#What is she doing with her hand? who knows. I dont X3

[cherry-dr0p]

Persona 🌸✨️

Decided to doodle my persona and give her a tiny redesign :>

Some other angles

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That's all for now! Quick lil' post :3

[onskepa]

Hey I got a Tonowari idea for you

reader was picked by his mother as the future Tsahik and his future mate but he never gave it the chance of getting to know her just automatically thinking she was interested in his tittle like many other women of the clan rather then in him and but turns out that she really cares for him to the point of cooking his favourites or knowing his preferences when she makes him new clothing pieces without him having to tell her

Hope you like it z💙🩵💙🩵🩵💙

MGPENGENGHJRNKSJFNKENFWNFKJE!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!! IM SO HAPPY YOU SENT A REQUEST!!! HOPE THIS IS TO YOUR SATISFACTION!! X3

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Hoan

"Son, meet your future tsahik, Hoan" Tonowari's mother says. A young girl, pretty on the eyes, a bit small on stature, bit shy looking but smiling at young Tonowari. "It is a gracious honor to be your tsahik..." hoan says softly.

But young tonowari looked at her with hate and displeasure. His blue eyes piecing into her soul. Making Hoan shrink in fear. "Mother, I believed I made it clear that Ronal would be my tsahik" he glares over at his mother.

The current tsahik scoffs and rolls her eyes. "I don't doubt ronal's skills and her knowledge in healing. But she is as stubborn and cold as you. A tsahik is to balance her Olo'eyktan, not be of the same copy. Hoan is perfect for you, believe me son. Soon you will see how I do".

Tonowari scoffs at her saying, "I wont have any of this" he grits his teeth as walks away in anger. Hoan hangs her head low, her tail close to her ankles, ears drooping and sighs in defeat. The tsahik takes notice of it and places a gentle hand on hoan's shoulder.

"don't let tonowari's words get to you. He inherited my stubbornness unfortunately". Hoan simply nods. Feeling insecure of her position and what to do.

"Child, don't doubt my choice. Eywa has given me a sign, telling me you are the right person for tonowari. You may not see it now. Much less my son. Let things fall naturally. Dont let his rejection get to you" Tsahik says as means to comfort hoan.

The girl nods and was excused for the day. Returning home, hoan lets the events repeat in her mind. Tonowari is a olo'eyktan in the making. A good hunter, warrior, weaver, communicator and a leader. He is the definition of a perfect olo'eyktan. The clan knows they will be in safe hands with tonowari.

But what about the tsahik? Everyone suspected it would be Ronal, her vast knowledge of medicines and fierce skills as a warrior, a perfect match for tonowari that even hoan agrees. So why was hoan selected?

While at the same time, tonowari was carving in a rather aggressive manner. Letting his mother words repeat in his head. Grunting now and then, some of his fellow friends slowly moved away, not wanting to be tonowari's target of his anger.

Why must things never go his way? Why was he put in a position that he cant easily leave and live like how others do? Why must his parents choose who is to spend the rest of their lives with? It isn't fair at all!

Hoan is just like the other girls in his clan. Seeking to be tsahik and gain his favor for their own selfish benefits They don't see the role as a sacred and honorable position, but a title to brag and flounder around like it is some toy. Which is why he chose ronal in the first place!

True he may not hold emotional feelings towards ronal but she fits the criteria to be a tsahik. But unlike tonowari, ronal shows no distain nor hate for not being selected. Playing neutral in all of this.

Perhaps his father can be on his side in this matter.

"What your mother says, it goes" the olo'eyktan says in a stern yet kind tone. Tonowari was slightly appalled. "Father you can not be serious! Don't you have a say in the matter since you are the olo'eyktan?" tonowari asks.

His father sets his net aside and stares straight into his sons reflecting eyes. "as olo'eyktan yes, what I say goes, but we cannot abuse our position to get what we want. Besides, finding a new tsahik is your mothers job, as olo'eyktan I can say so much. But know this tonowari, I approve of hoan being your tsahik. Trust your mother, son".

The answer didn't satisfy tonowari. Huffing again in distaste, he leaves. The olo'eyktan simply nods at his sons behavior. Like mother like son.

So many young women were hovering over tonowari. He simply wanted to hunt in peace yet the leeches cant seem to stay away from him. Even worse, he forgot his special hunting knife! Each one was trying to get his attention but they all sound and act the same.

As if any of them were worthy to be his tsahik. Running away to get to his skimwing as fast and away from the hogging crowd. Yet he knows he has to go back for his blade.

"y-you forgot this.." a familiar yet unpleasing voice was heard. Turning to the direction of the voice, tonowari frowns at seeing hoan who was standing timidly.

Stretching out her hands, she holds his hunting blade. Speculations takes over his mind as he angrily snatches the blade away from her.

"did you take it!? trying to act nice to gain my favor!?" he growls, making his height more intimidating. Hoan quietly whimpers in fear, she just wanted to be genuine with him. And it was an honest mistake, Tonowari did forget his hunting blade, hoan happened to see him leave without it.

"I j-just...w-well you fo-forgot about it-"

"LIES! you took it! dont bother trying! you are nothing but selfish and a leech! you are just the like others! wanting the tsahik title simply for your benefit!". Before hoan could say anything more, tonowari left in a huffing anger.

A little time later, during the communal dinner, he arrived a bit late. Tonowari was slightly annoyed, his favorite food was gone and there isn't much left. He was about to turn in feeling hungry, when his mother called him to come to her.

"you look famished, have a bite my son" the tsahik says while holding a leaf full of tonowari's favorites. His ears tipped up, feeling better. Sitting down next to his mother, he took the offering meal and took a bite of the meat. It was very hot, like it was just cooked. The flavors danced on his tongue, savoring each bite. The day's misery and mishaps being washed away. Happiness and relief replacing his mood.

The tsahik smirked as she watched her son relax, "tasty isn't it?" she asks, a bit teasingly. Tonowari happily nods, his mouth too full to speak. "Good, you could thank hoan for that" the tsahik smirks.

Tonowari chokes a bit as he swallowed the food while in shock. The tsahik cackles in amusement as she pats her son on the back. "Surprised?" she asks, tonowari coughs a bit roughly so he takes a large chug of water from his cup.

"eat well son, we are going to retire for the night" tonowari's father says as he and his mother gets up and making their way to their home. Left to his own, tonowari was still processing the information. While trying not to make it obvious, he quickly scans around the crowd that still remains, and there, almost at the edge of the crowd he sees hoan.

Hoan was smiling kindly to a young child as what looks like hoan serving food to the child from a small pot over a fire. He cant hear what hoan is saying but she nods and seems to pay attention to what the child is saying. Yet perhaps by instinct, hoan looks at his direction. Their eyes meeting, sky blue meeting ocean blue. She smiles warmly at him, a light blush forms on her cheeks.

Tonowari breaks the eye contact and looks down at his food. All that he has eatin so far were his favorites, how could have hoan know? He certainly didn't tell her, but he wouldn't doubt his parents, most likely his mother.

At the moment he isn't so upset with hoan. Doesn't have the energy for it. But just this once. Doesn't prove hoan anything.

The days pass by and tonowari notices things, his best spear broke somehow, the net he usually uses was tangled and a mess. His skimwing would be out into the reef and not be where it should. So many odd things, yet by the end of the day problems tend to be solved by hoan. A new spear is carved to perfection, better than his old one. The net was untangled and tightened. His skimwing would rather obey hoan than tonowari.

He cant blame hoan for the odd things since he holds no proof. Yet observing her, its clear now she holds no selfish motive nor even asking to be near tonowari. Doing favors at a distance.

There is one last test to put on hoan.

Wasn't long ago that he fought and defeated an akula. Truly an achievement to tell for years. And he holds the teeth as proof. So on purpose, he would toss it near an area that hoan tends to spend a lot of time in. See what she would do with it. Keep it or do something with the teeth.

30 days have passed. And all that time tonowari isn't sure if hoan found the tooth or not. He would check the area where he left it, but it was gone. Doesn't know if someone else took it or an animal that lives in the small jungle.

Tonight was the celebration of a seasonal hunt. Tonowari of course had captured the best kills, tied with his proud father. Music blared, people dancing, foods being made from the hunt. It was well. Yet tonowari didn't feel the mood to celeberate like his fellow na'vi.

Getting up from where he was sitting, he took a stroll in the small jungle. The music and cheers dying from the distance. Letting the natural sound of nature clear his mind. Tonowari had no location in mind, just lets his feet wonder on their own.

That is, until reaching a small water fall, he sees hoan. Sitting near the waterfall, she sits with something in her hands.

"no no....I cant.......or maybe I can....oh who am I kidding! he hates me!" she talks to herself.

Hiding behind some large rocks, tonowari quietly gets closer, trying to understand what she is saying.

"Maybe with this...it can help me get closer to him-nonono! he made it clear...he doesn't want me. Maybe he is right....ronal is better than me...why try. Anything I have done he doesn't seem to take notice. Fixing his things, cooking his favorites, putting items he has forgotten. I bet he didn't appreciate the teeth he took.....such a skillful warrior...AGH!! oh mother Eywa! why make my suffer!? why picking me as tsahik is a good idea?! I am not even worthy of such title! Nothing that I do will ever be good for him. I should pass it to ronal. Maybe she will have better luck than me...."

tonowari heard her tangent and felt weight in his chest. Is that how she felt this whole time? This whole time tonowari believed hoan was like the other young ladies. But hearing her like this proved him wrong.

Knowing what to do, he slowly gets up and walks to hoan. "Dont put yourself down like that" he says as gently as he can. Hoan jumped a bit, startled at hearing someone other than her own voice.

"t-tonowari? what are you doing here? Sh-shouldnt you be with the others celebrating?" hoan asks nervously. Looking at his toned body, perfect muscles and his tattoos adorning his body. Truly a warrior in her eyes.

"I could ask you the same thing" he responds. He sits beside her, but holding some space between them. "ummm...guess we are both here then..." hoan laughs nervously as she hides an item in her satchel.

"I hear you talking....I first need to say I am very sorry hoan. I truly believed you were like the others, only wanting to be tsahik for the title and not truly for what it is. I should have known better" tonowari confesses. Hoan listens and was surprised. Tonowari? apologizing to her?

"its o-ok! Truthfully I didnt want to be tsahik, but your mother....sh-she insisted and practically didnt give me a choice" hoan says. Tonowari humms in agreement. Guess neither had the freedom to choose.

"what were you hiding in your bag..." he asks, curiosity rising in him. Hoan squeaked a bit, feeling scared and nervous. "it nothing! ummm...just a craft I was working on..." she whispers. Tonowari heard her clearly and offers his hand. "May I see it?" he asks.

Its not like hoan can say no to the future olo'eyktan. With shaky hands she takes out the item in question and places it on his large hand. It was a beautifully crafted necklace with the akula teeth right in the middle. The design SCREAMED of leadership and honor. The beauty it held was overwhelming.

Tonowari was awed at the craft. Admiring the details and choice of color, it was done with extreme care and attention. Already he fell in love with the necklace. And perhaps....its creator as well.

"hoan...this is beautiful. Truly a remarkable craft" he says with happiness in his voice. Hoan blushed at his praise, purple tinting her cheeks.

"I am g-glad you like it...was doubt if it was even worthy to be worn..." hoan says, still doubting her skills. To prove her wrong, tonowari places the necklace around his neck. It fitted him. Wasn't so tight, wasn't so lose. The size was perfect. It was as if hoan knew his measurements and size without needing to be around him.

"it fits perfectly hoan. Truly. You have a talent for this" he praises more making hoan look away feeling embarrassed. He chuckles at the sight. She was cute looking like this.

Soon they began to chat more, hoan getting more comfortable and reveal more of her emotions and share some things with tonowari. Perhaps tonowari's mother was right to an extent.

Back at the center of the village, the olo'eyktan, the tsahik and ronal were enjoying their feast, all grinning in happiness. "Thank you ronal for assisting us. Truly nothing would have been done or progressed between those two" the tsahik says. Ronal nods, "of course my tsahik, tonowari is a skillfull warrior but at times he can be empty headed. Someone had to drop the hints for dear hoan to pick up".

Aaaaaaaaaand that is all for this one! I quite like it! tell me what ya'll think! until next time! see ya!

Hoan = comfort

[lordrandreaming]

Good day and excuse my keyboard, just HOW MANY times does the slutty monk man get dragon pregnant?? and are they all live births or eggs? I need to know for science ����

I'm led to assume your asking about Wakase and Geto x3

For those who don't like it CONTENT WARNING: Mpreg, Mpreg birth discussion, yadda yadda don't like dont read

More under the cut~

So these two are CONSTANTLY at it because Geto is a horny little slutty monk man that missed Waka so much, he WANTS SO MANY KIDS!! You know, just cause!

Lol, jokes aside, Wakase and Geto have *canonly* 7 kids. The first being Tatsuya, the second is his sister Emiko, and from there, we have a set of twins, one by themself, and then another set of twins xD

I haven't picked names, let alone genders yet, but they have plenty of kids! Geto is that motherly type who wants to be pregnant 24/7.. So yeah, not going off of JJK canon and my own (where Geto lives his happy gay life with Waka and Gojo) Geto and Waka have all these kids year after year xD

Geto uses Curse Reversal so he can hop on that dragon dick as soon as possible and get LAID 👌 (haha get it? 👈👈)

But anyways, for the most part all of Geto's births are live! I love the prospect of a live birth, since I get to write about the struggle of bringing life into the world! (and everything inbetween 😋) messy, dramatic, that's what I love to write!

Geto is always ready for when the baby arrives, so he and Waka don't need human intervention to make sure their baby arrives safe and sound. Besides, Shoko is always lingering waiting for Geto to message her too! So she's also a valid option.

Geto has read alot, but nothing could prepare him for the real thing! Mimiko and Nanako are around, probably not in the room with him- since he doesn't want to scar them for life xD

Wakase is kinda useful? At first, anyways. With Tatsu Waka wasn't very prepared. Geto was more prepared than him, and he's the one giving birth!

