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sleepystella · 7 months ago
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Oh, H-Hi Angel!
W-Wh-What are y-you doing..in here?
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kickis-conan-king · 6 months ago
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I like to think that in a modern au, if Keith had any kind of social media, it would be a little bit like one of those accounts where you go “is this guy just really committed to the bit or is he just Like That?” Like his instagram account would be full of nothing but reels where he sets the phone camera down after staring silently into it, walks far enough away that his whole body is in shot and does like, ten backflips before the video just abruptly ends with him still in motion. Another video where he walks around town with a ton of little throwing knives and it’s just a montage of footage of him lodging them into billboards and signs and other random hard to reach places. A lot of his videos are taken in the dark at indiscernible locations with nothing but the flash too bright and distorting his face, his eyes flashing like a raccoons in the brightness, and those videos are the rare times he speaks in his vids but it’s always something like “if life has to include suffering then how come it’s minor shit. I’d rather be miserable in a big way that is kinda badass then go through one more awkward conversation with a barista.” His most normal videos are of his dog just zooming around (no commentary or caption) and just. Footage of his legs dangling from absurdly high places with beautiful views.
Lance just randomly comes across his account while scrolling through his Instagrams suggested reels and immediately becomes OBSESSED with xxjustkeith.xx4510fu. At first Lance thinks it’s a meme account, some kind of bit but then the more he watches the less sure he is. He kinda can’t believe someone That good looking would make anything other then thirst content. He spends hours scrolling the account. He starts to wonder if maybe this guy is a serial killer or something. Then he notices in one of the videos that…hang on…he recognizes that place. And that too. And holY SHIT they totally live in the same town!!! So under one of the videos he comments something obscure but that is undeniably From Their Town, basically calling this guy out on where he lives without doxxing him.
Keith immediately dms him like. Who the fuck are you and what do you want. Lance is like teehee hi uh. I think you’re insane 🥰🤪😉. And Keith is like meet me at x spot at x time for a fistfight. And Lance is like hell yeah brother, writes his last will and testament (a text to hunk) and goes to meet this unhinged hottie who literally said they were going to fight. So they meet up and like. Keith is how he is, kind of mostly just awkward and shy with an inclination for feral hobbies and knuckle first thinking and Lance is how he is all chatter and bravado and challenges and charm and so. The do spar a little bit but once they’re both breathless they just go get coffee and talk.
And after that in all of Keith’s videos there are snippets of someone chattering in the background, tan legs dangling just out of frame, a dude who does backflips with him, someone cheering or whining saying “let me try 😞 Keith hey. Let me try.” When he walks around throwing knives. A dude who is otherwise not mentioned anywhere or tagged in anything.
All the people who are fans of Keith account for its adventurous and surreal humor start speculating in the comments. Eventually Keith gets fed up and posts a video reply to the comments.
It’s in selfie mode. It a beautiful day, and him and Lance are side by side. Wherever they’re sitting it’s up high. A breeze ruffles their hair. Keith looks straight into the camera and says completely monotone. “This is Lance. He’s my boyfriend.” Lances silent shock gets cut off by the video ending (he did not know they were dating.)
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cokoweee · 2 months ago
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Heavens to Betsy I’ve been meaning to go on this rant forever but I keep forgetting for some reason
Quick disclaimer- I’m not analyzing your comic at all, I just notice little accuracies that make me happy.
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Ok coming from a psychology major student, your description of PTSD and mental health issues is actually pretty dang good. Idk if it was intentionally researched or not but there’s like a ton of stuff that’s consistent with real life trauma and it’s quite frankly impressive
Again not sure if this was intentional or not but the thing on his back reminds me so much of old school electroshock therapy which I adore bc
A: it causes confusion and memory loss which you’ve shown and
B: kinda implies that maybe he did his own research when deciding how to deal with everything or
C: again is incredibly accurate in the fact that most trauma patients continuously seek pain out, and in turn report feelings of extreme boredom and numbness when not actively experiencing pain or reliving trauma. In his case going borderline catatonic when he’s not freaking out.
On the topic of “freaking out” a lack or decrease in serotonin leads to a more reactive and intense episodes in PTSD. Or, because the little guy is like mega depressed coz of the whole situation, he gets way more intense and violent episodes that someone who was on like Prozac. And would tend to be more on edge and sensitive to triggers.
Then there’s his family. For some background, there’s a part of your brain called the amygdala. It typically works to control basic emotions, but responds very well to fear. In traumatic experiences, it pairs with the hippocampus (the memory center of the brain) to store vivid and occasionally sensory memories.
When a memory trigger is provoked and brought back into consciousness, it actually changes slightly depending on the context of which it recalled. Those memories are changed to fit how we make sense of them. So if he feels guilty for his brothers death, then his memories will reflect it whether or not it’s actually true.
Essentially, him having his brothers showing up all the time (looking the way they do) is really bad for him on multiple levels, and not just because they’re triggering visually. They’re like actually impeding his ability to recover by keeping him in an aggressive form of already intense fight or flight that comes from trauma.
On a happier note, one of the best ways to improve is to establish and nurture caring relationships. Awww
Aight ima stop here so I don’t bore you to death with random psych facts, but like kudos to you my dude because I could go on forever about some of the stuff in there
Uh yeah
-writing anon 🤡
WRITING ANON? SLAPPING OUT ANALYSISSISIS AND SHIT?
Bein real I dont do much research on shit even tho I should. I just go off what I’ve seen/ learned throughout the years. It’s always good to hear I’m doin ahit right tho!
Lowkey right with the shock tho. Or high key lol. Seeking pain there’s other ways people do it but mmm somehow this seemed the tamest way. Oh writing anon u silly lil saltine cracker
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mortuarywriting · 8 months ago
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If I outline what the fuck i wanna see in my self indulgent au will it give me the kick in the ass to write it.
Obviously relative spoiler/high notes/plot points below
The premise is, so far, nobody has seen where Simon lives. As far as they- they being Gaz, Soap, and Price- know he has a flat in Manchester.
Well leaving base one night(ish, time negotiable), the road they were all taking in their separate vehicles is closed due to a nasty accident. Gonna be blocked for 24 hours kinda mess.
So Ghost offers to let them all stay at his place, if only for a bit or the night if they prefer
Everyone just kinda. Well this isn't what we were expecting but alright. So they follow his car, it's pissing down rain and you can't see shit before you but the tail lights you're following but they've committed and by the time they pull off the road they're fuckin nowhere. House is fairly isolated, separate garage building, coop in the backyard, and a thatch roof cottage. Whose Nan's attic is Simon living in???
Except, not a random old biddie. Just a random fat American?? It's obvious they're familiar enough with each other, giving each other shit and that there's a whole "you got back from a mission here is our you came home routine"
Whole mess. The group stays the night because now they're nosy and wanna find out what the relationship is. You both say roommates. They don't wholly believe that.
Simon and roomie sleep downstairs, he can't sleep in a bed yet after the mission and roomie makes sure there's enough background noise that he doesn't snap into combat mode everything is about to go to shit.
Next morning roomie and Simon team up to make a hodge podge of all kinds of breakfast food and between them all there are no leftovers. Concerns are had if everyone ate enough (and then biscuits and gravy settled).
Its back to routine and roomie goes out to grocery shop to stock back up on "i need to feed myself and a whole ass army dude" levels of food and snackies.
While Simon is trying to get Soap and Gaz to stop making excuses to stick around (all good-natured fun) there is a call. Roomie prefaces this with they're fine!!! But uh. They did get hit by a car. A bit. Enough that there has to be a report. Come get the groceries?
And this is the part where they find out Simon and roomie are married. Have been for y e a r s. Technically the town knows them under roomie's last name as a couple.
After the dust is settled and everyone is back at the cottage the explaining happens. Yes, they're married. Vegas happened. It's been a long time and they kinda glossed over the whole "he's a dead man" legal bit for it. Roomie still gets married rights. How do you think he has a lease as a dead man roomie legitimately wants to know. The cottage is in their name, his isn't on it to keep it all off the record if people come knocking for him.
