#i just know he saw it and was like huh :3 im really that bitch

[lwjamor]

just opened instagram to see petty jorge posting two pics with marc implying a fair duel and some sort of camaraderie which is funny to me considering the 2015 question and marcnaia’s reaction

[euphor1a]

Best 4 hours of my life, with the loml ♡

[islandheartprincess]

bully!rafe ༚⁠ᵕ˖⁠♡ pt. 3

part 1 ✧ part 2 ✧ part 3

‧₊˚ ⋅ summary: he wasn't your boyfriend, why did he get so pissed seeing you talk to another guy. you put him in his place, but not long before he reminds you why you can't forget him

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ pairing: bully!rafe x sassy reader

୨ৎ .ᐟ a/n: ik this was long awaited, drk know how I feel ab this 1, feedback highly appreciated!

‧₊˚ ⋅ c!w: swearing, p in v, fingering, unprotected sex, reader is that bitch, switch sub & dom, reader makes fun of rafe, name calling

in an attempt to get your mind off things, especially about your last encounter with rafe, you found yourself out and about with your friends.

you guys spent a whole day having fun, ending your day at some nice little food spot that most kildare teenagers you knew hung out at. it was until your day took a turn when you were reminded of your actions from last week.

it's not like you exactly regretted what happened, quite the opposite. being stuck in a state of disbelief, you were still struggling to process what even happened.

yet everytime you saw rafe, it was like it never happened. you still saw him acting as the same playboy flirt as always, the same dickhead.

for rafe, he knew that one encounter wouldn't satisfy his need for you. being the man he is, he tried to shut you out. when fucking some girl he couldn't remember the name of, it was your face he was picturing. and, your name he moaned on accident.

he also knew you seeing him with random girls wouldn't sit well with you. convincing himself, how the poor girl you are, you would just sit there and wait until he came back to you. you weren't pathetic like he was, he should've known better.

so when you saw his face, it almost felt as though the people around you disappeared. your heart skipped a beat, but you quickly regained control of yourself, and came back to reality. turning back to your friends, laughing and returning to the conversation.

no, he wasn't disappointed in your underwhelming reaction, was he? hm, trying to play cool, that must've been your plan. not for long though, he was determined on getting back your attention.

rafe was seated down with his friends, hoping nobody would notice his odd behavior. his eyes were on you, pretentiously watching and waiting until your gaze landed on him. you couldn't have appeared more unaware and unbothered, it was like he wasn't even there!

"hellloooo? you there bro?" he was snapped out of his trance by toppers hand waving in front of his eyes. he honestly forgot there were other people around him, "huh? yeah- uh, what?" his friends around him snickered, "dude, did you even hear anything we were talking about?" topper continued.

"nah man, he was too busy staring at those chicks over there." kelce teased, tilting his head in your direction. your friends noticed their stares, nudging eachother with giggles.

"really guys? ignore them! there total losers...." you shunned the girls around you, with a pout on your lips. one of the girls continued her giggling, "kelce is like, so cute tho! i really hope they come over here!!"

that would be your last wish. there is no way you'd want rafe Cameron and his stuck-up friends to come over here. rafe, ugh, he would just look at you, thinking of some snarky comment to say. with his annoying, stupid, gorgeous, soft, lips. huh?

their swooning quickly settled over. "im gonna go order a snack or something" you mumbled to your friends. you stood up, and made your way over to order. you took notice to the familiar cute taller boy standing next to you, waiting on an order. perhaps you'd seen him in one of your classes before

for some reason, you felt a little confident today. wanting to spark up a conversation, you turned your head over to him. "hey, i think I've seen you before?" he looked to you, before his lips quickly raised into a smile. "yeah, you go to [school name] too! i think we have some classes together!" his face lit up, as you two conversed getting to know each other a little.

he flirted a little, you flirted back, and before he picked up his order, he gave you his number. unbeknownst to you, rafe was watching you the whole time. he felt his fists tighten into a ball, feeling furious as he watched the boy smile at you.

who the fuck was he to be talking to you like that? and who the fuck were you to be whoring yourself out to him. it was just a conversation, right, but he thought he made it clear, you were his.

rafe quickly stood up when he saw you headed toward the bathroom, "gotta piss guys," he said quickly departing from his table.

he jogged a little to catch up to you, grabbing your arm and pushing you into the bathroom.

you gasped, ready to scream at the sudden ambush, but rafe quickly slapped his hand onto your mouth. when you saw it was him, you were a little relieved. then you remembered it was rafe cameron, and returned to your state of panic.

