#i kinda like this

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

you are . . NOT !!

katsuki watches the maury show with you

you’re watching the maury show on your computer when katsuki marches into your room without a word and flops down next to you on your bed.

“ hello to you, too.” you snort. his words are muffled by your sheets but you’re about 90% sure he told you to shut up, you ignore it.

he lays face down on your bed for a while not saying anything and you know he’s had a long day and wants to be close to you without actually talking. you don’t mind, you’ll give him his space until he reaches out himself.

and he does after a little bit, turning his head around to face you as he looks from you to your computer screen, eyes focusing on the woman screaming that the man she cheated on her husband with was 100% not the father of her baby, mixed with the cheers of the audience.

he looks at you and raises a brow “ what’s happenin ?”

“ lady cheated on her husband with his brother.” you respond.

“ his brother ?” he repeats. his eyebrows furrow and you know he’s hooked. if there’s one thing katsuki loves but will never admit he does, it’s trash tv.

you nod, grinning somewhat evilly “his brother. now they’re trying to find out which one’s the father.”

he hums, scooting himself closer to you so he can see the screen too. he flips himself around so his neck isn’t craned at that awkward angle anymore and settles himself down right next to you. hook, line and sinker.

he wraps his arm around your shoulder and shoves his head in your neck, breathing you in. you both don’t say anything. “do you want me to play it from the beginning for you ?” he shakes his head in your neck. you reach your hand up to scratch at his scalp and you smile when he sighs. he holds you a little tighter, pressing feather light kisses into your neck.

katsuki’s never been good at expressing himself with any other emotion that isn’t anger. it makes him feel stupid and weak and soft. he’s had a long fucking day and he doesn’t wanna talk about it, simply wanting to indulge in you but he can’t tell you that, can’t find the words to, so he tries to find other ways to tell you and he hopes you understand and you do.

katsuki’s thankful for you because sometimes he wants to talk, wants to open up about what’s bothering him but sometimes he doesn’t. he doesn’t and you don’t pry when you know he doesn’t and he’s so thankful for you. he presses kisses on your skin and soft bites at your flesh to convey just how thankful he is, how grateful he is for having you. he hopes every warm press of his lips against your skin can convey how much he loves you loving him. and it does, because you turn your head and kiss the side of his head so sweetly and he knows you’re it for him.

he’ll tell you all of this one day, he promises. he’ll tell you all the thoughts swimming around in his head one day, but he hopes this’ll do for now. and unknowingly to him, it absolutely does.

he pulls his head out of your neck and kisses you hard on the cheek one, two, three times and you giggle. you feel him smile into your cheek when he kisses you a fourth time.

“fuck’re they screamin’ about ?” he says and you turn to look back at the screen. the woman is yelling at her husband’s brother vehemently denying the possibility of him being her baby’s father. you feel a little bad for laughing. “ she says he’s not the dad” you answer.

he clicks his tongue “ why the fuck is she on the show then.” he says, turning his attention back to your computer but his grip on you stays secure. you press yourself a little closer to him.

you’re still smiling lightly when you look back at your screen, simply shrugging. “ she said something about her having more sex with her husband than with him.” you answer and he snorts.

“ ten bucks neither one of them’s the father.”

[nuppu-nuppu]

Power!!

[dreamland03]

WARNING: 18+, Smut, mention of sex, dirty talk, sex toy, explicit language, squirting

(If I left out any warnings please let me know and I will add it)

Thinking about.....

Shoto using a vibrator on you.

 You’re laid out on the bed naked with hands and legs tied to the bed frame. He loved the site of you. You were all his and he could do anything he wanted to you. He had brought this idea up to you earlier and the moment you agreed with it he couldn’t wait to see you in this moment. It was perfect for you too. After a long day of work, you wanted to not think. You wanted Shoto to just take control. 

He turned on the vibrator on the lowest setting and started at your ankles. He traveled up your leg. The closer he got to your pussy, the higher the setting got. Once he got to your inner thigh you started to squirm and whine. Shoto can see how bad you needed this. but he wanted you to wait a little longer. He takes the vibrator away from you inner thigh and goes up to you neck. You whine in distress but shut up once Shoto lips are on yours. With the heavy makeout and the vibrator going towards your breast, your brain feels fuzzy. but what made your brain melt was shoto bringing the vibrator over your nipples and sucking on your tongue at the same time. Your eyes roll to the back of your head, hips coming off the mattress, your pussy in need of friction. 