(He does actually have a Manchester flat, though. Landlord takes cash payments however many months at a time and doesn't ask questions. Roomie gets mail from it every once in a blue moon.)
Relationship is largely "we're married but for tax benefits"esque because they're both some flavor of ace. If he's in town roomie checks on if he wants to go to the Saturday munches or not but that's sir not appearing in this fic.
But yeah. Just fun self indulgence.
Could go write the Vegas bit. Write work "being brought home". Bonding activities. List of things for when he retires. Potentially kidnapping. S o many fun options but I just. Gotta write it.
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underaverageheight · 2 years ago
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Picnic
LMH x gn!reader Fluff, established relationship Warning(s): Minho is a little mean and calls the reader a dumbass lovingly, profanity Slightly proofread
As I mentioned before, thank you for the 100 notes and here's a little blurb as promised ^^ please enjoy and reblog !!
“Minnn~ What’s that for?” You wrapped your arms around the waist of your boyfriend.
“Nothing.” He stiffened. “Not for you.” He quickly covered the dish and thrust it into the fridge.
“Are you mad? What’s wrong? Okay, yes, I forgot your morning kiss. I won’t forget ever, I promise.” Minho’s gaze kept avoiding yours. The wall, the counter, the way your fingers peeked out from the sleeve of his over-sized sweater. “Don’t pout, Min.” You reached up to run your fingers through his soft brown hair, but he pulled away.
“I'm going to practice. Bye.” He grabbed the many dishes he made, put them into a bag and grabbed his practice bag, which looked a little larger than normal.
“Love you.” You sighed, beginning to clean up the kitchen.
“Why did I do that.” Minho leaned back onto the wall of the practice room. Felix walked by, trying his hardest to hide his amusement.
“You know you can’t be all cold to them just because you’re nervous. That just makes them more nervous.” Chan shook his head. “Here’s the lights and jars you wanted.” He handed Minho a box which was later followed by Jeongin placing a basket next to him, giving Minho words of encouragement.
Your phone began to ring. It was Minho. “Hello? What’s up?”
“C-” He cleared his throat before speaking again. “Come to the park in an hour.”
“Uh. Why?” Minho was random. This was nothing new but today was weird.
“Just get over here, dumbass,” You could hear him smile and laugh a bit over the phone.
“Look at how soft he gets when he calls them,” You heard Minho yell while Hyunjin apologized profusely in the background as the rest of the members were laughing. Poor Hyun.
“Whatever you say, Min,” You laughed.
The sun was gone when you arrived at the park. You couldn’t see Minho. Except for a dimly lit picnic area a distance away. You chuckled, “That can’t be Min…oh… Shit-” You stopped abruptly. You could recognize him anywhere. He was hunched over his phone, waiting for your text. Carefully, you got closer behind him and texted Minho to let him know you were here. As soon as he saw your text, his head shot up, looking for you. Once he saw you, he had the biggest grin on his face.
You gasped at the scene. Dainty fairy lights were coiled into little jars that were holding the blanket down. Some were hanging on stakes that were put into the ground around the blanket. He had a basket full of your favorite foods, the ones you caught him preparing earlier today. “Aww, Minnn…This is so beautiful. I love it,” You hugged him tightly, feeling him hug you back. ‘You did all this…for me?”
He nodded sheepishly. “I wanted to surprise you. But you caught me making the dishes today and my brain and mind kinda just stopped working. Sorry if I made you angry or annoyed with the way I acted today. I was just so nervous. Also, please don’t forget morning kisses again. Promise me.”
“Always.”
A/N: seriously thank you all so much! now i can start working on felix soon. as always, like and/or reblog. comment fav parts, etc. pls i want some constructive criticismmmm- have a good day/night~
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martian-writes · 1 year ago
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Let Me In!
Inspired by Rael!
"Someone said i can stay here where the fuck is the man who said that" - Drunk Zuku.
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Izuku is cold. Which in his opinion is absolute bullshit.
Shouldn't alcohol make you warm?
Why is he freezing his nuts off?
Oh. Maybe because he is locked outside. No he didn't forget his key, he can't forget his key to a place he doesn't live.
See Izuku's friend, Dabi offered to let Izuku stay the night at his place after Izuku was done bar hopping with their group friends. Since ya know Dabi lived in the area and it was much safer to just stay with a friend rather than drive home.
It's 3 am.
Izuku is done bar hopping and is standing outside of Dabi's apartment building pressing his buzzer. Well at least Izuku thinks this is his apartment building and that this is Dabi's buzzer.
Honestly he is way too drunk to be sure.
"Come on Dabi" Izuku whines as he presses the buzzer again.
No answer.
Izuku tilts his head back letting out a puff of air. His breath clouds in the air, and his head spins a little. Staring up at the sky does not help it, so he put his head down with a groan.
"Dabi you piece of shit" He curses pressing the buzzer again, not realizing he is pressing the wrong one.
It rings... and rings.... and /rings/
Then an answer.
"Do you have any idea what time it is asshole?"
Izuku's head snaps up too fast for his drunk mind but he smiles big "Dabi?? Dabi let me up i'm tired and cold... and kinda hungry"
"Who the fuck is Dabi?"
"You??"
A baby wails in the background and the person tiredly groans and says "Listen man. Fuck you, your constant buzzing woke my newborn. Stop ringing my bell"
Before Izuku can even congratulate them on their baby. The intercom goes quiet, leaving Izuku slightly dumbfounded because
"Dabi doesn't have a baby" his face scrunches "Does Dabi have a baby?"
Izuku rings another (incorrect) bell, even holds the button down and closes his eyes because the sound intercom is making, soothes whatever oddity is happening in his drunk haze mind.
Then after a solid five minutes, the intercom is picked up.
"Motherfucker" the most gravelly, deepest, hottest, while yes sleep ridden but still hot voice says "Do you have any idea what the time is?"
Izuku's eyes are wide open and mouth dropped open because "Oh-hooo you are /not/ Dabi! You sound wayyy too /hot/ to be Dabi!"
Sober Izuku would /never/ be in this kind of situation and IF he did happen to find himself in this situation. He'd have half the brain to call his friend to be like "Hey man im downstairs". He'd also have a brain to mouth filter but Izuku /isn't/ sober so his brain? Gone.
He has no filter. Izuku says what he thinks when he thinks it.
"Dude what?" The voice says
"Hey mister hot voice let me in" Izuku replies ignoring the voice
"The fuck? Dont you live here? Use your key."
"No way! I live across town! Im looking for my friend"
"Do /they/ live here?"
"Uh huh"
"Then ring their bell! Fuck you ringing mine for you dickhead"
Izuku lips pursed together and he makes a face like he ate something sour "Well. I thought I did. Anyways, I'm really cold. Let me in pleasssseeee"
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Tiredly Katsuki stares at his intercom, eye squinting because it's 3 in the morning. He works tomorrow and here this random stranger is just ringing on his bell.
The stranger is looking for Dabi... who the fuck is Dabi? What kinda shit name is Dabi?
"I don't know you!" Katsuki says into the intercom "im not letting you up"
"Come on please? I'll be good! Im potty trained and everything!"
Okay this guy is not sober at all. Who the fuck just says shit like that? What is this guy a dog?
"Get outta here! And don't ring my bell again" Katsuki shuts off the intercom.
Then it buzzes again
"For fucks sake" he grumbles pressing the button to answer "What?"
"Let me innnnnnnnn"
"Why dont you fuckin call your friend? Are you stupid?"
"Oh! That's a great idea!" Katsuki can practically hear the fucker smiling "please hold"
Katsuki has no idea why he actually listens, he has no idea why he answered a second a time knowing full well it's a drunken idiot.
"Ah! Oh no! My phone's dead" there's a quiver in the drunk man's voice "I have to bury it! Oh my god my phones dead"
Katsuki facepalms, this guy is probably worse then fucking dunce face when his smashed. There's a sniffle on the other end of the intercom and Katsuki scowls
"Are you fucking crying?"
