#i kin him so hard it’s kinda insane

[that-one-english-nerd]

he is me and i am him, trust me on this..

Joe Rantz + text posts

[marsbotz]

this was my realest post ever but i regret posting it every single day bc it got like 1k notes (big for ninjago textposts.) and never seems to die

[dwaekkicidal]

Hey cutie, you've done puppy Seungmin and WolfChan, but what about when the bunny reader is in heat? I mean, she's always grinding on Channie, giving him hickies everywhere, just feeling way more possessive than she normally does, she's just onto him 24/7. (Also, if you're comfortable, please could you describe the reader as chubby? Sorry, English is my fourth language lol 😅)

Also, I looove your work. You're one of my most favourite Tumblr writers.

🥲🥲🥲 that last comment got me kicking my feet n shit :')) thank u that means a lot to me <3

wc�� ~600

cw» kinda? chubby fem!reader, bunny!hybrid reader, heats, p in v, breeding (everybody act surprised), pregnancy mentions: 'kits' are baby bunnies btw

❥ Chris absolutely LOVES when your heat is coming around. He loves how clingy you get and the way you rub your face on everything you can.

❥ It's just all so endearing to him. The way you stay glued to his arm when you're out and about with him, and then once you're home you just push him onto the couch and throw yourself on top of him, expecting his immediate attention and cuddles.

❥ And the way you rub your cheek all over his arms or his tummy when you're cuddling with him, it being your nonverbal way of requesting his love and affection.

❥ He gets sooo riled up when your heat first hits. He always notices the day it starts, but you never seem to connect the dots. As if the way you latch yourself onto his neck and suck pretty, dark marks into his neck as your nails dig into his arm don't give it away.

❥ Your foggy little brain doesn't really process why the sloppy makeout sessions get you so built up and horny, or why you suddenly need his hands on you at all times during these sessions. It's almost as if you're subconsciously trying to make him claim you

❥ He feels like get into his own "human heat" when yours starts. The way you need him and his seed so carnally at all hours of the day drives him insane. Even more so when he wakes up the next morning to shower and finds deep, red scratches all over his arms and his back- he's almost the one waking you up ready to go again.

❥ It's still endearing even as you grind down onto him on the couch during movie night. Your lack of panties under your shorts being obvious thanks to the slick that's getting all over his sweatpants and leaving a dark spot right above his dick

❥ He'll just sit there with a dopey smile on his face as his fingers dig into the fat of your hips, helping you use him to get off, and even encouraging you.

"Shh... Good job baby. Take what's yours, yeah?"

"Channie's got you, Bunny. Keep being good and I'll breed you nice a deep."

❥ AbsoLUTELY eggs on your desire to get bred during your heat. During downtime will show you pictures of little Bunny-hybrid kits (that vaguely look like one of you) and will just so happen to scroll past baby clothes when he's doing online shopping "for us"

❥ And when he has you below him, bent into a million positions and drooling all over your nest, he's going to talk non-stop about how good you'll look round and full of his babies- of "our kits"

❥ He's gonna pound you so good and so deep as he says all these things, even telling you that he's gonna breed your heat away; that he's gonna fuck you so well and get you so pregnant so often that you won't remember what a heat even is

❥ Loves grabbing onto your tummy and pushing down onto it when he has you in missionary- making you really feel how deep he is and how deep his cum will be soon

❥ Sometimes even just rubs your stomach and says something about how "This is where my babies are" and how he's gonna keep his kin safe no matter what

❥ Is already a huge "boobs guy" and literally jumps off the fucking walls when he latches onto your tits and says something like "I need to enjoy these while I can. When we have kids, I won't be able to see them nearly as often" Will pout sooo hard while saying that and looks at them as if the world is ending

[bogbees]

Iruka and Kakashi are secretly married and have each other listed as their next of kin

Kakashi gets amnesia and they go to contact his next of kin and kinda go insane seeing Iruka-sensei listed there. Sakura has to double check. she pulls up Iruka's file and find's Kakashi's name there. She's confused bc if they'd gotten together they'd have mentioned it right???

So Iruka shows up like "hello? how is Kakashi?" ans Sakura kinda gets winded by the sudden informality but she explains that Kakashi got amnesia

Iruka goes to see him and Kakashi instantly zeroes in on his arrival, high alert, only for him to remember himself and try to appear nonchalant even tho he's keeping his eyes trained on Iruka with interest

"Who's this, Sakura-chan?" he asks, weirdly bashfull somehow

"Iruka-sensei, he was on your file..."

"eh?" a teacher?

"I'm your husband, Kakashi," Iruka tells him so softly, so warmly

Sakura does not freak out hearing this.

Kakashi's face turns beet red and he tries to deny that, waving his hands frantically, "there's no way I'm married, this must be a prank, right Sakura-chan?"

Iruka laughs, killing Kakashi instantly, "why do you think that's untrue?" thinking it's to do with trauma and his standoffish behaviour.

Kakashi is like "you're too pretty and nice to have married me."

which kills Iruka instantly. Sakura is struggling so hard not to start screaming.

Iruka pulls out his dog tag, and shows him the engraving on it, "may i see yours?"

Kakashi thinks the design looks familiar, and gives him his. Iruka aligns them so that the engravings line up perfectly, revealing the Hatake clan symbol, "you did this after the village was attacked once; after you saved my life. you had wanted to promise me that you'd always be there for me, but the only thing that came to mind was this."

Kakashi can believe that. But he also finds it insane how he'd do something possessive like this. Don't people leave? Why try to keep this man like this... but then he looks back up to see Iruka smile at him and ok. yeah.

"This isn't how i proposed is it?" he feels somewhat shameful of the idea

Iruka laughs, holding a fist to his mouth to quiet himself, "no, no, this was more of a... ah, making ourselves exclusive. an item, a pair."

the relief he feels is monumental, "then how did i propose?"

Iruka's face reddens as he looks away, out the window, and scratches he cheek along the edge of his scar, "ah, you'd gotten me a comb."