"did you forget what I told you? hm? last time in the hallway?" his voice was highlighted with fury, your mind quickly pinning what he was talking about. the memory replaying "you're only my slut, kay?" his voice echoing in your head. you shoved his hand off you, catching your breath.

"what the fuck, rafe? are you insane?" panting, thinking that he truly must've lost it. "holy, we literally just talked, that's it." you shouldn't have been defending yourself, he had no right to an answer. he looked at you with confusion, placing his hands behind his head.

"y-you just talked? really, so, you didnt get his number or anything." you couldn't believe the words coming out of his mouth "if i did is that your business? are you stalking me or something?" you shoved him backwards, making him stumble and continued your rant.

"also, i don't remember you being my boyfriend or anything. you've also been having fun with your fair share of chicks isn't that right?" he went silent, anger fueling up.

"nothing to say now? c'mon you had a lot to say to me before, fucking dragging me into a bathroom." rafe opened his mouth, trying to find the right words but just ending up stuttering in his fake confidence

"right, how could I forget, you're just a pussy. always will be." laughing in his face, watching the way his lip quivered very seemingly furious. "don't fucking call me a pussy. 'm not a pussy." his fists balled at his side.

"mmm, no i think you are baby. too pussy to talk to me normally, too pussy to ask me out, too pussy to fuck me?" the way you spoke made him almost forget he was supposed to be in control.

rafe finally grabbed you, eager to shut you up. you yelped and knew you were gonna get what you wanted. he slammed you over onto the sink of the bathroom, roughly grabbing your ass. "god, y'just don't know when to stop talking." he groaned into your ear while unbuckling his pants.

you bit your lip, hiding a giggle. he pulled down your pants, and harshly slapped your ass. "fuck, that hurts!" you squeaked, but he barely heard you. "it hurts? im gonna make you hurt a lot worse sweetheart."

it was almost unbelievable how aroused you were hearing him talk to you like that, and when rafe pulled your panties aside, he was also in disbelief. "damn, you're wet." letting out a moan in response as he put two fingers inside you.

"fuuuck you're even tighter than the first time, can't wait to break you in" humping back into his hand, your patience faltering.

he quickly pulled his fingers out, shoving his boxers down and spitting onto his dick. you looked up into the mirror, watching him jerk himself off before meeting his tip to your entrance.

you felt a slight burn when he first shoved his tip in, the penetration feeling odd and uncomfortable. "ngh, oh my-" gasping, when he slowly shoved his length more and more into you.

rafe had to resist the urge to fully slam into you, but he wasn't that mean. when he finally was fully into you, he moaned so loudly into your ear. "you're squeezing me so tight babe"

the uncomfortableness quickly turned to pleasure as he started off slowly pacing into you, and you knew it wouldn't last long before he started slamming in and out of you.

quickening his pace, you could feel the counter of the sink digging into your hips. your fingers tightened around the countertop, rafe's roughness pushing you into it everytime he fucked into you.

rafe latched his hand onto your hair, yanking your head back. "look at how well you're taking me, fuck!" your eyes were forced up to the mirror, looking at the unreal scene in front of you.

the room was filled with the sounds of skin slapping and groans. his cock doing unexplainable things to you, you felt yourself black out when your high was nearing.

"oh my- rafe, fuck, rafe im close" blabbering, as your vision went out only feeling him inside of you. "yea? cum on my dick princess"

his eyes were focus on the mirror, how good you looked being fucked out of your mind. he should've lasted a little longer, but with a girl like you he could cum in his pants. not the first time it's happened.

his breathing was heavy, hearing your moans made his cock twitch inside of you. he was sooo close, unable to hold himself back.

you felt yourself cum all over his dick, your sight returning as your brain started functioning again, heavy in ecstasy. he kept slamming into you, aware that he was close.

"m' close, so close baby" groaning out, his grip on your waist was harsh. "yea? cum inside me rafe." you said with a stern tone, a tone that made him release in seconds, his cum shooting up into you.

slowing down, he pulled out and watching your shared semen drip out of you. he grabbed a paper towel, and cleaned you up with minimum effort.

you finally picked yourself up from your bent position, knowing you would have some bruises next morning. pulling your pants up, and turning around to face him.

he looked up at you, heart beating a little faster when you stepped over to him.

you wrapped your arms around his neck, kissing his jaw "maybe you're not as pussy as i thought" you giggled into his ear, grabbing his face and kissing him before walking out of the bathroom.

it couldn't get better than this for rafe cameron. the woman of his dreams, but it wasn't that easy to work it out.

part 1 , part 2(≽^•˕• ྀི≼)

i think this will be the last part, sorry im not as active but please give feedback <3

[bosinclairsgff]

Haii I saw you fix about slashers seeing ur sh

Scars and I have a request can u write Otis driftwood catching her Relapse

And he also finds out that she has also been struggling with an eating disorder

And can it also have smut in it :3

(Nf) Ur my fav slasher writer luv ya bye :D

Otis Driftwood x reader

Warnings: self harm, eating disorder, nsfw, cussing, abuse

A/n thank you for the kind words! Hope you like this. It’s messy I fear. I’m bad at writing smut IM SORRY. But I hope it’s good enough. I luv you too!!!! Also idk what your or you’re to use idc at this point.