"N-no! Just someone said i could stay here! Where the fuck is the man who said that?" The person yells "It's so cold out here my dick receded into my body man"
As if to emphasize how cold they are, Katsuki hears the distinct noise of teeth chatter. Katsuki steps away from his intercom to look outside the window where he can see the front of his building.
Someone is down there, in the cold.
/Again/. Katsuki has no idea /why/ he does this. Against his better judgment
He buzzes the dude in.
"Oh you are a saint!" The guy yells
Katsuki rolls his eyes and shuts off the intercom. The guy can find his friend's apartment and if not sleep in the hall.
What's the worst that could happen?
Katsuki starts walking back to his bed room when there's a loud bang in the hallway outside his front door then a drunken
"Owww"
Katsuki tilts his head up curses whichever gods that are listening because what the hell?
He did his good deed! He let the guy in so he didn't freeze in the cold and now the dude is making such a racket in the hall someone is gonna call the police.
Someone... will...call... the... police.
Then it'll /their/ problem.
Katsuki nods his head with a smirk and keeps walking to his room where he hears another bang.
"OH FUCK!"
Katsuki walks toward his door and looks through the peephole. He watches as a green haired dummy sets the fake potted plant back in its corner.
"Now you watch where ya going okay?" The guy says before looking the plant "I'm not talking to you sir! I'm speaking to myself"
Then he nods his head and walks away, he pads up the hall and Katsuki thinks that's the last he'll see and hear of a drunk dumbass and then suddenly his peep hole is all green eyes and freckles.
"Hey!" The guy knocks loudly on Katsuki's door making him jerk back "Dabi! You dickwad!"
More loud, annoying knocking. Katsuki tilts his head up and mutters "why me???"
More knocking "Dabbiiiiiiii"
With a grumble and nasty scowl on his face, opens his door. Katsuki is just aboutta yell at the guy when his fist meets Katsuki's chest, knocking.
"Oh wow" the guy says before flatten his palm and squeezing Katsuki's peck "Dabi you've been working out??"
The guy looks up and his green eyes are glazed over and unfocused. Katsuki is rendered speechless because the guy is actually /cute/.
An idiot but cute.
Then the guy waltzes right into Katsuki's apartment.
"You are such an ass Dabi" the guy says "I had to flirt with a sexy man on the intercom to get let in because YOU didn't answer"
Katsuki who is still by his open apartment door is dumbfounded because 'when the fuck did this guy flirt?' Also still who the fuck is Dabi??
"Do you know who he is by the way? He sounds like he has /really/ big dick" the guy says pulling off his jacket- which by the makes sense why the fucker was cold.
Wait- what? Big dick?
Katsuki smirks not toot his own horn but he is pretty, well endowed. He watches the idiot amused as he stumbles through Katsuki's apartment.
All amusement dies when he notices the guy didn't take his shoes off. Katsuki slams his door and stalks after him.
"Oi! If yer gonna invade my house take your shoes off!" He yells shoving the poor dude into the couch to start tugging at his stupidly bright red sneakers that don't even match his outfit.
"I'm not an alien" the guy pouts "and you shoved me hard Dabi. Thats mean"
Katsuki pulls off both sneakers to reveal mix match All Might socks. Figures the guy looks like a nerd, and of course he'd be obsessed with All might, he is /the/ best.
"My names not Dabi"
The guy squints "No? What are you doing in Dabi's apartment? not Dabi"
"This aint Dabi's apartment and the name is Katsuki"
The guy looks around and his eyes widen, nodding his head as he looks back at Katsuki. "This is /not/ Dabi's house! This sure is awkward"
"Awkward?" Katsuki echoes
"Yeah. Cause like. I'm crashing here Kat- kacchan! You already took my shoes off" and as if to make his point, the guy kicks his feet up onto the couch and wiggles his toes.
"Who said you can stay here???"
The greenette looks at Katsuki and then shoves his socked foot in his face "You. Took. My. Shoes. Off"
Katsuki's lips curl into a slight snarl and he slaps the foot away "what if i don't want you stay??"
The drunk cute idiot makes himself comfortable on Katsuki's couch and closes his eyes "Shoulda kept your door locked man. Now you got a stranger sleepin on yo couch"
Katsuki snorts, amused by this guy.
"By the way. Do I know you? You sound familiar??" Eyes still closed the guy's face scrunches in the cutest way.
Like a bunny.
Katsuki shakes the thought from this head reminding himself that this is a /stranger/. Katsuki can't fall for a drunk stranger that invaded his house, sure he opened the door but he didn't /invite/ him in.
"Don't know man" Katsuki says "some drunk dude rang my bell like he was on fire and woke me up outta my sleep"
"What? No way! Did you tell him off? I hope you did. That's so rude"
Katsuki coughs a laugh because that fully confirms how wasted this guy actually is "totally told him off. Said go fuck yourself"
"Period. As you should"
Katsuki chuckles and the guy smiles.
"I'm just gonna rest my eyes mmkay?" The greenette says "My name's Izu-Deku"
Katsuki doesn't know what he said as it was tiredly mumbled and with that Deku is passed out. Katsuki stares for a moment wondering how the hell is this his life right now. Getting off the floor, setting Deku's clunky red sneakers by the door, gets him a blanket.
Katsuki could wake up robbed, Katsuki could not wake up /at all/ tomorrow for letting a stranger sleep on his couch.
Yet against the little voice that yells at him to call the cops or kick Deku out. Katsuki takes the blanket, tosses it over the passed out drunk man and tucks him in.
With a shake of his head Katsuki flicks off the living room light and heads back to bed. Hopefully in five hours Katsuku actually wakes up and he isn't robbed.
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Izuku wakes as the early morning sun filters through the windows. Izuku groans because his head is pounding, the light is not helping. He turns over and shoves his face into the couch cushion and the armrest.
Izuku takes a big whiff and practically melts into the couch. Smells clean like fresh linen. No that isn't right, the couch smells clean yes, but not like that it has a more minty smell to it.
Good on Dabi for cleaning his couch. Sometimes he uses this weird lavender spray that makes Izuku sneeze or if he is out of that spray... Dabi uses his cologne.
Dabi has some /questionable/ cleaning habits. In fact Izuku shouldn't be shoving his face so deep into this couch... who knows what Dabi /has done/ on this couch despite how clean it smells.
So Izuku turns over and pulls the fuzzy blanket over his head which smells absolutely divine. Like it was freshly washed, Izuku /needs/ to ask Dabi which detergent and softener he uses because Izuku has to start using it.
That thought startles Izuku because Dabi is literally the /last person/ you want any kind of advice from.
Izuku peels off the fluffy blanket, squints at the light that fills the room before he registers the coffee table inches away from his face.
"When did he get a coffee table?" Izuku mutters to himself, slowly sitting up so as to not make his hangover worse. Izuku blinks slowly at the mahogany coffee table. "Is Dabi growing up?"
Yes. It's a real question, /so real/ because Dabi has been living like he is /still/ in college for years and he has a job. He just /chooses/ to live this way, his coffee table for years was literally the box his 75 inch tv came in, 8 tall beer cans that he filled with dirt and hot glued together. He threw a picnic table cloth over it and literally said yep that's it.
Surprisingly, it was a sturdy table. Not a proper one but a sturdy one.
His rug isn't even a real rug. It's a trashy beach towel that had a GTA chick on it with huge tits. It's the same towel that Dabi used back in his dorm.
Izuku looks around and finds the decor of the apartment. Does not match Dabi's overall vibe. This apartment has too much practical furniture, like what happened to the grossly green stained bean bag chair? Or the really broken beach chair that somehow was surviving despite being on its literal last leg?
This isn't even that thrifted couch Dabi picked up off the side of the road.
"Is this even Dabi's apartment??" Izuku asks "Did I go home with someone?"