Kakashi nods, traditional method, but all he can really imagine himself doing is brushing the man's hair and well. teasing him with touch. Iruka doesn't meet his eyes and his face gets redder. ah. he had done that too.

"well," Kakashi decides he'd be happy to fall in love with this man all over again, "will you take me home sensei?"

[katyawriteswhump]

the freak in the penthouse, part 3.2

E-rated (for sexual content), accidental millionaire eddie/sex-worker steve.

On tumblr: Part one Part two Part three.one or search #thefreakinthepenthouse

On AO3

3.2 Who’d wanna hire an asthmatic call-boy?

“You broke your no-music rule,” Steve murmured into Eddie’s ear, arms looping up around Eddie’s neck as they swayed to the unfamiliar rock song.

“My penthouse, my rules.”

“Anything you say, bat-boy.”

“Say what?”

“The tats.” Steve nibbled Eddie’s collarbone. Steve never knew he’d gotten a thing for tattoos, let alone nasty-ass demons and skulls and bats and shit. Last night, however, they’d totally bewitched him, and now… “Fucking delicious, Eddie. I wanna lick every inch of your skin. What d’ya say to that, Sweety-kins?”

"You're goooood, Stevie. I almost believe ya."

Steve peeped up. Eddie poked his tongue out, kinda silly. Joke was, though, Steve genuinely craved it. Jesus, he’d not wanted to actually be with anybody in so damn long. Still, he couldn’t blot out something Robin said earlier, "It’s just another form of Stockholm syndrome, Steve. He's paying you for sex. Don’t go down that spiral."

His tongue scraped up Eddie’s throat, chafed along the line of Eddie’s jaw, finding those lips, plundering that mouth. His fingers glided into Eddie’s hair, twisting, tangling and clinging, while Eddie kissed enthusiastically back.

You know what, Robin—I’ll spiral if I gotta, because he’s still the best thing that’s happened to me in years. Who cares about being thrown away with the trash tomorrow, when you’re already three-fifty in profit, and Christ knows… heck, YOU know… I need the money.

They wound up naked in the foamy plunge pool. Steve sprawled on top of Eddie, taking Eddie’s face in his hands as he basically sucked it off. When they broke for air, Steve mumbled, “You lied, man. It’s not big enough to swim in.”

“Seen bigger, huh?” panted Eddie.

Well, duh! I used to have my own swimming pool ten times this size.

He wedged his hand between Eddie's thighs. “Depends what we’re talking about.”

“Bet you say that to all the dames.”

“Nah. Just you.”

They kissed again, splashed about and grappled, till Eddie landed on top, pinning Steve beneath him.  Eddie was insane levels of adorable with his hair flattened like a wet pup, rendering those kind chocolate eyes stupid-huge. He’d gotten soap suds everywhere, including on the tip of his nose, from where Steve—awkwardly gyrating his dick against Eddie’s from beneath—began licking it off.

Bad move.

The shitty suds caught in his throat, and he started to cough. Uuuuuurgh! Why today? WHY NOW? Whose dumbass idea was the hot-tub?

Oh yeah. Mine. 

He squirmed out from under Eddie and turned away to gather himself, leaning on the side of the pool.

Eddie’s gentle hand on his shoulder startled him: “Hey, take it easy. You okay?” 

“Yeah… Jesus, I’m fine. Fucking stupid bubbles.” He swallowed hard, blinked to clear the moisture from his eyes. “Where were we?”

Eddie leaned back, his arms spread along the back of the tub, his legs floating and his hips elevated. His dick bobbed needily on the bubbly surface of the tub, and the hopeful smile on his face said it all. 

He wanted Steve to blow him.

Which wasn’t a problem. Christ, choking on soap suds shouldn’t trigger an attack or anything. On the other hand, it had unsettled Steve. And ordering his prevention meds wasn’t the same as taking them.

Screw it, though. He’d muscle through. He usually did.

He glided between Eddie’s legs, knees on the bottom of the tub, water lapping his chin as he nuzzled into the hair above Eddie’s dick. He focussed on Eddie’s little grunts, the way he jerked his hips up, his dick beating ripples across the surface. Steve slid his lips over Eddie’s cockhead, and Eddie instantly pressed toward Steve’s throat. Steve’s lower lip was already on the water line, the water splashing into his face, stinging his eyes.

You can do this.

He swallowed Eddie’s shaft deep, which went badly, as it somehow forced more suds up his nose.

Crap! No, you moron. You really can’t fucking do this.

He slid his lips free, gasped, coughed then goddamn wheezed. What’s wrong with you tonight? You total, pathetic loser!

“Steve?” Eddie’s formerly blissed-out eyes stretched wide. “You okay? You need some water?”

“No. M’fine.” Eddie was coming at him, tentatively reaching for him. Steve gathered the strength to shove him back, thudded his own chest, then slid his hand to his ass. He’d prepped before coming in, in case Eddie hadn’t been in the mood for slow and sweet tonight. Plus, he was wet and soapy.

This was still gonna hurt, mind. But if he couldn’t give a blowjob without flaking out and freaking like a pussy, he’d not got much choice.

Eddie still looked worried. “You sure you’re fine?”

“Never better,” purred Steve.  “Look, sorry about that. Gonna treat you so good, Eddie Munson, your cock’s gonna wanna pay rent on my ass by the year.”

“Huh?”

THAT WAS THE SHITTEST LINE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!

“Just relax, Eddie-babes. Gonna ride you to fucking heaven and back.”  

Steve rolled the condom onto Eddie’s erection himself this time. He awkwardly straddled Eddie’s lap, lined himself up, gritted his teeth. With his top-draw ‘I-love-how-you-hurt-me’ cry, he impaled himself to the hilt on Eddie’s cock and started riding him like a cowgirl. 

Yeah, it hurt. Always did, taking somebody so quick, so deep, with gravity definitely not his friend. He grinded away at Eddie, already feeling that dull gnawing ache in his back that wouldn’t fade for hours, and—

“Steve? You… uh… uh… fuck, yeah… You s-sure you’re okay?”

