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theroundbartable · 1 year ago

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Wrong, that's the moment when Gwen decided: yep.... He's going to die.

Time to gather the gang. Which is Morgana and me. Because he needs competent bodyguards.

Arthur: i'm coming too

Gwen: ... I said 'competent'

Arthur: hey!

#gwen’s like “thank god we’re coming with you” dfjkbdfjg

MERLIN – Season 1; Episode 10; The Moment of Truth

#bbc merlin #merlin #op isn't wrong #i just want to make a joke

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sealsdaily · 7 months ago

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Today's Seal Is: The Third Wheel

#seals #pinniped #daily #mod ribbon #phocidae #baikal seal #I wanted to make a fujo joke. but this thing just looks so sad

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frilledshark-enthusiast · 8 months ago

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what’s the word for people who ship themself with themself?

#To be clear there is nothing wrong with it #I just want to make a joke #I thought it was self shipping but apparently that’s you x character #And iv heard selfcest is a word used to insult those people #selfcest

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chaotic-neutral-knitter · 1 year ago

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I must not respond to the bad take. Responding to the bad take is the mind-killer. Responding to the bad take is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the bad take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the bad take has gone there will be nothing. Only I (and my good takes) will remain.

#my nonsense #surely someone has made this exact post already #I want to clarify that this isn't even really about anything I just thought of the joke and thus was compelled to make it

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

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How William Afton got his wife in FNAF

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heloocean · 3 months ago

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bruciemilf · 5 months ago

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Bruce being so smiley and happy around Robin! Jason shatters me so intimately. Soft as hell if this continues when Jason’s red hood, too.

“Robin,” Bruce calls him that out of habit and isn’t at all surprised when Jason swiftly punches his arm, only to rub the place a moment later, even if Bruce barely notices. “This is not the time for jokes.”

“ Three o’clock is always the time for jokes. You scheduled it.”

“Nightwing was turned into a rabbit. And you’re laughing.”

“Have you seen the guy’s Tik Toks? This is as dignified as he’ll ever be.”

Jason is very sure Dick can understand them, because he’s biting hard through his boots. Even harder when Bruce snorts and presses his lips in a white line.

Don’t get me wrong, thought, it’s vice versa.

“I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, B.” Talking about a guy who cut the line in Batburger while Cass was trying to order.

Bruce, in his Batman voice, “fuck!”

Jason has one of those laughing fits where you get on the floor, breathless and limp. “This brings up memories.”

“ROBIN.”

#I know it in my heart Bruce and Jason have a special look where they make fun of people together #in a very mother daughter way. anyway I just want others to be freaked out by batman giggling quietly after red hood made the worst joke #in human history.#I love them #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #jason todd #batdad #batman #text #batfamily

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egophiliac · 1 month ago

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YO TREY CLOVER IS HERE !!!

TREY NOOOO you weren't supposed to look so cool, I was supposed to be able to save my keys for all the upcoming birthdays, how could you do this to me --

also hey. hey Trey. what's in that bowl.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers #don't get me wrong i am a trey enjoyer and i was expecting some pretty art but MAN they just went as hard as possible didn't they #i want to scoop up that color palette and spread it on some toast #love that they've just gone full neon casino lighting for the hearts boys 🤌🤌🤌#this card art is doing its darnedest to make up for the general lack of trey ssrs #anyway looking forward to freaking out about the rest of chapter 12 for the next couple of weeks!#can't wait to see how trey saves the day by making a cake taste like dirty socks or something #(no but i maintain that trey is actually the most ridiculously overpowered character in twst if you think about it)#(he could end malleus' reign of terror by replacing his head with a potato but he simply chooses not to)#(he has chosen a quiet life of culinary arts and dental hygiene over glorious power)#(i am only like...60% joking about this)#(somebody's gotta make sure riddle doesn't actually explode after all)

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shikisei · 11 months ago

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ok stupid question my bad

#ace attorney #is he joking or is he serious? this is the power of autism.#sorry if its hard to read i thought about posting them as separate images but it it just didnt have the same impact i wanted #the amount of times ive drawn just stupid comics making fun of edgeworth im sorry guys #id in alt text by wright-phoenix. thank you #described

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composeregg · 5 months ago

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edit (10/23/2024) now that the poll is over: Original version, with 10 questions, from April 2023 here

And, given that the original is from April 2023, that means I can very easily say:

No, this was not an ISAT reference!

Just because I use parentheses and 2nd person pov and love the same concepts of what a time loop can do to a person doesn't mean it's ISAT

(Yes, I like ISAT, the original poll is why I was recommended the game! But if you look at the original, you can see all the origins of the options to choose from, including what spurred me on with the moss option from the replies)

If I were going to make something for ISAT, I would never be so vague, you can simply look at my ao3 for proof of that

#egg speaks #writing #polls #my writing #egg writes #my polls #poetry #time loops #listen I want to run this again #time loop poll #<- check that tag on my blog for the original 10 option version lmao #unreality #you know I didn't think I'd get fed up with people making isat jokes about this #I thought it'd be like oh hey neat same hat #we both like the same game #but people keep going “oh this is JUST an ISAT reference”#as if it's not a genuine work of creativity I did myself. it feels a bit devaluing #“op you played isat” yes but that came after the original!!!!!#I KNOW it's not meant like that but I want people to engage in my work as its own thing. you can make jokes about similar media!!!#but this is it's own thing!!!!#I want people to like it for what it is. I want people to enjoy it outside of other media. I want it to stand on its own #I'm flattered someone said it was good enough that they think it could be narration from the game and read just as well!!!!#but like. idk. all the other medias popping up (pmmm. orv. higurashi. etc) aren't people calling it a /reference/#if I wanted it to be an ISAT reference I would have tagged it originally. I would have targeted it toward ISAT fans more intentionally.#I love fanworks but this was an ode to time loops alone. I wanted people to think. to have to CHOOSE. I wanted PARTICIPATION #time loops as a narrative and as horror and as a group activity via polls on tumblr. also s/o to the person who said 40 hr work week so tru