You had tried so hard, you really did but life with Otis isn’t always easy to cope with. That’s why you relapsed. Cutting was the only way you knew to get some relief from the pain. But you had promised Otis to stop it. That’s why you’ve been avoiding him and making excuses not to be touched on your upper arms. But tonight that would all change.

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“Come here girl” Otis shouts downstairs. You quickly make your way to his room. “What is it?” You ask. “Take your shirt off.” He states. You freeze and try to think of an excuse fast. “I’m tired Otis I’m not in the mood for this I’m sorry.” You say. He walks closer and points his finger at you. “Take off your fucking shirt right fucking now!” He yells. Shaking your head in response you take a step back. Otis pulls his knife out and pulls you by your wrist. Before you could get away he cuts your shirt off your body. As it falls off you, you quickly cover your upper arms. “Otis stop!” You scream. “What did I fucking say about doing stupid shit like cutting yourself huh!? You want to feel fucking pain, huh bitch? Is that what you want?” He slaps you across your face. You fall to the floor letting your hands catch you. He crotches down to your level and holds your chin in his hand. “I know you haven’t been eating either. So not only did you not listen about cutting but you started to fuckin starve yourself. You dumb bitch.” He lets go of your chin. “I-I’m sorry Otis please I’m sorry.” You whimper out. Otis stands tall above you, looking down. “If I catch you cutting one more fucking time. One more time. I’ll skin you alive. Got it?” He says calmly. You nod your head as you start to silently cry at his threat. Otis lifts you up by one of your arms. He kisses you softly. “Stop fucking cryin. You’re fine.” He states while wiping away your tears. “I…thought you liked to see me cry.” You say in a shaky tone. He chuckles slightly. “I do mama but when I’m balls deep inside you.” He says with a smirk on his face. Your face turns a dark shade of pink. Otis leans down and kisses you roughly while bringing his hand up to your throat. Pressing just enough to make it hard to breathe. He backs you up until the back of your knees hit the bed, making you sit down. “Take off your underwear mama.” He states. You hesitate for a second but then do as he says, sliding them off. He starts to quickly take his jeans off along with his boxers. Your eyes widen, he’s already completely hard. Otis laughs when he sees your eyes widen. Pushing you down fully on the bed, crawling in between your legs. “You ready mama?” He whispers. You nod and let out a slight whimper. He lines himself up and slowly pushes in. You let out a small gasp, you don’t think you’ll ever get used to his length. Otis lets out a small groan. “You’re always so tight mama.” He says in a low voice. Then he bottoms out, staying still for a moment. Then he takes himself almost fully out before he slams back into you. You let out a loud whimper and he laughs. Keeping with his brutal pace. He’s hands go to grip your stomach. “Fuck girl you’ve lost to much weight, gotta get some meat on your fucking bones.” Otis whispers in your ear. You moan in response. That only makes him be rougher. Pounding into at an ungodly pace. “Fuck mama…feel so fucking good.” He growls. He doesn’t slow down. The sounds your bodies make filling the whole room. Whimpers, whines and moans. Otis pulls out and flips you over on your stomach. He grabs you roughly and easily slide back in continuing his brutal pace. “Otis! Too much wait!” You yelp. He doesn’t listen and goes even faster. You can feel the tears welling up in your eyes as the pleasure was just to much. “Fuck girl at this pace Imma cum in minute. God you are such a fucking slut, did you know that?” You whimper in response. When you don’t answer he grabs a fist full of your hair pulling your head back. “I asked you a god damn question bitch now answer!” He states. “Yes, yes I’m a slut yes!” You answer in a whiny voice. Otis laughs in response. “Otis I’m gonna…I can’t take it.” You whimper out. He grunts in response. “Cum for me mama.” He says in a husky voice. Otis uses one of his hands and starts to rub your sensitive bud. That sends you over the breaking point. He feels you tighten all around him, which makes his release follow quickly behind you. He lets both of you catch your breath before he slowly pulls out. You whine in response making him chuckle.