Izuku shakes his head which makes the dull throbbing in his head, a string throbbing. Noticing the glass of water and the two pills next to it, he takes them.
But no, Izuku didn't come with anyone. Izuku remembers walking up to Dabi's apartment building. There was no one at bars /worth/ flirting with. Except... What was his name? Kacchan?
Yeah. Kacchan was worth it. That guy was so hot Izuku doesn't know how a guy of that caliber was talking to him.
But Izuku thanks the gods he did because whoo boy. Granted Izuku /can't/ remember what the guy really looked like aside from his pretty ruby colored eyes and spikey hair or /what/ they talked about but trust him on this okay?
Kacchan was H A W T.
Izuku slowly rises from his spot on the couch, stretching. Grabbing his used glass to wash Izuku pads over to the kitchen. As he washes he looks around the kitchen noticing that Dabi's kitchen in fact /does not/ look like this. Izuku slowly sets the cup to dry, he slowly turns the water off and starts looking around the apartment.
He stumbles upon mail that says 'Katsuki Bakugo' apartment 6D. Which is funny because Dabi doesn't have a roommate AND he lives in apartment 6A.
So what's this mail doing- Izuku's eyes widened with pure panic.
"Oh my god" Izuku whispers in a panic "Oh my god. Im in the /wrong/ apartment" 
Suddenly Izuku can hear an alarm going off. He drops the mail on the counter top and stares at the closed bedroom door for a moment before he hears shuffling.
"Oh fuck oh fuck" Izuku mutters before running toward the front door.
He trips over his own shoes but does not fall, thankfully. He grabs them off the floor and snatches his jacket off the hook.
The bedroom door creaks open and he fumbles with the locks on the door. Currently in Izuku's mind he is in a horror movie and the killer is gonna get him.
The front door unlocks and Izuku zooms out so fast you would have thought he was flash. The door slams behind him and Izuku runs smack dab into Dabi who clearly was coming back from getting breakfast.
"Dude" Dabi says as he opens the door to his apartment "where the hell were you last night?"
Izuku squints and shoves his way into Dabi's apartment "Shut the door shut the door"
Dabi closes the door but stares at Izuku oddly "is this like? Your walk of shame? Who did you go home with? Why are your shoes off? You are so pale? Did you see a ghost?"
Izuki ignores all of Dabi's questions, none of them are important /at all/. "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER YOUR BELL?"
Dabi laughs "sorry man! I fell asleep. I texted you this morning though... didn't you get it?"
"No! My phone is dead and I slept in a stranger's house!" Izuku tugs at his hair "Oh my god i slept in a stranger's house"
Dabi snorts "So you /did/ go home with someone"
"No!" Izuku cries "I have no idea? I can't remember? But I just know. I woke up in the apartment across the hall and i was just there wandering around wondering when the hell did /you/ grow up?"
Izuku takes in Dabi's apartment and for once in his life he is so happy to the classic frat boy way Dabi lives his life.
"I feel like i should be offended" Dabi says, placing his bags on the counter with a small smile "So you didn't sleep with whoever lives across the hall?"
"Nope. Woke up on their very nice couch" Izuku says "There was water and pills set out for- Oh my god! I took pills from a stranger??? I don't know what they were???? Oh my god"
Izuku looks at Dabi horrified. "I'm gonna die???"
Dabi rounds the counter and walks Izuku to his living and sits him down.
"You need to breathe" Dabi says "You aren't going to die. Chances are they let you up and you crashed on their couch okay? We can ask"
Izuku looks at Dabi like he has grown a second head. "WE CAN'T DO THAT??? THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING??? I THOUGHT I WAS IN YOUR APARTMENT? Who knows what I did? What i said"
"My neighbor across the hall does.... we just have to ask???"
"NO!"
Dabi laughs hard "why are you so embarrassed??"
Izuku doesn't know why. He just feels like whatever he did super drunk is mortifying and he would rather not know. See because drunk Izuku and sober Izuku are /two/ different people.
He wants /nothing/ to do with drunk Izuku.
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Katsuki tiredly exited his bedroom just as his apartment door slammed. He blinks because in his tired hazed mind he doesn't recall why that would happen.
In his tired haze mind there was an intruder.
So suddenly awake he runs toward the front of his apartment, tripping on a blanket that was haphazardly tossed and he falls with embarrassingly loud thud.
Then it clicks, the cute drunk fucker from last night just dipped.
Who the fuck just leaves like that??
Okay. Granted he probably woke up super disoriented and confused but Katsuki woulda explained what happened.
Maybe even ask for his number and maybe a date.
Katsuki gets off the floor and heads to the door and swings it open. The hallway is empty, he guesses it is nothing to be so hung up about.
Except he is. Shouldn't be because Deku is a /stranger/.
- - - - -
Sometimes you pass people by in life and for the oddest reason they /stick with you/. You think about them at random moments, you wonder how they are doing, what they are doing.
But Izuku did not pass Kacchan by. He slept on his couch, washed a dish in the house, snooped through his mail and he /can't/ remember what he looked like aside from his hair and eyes.
It's been two weeks since the incident that has been dubbed the "sleep and run" and for some reason Izuku /can't/ let it go.
He is bar hopping again with his friends, with the same assignment as last time- Dabi's after. Dabi promises he'll be awake, that the mishap from last won't happen again.
Is it wrong? Izuku secretly hopes that it does?
He groans after throwing back a shot. He lays his head on his hands watching as his friends have an animated conversation. About what? He has no idea, Izuku has one too many drinks and his mind is completely on Kacchan.
"Izuku are you okay?" Ochako questions tapping her friend
"He was soooooo hot chako" is izuku's reply
Making her snort into her drink. She is fully aware of what had happened, she doesn't understand why Izuku just didn't talk to the guy after the fact but knowing Izuku he was probably freaking out.
"I j-just wanna talk to him again" Izuku's words are becoming slurred and Ochako decides it's high time to cut Izuku off.
"So talk to him again. He lives across from Dabi right? Just talk to him tomorrow" she says
It's a great idea. A Fantastic idea even. Just not the tomorrow part.
At least not to a drunk Izuku.
So when the night is over and Izuku stands outside of Dabi's apartment staring at the intercom like it insulted his mother. He can't remember Kacchan's apartment but he remembers the number 6 because you know Dabi lives on six and they are neighbors.
So izuku begins pressing buttons and stringing together jumbled words that make the question
"Hi- *hiccup* D-did you let a drunk green haired guy sleep on your couch?"
"No! What the fuck? Dont you see the time?!"
Then the next one someone picked up there was a crying baby in the background and loud "Fuck you" to Izuku's question.
"H-*hiccup* Hey! Did you let *hiccup* a drunk green haired man sleep on your couch?"
"Izuku? Are you pressing random buttons??" - its Dabi he actually kept his promise of staying awake.
Izuku squints "sorry wrong number"
"Wait-"
But Izuku already pressed the button to cancel the intercom connection.
He presses another button and rings for a while before it picks up.
"Who is it??"
"H-hey! Did you let a drunk *hiccup* green haired man sleep on your couch?"
"Deku?"
"Who is Deku? You sound really familiar, have we spoken before?"
There is an audible snort "I'll buzz you in"
"No, that's okay! Im looking for someone"
Another snort "I know. Come on."
Then the buzz of the door being open brings Izuku lots of joy.
"YOU ARE A SAINT!"
It's an odd sensation of deja vu and Izuku at this moment in time can't think of why.
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Katsuki chuckles to himself and heads to open his door. He kind of had been hoping to either run into his neighbor to ask about his friend or the drunk idiot would show up again.
Katsuki couldn't stop thinking about him. Something about knocking on his neighbor's door felt funny. So he just never did.
When he opens the door, he finds his neighbor outside of it.
"Hey man" He says cooly "Im Dabi. I live just across the hall" he point behind him "My idiot friend Izuku... he um-"
"Katsuki. He crashed on my couch two weeks ago" Katsuki says
"So you know him! Cool!" Dabi says "Listen he-"
"Was ringing doorbells looking for me"
Dabi snorts and nods.