It didn't go as smooth as either would have hoped, they had to clean up *alot* of blood and birth fluid after. Well, Waka was the only one, since Geto literally just gave birth to his son, so it's the least he could do.

Following the birth of their other children, it goes alot smoother! And faster. Since Geto's hips have become wider with each birth, it's much easier to push out a kid.

But, I have a certain AU where Wakase is much more curse like, so he has ears, horns, claws, paws, and a nice long tail! I haven't sat down to write anything yet, but, yes sir.. This would be the egg au!

In actuality, I haven't written anything! But.. Egg preg Geto is really fucking cute. He'd be just as round as he would normally be, but there is a lack of movement which concerned him until Waka tells him he harbors an egg! (Or more, maybe a whole clutch 👀)

It would start out like a normal pregnancy, maybe minus morning sickness! It wouldn't be as long, since it's not a normal pregnancy!

If Geto is pregnant with a clutch, there is the possibility that not all the eggs are fertile, so maybe Tatsu is the only egg that hatches after being laid.

Giving birth was easy for Geto, since it's eggs about the size of his hand, they are a beautiful metallic blue and super smooth. Cold to the touch too after having sat an hour outside of Geto's body.

Tatsu being the only baby that emerges out of his egg, Geto is absolutely distraught but knew this was a possible outcome since Wakase is such a specific kind of curse, there was the chance that none of the eggs would hatch. He's happy to at least have one, being Tatsu!

The only egg that actually grew, since the eggs didn't come out hardshell. All the other eggs remained soft while Tatsu's egg grew and expanded, hardening its shell after a week before he hatches out!

Tatsu comes out ADORABLE! He's got lil nub horns, cute lil pointy ears, smol claws and paws, and of course, a tail! Wakase is speechless looking at his son, meanwhile Geto is the one cleaning off the egg goopy and wrapping Tatsu in a warm towel before holding him and crying- he's very emotional!

For the rest of the soft shelled clutch, Waka and Geto construct a glass box with a velvet blanket that sits on a shrine in a room Geto has dedicated to his children. Tatsu is allowed back there of course! He did come from the clutch.

The next clutch has a higher hatching rate! Probably the whole clutch of 6! So Tatsu gets his siblings anyway 💙✨

Reguardless of AU, Waka and Geto get to have at least Tatsuya and Emiko. The other 5 children do not exist in canon, because the event's that take place do not allow that.

*cough* When Tatsu is 1, is when Geto ends up pregnant with Emiko, but he's only a month along and might not know he's pregnant. And this is around the time that he conducts the Parade of A Thousand Demons on Christmas Eve..

Everything progresses as should, Geto dies and gets taken over by Kenjaku, who finds out his host is pregnant! Waka is far from happy.. As he's alone with a one year old on Christmas. When Waka finds Kenjaku holding Tatsu, he is very displeased.. Since he knows immidietly that, this isn't Geto.

For the remainder of Kenjaku's pregnancy, he stays with Waka while planning his Culling Games, and collecting Sukuna's fingers.

After Kenjaku gives birth to Emiko, he bails. If he stayed, he would find out quickly that Emiko does NOT like him.. But he didn't! So Waka is left with a one year old Tatsu who's crying for mama, and a newborn.. Who cries alot.

Poor Wakase.. Died nine (to ten) years ago, only to be brought back as a curse, start a family with his highschool sweetheart, only have the children they had to be all that's left of Geto.

Tatsu grows up not knowing anything about Geto's disappearance, him and Emiko don't remember :(

But there is ANOTHER AU, where Geto has a whoopsie and goes through teen pregnancy because he and Waka are STUPID, and Waka dies before Geto can even tell him.. So Tatsu would be 10 when Waka comes back, and Waka doesn't even know that he has a son..

Emiko is conceived and born within the year Waka and Geto reunite, and they get to be a happy family! Emiko is a momma's girl, and is attached to him 24/7..

But the loss of Geto hits harder. Tatsu becomes super withdrawn, refuses to call Kenjaku 'mom' and doesnt even address him. Emiko, who is usually glued to Geto, refuses to be any where near Kenjaku. She would sooner run to Gojo than Ken!

It's easier for Kenjaku to bail on them, since he isn't stuck the whole 9 month's with Emiko, she hates him too! So no fuss no worries.. But that doesn't mean at night, when Waka, Tatsu, and Emiko are all cuddling.. That they all don't think about how much they miss Geto.

Another seperate AU has Kenjaku stuck with Waka and the kids, because OOPS! He winds up pregnant with Twins xD! So he stays and has to be mommy ✨

Another AU let's Geto and Kenjaku exist at the same time in seperate bodies! So Waka has TWO Geto's who are pregnant and needy and probably plotting against him, eachother, or both.. Either way! They get along decently (being stuck with eachother) and eventually neither of them minds.

If there is anything to gauge about this post.. Is PLEASE ASK ME ABOUT WAKASUGU!!! I'M SO HAPPY TO ANSWER THIS ASK MWAH MWAH ILY ANON PLEASE ASK MORE THINGS LIKE THIS!!

[weebnotheree]

Oneshot - ✭¤ ᴀʟᴀꜱᴛᴏʀ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ¤☆ Part 2

I didn't know where to put these one-shots, like if I should make a Hazbin Hotel Oneshot book but.. dude I literally have a lot of them already and I don't even finish, start or work on most of the ones I have rn so.. that's why I'm putting them here.  ART NOT MINE NOR REGULAR PICS OF ALASTOR!! THEY BELONG TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS!!!

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(JUST LICK THESE IMAGES UP!! only 10 images is the limit T^T)

PART 1

Smile Brother! You're never fully dressed without one!

~Brother~

You may read hazbin hotel stories where M/n is Alastor's brother and the brother is shy or sad, the opposite... But in this one-shot, he's quite the same as him. Sure he may get a little shy, sad, or annoyed, and likes to go on a killing spree..yep, he's Alastor's brother alright.

"Charlie..calm down. Everything will be fine. [sighs]Can't believe I'm gonna say this..but we have Alastor, he can help us before your dad gets here" Vaggs commented and tried to stop Charlie from pacing and freaking out. Charlie just grabbed her hand trying to stop her from pacing. "No, Vagg's it's not okay! My father, we'll be here in half an hour! The hotel isn't even halfway clean! If he comes here and sees that the hotel isn't what I said It looked like, he'll make me take this place down...I've worked so hard for this..I can't just..take it down. He doesn't like my idea or the place as it is..." she said calming down WITH her head down. Vaggie comforted her. 

Then scrunched up her face and looked at Alastor.  She threw up her hands and walked over to him. "Cant you do something?! Can't you just snap your fingers and poof everything will be like Charlie wants it to be?!" "Yes, but it's not that easy dear! Ah! I know just the person who can help us! There are many ways to contact him"

Charlie perked up. "Really, you do?! Who is he?! I call him right now!"

"No need!" Alastor said with his wide smile. A blue talisman appeared in his hand before it burned in blue flames. After it began reaching his fingers he tossed it and let it burn as it disintegrated. .. . . "Woah(x3), that's it?! Are you serious? You just made Charlie get her hopes up for nothing! I knew you couldn't help! Good for nothing piece of-" "Wait just a minute now" he said glancing at her before looking back at the spot the talisman burned at. "Just give him a second, he may be doing something," he told them.

Just then blue bits of fire in a circle started to light themselves. Then it went into huge flames. 

"[sighs frustradedly]Which one of you summoned me?"

(Fanart of 2P!Alastor: @Anic917_eng)

"I hate being woken from a good rest," he said annoyed. They immediately pointed over to Alastor sort of frightened of what he might do if he got mad. He looked over annoyed before his mood changed like Alastor. He threw his hand in the air holding onto his cane with a big smile. "Al, my brother! How have you been? It's been ages since I last saw you!" he said cheerfully and hugged him. Alastor hugged him back. "Hello dear brother! I've been alright! I almost thought you wouldn't make it!" Alastor said as they broke the hug. 

[All] "BROTHER?!" 

"That's your brother?! He looks exactly like you!" Vaggie exclaimed. "Heh, another pimp but it's a blueberry" Angel remarked. "Indeed. This is my twin, Alastair!" "You both basically have the same name!"Husk slightly yelled. "Since we're twins, mother decided our names be a little different to tell us apart(even though they were different colors)" Alastor explained. 

"Angel baby! Kitten! I haven't seen you two in a while!" he said as he hugged them. "Sup toots~" Husk pushed away, having booze in his hand as he pointed at Alastair. "Dont you Kitten me, you look-alike son of a bch! You up and left me at the bar in the middle of our conversation that, may I remind you, DIDNT get to finish!" "I missed you too!" Alastair exclaimed, swinging an arm around him making him facepalm angrily. "What do you want?" 

"My dear brother Alastor took it upon himself to summon me for help, and I was wondering if-" "if I could volunteer to help, no thank" "...Well that's a shame. I guess all of this precious booze will go to waste then" Alastair said sadly as he walked away and all of a sudden as he walked past about 10-15 bottles of booze appeared. Husk looked over and choked on the booze he was drinking. 

Husker swooped in front of Alastair saying "What? You think you can buy me with the sad act and a bunch of bottles of cheap booze?! [grabs the booze and looks at it] ...Well, you can!" he remarked before walking away back to the front desk. That made Alastair grin. 

"So, whaddaya think?" Alastor asked. "I think we did a good job so far. I can see you did your own little touches before I came. That must only be one thing" and after saying that, it's almost coincidently..Nifty came swooping in cleaning, chattering to herself. "Oh, hey Alastair! Bye Alastair! Can't talk now, gotta clean! This place is filthy!" she said zooming off again making him chuckle. "Same old Nifty" "It's wonderful but..We have to hurry a bit faster!" "Oh, yes! I know just the thing" he said walking up to the fireplace.

"iiis he gonna-" Charlie got cut off by him snapping his fingers and the fireplace lit in blue flame. A figure was covered in soot. Alastair picked it up like a chibi. An eyeball opened and looked at the three in front of it. Alastair tilted his head slightly before she poofed the soot off her body. "This little joy is Giffty!"  ironic bc he rarely smiles (both of them rarely do)

He let her on the floor "Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends! Why're you all women? [lifts Vaggie] Are there any men here?! [puts her down] I'm sorry, that's rude. [looks around] Oooh man, this place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! [grabs a spider and crushes it] Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense.[sees cob webs] Oh my gosh, this is awful! [she speed cleans throughout the hotel] Nope! Nope! Nope! [giggles]Nope! [sees & stabs a cockroach with a pin] Nope!"

"Soo do you..maybe think it's possible..to rehabilitate a demon?" "Ha! No. [her face droops]Such nonsense! [laughs]Rehabilitation, oh now that's a good one! Right brother?" (1st one from Reddit, 2nd one from Twitter)

 "Indeed brother! The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this! [puts arms out, gesturing to all of Hell] There is no undoing what is done!" 

Well, ofc Alastor's brother was cut off by Vaggie putting her harpoon up to Alastair's neck. "Stop right there, cabrón hijo de perra (bestard son of a bch)! I know your game and your act and I'm not going to let you or your brother hurt anyone here, you imperious cheesy [Angel's head pops in] self-acting shtlord!" she said grinning her teeth. Something triggered in his brother's memory and Alastor knew it. He was behind his brother and Charlie was beside Vaggie. Alastor began chuckling and moved the harpoon away from his brother's neck. "Dear, if we wanted to hurt anyone here... [both turn into their demonic forms] we would've done so already..."

She backed away and Charlie did as well but stood slightly in front of Vaggie. "Well, if you dont believe in my cause either then why are you helping?"

"Well my dear, you did say you needed help right?" "Wellll yea-" "Besides. I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!" a pause bc Alastair was smirking darkly and Alastor started laughing. Ah, yes, he and his brother are alike. "Yeeeeaa," Charlie said feeling uneasy about her decision, taking a step away from him. 

"Yes, indeedy! [grabs her waist and drags her away]We see big things coming your way and who better to help you than us?-" he said as the two brothers began to chatter with her. 

"So uh.. even though I know blueberry, what's the deal with him?" Angel asked Vaggie. She looked at him like seriously. "Are you serious? You know him yet you dont know anything about him?!" she asked frustratedly. Angel just shrugged. "The Windigo Demon. One of the most powerful Overlord demons Hll has ever seen?" she quested him..he just shrugged again. "Not big on politics" 

"Well overnight, along with his brother. The duo began toppling Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been used by mortal souls before. Then, they broadcast their carnage all throughout Hell so that everyone could witness their ability"  (ARTWORK BY: unbecomingname on DeviantArt) 

Alastair helped his brother by shadow form when he was busy at one time. Think of it as..being in two places at once.

(ARTWORK BY: @01-reihanehdraw ON Tumblr)

"Demons and even Overlords throughout Hll started calling him "The Windigo Demon" (as lazy as that is). He took and slaughtered demons from left and right. Many dont know what enabled him or his brother to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils" 

(pic from aminoapps.com)

Dont mind what the words say (^c^;) lol

"But one thing's for sure: He's an unforeseeable source of danger, a dangerously evil spirit of mystery, and a threatening monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up being erased out of existence!" she explained.

"Ya done? [Laughs] Now we have two pimps strawberry and blueberry pimp" "Well, I don't trust him!"Vaggie said crossing her arms before going over to Charlie who was petting  Alastair.  Angel when she said she dont trust them -- "(-_-)"

Vaggie grabbed Charlie's shoulders and pulled her aside while both of the brothers looked at the family portrait. (Pics, edit, not mine!!!! Regular one by Viziepop)

"Charlie, listen to me. You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a sad face! They're both deal makers! Pure evil! they can't be redeemed! ...And they're most likely looking for a way to ruin everything we're trying to do!"

"I... [sighs] we don't know that! Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance! And besides, he's so cute when he's not acting like his brother" "Charlie, whatever you do, do not make a deal with him either" she warned. 

"Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad! [imitates dad] 'You don't take sht from other demons!'" she said walking over to where Alastor and his brother were. 

"I dont think this is a good idea anymore.. it's beginning to be not fun" Alastair said frowning. 

"Come on brother, smile! You know you're never fully dressed without one!" Alastor exclaimed.

