#i knew something was up

[kindaasrikal]

A travesty has occurred

I forgot how to draw Morro

Send help

Immediately

[bitterkarmaa]

Imagine having a bad day at work and then finding out that Moon’s been kidnapped lol couldn’t be me *sobs*

[murasaki-cha]

“You love me, and—” “Loved,”

NO NO SHUT UP!😭😭😭😭

[lithiumrox]

when big bev was introduced as Jolene's grandson last episode, I was wondering whose kid he was and how em was feeling about it, because moonshine was very clear that she did not want to be a mother. finding out who he actually is was like "ahh, I see. yes. good."

[bitwynn]

Sooo... me and @11draws found a lil something in the new fontaine trailer

My head hurts so im just gonna show yall the screenies--

DO YOU SEEIT?? DO YOU SEE IT TOO???

IM NOT GOING INSANE I KNOW THERES CONNECTIONS

I KNOW MY HUSBANDS CLOTHES ANYWHERE BITCH

I MEAN CMON-- LOOK AT IT

LOOK AT IT

Theres something fucking here and i goddamn know it i sWEAR

[bitchapalooza]

Got an eviction notice...

[mysteriouslove101]

Damn I wanted to say fuck the government and be Jason but I’m actually Tim 🤪

tag yourself or something. or dont. i don't know

[auadhdwildcards]

I'm going to be so happy to get my medical results back on the next few tests they are doing to me because it will contain answers

I can't wait to show them to my parents.

Like haha! I was right!

Edit: HAHAAAA I WAS RIGHT!

[dreaminginsteadofsleeping42]

Me googling what's going on between Hayley Williams and Taylor York after watching them duet The Only Exception into the other's soul two nights in a row.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Springtrap making friends in Dead by Daylight,,

[orangegaytorade]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? SHES A FUCKING LEVIATHAN

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[mariande-drakaina]

psssst strawberrychocolatewombat is a scambot actually!!! its a stolen message that redirects to an unrelated account proven to be a scammer. spread the word and report their ass. also stay safe online

OOOO, MAN, Thanks for letting me know. Low-key wanna bomb scam accounts for being like this, smfh-

[electoons]

oh m-...ahhh...my pockages

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.