"Yeah i buzzed him" Katsuki shoves his hands into his sweats "You gonna take him? Or is it cool that he crashes here again?"
Dabi looks taken aback for a moment before he smiles big and wide. "Nah man. He is /all/ yours"
"Cool."
Dabi gives Katsuki a salute and disappears back into his apartment. Just as Katsuki can hear Izuku's drunk ass coming up the stairs singing.
"Kill a man. Take his shoes. Kill a man. Take his shoes. Kill a man, take his shoes so I can be more comfortable" Izuku reaches the top steps and grins to himself.
Katsuki finds it cute and endearing.
"Kill a ma- Kacchan!" Izuku shouts with a large smile that twist Katsuki's insides in ways he doesn't know how to compute.
"Deku." Katsuki says with his own smile
"Who is Deku? Im Iz-u-ku" He replies standing before Katsuki still smiling.
"Tch" Katsuki rolls his eyes "Whatever. Get inside dork"
"Okay!"
Dabi watched from his peephole as the pair went inside. He shakes his head with a laugh and hopes Izuku does not freak out like he did last time.
- - - - -
"The rest is history" Dabi says as he smirks into the microphone. He turns to the newly weds, holding up his champagne glass.
"So while yes we should toast to the happy couple" Dabi says "Let's toast to me too. For falling asleep and not answering my door because if not for that. They wouldn't have met"
Izuku laughs and rolls his eyes while Katsuki scoffs with his lips curving up.
"To the couple!" Dabi says into the mic before bringing glass to his lips.
Everyone around, including Katsuki and Izuku shouts "To Dabi!"
The Venue is filled with laughter and music now that all the speeches are done. Izuku leans his head on his husband's shoulder with a smile.
If you would have told Izuku that he would one day get really wasted, ring the wrong bell and sleep on a stranger's couch who he would later come to date and marry?
He'd probably laugh in your face. Because Izuku just didn't get wasted like that.
But he did and /all that/ happened.
Now he is married to the stranger who let him in and let him sleep on his really nice couch.
Izuku couldn't be happier. Both of them couldn't be happier.
The End 
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mlfirescaped · 3 months ago
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posting stuff cuz i can
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hey look its me x2
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errr me again but being whimsy
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no one needs context its already those 3 words for said context-
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one i like how i drew this XD its fucking funny and two i love you indy <3/p look fam when i talk to u, u make me happy idk why i mean i might know why but....im not gonna say it here in this post-
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ya
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silly in a box that is me im the silly in a box-
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speaking of sillies XD too me the way i drew u indy looks soooo funny XD sorry indy lmao
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this was yesterdays doodles of what i did in vrc the pics above this one was like a day before i did vrc
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me (hr) @chiprevvingtoncogger (chip) and @scrapchinchilla (Dana) messin around in vrc merk was uh screaming and crying for help because leash physics are funny
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Dana avatar has follow me eyes so dana cant help it
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was drawing in my world and drawing random things and 1 of those random things is drawing indy but its a shit doodle and then the other thing i drew was an explosion of hearts why? idk-
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heres merk dieing inside there was a mettaton tryna bang him and merk as chip was trying to run away (since override didnt help) and me and sans are just chilling in the background just watching-
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this is just a doodle i did today cuz idk i can? that and i kinda just like writing "indy is whimsy" cause it rhymes lol
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and this is me going insane :D
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quarktrinity · 1 year ago
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quark watches star trek season 1 episode 28
Time Ripples
mckirk flirting
WHOOPS
mccoy just drugged himself on accident
Time Object
the Time Object speaks!
drugged mccoy leaps into The Past
whoop he fucked up history and now the gang is outside of time. awesome
this is some bill and ted shit
kirk and spock travel to the 1930s! yippeeeee!!!!
this is the fourth time travel episode so far
kirk commits larceny
kirk, explaining spock: "i see youve noticed my friend is chinese"
"ah, youre wondering about the ears" "perhaps the unfortunate accident i had as a child-" "the unfortunate accident he had as a child. he caught his head in a mechanical... rice picker. but fortunately there was an american missionary closeby who was actually a, uh, skilled, uh, plastic surgeon in civilian life-"
hey kirk. why are you, as a man, being pinned to a wall
spock knocks out a cop
this episode is hysterical
spirk flirting
kirk looks slutty as shit in 30s clothes. he saw a button up shirt and said yes i will go full cleavage in this
thank you background music for telling me this lady is hot
kirk falls for a brunette for the first time in star trek
30s lady says fuck homeless people
30s lady says space travel is the future
spock and kirk are a married couple
this is a sitcom
spock commits larceny and kirk uses his slut powers to let him get away with it
30s lady says you two are gay as shit can i be a part of your polycule kirk says yes maam
30s lady apparently Must Die for the sake of History
ok wait nevermind
she either Must Die or Must Not Die for the sake of History and they cant know which. alright thats pretty cool
hi mccoy
ur absolutely insane
30s lady has visions of the future. sure
random guy stole mccoys communicator then vanished! uh oh!
mccoy is Coincidentally in the same city
did star trek invent the What If Germany Won WWII thing
30s lady Must Die because her Kindness leads to WWII going wrong
"i believe im in love with [30s lady]" shut up and find your second boyfriend
mccoy has regained sanity i think
spock is a lil jealous methinks
the Dudes have reunited
30s lady is Dead
kirk is Sad
what happened to the guy who stole mccoys communicator they kinda just left that plot threat hanging
is he ok
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afarcryfrommymain · 9 months ago
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Oc Interview questions! Tagged by @adelaidedrubman and @simplegenius042 thanks yall!
(doing this like he's the one awnsering- no bombs au moment, imagine Sharky in the background like one of those animals that soothes horses)
Name: "Aphid Hernández"
Nickname: "Oh gosh- people call me Aph if that counts? And of course, Rook, but I don't know if I'd say I'm much of a Rookie after all this, Joey says it's habit now, but I think she finds the look i give her funny.
Gender: "boy- uh man? But I also like they/them pronouns as much as he/ him - pick ya poison there"
Star sign: "Taurus, I think." (He's right)
Personality type: "I'll be real I don't know this one- I did this test like 5 years ago because a buddy wanted to know but fuck if I remember the results" (it's ISFP)
Height: "5'7" last i checked." (yes, i made him shorter.)
Orientation: "Bisexual, I think, but I'll date whoever if we dig one another enough. I'm also poly, but it's not like anyone's able to match Sharks at the moment - also, if a single person in Hope County gives me shit they will find my shovel in their stomach."
Nationality/Ethnicity: "Mexican-American"
Favorite fruit: "oh- that's a tough one- I think I like kiwi best though, weird little things, taste good too."
Favorite season: "waiting for it to cool down and for fall to arrive - ain't this place the mountains? Why am I still sweating when I walk outside? (Long pause) "it's Fall"
Favorite flower: "My tattoo says it all, the gladiolus, cool flowers, I looked up the meaning a long time ago, but it's kinda left my brain since"
Favorite scent: "can't beat a barbecue but I'm partial to most fire-associated smells- Sharky stop looking at me like that."
Coffee, tea, or HC: "oh- coffee for sure, iced tea is good too though."
Average hours of sleep: "Okay. So I know 8 hours is what you're supposed to get- but you think 4 is acceptable? 5 when I'm lucky? Sharky seriously stop-"
Dog or cat person: "lord don't make me pick, not when I got Boomer and Peaches around,"
Dream trip: "tent near a place far away from civilization, by a river, just me fishing and hunting for as long as I can stand to be alone, then I leave."
Favorite fictional/real character: "oh- Ramona Flowers was my gay awakening, she's top of the list for that reason alone.
Number of blankets they sleep with: "Normally, there's a small pile of various blankets under me, and then there's a big one over top like I'm in a nest. Real cozy, I highly recommend it."
