#i know it doesnt really look like eds earring

[critterofthenight]

look i've got a dagger earring (✧ω✧)

[alexging]

sean diaz fluff alphabet (rq)

(A) attractive - what do they find attractive about u? how do they show this?

sean is attracted to anyone or anything that deviates the norm. dyed hair, unique background/perspective, and unconventional features. literally anything u think is unattractive and not up to the beauty standard about u, he probably rlly digs it. hell draw it in his journal always! but not in a way that comes across performative—he just draws u authentically. he doesnt feel the need to modify how u look in his art bc he thinks ure perfect as is (booo corny).

he shows his attraction through flesh-blazing, skull-burning staring. he analyzes his muses thoroughly after all... he knows where all ur freckles/moles are and can draw ur smile from sheer memory. in the months that he crushed on u, u couldn’t help but feel this pestering feeling of being watched in class constantly.

hes still a dorky teenage boy so if u share the same music taste as him or have the same hobbies hell geek out!! “no way she can skate AND listens to my favorite songs…” lyla will just roll his eyes at him in response. he acts like tom from 500 days of summer 😭

(B) baby - how do they act around kids?

sean definitely says he hates kids. hell talk about how annoying they are and use daniel as an example ALWAYS. that however does not hide the fact that he is REALLY good with kids. i wouldnt say its in a fatherly way but kids tend to look up to him as a cool older brother (even when he doesnt try to be one).

sean also secretly loves it when ur good with kids, despite him allegedly hating them. he cant help but grin ear-to-ear when he sees how happy u make daniel. once he becomes self-aware he tries to wipe his smile off asap. when u, sean, and daniel go out u guys are practically his parents. both of u know how to shut down daniels whining fast. albeit sean does more of the hushed, frustrated demands and u just try to defuse daniel.

(if u guys have ever seen the video of jake and tara with that baby thats how i imagine u guys with kids 😈 except ur both a mix of tara n jake)

(C) cuddle - how do they like to cuddle?

honestly the two of u can never decide who’s big spooning and who’s little spooning. to solve this issue the two of u just kind of… stack on top of each other.

esteban will do his routine dad check up on the two of u (preventing teen pregnancy) and walk into u guys jenga-ed on top of each other. ur legs are a tangled mess and u look like two corpses laid on top of each other. scrolling through ur phones while stacked is the go-to. ull be muffled chuckling into sean’s stomach at random videos for an hour…

while cuddling sean always traces little drawings/words on ur body. when u ask him whats hes drawing hell probably say its a dick LMFAO. so romantic 🙄

at the beginning of ur relationship, sean always felt the need to be the “man” and cradle u like some big infant. overtime he got more comfortable and whenever u guys watch movies on the couch hell be sprawled out on top of ur lap. one arm up supporting his head and a leg propped up like a princess xoxo

(D) dates - what are dates with them like? what do they like to do?

concerts, fairs!!! and MOVIES for sure

sean casually drops half his check on good seats for one of ur guys favorite band. the two of u have a tradition of replaying their music for weeks until the concerts about to start. it literally does not matter how many times uve gone to concerts with sean—u guys stay excited every single time. the after concert high is so good and u guys always kiss in the car afterwards. the two of u mess up each other’s hair and shuffle back in ur seats with swollen lips. sean backs out the parking lot while awkwardly clearing his throat 😭

SEAN IS SUCH A BIG FAIR GUY. he gives less than two shits if the pop-up fairs are shady and will probably collapse at the slightest gust of wind. he WILL take u on all the janky rides and tease u for being freaked out. he holds ur hand while giggling like a lil boy on the ferris wheel bc the creaking starts to freak the both of u out. he also tries to win fair prizes for u and say its a “bullshit scam” when he loses.

u beg him to go into the photobooth and take cute little couple-esque photos. he says “fineee” after some convincing with a smile and he avoids ur gaze after too. he definitely secretly wanted to the whole time though!! when they print out, they come out with those face-adjusting filters. u guys are WHEEZING laughing in front of the slot where they regurgitate out those abominations. sean puts it on the back of his phone case bc he thinks its so hilarious 😭

sean is a film nerd considering he had goodlands on his laptop. hes definitely up to date on any movie releases and will want to watch anything new with u. u guys always dissect the movie aggressively afterwards. the both of u will forever and always argue about which characters u liked and didnt over some takeout.

(E) equal - are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

sean on the regular is passive. he never was the “dominant” type to like… back u into corners. in fact he was really awkward when u first met him. hes lowkey scared of women 😭

it took him a while to get comfortable/assertive. by “comfortable” i mean gaining the ability to tease u back LMAO. when he first gave u a snarky remark ur jaw kind of hung open and u guys HAVENT STOPPED SINCE. overall, sean usually was the one to wait for u to initiate something. he never wanted to put u in a situation ud be uncomfortable with.

(F) fight - would they be easy to forgive their s/o? how are they fighting?

u guys fight like an old married couple. playful arguments always happen but once it becomes serious/personal things go south. one thing leads to another and the two of u just get agitated with each other

when u guys do seriously fight sean eventually lets u have ur way ALWAYS. he always prioritizes what u need/feel in the end and is really good at saying sorry. a part of him feels like big fights indicate ull leave him so hell always choke out things like “i just dont wanna lose you” after arguments. it sounds really dramatic but he has DEEP-rooted abandonment issues. hell hold u—whether it be an embrace or ur hand just to feel comforted afterwards.

(G) gentle - how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?

GAWWWWWWWWWDAUH sean is so incredibly very gentle. sure, he teases u sometimes but in the end, again, he always makes sure ur comfortable! he asks u if ur okay when u look clearly overstimulated/out of it.

physically, sean doesnt mess around. he will constantly playfully shove u, mess with ur hair, etc. obviously its never to the point where it hurts but this is the only way he can get his daily dose of pda, so!

(H) hugs - do they like hugs? how often do they do it? what are their hugs like?

sean is crazy on back hugs. he will always surprise u with one and he WILL trap u in it. ull be walking around his house and chatting with his leech-self wrapped around u. he likes nuzzling his nose in and u can feel his lips curl into a smile on the nape of ur neck when u make a joke (😢)

sean takes the opportunity to embrace u at any moment of privacy hes given. when daniel or esteban catches him he immediately flings off u and starts stuttering LMAO. hes kind of lanky so if anything his clothes are what cushion u. BUT he is very warm and is a personal heater #tbh. who needs a coat when u have sean???

(I) i love you - how fast did they say the l-word?

i feel sean is VERY quick to fall in love but takes forever to actually utter the words out. he will have a love at first sight moment with u and only have the feelings grow bigger and bigger as time goes on. sean is overall a reserved person and wouldnt go out of his way to tell u, no matter how much lyla encouraged him.

he would only say it once it becomes overbearing for him. like, to the point where the extent he loves u has become pervasive and PERSISTENT. it will just explode out of him at some pivotal moment. u guys will be laughing hysterically at something only u guys would laugh at. then, boom, it slips out like its something he had to swallow back down a hundred times before. because its so sudden, it will definitely catch u off guard.

he would repeat it because he didnt think u heard it the first time like a dork. his stomach acid is doing fucking somersaults at this point. u will visibly see this guy’s face drop and his hands start to fiddle anxiously. his eyes will kind of dart all over ur shocked face in fear. he’ll choke a lil “sorry i have no clue why i even said that-“

u lean in and the rest is history 🤓

(J) jealousy - how jealous do they get? when do they get jealous?

sean is always a bit wary of specific guy friends or potential suitors u have in ur life. again, sean picks up on LOTS that most people brush over. he knows when people flirt with u and he always bites his tongue before he says anything.

whenever u talk about other people too much, he gets a little… sassy. ull be thanking some guy in ur class for giving u the answers and hell be grumbling “i wouldve gave them to u…” under his breath. u shoot a look at him and he just defensively puts his arms up LMAO. he never seems to stop either. the amount of times u caught him rolling his eyes… criminal.

(K) kisses - what are their kisses like? where do they like to kiss u? where do they like to be kissed?

sean is so shy when it comes to kisses. when u first began dating, sean never kissed u without a shy “can i?” before. he never knew when was appropriate or if u wanted to kiss him at all. his ears would flare up in red and his eyebrows would furrow in concentration each time.

overtime, as he got more comfortable, sean began finding the “right times” himself. whenever u leave his house he always gives u a quick peck. daniel never misses his opportunity to scream “EWW” as loud as he can. sean will be like “one more” and smooch ur cheek and then say “wait another one” and just KEEP GOING. if he wore lipstick u would look like u were dunked in a pig’s blood.

smiling into the kiss happens without fail—every single time. sean cant help himself, hes a lover boy!! he will always slowly open his eyes and pray u wont catch him sneaking a look. once he pulls away, he laughs while covering his mouth with his wrist. he gets butterflies still, no matter how many times u kiss 😭 im sick.

(L) love language - what is his love language?

sean’s family is big on quality time so he definitely prioritizes it. impromptu hangouts are his absolute favorite and if he could, hed spend every hour he could with u. sean never fails to randomly invite u over and hold u at gunpoint to do family time with him, daniel, and esteban.

also sean is a big gift giver! he will always give u doodles of ur favorite characters and little things that remind him of u. u guys have matching pins, keychains, bracelets, etc. not only does he go all out, but he also knows EXACTLY what u like. again, sean is the most attentive bf ever. hes the kind of man who would spend hours making coraline dolls of u two.

(M) mornings - how are mornings spent with him?

sean is not a morning person. he is almost always running late to first period, so oftentimes u cover for him. he will come to class with messy hair and will lizard-blink at literally anything u say. when u tell him that u gave the teacher an excuse, hell let out a croak-ey "thanks" and he will on a 99% chance knock out right after. he'll probably dazily open his eyes at u every so often and go back to sleep LMAO.

on weekends, sean will... barely be awake for mornings. ull be up and ready, watching hawt dawg man on the couch with daniel while eating cereal. sean shortly comes out of his mancave, stretching and yawning. hell come to lean on ur shoulder and stare blankly at the screen. its never particularly productive but sean couldnt care less honestly.

(N) nicknames -what does he call u?

sean has a disdain for nicknames. uttering any of them out loud just seemed so embarrassing to him… unless he’s making fun of them. he does however love “girlfriend.” its not exactly a nickname but he loves saying ur his girlfriend or “my girlfriends coming over” to people.

at a certain point he started using it in sentences that wouldn’t make sense. he’d go “hi girlfriend” every time he sees u. he’s so stew peed… 😢

(O) on cloud nine what is he like when he’s in love? is it obvious for others?

lyla never hears the end of u. shell be talking about something entirely unrelated and sean will be disassociating with his mouth open. when he finally snaps back into reality the first thing that comes out of his mouth is “do u think she would find it a turn off that u drive me everywhere?…“

“yeah obviously— were u even listening sean?”

“mm okay…” he just goes back to tuning her out again LMAO.

esteban will be asking for his tools from sean and he’d be totally zoned out just thinking about u. esteban will pull himself out from under the car and groan “augh… lover boy…” without sean even saying anything to him… so yes hes obvious.

(P) pda - is he upfront about your relationship? does he brag about you with others? or he rather shy to kiss, etc. when others are watching?

i already wrote on this but sean would rather keep intimate contact privately. that is, unless hes really in the heat of the moment. for example, at a concert hed just get so riled up. the lyrics of the song perfectly aligning with the way he feels about u MIGHTTT just make him collide lips with u, who knows! at special moments he won’t hesitate to kiss u but he’s just usually not a show-ey person.

too many times have the two of u attempted to sneak away to be romantic alone and gotten caught. whether it be lyla, esteban, daniel, or any of sean’s guy friends—they always tease u guys. lyla is so dramatic and she’d probably do the most, screaming and squawking when all she sees is sean hugging u 😭

(Q) quizzes - how much would they remember about you? do they remember every little detail you mention in passing or do they kind of forget everything?

just like i mentioned earlier, sean remembers every little thing. he knows which side of ur smile leans more toward, the distinctive mole on ur arm, etc etc etc. he loves u like how a husband with a camcorder loves his late wife <3

sean has pulled multiple joe goldbergs before u started dating. he will give u some small knick knack of ur favorite video game/show/band and ull thank him, visibly confused on when u mentioned it. hell notice and just go “i heard u talk about it like three months ago.” he only realizes HOURS LATER how creepy he sounded and his ass will start sliding down a wall dramatically in his room.

(R) rosy - what makes them blush?

sean is quick to blush. honestly, any time u guys are intimate in any sort of way his ears are probably burning up. he’ll try to hide that he’s nervous by giving u quick one-liners back but inside his heart is RACING.

(S) security - how protective are they? how would they protect you?

sean goes to great lengths to protect people he loves, like u. in relation to actual life is strange 2 lore, sean definitely does anything in his power to not involve u in the incident. if u try to contact him or find him, he’ll probably be EXTREMELY upset. at first, all he can think about is how much he wants u away from all this mess. he just wants u to live a normal life—and if that meant being far away from him he’d be okay with it. u would beg him to let u back in his life and eventually, with much hesitation, he’d oblige. keeping u alongside daniel on the road allowed u to see another side to sean. he had been hit and came back up so many times just for u. all he wants in his life is to keep u safe.

exempt from life is strange 2 lore, sean always does little things to keep u safe. there are many times where he treats u like daniel—aka a big baby LMAO. he’s big on acts of service as well so he’ll always make u walk on the inside of the sidewalk, hold ur hair away from ur face when it’s windy, help u jump off of places too high up, etc.