With the way your moaning, shoto thinks he’s falling love with you all over again. He loves the way you arms are struggling to break free from the rope and how whiny you’ve become. How desperate you’ve become. Shoto pulls back from the kiss and whispers right in your face.

“Does your pretty pussy need my attention?” you nod your head so hard you might get whiplash. 

Shoto brings the vibrator to the center of you stomach and goes down slowly. Your pussy aches from how slow he’s going. He torturing you ,but you love that shit. 

“Please. Please. Please.” 

He giving you a devilish smile seeing the way you beg for him. How much you need him. 

Finally the vibrator is on you clit on the highest setting and you’re seeing stars. Shoto lays next to you, whispering ungodly things in your ear. With the mix of the dirty talk and the vibrator abusing your clit, your about to cum. 

“Sho Im gonna fucking cum, oh my fuck” your stomach seconds away from snapping.

“Go on, be a good slut and cum” 

Your vision goes white and you’re on cloud 9. Little did you know, you squirted all over the bed. Shoto watches you with a smile and whispers in your ear ”good girl.” 

Once you come down from one of the most destroying orgasms of your life. Shoto takes off the ropes, massages your wrists, and kisses you softly. Telling you how good you did for him. This night was needed. :)

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Again not the best, but yeah. :) I wrote this in like 10 minutes. I needed to get this out of my brain. Like always, any warning or tags I need to add please let me know, thank youuu. 🫧💤💗

[sherbetlemonss]

“She wanted to give you boys the stars.”

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Harvey on his first date with shane ????

Huh? *reread the question* ...Interesting.

Ok, to be honest, I did not expect a question about this ship, but I've been noticing more and more Harvey/Shane posts lately. It's not that I don't like this ship, just never thought about it. But again... why not? Enjoy!

Shane x Harvey: first date 🌹

🐤🛩️🐤🛩️🐤🛩️🐤🛩️🐤🛩️🐤🛩️🐤🛩️🐤🛩️

For them, choosing a place for a first date was such an agony.

Not only did Harvey and Shane try to take into account each other's entertainment preferences, they both wanted to choose a place where they would not meet friends and acquaintances.

They haven't officially announced their relationship yet (especially since it's only their first date), but the town's doctor and chicken expert decided not to give people of Pelican Town a reason to gossip and rumors.

The Gridball match didn't work out for Harvey, as he's not a big sports fan, and the place is very noisy anyway. Going out to a restaurant was not to Shane's liking (he didn't want to wear formal clothes and learn all the dining etiquette). Therefore, both converged on the Aquarium in Zuzu City.

The size of the building and the variety of fish broke the mold for both lovers. They immediately agreed that it was a good idea to go here.

Both walked slowly, looking at each passing fish. Harvey sometimes shone with knowledge of interesting facts about certain types of fish. Shane listened to them with pleasure, falling into a light trance from Harvey's conversations. Shane came to reality when he accidentally bumped into the aquarium (not too hard that he hurt himself or the thick glass)

Shane, in turn, sometimes showed funny faces, imitating puffer fish or other aquatic creatures, accompanying this with funny sounds. Harvey did his best not to laugh and to look like "the only adult among the two of them." But in the end, he gave up and began to giggle, trying to muffle the laughter with his hand and not attract the attention of other people.

Funny photos with fish! Absolutely!

At times, Harvey lightly scolded Shane for foul language if a huge shark swam very close to the glass and scared the poor chicken man.

When they were both hungry, they went to a cafe nearby. Although Harvey grumbled a little about the not-too-healthy food, he still took for Shane sweet fish-shaped cakes, which Shane wanted to try.

As they were about to leave the building, Shane went to the gift shop and bought Harvey a small plush puffer fish toy.

Both Harvey and Shane had a great date. The doctor kissed Shane slightly awkwardly on the cheek, to which the chicken man rolled his eyes, saying "we're not teenagers anymore", grabbed Harvey by the waist and gave him a passionate kiss. Yolo, or whatever people say...

The next day, Harvey, trying to smuggle a plush toy in his house without anyone noticing, failed a stealth task and tried to avoid Maru's questions. Meanwhile in the Saloon, Emily, seeing Shane smiling all evening, knew with her sixth sense that someone special had finally appeared in her friend's life.

[ellezem]

TW:POSSIBLY BLOOD, LIMBS, AND OTHER DEPICTIONS OF MENTAL HEALTH

Also there is old art from when the dteam and nibbler soot wasn’t problematic so let’s just say that all depictions of them are C!