Random fact: "oh I hate being asked to give a fun fact uh- I play dungeons and dragons- or I did but I kinda don't have anybody to play with anymore so ya know if anybody in Hope County wants to play hit me up. I cook, too - is that a fact? I feel like people should cook in general, but ya know."
I do NOT know who to tag, and I think most have already been tagged - if you haven't, this is ur tag now. I better see u on my dash soon (/j)
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gemsofthegalaxy · 1 year ago
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Hello hi 👋 if you are willing to indulge me I would love to hear any and all of your Canadian Greg thoughts!!
I am also a Canadian Greg truther but I live in America so I can’t imagine the full extent of what it means for him to be a Canadian boy™
Ooooohhhh hell yeah I love to share the Good Word about Canadian Greg at least from my thoughts
while I tend to tweak his background based on the specific fic I am writing here in there, I really truly believe Greg has moved around a lot in his life. I like to think in fact he's got American citizenship/was probably born there but after his dad (presumably) left after he (presumably) cheated on Greg's mother, they moved back to Canada so Marianne could be closer to Ewan (for better or for worse considering Ewan is....... kinda a dick imo) and now he's a dual-citizen, always an interloper, never quite Canadian enough but not quite settled into American culture.
Partially due to my own experience I think he grew up mostly in Ontario, he doesn't come across as, like, Quebecois to me tho neither do Ewan or Logan despite canonically being raised there so uh you know, and I only ever spent 5 weeks in Quebec myself. but, French Canadian peoples tend to be connected to their Francophone identities in my experience with Acadians and other Francophones in other areas of Ontario, so yeah i mean idk. It's not impossible but he feels more Ontarian, I could see some Western hcs but I've never been further West so like........... i stick him in Ontario bc it's what I know better.
On that, I think he speaks passable but not excellent French with an Okay accent, he likes and knows hockey, has a variety of Canadian slang he doesn't pull out around his US folks. He likes colour-coded Canadian money because it's easier, dammit.
I also like to imagine him spending a bit of time in small town Atlantic Canada, that is the epitome of self-indulgence for Me because that's where my own actual experience mostly lies. He has some random factoids about fishing. I like to imagine he did Little Rocks which is a curling program for kids, he was almost definitely a Scout (he might have moved to Canada young enough to be a Beaver Scout🥺) and he knows, how to safely start a fire and camping basics (i think he prefers to stay in a cabin to a tent tho lmfao), and I believe he genuinely likes some outdoorsy activities, such as hiking, but also wants to be able to retreat to a comfortable area and not be left out in the rain or anything like that.
I think he was raised Catholic which could be anywhere lmao and knows how to hunt but doesn't love it (which I think it was said he did in the scripts in Hunting, as well as Tom, but I can't recall?). I think he made friends that always felt temporary, he was often the new kid and always the weird gawky guy, but he got along with some people even if he was sometimes the butt of the joke too. He did stupid shit like putting hairspray on his hands and letting other guys light it on fire, partially to fit in and partially because "What's the worst that could happen". Not necessarily exclusive to Canada but I knew these guys irl. So.
One of the things I've noticed that is a big difference between Canadians and US Americans is we don't mythologize or adore our founders the way they do. Unsure impact that has on Greg, but part of me likes to do a little excusing for him, that he rationalizes meddling with American politics and the landscape of the News using the idea that it's not his "Real home", even though he knows damn well the US impacts Canada in a huge way. It's another one of his many excuses, like, "it's not my fault, i'll get in trouble if I don't, i need a job to survive and this one is as good as any" etc.
Finally. Another one of my Greg headcanons despite having 0 evidence canonically and in fact evidence against it to an extent- he likes a good graphic tee. Most of them are stored at his mother's. Most importantly, he owns this:
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which i photographed in a real Canadian walmart.
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talesfromsiteredacted · 2 years ago
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Random Things Overheard On Site
Ah, my coworkers. The weird, wacky, wonderful folks who keep the wheels turning. They're a real cast of oddballs, but no one normal ever works at the Foundation, excluding Doctor Glass, of course. Dude's totally got his head on straight, and welded in place. The rest of us... yeah, we're all nuts. Even Site Command has a few loose screws, in Jack Bright's case it's every last blessed one of them. Hold on to your hope, abandon sanity all those who enter here.
On 049:
"Sure, he can kill you with a touch, but at least he'll apologize as it happens, and unlike some people, his hands are clean."
On 076-2:
"Wow. Uh... where were you keeping that axe, buddy?" A pause. "Huh. After training, mind checking over a few weapon designs? I'm doing a new character in D&D."
On the Foundation, to the new hires:
"No, you don't have to be crazy to work here. Clef and Bright will train you in that."
At target practice:
"Come on, ladies! I've seen senior citizens shoot better their first time playing Call of Duty. Eyes on the target, fingers on the trigger. Let's try this once more, with accuracy."
On 053, playing with 682:
"Aw... it's actually really cute how 682 lets her draw flowers all over him."
"Yeah. Remember the 'ballet lessons' last week? Who knew they even made tutus in his size?"
"Not me. Uh, any chance of photos?"
"Sorry, Benji... kinda dropped my camera in the scaly jerk's acid bath."
On 073:
"He's smart, funny, sweet, a total Arabic fox... why not ask him out, Sarah?"
"One. He's an anomaly, and off the approved list. Two, even if I were allowed to date him, isn't he gay?"
"Oh. Yeah. Got a brother?"
On Doctor Gears:
"Can't stop, gotta get the coffee to the Doc."
"He's out? Shit. Caffeine emergency, out of the way people! Do not block the intern, he has Gears' coffee."
On some anomalous weaponry Agent Strelnikof found:
"It took the door out. And the door behind it. And the door behind that door. And half the target range. I think the Insurgency would sooner meet 682 than face one of these guns. And I think both Doctor Clef and I are in love. With the gun."
During a Keter Breach:
"Do you HAVE to follow the anomaly while blasting 'Gangster's Paradise' by Coolio?"
"You'd prefer 'How I Can Just Kill a Man' by Rage Against the Machine?"
"I'd prefer it if you just did your job, Doctor Bright!"
On 079:
"Not sure who's more annoying... the Old Man AI or the homicidal bitch in 'System Shock'"
"Shodan doesn't have 079's sense of humor."
"And neither of them trump the Red Queen in the Andersonverse 'Resident Evil' movies in terms of creepiness."
"Kid AIs are the worst. And she is a creepy little psycho."
During training with 076-2:
"You threw a sword at my head, Abel!"
"But... did you die?"
And... finally, some Multiverse hijinks. A bit of background here: one of the reality warpers pulled a villain, well HE said he was a villain, from a place called Central City in the other universe. He has some ice powers, but... it wasn't Mr. Snart. Nope, we got an incompetent wannabe cryomancer with a stupid name. And... Iris being Iris, she told him off.
"Chillblaine? You call yourself... Chillblaine? Do you even know what a chillblain is? It's a flu symptom. What are ya gonna do, asshole, sneeze on us? Worse, it sounds like a rich spoiled white uni bro trying to get his jerkwad buddy to calm the fuck down. 'Chill, Blaine. She ain't worth it, bro.' Fuck off until you come up with something we can take seriously." Dude looks like he's gonna cry. I look over, and the rest of the team, even Big Brother, are trying not to laugh at this loser. I have no idea who the hell this Flash dude is, but he's got one pathetic nemesis here. Fifty bucks says he couldn't even steal a wallet.
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moinsbienquekaworu · 1 year ago
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@ivory-coronet I've kept playing TotK and oh my god do you want to hear literally every thought out of my head on the topic?
BEWARE OF TOTK SPOILERS ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE
First I love all the little newspaper quests they're silly but they're fun and it's pretty nice going everywhere doing random shit that in like a third of cases are just the Yiga trying to fuck with you. I'd say Penn is useless but actually I think we're splitting the work pretty well: I do all the fieldwork and he writes the articles and gives them to Traysi! Great partnership. I just need the Gerudo Stable and I'll be done, but Ihope you can do stuff with him once the questline is over.