(T) try - how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?

he’s so bf coded of course he puts maximum effort at all times! he gets crafty for you every anniversary—a collection of drawings of u and a curated playlist/burnt cd is the MINIMUM he’s capable of. he’s the kind of boyfriend that can actually pick up on subtleties. something u mentioned liking once? it’s now in his cart.

when sean feels like switching it up he’ll try to do things he’s not used to like pottery and completely fail 😭. he has some place in the back of his closet for all the clunky diy gifts he’s tried to make for u in the past. despite this, he’ll give u a perfect trinket dish and u’ll wonder how he’s so good at everything… well, one day in his room he’ll ask u to go get something from his closet. u go inside and see a cardboard box with 15 versions of that very same trinket dish he made.

(U) understanding - how well do they know their partner?

sean does his best at understanding you as a person. when u talk about complicated emotions and unique experiences he doesn’t quite share, he’ll have this really pensive expression. he nods along and tries to understand ur perspective to the best of his ability. because of this, its really easy to open up to sean.

sean has you down to a T. hes so so so perceptive and knows when u feel uncomfortable. a small falter in ur smile, the glossy glint in ur eyes, ur lip quivering, he sees it ALL. he will immediately try to get u out of whatever situation ure in.

(V) vanity - how concerned are they with looks?

he could give less than two farts tbh. he loves when u look like a mess, more drawing opportunities for him. he however will make a big deal about looking good in front of u. he will be styling his hair for an hour in front of the mirror before going on a date with u, hogging the bathroom. he also practices the way he approaches u and lays out his outfits to impress u LMAO.

(X) xtra headcanon

sean loves cats so much. if u have a cat, he will spend the whole time at ur house trying to befriend them. bro will be crawling all over ur house on all fours... it gets to the point where u guys can never pass by a petsmart without sean making an impromptu visit to see the cats. plus, u guys have matching cat profile pictures!!!

(Y) yearning - how will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

sean coops up and calls and texts u as much as u can. its to the extent where he will send u nonsensical texts just so he can open ur guys' chat. ur phone will be vibrating so much and out of curiosity ull open it to just see random symbols and letters strung together. he'll send u random photos throughout the day that remind him of u and make unplanned video calls. u guys do mundane tasks together in silence for HOURS. they never fail to end with him just falling asleep on call.

(Z) zzz - what are their sleep habits?

sean is NOT a morning person. because daniel’s usually the one that wakes him up, he will slam a pillow into ur face when ur just trying to wake him up. he will open his eyes to see u and mumble a “shit sorry…” and snake his hand around u back into bed. he will hold u PRISONER under those sheets. if u try to shuffle out he will snake another arm around u. u're essentially held hostage until sean decides he wants to set u free... cruel world.

unfortunately i feel like this is very lackluster and COULDVE BEEN BETTER idk. also not proofread so sorry if this was... inchuresting to read... it also sucked me dry so i think i may have to start writing ACTUAL fanfics instead of hcs😢😢😢 thank u if u did enjoy though...

[freaksun]

hot, hotter, hottest

part 2 of this ! i actually fucking hate this but some people asked for a part two so I feel like i should post it anyways lol

super long and boring and no p in v happens plus the writing is just bad cause i was stoned to get thru it lmaooo

sorry guys ive never written smut before 🥲🥲send some smut requests so i can practice!!

“im gonna close the door”

you’re giddy, practically tripping over your own feet on the short walk to his bedroom door. you take a deep breath, your hand resting on the cheap flimsy wood. you hope to ground yourself so you can really remember this. whatever this is gonna be.

he’s trying to calm himself too, his hands running up and down his thighs, trying to focus his hands on the denim of his jeans. he leans back against his bed -still sitting on the floor- takes a deep breath, and watches you come back to him.

he adores your smile everyday, but even moreso now that theres a coy tilt of your neck, tilting your chin inward.

you’re not sure how to re-initiate a hot-and-heavy makeout session. you feel awkward and nervous but the way hes looking at you certainly helps. plus, its making you feel hot.

youre still standing while his face is at about waist level. youve been in this position before but this time hes not hiding how it makes him feel. hes looking up at you with a hungry, downright devilish look in his eyes. his hands come up your thighs, rubbing up and down the soft fabric of your pajama pants and stopping at your hips.

“i love you too, y’know”

his big brown eyes stare up into yours, crawling up into your brain and consuming your thoughts entirely. he wants, no, needs you to know he means it.

you run your hands through his hair, petting him like you’ve been dating forever. there are a million things your mind tells you to say, but you cant articulate anything, too caught up in the excitement of this moment.

you crawl onto the bed behind him. he follows you, laying on his stomach looking at you while you get comfortable (as comfortable as you can with the way your heart is pounding and youre in a cold sweat) with your arms wrapped around your knees, holding them close for comfort.

something he always liked about you is your cute little self-soothing behaviours. the way you try so hard to be present in every moment, to not miss a thing.

“you ok?” he touches your shin softly, rubbing on it comfortingly and then sliding his hand down to wrap around your ankle. hes always touchy like this, tries his best to make you feel loved and safe while also using it as an excuse to touch and love on you.

“yeah.. im fine, eds.” you smile, but it doesnt reach your ears. he frowns, in a overdramatic cartoony ‘i know youre lying’ kind of way. silly as he is.

“im just..” you sigh “i dunno.. i guess ive wanted this so long. dreamed about it, yanno?”

hes blushing, suddenly bashful.

“yeah, i know baby.. me too.” he doesnt want to admit to all the times hes thought about how you’d sound, how you’d feel under him, how you’d taste and what you’d be into. doesnt want to confess to touching himself staring at a model pretending its you, or imagining it was your hand wrapped around his cock. so all he says is me too.

“i just- what if.. what if im not good? what if i cant.” you struggle to say the words out loud

“what if i cant make you.. f-feel good and you change your mind?” your eyes bore into his, wide and shining with passion

his mouth feels dry as he stares back with an awestruck expression. he cant imagine a world where you’d be naked in front of him, and he’d do anything but worship you.

“baby..” he sits up, looking you in your eyes

“i- i dont want you for that, i love you.” he caresses your face, pinching your cheek lightly.

“I dont care about that stuff, y’know? and.. you know, im not-“ he laughs nervously

“Im not that.. well versed.” he clears his throat

your eyes widen “you mean..” you cant believe hes a virgin, looking like that?? being as sweet and charming and fucking sexy as him??

“N-no!! I mean ive had.. experiences, but.” hes all stuttery and nervous, you find it incredibly endearing. “I dont think they liked me all that much.. it was just embarrassing, honestly.”

you dont know what to say. you feel bad, but you dont think a pitied tone would really help him. you think it might emasculate him or whatever..

“Oh..” your eyes flicker between his lips and making eye contact. its selfish, but you enjoy the idea of being his first nice experience.. “come here.”

you open your knees so he can crawl between them, slotting himself there nice and snug as you grab his face and pull him in.

your eyes are already closed, mouth slightly open when his lips hit yours, and in seconds, its tongues clashing fighting for dominance as you both make quiet noises of pleasure

his hands move down, one on your hip holding you possesively, the other grazing your chest, timid. you grab his wrist and force his hand down, giving him complete permission, almost begging him.

his large hand squeezes gently, he groans immediately at the soft squish of your clothed boob.

he pulls back just to groan “fuck” and “you have no idea how long ive wanted to touch your pretty tits”

you giggle at his boyish slang, it makes you feel dirty but in a good way, like a teenage fantasy.

(and you were his, so…)

you tug at his shirt, staring up at him with doe eyes, looking innocent despite the way your thighs are already squeezing him. he smirks and wastes no time in ripping his lazy band tee off.

your breath shudders, eyes taking his lean torso in. you’ve seen him shirtless plenty of times - and yes of course you noticed when he suddenly had abs and a slender v line running down into his pants- but seeing him like this, his chest heaving in big adrenaline filled breaths, leaning over you with a nasty look in his eyes… it was almost too much

“like what you see?” he teases, ego beaming at the way you falter, eyes stuck drinking him in.

“so much.” your fingertips softly run up his abs, following up to grab the back of his neck to pull him in yet again, you just cant get enough of this thing youve been yearning for so long.

he chuckles against your lips, then gently takes your bottom lip between his teeth and pulls ever-so-gently.

you whine much to his delight, sounding absolutely wrecked and pathetic.

your hands roam around his neck, running up his head to get a nice handful of hair, pulling at it while he swipes his tongue across your teeth and you giggle

“you are a freak” you giggle and pull his head back, exposing that pretty neck of his

he groans, and almost whimpers and the sound is fucking delicious, goes directly between your thighs.

you latch onto his neck, sucking and nibbling gently, a touch of pain that you know he’ll like

and he does, blatantly, whining and sounding just as pathetic as you. (if not more)

he can feel you smirking against the wet skin you just defiled, and feels he needs to get some power back in this battle for dominance

he thumbs at the hem of your shirt

“can i take this off?” you crumble all over again at how sweet he is, how sweet you knew he’d be

“go for it, rockstar” you smile and he thinks you might be a siren sent to ruin his life

he pulls your cute fitted shirt up over your head and you thank the universe that you wore your good bra, the lilac one with the cute pattern sewn into it

he swallows, like a nervous cartoon and you fall even deeper for him

“h-holy shit” he mutters under his breath and you’re not sure if he even knows he did

“very romantic” you scoff, teasing him

“sorry, i mean.. holy shit”

you sit up, your knees in between his

“s’just a bra eds..” youre smiling in that way he almost never sees you smile and he thinks you enjoy tormenting him (you do, very much)

“wanna take it off?” you look up at him, innocent eyes right above the most sinfil smirk

he nods quickly, eyes wide to match his whole cartoon thing

he snakes his slender arms around you, and you feel his warm hands fumbling the clasp while his tongue sticks out in concentration

he looks entirely too nervous for your liking, getting more and more discouraged every second he cant get it off. he wants to be charming and smooth and sexy, not geeky and awkward and not able to take a fucking bra off

“s’okay baby” you kiss his cheek, your voice soft but stern

“no rush. you got it, try again” your encouraging words in that buttery sultry tone makes him wanna devote himself to you

he takes a deep breath and tries two more times, his eyes light up when he sees your straps fall down your arms

he bites his lips as a subconscious grounding technique as he pulls your bra down your arms and off your chest, he wants to remember every inch of you, just incase you change your mind and never wanna do this again

his lashes flutter the second your tits are exposed, his jaw going slack and you swear his eyes glaze over.

“God fucking damn, mama” his hands trail up your hips, the sides of your tummy, and tremble lightly as they feel you, finally

his eyes flicker to yours but he cant seem to maintain eye contact when your perfect tits are right in front of him, literally in his hands

in a total trance he follows his instincts on autopilot, leaning down to kiss his way to your nipple without even thinking

his kisses trail from the top of your chest down to the swell of your boob, his hand on your shoulder softly pushing you to lay on his pillows, propped up in the perfect position for him to lick and then latch his lips to your nipple, softly sucking

you gasp quietly, most guys just made out with you before sex, none have ever been interested in much foreplay - especially like this, his tongue circling your sensitive nipple, his hand squeezing your other boob and playing with that nipple too

your hands find his head quickly, running your fingers through his hair and gently massaging, making him moan the loudest yet

he’s practically slipping into sub space, completely entranced in the act of service while you pet his head like a good dog

he pulls off you with a *pop* , licking you a few more times for good measure before he’s looking up at you, completely wrecked

his hair is messy, face flushed, eyes lidded with heavy want, and his lips all bright pink

“will you please let me taste you?” his voice is lamblike, practically begging

your breath hitches as you continue gently scratching at his scalp

“o-okay” you’re entirely unsure, no one else had ever shown any interest in going down on you, too preoccupied with hitting and running without even asking if you got off, and the idea of him between your thighs like that is making you tremble

“thank you” he moans against your skin, kissing both tits, your tummy, above your fleecy pjs that cover your cunt

your eyelids flutter, the combination of his good manners and his face so close to your most sensitive and intimate place making you dizzy

his eyes meet yours, a giddy expression on his stupid face as he pulls your pjs down your hips but you stutter when he takes your panties between his fingers

“i-i..” he looks up at you with wide eyes

“do you not want me to? w-we dont have to..” he gently rubs your thigh

“n-i do, im just..” he smiles suddenly and you think its odd, but its just him reading you like a book as always

“no one’s ever done this before?” you blush and look down at your bare thighs, shaking your head

“look at me baby” you do. “thats a real shame. real fucking shame no ones ever kissed this pretty pussy” hes never seen your eyes this wide and it fuels his ego for this whole charming thing hes doing

“its gonna feel real good baby, what are you scared of?” hes direct but its clear in his face hes not judging you and you know he’d never pressure you into anything

“uh-i- uhm. just- just stop if its bad, ok?” you stop making eye contact

he cant think of a sophisticated and sweet thing to say so he opts for shutting you up

he adjusts his grip on your thighs and pulls you closer to him, his nose poking at your clothed clit

he smirks, absolutely giddy as he pulls your panties down gently, looking into your eyes for a second before he cant help staring as more of you is revealed

his entire demeanour changes once theyre off and you swear you hear him whisper some sort of prayer quietly

he wastes no time, his lips gently kissing your bare pussy trying to be as gentlemanly as he’d always fantasized but he cant help himself for more than a second before losing his composure and eating you like a madman

his tongue runs up and down your slit, exploring entirely for his own benefit, noting everything he feels in the folders of his memories. it licks up your cunt in a cupped position, scooping up the slick that was all all for him and savouring the taste of you in his mouth. he groans at the taste, then finally his tongue finds your clit and he knows its time to put all his time spent imagining this moment to use

he flicks up and down your knot of nerves, swirling his tongue around once, twice, three times while you whine before smothering your poor clit with his lips and sucking, causing you to practically wail, your hand flying to his hair as your mind fights between the urge to run away from the feeling and the urge to grind against his face

you cry his name as he pulls off with a satisfying pop, a sick smirk on his face as he licks his lips

“feel good?” he teases but youre beyond the point of embarrassment, entirely fucked out and in desperate need of orgasm. youve needed this far too long to be denied now

“god, yes, please, keep going” immediately he knows that you begging is the hottest thing he will ever hear.

his tongue licks up the seam of your pussy, circling around and around your clit while you keen, arching your back so you press into his face. he ventures his tongue down and up inside you, his nice big nose pressing into your clit deliciously. he’s absolutely ecstatic when you start grinding against him, soaking his face even more as his tongue squirms deeper inside you and his nose nudges your swollen clit.