ART DUMPPPP (this is just the first ten, I’ve got like 50) these are from 2022-2023. Il gonna reblog this a few times with more art.

THE TW WILL APPLY TO ALL RELBLOGS.

[kissthebridee]

casually dropping this here and running away

[hoetolegist]

Hate you

• Summary: how could hating someone feel so good?

• Warnings: mentions of sexual activities, language

• Authors note: okay, so this was a number option from my pinned (23). It's long enough to be a short story though so I made it just that! It's just something short because I got carried away, per usual. Hope you enjoy!

If you could describe your life right now it'd be something like a TV show. One of those cliches where you graduated school, landed a good job, made amazing friends and you even have a house that some would describe as the American dream but somehow your worst enemy seems to be your number one priority

Now you personally wouldn't exactly say that your enemy is your number one priority but he's definitely up there next to friends, family and those sugar cookies that you love so much

Sometimes you often wonder how your enemy quickly went from someone who annoys you to death at work to someone that you desire so badly? Someone that you need to feel next to you, on you or even in you to feel sane

It's quite simple actually. The way he looks at you. His lust filled eyes looking at you so intensely when you're doing even the simplest of tasks. Always looking you over and watching you as if he'd ruin you if he had the chance

And maybe you'd give it to him. One day

♧

You walked off of the elevator on the 4th floor, scrolling through your phone and humming a small tune. It was just something that you'd heard for the first time in a cafe but damn was it catchy enough to stick with you

It was quiet in the building. You assumed everyone else must have been in their office but it was still kind of weird how silent it was

One thing you loved about your job was that you got your own office. You got to work at your own pace and do it all in a great peace of mind. Of course having your own office meant everyone else had their own offices too so it wasn't special but it was definitely beneficial

You lifted your head up just to quick check that you were about to walk into your office before burying your face back in your phone

The presence of another was felt before you even fully opened the door. You knew that presence, smelt that dizzying cologne one too many times, seen those clean dress shoes more often than you'd like to admit. You dragged your eyes up the body of the person who stood in your office and of course it was none other than-

“Stefan” you breathed, closing the door behind you. It was meant to come out firm, as if you were demanding him to explain his presence but it came out weaker than you wanted

"Y/n, late to work again", you held back a shiver at the deep timbre of that familiar voice. You noticed the smirk on his face and all you wanted to do was kiss it away, make his lips red and puffy with your bites and kisses

"Morning to you too Salvatore" you greeted with an eye roll. "Waiting for me?" You chuckled smugly

He shrugged and looked you over, eyes scanning every inch of skin he could see. Which was a great amount today since you chose to wear a dark gray thigh length skirt accompanied by a long-sleeved white dress shirt, tucked in but three buttons popped at the top just so the right amount of cleavage could show. Your heart shaped locket sat prettily on your exposed collarbone which was the perfect touch to such a basic outfit

"Waiting because of you, not for you. We have to discuss the upcoming collaboration with our pretty little neighbors next door, did you forget? Were you not anticipating my arrival?" he faked a frown while amusement shone in his pretty green eyes

You must admit that you forgot about the project but you weren't going to say it out loud. You narrowed your eyes at him and scoffed, “I have things to do. Must I give you all of my time?”

"Some would be nice” he replied with a smirk, “what takes you so long? Got that many pets to feed before leaving the house?"

You bit back a sneer at him, almost forgetting how easy it was to hate him and his smart remarks. "If you'd get down on your knees for me like a good boy it wouldn't take too long to feed you"

The smirk was wiped off of his face instantly as he stared at you, eyes clouding up darkly. "Tread lightly babygirl", he walked closer to you, stopping just before he presses his chest against yours, "I've been wanting to tear those clothes off of you since the moment you walked through that door" he admitted shamelessly. You loved that feeling of his warm breath hitting your lips as he whispered this secret between the two of you

You didn't know if you wanted to indulge or hold back on him, tease some more and see if he'll break for real. But then he brought his right hand up to cup your face, making you look him in the eye as he ran a hand down your waist to your thigh. It was just a ghost of a touch, barely there but so fucking impactful

You had to give in

Shuddering at his touch, you continued to look up at him and allowed your lashes to flutter at the way he looked back at you. "Why don't you do it then?" You asked, feigning innocence as if you weren't about to be surrounded by many other coworkers in just a few minutes

The halls were going to be filled with talking and laughter as if they were a bunch of highschoolers leaving for summer break yet you were willing to risk it to get your brains fucked out

"Think you can stay quiet if I fuck you right here?"