"So Alastair...um..just like your brother Al..no..voodoo strings..attached" "So we have a deal?" Alastair said slightly bending down, a hand reaching toward her for a handshake, the other holding the cane behind his back, and red energy bursting throughout the hotel. She pushed his hand away "Nope! No shaking! No deals! I...yeah. You could also stay here if you want for however long you want. And I order you to also to participate in helping your brother and the rest of us with the hotel. Sound fair?"

"hmm...[makes cane disappear] ...Fair enough"

She sighed in relief with two thumbs up. "Cool beans"

PART 1 of this oneshot OVER. WOOOOOoo this took forever. Especially with me falling asleep and trying to stay awake the whole time. But I hope you enjoyed this oneshot! I'll try to work on The Bad Guys x GF! Reader bc WOW guys TYSM for the reads so far!!! BYE mini dumplings!!

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[this-is-an-on-fire-garbage-can]

bodies bodies bodies. also im older.

i’m a different person but also the same kind of person. i still read webtoons lol. anyway i wanted to write some things about bodies bodies bodies because it’s getting complicated but i dont want to be witnessed, but also do. you know. also yes i know this movie is a hundred years in the past i dont care im talking about it

i wish bodies x3 wasn’t poisoned by lena wilson’s review - i think it deserves to be criticized and stand on its own. i also don’t really like how she reviewed it - like, they weren’t really. wearing sexualizing clothes, so to speak? 95 minutes of advertisements for cleavage feels egregious for a movie that really only has like, 5 minutes total of a pool scene

that said: onto my criticism

i think bodies x3 either needed to lean into the black comedy/absurdity more or into the satire more. i honestly sincerely think that a slasher was a great idea for a movie genre that needed an update - the high strung energy of being in a - and i know i sound like an old man - “hyperwoke” environment is very interesting, combined with - as many people have said - the kind of constant surveillance state we exist in. and the way that pushes people who might otherwise be normal assholes be like, nuanced assholes.

so, in my opinion, either it needed to poke more fun at how much we’ve pathologized ourselves. but then there’s also serious stuff, like how sophie says her friends learned she got sober and then went on with popping champagne and snorting coke. like, she has a point! even if she is the one that decides to be around them, and has bad commitment issues, and is a deeply bad girlfriend, it’s absolutely wild that nobody stopped to be like, maybe this isn’t how we should be treating our newly rehab-ed friend. and we only kind of have that language because therapyspeak is so prevalent.

but then on the other hand, there’s david, who literally accidentally slits his own throat because he’s having a stupid one-sided pissing contest with greg. that’s like... comedic. it’s hilarious that because he just cannot get over his masculinity being threatened to the point he accidentally kills himself and kicks of this paranoia fuelled nightmare. but - and i truly cannot emphasize this enough - this is also in a movie where sophie, who is terminally incapable of sincerity, sincerely makes a point about being triggered by people she’s kind of codependently attached to.

i guess maybe i think bodies x3 doesn’t decide whether it wants to be sincere or satirical - which is fine, i’m not demanding that every single movie has an easily digestible or even clear throughline to still be entertaining or good. but because it never leans into one or the other, it’s just vaguely confusing. i don’t want bodies x3 to reinvent the wheel or anything, but i also don’t want tradition.

i still really like it - in part because there’s a lot of new talent that i think would be a shame to put it down. i just think that - like do revenge - it’s very confused on how updating the movie would really change its dynamics. and, to be quite mean, i think it’s the boomerification of millenials. i think they haven’t quite figured out what gen z is about, and as a terminally online gen z, that’s a real shame.

p.s. i dont care if greg was innocent the way people keep slobbering over his existence is weird. he’s like double their age. he should’ve said no to alice lmfao the fuck

[neutrallyobsessed]

:0000 it was you all along!! who wrote my fav clone high fic ever! (the columbus' day one x3) what a joy to now know that ive admired your work way before we connected here~~!

i'm still not fond of the self-loathing topher but young Christopher is everything right with the world, so loud and annoying and proud of things he never did, such argentinian behavoir right there lol <3, and then his comeuppances pile up year after year and ITS SO HEARTWRENCHING i teared up a lil honestly ToT very good very excellent, so now knowing what the furry episode is about and that it belongs to talented hands then i think i'll give it a read ;3

aaah i wish i could write bout Joan and Topher just hanging out but i desperately need Joan being/falling oh so hopelessly in love with Topher~~ (hopelessly cause she dont have hope with anyone else ) and seeing him the way i see him ahahahahaaaaaa

but i do have stuff so hell yeah 0w0

and that drafter idea sounds awesome honestly!! Frida most definitely needs more angst, specially related to her clonemother~

it's ok guys, like- that was season 2 actually, season 3 joanpher can still happen we can still winnnn

[the-knife-consumer]

Hhhmg Villainous hcs!!

starting with Demencia bc i love her smmmm 🦎

Super online all the time. Leet speak. Emoticons. Rawrs and X3 s.

Beats the hell out of Flug on Smash Bros. Or any other video game. She mains Greninja khchkkhh

Feels lonely and doesn't know where to direct it or how to ease it so she tries as hard as she fucking can to have a crush on Black Hat.

cupioromantic, ace :))

100% a scalie

She/it

Was busted for petty theft, graffiti, and nearly mauling people when she was 19. After escaping prison with the blood of several guards on her hands, knowing that she could never live peacefully again and would be hunted for the rest of her life, Black Hat approached her with a job offer.

Hair is naturally a dark green. She dyes it neon, and it grows incredibly fast (if it was cut down to a pixie cut, she'd have it back to full length in about a week)

Her hair, even though it has no nerve endings, still causes her pain if its crushed/chopped off (what with it functioning as an extra limb)

Buff but not from lifting weights. She'll pick up 5.0.5. And tote him around. Take bear to go get ice cream 🥺 breaking out of straight jackets probably added to it as well.

GOES BONKERS OVER JET SET RADIO

Giant gir plushie. Insert your text here. (A TON of gir merch. Shirts, keychains, pins, etc. She has never watched iz)

Peeling apart those sour belt candies and putting them in a bowl filled with monster

Do not do this.

YEEPERS NOT EVEN TWO CHARACTERS IN THIS IS LONG

The rest under cut :3

Flug ✈️

Has absolutely lost his shit at Bh for tormenting 505 before. Busts into the office and makes bh remember what it was like to be in hell.

Struggles with being in the air after crashing as a pilot for a high class airline (had a passion for science, but it was interrupted by piloting) He was the only one who survived. Approached by Black Hat with a job offer shortly after.

Because of this, flying to missions puts him on edge and he's quicker to lose his temper. 5.0.5. Is good at calming him down most of the time

Despite his past he loves building model planes and still studies aviation.

Would draw what i think he looks like w/o his bag but. Eghh i'll do it later

Had a parakeet named Cloudy. Demencia ate it.

He/him

Bi

He has extremely strong prescription lenses in his goggles. Mans blind.

Lets 505 doodle little flowers and hearts on his bag 😌

Yk how in the shorts,, the device that makes the most horrifying thing you can imagine,, and all he could manage was an oozing sandwich. And how the device that makes the most important to them thing was bh?? Yeah he's not really afraid of him anymore outside of having his bones snapped. Completely desensitized to the paranormal bc of the chaos he's constantly exposed to.

Just chairs moving and knives flying out of the knife block and glasses shattering and he's just. "damn i guess the boss is angry again" one day brushing off everything is gonna get him killed ngxngx

Marie squid sisters his beloved

Black Hat 🎩

Incredibly weak by demon standards. Very weak

Smooth like smooth shark. If you see them have scales no they dont

Smells strongly of almonds (haha get it bc cyanide smell like almouhng)

Eye covered by monocle just doesn't work. Used to be helped by it, but over time they went completely blind in that one

Speaking of. HATES eye contact. Part of the reason they're constantly scaring the shit out of people is to make sure they won't stare at them.

Fucking refuses to be shorter than other people. Will wear heels if necessary. Will turn into giant horrifying mass if necessary. Just hates being short (even though they are reasonably tall) , especially compared to lowly clients.

Commonly refers to themself as 'we'

Exiled from hell for fucking too hard (KHXGKCHKC but no, they were exiled because they were considered a disgrace)

They/he/she

Was mean to 505 a few times. Flug's wrath shocked them so much that they never got they courage to do so again.

Honestly enjoys being out of hell (aside from dealing with idiots). Scamming people is fun

Girl help i cant fucking swim

Wears hats to cover up the fact that their horns are just. Nubs. Not even slightly intimidating

Has paw pads but not exactly??? They aren't soft they're more like sandpaper. Designed for climbing/tearing up stuff

Gets up later than everyone else because they're cold blooded. They need to be near a heater or in the sun for a bit before they can actually start their day.

Can barely change color. Stays in the range of deep grey/purple though

Weehee this is what happens when im bored

Hope u enjoyed my babbling session ❤️

[historincantation]

Interview with the muse !!

Repost dont Reblog

WHAT    IS    YOUR    NAME?

"Yelena Maria Orlovsky"

WHAT    IS    YOUR    REAL    NAME?

”As I already said, my name is Yelena Maria Orlovsky.”

DO    YOU    KNOW    WHY    YOU    WERE    CALLED    THAT?

“It was my father's wish because my Babushka was called the same, I never met her."

ARE YOU SINGLE OR    TAKEN?

The redhead smiles " I am married.”

HAVE    ANY    ABILITIES    OR    POWERS?:

“I am Half-Veela and a witch so I can use magic.”

WHAT’S    YOUR    EYE    COLOR?

“As far as I know I have green eyes with ice blue dots in it. It's the Veela side in me."

HOW    ABOUT    YOUR    HAIR    COLOR?“Redheaded with white blonde streaks. I am NOT greying.”

HAVE    YOU    ANY    FAMILY    MEMBERS?

”Yes. I have my parents and my siblings. We moved from Russia to England when I was 16. There is still family that lives in Russia..”

THAT’S    COOL    I    GUESS,    NOW    TELL    ME    SOMETHING    THAT    YOU'RE    BAD    AT.

“I am not bad at anything.” She smiles sweetly. "Next question."

DO    YOU    HAVE    ANY    HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES    YOU    LIKE    DOING?

“ I like to read and I create my own creams. I also like to just spend with my husband, preferably with a book and a tea ”

EVER    HURT    ANYONE    BEFORE?

“Emotionally? Probably. I can be very eeh...harsh, you can say. Physically? Yes. I defend who I care about. No matter the means.”

EVER….KILLED    ANYONE    BEFORE?

"What would you do if I did? Send me to Azkaban? Next question."

NAME    YOUR    WORST    HABITS

" I am always cold. The house is full of blankets.”

DO    YOU    LOOK    UP    TO    ANYONE    AT    ALL?

“My father. He has helped me a lot through life. ”

WHAT    ARE    YOU    MOST    AFRAID    OF?

“What kind of question is this? Death.” My own true nature

DO    YOU    LOVE    SOMEONE?

“Yes. My Husband."

HOW    MANY    FRIENDS    DO    YOU    HAVE?

“I can count them on one hand, it is on purpose. I am very happy with the few close friends I have.”

WHAT    ARE    YOUR    THOUGHTS    ON    PIE?:

“Very delicious and goes with everything."

FAVORITE    DRINK?

”Vodka. And if it's not Vodka then it is Earl Grey Tea with a bit of milk and half a tea spoon of sugar."

WHAT’S    YOUR    FAVORITE    PLACE?

“My home.”

ARE    YOU    INTERESTED    IN    SOMEONE?

she frowns "I would not be married if I wasn't."

WOULD    YOU    RATHER    SWIM    IN    THE    LAKE    OR    THE    OCEAN?

"Lake. Although I do not like swimming in general. My hair is sensitive."

Camping    or    Indoors?:

"Indoors. I went camping once in Russia. It was the worst trip in my life."

TAGGED BY:    no one. I stole it. 👀

TAGGING:    anyone who wants to do it !! x3

[theyanderespecialist]

First Times 1 (One Shot) Alastor X Michelle OC (Teasing With Cajun) (Hazbin Hotel) (Yandere)

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Hello My Sexy Readers this was an idea from my co author and man I came so much XD like legit Alastor and that fucking accent XD If they ever do a episode with him with that accent I die XD Legit XD anyways hope you enjoy this chapter!]

(Alastor's pov)

I sat there nervous as I was uncomfortable with being touched as I gripped the chair. "Oh come on Alastor, I'm even wearing gloves."

"Doesn't make it any easier!"

"Well you said I could brush your hair." Michelle said as she hit my ear.

"Oops." She used her hand as a way to create a barrier as I tense.

"Hey it's okay." She said as she rubbed my ear suddenly as I tense before I relaxed as she continued as I started to close my eyes before I felt more pressure being placed on them as my eyes snapped open as I tensed, shaking as I feel her grab both ears as I shake more, gripping the chair arms as I see the gloves on the table.

She was touching me with her hands stroking my ears and I shudder I never felt something so wonderful.

(he's more ocd than me And sensory is competing with mine)

I could feel her leaning on me as she smirked. "Is this why you want me to wear gloves~?" I hear her tease as I shudder, my whole body feeling warm.

(XD That is true vivive says he even break his own neck to avoid being touch XD like someone leans to kiss him just snap his neck and let it dangle until the person leaves XD)

"No...~" I say but moan at the end of it. What was this feeling. Yes I knew I had feelings for her. But here I am loosing to myself to something I have never felt before

(except they have a kink for broken necks xD)

(XD)

"oh it's okay, it's a natural reaction." She said leaning over, her one hand still petting me while the other goes to touch me as I pull back. This was already out if my comfort zone for touching as she stopped and put on the glove as she held my face stroking it before trailing it down.

"And it's only natural to act on these feelings..but you haven't have you.?"

"I-I never--" I hear her give a small laugh.

"No no not laughing at you I just, well j should have expected that response. Here why don't I show you... how to deal with these feelings?" She asked as she reached over, her hand on my stomach

"Even if your Asexual, Alastor this is a nature function of your body no shame in it." She says and unbuckles my my belt slowly. "Let me take care I have plenty of experience and help guide many people."