“Fuck, eds! m-more, please!” he smiles at your manners even while he’s tongue-deep inside you, but obliges, moving up to overstimulate your clit while slowly pressing a finger into you. You whine, your back arching and walls clenching around his prodding finger. he quickly adds another finger, moving them gently but firmly pressing into your sweet spot deep inside you. his fingers being longer than yours slipped your mind until they were massaging your insides.

his tongue flicking and fingers fucking eventually drive you to a high pitched orgasm as your thighs close around his head, your body twitching and clenching around his fingers. he licks you softly and fucks you sweet as you cum for him

once your peak hits and your breathing slows to an exhausted pant he gently pulls his fingers out, licking them clean while making sick eye contact with you. he pulls your pjs & underwear back up for you while you catch your breath.

“..Do you want me to return the favour?” you ask timidly after regaining your composure. He laughs nervously and shakes his head, looking down at your bed

“No need, sugar, im taken care of.” he sits up, cringing as he feels his cum sticking to him and his pants, warm but slowly cooling. he refuses to unscrunch his eyes, anticipating laughing and teasing

“fuck thats so hot”

[afewproblems]

Part Three of my Kas!Eddie AU!

Part One, Part Two

***

Steve hits the dirt hard as Eddie tackles him to the ground with his full body weight.

He tries to crawl away but Eddie's faster, flipping him around and dragging him through the rough brambles until he is directly underneath Eddie's snarling face.

"Did you really expect that to work?" Eddie growls, leaning down until Steve can feel his hot breath hit his lips, "did you really expect to escape me?"

"Thought it was worth a try," Steve groans, as Eddie presses him further into the ground, squeezing the air from him lungs, "you're a lot faster than the last time we were running".

By some miracle, he manages to keep his voice steady as he tips his head towards Eddie, "guess you didn't have wings, last time".

Eddie pauses, that same strange expression from before takes over before he shakes his head, his wild matted hair whips around them.

Huh.

"Stop saying those things," he hisses, raising one clawed hand to cup his forehead, releasing Steve's shoulder from his grasp.

Steve's not exactly sure what he's done, he wishes Dustin or Robin were here -granted if anyone should be held down by a God Damn vampire in the middle of the woods, he's glad it's him- but they others were always better at putting the puzzel pieces together in these situations.

Steve sees the way Eddie's shoulders quiver, the way he doesn't move his wild hair away from his face, how he cluches his head as though it's about to crack.

His heart breaks a little at the sight.

"Eds," Steve says softly and Eddie stiffens at the word, "why are you doing this?"

"Shut up!" Eddie shrieks, the words pierce the quiet woods as he shrinks away, the grip on Steve's other shoulder loosens even further.

"This isn't you," Steve tries again as Eddie howls, bringing his other hand up to hold his head.

He takes his chance, wriggling out from under the vampire, scrambling to his feet which slip and slide around the leaves and rotten mulch of the forrest floor.

Steve keeps the howling man in front of him until Eddie stops and crumples into the ground.

Steve stumbles away, throwing a hand out to catch a nearby tree to steady himself as he catches his breath. He hesitates, just long enough for Eddie to raise his head and whisper in a small, broken voice, "Steve?"

Steve shakes his head, breathing quickly, his heart in his throat.

"I don't know what's going on," Eddie whispers, as Steve takes yet another step back, his voice wavers and cracks into an inhuman whine.

"Steve I need, I need h-help".

Steve feels like he's about to vomit at any moment as he takes another step.

"I'm sorry," he whispers, the words come out wet as he takes off again, leaving Eddie behind him, crying out into the dark.

***

"Tell us again," Nancy says as she paces the floor of Hoppers cabin.

Its finally morning.

They've all gathered around the small cabin, Hopper had decided it would be best to call everyone over after daybreak -once Steve had finished desperately explaining himself after throwing his whole body weight against the wooden front door and screaming to be let in.

Jonathan, El, and Will sit next to one another on the threadbare couch across from Steve, they look tired but not from the early hour.

Dustin sits on the floor beside Mike and Lucas who leans against Max's wheelchair. She moves her leg, still in its bright white cast and pokes Lucas in the shoulder -hard by the way he yelps and shifts away from her with a laugh.

Dustin alternates between shooting Steve hopeful and dirty looks -he's still angry then, perfect.

Joyce makes her way from the kitchen, ruffling Wills hair as she goes, before handing Steve a steaming coffee mug and hiking the blanket around his shoulders even further. He leans into her warmth, a stark contrast to his own mother's touch before remembering where he is.

Robin curls into Steve's side and yawns loudly in his ear as Nancy continues to pace and clears her throat impatiently.

She doesnt look at him, her eyes trace the windows at a point in the distance. It's the same expression she used to get in class when analyzing an English passage for Mrs.Click.

Steve sighs and scrubs a hand over his face, ignoring the sting of the cuts and scrapes from his time on the ground. They've been over this so many times now, he's so sure he's told them absolutely everything.

Well, maybe everything but the way some of Eddie's words made his chest tight in a way he wasn’t quite ready to deal with…

"I don't think it's going to be any different from the last two times Nance--"

"Kid," Hopper interjects in an uncharacteristically weary voice that sets Steve's teeth on edge, "just, explain it again and don't leave anything out".

A soft hand grabs his own, he flinches at the sudden contact before realizing that El has made her way from the couch to sit infront of him.

Her hair has started to grow back, the buzzcut has been slowly taken over by a mop of brown curls that frame her small face. Steve manages a tight smile as she squeezes his hand again.

"We will help him," El says with quiet conviction, as though she said nothing more than an objective truth.

The sky is blue, my hair is brown.

"We will bring your Eddie back".

[influenzalake]

'Another Bite' Yandere Damian Wayne x E.D. Reader Part 1 *TW*

Reader has an eating disorder, in the past it was really bad, but has since gotten better. Damian wants a baby, but doesnt tell reader. 

Reader's ED is a mix of bulimic, avoidant, and anorexic symptoms. Reader mostly restricts.

Female reader

***MAJOR TRIGGER WARNING***

Part 1 is mostly Damian POV / Damian centric

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"Skinny" "Skin and Bones" "EW! Your Bones Are Showing!" "You weigh 100 lbs soaking wet."        "I could snap you in half" "Do you eat??" "How are you so skinny" "Thin" "Underweight"

Music to her ears. 

Y/n steps on the scale, with a number in her head. She already has regiments ready post-weigh in. If she hits her goal, she may exercise snack and relax. If she does not hit her goal, she must exercise twice as hard, snack the same, and weigh in again. Y/n has been slowly, very slowly, recovering from her eating disorder. Progress is progress to y/n, but Damian feels differently. He knows her schedule by now. Wake up, look in mirror, go to bathroom, weigh on scale. What happens next depends on the numbers. Numbers on glass. That's all that matters to her. The love of his broken life. 

Damian and y/n have been engaged for 2 years, dating for not much more. Damian saw his beloved and refused to wait. Y/n got his attention and could not say no. Y/n was amazed she bagged this Tall Dark and Handsome, but he was carefully moving through with his plans. His precious Y/N had no self esteem, it was almost too easy. What was not so easy was actually marrying her. Every time Damian tried to sit her down and talk about their next Forever something came up. With the time it took to plan a wedding and his unpredictable schedule time passed him by without mercy. Damian understood he had a duty to Gotham and Earth, but this was eating him alive. Every month was another bite to his sanity. He was proud to have her as his fiancee, but without the true bond of marriage he felt she could leave him at any moment. He felt unsteady, like it could blow at any moment. Whether Damian is referring to himself or the relationship, who knows. All he knows is that just being engaged is not enough. Damian wants MORE. Damian wants NOW. 

What better time to have a baby?

Damian soothes himself in this fantasy of his beautiful y/n settled in the manor with his child in her arms. Her soft body fresh from childbirth, resting in one of the many living rooms. She chooses to sit in front of a window for the warmth of the sunlight as she is still so small. He walks over to greet them and his child beats him to it. A loud babble rings into the high ceiling. His baby looks up at him and wiggles their chubby fingers. Y/n giggles and leans up to kiss him. Her wedding ring reflects a sparkling light across the walls. This. This is all he has ever wanted. 

He is dragged back to reality with his darling bounding back to the mirror. She is at her goal, he thinks. She examines her body and he does the same. How her hip bones poke out above her underwear, creating a void right in the front. How her hands look so skeletal when she stretches. How her womb looks so damn empty. another bite. She finishes her secondary inspection, happy with her body and smiles towards him. He just can't help himself, and smiles back. Damian thinks she would be happier, feel more beautiful, and most of all be more attached to him after a baby. He could care less what the numbers say, he just wants his y/n. He wants her attached to him. He wants her pining for him as hard as he does for her. He wants her stuck with him. He wishes he could will all of his romantic competition away. No other person deserves to see her, speak to her, or know she exists. His possessiveness seems to rise as her weight seems to fall. Damian almost cannot handle the pressure. He is acutely aware of how the media presents their relationship, how gala attendees hound her for a dance, or how there have been plenty of attempted kidnappings already. He wants nothing more than to put a ring on her finger, sign his name on the dotted line, and make it official. 

This world is too cruel for his y/n. It would be much better for her if he could finally protect her from it. Damian wanted to give in to his nature, but generous y/n had other ideas. For all the pain she has endured, y/n only gives back in love. She enjoys volunteering around Gotham and going out for errands. Always on time at her job and sometimes puts in extra hours. A breath of fresh air is all y/n needs to start her day off right. This brightness almost sickens Damian, even if it is part of what attracted him in the first place. An involved member of the community, kind, and hard working. another bite. Damian can't help it. He needs her safe. In the Manor. Where there are no others. She would have everything she needs and anything more within reach. She would live in luxury without the incessant pestering of rude reporters or colleagues. He finds a multitude of excuses to justify his feelings and behavior. He is just so in love. So in love he needs her to carry his seed and his last name. 

In his madness, Damian completely mapped her routine and natural cycle. Catching every missed period, documenting every symptom, and how changes affect each cycle. He also knows y/n's personal history, for scientific purposes of course. Understanding his y/n of the past can help him understand the y/n of the present and future! It is a good strategy, not invasive at all. Damian concludes that for his plan to work, every detail will be evaluated. Damian will distract Y/n from the scale more and more. Damian will alter her meals to add extra calories. Damian will offer to exercise with her, all in an effort to change her routine. Correction, break her routine. If Damian cannot find the peace in his life to make a marriage and baby happen, he will force it. As the fiancee of heir to the Wayne fortune, a pregnancy can be devastating. Photographers would plaster her belly on every screen and tabloid, reporters would dare ask who the father is, handsy businessmen would go in for a touch. But as wife of the heir to the Wayne fortune, a pregnancy would solidify the future. Photographers would never be allowed past lot boundaries, reporters would only have the chance to address Mrs. Wayne when Damian was with her, and any man who touches his y/n would get the sword. or *ahem* "Disappear Mysteriously". 

Damian doubts his beloved, in her current state, could carry a child to term. Her petite frame would most likely need assistance during the birth. Damian has researched every complication that could happen to a small underweight mother. Damian fears she could relapse in the middle of her pregnancy and miscarry the baby. Then it would be all the way to square one. He knows she would have nowhere else to turn to if she got pregnant. She would get tired more easily. She would have to take maternity leave. She would start showing. She would have to start wearing baggier clothes. She would have to hide from the public. She would eventually be found out. His mind races with all the consequences of y/n becoming pregnant, and technically out of wedlock! 

She would have to marry him.

If he could just get her to gain a few more pounds...