[musicalfan78]

Every saga in a mf78 nutshell (pt 4)

pt 1, Pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5, pt 6, pt 7, pt 8, pt 9

*PUPPETEER*

*a few moments later, Odysseus is standing the island they were on*

Eurylochus: Uhhh...ody? I know that we've been dealing with Poseidon and all the shit we're going through but...I have a confession to make. And if I don't say this I'll-

Odysseus: Not now..im still grieving the deaths of our crew..

Eurylochus: But-but-

Odysseus: Just..go and check around if this island is okay with the rest of the crew.

Eurylochus: ....alright.

Eurylochus: *walks off*

(A few hours later)

Eurylochus: *is running back, with bruises and scratches: C..CAP...CAPTAIN..CAPTAIN!

Odysseus: The fuck? What happened to you?! And where's the rest of the guys?

Eurylochus: We..just saw a dangerous beast, something that we'd be weak to...A threat!

Odysseus: What was the threat?!

Eurylochus: A LITERAL WOMAN!

Odysseus: .....I beg your fucking pardon?

Eurylochus: No! She literally had our men in with, the greatest thing..

*flashbaaaack*

Circe: Hey boyyys! I got gold and foood!

Crew: *all running into the palace*

Eurylochus: GUYS?!

*End of flashback*

Eurylochus: And then she turned them into pigs.

Odysseus: Well we gotta save them then!

Eurylochus: She's a damn witch! You can't risk your life again!

Odysseus: Well, ill find a way! Ill be back soon!

*WOULDN'T YOU LIKE?*

Odysseus: If I'm going to defeat a witch...I might need something..

Hermes: Ody...

Odysseus: Perhaps magic or..

Hermes: Ody..!

Odysseus: A strong ability...no, maybe-

Hermes, flying down with Apollo's harp as he plays from it: ODYSSEUSSSSS! I HAVE AN IDEAAAAAA!

Odysseus: HERMES! Wait where'd you get that harp from?

Hermes: Oh don't mind that! *throws the harp back to apollo*

Hermes: I've been hearing how you wanna defeat circe! I shall help you with this! THIS FLOWER!

Odysseus: Uhh, what?

Hermes: Eat it and you'll have the energy to have strongest of powers again circe dawling! I call it, holy MOLY!

Odysseus: Oh damn, thanks! *he eats the holy moly*

Hermes: Dont thank me! You'll need the best, okay BYEEEE

*Hermes flies away while using his signature laugh*

*DONE FOR*

Odysseus: CIRCE! I'VE CAME TO VISIT WITH MY MEN, WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM?!

Circe: Why are you asking me that? I didn't harm a thing! -_-

Odysseus: You turned them into pigs, dummy.

Circe: Well, you seem too smart to fall for my tricks, you will now die by my chimera and power..

Odysseus: NOT SO FAST.. I actually ate a flower that is stronger than you, so I will be spared.

Circe: That is too impossible to believe! I bet Hermes gave that to you didn't he?

Odysseus: Uhh, yeah. But that's not the point, just let my men go and we'll be fine.

Circe: No.

Odysseus: ...BITCH-

*YOUVEMADEYOURONEWRONGMOVENOWYOUREDONEFORIWILLBETHEONETOPROVEHTHATYOUREDONEFORNOTEVENA-*

Odysseus: I won. Accept defeat.

Circe: Hold on...just...before you..do anything else, why don't we...get a little comfortable 😏

Odysseus: Huh?

*THERE ARE OTHER WAYS*

Circe: Lust. Don't you want to break yourself free?

*Circe backs Odysseus up, until he bumps into her bed*

Odysseus: I do but..not-

Circe: Not what? C'mon..just once..

*a knife appears in her hand as its behind Odysseus, but-*

Odysseus: IM MARRIED WOMAN! NOT A CHEATER UNLIKE SOMEONE.

Hamilton: HEY!

Circe: Fuck-

Odysseus: Anywho, I just really gotta get hooome! Please! Its because of the god Poseidon-

Circe: Say no more. I do know a prophet that can help you.

Odysseus: FR?! WHERE IS THIS PROPHET?!

Circe: In the underworld :)

Odysseus: ...I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDO-

Circe: Ill release your men though.

Odysseus: YEAAAAAAH!

[the-dumpster-fire-of-life]

hii!! i really adore your content and i was wondering if you’d make a tom version of the thick!reader fic you did? it makes me feel so much better about my body type, especially picturing an accurate description of my body in a th imagine (it’s free therapy fr) <33 you’re so brilliant and im really happy you take the time to write for us <3

Aww, thank you for reading content and sure I can! Your body type is beautiful, don't feel bad about it! I'm glad to give the therapy I lacked (and still lack) to you! Thank you for the compliments and I hope you enjoy!