“Fine!”

Eddie looked slightly anxious, which was totally not what Steve was going for. Then he realized why.

Eddie was staring at Steve’s dick. 

Steve’s totally soft dick.

A strange embarrassment shot through Steve, even as he kept riding Eddie, arms aching as he levered himself up and down. His hard labor was paying off, though. Eddie’s eyes rolled upward:

“Stevie, uh… uh… Yes… Oh my God… yessss… b-but… Hey, let me, okay?”

Steve’s arms almost buckled in bewilderment. Most Johns hadn’t given a damn if Steve came or not. Most hadn’t even given a damn if he was literally choking on their cock, unless teeth became an issue.

Eddie, however, grasped Steve’s dick and began to frisk it: “Jesus… Eddie… Yes… Wow.”

Eddie proved pretty skilled in the hand-job department, emphasising the upstroke—always the best part for Steve—pausing only to chafe his thumb across Steve’s super-sensitive slit. Eddie’s awesomeness soon outweighed Steve’s discomfort, coaxing him into full-on erection, until…

“Oh shiiiiiit, yes, Eddieeeeee!”

“Come for me, Sweetheart… Jesus, you’re too good. Too good for meeeee…. Fuuuuuuck!”

Steve’s frantic gaze locked tight on Eddie’s and he streaked messily across Eddie’s tattooed chest. Almost simultaneously, Eddie peaked too, buried deep up Steve’s ass. After that, Steve’s arms really did give way. He slid off Eddie and flopped forward, totally dizzied. It was hard enough coping with a strenuous cowgirl session coupled with the challenges of a pool. Dealing with the aftermath of his own orgasm on top of that?

Too damn much. Too damn good.

He snuggled bonelessly, his head in the crook of Eddie’s neck. Cool water lapped his chest. God, how had Eddie managed to transform a scary nightmare of a session into something Steve actually enjoyed?

I guess they all have their weird kinks. He’ll turn out like half the others and want to slap you around tomorrow.

It was hard to believe, though, especially as Eddie whispered: “You did so good, Stevie. You’re sooooo good to me.”

“You really are a freak, you know that?” said Steve.

Chapter 4 on AO3

Chapter 4.1 on tumblr

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[finn-furry]

I love Zed sm

This is just gonna be a post talking about Zed because I'm going insane and I love him so much

So first movie I already knew I was gonna kin him after like the scene where he noticed his z band hand was becoming red and he was like "Nah I'm fine. Besides I have to keep making the other zombies proud." Like he cares about others people's opinions and just cares about other people over himself like hello?? That's literally me coded. He's such a loser /pos like he's so cringe and just such a loser, just like me fr

In the second movie I started kinning him so much more. Like I totally understood why he hated the werewolves at first because they got so many privileges that the zombies had to work for. He felt like it wasn't fair and I totally get that if I saw other people that didn't have to work hard for something I worked hard for it would make me pissed off too. And the song Do It Like the Zombies Do I love it sm. Because I am like 90% sure I am neurodivergent, specifically autistic, and so I have always tried to fit in to be accepted. So I totally get why Zed is trying to make the werewolves fit in because, despite not liking them he still doesn't want to see them struggle like the zombies did because he's still a nice guy, and I get why he's frustrated that they don't care about fitting in. As someone who's trying to stop masking in public because who cares what others thinks I also get kinda envious when I see people being themselves without caring. Sometimes I try to tell my other neurodivergent friends to calm down or to act more "normal" because I've learned to not be weird so I don't want my friends to be seen as weird by other people. I'm trying to stop that habit as well.

Zombies 3 I related to him doubting himself despite everyone saying he's amazing. My thoughts get to me despite what anyone says. I also relate to his immediate head over heels love for Addison because I am a hopeless romantic. I just love Zed sm and I relate to him a lot.

[carphoegras]

I don’t ship most of these myself , but your rant/ramble posts on Les Mis ships are funny so I genuinely wanted your opinion on these 👁

1. Enjoltaire

2. Valvert

3. Enjonine

4. Marisette (or whatever Marius x Cosette was called)

5. Javonine (Javert and…Eponine 😭)

6. Marionine (A name a just guessed for Marius x Eponine because I wasn’t bothered to look it up)

7. and uhhh.. Granjonine (I think that was the name)

well hello darling! i live to entertain lol lets get into it i might have to put this under a cut because i think its obvious i have a rambling issue

Enjoltaire : a classic for good reason. they seemed really base level to me at first because i watched the movie first, but once i read the brick and really saw their dynamic i fell for them HARD. for me the beauty of this pairing is really rooted in the substance of their individual characters as opposed to like a romantic relationship. idk its so difficult for me to verbalize why i love them so much i think i just love the idea of finding common ground despite difficulties. enjolras and grantaire mirror each other in such a beautiful way that i feel the musical/movie couldn't really capture without demoting it to a puppy love grantaire/mean enjolras dynamic idk i have such an issue with some portrayals of them because i feel like they create a victim/abuser situation where there wasn't one but that's like a whole post within itself anyway i feel like im getting incoherent i love exr with every fiber of my fucking being just read the brick if you don't get it ok the movie and musical just dont do it justice and for the love of god avoid the fics written in 2012/2013 after the movie hype its all wRONGGGG (i love you george blagden but you created a twink grantaire movement) (they pull each others pigtails okay its a mutual obsession) (enjolras why don't you just ignore him baby? glutton for punishment my dear we all know if you hated him you wouldn't let him hang around) (anyway) i should make a seperate post about my exr feelings bc i could talk ab them for hours

2. Valvert: okay this is where i feel like i can be unpopular with the fandom. i fucking hate this ship. like physically, spiritually, all that. its one of those that i kinda lose respect for the person bc its literally a cop/prisoner thing. its not enemies to lovers. its not a hate love thing. javert's a fucking cop. valjean is his victim. the whole idea of people romanticizing this makes me feel so insanely icky and i think the point of the story has just gone RIGHT over some folks' heads please take a step back and think about it. neolib behavior sorry not sorry