Damian fools himself into the idea that everything would be perfect if he could just get y/n pregnant. She would want to keep the baby right? RIGHT? How could she think of aborting HIS prized spawn? And now carrying his baby, her life would have to change. No more weigh ins, no more cutting calories, no more intense exercise. Adding the benefit of his beloved having stable health, she could focus more on him. On the new baby. No more going out, no more chatting with random office workers, NO MORE. Most importantly, he could finally marry his y/n. He would push the marriage with the added stress of a baby fresh in her mind. another bite. 

Damian cannot lose. He would sell the idea of security to her, without telling her exactly how. He would make promises of safety, without telling her what she would lose in the process. He would talk about how "happy" they would be, without considering y/n's feeling toward this life changing event.

With his feelings running wild, Damian invites his precious darling back to bed... for a 'different' kind of exercise. Excusing any form of birth control, he instead brings her focus on how good he makes her feel. How good he can treat her. How good this is. 

Almost too easy.

[the-cleaning-guy]

Howdy!

My name is Bruce and I'm Princeton-Plainsboro's janitor, nothing too special. I keep the hospital clean and occasionally bring in my dogs to help the patients.

I've been told to include some things about myself so here ya go:

Age- 25 (April 21, 1979)

Pronouns- He/Him

Sexuality- Fag

I have 4 dogs, a truck almost as old as me, I can play the guitar, harmonica, and drum on buckets. Feel free to ask me something or talk to me I'm all ears buddy!

Some information about him!

Bruce grew up in a trailer park with his parents and older brother. His dad worked a blue collar job and his mom was a bartender. His brother is 6 years older than him, he wasnt home often so theyre not very close. He still goes to see his parents, he'll stop by and have dinner with them every so often. All of them were really distant growing up (still are) but they care about eachother in their own ways.

He started using drugs around 14 and it got really bad from 16-20. He originally got the job at PPTH at 19 but a year later got sent to rehab because he almost OD-ed. Cuddy gave him the job back because he was a good worker and his recovery was going really well. Hes relapsed a few times and had to stay inpatient at PPTH.

He has a slight southern accent that comes out with certain words but its not super obvious. His right eye is a very light grey/blue, his left eye is an olive green. He has tattoos all over his body (including a tramp stamp he got at 16). He has a labret, a septum, a tongue, 10 ear (3 on top, 2 on bottom), and a belly button piercing. Him and his brother both have moles under their eye but on opposite sides.

He owns an old red pickup truck from the 80s. Lives in a small rundown apartment 40 minutes from PPTH. He has four dogs (two pit bulls, a german shepherd, and an australian shepard). One pit bull (named Bones but he calls him Baby) is a trained therapy dog who helps him with his addiction and anxiety. He plans on getting his german shepherd (Jack <- named after jack twist from brokeback mountain) trained to be a therapy dog too. He learned to play guitar, harmonica, and bucket drums as a young teen practically on the streets.

He gets along with most people really well since hes easy to talk to. He has resting bitchface but when he talks to people hes very polite and friendly which makes up for it. Kids tend to like him so he carries candy in his pockets for them. He has sort of a random country uncle feel to him? Hes very charismatic but you also wouldnt want to get in a fight with him. He looks like someone you'd see at a bar drinking beers and watching the game on tv. Though hes not really a fan of sports other than hockey or fighting. He seems older than he really is both physically and mentally. He'll bring in Bones for the patients to hang out with when hes allowed to. He enjoys talking about music, movies/shows, history, dogs, etc. People tend to talk to him about their drama so he knows everyones business, hes a good listener!

He likes men but he doesnt really talk about it often. He grew up getting called 'fag' by most of the people around him (even if they got along) so he usually just calls himself that. He isnt currently into anybody but he gets around. Hes a cis guy but doesnt care about gender much so its never really on his mind, he probably doesnt know what being trans is but he doesnt give a shit either way.

Hello!! im ghost (@ghostboyhood) the person behind this blog. Sorry the information above is so all over the place i have a rough time wording things 😭 I'll usually talk ooc in specified tags unless youre specifically asking ME something and not Bruce -> [#ooc- blahblahblah]

This is my House Md oc Bruce N. Valentine!! Feel free to ask him things and talk to him, he'd love to listen. Hes up for answering almost anything just be smart about what you ask <3

Go check out the other people hes surrounded by at @ppth-staff !!

[wrapnrappp]

does anyone care?? no! but. heres my hypmic body headcanons👍 possibleeee cw for mentions of weight, eds, gender dysphoria, and self harm

ichiro - pretty strong, but most of his muscle is covered up by chub. you can only really see the muscle in his arms. has broad shoulders. tanned and has some light freckles on his shoulders. also i hc him and the rest of the yamadas as half puerto rican👍 has some stretch marks on his arms but they arent super noticeable. has a few scars from when he worked for stairway to heaven. he was considerably scrawnier at that time, but has gained quite a bit of weight & muscle since then. used to have his ears pierced but the holes have closed up now. has a kind of big crooked nose. hes got a little bit of stubble, leg hair, arm hair, a happy trail nd a little bit of chest hair. tbh now that im describing it hes built pretty similarly to rei... hes not a big fan of how much he looks like him.

jiro - the only skinny yamada family member. verryyy lean, a lot stronger than he looks. tanner than ichiro and has more freckles than him. also has a little bit of acne. doesnt have a lot of body hair cause. hes 17 duh. he just has a little happy trail nd some leg hair. tiny boobs, like u almost dont notice them. so he thankfully doesnt have to bind... god knows hed never remember to take his binder off if he did. also the only yamada family member with a flat ass. dude is built like a rectangle. kuko pierced his nose for him (despite ichiros protests). he pierced his eyebrow aswell but that got infected... had to take it out. has a small scar there now.

saburo - shes pretty chubby, kind of pear shaped. carries most of her weight in her thighs and stomach. also has stretch marks on her thighs, love handles, and stomach. has a rounder face with a slight double chin. they dont go outside nearly as often as their brothers, so theyre noticeably paler. also has vitiligo. she has some INSANE eyebags... stays up too late playing video games or arguing with ppl on reddit & 4chan. not a lot of body hair, just a little bit of leg & arm hair nd a small happy trail. they bleached the underside of their hair themself... did a shitty job so its a little fried but its fine. usually has her nails painted black but chews on her nails whenever the polish chips off. their ears are pierced but they never wear anything other than simple black studs. shes completely fine with her body, she might go on estrogen when shes older but like. thats it.

kuko - pretty strong but not like. SUPER bulky yaknow? like even though hes stronger than ichiro his muscles r much smaller than his. no matter how hard he tries dude just CANNOT bulk up. cursed to be a little chihuahua forever. has like. average size boobs. he doesnt like binding at all and he doesnt mind them, hes pretty much fine with them. i hc him as lightskin blasian + hes outside a lot so on top of that hed also tan a bit. has some freckles across his nose & cheeks and on his shoulders. has some scars from his time with stairway to heaven and just from. kuko being kuko nd getting into fights. in addition to his canon piercings, he also has snakebites, medusa piercing, cheek piercings, bridge piercing, tongue piercing, nipple piercings, andddd a navel piercing. yes he did them all (except for the tongue... knew hed fuck that one up REALL bad if he did it) himself yes he is insane yes they all somehow didnt get infected. dont ask too many questions! paints his nails black and they always end up chipping super fast. has sharp canines.

jyushi - superrrr skinny. almost to the point that its concerning... theyre sickly pale, you can faintly see their veins in their hands. they have freckles but they usually cover them up with makeup so u cant see them. always covers their eyebags with makeup as well. they also have a FUCKTON of self harm scars on their arms and thighs... someone get them a better coping mechanism pls theyre running out of room. having body hair makes them dysphoric so they shave regularly, and since theyve been on estrogen (thanks for helping them get on that hitoya !) they dont need to shave as often now. shaves the tails of their eyebrows too. has anophthalmia, so they have no right eye. theyve been ruthlessly bullied for it, so they always hide it. hitoya and kuko r basically the only people who know theyre partially blind. has a lot of piercings but, unlike kuko, actually got them professionally done‼️ has angel bites, spider bites, left eyebrow piercing, right nostril piercing, anddd a navel piercing. always has their nails done, usually painted either black or dark red. them and kuko paint eachothers nails from time to time. has a long, hooked nose. hands r long 2. theyre like those goofy looking long ass dogs.

hitoya - hes got a dad bod. very soft belly, thats where most of his weight is distributed. has kind of high cheekbones but its not obvious cause of the chub. he used to have big boobs but he got top surgery awhile ago so. rip hitoyas fat tits jakurai will miss u guys🪦🕊️ has stretch marks on his stomach and chest. hes darker skinned and i also feel like hed tan very easily. has a couple of beauty marks and freckles on his body. used to have a couple of ear piercings, but the holes r closed up now. occasionally lets jyushi and kuko paint his nails.. even let jyushi do his makeup once for funziez #bestdadevr . hes a pretty hairy dude, like even before transitioning he never shaved... dude was just ALWAYS meant 2 b a bear ig. hands r calloused.

samatoki - his muscles arent super big or anything, but DAMN is he strong. he pretty much always has been, on top of his yakuza work i feel like hed also lift weights nd shit. hes blasian but VERY lightskinned. like. you almost cannot tell. has light freckles on his shoulders, chest, and across his nose & cheeks. also has quite a few scars cause. yakuza. duh. its honestly surprising he doesnt have ANY canonically. had smaller boobs before he got top surgery, i feel like he wouldve gotten it sometime between tdd breakup and mtc forming. dude got his nipples pierced as SOON as he recovered hed been waiting to get those pierced for so long. also has snakebites and a bridge piercing. sometimes paints his nails... used to let nemu paint them when she was around.

jyuto - weak ass twink!!! has veryyyy little muscle. so hes skinny but hes got a little tummy and his thighs touch when he sits. slight pear shape?? yeah. only has a few stretch marks on his inner thighs. dude is like incapable of growing body or facial hair. has a SLIGHT happy trail nd thats about it. hes half french. oui oui baguette bitch. pretty pale and has more of an olive undertone. has a thin, kind of hooked nose. has little red marks on the sides of his nose where his glasses sit... blind bitch!!! has quite a few beauty marks on his face & body.

rio - dude is HUGE. extremely muscular with veryyy broad shoulders, inverted triangle shape basically. surprisingly not that hairy. hes blasian (half african american specifically) and hes def tanned quite a bit and has a lot of freckles since hes outside all the time. has tons of scars from being in the military. prob has some burn scars on his hands too from cooking, hands are also very calloused. hes got a few stretch marks on his arms and pecs. has bushy eyebrows

sasara - hes been chubby for most of his life, but while he was with samatoki he lost an unhealthy amount of weight. started smoking and didnt eat as much. he was struggling overall man rosho dumping him really fucked him up😭 but its ok after he left mcd & got over rosho (no he didnt.) he gained all the weight back and then some. stopped smoking too. his weights pretty evenly distributed with a little more of it going to his belly. his face is pretty round, he also has a double chin. has stretch marks on his love handles, stomach and arms. hes half columbian and tans VERY easily. has quite a few freckles, and a couple beauty marks. also has some scars from his time with samatoki... he hates taking abt them. has a small snub nose, and has smaller hands.

rosho - average weight with slight muscle in her arms and small boobs #transgender. very sharp facial features, much like samatoki. has thicker eyebrows & higher cheekbones, unlike samatoki. she also has dimples in both cheeks. used to have an eyebrow piercing, lip ring, and a couple ear piercings, but took em out #teachermoment. only kept her earlobe piercings. shes darkskin blasian👍👍 has a couple beauty marks on her body. didnt realize she needed glasses until sasara made her try them on... just thought it was normal for everything to be blurry. well surprise surprise rosho you actually need to wear glasses all the time!!! nearsighted loser. she likes her glasses a lot though, has some fun glasses chains that she switches out from time to time. she def has eyebags... grading papers takes a stupidly long amount of time. cannot get a good nights sleep. realized she was trans a bit after she broke up with sasara, shed been questioning it for a very long time beforehand but never rlly did anything abt it cause. strict parents. she doesnt need to worry about them anymore though sooo shes basically fully transitioned now. she still gets dysphoric abt her height sometimes, but sasara makes her feel a little better about it. tells her he actually prefers tall women and that never fails to cheer her up.

rei - ... i dont have that much to say abt him (cause i dont like him). he kinda just looks like an older harrier ichiro👍 hes a little skinnier than ichiro aswell, nd he has broader shoulders. has a fuckton of scars, if u ask him about them hell make up some bullshit story for funsies. his right eye is actually a glass eye.