I growled and gripped the chair nails digging in the chair tearing it. I did not like the idea of her with anyone else. I do not know why but it made me so angry.

"oh Al don't worry that was before I died." She said rubbing my head once more as she pulled down my pants as she kissed her hand before placing it on my forehead.

(Aw that's kinda cute to not push him with too many new experiences)

I felt my face burn at that as my smiled widened, I knew I probably looked like one of those men who was dizzy with a dame.. because I was.

"Now if it becomes to much you tell me. I do not want to force you into something your not read for my dear." She says and smiles with love.

Nodded before jumped when she wrapped her hand around me as I kicked my leg out. "Woah Woah Woah there it's all good calm down. Save down of that energy." She teased as she started to move her hand as I clench the chair arms. "That's it.."

"I've never felt this.. it's odd.."

"but good?" She asked as I could only nod

"If your not used to it it will feel strange. When I sometimes sit down and my clit rubs against the chair i jolt because it feels so strange. Then again I have not done anything sexual since I been in hell. Your the first person I done this with in hell. So in a way your my first to~" she purrs continuing to stroke my cock

I could only let out pants with little moans as her other hand was still rubbing my ear with no barrier between the two. I wanted to be her first. I wanted to be her only one she kept going before smirking as she slowed a little.

"Wh--" I see her just smirking. She was playing with me. Two could play at that.

"Aw Cher come awn now. Ya don't do dat ta someone."

Her face went from dusty pink of her demon skin to bright red. "Don-Dont talk like that~" She moans shuddering.

(XD He going make me fluster XD He better not say Oh Michelle I am legit blushing XD)

"oh maw darling Michelle, ya seem ta like ta tease, only fair ya know what it feels like, now keep going cher~"

"I-I" She says so fluster but nodded. "Okay."

She continue to stroke my ear and cock and I thrust up in her hand. I loved this side of her from so confident to fluster embarrassed. I just got her to feel like that just from my human accent~

Course she also got like that with my normal voice but my accent, well that was a sure fire way. I grip the chair. "T-Take da glove off cher." I said. "I need ta feel ya hand on me mawn Ange"

She shudder and nodded making embarrassed and fluster noises. I like her like this fluster and embarrassed because of me. It felt good getting such a reaction out of her~ She took the glove off both hands and then stroke my cock and ear and I moan her skin was so soft~

(i already came like xDtwice Ahh that accent)

((XD Same XD and when it is directed at me XD Oh my little heart cant take it~~~ X3)

"oh dats it cher~ yes oh god!" I felt this odd sensation as I looked at her before grabbing her head and pulling her into a kiss as I felt myself cum as I held her until I stopped as she pants, her lipstick a little smeared.

"w-Wow.. I-I.. think I need a cold shower. ." she muttered as I grabbed her.

"Now ya'll ain't going no where cher~"

(welp these panties and pants are done for~ XD Cum everywhere)

[XD Yep this panties and pants are beyond saving XD Just let them go and strip I hope you all enjoyed and stay sexy my friends!]

[scummy-writes]

Ah. Ive lied. I'm back for a bit.

[Discussions of chap 6-8, but CHAPTER 9]

I'm taking a nap when lucky time ends, im so exhausted. Sick + period isnt a great combo.

I stopped taking hand notes so I can just read, but its so itchy not writing as I read. I might come back to how I was takkng notes after x3 and after a nap.

-> teacher gil continues. I still love this a lot. I understand its because of what I discussed previously- she doesnt understand this environment as well as she thinks. Gets reiterated in chap 9. I think Gilbert has issues with chev becoming just another bloody king in the history books.

Does clacis dig holes shirtless? How do you see this between his 3 layers, mc

-> because he'a growing into the type of man gilvert hates. Granted chev is nowhere near as bad as the men Gilbert kills, its just a different Flavor. Chev represents a lot of things wrong with a king, while being a necessary thing for the kingdom. You cannot hold hands with everyone and get along, but chev goes a lil too bloody with it all at times, even if understandable. Maybe it could be argued that Gilbert is giving chev a taste of the same medicine? Knowing that Chev will continue to sacrifice innocent people for 'the kingdom', if you kill a king ready to sacrifice innocents rather than the corruption, will it yeild more safety towards the innocents in the long run?

-> i thought this was cute

-> Its not healthy, but I enjoy gilbert being legitimately fucking pissed she was so reckless.

If she ends this chap going "but gilbert hates me" im going to curse cybird writers for making her so fucking clueless that its not 100% hatred.

-> losing battle of him trying to put on that disguise vs his emotions getting the best of him. I feel like this is a case of him not used to things provoking these emotions. I feel like he is not used to having to worry about the tone of his voice, his face giving things away, etc etc. So many people wont look him in the eye, so many people mean so little to him. But here is the object of his desires, so ocerwhelmingly in front of him, with her purity and fierceness of still trying to dig the humanity he cast aside so long ago out of him. Hes locked so many emptions away and kept her quietly in his head for a while.

And then him, a monster who has killed so many, who is hated by everyone, has an attempt from protection from her. Where she very nearly got herself killed trying to make sure he lived. And the emptions boil over. They come out in ways he cannot handle. Its why he goes to the church as well, he doesnt want her to see the lapse of control because the object of his love nearly died and brought back so much trauma in one movement.

-> hands too bloodstained, witnessed too many horrors, knows that by simply existing with him her heart will become tainted as its revealed more and more to her the unjustices of the world. It'd crush her, thats what he's concerned about. He couldnt give her the live he possibly wishes, where they were free from this kind of corruption, where his hands didnt have to have blood on them.

-> i understand she cant trust him, i would be no different or worse in the same position, but shes turning everything into 'what is a trick' and i keep thinking if that makes Gilbert put more of a wall between them at times.

-> the confliction of getting so close to the object of your desire, to getting to close and tainting the envisioning in your head, making you wonder if you should have resigned to only watching from afar and never getting involved. If i was gilbert, I would alao get too close if I thought the end was near.

-> when he talks of emperor, i cannot tell if he is showing disdain towards the mask he has to wear, or towards his father in general. I know the spoilers already, dont jump at me, I said what I said.

-> ive playwd this game with sound off for months, the music is really good for this route.

Im going to cry. He probably never thought she'd be willing to do this. Especially after he says the "ill always be a villain for you. ... unfortunately." Line. Im gonna die.

GILBERT ROUTE SPOILERS POST

When Gilbert's route drops, I'll be reblogging this post each chapter or so with thoughts and general screaming under a cut. I'll be having it in a format with the chapter numbered, and then a cut directly after where I'll be yelling.

I'll be using the tags 'Scum Simps' and 'scum plays gil route' for those of you who want to filter it out. Thank u!

[zuffer-weird-girl]

What if Kai meet his angel in school hitting one of the people who beat him up and then follows him home asking him questions and then saying by friend and months go by and they get closer and he ask pops about dating and they go on a cute date

Awwawaaww I absolutely LOVE writing for Kid Chisaki X3

Btw I'm sorry about the pops giving him advice on dating angel... maybe on a next scenario

The pain still remained on his cheek and he noticed the dirty eyes he was receiving, but he could care less. Those sick deserved all of the beating for speaking low about the yakusa.

"Yo, Kai." He heard Hari's voice from behind him and he merely grunted in response, still walking and reading his book "Is.. Is that (L/n)?" He followed Kurono's finger and saw the girl with a dark aura around her while walking.

To say he was a bit taken off from guard was a understatement. That one was know of being one of the most quiet and reserved persons on his class... but yet, she talked a bit with him, aand he could catch at least that she was pure, a quirkless little thing, and so gentle he was actually annoyed by how much she was nice even with people who didn't deserved it.

"Someone's angry apparently." Hari mumbled before Chisaki scoffed, returning his gaze to the book in his hands.

That was... until he heard screaming.

He shoted his head back up immediately and found that you had just punched one of the boys who spoked bad about the yakusa and fought with him.

"The hell is your problem weirdo?!" The boy shouted while covering his bloody nose.

"Next time-" you kicked him just in the stomach, making him fall flat with his back on the floor "Don't just say bad things about someone's family like that!"

Some other people went to hold you back while the boy got up and prepared to retreat back what he received.

"Useless bag of nothing!" He shouted with tears in his eyes but a angry look as well "You're going to pay for that!"

You cringed your teeth together before jumping and hitting both of your feet on him, struggling in the other's boys arms in a desperate way to get free.

You did not think this through...

One of them grabbed your hair harshly and made you look up at the bully, whose was glaring you down.

"Any meaning on why you hit me? If is about that yakusa thug then come on-" he rolled his eyes with a sigh "Just give me a break."

"You dont have any rights to speak about them so lowly like that Kei!" You almost cried at the way they put more pressure on your body on the ground as they lifted your head by the hair, but you still remained with the scowl "What? Sad about that your parents just divorced and went to speak shit about others?"

You got the opportunity at the shock of the people and got out of their grasp, getting up to leave another lunch as you twirled around in the air to hit a heavy kick on Kei's head with a shout.

"(L/N) (Y/n)! WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?!" A teacher yelled while passing abrupt through Chisaki and Kurono.

"That... was quite a show. Right Chisaki?" Kurono asked nonchantly, turning to his friend quickly at noticing he didn't responded "Chisaki?"

The book in his hands was totally forgotten as his amber eyes looked at you. Covered in dirt and with a frow and pout on your face as the kid yelled and scolded with you.

...why?

~

You sighed as you crossed your arms over your little chest as you swan your legs on the big chair.... waiting for the principal to finish his talking with your grandma.

Luckily your grandma knew why you had dine that... at least you weren't so screwed.

"Oi." A monotonous voice manifested as you looked up with a confused sound before looking at your left... seing that dark brow hair and golden eyes boy aproaching you slowly... stoic yet firm gaze as his hands were on his pockets while walking.

You tilted your head in confusion before he stopped right in front of you. Sighing, he took his hands out of his pockets to cross them over his chest as he arched one yebrow and glared dow at you.

"Spit it out. What do you want?"

"Eh?"

"Don't play dumb with me." He hissed angrily before his glare intensified "You beat that guy because of what he sayed about the yakusa, am I wrong?" You shooked head confusely before flinching at his intense gaze and how he threateningly got closer.

"Then you must want something to just had done that. Spill it out." He growled while you blinked your wide eyes, before doing something that angered yet confused Chisaki to no ends.

You laughed. First some supressed giggles but soon errupted on a slaughter that left his face and chest surrounded by a unknown heat.

"What the hell is so funny in the first place?" He hissed while you muffled your laughter with a hand in your mouth.

"G-Geez!" You breathed in "Why should I want something?"

"Is how it works stupid." He growled "Exchange of favors."

"... exchange of what?" You almost squealed while he deadpanned.

"You can't be that dumb."

"Am not! Just because I dont know the meaning of a word yet it doesn't mean I am dumb." You smiled with a eyebrow lifted up, not understanding why this boy's cheeks were so pink.

"Answer my damn question."

"But you didn't asked me any-"

"What the hell do you want?" He almost shouted this time in irritation "Nothing is for free in this world, so stop this already and tell already what you want for defending the yakusa."

You widen your eyes a bit in surprise before extending your arms in a uncaring shrug with a smile.

"Nothing. I want nothing from you, Chisaki-kun."

"What?" He asked in almost disbelief while you giggled and arched a bit your back to look up at him, still on his feet while you were in the chair.

"The yakusa is like a family to you right? You like them as one." You looked a bit down with s frow "Others shouldn't comment on other kids life only because they are from a mafia or different than the 'normal'".

You giggled a bit before looking up at him again.

"I just feel like it. Besides, the yakusa isn't that bad after all right? The owner does raise you and one more kid along after all."

He was... shocked, to say at least. You went there, got dirty and hurt while fighting someone who had no bussines with you, probably going to have some problems with the school and your own family from now on...

And yet... you defended him. And didn't want it.. nothing in return.

Your grandmother's voice broke you two conversations, right when she called you say it you were coming jumping out of your chair and quickly getting to her side.

But before that you turned a but to catch him still looking at you with dumbfounded golden orbs instead of stoic and cold ones.

"Besides!" You chirped with the most sweet and warm smile he swore he never saw on his whole life while you grabbed your granny hand "I like you Chisaki! A lot!" And with those left words you left...

"...huh?" He almost squeaked that out, heart racing in one mile away as his whole body turned into pure heat.

He didn't even complained less noticed Kurono's touch on his shoulder or even attempts to call him out of his frozen state.

The hell you had done with him?

Time skip!

"Let me at him Chisaki Kai. Let me fucking at him." You growled your words, already preparing to throw fists with Rappa without a single hesitation.

"Absolutely not." He growled back, grabbing on your shoulder and yanking you back to him. "Control youserlf idiot."

"Yeah, syas the man who overhauled so many people which I lost count only because they looked wrong or even insulted me for being quirkless." You pouted at him before yelping at receiving a flip on you forehead.

"Is different."

"No is not!" You protested while he only arched a eyebrow.

"Am I quirkless?" You went to answer but he interrupted you again "Do I act before thinking? Do I went to the principal when we were kids because-"

"Oh god okay I get it." You whined before crossing your arms.

He huffed before lowering his mask down a bit, revealing his devilish smirk before he tilted your head up to him with the hand he carried proudly the weeding ring on his finger.

"My fiance should be less careless you know?" He commented while you arched a eyebrow with a smirk.

"With my careless self that I made you fall for me devil. Sure you want to change that?"

"You? Making me fall? Don't make me laugh brat." He kissed your lips before trailing his lips to your earlobe and nibble on them a bit.

"I am the one making this angel fall. Each... night." He chuckled devilish at the shivering you presented and the furious blush that appeared in your face.

"Unfair attack Kai. Unfair."

"Since when the world is fair? I guess it was only..." he brought your hand and touched his lips slightly at the weeding ring in your hand, not even getting worried because after so many years you knew exactly how to clean something properly "When heavens sent me the purest and brightest angel from above."

