between the two languages he’s been taught. Sebastian’s heart breaks at how he cries at daycare because his teachers don’t understand him when he’s trying to tell them something. Chris just talks to his precious son, doing his best to calm him down. He takes Sebastian in his arms, a loving embrace as he lets his husband know he’s loved.

A little boy running around the house chasing Dodger, screaming with laughter and yelling “Puppy! Doggy! Vino aici!” and laughing even more when the dog gets in a playful stance, not understanding the kiddo and thinking it’s play time.

Kisses and giggles and messy lunches, both chicken nuggets and savarina covering the high chair that the little one is sat in.

THIS. IS. SO. SWEET.

Their tiny bilingual baby! Poor guy!

I can imagine such a little kid with that pure, chaotic, happy energy that's so common in kids, but also, that's so Sebastian.

Every time their son is bouncing off the walls, Chris gets so soft over him, wanting to sweep him up into a huge, cuddly bear hug because that's so much like Seb. Excitable and sweet. It reminds him so much of his husband, but it's not his husband. That's their kid.

God.

It breaks Chris into sappy bits.

This is so, so adorable! Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts! <3

P.S. I think you'll like this older ask

[always-a-joyful-note]

By far the wildest thing is that Riku was canonically uwufied/woobified by the fandom.

[verytendou]

Coming around on rpf bc my friend asked our friend group “if your life was a tv show what would your top ships be” and that honestly had to be one of the best conversations ive had in a while

[dashiellqvverty]

always think its funny when people are into a particular rpf ship but get antagonistic/hostile/morally superior towards other rpf ships like girl we are all in the same house here