ramuda - sorry guys but i dont like twink ramuda... ill always b a fat ramuda truther‼️🔥 shes hourglass shaped, most of her weight is in her thighs, boobs, and ass. his face doesnt look THAT different compared to how he looked when he first popped out the test tube, his cheeks are just a little chubbier and he has a slightttt double chin. like. u barely notice it. has stretch marks on her thighs, stomach, love handles, and boobs. has freckles, not from sun exposure though theyve just always been there. he gets sunburnt SO easily... its that pasty ass clone skin. has some surgical scarring that she does not like to talk about, she gets very defensive if u bring it up. he naturally has perfect skin and grows like. no body hair. at all. has her ears pierced, likes wearing all kinds of different cute earrings. has some slight scarring on her fingers from accidentally stabbing them with needles nd shit #fashiondesignermoment. he generally just has "cute" facial features. dont think too hard about how he ended up with boobs it doesnt have to make sense cause bigender transfem ramuda is REAL!!! the party of words is def not a fan of her appearance cause... obvi, the ramuclones dont look like her anymore... but ramuda doesnt really care. he likes how he looks and hes not letting the party of words take that away from him. he loves painting his nails fun colors and is rarely ever seen without makeup on. has painted dice and gentaros nails on multiple occasions (after A LOT of begging)

gentaro - chubby, she basically always has been. has like NO tits or ass tho... its ok babygirl ramuda and dice still love u ❤️ her face is kind of like?? oval shaped?? ive drawn her before butttt. idk how to describe it. she has a couple beauty marks on her face & body. darker skinned but like. lighter than hitoya. has slight eyebags from staying up late to meet deadlines #authorlifestyle. also has a callous on her right ring finger #authorlifestyle. wishes she could socially & medically transition but... kind of cant since. yaknow. shes pretending to be her brother. ramuda and dice r rlly the only people who know shes trans. has a hooked nose and thicker eyebrows. fingers r kinda long compared to the palm of her hand. her nails r rlly nice, like they NEVER break. has very soft skin.

dice - was very scrawny with a surprising amount of muscle, but now that he has a consistent source of food (ramuda and gentaro) hes gained a bit of weight. like have u seen the way he eats how could he NOT. so now he has a soft tummy nd his thighs touch. has stretch marks on his stomach as well. hes blasian‼️ average size boobs iguess... hates bras with a burning passion, only thing u can get him in is a sports bra. he obvi wouldnt shave, so hes got a decent bit of body hair. i dont think hed want to shave even if he could teebeeeh. has snakebites and nipple piercings, and a couple ear piercings. he did some of them himself, and he got the rest done by random ass people at casinos. has NEVER had a piercing get infected (lucky little bastard..). has a couple scars from getting thrown out of casinos nd shit. its not uncommon to see him with a couple bruises from the night before. has sharper canines... so hes kinda got lil fangs.

jakurai - built VERYYY similarly to jyushi, just has a little more muscle. she used to be a lot stronger, but she just. isnt anymore. is naturally a little darker, and she tans well. has slight eyebags. she has a lot of scars that she hates talking about, so she usually tries to cover up. she also just generally doesnt like showing skin. has a couple beauty marks on her face and body. she has her ears pierced, usually wears cross earrings (shes so christian girl autumn). has a gaunt face with high cheekbones. has to wear reading glasses. has really nice nails, theyre a little long. has a callous on her right ring finger #doctormoment. has NO tits and shes totally fine with it, only ever rlly gets dysphoric about her voice.

hifumi - TWINK. hes got a slight hourglass shape, and is a LOT stronger than he looks. dude can even pick doppo up (with a lot of effort and only for a couple seconds, but still!!). if u look up sleeper build he is the first result. he didnt always look like this though, before he got his job at fragrance he was actually a little chubby. pudgy twink if u will. had pretty soft thighs nd a softer belly, and his cheeks were a little chubbier. after he was hired though, his boss rlly got on him abt his weight. so he started working out A LOTTTT so he wouldnt get fired. he enjoys exercise, but despises how much he has to do it to keep his job. liked his old body more (its ok hell get it back when he quits his job). hes half hawaiian and tans very well, also has some freckles. shaves often bcause of his job, but he also just doesnt like having body hair. hes naturally blonde, but he dyed the green parts to match with doppo (i know what u r.) has a belly button piercing and snakebites; has to take the snakebites out for work. has a few self harm scars on his stomach and left thigh, gets very sensitive if you bring them up (high school.. need i explain more?). generally just has VERY conventionally attractive facial features, wears makeup to enhance them. he loves playing around with makeup, begs doppo to let him do his makeup. also enjoys painting his nails! cant use all the fun colors he wants to though cause... work </3 . if it wasnt for his job hed def grow his hair out, his hair used to be longer but he had to cut it for work. hes actually very good at cutting hair, he cuts doppos and his own hair.

doppo - easily the heaviest member of the main hypmic cast, hes a pretty big dude. hes been chubby for his whole life, which he got bullied for quite a bit. this completely destroyed his self esteem, and he ended up developing some... less than healthy coping mechanisms!! yeah, lets just say that... struggles with self harm and binge eating. both of which got A LOT worse when he went to college. living on his own for the first time was extremely stressful, there was a shitton of homework to keep track of, nd he had to try to navigate a decent social life without hifumi... overall was a very bad time for him. ended up gaining a lot of weight through a combo of binging often due to stress anddd generally not having the time or energy to care that much about what he ate. HES FINE NOW THO!!! hifumis helped him get back to normal eating habits thankfully... doesnt rlly binge anymore he just like. sometimes stress eats if work is particularly bad that day. but hes nowhere NEAR as bad as he used to be. its just very, VERY hard for him to lose weight cause of all the medications (almost all mental illness related) hes on. hes more concerned with just eating healthier anyways, doesnt rlly care if he loses weight. ANYWAYSSS... hes kind of pear shaped. dudes thighs have ALWAYS touched, cannot remember a time where they havent. has very soft arms and an even softer belly... hifumi very much enjoys resting his head on doppos belly. vry comfy. for his size his boobs r pretty average. doesnt bind and hasnt gotten top surgery cause most people just mistake his boobs for moobs, he passes perfectly fine. he still doesnt like them, but hifumi has helped him feel a little better about them. his face is pretty round nd he has a double chin. he is a PASTY motherfucker and cannot tan to save his life. gets the nastiest sunburns ever. has a bunch of freckles everywhere, and has stretch marks in basically every place u can get them. also has a lot of self harm scars all over his arms and thighs. has rlly bad eyesight... has had to wear glasses since elementary school #blindbitchclub. hes been on testosterone for awhile so hes a pretty hairy dude. even if he had the time to shave i dont think hed want to. has stubble nd a bit of body hair. bear doppo is so real guys trust💪 has a tongue piercing and his ears pierced. tongue is also a little too big for his mouth, it randomly pokes out sometimes. has the most INSANE eyebags ever like no matter how much sleep he gets they NEVER go away. hifumi calls him his little raccoon (silly). has very chapped lips, he chews on them a lot (nervous habit). is naturally very warm all the time, so he usually sleeps naked (hifumi DEF doesnt mind). has kinda yellow teeth from hygiene neglect (mental illness.).

this is so long fuck😭 if u read all of this thank u. its kind of obvious which characters i like the most based off of how much i wrote... nd i might add more to this later. idk.

[thatcheeseycandle]

//SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 30 OF IN PURSUIT OF SELF CAUSE ITS REACTION TIME

Okay OKAY I GOTTA ADMIT THE TITLE CARD ALRRADY GOT MY ADRENALINE RUNNING CAUSE I CAN ALREADY SENSE THE HEAT COMING IN

Oi wait OI OI ITS A TRURO AND SCOT FLASHBSCK BIT OH BOY YUP ITS HEATING UP ALREADY

Scotsman refering to Pendennis using "she" NOW I WONDER IS PENDENNIS GENDERFLUID AS WELL OR GOES BY ANOTHER GENDER?? NOW THIS IS PULLING ME IN

"A railway that's run like a circus!" Mhm.. WOULD EXPLAIN WHY ALL OF THEM SOMEHOW ACT LIKE SHOW-PEOPLE/SHOW-MEN/SHOW-WOMEN DONT YA THINK??

Okay I kinda love Truro's not giving a crap or/and sassy attitude in this I LOVE IT BEHAJDHFHD

PENDENNIS CASTLE THINKS OTHERWISE????? OH BOY TRURO OH DIOS HEHAJFHFJFB

Wait wait WHAT MORE THAN ANY INSULT????? WHATATATDHHX

Oh OH OKAY WE PULLING OUT THE "Is a Young Iron" BITS NOW YEAH LETS GOGOSUFUUF FIGHT FIGHT FIGHR FIGHT

"You don't deserve her!" ..YEAH... MHM... COMPLETELY DOESNT SOUND SUSPICIOUS IT REALLY DOESNT SOUND ALL THAT TRURO-

Oh OH HOJOHOHOHOHOIDKDF SCOT GO GO GO FOR IT GO YEAHAHHAHAHA HE SURELY IS JEALOUS HE REALLY IS GO FOR IT SCOT GOOOOOOOOOO

..

Scot SCOT FIR THEBLOVE OF TOGOD IM SORRY FAT??? PAUSE. SIT. WHAT. OKAY OKAY YEAH. VERY. VERY UH. SHOCJING EHjHDHF

Oh no OH NO QUICKSILVERS GONNA GET HIS TENDER HES BUSTED OH HOHOGKNNNONONONONONI

EXACTLY. I AGREE LIKE DIOS IT KINDA YEAH IT IS, IN THOSE TERMS, DISGRSCEFUL YEAH I SEE IT CRYSTAL CLEARLY

"Scotsman's words had cut deep and Truro didn't know why." TRURO. I CANNOT RN I CANNOT. TRURO GOSH YOUR STRING IS BEING PULLED.

Im sorry PENDENNIS IS WHAR. PENDENNIS IS WHAT NOW? IM THROWING HANDS RN WHAT DIOS

A WEDGE? A WEFGE. WHAT. ITS ALRESDY GETTING HEATEX

"because she was seeing Scotsman behind the sheds" WHATATTAHAH WHAT. WHAT WHAT NONPNONONO WHAT. PAUSE. SIT. BREATH. BREATHING BREAK. IM GONNA THROW HANDS AT THIS SCREEN RN.

..

Tears. TRURO GOODLORD. THIS. MY GOSH THIS IS ALREADY GOING SOUTH SOUTH AS IN EARTHCORES SOUTH.

AYO WHAT AY AY AY GDC??? HUMAN CONSTRUCTS?? IM ALL EARS

flustered. FLUSTERED D. THIS SMAN IS FLUSTERED. WHAT DID THEY DO????????

. Truro YOU. TRURO YOU LOOK ALREADY FANTASTIC ON YOUR OWN JUSKO LIKE. THIS MAN REALLY PUTTING HIMSELF DOWN FOR NOTHING LIKE COME ON TRURO YOUR LITERALLY GODUHFHF YOU LOOK AMAZING

"After all we've been through?" THROUGH WHAT? THROUGH WHAT. WHATS THE SPECIFIC EVENTS HM? im overthiniing that BUT STILL HE IS CORRECT

Truro. TRURO. IT *USED* TO MATTER. USED TO. PAST. IN THE PAST IT MATTERED. WAY BEFORE THIS FLASHBACK

Wait. Lost your soul tryinh to save me? WIAIG THIS WAS. WHAAR WHAT. OKAY WE GOT A TIMELINE. THE FIRST FLADHBACK WAS LIKE WAY BEFORE WHILE THIS ONE WAS IN RECENT YEARS OR SOMETHING LIKE DURING EITHER GREEN WITH ENVY OR A GOLDEN SOUL I THINK

Scot HE JSUT WHARA HE SUED HSI NAM WHST OKAY IM JAWDROPPED IM VERY MUCH WOW

GOODLORD. wait. What if that day would be THIS CHOATER HE WODUDL WAITNWIAKT. WHAT IF TRURO COMES ALONG IN HIS HUMAN CONSTRUCT???? OHGNDYGOFOOSF

Ay AYYYYY TYDFIL MY GIRL WOOOOO

Oh gosh.. WELL UH. THE FIRST ED IS NOW. YEAH. BUT THANK GOD THEYRE GETTING RID OF MS PARSONS CAUSE DIOS THE BAZINGALLIONS OF TIMES SHE WRONGED SO MANY PEOPLE. DIOS.

Qait. MAINDYESH IT WHATS. SHE SHWTA NOONONONNONO. MAINDY. WHAT. CANT THEY. CNAT THEY RECOVEF HER AS YKNOW A SILVERY A MEORY OF SORTS

I THOUGHT SHE JUST FADED FOR A BIT THEN YKNOW WOULD COME BACK.

Oh Tydfil. Me too. In a way where I relate to these feelings. OH TYDFIL :(((

"She really was a child, she realised." Im gonna cry. TYDFIL. I MEAN MAYBE SHE COULD STAY WITH THOMAS AND THE BRENDAM CREW FOR A BIT? SHES GOT EVENING STAR SO YKNOW. YEAH.

AWEUSYSH YEAHH THOMAS LET SGOOGOGOG

"My mind tends to come up with the worst scenarios" EXACTLY WHY IM READING THIS AND ENJOYING MY INTERESTS-

YEHSHAHAHAH YOUG OT EVENEIGN STAR YEHAHAHSHS YEHAHHAHATHOMAS IS RUGHT YEHAHAHHHHHHH

Yes YES GO SPICEY TYDFIL GO ALL OUT SPICEY AND SASSY YEHAHAH GOOGOGO SLAY WITH THAT ATTITUDE GO ALL OUT

Yehahash YEHAHSH SHES GAINEF A NEW FRIEND *insrrt that arcade noise you hear when you get another coin*

Ph boy OH BOY ITS OLIVIA YEAH EVERYONE BUCKLE UP ITS TIME FOR THE TIPPY TOP OR SOMRTHING OF THE ROLLERCOASTER

Okay pause I GOTTA EAT DONNER SO YEAH DRAFT SAVING TIME YEAH

IM BACK TO READ WOOOOO

God SPOTIFY ADS. WELP. YEAH LITTLE WAITING GAME IG

Okay OKAY WE BACK TO READING WOOOO

Wait. A DREMA WHAT WIAT TALK TO POLLY???? QHAT WIA TWIS THWY ARE HER PARTS MISSING HUH WHAT. NOBONNO

POLLY YOUR EYWS YPUR NONONOOOO

Crying count: 1

YEHAHE BETTER GET HIS CRPA TOGETHER SOON CAUSE IM ABOUT TO LOSE MINE

Wait. Merry. MERRY WSIT BEFORE ALL THIS A FEW CHAPTERS BEFORE THIS ONE BAKU REBLOGGED THIS HUMANIZATION 6 CHARACTER THING WHERE MERRY'S HUMANIZATION AKA GDC WAS SHOWN. WIAT. WHARAR

I cant thpe out all my thoughtds GOD SOBBING TAKES LOTS OUT FO YOU.