[homestuckexamination]

The format of that description looks to 100% like the real thing :O Did you spend a lot of time making it look as similar as possible, or is it part of a fan adventure or something like that? (Because I would totally want to read it if it was real)

I kinda wrote it on the spot back when I made it! She’s actually repurposed from an older OC of mine that I’m using for other things, so I had a solid idea about how she was already, and simply adapted it to an Alternian setting.

I HAVE considered making a Fanadventure in the past, but noooo way, I don’t have a team of people and it’d be way too much work for a side project X3. I would love to get involved in something big and Homestuck-y, but as a hobby, running four different blogs and doing art keeps me busy enough as is. Most of my OCs are either for Fun, or for planned Fan-Session RPs I’ve had with my friends, so there’s nothing really public around!

Also, I found my documents, so I now remember their Classpects and have all of their descriptions here!

Rhoxym - Seer of Doom

Jamita - Thief of Rage

Your name is JAMITASELKEE.

You think everyoneshould TAKE A STEP BACK and CHILL THE FUCK DOWN. Born as one of the rare JADECASTE, you have no shame in admitting your status as a RUNAWAY, and in fact,REVEL IN IT. You hold a PROFOUND BELIEF that everyone was put on this world fora purpose, and you are OUT TO FIND YOURS. Everything in nature, everything inlife, has a CONNECTION, a MEANING, and the more time you spend searching forthe MISSING PIECES IN YOUR LIFE, the more you have come to notice how ABSURDYOUR ENTIRE SOCIETY IS.

Everything from theCASTE SYSTEM to your SOCIETAL CONVENTIONS make absolutely no sense to you,which is why you’re lucky to be part of the ONLY CASTE IN YOUR SPECIES able towithstand the SEARING HEAT OF THE DAY, allowing to wander when NO ONE IS OUT TOFIND YOU. Furthermore, ever since your awakening as a RAINBOWDRINKER, you havehad no problems scaring away PROSECUTORS and even occasionally IMPERIAL DRONESthat wandered too close. You like trying to make others SEE THE WAY YOU DO,preferring REASON over VIOLENCE. However your INTENSE, OCCASIONAL THIRST FORBLOOD makes it hard to keep encounters CIVIL all the time. But that’s okay,your LUSUS helps you trap unsuspecting Trolls and Lusii for you to FEED ON. HerQUICK SANDS were the first thing that taught you patience and calm in diresituations, and for that you are EXTREMELY GRATEFUL TO HER, allowing her todevour the CARCASSES OF THE DECEASED, DRAINED BODIES YOU LEAVE BEHIND. LususCarcasses. Not Troll Carcasses, God dammit, you TRY TO NOT DRAIN THOSE OF YOURSPECIES COMPLETELY.

You are as much of aROOKIE PHILOSOPHER as you are a CONNOSIER OF FINE BLOODS, and without manymaterial possessions, some of your favorite past times involve HEATEDPOLITICAL, RELIGIOUS AND PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATES. These are the only times youtend to get CARRIED AWAY with more long winded messages and stronger emotionalresponses. You believe any ARGUMENT or GRUDGE can be solved with aHEART-TO-HEART, and often AUSPISTICE BETWEEN YOUR FRIENDS, even when they don’task for your help. SPECIALLY when they don’t ask for your help. You tend toKNOW BETTER than they do after all.

Your search for newENLIGHTENED HEIGHTS and your PURPOSE IN LIFE has led you to the occasionalconsumption of PSYCHOSOMATIC STIMULANTS, but with your lifestyle, it has becomeincreasingly difficult to find any of the GOOD STUFF around. You’re so closethough. You have been tracking your BLOODLINE for SWEEPS, and have spent DAYSIN DEEP MEDITATION over the plan PARADOX SPACE has for you, and you just FEELlike something is just about to UNLOCK YOUR CHAKRAS AT ANY MOMENT. But untilthen, you will just KICK BACK, RELAX and LET THE ECHOES OF NATURE FLOW THROUGHYOU.

Your username is transcendentMediator,and you kind of. don’t care about small talk. until you find something you careabout™.

Shikra - Bard of Doom

Your name is SHIKRAOMYINE and you have been VERY, VERY BAD.

Those of your blood,at the bottom of the HEMOSPECTRUM, are often treated with disrespect, and madeto face all sorts of ABUSE AND HUMILIATIONS, but out of all rustbloods you’repossibly the one with the MOST ROTTEN LUCK out there. You must have really donesomething extremely wrong in a past life, because KARMA is always a BITCH whenit comes to you.

As such, you’ve oftentried to SEEK REPENTANCE in order to sate the FORCES OF FATE ATTEMPTING TO DICKWITH YOU. And somehow, every single time, it BACKFIRES TREMENDOUSLY. But it’sokay. You’ve gotten USED TO IT with time. You have learned well that fate issomething you can’t stop. That NO ONE CAN STOP. Karmic destinies,predestination, they’re shackles tying civilization down, leading it down thepath of inevitability, and you’re pretty much just ALONG FOR THE RIDE ASEVERYTHING BURNS AROUND YOU.

You have NOCONVICTION when it comes to fighting fate, but if you believe it to be yourdestiny to do something, or see someone resisting their own fate, you will GOFUCKING NUTS and PUSH THEM THE WAY THEY ARE MEANT TO GO, no matter what thatfate of theirs may be.

Your room is aCOMPLETE AND UTTER MESS, you don’t remember the LAST TIME YOU CLEANED IT UP,but then again you also barely remember the LAST TIME YOU TOOK A SHOWER. Whybother after all? Everything is going to end up the same way in the end.

While some may callyour outlook on life FATALISTIC and OUTRIGHT WRONG, you have been using thisdemeanor of yours to HELP OTHER LOWBLOODS, specially other rusties, to ACCEPTTHEIR ULTIMATE FATE. You have held several congregations in your hive for thosewho have given up, and HELPED SPEED UP THEIR DEMISE. It feels good relievingsomeone of their SUFFERING.

…

Yeah.

You may be a bit of aFUCKING PSYCHOPATH.

Your username isominousEntropy, and you come across… as somewhat manipulative at times… haha…?;)

Tiamat - Page of Breath

Your name is TIAMAT SAAVAN, and you can’t remember the last time you TOOK AN ABLUTION. 

Not that there’s anyone around to MAKE YOU DO IT- And even if they were, what COULD they do about it? You’re probably one of the BIGGEST TROLLS YOUR AGE in just about every way, from the IMMENSE MANE that rivals that of HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION’S, to your POWERFUL LEGS, which you have cracked QUITE A FEW LUSUS SKULLS with. You like HUNTING PREY, but if there’s anything better than that, it has to be MESSING WITH IT FIRST. OTHER TROLLS make particularly fun targets, when they find a SEEMINGLY LOST GIRL, alone in the JUNGLE. You get FREEBIES by TAGGING ALONG with them, but occasionally, you have also DRAGGED THEM BACK TO YOUR HIVE or ATTACKED THEM depending on the circumstances.

The area you live in is YOUR TERRITORY, which you inherited from your CHOLERBEAR LUSUS when you BESTED HER IN WILD, FERAL COMBAT. She was an overbearing burden either way, but taking your ONLY PARENTAL FIGURE so early in life, and in such an isolated location, had… CONSEQUENCES. DRONES don’t patrol this far into the Jungle, which also means you’ve spent a good chunk of your life ISOLATED FROM CIVILIZATION. Your Hive isn’t even in Imperial Records, having been CARVED through the years from a FALLEN, ANCIENT TREE, first by your Lusus and then by you. You have NO EXPERIENCE with social interactions, and yet, ironically, because of this, you possess a MATERNAL, NURTURING INSTINCT practically UNSEEN in most of Trollkind.

It was only last sweep that you got your hands on a PALMHUSK from one of the Trolls wandering too far into the woods. TURNING A NEW PAGE in your life, realizing that there’s more to the world than you thought it was, you’ve been… Trying to make friends. But sometimes you just need to STEP BACK and CATCH YOUR BREATH before you burn yourself out. 

Your trolltag is untamedPersuasion, and you. not really good. with big words yet. :( but you. try. :3

Lilith - Lord of Void

Your name is. 

Your name- 

… 

You have some PROBLEMS. 

Your name is LILITH MIRREA and you’re a completely AVERAGE TEALBLOOD.

You cannot exactly RECALL how most of your LAST WEEK has gone, or your ENTIRE LIFE for that matter. Everything BLURS together when you spend most of your waking hours in AUTOPILOT.

Your peers know you as an EXEMPLARY LEGISLACERATOR IN TRAINING. You have been STUDYING ALTERNIAN LAW from a young age, got yourself a NICE HIVE for you and your BLIND ANACONDA MOM, and proceeded to… Wait.

And wait.

And wait.

Night after night, you READ ALTERNIAN LAW. You TALK TO YOUR PEERS. You present yourself as the PERFECT ALTERNIAN CITIZEN, PERFECTLY RUTHLESS when needed, PERFECTLY COMPLIANT when required, PERFECTLY AVERAGE, PERFECTLY FINE. 

PERFECTLY DEAD INSIDE. 

You swear hardly a SINGLE ACTION you’ve done in your life has been your own. You STRUGGLE ENORMOUSLY with concepts regarding IDENTIY and WORTH, in a world that has proven to encourage keeping this SOUL-CRUSHING DAY-TO-DAY of yours. You have NOTHING you care about. You have NO ONE you trust enough to TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS, and you lack any semblance of WILL or DRIVE to accomplish anything in your life.

So you just keep going. The PERFECT ALTERNIAN ROLE MODEL. You KEEP WAITING. So that maybe something will eventually FILL THIS VOID inside of you. But… GOOD LORD.

You don’t know how long you can keep this up.

Your trolltag is listlessConduit, And you really talk in a sort of disinterested manner because like I dont know I guess some conversations are okay from time to time maybe

[grotesquegabby]

Mmm, what might Ama's kiddos(or at least the little girl) think of the other kids of their age? Basically like Cordie's and Ula's kids

the Daughter:

Basil: Would really like Basil actually. Shes a bit younger than him but she would have been inspired to learn sign language cause she saw him doing it. So its really helped her out uwu plus hes so cool! and he builds saw like traps. Dont tell Amaranthus but shes snuck the movies when no one was awake or around. She found them quite fascinating at least the traps and such x3 , the little inventor. Plus Basil is fun and chill uwu

Rowan: Fun, energetic and knows a lot of good snacks. Plus similar to her brother feels and with Basil shed feel more like she can communicate compared to others. Plus she might even speak around him and Basil as well. Not too many words but more so then with others.

Frankie: a sweet boy who shed enjoy being around. I imagine shed really love to spend time with him as they can do whatever each other enjoys or do activitires they both like. Yes even the mafia stuff. uwu shed love to learn more about it

Flora: Would look up to her. Plus she just seems so nice and approachable. She hopes they can be good friends. Flora likes sports and shed be definitely up for supporting her in her ventures there. Shes not a very sporty girl herself, not so good with the running. Gets tired easily. But they can spend lots of time together doing all sorts of things I imagine uwu

Willow: Very sweet, I know for a fact shed love spending time with her as well. Maybe they could go on mini adventures at the park, beach, or in the woods together.

Dahlia: For Dahlia hmm im not 100% sure I want to say shed enjoy the mischief she does. Its entertaining for sure. Shed want to befriend her

Margaux: Very sweet and quiet as well, the two get along swimmingly. I imagine they tend to spend days doing arts and crafts together or chilling on the couch with some snacks and a movie marathon. They read in each others company quietly together with tea or hot cocoa uwu

Felix: Hes very interested in what shes doing, cause when they visit sometimes he likes to talk to her. She doesnt mind the company sometimes but he sure can talk. Sometimes he asks what shes doing and all she does is point cause shes not really comfortable explaining in words. Its a lot to take in. But they seem to have a sort of understanding and friendship going.

Damian: Very serious and clearly having a hard time. Shes understanding of it but isn’t the most confident when approaching such subjects especially because hes older than her. But shed try...shes a good listener. I think they would have a lot of quiet moments together and shed grab onto his hand if he let her. in a comforting way.

The Son:

Basil: quiet calm cool and collected. Someone he would consider having around in dire situations. Basil makes a good friend and its clear his sister looks up to Basil and enjoys spending time with him. So he would do the same.

Rowan: very energetic and much different energy from his own, but as they say opposites attract. And he cant help but feel more at ease with Rowan around. And more like he can let loose and have fun.

Frankie: Hed definitely know of Frankies mafia side, who knows he may get involved with it as well x3 but join in with Frankie. He lives for the dramatics and all that~. I imagine hed gift Frankie many rings. (many candy or halloween rings...maybe even a legit one he foun somewhere uwu) so he can mix it up if he wishes. He might offer to make things for Frankie to help in his mafia endeavors x3 just request what youd like and hes on it Frankie

Flora: He knows shes more than meets the eye but he likes that.

Willow: Would think her very sweet and would most likely be very good friends with Willow. They can spend time with one another chatting, reading, and whatever else catches their fancy uwu But I definitely see these two being close.

Dahlia: trouble~ I dont know why but I imagine these two getting into little arguments but not like bad like maybe he likes to tease her and get a rise out of her.

Margaux: sweet girl reminds him a little bit of his sister. I imagine they would have quiet moments together

Felix: another fun loving and very curious person. I think hed be a little annoyed with Felix at first but would begin to get used to him and enjoy his company. Felix asks a lot of questions but he does enjoy attention so~. But Felix will grow on him and they will be friends.

Damian: Finds it funny how angsty he is and would approve of Basils scare tactics with the guy. But after learning more hed understand why the guy is so gloomy hed be gloomy too. So some quiet understanding on his part.

Alrighty I think I got everyone sorry this took so long. uvu I hope this is good

[nevermindthewind]

the beach house on crack: a love island au

alright lads so basically i’ve been binge watching love island and got to thinking about how jake and amy would be if they were in the villa bc you know it’d be spicy af so naturally i called up my resident brit @fourdrinkamy​ and the two of us wrote up some (4k words of) headcanons!!! If you dont watch love island then 1) culture yourself 2) it’s a british reality tv show that’s like a better version of the bachelor

“The premise of Love Island is simple. A group of attractive 20-somethings are made to couple up and share a bed—regardless of whether they have a romantic connection—in a villa on the Spanish island of Majorca. New cast members and challenges are introduced to make things difficult and they are made to recouple.” - time.com (oh + the winning couple gets £50k)

keep reading below the cut for some reality tv/brooklyn nine nine madness!!!