You held back a whine, trying to give yourself just a bit of control in this situation. "Yes" you said all too eagerly

Before the word even fully left your lips he was kissing you. His hands were tightly gripping your waist and he kissed you with so much passion, proving that it's been building up inside of him for days, maybe even weeks

It's not uncommon for men to want you in a sexual or romantic manner, it's actually so common to the point where you've learned that you don't even have to reciprocate for them to still drool over you, they chase you no matter what. But there's something about Stefan having wanted you for weeks but instead of acting on it he played this hating game, letting this bubble of annoyance and hatred blow up around you guys so when he finally popped it, all that could be left in its place was arousal

His lips felt so good against yours. They were so plush and soft, he tasted so much like mint and coffee, you had to will your legs not to fold and land you on your knees. A whimper escaped you, traveling it's way into his mouth and the deep moan you received back made you feel less embarrassed about it

You both finally pulled away for some much needed air after nipping and sucking at each other's lips for what felt like an eternity

"Fuck, I need you" he panted, eyes flickering between your lips and your eyes, not knowing which ones he should be focused on

Need

Need

You liked that word. He needed you. It was much more than a want, it was a craving and you deserved to be craved

"I know" you replied in a playful whisper, fiddling with the collar of his dress shirt. You suddenly pinched your eyebrows together in thought because although this is mutual, you still have a reputation to uphold at work and that includes hating Stefan. "You can have me. Just-"

"Don't tell anyone"

"No one can ever find out about this"

You both said your statements at the same time and a bit of relief washed through you now that you know he's on the same page

This was messy and it might cause so many fucked up problems down the road but this is now and right now your body has tuned out your rationality, shut off your brain and created a mind of it's own

You sat down on the big oakwood desk and spread your legs, skirt riding up and showing your black lace panties

"Come fuck me then”

[sharopiix]

secret santa work from last year's event held on a discord server heheh

[crysten]

for once, i want to be the inspiration of something that will be written and told

for once i want someone to ask him, "what inspired you to write this?"

and i want him to smile and glance at me but leave nothing told

for once i want to him to stare into my light brown eyes and think of honey but feel relax as if he was by sea

for once i want to be understood the way the sky understands when a rainbow feels the need to be seen

for once i want him to take a photo of me as if i was the sun setting by a lake surrounded by trees

for once i want to be loved enough to inspire something beautiful

for once i want to be the inspiration

not the inspired

[cherry-dr0p]

Persona 🌸✨️

Decided to doodle my persona and give her a tiny redesign :>

Some other angles

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That's all for now! Quick lil' post :3

[dremiruu]

local tumblr user (dremiru) finds out that putting more time into an art piece makes it all more rewarding in the end (shocking)!

[sunshiline-writes]

For the five-sentence-fics:

"I know my conviction will carry me home."

They dragged her into the barn easily. She’d put up quite a fight. One of the men had a black eye and the other had a cut on his brow and a split lip. They took the blindfold off and she wasn’t quite surprised by what she saw.

“Well, looks like your past finally caught up with you huh whumpee?”

The gag in her mouth prevented her from screaming profanities. She had escaped! For years. Next week would be the 3rd anniversary of her escape from Whumper and his gang. Her gang, people who used to be her family. She glared at him, steely eyed and defiant. As she always had been.

“Shhh,” Whumper hushed her muffled profanity, untying the knot from behind her head that kept the gag in her mouth. She spit out the dusty rag, coughing. “Do you want some water?” He asked softly.

“I don’t want anything from you!” She spat, struggling against the men still holding her still.

Whumper sighed, “what are we going to do with you? Your beliefs will be the end of you. You used to be so.. malleable. Now you’ll break so easily.”

Whumpee smiled, blood and dirt in her teeth. “I know my conviction will carry me home. They’re the only thing that’s saved me from you.”

There was a sad smile on Whumpers face. “Oh darlin’ don’t you know? You are home. No one’s going to save you now.”

[seall-moved]

i came in early to the office today and there’s no one here yet

[strawwbertty]

SPIDER HYUN 😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼

[soapsodasanta]

Not me actually coloring for once cause I need to practice and I <3 Joey soooo

Also does the hair color work?? I could not decide