Oh god EDWARD II RUN. RUN RUN SHAKE HER OFF RN SHAKE IT OFF YEHS SSHAKE HER OFF SHES AH NOOOO

NLONONONONONOB EFWARD IIII ANAOAOAOOOOI NAOOAOAOOOOOOO RHION ANOSOSOSOOOSOAOOAHDJSBAAJAJABSJAJJSJSHAHABA

NOOOOOIWOAOAOA WE LOST ANTOHER ONE I REPEAT WE LOST ANOTHER ONE WE GOT ONE DOWN AND ANOTHER NEAR DEATH THIS SI NTO A DRILL

Oh Gods OH NO OKAY IM PREPAEING MYSELF FOR THIS ITS THE TITLECARD BIT YEAH WE GOING WE GET GOING WE GONNA DO THIS

Oh no Scotsman. Yeah ngl that feeling hits hard when you just. When you see yknow your cousin and dad just ywah

Crying Counter: 2

OI WAHT WHAT OH GOD GET UP SCOTSMAN GET UP

Waig what THE LAMP WHAT

Oh Gosh. SCOT SCOT NO DONT NO OLAY YEAH OLVIIA AND POLLY ARE NEA RTO DEATH BUT GOODLORD THAT ISNT IT KINDS IDNT A GOOD IDE AIF YOU TWO CANT AGREE PN IT

GADWALL WHAT NOSOAO WHAT WHARSCD GADWALL GOODLORD

WHATSGSG MALLARD YOU LITTLE GOGUFUH WHAT HOW WHY HUH

GOODLORD THESE TWO ARE BRAWLING IT OUT

Ogugyh THE DAYDREAMS ARE HITTING HARD AS I IMAGE THIS SCENE-

Mallarf MALALRD. MALLARD :((

YEHA GADWALL STOP HIM STOP IT RN

Oh Mallard youve crossed the line now NOW YOUVE GONE BAD BAD THIS IS BAD.

Goodlord this is just the buffet for relatable characters.. OH LORD WHO MUST I RELATE TO THE MOST THEYRE BOTH RELATABLE-

"You almost took the person who gave me a reason to live when everything went wrong" DANG THAT HIT HARD.

Woah WOAH. MALLARD. CALM. CALMA. WHATARHWGS

MALLARD PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD- GIVEN THE FACTS THAT IF OLIVIA LIVES SHE MAY TRY TO FIND A WAY TO GIVE GADWALL A PROPER GDC SO IN THIS CASE, GIVE IN THE LAMP NOW

Okay OKAY SCOTSMAN YOU TOO DROP IT RN LIKE COME ON THE MAN DOESNT EVEN REMEMBERING TRYING TO MURDER YOU LOT OR MURDERING ANYONE-

I stared at this screen for 7-13 minutes. WHAR. MALLARD WHY WOULD YOU DO IT GOODLORD I MEAN YEAH ITS KINDA KINDA FAIR SINCE SCOT KINDA MESSED UP IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT GOODLORD THAT WAS THAT WAS VERY UNNECESSARY OF YOU

Im. IM VERY SHOCKED. THIS CHAPTER WAS THE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER OF THE CENTURY LORD. THIS. WOW.

PAUSE. SIT. BREATH.

This chapter, with all my respect, was like YKNOW THE BIGGEST BANG IPOS HAD LIKE MY GOSH???? EACH BIT GOT MY ADRENALINE UP, YET AGAIN ANOTHER THRILLING CHAPTER BROGUHT TO YOU BY REDWYVERNWIRTES WOOOOO /POS

LETS COUNT THIS UP

3 near to death, 1 having a cliffhanger, 1 antagonist out on the run, 4 protagonists safe, 1 battle, and 2 healing. WOAH UH YEAH THATS LOTS-

[danosrosegarden]

both of your gotham ocs’ top 3 kinks? maybe you could go all out, doesnt have to be top 3 hehe

cracks knuckles

amy price

♡ edging! here’s the thing: amy loves to softdom. it warms her otherwise cold and chained up heart to see that she’s making somebody feel safe and comfortable in their vulnerability. but it’s also impossible to mention amy price without mentioning how much she also loves to tease. there’s a devilish twinkle in her eyes as she gets you so close to the edge and then pulls back. the spectacle is nothing short of breathtaking for her to see—your frustrated whines, your trembling limbs, the dizzying ecstasy swirling in your pupils. you can take a little more, sweetheart, i know you can. hold out a little longer for me, darling. i know you want it, i know. just a little more.

♡ on the flip side, overstim! it’s less about inflicting and more about serving. she doesn’t really want to hurt you with it, she wants to give you so much pleasure that you don’t know how to handle it! it’s also a very pretty sight, getting to see the wires in your brain smoke and shoot sparks with the overwhelming euphoria flooding through.

♡ brat taming! you really don’t need her to feel good? fine. go ahead and just fuck yourself on your own fingers or stroke yourself to the flickering memory of her hand. it’s not going to feel like she does and you both know it. when you come crawling back like she knew you would, you’re expected to provide a damn good apology. (the apology in question is eating her out and getting your hair tugged on. maybe she does a little suffocating you between her thighs. who’s to say.) she’s not giving you what you want until you ask nicely. look at that, honey, that wasn’t so hard! look how easily you turn into putty for me.

kamoral offino

♡ petplay! kam’s almost as big of a darling sub as angel ed is! getting to be your pet would make her feel safe. she feels pretty with a special collar on. she feels loved when you scratch behind her ears and call her your kitty.

♡ praise! please tell her how good and sweet of a girl she’s being for you pleasepleasepleasePLEASE. amy doesn’t give a fuck, she’s usually down for whatever, but kamoral’s a bit more bashful. it takes her time to quell her nerves and feel comfortable laid bare. but she’ll blossom quick when you give her a there you go, just like that, that feels good, you’re doing so well.

♡ begging! when she does finally loosen up and get comfortable with you, she’s soooo malleable. she will be your puppet. but she also wouldn’t mind at all if you wanted to make her work for it. she’ll be the most pathetic little plaything, pleading for your touch.

[tordistic]

Show me your eddsworld lgbt headcanons(All characters) (Sorry for ask if you tired or something)

im gonna answer based of everyone i can remember rn

i was gonna answer w doodles but id rather ramble idk- and its fine plz ask me thangs 👁️👁️

edd is bi aroace cuz i like him and therefore he is just like me (fr). and im sorry but i see him and i picture my irls who are all cis man T_T thats the most cis man who ever cis-ed man

tom is trans ???-to-male. the- whatever he is doesnt exactly fit into the "binarism" of human sex. and when he was conscious enough of his own existence, he realized he felt more comfortable existing as a guy, and became a guy. I said so before, but he's been out so long he forgets about it lol. besides that, hes bisexual and objectum 💥💥💥 (that last part is probably canonical)

matt- i hauve no idea whats going on gender wise. either the most idiotic man when talking about identity and masculinity or transfem/transneutral in denial. bi or pan, the label does not matter, he would rather date ANYONE who is remotely interested

tord is in severe denial. he thinks everyone feels like masculinity is a burden, a curse, that everyone looks at girls not knowing if they want to be with them or be them. and no, he does not find men attractive and definitely would not make out with some guy given the chance.

(someone give her cat ears before she kills again)

hm.

id picture the neighbours in a really. REALLY toxic polycule. all of em gay + cis.

in "canon" (the comics) Edu dated Laurel at some point, and either they broke up or stopped cuz of moviemakers events. but I THINK it would be FUNKY if they broke off cuz Edu is gay and Laurel is transfem. we already know she has blue hair, therefore she has pronouns

both pilots are mlm and t4t and hate eachother. but theyre married. but also divorced. but also

the EVIL director is EVIL bisexual. larry is EVIL gay. they arent dating nor interested like that on the other

if i forgor anyone (which i did) uhhhhh theyre unlabeled lol

[kylejsugarman]

Hi syd!! ily and I hope you are having a great day! 💕💕💕💕

Ps. How does Jesse end up working with Sheila and how do Baby and Sheila get along?

hi leighanne i adore u!!!! ive been having a nice lazy day and it has been sick as hell 💕

so!! for the first couple of weeks in alaska, jesse basically doesnt leave his new place (ed left him a cache of supplies) for a lot of reasons and only very reluctantly goes into town for the first time because he's out of stuff. he stops off for groceries, then cigarettes from the general store and is walking back to his car when he sees a woman trying to get a chest of drawers through the door of one of the shops on the main street. she looks at him and says "you. come help me with this." jesse obliges because there's no way to run from this now and assists her in getting the chest un-stuck and into the shop.

it's a furniture shop, a sort of hybrid of antique store, restoration and repair place, and custom production store. he's kind of stunned: honestly, he didnt expect there to be anything in this town. then again, he doesnt know Anything about this place or even alaska at large. sheila immediately starts talking his ear off upon realizing that she's never seen him before, excited as hell to have another person to meet and know. jesse obviously doesnt tell her much and is initially dying to get tf out of there, but sheila is chummily determined to rope him into town. she makes them both some coffee (without being asked. she just makes it and gives him a mug and asks if he wants creamer or anything. it's so weird but it makes staying a little easier) and starts telling him about haines, where he can go for this and that, how things work here, has he settled in alright?? does he have a job?? jesse is like. "Um." because he hasn't been thinking that far (he truly can only think one day at a time rn) but he'll definitely need one. sheila immediately pounces on him and says that since she's added custom production to her shop, she's had trouble taking care of Everything by herself and has been thinking about hiring someone to work the store and help her with coordination and other tasks. he sheepishly admits that he actually kind of likes carpentry and building stuff and sheila basically HOWLS and is like "fate put u on my sidewalk, son!! they call this a miracle. oh, we're gonna be BEST friends. hold on, i have some cookies in my office, we need cookies—" even if this wasnt the kind of work he wanted to go into, sheila wouldn't have really given him a choice, but he kind of needs that direction and guidance right now

and sheila was made in a laboratory to be an aunt or a grandma. she and her wife bea don't have kids, but bea comes from a big family and has lots of nieces and nephews that sheila lives to spoil. she's aware of baby since demi's practice is down the street, but once she gets to know demi and baby a little better, sheila decides that she's going to be that kid's honorary aunt. sheila thinks baby is a hoot and wants to give her all the confidence and pride and security in the world (tbh sheila sort of believes that Everyone should act like Sheila). baby's never going to act like that, but it is good for her to have an adult around who is extremely self-confident and assertive to learn those traits from. for all of her brashness, sheila is extremely generous and very sweet to the whole family, but she loves to roll up to the function with a gift for baby and a "im gonna take this little sweet pea home with me" threat before she leaves the function. she loves that kid

[kazuyummy]

Hi. I am the anon who asked you about basketball 🙏🖤 Also (MG). So I guess i'm not -anon- anymore 🌸😂. I recommend you my favourite sport anime/manga of all the time (Ahiru No Sora). A lot of people did not like it because it's very very slow paced anime and the main MC's team isn't strong or (winning all the time). You get to see how a team with really fragile bonds between its members building friendships (regardless of winning/losing) and how them being -teenagers- is playing a huge role of that. It also talks about real life issues (death, family/parents conflict, unrequited love, the difference between working hard and talent, how female players are perceived or the difference between female and male basketball competition, life changing acsidents/major events etc). It is really amazing how all of these concepts are written with each charachters individually, and how all of these influence their decisions, relationships, and play. Unlike sport animes where characters life is centered around the sport without much of external factors affecting it, this anime explores these factors very well. Very realistic that alot of people don't enjoy it. Still comedy you will laugh, but you will cry alot too. The anime has 50 EPs. People complain its too long but hey, you can see their lives too. Production wise not great (better than slam dunk ofc) but nothing compared to KNB. I recommend reading the manga. A lot of character interactions are not animated (doesnt affect the story, but its nice for deeper understanding of their relationships). And the manga is way a head of the anime. (Its around 650 chapters and still continues- animated only 130ish chapters). Yeah ~~~ i can talk all day about ANS 🤦‍♀️🙊 but if you are up to, you can give it a go 🖤🙏 sorry for talking too much.