· so jake and amy are part of the original ten in the villa, obvs, along with charles, terry, gina, sharon and rosa and a few other randos who we don’t care about

· when jake comes in amy thinks he’s cute in a goofy sort of way but she doesn’t step forward (therefore admitting she would want to couple up with him) bc she wants to keep her options open and what not but jake thinks shes a BABE so he decides to couple with her anyway

She’s not mad about it though, he seems like a good time

charles choses rosa and she is Not Pleased bc he seems like a goober (he is)

Terry picks sharon and they become like the jack and dani of the season (kinda)

· Charles and jake instantly bond and have one of the best bromances in love island history

· Gina is the biggest pot stirrer the island’s ever seen and is constantly trying to get terry away from sharon but he doesn’t ever budge

· within the first few days its clear to amy they’re just gonna be buddies but that’s fine bc while he likes orange soda in his cereal and is possibly the messiest man she’s ever met he’s really funny and they’re really good at all the different competitions and she’s got the perfect wingman for when mr. right does come around!

· jake doesn’t mind either bc amy’s super chill and also wants to join the police academy so they can talk cop movies which is dope and also they smoke the competition when it comes to challenges

· Amy loves that they get given water bottles and forces Jake to drink it in its entirety x3 daily

· The first set of new guys/girls comes into the villa and while amy and jake both try neither of them feel anything so at the first recoupling Amy chooses to stay with jake so they both can stay and try to find someone

Rosa choses the new guy marcus much to charles’ disappointment

· jake gets everyone in the villa to start making title of your sex tape jokes and it becomes a running joke and the public gets it trending on twitter

· Over the course of the next week or so they have become each other’s best friend in the villa and often find themselves hanging out one on one even when they don’t have to, to the point where everyone else is questioning whether they actually like each other or not

· The islanders get a text from the producers (“I GOT A TEXT”) saying each couple has to pick two other couples they think are the least compatible and whoever has the most votes will get dumped from the villa, but even though jake and amy are in a friendship couple the rest of the couples think they have such good chemistry they don’t receive a single vote

· jake’s thinking the same thing and confides in charles after a few drinks and charles convinces him to say something to her

Charles is already a self-defined “melt” for jake & amy

THATS WHEN TEDDY COMES INTO THE ISLAND dun dun dun

Amy’s instantly drawn to teddy and everyone is excited bc she finally found someone she’s interested in

“He’s 100% my type on paper”

jake is genuinely happy for her ( “how do i look? Is this lipstick too much?” “you look great, ames”) but at the same time is a sad lil puppy

That night they recouple and amy chooses teddy and the public are sad bc jake and amy belong together!!!!!

Gina recouples with jake to keep him around bc she’s his mate le duh

amy’s all excited that night because she finally has someone to cuddle with but teddy just??? rolls over and goes to bed??? uh okay…

Also he snores. Big time.

Charles brings his sleep apnea machine and between that and teddy’s snores no one can sleep

On the brightside no one can hear the couples who are ~doing bits~

(A/N to clarify: in the villa, everyone sleeps in the same room which has six double beds & you share a bed with whoever you happen to be ‘coupled up’ with at the time)

· The jimmy jabs is totes one of the competitions they do and jake lets amy (and therefore teddy) win bc he knows how bad she wants it……and because he still likes her

· The heist, on the other hand, is something jake comes up with on his own and eventually everyone in the villa starts swiping things from each other

· Eventually this super hot girl sophia enters the villa and jake is SMITTEN

Jake in the interview room: “Looks like the gods have finally answered my prayers…”

iain the narrator: “Yes, the gods. Or, our producers wanted a bit of action so they asked our intern to find out your type.”

· Pimento enters the villa the same time as sophia and he and rosa are instantly drawn to each other and poor marcus doesnt stand a chance

They become co-presidents of the do bits society within like a day, even doing it in the middle of the day

Jake walks in on them doing it TWICE in one day and just silently backs out of the room, it’s not like he needed sun cream anyway

· sophia gets to pick two guys to take on a date and one of them is jake and amy is v jealous bc teddy is a dud (not that she’s going to admit that to anyone apart from in the talking head…just yet)

“I just don’t get what he sees in her honestly? Oh god…am i jealous of sophia?! Noooooo…”

Iain the narrator: “Yessssssss…”

· Amy’s been trying to get to know teddy, but it turns out the guy is a total snoozefest, which she tells gina and rosa one day while they’re getting ready

“All he ever talks about is pilsners. I dont even like pilsners!!!”

“Also, I dunno if you guys noticed this but the guy wears mesh underwear. Like why? Is it medical? How do you even ask that?!”

· Jake and sophia immediately hit it off and in the same episode it becomes v clear amy is over teddy and his lack of a personality

Theres a recoupling where boys pick and jake picks sophia and teddy picks amy but amy is Not Pleased

· A group of the islanders (led by Jake) creates a game where they take a shot every time Teddy chooses a pilsner to drink

charles is pissed by like six pm

· UH OH THERES A KISSING CHALLENGE

The islanders play snog marry pie, so basically the boys line up in a line and the girls pick a boy to make out with and one they’d want to marry (and one they want to throw a literal pie in their face)

Sophia snogs jake ofc and then says she’d marry some rando (again who we don’t care about)

Amy, however, chooses to marry teddy - “i’m marrying you because i think we’d have cute babies who would go to code camp” - AND KISSES JAKE. jake is surprised but also not upset?? And when amy pulls away jake seems to lean in for more!!!

Cut to sophia in the talking head like “HANG ON. why did she kiss jake and why did he look like he was going in for more???”

Sophia gets pissed off at jake who’s genuinely confused

“It was just a game??  Like i’dve kissed anyone bc that’s literally the game”

“Yes jake but you clearly went for more. And you didn’t have to slip your tongue into her mouth.”

Jake tries to clear his name but sophia’s not having it

“If you liked amy you should’ve just told me, not made out with her in front of me and the whole damn country”

She storms off after that leaving jake alone on the swinging couch

Cut to jake smiling in the talking head: “amy kissed me…”

NEXT TIME ON LOVE ISLAND…

Just kidding i don’t have enough follow through to make two posts so we’re just gonna do it all now

· After all that ~drama~ sophia goes to sleep on the couch but jake, ever the gentleman, tells her he’ll take the couch and she can sleep in the bed

Teddy and amy still share a bed…i mean it’s not like they cuddled before anyway…

· Everyone in the villa gives jake crap for his bedhead and amy crap for her old lady glasses

Jake def makes the glasses/penis comment and iain makes some snarky narrator remark

· Jake and Amy kinda dance around each other most of the day and then they hear Gina announce “I GOT A TEEEEEXXXXXT”

“Islanders, tonight there will be a recoupling. The girls will choose their partner. The remaining boy with be dumped from the villa immediately. #choosewisely”

Everyone in the villa immediately turns to jake and amy

· After a proper gassing up from gina, rosa, and charles jake finally goes over to amy

“Hey ames, can we go for a chat?”

Amy tucks her hair behind her ears as she gets up heheheh

Gina, rosa and charles don’t even try to hide the fact that they’re watching the entire conversation unfold from their spot on the day bed

· They go to the hanging couch (the best spot in the villa in my humble opinion) and jake finally tells her how he feels!!!!

“Look, i dont wanna be a jerk…I know you’re coupled up with teddy and it’s going really well. It’s just…”

“What’s going on?”

“I don’t know what’s going to happen at this recoupling and I think I’d be pissed with myself if I didn’t say this. I kinda wish something could happen between us…romantic stylez. And i know it probably will never happen because you’re happy in your couple but…”

· Before either of them can say anything more they’re cut off by terry announcing he has a text!!!

“Islanders, it is now time for the recoupling. Whichever boy is not chosen to recouple will be dumped from the villa immediately.”

Jake and amy just kinda stare at each other for a few seconds before amy finally gets up wordlessly and walks to the bonfire

· In classic love island fashion, amy has to choose her boy last, so it’s down to just teddy and jake. Whoever she doesn’t pick has to leave the villa.

Everyone, e v e r y o n e is visibly stressed. Charles is full on crying, and rosa is clutching pimento’s hand so hard it may or may not break by the end of the night

Teddy, god bless him, looks completely at ease. Jake keeps scratching the back of his neck and wringing his hands

· Finally amy takes a deep breath.  

“I chose this boy because…he makes me laugh. He’s a good friend, and he knows me better than anyone in the villa. Also – he’s probably gonna make fun of me for saying this – but he’s, like, really fit. I don’t know, I just would be so, so sad if he left the villa. And I want to give us a chance to go beyond friends.”

At this point the camera flips to jake who is giving her the smallest, sweetest smile and then to teddy who’s finally catching on.

“The boy I choose is…”

*dramatic-ass pause*

“Jake.”

· THE MUSIC SWELLS. JAKE WALKS OVER TO HER AND GIVES HER THE SWEETEST KISS. EVERYONE CRIES, EVEN ROSA.

Amy smiles as they pull apart.

“So, a lot of change around here, huh?”

He kisses her again. :’)

· The first night they sleep together they don’t kiss but they do spoon

Jake is almost always the little spoon and at first he gets crap from the other boys when they see this but he doesn’t care because being the little spoon is the best!!!!! He gets to wake up in amys arms like hellooooo

· Amy and jake are surprisingly affectionate??? Not in a weird way like charles and genevieve but amy just always seems to have a hand on his knee or what have you

For the record, amy was NEVER like that with teddy.

· Amy has a STRICT no-sex rule in the bedroom bc hello they are on national television her abuela could be watching!!!! + it would be super weird to do bits in the same room as charles…of course jake completely and utterly respects this and doesn’t even question it. If he has to go 6 weeks without sex even though he’s sharing a bed every night with the hottest girl he’s ever seen then so be it

· UNTIL it’s announced via text that The Hideaway (a private area/bedroom in the villa away from everyone else but still not the cameras Obviously this is love island) is open and the islanders get to choose a couple to stay there for the night. Having had to put up with their blossoming love and flirting 24 fucking 7 everyone else unanimously screams “jake and amy!!!! It has to be Jake and amy!!!!” and they just grin at each other

· The bed is so big and covered in rose petals & there happens to be a very handy bowl of condoms on the bedside table…at first they just talk about how nice it is to get some alone time and just hang out….which of course turns to kissing and then making out and then………under the covers they go (for those who don’t actually watch the show it’s literally like seeing sims wahooing but irl) (maybe we see a cheeky black and white shot of amy moaning)

· The next morning amy wakes up with the BIGGEST grin on her face and her hair all mussed, and she kisses jake awake “morning, baby” and he immediately pulls her into him and kisses her back

Jake’s talking head: “Last night? Last night was….it was amazing. Stupid good. That’s all I’m going to say.” our boy!!! Cannot!!! Stop smiling!!!!

· When they get back to the main villa they naturally segregate into boys and girls and the guys immediately ask jake “how was your night? Did you get any??” “oh my god, did you FRENCH???” “charles, no nothing happened”

· (in true Jamie style) he goes over to the day beds with amy and lets her cuddle into his chest and asks if it’s okay if he tells people what happened in the hideaway - he’s a gentleman!!! And he’s always going to respect her boundaries!! Amy tells him of course that’s okay, people are going to find out anyway and that it’s really sweet of him to check with her…and she laughs to herself when jake goes back over to the boys and she hears charles scream “I KNEW YOU WERE GLOWING”

· Rosa and Gina casually-but-not-so-subtly ask amy “so did you shag? Tell us everything” and amy just smiles….rosa and gina look at each other like noice, they’re so proud of her!!

Rosa later confides in amy “the amy i knew two weeks ago would nEver have done that with Teddy…i’m happy for you, santiago”

· CASA AMOR. the boys have to sneak out of the villa (jake goes into full on spy mode rolling around on the carpet) and get shipped off to a separate one that has 6 new girls in it and then 6 new boys enter the old villa to shake things up (reality television at its absolute FINEST YALL)…the producers’ twist? Fucking Constantine Kane gets put in the girls’ villa - amy’s eyes widen out of their sockets when she sees her most random ex enter. He of course is still so in love with her, or so he claims, and tells her how excited he is to couple up with her and share a bed and win her over and get married and have babies with her. Amy naturally is like no way jose and spends the entire time trying to avoid him (with the help of rosa) hiding everywhere she can fit and sleeping on the sofa at night (and, also naturally, she worries that Sophia 2.0 is with jake right now and she realises it kind of makes her sick to her stomach thinking about jake kissing another girl….maybe she likes him even more than she thought she did?)

· Just to mess with him, jake gets a text that has a photo of constantine trying to kiss amy and poor bb gets beside himself with worry…

Jake’s talking head: “I mean Amy can do whatever she wants, I’m obviously not going to stop her from being with another person - we’ve only known each other for what a month…” [he looks away from the camera and rubs his face with his hand] “But I really like her…so it just kinda…sucks.”