Also I can't help but notice you have way more of an impact on the world in a way? The NPCs remember you, they know who you are more often, I saw the two horse researchers and since I'd already talked to Malanya I got to tell the one who was interested in him that he did indeed exist, it's really really cool. And the rebuilding quests!! The Rito Village bridge! The Lookout Landing mini-stable!! The monster-control crew stuff!!! I really feel like I'm not just doing random sidequests for a reward but that I'm actually contributing to the world and the world knows it.
On the topic of the Wind Temple: it was great, you were right it didn't feel like an annoying dungeon! More like a traditional dungeon but not annoying like they usually are to me. It took me uuuh humiliatingly long to realise you had to use Tulin's gusts of wind on the turbines even though the Sage just straight up tells you to do that lol. The Sages stuff is incredible and I'm absolutely delighted by the fact that I've done a quarter of what was the main quest in BotW but I still don't know what's going to happen at the end of the game. In BotW you just knew where the final boss was and how things would more or less go from the end of the tutorial but here I'm still kind of at a loss. Like there's the Sages but there's also the Depths and the ruins in Kakariko! That said one of my friends who's also playing it said he stumbled upon the Mastersword and the final boss at random just exploring so uh. That must have been weird.
Plus on the topic of the Rito I need to be insane about this to as many people as possible because I was a Revalink kinda girl and I won't forget my roots: when Tulin gets the Great Eagle Bow after the temple... Babe that's MY bow!!! Give it to me it's MINE!!! It does 3x28 damage and it has a great design!!! I got it by beating the dungeon and saving your village almost alone last time!!!! I knew Revali and I wam/am a Champion too!!!!!! IT'S MY BOW GIVE IT BAAACK!!! Make your OWN bow Tulin!!!!! No for real I would be so happy to make a new group for the Sages and Link and make some fabric we can all wear and he can put it on his own bow someone made for him/helped him make but you gotta hand that back baby it's mine!!!!!!
Also I've been to see the Zoras as well and I'm at the entrance of the temple but not there yet so I won't say anything about the dungeon itself but 1) god Sidon.... dreamy sigh. Also 2) Yona isn't that ugly people are just mean. She's great she's sweet and she grew on me real fast. And 3) I really do not care about Finley's appearance relating to her quest in BotW I think it's some fun background stuff but I'm disappointed they didn't give her an older model like they did for Kass' kids. Like she's been waiting for that growth spurt for years now Nintendo just let her gain a few inches!!
Anyway what I want to talk about is the way they handled BotW's existence & a little bit its themes, which I personally think is the biggest flaw of the game. No mention of the Divine Beasts no mention of the towers or the shrines there's some stuff about the Calamity but it's rare I'm sooo mad like I was there for all of it!!! Why are you not saying anything!!!! We can't be forgetting history like three-five years after it happened!! I know they didn't want new players to the franchise to be lost but it's offensive Purah doesn't mention Sheikah tech when explaining the towers it's offensive the Zora chest armour's description just goes 'made by a Zora princess for her future husband' like the Zora princess in question wasn't Link's childhood best friend and he wasn't supposed to be the future husband it's offensive there's no mention of Revali anywhere except the landing is still called Revali's Landing when he had extremely similar powers to Tulin and Teba spent his childhood talking about the legendary champion to him and he has his damn bow in his back!!!!!! I'm so mad!!!! Why Nintendo why!!!
And when I said themes I meant that I'm sad the Sages are all descendants of the original Sages. Cause see the new champions all occupied the same roles as the old champions (greatest Rito warrior, Zora royalty, Gerudo chief, Goron boss (to be)) but while the others all were descendants of the OGs Teba wasn't. It said something about the characters and their villages and what they all valued. And now we're totally forgetting Revali when he's relatively recent (100 years compared to like 5 000) and had similar powers because "what if the player hasn't played BotW". Honestly it made me feel like the shitty 180 the Star Wars sequels pulled with Rey where the message was that whoever her family was didn't matter because she got to decide her own path and - oh wait no her grandpa was Palpatine it was always meant to be fuck off. Like none of them need to be related to the OG Sages but if Sidon or Riju are it's at least coherent with the fact their tribes (?) both seem to have a hereditary thing going on with their leadership. But Tulin really doesn't!! The Ritos don't work like that!! The point was hard work!!! I'm so mad about this one. Note that I don't say anything about Daruk and Yunobo because Yunobo is sweet but Daruk's personality is flatter than a sheet of paper in BotW, especially compared to AoC. I guess at least Mipha's statue is still there and they namedrop her once really badly :)))
Anway I also went to the Depths because I need that camera and it caused me worse stress than walking around Central Hyrule at the start of BotW. So. Not hyped to have to go there more.
There that's it I think but if you have more stuff to chat about don't hesitate to answer or to hit me up 👀 👀👀
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l-mop · 1 year ago
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[Arc 19 spoilers]
FINALLY musser got dropkicked for all that immoral shit he did(/is), from way back in his interlude. Can't be a permanent magic Infini-Winner if we only ever see ya lose, dude. Hope they make the Mussercoin an even smaller denomination of money than Cherrypop bucks in Kennet Found. Nah, but that way he'd get something permanent for a legacy. Never mind. Uh, more random thoughts. I loved seeing the dream versions of everyone if they'd never met each other. Some cool new Others and interesting alternate alliances/paths. Kinda wanna do fanart... The Wild Hunt kept ratcheting up the tension in the background but I love the way the girls quickly outmaneuvered them. They're just mega powerful old farts, so of course the girls had to use the tech illiteracy to their advantage! And turning them to Maricica... Charles called his baby practitioners a "parry and thrust" but the Trio just outdid him on both counts, again. Charles absolutely still needs to go down (again, not forgetting John revenge here. and like the wanton murder of innocents and stuff) but, kudos where kudos is due, I like his soft awakening idea. Now a reprieve until New Years (really hope we get some cute Noravery chapters in there), but then... war. Again. Hehehehe I'm so excited.
Only four more arcs left....
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a-method-in-it · 7 months ago
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So I reblogged this earlier, but multiple people have reblogged from me saying they don't know who Monica Lewinsky is, so here's the cliff notes because she is, uh, very relevant to the Clinton administration which is still surprisingly relevant to modern conspiracy discourse (Monica herself less so, but still):
Monica Lewinsky was a White House intern who, starting in late 1995 when she was twenty-two had what is usually described (more on that in a sec) as an affair with then-president Bill Clinton
This continued for over a year into early 1997, which is kind of wild given that Clinton was running for re-election in 1996 and you would think might want to not have extra-marital affairs of any sort right now
At some point in 1996, Monica's supervisors transferred her out of the White House because they were concerned about the amount of time she and Bill Clinton were spending together. At this new job, Monica told one of her co-workers, Linda Tripp that she'd been having sex with the leader of the free world.
Which like, girl I get it that is a ROUGH secret to keep to yourself but also
you should not have picked Linda Tripp
Tripp, who was in her 40s, decided what she really wanted to do, I guess, was be a political operative of some sort, so she starts illegally recording all of the phone calls between her and Monica
In the background of all this, there's an investigation going on having to do with some real estate thing in Arkansas the Clintons were allegedly mixed up in, which was kind of flimsy but it gave congressional Republicans something to try to make Clinton look shady
Except it wasn't going very well, because special investigator Kenneth Starr can't find anything that implicates the Clintons and it looks like everyone might have to be content with arresting some folks in Arkansas state government and a few random rich people the Clintons knew once.
Until
Linda Tripp
gives Kenneth Starr the tapes of her calls with Monica Lewinsky
I will spare you the detailed timeline of the fallout, because it is deeply frustrating, but the gist is that it gave Republicans a chance to scream about morals, caused some legal trouble for Clinton because he did lie under oath at one point about having the affair, but ultimately the country kind of shrugged and was like "politician cheats on wife with intern---juicy gossip but still gonna vote Democrat in the mid-terms"
And
No
One
Really
Paid
Attention
To
The
Most
Important
Part
Which was the fact that Monica Lewinsky, who was in her early-to-mid 20s when all of this was happening, had her whole life ripped completely apart by nefarious figures much more powerful and politically connected to her, who threw her to the fucking wolves of national media and that's before you even get into the question of is it really possible to call it a consensual relationship when he is kind of your boss's boss's boss and also commander in chief of the world's biggest military?