Tom Kaulitz x Thick Reader

The literal definition of "crush my head between your thighs"

Hand on your thigh

AT ALL TIMES

never matters when, where, how

He don't give a shit

Lots of pictures of him with a smirk on his face as you look ready to slap him

Wanna know why?

He's copping a feel of your boob, his hand is just holding the side of it all proud in the pictures

He will take any chance to touch you

A proud boyfriend per se

Does not care who the hell sees him

Will gladly have a fucking make out session

If you're in the band, he probably will grab your ass on stage if your cool with that

Type of asshole to smack your ass a bit when you bend down

Tell him to stop and he will

But if you don't?

Be ready

He would love any body type you have

His head is gonna be buried in your boobs most of the time anyway 

Or when your laying down on your stomach his head is probably on your ass

Or if you're laying on your side his head is on your hip

Will bite your stomach at any given time

If you wear crop tops, bikinis, short skirts, tight shirts or any tight clothing

Bitch turns almost into a full on dog in love

It's stupidly funny

Arms around your waist almost in every picture anyone has of y'all

Mostly has his hand in your back also or around the shoulder

Like Bill if you give gifts randomly, he will feel a bit guilty

But he will be happy and feel a little spoiled

He'll get you a gift in return as soon as possible

Physical touch is obviously a given

So if you hug him, touch him, kiss him or anything, he is in heaven

A literal goddess from above has blessed him

He ain't holding back mf

You ever feel insecure?

Boy feels offended FOR YOU

Doesn't let you talk bad about yourself

"Huh? The fuck do you mean?! Uh- you're complaining that you look fucking hot?!" 

Bro is gobsmacked

Once he froze because you touched him and he didn't know it was you

Almost died but was happy when he turned to see you

When he first saw you he had to do a double take

"I want that one."

Followed you around like a puppy trying to get his shot

It was so funny seeing pictures of it after

Sit on his lap to make him happy

Will be insulted if you don't put your full weight onto him

Will hug you around your waist so you have no choice but too

Is in heaven smiling with his head over your shoulder

Bro is in MY version of heaven

[schlattslonghairytoes]

chapter nine

talias pov, real life!

"you two sons of bitches are going to college!" the movie fades out and i look up to schlatt, only to see him staring back down at me "hi" i say quietly "hi" he says back even quieter, schlatt isnt a shy guy, but right now he's acting like one.

"are we gonna talk about it jay, because im not sure i can handle it, but i cant stand you being mean to me anymore, not with what i had to live through in high school" i look up his face, his usual stone demeanor melting for what, to me, feels like hours

he blinks before speaking "ive never been known for my clever use of words, or being able to have difficult conversations at all, but talia im so sorry, you dont deserve that, you never did, and i guess i finally owe you a proper explanation huh?"

lets get back on track shall we? last time we saw these two dumbasses, they began their "rough period" as i like to call it, the glares across the halls, the shit talking and most importantly, the rumors.

now, talia hated drama, lets make that clear, because freshman year when someone told the whole school that she had sex with a teacher, when all she did was go to extra help, she thought her life was over, and i wont sugarcoat it. for a while it was.

but who sat with her holding her hand the whole time. a young boy by the name of jonathan schlatt, he gathered her homework on the days she missed, he tutored her in classes he didnt even take just so she wouldnt fail. so imagine her suprise when her (ex) best friend, began dating her other (ex) best friend, and her name would stop being talked about.

schlatt had asked out anabelle january 7th, almost 5 months after talia and schlatt became sworn enemies, so naturally anabelle took schlatts side, because thats what happens when you make friends who dont really care about you.

back to the rumors at hand, talia wasnt unpopular, everyone loved her, how couldnt you? i mean look at her. but what comes with slight popularity, your name always being brought up, but by then she was used to it. 

until the fateful day of febuary 14 arrived.

it was time for talias annual valentines party, when people started asking why the address had changed on the invite from previous years, she shut it down immediately, leaving aside that she had been kicked out 3 months prior.

after a fight with her parents her mom told her is was time to stop being so dependant, handed her 1000 dollars, a suitcase, and of course, in true nancy romano fashion, a food scale, and closed the door. talia eventually moved into her late grandmothers apartment 6 blocks down

her mother didnt know about the apartment, so when talia realised that it was legaly documented that the house was hers, as written in her grandmothers will, she moved in with her cat, said 1000 dollars, and a dream. first order of business, throw out that stupid foodscale.

when she finally revamped her new apartment in december, she was finally able to relax and live her life once again.

back to February, of course there was talk about this address update, but what talia didnt expect was for anabelle to tell the school that talia no longer lived within the schools district, meaning, she wouldnt be able to attend the school.

talia left that meeting in the princeables office in tears, after being told that "she might not be able to graduate" she felt as if her life was over, that was until she locked eyes with a guilty looking schlatt. 

and rage filled her immediately.