· OBVIOUSLY he has nothing to worry about and his face!!!!!!!!! Just lights up in relief!!!!! When amy walks back into the og villa during the Most Dramatic recoupling without bringing back anyone from the new one!!! She rushes over to him and cups his face with her hands and kisses him hard in front of everyone

· “I missed you, you know” “I missed you too” “Hey I have to ask…that guy you were with-” “You saw that?” “I got sent a photo…nothing…nothing happened between you, right?” “Yes - I mean no. Things did happen. In the past, on the outside. But I was young and I regret it so much - i tried to avoid him the entire time in casa amor. Honestly all I could think about was how much i wanted to be hanging out with you” “really?”  she moves to sit on his lap, wraps her arms around his next and kisses his cheek.  “the only person i want to be in this villa with is you” “i could say the same thing about you, ames” and then they get straight back to kissing :’)))

Iain: “nope, that’s definitely not a tear in my eye”

· One morning the islanders wake up to the delightful sound of babies screaming bc you guessed it!! baby challenge!!! (i.e. towards the end of the summer, the couples are given plastic babies and have to look after them for a day)

Amy is SO excited and throws the covers off running towards the cribs (after Charles and Genevieve) screaming - “We made a baby! Oh my god I have a baby!” leaving a half-awake dazed and confused jake still in bed

Jake & Rosa eventually bother getting out of their respective beds, definitely not as excited as the rest of the villa, but jake will admit his heart flutters a little seeing amy cradling a plastic baby to her chest so attentively

“Jake! Look we have a little girl!” “awww she looks just like you, Ames” “we have to name her” “Nakatomi” jake answers immediately, to which amy whines “jaaaake take it seriously! I’m not having a daughter called Nakatomi” “fine, i’ll compromise on Holly”

At first jake is a little apprehensive about having this new Responsibility (and he’s not about to blurt out all his dad issues on national television) and so he keeps his distance and mainly lets amy take care of their new offspring in the morning (“amessss why does it keep crying?” “i cannot Believe you would call our baby it, peralta!”) That is until the girls get sent off on a Mommy’s Lunch, turning the villa into daddy day care….

He knows how much Amy loves this little baby so he decides he is going to take this seriously and it doesn’t take long for him to realise that??? This is kinda fun??? He takes Holly on strolls in her buggy around the villa and plays with her in the pool with charles and terry and (tugging at the public’s heart) sits on a day bed with her and tells her just how awesome her mummy is

When amy gets back, her heart completely MELTS at the sight of her new bf with their little one……and they end up talking about how they’re the best parents in the entire villa nay the world (“our kid is WAY cuter than terry and sharon’s” “oh for SURE”) & then of course win the challenge

· For the Final Date extravaganza they go on a helicopter ride and ngl even Amy is beside herself with excitement…they’ve spent the last 6 weeks talking about their favourite action films etc. and now it’s like they’re in one! They definitely act like literal children/real cops pretending they’re on a manhunt for a fugitive (instead of appreciating the view like normal people)

They get treated to a romantic dinner afterwards followed by dancing with live musicians and that’s when they FINALLY say those 3 words to each other….(well 5 if you count “noice, smort”)

· AND THE WINNER IS…..jake and amy obviously this is a b99 x love island au :’) they’re so sweet and humble about it & amy makes jake promise on live national television that he’s not just going to spend all their cash prize on sneakers. They each end up with over a million followers on their instagrams, where they regularly post photos of each other on date night/ at premieres/ evenings at home…and also video sagas of them pranking each other which starts with amy pieing jake’s face unexpectedly and escalates into fake proposals and frozen shoes….and maybe some *light* tasering

· Of course they end up getting married for realz and a baby announcement follows not too long after that…they are utterly the nation’s sweethearts (and Charles keeps doing interviews to the press saying he’s the one who brought them together in the villa from the beginning)

[post-itpenny]

"_____ get your ass in here" x3 I dont know

The Rabbit

A continuation of the mafia au. Sorry, this one got really, really long but oh things are getting good. X3

It was actually a quiet morning. Maggie and Ama sitting in the library reading together.

“This was one of my favorites as a kid,” Maggie commented, “though this is a way nicer copy than I ever had.”

The book in question, was called My Father’s Dragon and featured a little boy placing colorful bows in a lion’s hair on the cover.

“But does the dragon belong to his dad?” Ama questioned as she flipped through the pages.

Maggie shook her head, “it's more of the narrator is talking about an adventure his dad had as a kid. Here look,” Magie instructed as she pointed out some of the illustrations to Ama. “The little boy has to rescue a little dragon from all the mean animals that are holding it prisoner on the island. But he doesn’t fight them, he’s clever.” Maggie paused on a page featuring the boy scrubbing a rhino’s horn with a toothbrush. “In this scene a really angry rhino charges at him but the boy convinces the rhino he can help with his horn that's gotten all grimy and dirty which the rhino is embarrassed about. The boy packed all kinds of useful things in his backpack including a toothbrush and toothpaste. Once he helps, the rhino is so happy he lets the boy pass without a second thought.”

“Does he rescue the dragon?”

Maggie smirked as she flipped back to where they had left off reading. “Read it to me and find out.”

Outside the guards stood on alert yet were bored. Nothing passed on the street save for the occasional car. Nothing that is till something tiny came charging down the street. They almost didn’t see it till the thing had zipped between their legs and between the bars of the front gate.

William was summoned outside with all the commotion. The thing, now caught was wriggling and whining in the hands of the guard holding it. It took a moment for William to register having seen the creature before. Even less time to register there was dried blood matted into its fur.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Maggie ran down the hall, behind her Amaranthus trying her best to keep up with Mune the cat wrapped in her arms.

Maggie threw open the door to William’s office. He stood at his desk with a deep frown on his face. Next to him stood a maid with a small bundle that had just received a much needed bath. The bundle squirmed to escape the towel it was wrapped in at the sight of Maggie. The maid passed off what was revealed to be a small dachshund. A tag on it’s collar revealing the name Trouble.

The little dog whined as it wiggled around and licked Maggie’s face over and over, the poor creature shaking but clearly relieved to be with someone it recognized.

“It ran up the drive this morning,” William explained as Maggie set the little dog down. Mune hissing at him however Ama was delighted, reaching out with a giggle as Trouble licked her fingers.

Maggie looked down at the scene with a slight smile before looking back up at her boss. The worry clear in her eyes. “Why was he given a bath?”

“... he was filthy of course, I was not about to allow the dog into my home without a bath.”

Maggie’s eyes turned hard. The unsaid things she could pull apart in a second. It was part of her job after all. Whether her boss was not saying everything due to his precious Angel being in the room or to simply keep it from Maggie was uncertain but the unsaid things still stood clear:

“What caused the dog to become dirty?”

“Where was his owner?”

Maggie did not ask, but the wheels in her brain were already turning. And just as she caught the unsaid things from her boss William caught the plans forming in her own silence.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Vespers paced the floor with worry. His aunt should have checked in by now. But it had been two days and no word from her. Vespers had sent out a few men to investigate the area his aunt had last reported as investigating. Word came back of finding a blood-stained alley with tiny bloody paw-prints leaving it.

But no body.

Vespers had sent word to William about the situation, having tried and failed to contact Maggie, but it was radio silence on that end as well. Something that didn’t sit right with Vespers at all.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Maggie’s phone had been destroyed.

It had been “an accident” of course. She had her phone in her hand as she was about to walk downstairs when Pierre bumped into her. He had caught Maggie’s arm before she could lose her footing but the phone had gone flying out her hand and tumbling down the stairs. Landing at the bottom floor in pieces.  

“Oh Pierre you must be careful,” William scolded behind him, “just look what you’ve done to Miss Bryne’s phone.”

Pierre grunted an apology and Maggie was promised a replacement. That had been two days ago, just hours after Trouble had turned up. Now she and Ama were back in the library again, Mune curled up on the arm of Ama’s chair while trouble was asleep in Maggie’s lap. It would have been a cute scene if not for Pierre and another guard who were pretending to be reading nearby. It put Maggie on edge, something that was not missed.

“Are you worried about the dragon?” Ama asked, pointing at the illustration of a crying dragon with stripes.

Maggie shook her head. “I’m worried about Trouble’s owner…” Maggie paused, unsure what she was able to say especially with the guards nearby. “I don’t know where she is and I’m scared.”

Ama frowned, patting Maggie’s hand, “I hug Mune when i’m scared, or find daddy.”

Maggie smirked, “Mune doesn’t like me and I don’t think I want to ever admit to your dad when I’m scared.”

“Why?”

A servant interrupted them, delivering tea and cookies as a snack.

There was a tiny piece of paper folded under Maggie’s teacup.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Vespers and Juno spoke in silence, they were at a meeting in the godfather’s home. It was clear their aunt was considered dead to the family but nonetheless their father supported his children continuing a small investigation. If anything but for closure.

A servant walked by offering drinks, there was a tiny slip of paper the servant also slipped into the palm of Vespers’ hand.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

William sighed, for two days Maggie had not put up a fuss though it was obvious her temper was biling just under the surface. But she had behaved which was all he could really ask of her. That being said it was time they had a chat.

He reached out to knock on her bedroom door, surprised when Maggie opened the door and nearly ran into him. She was dressed in her old uniform instead of the comfortable dresses of late. Her hair back in a tight bun and a gun being tucked into a holster under her coat. They looked at each other in surprise.

William frowned, hands on his hips. “Where do you think you’re going?”

Maggie frowned in turn, “out.”

“Out?”

Maggie held her ground, “I’m going out to look for Magpie. I was hoping you would respect that as the only family I really have you would understand I have to go.”

William sighed, shifting so that he was blocking the doorway. “I was coming to tell you that I have been investigating myself. She isn’t to be found anywhere.”

Maggie looked down, seeming to process what he had said, “with all due respect I’m the one that should be sent out for information. It’s my job for goodness sake, let me do it.”

“You are too valuable an asset and it would be exactly what the enemy wants-”

“To hell with being an asset!” Maggie shouted. “How can I possibly be of any value if I’m here? How can I do my job here? I’m worthless right now.”

“Not true,” William insisted, “Amaranthus seems to have taken quite a shine with you and you do well in watching her.”

“You can hire anyone to babysit William.”

“It’s sir to you.”

“Fine, you can get anyone to babysit sir.”

William bristled at the ice in her voice. “Maggie dear you must have patience because believe me when I say you are trying mine. You will leave me to carry on an investigation and you will not leave am I clear?”

Maggie blinked, an unreadable look in her eye as she took a few steps back before running at the door.

Willam braced himself for impact only to be dumbfounded as the redhead leaped right over him with ease, bolting down the halway.

She nearly made it to the stairs when someone grabbed her shoulder. The reaction was quick, Maggie placing a well-aimed kick to the guards’ head as she hopped over the railing and fell onto a couch below. Springing over the head of a servant and nearly making it to the door before someone tackled her to the ground.

Maggie shrieked and twisted around, two more people running up to hold her down. William approached noting the scene reminding him of a program he once watched where several people were trying to capture a crocodile. Maggie looked up at him, her hair free of it’s bun and a wild mess around her face. Eye’s wild and teeth bared. So this is why people called her crazy.

William knelt down in front of her with a smirk though his eyes read anger. “I would be rather impressed except for the fact you’re causing quite a scene.”

“You’re a scene!” Maggie snapped, her words the only thing she had left. “You’re the one that has me pinned down like a fucking animal!”

“None of that language now,” William scolded, “this wouldn’t be necessary if you didn’t act like an animal.”

“You’re an animal! You- umph!”

Pierre had slapped a hand over Maggie’s mouth, “sir if your daughter sees?”

At this William’s demeanor shifted, Maggie seemed to lose her will as well. Not fighting when she was lifted up off the ground but still held so that her feet could not touch the floor.

William reached into her jacket and pocketed her gun, “lock her in her room and don’t anyone dare let her out.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It was quite late at night now, and Maggie had to congratulate William in being so thoughtful on making sure her room didn’t have a window.

She also had to congratulate his men on clearly not haiving read her file.

Air vents were not her favorite place to be but shimmying up the one in her bedroom ceiling felt like she was stepping back into a beloved old pair of shoes. A tight space no doubt but a familiar one. She had long mapped out the ventilation shafts, as well as every nook and cranny that she was able to get into of the manor. Once even nearly fell through the air vent grate that was over William’s room and frequently using the one above Amaranthus’ to drop a few coins and glitter when it was time for the tooth fairy to visit.

Granted, William had already snuck a trade of tooth for money while the little angel slept. But the look of confusion on his face when Ama came racing downstairs with the additional glitter coated coins was priceless.

Maggie popped through an opening in the hallway, sneaking her way to the servant’s stairwell with a swish of her boa and down to the cellar where she had also noted the windows were not covered by the alarm system for some reason.

Really should mention that to the boss at some point.

Oh well.

She dashed across the garden, hiding in shrubs when she feared a guard nearby. Eventually making it to a tree whose branch was just close enough to the wall she could use it shimmy across to freedom. She paused to look back, there was a ground floor window open. In her mental eye of the manor’s map that would be a parlor, why was it open?

There was a rustling sound, another guard coming? Maggie leaped from her perch on the tree branch and over the wall, landing on her feet on the other side.

Maggie sprinted across the street and to the safety of a dark alley.

Free at last.

She grinned, turning to leave when she crashed into something. Looking down in surprise at a small set of toy angel wings.

Oh no.

Amaranthus clearly had gotten dressed in a hurry but at least had the sense to put on a ocat and decent shoes. She wore a small backpack as well which Mune the cat poked his head out of.

Maggie knelt down. Placing a hand on Ama’s head as if trying to process that the little girl was really here. “Wh-what are you doing?” Maggie hissed.

Ama puffed out her chest, “A Blueblood looks out for their o-own, Daddy said s-so. I gotta lo-ook out for you.”

If she was stuttering from the cold or nerves Maggie couldn’t tell, pulling the little girl into a tight hug despite Mune’s protests.

“You’re the best Angel… but your dad is also gonna kill me so let's get you back home.”

“Let me h-help! You’re gonna go find the puppy’s owner right? You said you w-were sc-scared.”

Maggie nodded, looking back at the manor and up at the moon. She was going to be late at this rate. Plus, if she took Ama back goodness know her boss would already be up and waiting. She was as good as dead no matter what.

Might as well go out with one last hoorah.

“We are going to go find this,” Maggie explained as she pulled a small piece of paper from her pocket to show Ama. On it was the simple drawing of a rabbit. She had not shown William earlier in fear of getting the servant who had given it to her in trouble.

Ama looked at the drawing with a nod, taking Maggie’s hand as they walked down the alleyway. “It’s like the story!”

Ah, so that explained the backpack.

“Heheh, kinda. We need to meet up with some friend’s first. You’re going to have to be really brave Ama. Can you do that?”

The little girl gave a firm nod as they rounded the corner where a car sat waiting.”

“Hey bird! Juno shouted, “get your ass in here!”

Maggie shouted, slapping her hands over Ama’s ears. Vespers and Juno pulling them both into the car with a look of surprise.