The man the CIA works for
The man the FBI works for
The man with the nuclear launch codes
Like actually the power dynamics are dizzying to contemplate
Anyway, the whole country was unspeakably awful to this woman, who need I remind you was a White House intern, which is kind of a prestigious job with lots of competition. But she was pretty much dismissed as a slut and a bimbo and a temptress, an easy lay out to seduce any married man with a navy who crossed her path. She was the butt of late-night jokes, torn apart on news shows, her private life was dissected in tabloids and she was just generally treated like shit
She tried to use the publicity for a while---she was a Jenny Craig spokesperson at one point, weirdly --- but within a few years got a masters degree and tried to stay out of the limelight.
In the mid-2010s, she re-emerged as an anti-bullying advocate and people kinda collectively went "....oh."
And she's mostly stayed there ever since. She's witty on social media, and she's done some interviews, but she's mostly just a woman in her late 40s who works on anti-online harassment stuff and honestly I love that for her
I genuinely hope she is happy
And truly, none of us would last an hour in the asylum where they raised her
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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Entire main party is 30~ Lowest units are some unused members that joined over time like the thief girl who are all like 15 but also I'm not going to use bad units for no reason when I've spent this entire time trying to make a fun and cohesive team that isn't like 5 warriors.
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Yeah okay go fuck yourself. ALL of them are 20~ I HAVE to break this law or use my bad backup units.
I didn't even grind in a ridiculous fashion, I'd argue I did LESS side content than a kid would playing this, with the caveat of both me and the hypothetical kid playing on hard, and here we are.
Well let me take this moment to not complain about laws because let's be honest, I'm just gonna break this one and not look back, I do that a lot because the rewards are "nice" but not necessary and I don't have any good privileges that I'd hate to lose yet (turns out that one trial that cheated and put me in an unwinnable situation by cheating because the game cheats would have given me a nice one!)
Instead I just wanted to say the story is progressing so... strangely lol.
Maybe it's just my experience, but I really enjoyed how this all began- it's "kind" of a retread of FFTA's falling into Ivalice story, except that one was from the POV of a kid who really wanted to get back, and wanted to save his brother, and had conflicts with the friends and family he came across because none of them wanted to leave, and all of this was capped off with poor writing that failed to play to the strengths of such a dilemma.
This one is that, but you're one of the kids who's pretty chill with being here, but the story is genuinely promoting and working to the strengths of that, because Luso DOES want to go home, but he's NOT in a hurry to do it, and the in-universe solution to him getting home is for him to enjoy his stay here, the WORLD is bending to make his motivation work, it's great!
The story is quite literally "Enjoy this fun fantasy world and you'll go home :)" at the moment and just that is pretty nice, but it's also capped off with some interesting growth in the background- who is Cid, holy shit Cid got shot there's some dark stuff going on in this world, what is this magicite or whatever, is the Mist a problem- all of that is good and adds to it so far!
But uh.
All of that is kinda on the backburner like 99% of the time it feels lol
Because the actual story is just "IDK, go grab some medicine (he doesn't super need but it's nice)? IDK, what's that rock? Oh you don't know so it'll take a while so that's post-poned? alright. IDK, wanna go on an airship? No reason, just do you wanna go look over the edge while flying because that'd be neat? Yeah."
Like I genuinely think the "goal" at the moment being to simply enjoy the world is potentially a good one, it's something some neat side quest centric stuff could latch onto, but instead it's very much just. meandering.
The side quests themselves are all empty and nothing as all hell, a lot of them are just "Have you unlocked the right job to hand over the unit for a few weeks?" or "Can you walk over to this node and we'll call that a delivery quest? (reminder there aren't forced random encounters so it's just you walking from A to B) and why is that even a thing.
And then the main quest is just, more meandering. I'm doing NOTHING!
I'm sure it won't stay that way, but it feels like the last like 8 main quest objectives were just us walking around aimlessly, all the while the thief girl makes snide remarks about stealing from us, and Luso goes "Oh you~ Anyways, let's go tell Cid that we climbed a mountain!"
It's been nothing for slightly too long.
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Oh it's that Vaan guy.I know him from final fantasy.
I rather enjoyed that one, it's Weird and it's gameplay is Weird and it's Big Flawed and I really had a great time and wish I had been in the mood to post more of it when I did play it lol
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A bunch of Devil may cry!Yuu headcanons
Also this is just a bunch of random headcanons not really in any order
Imma say this outright Yuu is Dante's kid (I say daughter but really it could be anything)
When Grimm and Yuu first meant and Grimm spit fire in her face, Yuu keep smiling and was just like "Neat!"
Also almost killed Crowley at the entrance ceremony and got collared by Riddle
Genuinely thought Riddle was a kid when she met him
Is so tired with life... She went from dealing with her family's antics to now this world antics? Just wants a break
Yuu also has some of Dante's old weapons- and a few of her own
Agni and Rudra, Nevan, and a pistol her Auntie Lady gave her :)
Just kinda watches most things play out
Like when Ace and Grimm got into a fight, she just didn't do anything
"Ohh now this is getting spicy! Oh wait, they've burnt the statue..."
Instead of Yuu calling out to Deuce to stop Ace, Grimm did.
Doesn't know how Ace is still alive after getting a cauldron dropped on him
Ace also found out very quickly what a 'summon sword' was
"AH! What the hell??" "Don't worry we do this in my family all the time!" "What the fuck is wrong with your family!"
Lets just say the Adeuce combo is confused and scared for Yuu's safety
Now ignoring all of the main story stuff them finding out Yuu is pretty much indestructible even by half demon standers was a complete accident
During a fight, a spell hit Yuu and flung them through a wall
Yuu just stood back up and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of said student
"Yuu! Are you okay?" "Hm? Oh yeah, don't worry about it. My cousin and I use to throw each other threw walls to see who was stronger!" "..." "..." "Well who was stronger?" " My cousin."
After showing them a photo of her, Nero, Dante, and Vergil they had some questions
"You are all just copies of each other." "Well Dante and Vergil are twins." "Yeah we can tell."
After a few more questions Yuu retells the family history
"So you're all half demons right?" "Right," "And you only just found out your Uncle was alive?" "Yep" "After he tried to kill your father a couple of times, and took your cousin's arm?" "Uh-huh" "And you are completely okay living with him?" "Yeah why?" "Oh great seven..."
After Jack joined the first year squad, him and Yuu became very good friends
"Yuu, please don't throw Leona-senpai," "No, he talked shit, now he gets hit!" "Count him lucky it wasn't the gun."
Deuce + Yuu = The "I have a single parent who I love and if you say anything bad about them I will kill you" squad
Yuu cares for Grimm very deeply and would absolutely murder someone for him (Watch your back Idia)
Yuu like Chen'ya just not the rest of RSA
Neige was to sweet and pure, Yuu just doesn't know what do to
Can and will eat Lilia's cooking and scare the rest of Diasomnia
"Yuu-chan! I've made you a meal, it must be hard living all alone in Ramshackle." "Oh thank you Lilia"*takes a bite* "How does it taste?" "It's fine, definitely not the worst thing I've had..."
Silver's in the background wondering just what Yuu's eaten (Hint hint: it was demon)
Yuu was on the street for a while and being desperate and constantly hunted, Yuu just kinda... Killed a demon and ate it... A few times (if V can do it in the manga, Yuu can too)
Malleus and Yuu are pretty close
"You are not scared of me?" "Well you aren't scared of me."
Over all DMC!Yuu is pretty desensitized to violence and gore, is blunt, but cares deeply for her friends and family
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