"me. you. outside now." she grabbed him by the collar and dragged him along with her outside, ignoring his pleas that "he'll be marked absent".

"what the fuck did you do jonathan." she shoved him roughly, hard enough to make him stumble. "i swear on everything talia, i didnt know she would do that! it was anabelle, i even asked her not to, are you going to be ok? and why are you living in nana's house, whats going on?" he asked like she didnt have the right to hide things from him.

"oh shut the fuck up, dont act like now you know everything about me! you threw that away the moment you gave up on me, on us! you forgot about me! and now you wanna stumble back to me with open arms and be my savior, no jay, thats not how this works" she shouted and pushed him again.

"please tell me whats going on, please" he begged quietly. "talia i need to know, please i need to know youre ok." he grabs her arm.

"she kicked me out Jonathan. i dont eat most days cause i have no fucking money, none, my job pays me shit, for the first time in my life im failing a class, and if i even get into college, im going to have years of student loans up my ass, because again i have no money." as the words came pouring out, schlatts eyes scanned her, her frame looking thinner and weaker, face more defined.

he remembered when talia thought she was fat, and looked at her now, and wished for the ten pounds she lost could come back, she wasnt recognizable, she wasnt his talia, but then again, she never was.

"say something" her voice weakened. "anything, please." the crack in her voice is what sent him over the edge, he wrapped her huge arms around her in the tightest bear hug shes ever been in, and for a moment, slotted in his arms where she belonged, she forgot everything that ever happened. until he removed them.

"i have to go" he said before turning around and going right back into school, leaving talia all on her own once again.

one month later, talia was laying on her bed, figuring out how she was going to pay rent this month, when a she heard someone knocking at the door. she got up and opened the door and before she could close it, jonathan handed her a envelope and left, no words, emotions, or anything else for that matter.

she closed the door and looked down at the envolope in her hands that stated "we need to talk" in schlatts stupid chickenscratch. 

as she began to open the letter she felt her eyes fill with tears and slowly fall onto the letters contents, a hand written note, and, in hundred dollar bills, 10,000 dollars.

"i never understood why you did that, where did you even get that money?" i asked, reflecting on all those years ago.

"remember my jesus take the wheel video? i made 15k off of that, aswell as other later vids, and i was working at the deli at that time, it all just came together". he looked down at me, and as i look up at him, his face looks more like his highschool self then i remember, softer eyes and eyebrows then ive seen in the past few days.

now this next era lasts from late march until mid may, and i like to call it, the reconstruction era. 

after schlatt left a very suspicious envelope at her door, she chased after him, and they decided they were both going to work toward being friends again, and that they did, they started to be friends again, and they really tried, but there was only so much they could both do.

talia helped schlatt through his breakup, and in return, schlatt helped talia finish all of her college applications, the two ultimately going with the original plan of applying to the same dream school they shared. the broken duo started to heal each crack in their relationship, but they were never going to be fully mended. 

prom was now in a month, and when schlatt promposed to talia with a sign reading, "be the jenko to my schmitt, and jump over to prom with me?" famously based off of their favorite shared movie, talia couldnt help but say yes. so she did and things were going even better for them, they were finally friends again.

until the dean of that stupid college decided to ruin schlatts life, merely days before prom. so when talia hadnt heard from schlatt in a week and prom was tonight, she began to worry, but this time she had faith in him, to be the good friend he was, and pick her up at 6:30 sharp.

so when she sat on her front step and her phone read 7:00 back at her, she knew something had happened, and the worst part was, she couldnt bring herself to be suprised, or even mad. she had a feeling this would happen, so she called her best friend nick, and made her way to prom.

rounds of spiked punch and dancing with her friends had started to make the pain go away, until she saw him. a seemingly sober schlatt waltzing into prom, with a familiar blonde wrapped around his arm. she felt her heart break into enough pieces she couldnt begin counting, and with all the courage she could muster, she put on a fake smile and walked up to the happy couple.

"hey guys! glad you could finally make it, seems time doesnt mean anything to you two, just wanted to say, anabelle every moment knowing you has been unpleasant. and frankly i hope i never have to look at you and your fucked up teeth again, have a good time at community college, thats if you make it there. and you Jonathan, i hope you know what a horrible person you are, i dont know why you loved breaking my heart, because honestly, i was inlove with you John, i would have followed you across the globe of you asked, but you just made my life so much easier, because i fucking. hate. you." she pushed past the pair  and scoffed when she heard him calling after her.

the rain outside made it much harder to outrun a 6'3 giant, already having the disadvantage of being so much shorter, and also wearing 3 inch heels. "TALIA!" his stupid voice yelled after her, repeatedly, louder each time, until he finally caught up to her, only seconds away from her apartment, and when he did he grabed her wrist in order to stop her.