“Maggie,” Vespers gasped, “please don’t tell me that's whose kid I think it is.”

Juno frowned, “whose kid is it? Why the fuck would you even bring a kid?”

“Juno!” Maggie screamed as she put her hands over Ama’s ears again and thinking fast. “Sh-shes the kid of one of Blueblood’s secretaries. Snuck out to follow me and if I take her back we’ll get caught. I’m on lockdown right now… Angel how did you get out?”

Ama looked at her fellow passengers in fear, choosing to whisper to Maggie instead. “I s-saw you f-fall o-out of the vent and g-go down the st-stairs. S-so I t-took the other st-stairs and went out th-the window.”

“You did?” Maggie asked, beaming with pride. “And nobody saw you?”

Vespers shook his head as he put the car in drive, “talk about out of the frying pan and into the fire Birdie. Great to have you back but you’re fried chicken when this is over.”

Maggie nodded but said nothing else. Buckling a nervous Ama’s seatbelt as they drove through the city.

“You know if my dad hadn't dropped you-”

“You don;t know the whole story moron,” Juno snapped at her brother. “Dad did it so the Godfather had no hold over Aunt Pie. As long as Birdie here was around she was blackmail for Aunt Pie to stay.”

Maggie flinched, she had suspected that's what happened but it still hurt.

“That and the bird is nothing but trouble.”

“Hey!”

“We’re here,” Vespers announced.

Here was an abandoned townhouse, on the side gate was a small rabbit design welded into a post. Behind the townhouse was an old carriage house that seemed to be in much better condition, a small light on inside. Around the carriage yard were all manor of plants and a fancy rabbit hutch in one corner.

“Wh-ere are we?” Ama asked.

“The rabbit’s warren,” Vespers answered. “The home of the best stitch in the city.”

“Stitch?”

“Um, she’s a doctor for people who can’t go to the hospital.” Maggie explained. “The rumor is she was a great surgeon but someone tried to hurt one of her nurses so she defended them but lost her job as a result.”

Ama frowned, “that’s not right.”

“That’s like pipsqueak, “Juno muttered as she knocked on the carriage house door. A man in scrubs answered nodding at the piece of paper Juno held. One with the image of a rabbit on it.

Rabbits were good luck, creativity, and life. The Rabbit’s Warren was near legend. A neutral place that welcomed any patience as long as they came without violence. Because of this the Rabbit’s network of helpers was long and influential. Sneaking into nearly every gang in the city so to act as a relay should one of their own be hurt and assure the Rabbit was aware of all conflicts.

The nurse who let them in held out a basket, Maggie turning Ama to the small fire that had been lit on the pretence of warming her up while Vespers and Juno deposited their weapons into the basket.

They were then led to a small door, ducking down as they found themselves in an elevator that began its descent down. Ama was shaking, Maggie scooping her up into her arms while Mune rubbed against her cheek.

The elevator opened to a long tunnel. An abandoned subway tunnel by the looks of it. Around them here rows of hospital beds each with a curtain around them. Men, women, and even a few animals all in various stages of care. In front of them however was the Rabbit.

The real story was that a shootout had taken place in Dr. Adeline’s ER. The doctor wasted no time in wrestling the gun out of the assailants hands and holding them at gunpoint till help arrived. Help being a rival gang who in turn offered to help her set up shop when she lost her medical licence. She accepted on the grounds she be allowed to except all patients.

Adeline the Rabbit had greying blond hair and the fierce look of a grandmother about to scold her children.  

“You brought a child.”

“She’s with me,” Maggie insisted. I’m sorry but please excuse her Ma’am.”

The Rabbit huffed and pulled a lollipop from her lab coat to offer to Ama. “I never turn away children. Just get angry with their wayward caretakers. This is not the kind of place she needs to be in. She should be home, safe.”

Maggie flinched but did not say anything. Hugging Ama tighter as they followed the Rabbit down the tunnel.

“She was brought in with a gunshot wound to the shoulder and one to her lower chest. From what I can tell whoever went at her was aiming from a distance and is either a cheap hire or a lousy shot. She’ll make it but is sleeping off the painkillers.

Juno frowned, “who brought her in?”

The Rabbit pulled back a curtain. There Magpie peacefully slept with layers of bandages wrapped around her chest. In the bed next to her was a sleeping Jack.

Vespers and Juno both swore and reached for the gang leader. The Rabbit holding them back while Maggie held her hands over Ama’s ears again. Biting down her own anger at seeing the man.

“He brought her in!” The Rabbit shouted, “He took a shot to the hip for her!”

This froze everyone, looking to the doctor for an explanation.

“She was out when he had his men take them in. Said he was there to off her but someone had a hit on them both.”

Vespers and Juno asked questions as Maggie approached the bed. Quietly taking Magpie’s hand as relief and dread filled her in equal parts.

“Wh-who is she?” Ama asked.

“Um, kinda like a mom to me I guess,” Maggie explained. “I never called her it but she was just as good as one.”

Ama nodded as she reached into her backpack, pulling out Mune along with an assortment of items till she found what she was looking for. A bandaid covered in purple hearts.

The Rabbit took the tiny bandaid and placed it over the larger ones on Magpie’s shoulder. “This will definitely help her feel better sooner. That was very kind of you.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The ride home was uneventful. Ama seeming to have tired out both from her adventure and her nerves. Perking up as Maggie carried her out of the car and down the street.

“Your dad can’t know about this ok? Pinkie promise?”

Ama nodded and locked pinkies with Maggie before the two dashed across the street and to the wall of the Manor property.

“Ok,” Maggie whispered, “here is the plan. I’m going to set you up on the wall and you need to keep low until I get up there. I’ll hop down to the other side so I can catch you when you jump ok?” Ama nodded as Maggie lifted her up and onto the top of the wall. Maggie then jumping and pulling herself up. Surprised when she realized Ama was not with her.

Several lights flashed on. Maggie being blinded for a moment as she felt someone grab her arm and pull her off the wall. Maggie blinked as she became aware of her surroundings. Pierre was standing over her with a startled Ama in his arms. Like a shadow with the bright lights of the manor behind him stood William.

[clownsgobeepbeep]

Stupid

And now...the brothers from other fathers X3

Also, I know it seems like it, but Basil is not talking at all

Anyways, I was originally going to go with something sillier but instead went this this haha...I will write something else with them however that is a lot more funner uwu

Back in the past, what was considered the future to some, things were tense and only getting worse by the passing days.

Basil knew this as did his younger sister, and numerous times had they attempted to fix the wrongdoings done by this nauseating figure with glowing, pink eyes.

He hated that he knew just who this was messing around with everybody and everything as much as possible, but he nor anybody was allowed to say it. Unfortunately, certain happenings were bound and supposed to happen, this he despised. Especially if it had anything to do with his dear mother.

Basil sat in front of his desk, fingers rapidly typing words as his eyes read each new one that appeared on the screen before him. He read everything he typed before stopping said actions, then reaching to the side to grab his mouse, dragging it across the screen to then play a voice that sounded through his speakers.

“Hello Daryl. I want to play a game. What you see before-”

“You’re still on with that shizz?” 

Basil pressed the pause button before remaining still, eyes then peering to the area behind him: an empty corner that long ago had been the spot where his tool shelf was. Now, at least as he looked at it in the very moment, it served as the spot for a hole in the ground that did not lead to what was beneath his bedroom.

“I still find it so weird and suspicious how I was the only one born...normal.”

The boy spun his chair around before his eyes caught sight of two green ones, a casual expression they were on as a mouth bit into a chocolate bar.

“Hey Basil.”

“Hello Rowan.” a voice sounded from Basil’s computer after he had played another file.

“Ew, do you have to use the Jigsaw voice?”

“Yes.”

“Hm, okay.” the other boy gave a shrug before taking another bite of his chocolate bar. As Basil’s eyes stayed on him, Rowan softly bopped his head as he remained in his same position, very casual about the whole situation. So, Basil was quick to type a phrase that was then spoken through the speakers again.

“Are you coming in or staying in that rabbit hole?”

“Guess I could get out.” Rowan laughed to himself before climbing out of the hole, using his free hand to close the ground before plopping down onto Basil’s bed . “So, how you’ve been my bro?”

Basil gave a shrug in response before his back arms appeared, grabbing onto the bed to pull and make his chair roll over so that he was now closer towards the other boy.

“Bro, you have got to stop showing those off.” Rowan waved his chocolate bar at Basil’s extra limbs. “I so wish I had those. All I got were these antlers.”

“You don’t even have them out.” Basil signed at Rowan who nodded.

“See my point? Besides, they’ve just been dropping leaves everywhere and it’s getting annoying.” Rowan gave a deep sigh as he now lay on Basil’s bed, looking at the picture on the nightstand which was of the Ula of that timeline. “Why’s she gotta be so pretty?”

Basil blinked at the picture of his mother, a lovely grin on her features that were somehow more visible now that her hair...was so much shorter...nonetheless, she remained as beautiful as ever. 

“Anyways, bro.” Rowan made Basil snap out of his thoughts, the two boys now looking at each other. “When did you last visit mom and dads?”

“Yesterday.” Basil simply signed as Rowan set down the picture and sat up, crumpling his chocolate wrapper and throwing it behind him without bothering to look as it landed inside the trash can. “Decided to give her some time alone.”

“How is she?”

“Coping. Smiling. Hiding behind that smile.”

“Oh no. What about dads?”

“Schrader, conflicted. Atlas, with his parents.”

“He’s still hiding away!?” Rowan exclaimed before Basil nodded. “That wuss puss! If he doesn’t hurry it up and be there for mom, I swear, I swear I’ll go and-”

Basil then raised his hands as if to calm down Rowan, his back hands following his example.

“Darn it...just...bitch the pot Basil. I have to hear more of this.” Rowan gave a groan before he watched Basil’s hands push his chair away from the bed and back towards his desk where he was about to type  into his computer. “But please don’t use the Jigsaw voice.”

“Wuss puss.” the computer spoke in said voice after Basil had typed into it, then typing once again to make a new voice play. “Mom had a talk with grandpa Lennie and she seemed to have been coping better. I could tell that she’s still feeling bad about the situation with our dads however.”

“Does she plan on talking to them?”

“Atlas, affirmative. Schrader, negative.”

“For star’s sake.” Rowan shook his head while pinching the bridge of his nose. “I swear, all three of them are stupid.”

Basil ceased his typing for a moment before turning to Rowan, his eyebrows deepened a bit more as the other boy continued speaking of the parents.

“Seriously, why doesn’t mom just accept both guys? Nothing wrong with a little poly, like auntie Cordie said. Love triangles are out.” Rowan crossed his arms with a disappointed look on his expression. “And like, why don’t our dads just like…”

Rowan then lowered his long sleeves to show his hands, fingers awkwardly intertwining as he attempted to send a message through.

“Ya know? Bro?”

“Negative.”

“Why don’t they just...you know...they both love mom, got a few similarities...good looking guys like them...ahem.” Rowan gave a bit of a cough as Basil could only give him his signature, and only, stare. “They should just stop fighting over her.”

“They’re not fighting over her.” Basil’s computer stated as he now displayed a triangle on the screen, each angle having a picture of each parent. “Atlas and mom have not broken up and as it looks, they probably won’t once they talk it out.”

“Okay, so…?”

“Schrader is 100% convinced mom no longer has any feelings towards him, his hope is running out so he sees no point in fighting for mom when there isn’t even a fight to begin with.” the computer claimed before Schrader’s picture disappeared, as did two lines so that now there was a single one connecting Atlas and Ula’s pictures. “Technically, there isn’t a love triangle since Schrader doesn’t include himself in the equation. That would only happen if Atlas and mom officially broke up.”

“Wait, so right now…” Rowan squinted his eyes. “Right now, how are-”

“I have been able to travel with Flora because of the tension between Atlas and mom. Once that it over however…”

“Dont. Don’t even mention it.” Rowan grew serious, very well knowing what Basil was referring to. “I don’t want to think about that, especially not now.”

“It’s going to happen sooner or later.”

“Not if we can stop it.” Rowan claimed before Basil shook his head. “Come on bro, don’t-”

“We can’t prevent it. Mom is going to choose to stay with Atlas, especially because his insecurities and lack of confidence lead him to assume that she still has feelings for Schrader. Mom denies these feelings and wants to prove this to Atlas.”

“That’s so stupid!” Rowan shouted before standing up, fists inside his sleeves angrily clenched. “Dad’s stupid! Mom’s stupid!”

Basil’s gave Rowan a glare before he crossed his arms.

“You know it very well as I do! I know you’re a mama’s boy, but even you have to admit how stupid mom is being!”

Basil stared at Rowan for a moment, then giving a sigh and shrug, agreeing with Rowan.

“Mom clearly loves Schrader, then she’ll talk it over with Atlas, then he’ll be accepting and they’ll all be together and then we’ll both be born as twins or brothers and we’ll have more siblings and even Flora will love me and we’ll all be one, big, happy family! Because, mom loves both guys! Right?” Rowan looked at Basil with hope, then grabbing his shoulders to slightly shake him. “Right? Bro?”

Once again, Basil plainly stared at Rowan, then turning away with a deep sigh.

“Right, Basil?”

The brown haired boy felt as his friend carefully removed his hands from his shoulders, then standing up and walking away to the corner where two large bean bags were. Basil plopped down on one before grabbing a remote control, turning on the television on the wall before patting the other bean bag.

Rowan saw as a horror movie was now playing, so he went over and plopped down as well. He saw how Basil snapped his fingers and a large bowl of popcorn and sodas appeared in between them, so Rowan snapped his fingers as well before boxes of pizza and cupcakes appeared as well.

“Basil?” The orange haired boy turned to look at Rowan who gave a small smile. “You know you’re my bro right?”

Basil responded with a simple nod.

“You’re the best bro, Flora and Frankie are lucky to have you.” Rowan grabbed a handful of popcorn, seeing as Basil shook his head and dropped the remote to sigh.

“Don’t be stupid.”

“Haha, sure, bro...” Rowan lightly chuckled before turning to the television screen with a smile. “What are we watching today?”