3. Enjonine: enjolras is gay. just like, straight up in the brick enjolras is a gay man. this ship is spawned from straight girls who saw aaron tveit and use eponine as their not like other girls posterchild. just a whole bunch of hetero nonsense. same behavior as the joseph quinn enj x reader bs. honey thats a homosexual man and can we please stop reducing eponine to needing a boyfriend she needs a stable home and a goddamn therapist fucking hell

4. Marisette: okay. i LOVE THEM. i'm a cosette stan myself, and i'm a huge fan of a gooey love at first sight situation. they contrast my love for exr in the sense that they're a very easy love. their parts in the book literally make me SWOOOOOON i can put aside my beef with marius as a combeferre kin to appreciate how sweet they are

5. Javonine??: im sorry wh aht. did the snape x hermione shippers leak into the lm fandom or am i being fucking punked im not discussing this its obvious why this is wrong please tell me its obvious y'all are NASTY

6. Marionine: eh. eh. i mean, like i said with enjonine eponine's problems are not gonna be solved with a dude. i'm really not opposed to them, persay, its just that eponine's love for marius is so incredibly dependent and rooted more in her personal trauma than actual love, so i feel a little weird with them sometimes. sometimes it just gives anti cosette vibes (cough cough bc of the bullshit love triangle angle that the musical markets cough cough) so i tread very carefully with them

7. Granjonine: again what in the damn hell. i'm not dignifying this shit they could be besties but for the love of god george blagden did a number on the straight girls. STOP PROJECTING ONTO EPONINE IM GONNA LOSE MY FUCKING MIND LEAVE HER ALONE

thanks for the ask lovely, i do love rambling even though these ships are baffling lmaoooo

[dearweirdme]

As a pre-warning, you might see or be asked about some nonsense on twitter regarding Jeongguk's and Jimin's dog tags and how the companion system involves trading tags with each other.

This is 100% untrue and honestly insane. Dog tags are used in the same way as all military; to ID deceased or injured soldiers and to record a Soldier's blood type in case they need emergency treatment in the field.

One set of tags is given to a parent, spouse or other next of kin so that if you are injured, killed or unrecognisable, they are able to determine who you are and who you belong with. Right now, some of our old fallen soldiers are able to return home to their families based on such identification.

But the most ridiculous thing is that it would be so, so dangerous to swap your dog tags out because, like I said...they have blood type info. So imagine I am Soldier 1 with blood type A and I'm wearing two different dog tags, one belonging to Soldier B who is blood type AB and I am badly injured so that I can't be recognised or I am found by people not familiar with me and can't tell who I am--ultimately, they wouldn't be able to give me life saving treatment because they wouldn't know who I am and what I need.

This is another example of people believing what they read or twisting stuff for the advantage of shipping.

Do they really believe the Korean government is stupid enough to put romance or even displays of friendship above the safety of soldiers? Like they are spending money plating dog tags so they can be used as a fanciful little trinket?

It just really astounds me how people can genuinely believe such crap.

Even acknowleding the real purpose of dog tags should lead to somber reflection on the price our soldiers pay to protect us yet there are people romanticizing it.

Determine to create some romantic context and stir rumors between two people who are stationed together on a HOMOPHOBIC military.

Truth be told, nobody will take these shippers seriously so there's no really concern, in my opinion but the fact that these shippers are still trying so hard to force this narrative into a military context to the point where they are now telling bold lies about it shows that they don't really see the human beings behind their storytelling.

What matters to them isn't common sense or common decency, it's being able to selfishly live in their fantasies as long as possible.

Hi anon!

What kinda hit me this week, is that Jkkrs have this tendency to pick which parts of Sk culture they find useful. For instance, they have no trouble using white day and other days like that, but when it comes to how SK culture is not welcoming to queerness in general at all.. that’s when Jkk becomes to exception. When you look at the relative importance of those things.. it is not unlikely for friends to hang out on special holidays, but it is very unlikely for a queer famous couple to be as out as Jkkrs claim.

Also… the clinging to false evidence and moments! Jkkrs are more likely to double down (hard!!!) on their ideas than to ever admit that there might be another explanation. Troye Sivan’s song in the Tokyo GCF for instance… Troye Sivan himself said that song wasn’t necessarily romantic for him, but rather for his fans who stood by him. There’s also the strong possibility that Jk just really liked the song without tying it to Jm, but rather to how he felt in life generally. Yet, I get these anons claiming there is ‘no other explanation’.

The dog tag idea they have now attached themselves to (I really hope it’s just some juvenile fans not understanding a thing of life and not Jkkrs in general (you won’t catch me at their blogs atm)) is atrocious. And I soothe myself by thinking what you said too ‘no one will take them seriously’ it’s madness.

[kits-ships]

🌱 🥀 for the ask game?

omg thank you!!

🌱 Who was your first F/O?

eee.... the first romantic f/o i can clearly remember is chief, when i first started playing animal crossing wild world! i couldn't really read yet, but i would always talk to my mom about how he was my boyfriend... i also remember running to his house when i first saw the ufo event because, again, i couldn't read the game guide and had no clue what was happening !!!

he's in my new horizons world now !! he's so silly and i treat him like the king he is

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🥀 Talk about some of your fictional crushes and why they aren't your F/O!

oh this is so embarrassing... do not look at me... /j

i'll talk abt my two demon slayer crushes because they are currently HAUNTING me !!!!

spoilers ahead

ough....

so the first one i considered (and am intense denial over) is

😡😡👹👹🤬🤬💀sanemi💀🤬🤬👹👹😡😡

this bitch!!! i am still mad at him for stabbing nezuko. i know it was an important moment / plot device but 🤬🤬 SHES JUST A BABY!!! luckily he apologized kinda so that was nice but he's still on thin ice...

also, the hashira i compare ione to the most is kanae! they're both very sweet and motherly and ik the fandom ships kanae/sanemi a lot. so.