"dont fucking touch me! dont come near me, stay the fuck away, i dont ever want to see or hear from you ever again. its over schlatt, you did this! we couldve been so good together, or even friends, but you threw that away for what, why did you do it, because we both know you owe me that," she screamed yanking her arm away from his tight grip.

"i-i dont know why talia, i was scared, i didnt get i-" he studdered "you were scared? SCARED? you did this to me because you were scared" she pushed him further from her apartment building "schlatt, quite literally when i needed you most, you left! i was homeless for a week, did you ever know? NO, BECAUSE NO ONE KNEW, I WAS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ALONE." she tried to calm her voice but was only slightly successful.

"i was alone and scared, and the one person i loved and cared for, dropped me because HE was scared! ironic right?" she backed toward the door to her apartment building "let me make this clear, im not blaming you for me being kicked out, im blaming you for leaving me when i needed you, because we both know that i would have never done that to you." she opened the door and looked back at him. "i never want to see you again, leave, and get out of my life schlatt." she yelled in his face. 

"please lia i know you don't want to hear me out, but you have too. please I can't lose you Lia, cmon for us we need to talk about it" he begged tears mixing with the pouring rain. for a moment, every movie theve ever watched together crossed his mind. all the scenes where the love interest stands outside in the pouring rain, begging for forgiveness, and in every single one, she forgives him, but as much as he hoped, he knew that wouldnt be his reality.

"I can't jay, I cant and I'm not sorry"  and the door closed, unlike the movies, the rain didnt go away, his heart didnt feel lighter, and the rejection letter in his pocket, already ruined from the rain, didnt magically fade away, and by the time he got home and opened his phone, he was already blocked on everything, the green text confirming all of his suspicions 

iMessage!

my talia<3

talia, since the day i met you as a toddler, i knew you would change my life forever, in elementary school you were my first friend, and the only person i wanted to have playdates with, and the only person i wanted to see at school. then came middle school, when your parents split up, i prayed the night i found out, that you would stay with your mom, so you could stay with me, and when you did, i had never felt luckier. in eighth grade i realised i was in love with you, but as a typical middle schooler i tried my best to ignore it, and move on. freshman year wasnt easy, rumors meant nothing when i was able to be at your side making you laugh after seeing all that everyone put you through. sophmore and junior year with you at my side made life feel easier, and in the summer before senior year, when you kissed me, i knew i was a goner. the more i spent time with you, the harder i fell in love with you, every moment i spent with you was something i cherished with my whole heart. but heres the part that i didnt tell you, 10 days before my birthday, my grandpa died, i know it doesn't sound like much, but i felt as if my whole world ment nothing anymore, and alcohol was my only way of moving past it. and on september ninth, when i drank so much i forgot what year it was, anabelle invited me to a party and said you would be there, and after avoiding everyone and everything for a week, i knew i needed to see my favorite person. when i arrived she convinced my drunken state that she was you. and i believed her. the next day i knew something was wrong, and after you left me in that panera i sat in silence for 3 hours, and i realised what i had done, and by the time i went home, another bottle of whiskey had me convinced that anabelle was you. the real reason me and her broke up, was because one time i accidentally called her talia, and thats the day i stopped drinking. coincidentally, that's the same day i went to the bank and left 10,000 dollars at your door. the reason i didnt ever come pick you up at prom, was because the week before, i had found out i got rejected from college, not just our dream one, every single one talia, i felt like an absolute failure, and i couldnt even look at you, i didnt want you to be tied down to a loser like me, so i turned to alcohol once again, and convinced my self that if i asked anyone, not that they would ever live up to you, i could pretend for long enough that it was you. but no one could ever be you. 

not delivered❗️

[alornights]

HIII ORA!!!!!!!! EEEPP (first off that's such a cool name whatttt)) saw ur requests were open and was wondering if i could ask for a oneshot with toolshed?? one where him and the reader are really close irl but they hate eachother in their superhero fits or whatever because stan dosen't know she's like ... her super hero self?? (if that makes any sense)

you can pick a name for it or whatever, just that the reader uses a bow and arrow/ does archery lmaoooo

SRRY IF THIS MAKES NO SENSEEE

🏹 - anon ^^

⟢ better than you.

➜ in which ! you and stan have a fight over who's the better hero.