HIIIIII omg please never apologize for talking too much i love love LOVE to hear what you have to say and also your passion for this series just 🥰 it inspires me hahah !

i feel like i've heard of it in passing (also had no idea it has 600+ chapters LOOOL) but never ended up watching it. and i really think i wanna read it!

this is so interesting because it almost feels like it's 50/50 sports and slice of life? correct me if i'm wrong but i agree, even in haikyuu or daiya when we get backstories it's often at a moment they're about to execute a crucial, signature play or something and anytime i get that sort of content i soak it up since it's rarer than gameplay. which i don't mind! but ANS sounds like it has a different take.

it's a bit self-indulgent of me but my interest was definitely piqued even more when you mentioned female v. male basketball competition because it def has its differences here as well - i grew up playing on a girls team but started out against boys and now play co-ed as well. so i'd definitely like to see their take on it!

who is your favourite character and what are they like? i'll definitely look out for them and let you know who mine is when i read it, hehehe 💕

honestly, your passion for this series is contagious and feel free to come into my asks or dms anytime to rant about it, i'm all ears!! you got me so excited about it! 😝

now you're not basketball anon - you're my basketball bestie!!! hehehehe

[kyle-fiore]

Ill just drop various headcanons I have for the TWST characters. These are bound to change one day.. But, whatever.

My favs have them more detailed.. Aswell as theres little to no reason for them.

No specific theme to it all.

Self harm, ED, and sexual assualt mentions, Im sorry.

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts

AFAB, cis

Muslim (I want to see her at Vietnamese aswell, but I dont know..) Wears a hijab aswell.

Has an eating disorder.

Trey Clover

AFAB, transmasc, omnisexual

Cambodian, speaks English and Khmer

Autisitic & Bipolar (With depression and anxiety obviously..)

A part of the Felmier family, and I believe the Felmier and Clovers are related. Epel and Kyle are his cousins, to be exact.

Kasane fan for sure.

Feminine body, with a little chub of course. He definitely wears a binder. I think he would have an unfortunately big chest, and its especially bad for gym class. It mustve been hell in his first year...

A few beauty marks, and slightly darker skin with a yellow undertone. Definitely has the signature Kyle beauty mark. Aswell as having two on top of one another under his left eye. Freckles too, just because!

Slimmer, upwards eyes too.. And, a mullet-ish hairstyle.. I just want Trey with longer hair.

Cater Diamond

AFAB, transmasc

I dont know what race exactly, but I think he would be dark skinned anyway

Curly hair, because why not.

Cuts himself ocassionally and hides it in everyway he can.

Doesnt wear a binder (Non supportive family, not allowed to get one.), but hes flat chested enough to hopefully pass as male.

Definite eating disorder..

Deuce Spade

AMAB, transfem (Because I think she would go through an arc of wanting to disregard her previous identity as a deliquent, plus exploring gender in a way she believed she would be bullied for.)

Mexican

Super supportive mom (ILY Mama Spade), so shes on estrogen. Wears a bra since she believes shes already developing boobs. (Even though she had started is recently..)

Blonde tips in her hair. Also, her hair is just long enough to make a shirt ponytail, and shes very proud of that.

Ace Trappola

AMAB, cis

IDK hes just ginger.

Savanaclaw

They all have animal noses according to their species, by the way.

Leona Kingscholar

AMAB, transfem, omnisexual and poly

Extremely insecure about her looks, believing she looks "too masculine" to really express herself with feminine clothing.

SAed as a child (I think her place as being the second "son" and that she was ignored for her stand off-ish personality put her in a vulnerable state.)

Hypersexual, aswell as having alot of sex partners in the past.

Cuts herself often. Also, an achoholic and smokes.

Has an eating disorder. I dont know which exactly, but I think it would be a binge eating disorder or one that makes her not want to eat.

Muscular, but has the slightest feminine touch to her appearance. Developing boobs slowly, as shes on estrogen of course.

Hairy.. Its too canon, ok? Shaving is alot of effort.

Dreads, for sure! Nonchalant Dreadhead Leona may be canon.

Ruggie Bucchi

AMAB, cis

Has vitiligo (?)

IDK I dont pay much attention to him.

Jack Howl

AFAB, cis

Big, poofy afro.. Itd be so cute..

Most of my HCs for her are from my girlfriends original headcanons.

Octavinelle

They have features, like gills and scales, according to their species.

Azul Ashengrotto

AFAB, cis

Dark skinned, but I dont know what race..

Little octopus texture, or whatever it would be called, on her cheeks.

Also, her hair would be shaped like an octopus.

Definite eating disorder.

Chubby! Chubby Azul forever!

Jade Leech

AFAB, cis

Has vitiligo

Into Punk fashion and music, just for fun

Gills and whatever those fish ears that are on her eel form are. Its morphed with human ears.

Floyd Leech

AFAB, genderfluid

Has vitiligo

Definitely a Jirai Joshi. (Honestly, I think she would find out about it sometime after getting on land, think its cool and weirdly relatable, and just goes around presenting herself as that.)

Same eel features as Jade.

Scarabia

I dont have many headcanons for either..

Kalim Al-Asim

AFAB, non-binary (?)

Unfortunately definite eating disorder..

Jamil Viper

AFAB, cis

Has an eating disorder.

Pomefiore

Vil Schoenheit

AMAB, bigender, She/He pronouns

She doesnt need to be changed by my delusions.. Hes too perfect already..

Has an eating disorder, for sure..

Part German! Or, Japanese.. I dont know!

Rook Hunt

AMAB, cis

Freckles and tanned skin, please.. Muscular aswell.

Epel Felmier

AMAB, cis

Cambodian American, speaks a little Khmer

Used to wear glasses, but wears contacts now since he used to break the glasses often.

A part of the Clover family (Like I explained with Trey) Kyle and Trey are his cousins, to be exact.

Kyle, again, is his cousin that grew up beside him. Theyre practially brothers. They call each other "Lil' bro" and "Big bro" just because! Even if theyre the same age with a month difference.

Tanned skin, for sure. A few beauty marks here and there. Definitely the signature Kyle beauty mark.

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud

AMAB, cis, bisexual and poly

Greek, I think..

Super skinny and underweight. Likely has anorexia, or something along those lines.

Horrible Monster Energy addiction. Definitely has a collection of those Monster Energy guns.

Cuts himself often, though a few times being by accidents while working.

Bipolar? Autisitic, though.

Definitely a Jirai Danshi. But, hes too insecure to go out in Jirai Kei. He just dresses up for himself, and Magicam. He has the perfect look to be a Jirai..

Trys to keep himself and everything around him clean. Hates to be sweaty, or feel dirty in any way. It makes him want to rip his skin off. I think he would be a germaphobe, to some extent.

Takes showers often, but struggles to stay standing most of the time. Im sure hes passed out in the shower atleast a few times.. Ortho coming to help immediately, of course.

Ortho Shroud

Robot. Its hard to assign an assigned sex when his body is a robot. He is male though. Maybe, demiboy.

IDK.. Maybe freckles too. I think thatd be cute.

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia

AFAB, cis, onmisexual and poly

A little chubby.. Because itd be super cute.. Plus, I heard that greek men preferred chubby girls. Source was my girlfriend.

Dragon scales on her body! Theyre especially visible on her cheeks.

I think she would have darker skin aswell. The image of have her eyes glow compared to the rest of her just feels right, you know?

Constant fear of the ones she loves leaving.

Lilia Vanrouge

AMAB, bigender

Presents however the hell he wants to, honestly.

Wears dark girly!

More on the muscular side, with cool battle scars.

I think him having small bat wing on him would be super cute.. They can grow bigger aswell.

Silver

AMAB, transfem, bisexual

Albino, for sure. I think she would have locs aswell.

Shes already perfect, honestly..

Sebek Zigvolt

AMAB, cis

Tanner skin and crocodile scales on his body, especially visible on his cheeks.

Very sharp features.. Also, slightly pointed ear. Or, maybe floppy ears?

I dont have HCs for the staff, side characters, or Grim.. I tried to hold back from adding their relations to my OCs. Its was required that Kyle was mentioned with Epel and Trey, though. My 2nd favorite trio!

I spent like an hour on this.. Oh well!♡

I was gonna add all the character tags, but I didnt know 30 tags was the limit?!?!

[pouringmyheartoutforpaper]

it’s midnight and i just. i have this stuck in my head.

steve who’s used to every little disagreement turning into a big fight so he snaps/yells at reader and when they don’t return that fight and just kind of shutdown steve panics and feels so so guilty

my love you hit me in the soft spot. i cry so hard whenever anyone even slightly yells at me.

tw: not a lot but i thought id put one to make sure everyones safe <3: bit of a disagreement, reader with vague past relationship trauma if you squint, sensitive reader, anxious reader, oblivious steve, in love steve, steve in general. if anything from above is something you cant handle right now thats perfectly okay and ill see you next time!

steve is very very very gentle. hes calm and collected and mostly rational. so arguments are extremely rare.

but today steve was tired. oh so tired. and he missed you. so much. so when you were being almost silent on the car ride home from the bi-weekly dinner with the kids, robin and eds, he was freaking out.

the waitress was very subtly flirting with him. in a way where only the girls at the table knew what was going on.

of course steve had no interest in her, for gods sake. he didnt even look at her for more than two seconds.

you werent mad at him. no, he handled it very well. he passed all the tests. you were just sad. comparing yourself to the blonde waitress. thinking about how many people want him that you dont even know about. the little voice in your head saying “why does he want you?” and looking for signs of infidelity, coming back emptyhanded as always, shamefully reminding you that hes not your past relationships.

so no you werent mad at him. you were mad at you.

but we all know hes a little bit… slow sometimes. so that doesnt even occur to him.

what if you lost interest in him? what if you think hes annoying? why are you mad at him?

his fears only heightening when you give him a small smile when he opens the front door for you, instantly heading to the kitchen to get some water, hoping itll make you feel better.

“whats your problem tonight?”

oh.

“…what?” and you stare directly down at the countertop because you can already feel yourself tearing up at his tone.

“what do you mean ‘what?’. youve been acting weird since we left.”

he really doesnt mean for it to sound so angry, if you listened a little closer you might be able to hear the desperation in his voice.

“…the waitress”

“what?”

“she was flirting with you.

“what?”

he throws his head back and puts his hands to his face in exasperation. before realizing that youre a little too quiet… and shaking?

his tone brought back memories and fear. fear that he would just find someone else since you were bothering him. and youd be left alone again, but only this time unable to pick up the pieces.

and now hes horrified because he didnt mean to sound angry, he was just frustrated and didnt even think about how sensitive his girl was to things like that.

but you were too far gone now. your ears ringing and your breath escaping you. fighting back tears with every bone in your body, and losing said fight.

and so you turned around to look at him. and your eyes betray you once more. instantly filling with tears that make steves face drop and heart fall.

“m’sorry steve” but your voice falters and breaks before the first sob racks through your body, walking as quickly as you can to his bedroom to clean yourself up.

HES FREAKING OUT SO BAD

he feels absolutely awful. poor man starts crying too, but makes himself stop for his apology, not wanting to scare you further.

following behind you and knocking on his own door.

“babydoll, can i come in?”

youre standing in front of his mirror. eyes puffy and red and shaking. you knew steve wouldnt leave. you knew he wasnt like that. but you were crying anyways, which only made you cry more out of embarrassment.

“…yeah” you call weakly, still not looking up as he opens the door.

his arms are around you instantaneously

“‘m so sorry baby i didnt mean to sound angry, i wasnt thinking. im sorry.”

“its okay, im sorry i-”

“no, you have nothing to be sorry for. you’re allowed to get sad. theres nothing wrong with it, id never judge you for that. i was just being… stupid cause i didnt get it y’know? i mean i literally am horrifyingly in love with you. im like obsessed with you… not in a weird way…. anyways! and i get jealous all the time. like everyday, even over small things. that barista the other day? coulda killed that guy. y’had me studying how to make lattes babe.”

and of course youre giggling. his polo shirt saturated with tears and pure joy.

“i love you so much.”

“i love you most. i know you dont really think id look at anyone but you, right? but if you need confirmation i will go and take back the tip we gave that lady.”

more giggles.

and that was the difference. steve embraced your sensitivity. he loved it actually. loved the way you care about things. love the way you pick up on energies before anyone else. loves everything about you. including some of the not so pretty things.

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Baby parker part 11

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YOUR POV 

Turning my attention towards eddie as he says henderson, i sit up before getting up fully and walking over, "whats going on?" Eddie shakes his head "alright calm down" i look at eddie, he puts his hand on his head and im out the door going back to the trailer. 

Hearing my little girl crying i push open the front door and try to find the cries "dustin?!" "in here" he says, i go to parkers bedroom dustin with the phone inbetween his ear and shoulder, parker fussing in his arms. "im so sorry" he says, looking like he's about to cry. 

"what happened?" i say taking parker, "sh-she fell over, an-and bumped her head, an-and cut her lip" dustin says, "hey baby girl look at mumma" i sigh trying to get her to hold still so i can look at her head. I take her into the bathroom and sit her on the closed toilet seat and look at her lip, "baby girl" i sigh, seeing the blood drip down her mouth, i grab some tissue and hold it to her lip, but she pushes it away. "dustin can you grab me an ice pop please?" i say as eddie walks in "hey baby" he says softly. "look mumma and dada are gonna make it better baby girl" i sigh as she carries on crying. 

noticing a bump beginning to form on her head. "dustin what did she fall over?" "uh her feet?" he says handing me the ice pop, to which i wrap some tissue around the end and hand it to parker. She sucks on it the pop and the crying quietens down. I sigh looking at her head "would it be to dramatic to get it checked out?" i say to eddie, he shakes his head. "was it a bad fall?" eddie says to dustin, "i mean kinda yeah, she busted her lip open." 