PLUS THE FACT THAT BOTH IONE AND SANEMI LOST THEIR LITTLE SIBLINGS... IT KILLS ME. I JUST KNOW THAT THEIR OLDER SISTER/BROTHER GUILT IS CRAZY . THE IMAGINE BONDING POTENTIAL

also throwing giyuu into the equation as a polycule is so good?? the only three surviving hashira that have nothing left without the slayer corps??? BUT THEY HAVE EACH OTHER??? CUUUUTE!! giyuu also has insane guilt related to his sister so he fits in great during group crying sessions :') /j

tldr; i'm mad at him for being a meanie but the potential shipping dynamics are so cute. and he's a handsome fellow.

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the second is fucking DOUMA. i don't really have a reason for not shipping with him other than

i'm shy and feel a weird ocd induced guilt whenever i want to announce another f/o

i'm trying to keep my dignity intact because douma is douma

it's hard to edit my carrd on my phone 😔

BUT HES SOOO SILLY. LIKE HIS CHARACTER IS SO SAD IN ESSENCE BUT HES ALSO MY SILLY...

also i might kin him a little. he's like the antithesis to me kinning aziraphale. an angel and a nihilist atheist. i don't know what this says about me

he literally makes me want to call him a little meow meow. but he also seems like he'd call me his little meow meow. fuck this guy.

tldr; guilt and sloth do NOT compel me.

also @lovediives kokushibo spotted 😎

[unhingedkinfessions]

hi its the kin walmart anon and im here to talk more <33

dude i literally cannot express to you how genuinely wild this shit was. mario was dating a luigi kinnie at the time and then… decided to exile luigi after breaking up with him and then not long after, they exiled me after finding out that i had a crush on mario because i “made him uncomfortable” even tho i literally did nothing. told him that i liked him and then shut up about it after he turned me down. i did have other people that i liked at the time that i talked about Publicly and he just assumed they were about him and it made him uncomfortable. eventually mario stopped going by mario because he discovered that he was a Steven Universe kin and changed his name to Steven, even tho at the time thats what I went by and then he Never called me by my name. I wasn’t allowed to use my own name in this fucking place, THEY CALLED ME BEEVEN.

this all happened over like. months. this shit took months to play out. there was a link there too and she was. wowie wow wow she was inch resting. ms i am link irl and no one else is valid.

she was like. i believe in her 20s at the time, idk my memory is kinda foggy, but she tried So Hard to get with luigi who was like 17 so that was interesting. there was a kin home depot discord server at some point that was made as like a “fuck you” to kin walmart. kin walmart also had most of its member’s come from Vent (yk the hell app fr) so that automatically made things so interesting.

THEY ALSO THREATENED TO MAKE ??? A CALL OUT POST ??? ON TUMBLR AND VENT ????

anyways, luigi and i are still friends because we both bonded over getting fucked over by the same people <3 ironically enough, luigi currently works at a walmart so i think its fair to say he has healed from the trauma caused by kin walmart /lh

once again, totally understand if this doesnt get posted but i figured why not lolol

THIS IS THE KIND OF INSANE DRAMA WE WANT ‼️ I LOVE YOU DERANGED KINNIES WHO ACT LIKE IT'S A BATTLE ROYALE. I LOVE YOU FUCKED UP DISCORD KIN SERVERS FULL OF MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE.

[bonefall]

are there any cats youve assigned music to/assosciate with certain songs?

What you mean like, the fake AMVs that play in my head on long bus rides? Sure why not, I'll bite and have some fun. Bonefall Rewrite playlist lmao

I'll try not to share music that I picked up from AMVs because hopefully you guys know that Firestar's actual, factual theme song is Bones Shatter

(Below the cut is 10 videos worth of music. Most of my music tastes involve killing and stabbing and murder and biting, be forewarned.)

I wrote a whole essay once on how To The Blade by Everything Everything is the perfect song for Ferncloud and Cloudtail in the wake of learning that Ashfur is the imposter once, but then deleted it lmao. The song is about the limitations of empathy in understanding the actions of a monster, how you'll drive yourself insane thinking of everything you could have done differently, and the intense feelings of helplessness and shame in losing someone you cared about to extremism

It's lost a little bit in the Rewrite... though I am thinking of making Cloudtail Ashfur's mentor to preserve it a bit because I really sitting there and thinking about this song with them in particular.

I think Whole Lotta Rosie is just a delightful song for Tangleburr, and AC/DC in general. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, also. She's just my little hard AC/DC girl I love her, this kinda rock music just fits her so perfectly

Literally every single time I think about Reedwhisker, the beat of Hard Knock Life (2014) comes into my head... and also the Spiderman video. Reedwhisker is my favorite butt monkey.

For Brokenstar I imagine a lot of different things, Barbarism Begins At Home by the Smiths is a common one, but I also gravitate towards Goat by Man Man for how the whole song feels like a chaotic fever dream. Something about it captures the way his whole life feels desperate and overwhelming, like something is deeply wrong and he knows it, but can't figure out what it is until after he's dead.

And on that note, Runningnose, all his schemes with Brokenstar, his whole story, I literally can imagine the animatic in my head to Snuff Out the Light, the villain song cut from Emperor's New Groove. I can see the ENTIRE thing. God had to nerf me by preventing me from being able to focus on anything because the minute I can do one task for more than 30 minutes it's over for the entire world

Breezepelt just after Bonefall OotS and how he's desperately looking for meaning in anything, how he DOESN'T settle down with Heathertail right away, him joining The Kin and getting himself in trouble and feeling like he dug himself into a deeper and deeper hole....... Beat Down by Mr Heavenly

Darkstar and Little Dark Age by MGMT also lives in my head

I vibe with Cruel Summer by Bananarama of all things for Hollyleaf so hard that I am actually considering changing the season of the last book of Bonefall Po3 to Summer. I don't share every reason for all my random worldbuilding changes because sometimes, it really is just "this song made me imagine something so vividly I've Gotta Do It Now"

Uhhh Aro/Ace Rosetail and love related songs my beloved. I don't even have a deeper reason. I just associate this song with Rosetail.