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magic-worms · 2 months ago

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two primates

finally drew the tf2 baboon!! + some doodles i wanted to feature mostly heavy in since i haven’t seen nearly enough art of them together. i think he is a proud and loving dad. more under the cut

#my art #team fortress 2 #tf2 heavy #tf2 baboon #tf2 medic #tf2 zhanna #heavymedic #i realized that i Love drawing baboons. so expect more. non human primates are so cool #also i made myself slightly emotional while writing out the words in the first pic #idk man i’ve just seen too many jokes where heavy thinks the baboon is weird or ignores it. i wanted to do something tender #lol also i didn't mean to make the first image tumblr dark mode gray. sorry it looks odd

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cali · 2 years ago

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i hate motherfuckers who base their whole personality on the sum experience of their formative years + the people they mostly interact with + some key impactful events in life + a small amount of traits they were just born with + their current interests and some other stuff probably. so fucking annoying...

#notifications blocked goodnight all of you #i like that theres people from both ends of the spectrum of opinions on how to build a personality in the tags #i just wanted to make a joke about when someone says the phrase “making it their entire personality”#its a nothing phrase

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inkskinned · 4 months ago

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don't worry, they're joking! they're always joking when it would be something, like bigoted. because i'm not a bigot, obviously, i just vote for bigots - well, they're not bigots either, you can't really call someone a bigot just because they have religious views. this is the land of the free, and it's a christian nation, after all. you can pretend otherwise but let's just be real here; all our values are really based on the bible. anyway, i know you liberals get your panties in a twist - can i say that, or are you gonna cancel me, haha, #metoo - about every little joke he said and every little dramatic political view. oh, fascist this and fascist that. you are online too much, you love the word fascist because it's big and you're just paranoid about things.

well, no, i don't, like, read the policies. i have a life. and so what if they wrote - stop it, it's not a manifesto, okay? he eventually backed off from that - oh the vice president? who cares about that guy, that isn't real power. you're being dramatic, they're just spitballing. everyone makes big claims when they're out there campaigning. he just means he personally wouldn't get gay married. you want him to divorce his wife and get gay married? anyway, even if they cancelled gay marriage - it wouldn't happen, okay? nobody i know really cares about that - it'd be states-rights like those abortions you love so much. and you live in a blue state. you live in like the gay capital of the world. i don't know why it'd be so bad for you, you're borrowing trouble there.

and besides, you're missing the point of his campaign! you people want to be victims so bad you completely ignore what we're really voting for. there are tons of good things that happened because of his name and his policies - the economy, for one. oh stop, just because i can't tell you what a tariff is off the top of my head doesn't mean i don't have eyes. and stuff was better under him! well, yeah, anything good is his work, obviously. what? no, all the bad stuff was biden. and probably also obama. what do you even care about this, anyway? it's not going to effect you. it's four years.

oh my god, not the climate change argument again, i'm not getting into that. i don't care about it. if my house is beachfront that's great news for me. and we don't really know what's causing it. no, i saw you forwarded me those articles and i just laughed. what, do you think i have time to sit on my ass and read shit? huh? well, no, i like reading the babylon bee. they actually had a great article about all you climate freaks. and in the meantime, what do you want me to do? i'm not paying 4 dollars for gas. liberals love to talk about solutions but never pay for the solutions. what do you mean blocked because of congress. you gotta stop with the conspiracy shit.

no, my side doesn't have real conspiracy theories. the vaccine thing is a real thing. besides, you yourself don't like big pharma. just because i have an opinion, suddenly now you think big pharma is great? and this is serious, okay? your mom's friend's coworker has a kid that died from a heart event. i don't want you getting any more vaccines. i regret that you got them as a kid, i'd redo them. what do you mean you'd vaccinate your own kids? are you finally thinking of having some? you know i want grandkids - oh stop, i've never pressured you, i'm just saying that if you're going to get gay married, you might as well give me some normal grandkids to love.

stop, you know what i meant. what? no, he's not going to take away your right to adopt. besides, you could always use a sperm donor, haha, i know your high school ex would love to - jesus! okay! no need to snap. i'm just saying that you don't need to be married to have a kid. the only real benefit to marriage is taxes, haha. it won't change anything. oh my god, no, there won't be a rise in hate crimes. well, it's not his fault what people do in his name! he eventually spoke out against that, anyway.

what do you mean he supported them? i didn't hear him say that. oh. well, yeah, he said it, but like, he's clearly joking.

#:)#<---- dying internally #this but longer and angrier and constant #i wanted also btw the goalpost feeling i get all the time where u can't lock down 1 subject #to argue with them about #bc he's always joking!!!!! unless it's something they agree with.#so there's TONS to argue with them about #but they just slip and slide from one topic to another bc it's ''never that serious'' so even when u make a valid #and real point.... it's like . no you didn't.#anyway #THIS IS OBVI SATIRE BTW.

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chloesimaginationthings · 11 months ago

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