I look up at eddie, "come on" he says "dustin get in the car" he says walking towards the front door, i grab a blanket and wrap parker up as i make my way to the truck and sit in the front with parker on my lap, dustin in the back. 

"im really sorry" he says, "i was watching her the whole time i swear" keeping my eyes on the little girl, her eyes slowly closing "hey no baby stay awake" i say kissing her head, she whines and carries on closing her eyes. "parker hunni" i sigh, looking to eddie, beginning to panic. "baby wake up" i say "eddie" i look to him, "going as fast as i can sweetheart" he smiles sadly. 

"y/n im so sorry" "dustin stop its fine" i say rather loudly, not meaning to, but trying to concentrate on the little girl. "right come on we're here" eddie says "go get signed in i'll park the car ok?" he smiles softly "i'll be two minutes, dustin go with her" he says. I jump out the car and walk a fast pace to the entrance going over to the front desk. 

"hi my daughter fell over, bumped her head, split her lip and is falling asleep on me, and i know thats bad like she shouldnt sleep in case" i say but the nurse stops me, "ok, ok, follow me" she smiles softly "is this little one" i nod, biting my lip, "alright it's ok" she smiles, bringing us into a room. "wanna pop her down here for me" she smiles softly. "I gave her an ice pop to try make her lip go down, she wouldnt let me clean it" i say, playing with my hands now. 

"I'm gonna wait outside for eddie" dustin says, i nod looking over at the boy before my attention is back on parker. 

EDDIE POV 

Parking the car, and jogging up to the hospital entrance i walk in and see dustin walk out of a room, "are they in there?" he nods "im so sorry eds" he sobs, i frown and wrap an arm around his shoulder. "henderson its ok" he shakes his head "really? then why are we here" he chokes. "you did the right thing kay? you rang me and we got here as soon as we could" "y/n hates me, shes not gonna trust me anymore" he says. i sigh softly and look at the younger boy "she doesnt hate you man, shes just worried about our daughter" i smile, he nods and looks up at me "im sorry eddie" he sighs wiping his eyes. "dont be, honestly" i smile giving him a hug before sitting him down in the waiting area, "she in there?" i nod towards the door he came out of. He nods "yeah, the nurse is looking her over" he says, i nod "you ok if i go check in?" he nods "of course." 

"hey henderson" he looks up at me as i walk towards the door, "i love ya man kay?" he nods sniffing "i love you too" he says wiping his eyes, i slowly open the door and see parker on the bed, "hey sweetheart" i say wrapping my arms around y/n as the nurse is looking over parker. She begins to open her eyes, but begins fussing, "hey p, your alright" i smile letting her hold my hand, her lip begins to wobble as the nurse towers over her. "hey shh" i mumble, as me and y/n both get down to her level to try comfort her. 

"She seems ok, however i would like to keep her overnight, just to keep an eye on her, purely because the bump was so close to her eye, and the fact she does keep dozing off" the nurse smiles softly, i nod and hold y/n. "i can get you into a room in around an hour ok?" she says "until then your welcome to wait in here" she smiles before walking out the small room. 

y/n is quick to turn and hide into my chest "hey shh" i mumble kissing her head "its alright sweetheart" i say rubbing her back, feeling her sob into my chest. "do you want me to run home and grab some things?" she shakes her head, "dont leave" she sobs, i nod "ok, ok" i sigh "what about henderson?" "i'll i'll call steve or something" she says looking up at me "just dont leave please" she says biting her lip. "alright, you stay in here with her and i'll go ring harrington and update henderson ok?" she nods but doesnt let go "im scared" she sobs, i nod "i know but we're in safe hands ok?" i kiss her head then kiss parkers head before leaving the room to update dustin. 

THIRD PERSON POV 

while y/n waits with parker, for eddie to return, eddie is on the phone to steve explaining whats happened, steve says he'll be there in 20mins max, to make sure everyone is ok and that dustin gets home safe. we love mumma steve. 

Steve arrives 30minutes later, handing eddie a bag of things from home, gives him a hug before taking dustin home. Eddie walks into the small room and smiles softly at you, "hey baby, harrington brought this" he says showing you the bag, you just nod and cuddle into his side. "why dont you go get changed into these before we move rooms then we can get comfy and get some rest yeah?" he smiles kissing the top of your head, "dont wanna leave her" you mumble, he nods "i know sweetheart but youve gotta look after yourself as well ok?" he says placing a hand on your tummy. 

"need to relax a bit, i know your worried but we're in a safe place and youve gotta think about you and little bean" he says, you nod your head and sigh grabbing the bag before speed walking to the toilets to change in to the joggers and jumper that were in there, both pairs of clothes being eddies, not that you minded. 

you quickly return to the room just as the nurse walks in, "room is ready, if your ready" she smiles, "does dad wanna bring parker up and i'll get her all sorted" the nurse smiles softly, eddie picks up parker, who is still a bit out of it. She cuddles into his chest as you all walk through the hospital to the small family room. 

Once he has placed her down into the hospital cot, the nurse puts parker on a drip of fluids to keep her hydrated, before grabbing some pain relief and giving it to the small girl before leaving you to it. Telling you if you need anything just press the button beside parkers bed. 

You pull the big chair closer to the babies cot and sit in it, watching over your little girl as she rests. "i hate this" you mumble "we shouldnt of gone out" you sigh, eddie shakes his head "it was an accident baby" he mumbles, bending down to your level. "not the point" you mumble, biting your nails. "sweetheart i need you to calm down ok" he sighs taking your hands into his. 

"you dont get it" you say "what dont i get sweetheart?" he says softly, "your child isnt in a fucking hospital bed are they, your child didnt have an accident, bump their head or split their lip open and end up in said hospital bed did they" you sob. 

Eddie nods, "i know sweetheart but" "but nothing eddie, you dont get it" he sighs, closing his eyes. "im gonna have a smoke ok? i'll be back in a few minutes" he says kissing your forehead then kissing parkers forehead before walking out the room. 

Eddie hasnt smoked a lot in a while, he has the odd cig here and there but not as constant as he used to, he doesnt want it around parker, or you and little bean. But he needed a moment, he needed to calm down, the words got to him, 'your child isnt' 'your child didnt.'

yet all eddie had done was treat parker as his own, was he doing something wrong? was he not doing enough? he knew you were upset and kinda overly emotional anyway at the moment but is that how you really felt? 

he sits on the bench and lights another cig, then another, before long he's smoked like 5-6 cigs in one go. His mind blank, as he looks out to the road, he stomps out the last cig before throwing away the packet and making his way back inside. He enters the room quietly and sees you curled into a ball in the chair. 

"i didnt mean it" you mumble, "i didnt mean it like how it sounded" you say sniffing "she is yours, i just" you sniff again, "i know sweetheart dont gotta explain yourself ok?" he sighs, picking you up and placing you on his lap. "i get it, your feeling alot right now, but please let me help you" he sighs kissing your head. You nod "sorry eddie" you sigh hiding away in the crook of his neck. "shh, get some rest ok" he mumbles, rubbing your arm, and kissing your head every so often. 

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you little BITCH (/lh)

jean valjean: i don’t...know how this would work. but i cant help but come back to the idea that he works for gus. i dont know if jvj knows abt the cartel side hustle, but gus definitely knows jvj is an ex-con. i feel like jvj is too morally opposed to getting involved, so he probably works as a part-time assistant manager or supervisor or something at los pollos. i mean. you gotta bread the chicken correctly, right? OH. yknow what. he probably used Ed’s Vacuum Service or something.  

javert: doesnt work with the DEA, but rather the FBI. he’s been tracking down Valjean even though the case went cold months ago. he gets called to take a look at a drug case in albuquerque at some point that involves gus and los pollos and probably literally comes face to face with valjean but doesnt recognize him bc he’s going by sgt. spice curl or something. 

fantine: god ok if we’re breaking bad-ifying fantine we’re breaking bad-ifying fantine. she used to be university sweethearts with tholomyes, and they were actually taught by walter white, but then after graduation, tholomyes dumps her when he finds out she’s gregnanante. cosette is born in the winter when it’s cold and dry and far too bright out and fantine nurses her kid in some alleyway after being evicted from her apartment. she cant get a job and starts selling herself to make some money so cosette can eat, which is how she meets the thenardiers. saul goodman is 100% involved somewhere, i just dont know where. 

bishop myriel: au where walter has a come-to-jesus moment and sees the bishop for advice and the bishop actually gives him really good advice but then walter takes that and turns it on its head and interprets it as the bishop justifying him cooking meth and killing people 

cosette: god ok wait. hang on. um. what if. and this is gonna be really trope-y but what if her mom passes away and shes put into the care of the thenardiers but it’s utter dogshit and she’s hurt one night and the cops are called and she’s put into foster care. this is where she first meets marius. jvj takes her under his wing, and she doesnt see marius again until years later. 

marius: what if. hear me out. what if. marius is gretchen and elliot’s adopted kid. his dad dies, and then they find out he’s being mistreated by his grand-dad so he’s also put into the system but then adopted out by gretchen and elliot. one day, he gets a call from one “saul goodman” who tells him his grand-dad is dead and theres a bunch of money left for him in his will. he has a meet-cute with cosette in the lobby of saul’s office when cosette is there with jvj for a touch-base meeting with saul. it would be hysterical because there would 100% be an instance where marius is sitting across from walter white and has no sweet clue that’s the dude who has beef with his adoptive parents. 

thenardier: one million percent buddies with spooge (atm thief guy with the little kid jesse plays peekaboo with) likes to think he runs cool scams like jimmy mcgill did but really he’s more just stealing peoples money and running like a fool than he is actually tricking them and being sneaky. 

mme. thenardier: probably bought meth off of jesse at one point. she lives at the crossroads motel and gives hank a fucking earful every time he pulls up. her favorite food is expired mr. noodles. 

eponine: friends with jane. jane, eponine and esmeralda would bond together and maximize their joint slay SO fucking hard oh my god literally i am on my knees and at their service. eponine and jane either work at the same tattoo parlour or jane has given eponine a handful of tattoos. probably stick and poke too.

enjolras: runs an advocacy group for minority rights. goes to unm for human rights and political science. probably had a couple run ins with gale. i could see them grabbing coffee together and talking for a bit, but at the same time enjolras is WAY too serious for gale to digest, so im on the fence there. him and gus need to have like a seriousness face off bc it would be unMATCHED. hates cops with a burning passion (as he should). if howard was still around he would be scared of enjolras. 

grantaire: i would bet you my fucking scholarship that grantaire in breaking bad would be a stoner who sells weed to jesse. definitely went to high school with him. 100% friends with jane’s circle. god he would fit in so well it physically hurts. 

gavroche: probably hangs around the girls a lot. :( what if jane makes him little sketches. he returns the favours by bringing her cool rocks. she keeps them all on her window sill. somehow ends up at walters house at some point and skyler would make him pancakes because he asked nicely. no one knows how and it only happens once and then never again.

this one was harder ngl bc every les mis character is in essence just a cartoon character trope. also i read some of this to my mom and then later i was sitting with >:) this expression and she went “you’re enjoying writing this, arent you” 

dedicating this post to @upsidedownatlantic 😔😔be careful what u wish for

who would the hunchback of notre dame characters be if i dropped them into the gilligould-verse:

quasimodo: i feel like he works for gus. maybe alongside mike? like he's smart, and assuming that we're not following hunchback canon and that these characters are just there on their own, i think this would work. he works for gus with mike. probably helped build the superlab. dont you dare tell me he wouldnt be BESTIES with gale.

claude frollo: definitely ran a "drug rehab" support group at the church. jesse's parents almost definitely made him go there and jesse stopped going of his own volition when he found out how terrible and abusive it really was. frollo also definitely frequents HHM when it was still HHM to report literally every single little thing ever. howard hates him but cant say anything because Frollo is like tight buds with Chuck

clopin trouillefou: 1000% nacho's weed dealer. lives at the Crossroads Motel. friends with wendy. has absolutely hired saul as his lawyer. actively sells weed to los pollos employees behind gus' back but has no idea gus is really high up in the cartel, he's just doing it for shits and giggles.

esmeralda: the one sane character. i keep coming back to the idea that she somehow knows jane. i think she'd work at a sick ass cafe, maybe the diner mike frequents? that way she would still be in contact with quasimodo. big fucking brain. she's taking a couple classes outside work, maybe her and jane are in the same sketching class? she eventually meets jesse and kind of knows him through mutuals. probably aware theres something bigger at stake but actively ignores it and doesnt get involved. god i would smoke a joint with her so bad.

phoebus de martin: an intern with the DEA. he eats lunch at los pollos every single day and gus just kind of watches astounded that this man hasnt picked up on a single thing yet and really believes gus is an upstanding citizen who solely gives back to his community.

jehan frollo: 1000% jesse's meth dealer. ahaha what if hes still friends with phoebus but phoebus is SO oblivious he has no sweet clue jehans a drug dealer. phoebus is just like "eh he's just kind of like that." and moves on.