This one's for canon Tawnypelt as well as Bonefall Tawnypelt; do you guys realize the untapped potential of Tawny and Lady Gaga? The fact she denies all Tigerstar's attempts to get in contact with her?? How she shows up in a dream ONCE to yell at Hawkfrost and Brambleclaw about how much of a bad idea it is??? BEYONCE???? Come ON, GAY PEOPLE, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON THIS LIKE 10 YEARS AGO

Tawnypelt x Telephone by Lady Gaga my beloved

Aaaaaand also, there is an internet where they were supposed to put my brain so I did listen to Dark Souls boss music when I wrote Speckletail's Bulldozer.

[elixirbur]

Heartstopper season two rant

CW: self harm mention, ed mention, season two spoilers (obvi)

Okayy so I just finished Heartstopper season two and it's so good omg! I binge-read the entire series last year, so I kinda knew what to expect in terms of content but they totally went above my expectations. They handled Charlie's ed so gracefully, and so realistically it was almost emotional for me ngl. Same in the end scene with Charlie opening up to Nick about his old self-harm. Once again, so graceful and realistic, pretty sure I've had that convo word for word before.

My Nick Nelson/ Kit Connor obsession is coming back I can just feel it. He also looked so good in this season omg??? AND HIM SPEAKING FRENCH??? I almost died dead. It's like everyone's chemistry just got amplified 200x. Tao and Elle's storyline throughout the season was INSANE I was screaming every time they were on screen/pos. They are my fav slow burn I can't. Also, Darcy's arc about being confident in school compared to her home life hit SO HARD guys it's not even funny I kin her so bad. Just everyone's story arcs this season was so good and fulfilling and just amazing. Absolutely no complaints.

[scaraven-archive]

1 (Hajime), 2 + 10 (Sigma & Atushi), 16, 18!

1. Did you date anyone in your memories / canon? If not, crush?

hajime - im pretty sure i didnt date anyone in my canon! i wouldn't say i was Crushing on the other ra*bits - if anything i'd say we were kind of like. more in a qpr sort of situation? but didn't necessarily like. Actually talk abt it. it was just comfy and close and safe. we would say i love you and that sort of stuff to each other but the line between platonic and romantic was always kinda blurred i think. either way, nothing was ever made official i don't think, not even the qpr between all of us. but it didn't need to be! it was berry nice.

2. Was your relationship with the people around you different than it is in source? If so, how?

sigma - i actually Got Along with nikolai, HAHA. i mean dont get me wrong i thought he was a weirdo but he was My Weirdo yknow. sorta same thing with dazai? i thought he was weird and scary but more approachable than fyodor for sure. fyodor scared the shit out of me and i generally avoided him whenever i could.

atsushi - i'd say i had more of a sibling relationship with kyouka than portrayed in source, tbh. we had our little "traditions" like making food together in the morning, always getting groceries together, that sort of thing. back when things didnt go batshit insane, that is. but yes i held kyouka very very close to my heart.

aside from that, i suppose things were a tiny bit different with aktgw, but i can't really tell if that was one-sided or not LOL. but it's really hard to explain bc it was very slight nuances ??? i guess ??? so yeah the long and short of it is that i thought he was frustrating and weird but he was surprisingly reliable and i respected/admired that.

16. How did you figure out you were kin?

it's a little funny, bc i pretty much got hit by the 2-hit combo of realizing i could be trans and kinning was a thing at the same time. like, my bf at the time had just remade his blog and came out as a trans man and also kinned and i was like, "wait, you Can do that? it's Allowed?" and i ate that shit up.

18. Have you found any canonmates? If so, who?

i'm honestly not sure 😭 it's really hard to talk abt memories for me for various reasons (one being that some of my memories once got invalidated and that's made it really hard for me to share memories in general) so it's kinda hard to connect with sourcemates... but! im sure canonmates are out there somewhere and there's no rush for me to find them, if ever!

fictionkin ask game !!

[hazbinextgeneration]

Hazbin Worlds Collide Ch17

(Iridescence and Tristan-palettepainter101)

She continued to stare up at the crazy woman as she stared unmoving at her.....Besides her hair that continued to move by itself and her eyes that continued to spiral black and yellow. She couldn't let this insane woman know her name even if she wanted too. This person reeked of danger......Maybe a change of subject? "Why do you look so much like Aunt Charlie?" "........" She blinked. "Pardon?"

"Miss Charlie? Princess of H*ll? You kinda look like her." Queeny gave a bark of laughter making the small spider flinch. Oh, what a silly question. But not one she's wasn't used to hearing. A few had mistaken Charlie for her mother. Both had pale skin and pink cheeks. And blonde-ish hair. Plus the similar way they dressed.......She shared no blood with the H*ll royal family, but the way others always assumed made her laugh. "I'm afraid you have me mistaken. I share no blood with the princess. Merely a coincidence we look alike.....YOU on the other hand." She suddenly leaned down until their noses were inches apart. "You have about the same scent as Angel-Cake......the only difference is that Angel-Cake has the faint scent of moths flowing through her veins. No doubt from Vaggie. You must have the same parents where you're from." She giggled making Iridescence step back. "You can.....SMELL that?" "I can do LOTS of things, Morsal. Though most don't live to see all of it." She gave her a look."........Hmm. I might just visit your dimension next." She stared at her. Morsal? Oh sweet f**k. Was this lunatic gonna EAT her? Judging by her smile.......She had no idea. Maybe if she- "Iridescence. What are you........doing?" She froze.......and inwardly groaned at the stupid bad timing. Queeny however slowly turned her head towards the door. The winged figure stared back. ".......And speaking of smelling moth blood." Her legs once again twisted until it was merely a ghost....tail...thing again and floated towards the boy. "Iridescence.....Such a lovely name for a little girl," she said to no one really, "And such a handsome looking young boy-" She stopped.....and slowly looked down. A pair of grey hands was tugging at her coat shirt and another was waving a bomb thing threatenly at her face. "LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE YA F**KIN' LOONY!! I WON'T LET YOU SHOVE HIM DOWN YOUR THROAT!!" There was a pause. "........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" She threw her head back making the smaller demon sway. "And....hmhm....What makes you think I'd eat anyone?" "Uh.....You called me morsal?" She laughed again before reaching down and grabbing one of her arms and lifting her up eye level. "I only 'eat' when someone irritates me or if I feel like it. And neither have happened. The only thing going down my throat is this" A red tipped red hand latched onto the bomb. "Hey!" She was shut up by what happened next. With a hiss, her eyes spun counter clockwise as her head slowly turned up to face the ceiling. Her mouth widened to what was considered impossible otherwise to normal people. One eye suddenly darted down to Iridescence making her flinch in terror. A voice chuckled from nowhere. "What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?" The eye snapped back and with a toss, the bomb went into the air. The siblings watched as it went up into the air and sailed down into the open mouth. As soon as it went it, her jaws snapped shut with a mousetrap like sound. Her face went back to normal in an instant. "You never know when I might use that." In one swift movement, she was thrown across the room. She hit her brother hard enough to send them both to the floor. She groaned and hissed at the pain in the arm Queeny had gripped. "........Oh. So Sorry. I sometimes forget others don't use magic the same way my family does." They were both suddenly lifted off the ground and her brother was placed on his feet with her in his arms. "There. Much better." "..........Lady. You're nuts. I think I'd rather have a staring contest with your sister." "Yes. People naturally gravitate towards my half siblings.......And speaking of half siblings." She looked them over. "You two have similar but different scents.......The same woman birthed you, yes?" When they didn't answer,she flipped onto her stomach and eyed them. "Not much for conversation, huh? Though your brother...." He tensed under her gaze and the grip on his sister got tighter. "You remind me of someone very special to me-" "Queeny." A red tipped hand suddenly gripped his shoulder. "Father's been looking for you. I should hope you didn't forget." "........" She blinked. "Oh, of course. I wouldn't want to keep him waiting." "Of course not." She floated over them and though the doorway. "Don't expect me to not introduce myself to the other newcomers though." "Wouldn't dream of it." Red eyes watched her go before looking back at them. "Sorry about my sister. She comes from two crazy parents. You are Tristan, yes?" Tristan glared at the deer boy before pulling away from his grip. He didn't forget THIS was the demon that scared Brinda half to death with his sister and flirted with her........That last part made him narrow his eyes. "Your sister is nuts! N-U-T-S. NUTS!!" He chuckled and looked at his sister. "I prefer the term eccentric or exotic, but you can't blame her considering who our father is. Maizy acts similar, yes?" "She never called me morsal or ate my bomb!" "Yes. Well our mother isn't Kaycee, and Maizy loves children.~" He turned to Tristan. "I doubt she would've done anything harmful. She doesn't eat very often and you look an awful lot like Hannibal." "Who?" "Hannibal Motha. He'll be joining us soon" He held up both hands and slapped them together. Slowly, raising his left hand, something round appeared in his other hand. Smiling, he held it out to her. "I believe this belongs to you.'' "Hey! My bomb!" She quickly snatched it from him. "How the heck did ya-?" "While I don't have the same amount of magic my sisters posses, I still have some abilities." She examined the small bomb while Tristan looked Chesire over. He must've known he was looking because his red spiraled eyes flashed at him. "No need to thank me. Just don't get too skittsh around us. We plan on staying until you all are sent home." He waltzed around them to the doorway before stopping and turning his head sideways. He was suddenly reminded of his Uncle Alastor. If Chesire's skin was peach instead of grey and if he was just a foot taller.....He would've been a perfect copy of a younger Alastor. "After all....It's not everyday I meet another version of us." He turned back and disappeared into the shadows. ".......I still like Maizy better. She more fun and less creepy."

[crazysnor1ax]

of course i have to send in don't starve for the fandom thing

HERE WE GOOOOOOO

Blorbo: WILLOW WILLOW WILLOW WILLOW W-GOD I CANNOT PUT INTO WORDS HOW MUCH I LOVE HER. HER BACKSTORY AND PERSONALITY AND THE PSYCHOLOGY BEHIND HER CHARACTER IS INSANE. SHES LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS EVER. Funny story about her actually, back in my fnf phase there was this one fnf guy I followed who’d play DST occasionally on stream. There was one time I popped in to check it out (for like 5 minutes), and kinda went “oh this art style is cool!” but then immediately forgot about it. Later he makes a fnf song with Wilson and Willow and it’s actually REALLY good so I decided to check the game out. Naturally I fell in love! I tried really hard not to let Willow be my fav bc it was his and I didn’t want to like her just because he did and he’s what got me into the game but uhhhhhhh that didn’t happen LMAO

Scrunkly: Abigail - ANOTHER BLORBO. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE ABBY SHE IS EVERYTHING TO ME. She’s SO BABY and even tho she’s dead I would give my life for her I want her to have everything and to always be happy even if her twin isn’t. Wendy I love you I really do but your sister gives me happy chemicals

Scrimblo Bimblo: Walani - YET ANOTHER BLORBO WALANI IS AIAISJIDAJJSJDJSJIDJD I KIN HER SO HARD. She’s the LAZIEST MF ON THE EARTH AND YET SHE RULES. Please put her in dst I am on my hands and knees

Glup Shitto: Wilba or Glommer - This is kinda a funky answer but lemme explain: I LOVE Wilba and I never see anyone talk about her. She is SO CUTE and her Shakespearean is hilarious and her gameplay stuff is super fun! But again no one talks about her!!!! It’s so sad bc she has so much potential and yet no one sees it, not even Klei. I also put glommer bc I LOVE GLOM HNNNNN!!! Every time I come back to my base I get so much serotonin from hearing glom’s buzzing. Such a friend.

Meow meow: Wilson - Part of this is a running joke with a couple friends but he’s the embodiment of a meow meow. Not a controversial fav or anything Wilson is just a meow meow

Horse Plinko: Maxwell - Yeah. I also wanna put him in my dryer and watch him spin around hehehehehhe

Eeby Deeby: Wilbur - I don’t really have anything against Wilbur tbh but. I am enacting violence against the monkey today

[uwuthatshit]

So, here it is, the post you’ve all been waiting for! I’m sorry It took me a while to finally type this up. This is my Halloween present to you all~ Happy Halloween everybody~! 

I’ve been thinking about Kanato a lot. You all know I kin him, he lives rent free in my head. I think about him all the time. I see people write fanfiction with him and analyze him in a way that is absolutely amazing. Kanato is simply a broken vampire, who’s lack of love and attention and also a mixture of insanity makes him the vampire he is. And oh while I’m thinking about it… READ PAPURU’S FANFICTION RIGHT F-ING NOW >:( Thank you. It’s amazing. Anyways. 

So, yet again, I’ve been thinking. My mind Is always reeling, you see. It never stops.

Is it even possible for Kanato Sakamaki to fall in love with a human girl? As in, a bride that has come into the Sakamaki Mansion? 

Well… No. Not normally. 

Now, before you simps and stans run away crying, your hopes and dreams crushed, hear me out. 

Notice how I said “Not Normally?” Yes, I chose my words very VERY carefully. 

Kanato Sakamaki is NOT normal, in any way, shape or form. He is a narcissist, through and through. Very self involved. He would not view the bride as a person. I talked about before that he views the bride as a means of control and power. A way to fulfill his ego, since he is seen as one of the weaker vampires in his estate. He’ll feel fulfilled once he has a hold on a human being, no matter how little it’ll last. Having control over someone else- Or the idea he has control- remember, he can’t control how someone feels, ever, and that’s hard for him. So control over a specific situation or him being in denial about him having control… Or him like, alienating the bride from his brothers. That kinda stuff. Do you get what I’m trying to say? My brain hurts… 

Kanato thinks Humans are below him. Vampires have a very classed-base way of thinking. Humans are degrading, food, idiots, pathetic, weak individuals. 

He tells us “If you want to get to know me, Understand me better.”

 Like…? Sir, If I can’t understand you, how can I get to know you? If I don’t know you, how can I understand you? From any human’s perspective, it makes no sense. See the conundrum? It’s there on purpose. Kanato is NOT stupid, guys. He is a very tactical person. He has hard walls up, and he is a very difficult person to read. But, since I KNOW Kanato, through and through, I KNOW he does that on purpose. He likes to play games, and this is one of them. Mind games are Kanato’s specialty (As seen through his ENTIRE HDB route- this guy stages Yui to be in the hardest situation possible and is able to twist stories and variables PERFECTLY. It’s sickening. Is he a Manipulator? Absolutely. 100%. Yes. But sadly, it’s all he knows how to do, in order to get what he “Think” he needs), but this is also a symbol of his insecurity of letting anyone close to him. Trust issues? A HUGE problem. He’s very paranoid, you see. 

So, in order for him to love someone, his mental health issues would have to be addressed at some point. BY HIMSELF.  NOT BY YUI OR KANATO’S FAMILY. She tries this in I believe it’s the second ending in HDB and it ends badly for her… She gets turned into a doll ;3; poor baby. 

But before that, Kanato would need a bride that would accept him for him. And I mean, wholeheartedly. Kanato is a hard devil to crack, since, you know, he expects you (Humans, brides, everyone) to know what he wants, needs, craves, ect. Like in the Anime, he tells Yui “Get me something to drink I’m thirsty” and when she gives him Coffee he LOSES HIS MIND and like… never told her he doesn't like bitter things. He just expected her to know. Hard when, you know, YOU DON’T COMMUNICATE. (As a kinnie i can confirm I do in fact have this issue and I’m working on being better at communication but just…. Figure it out guys XD) 

But even if he wasn’t healed, he can “Love” in his own way. He does end up marrying Yui in one of the endings of HDB. Well… Does he do this to “Love” her? Or is he staking a claim on her, like a piece of meat at the Butcher shop? 

It’s both, guys, and maybe even more tiny ideas mixed in there with it. 

Remember how I said he can love in his OWN way? Yeah. Vampires have their own norms, ideas, traditions, and culture. I KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW that it means they also have their own love language. They have to, right? Every culture has their own idea about marriage and love and how they show it. So why can’t vampires? 

So, deeper into lore I go~ 

What are Vampire’s love languages~? Just listing my ideas. I will explain more and relate them to each diaboy later, I promise. Pinkie promise. 

I can name 4 or 5 off the top of my head right now. 

Death - Laito said basically “Since I love you, let me kill you, okay~? Nufufuf”. Death is not something to be feared to Vampires, but something that’s like, sexualized in a weird way. Another journey? Like… Idk man, my brain is fried. 

Submission- This is so self explanatory. But I’m also really really lazy right now so I’ll make another post talking about this in depth. 

Sex- I’M A MINOR BUT I ENCOURAGE OTHER PEEPS (i tag  @papuru666main and @pettyval and @saxxuki 💜) TO TALK ABOUT THIS MORE IF YOU WANT. OR ALL OF THIS pretty please I need you to let me know if I’m off base  with everything I’ve spit out here or not @~@ 

It’s symbolic and used as a plot device throughout many of Sakamaki's routes... COUGH COUGH COUGH ANYWAYS. 

Pain- I mean…. Like…? Pain=Pleasure which=sex so this is all intertwinded, now that I’m thinking of this. Azusa, Laito, Ayato… Like, ALL OF THEM SEE PAIN AS PLEASURE. Vampire’s don't fear or stray away from Pain like Humans do. 

Corruption- BWAHAHAHAHAHA CORRUPTION KINK GOES BURRRRRRRRR (I’m sorry) Ayato. Just… his name. That’s all I need to say. 

Guys I’m sorry if this feels rushed (It is) I wanted to get this out in time for Halloween and well, I did just that, but my brain is so dead. I’ll explain more… In part 2 ;)