💌 ﹫toolshed aka, stan marsh.

✩ 🎸 warnings﹗death threats.

🍓 ⟡ notes — im still getting used to this so i hope this is good! and THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT OMG i lava u <3

Everyone knew you and Stan were inseparable.

Two peas in a pod, you'd never find one without the other. No one knows when or how you two met, just randomly some day you two were talking like you had known each other your entire life.

So when one day you and Stan were glaring at each other like your lives depended on it no one felt even remotely comfortable that day.

And the reason you fought... well...

"Ew." You stared at him in shock as he continued, "Hero Name is the worst hero in the Freedom Pals. She thinks she's so high and mighty because she can do archery and thinks everyone's madly in love with her. She's not even all that."

"She is all that!" You protested slamming your fist to the table, "She's like so hot and do you not realize the entire school except you has or had a crush on her at some point. And she is high and mighty."

He groaned rolling his eyes, "Then everyone in the school is stupid and needs to get their eyes checked. She is not all that."

"Take that back." You warned glaring at him.

"It's true, I'm not taking shit back."

"Then who's your favorite hero since you think she's so ass, huh?"

He grinned, "Obviously, the best hero, Toolshed." You gasped giving him a face of disgust, "Bro, Toolshed is absolutely mid. He looks and sounds like a total loser even that berry hero is better than him."

"You don't know what you're talking about sweetheart." Stan waved you off as you gapped at him.

"Stanley, you sound so dumb and naive. Toolshed is so boring, Hero Name is just so much cooler and hotter, and sexier, and ten times better than that disgusting thing."

"THING?" Stan yelled as you nodded looking away from him. "How dare you! If anyone's a thing it'd be that disgusting ugly bitch."

"SHE IS NOT DISGUSTING, YOU'RE DISGUSTING."

"AM NOT."

"ARE TOO YOU-"

He put a hand to your face as you slapped it away. "I don't want to speak with you, I don't want

"Fine!" You yelled picking up your bag ready to leave. "Until you admit Hero Name is better, I will not associate myself with you."

"Good, I don't want to associate myself with someone who thinks Toolshed is a loser. Goodbye for good you ass." Stan yelled walking away as you did the same.

How dare he.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

"You will not believe what happened today." You groaned walking down to the Freedom Pal's base as everyone turned to look at you.

"What? You embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in South Park and now everyone thinks you're an embarrassment? Sounds like a good day if you ask me." Toolshed grinned with a wink.

"Hey, you remember when I shot an arrow into your eye?" You remarked as Toolshed paused, "We can make that happen again."

"Calm down you two. Hero Name continues what you were going to say." Dr. Timothy voiced giving us a warning look.

You sighed flopping down on one of the open couches, "Bro I got into a fight with the one dearest to me because their stupid ass Toolshed over there was better than me! Can you believe that?"

"What?"

You groaned. "He went 'Oooh, Hero Name sucks ass Toolshed is sooo much more better and Hero Name is not hot and sexy'. Like can you believe that?"

"That happened to me too! I can't believe you're ruining friendships like that because you exist." Toolshed shouted as I gasped.

"I AM NOT- you literally make me want to stab myself in the heart with one of my own arrows." You remarked as he flipped you off.

"I bet you've started hate clubs for me in your civilian forms since you seem so jealous of me." Toolshed boasted crossing his arms.

Mysterion groaned banging his head against the wall. "Make it end."

"I am not jealous of you- you're jealous of me! You even made my friends betray me because they love you. If anything you're starting a cult against me."

"AM NOT."

"ARE TOO-"

"When do you think they're going to find out? I say by the end of the year." Kite murmured to Call Girl.

"20 dollars by the end of this month." She responded as the two shook hands a silent agreement formed.

"They need to get a room, it is getting sooo steamy in here."

"SHUT UP CARTMAN!"

[floralhuqzz]

𝐀 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 (fem! reader x Kai Anderson) part 3

Let me know if you guys want part 4!! English is not my first language, if theres any errors let me know! xxx

Warnings: alcohol, stalking, obssesion, slapping, choking, swearing, slight sfw)?

"just a little drunk... Just enough to have some fun" he whispered the last sentence in my ear sending shivers down my spine.

I was nervous, how could you not be? he knew what he was doing to me. Its like he knew the right things to say, he talked to me like he knew me for years. He couldn't stop looking at me, not even for a second. We kept drinking wine while talking about our interest and hobbies and favourite music,, he seems like a good guy but i kept having this off feeling about him.. something was off. I finally put my glass of wine on the table as i softly spoke.

"wheres your bathroom?" I lightly smiled

"its up stairs, do you want me to go with you?" He also placed his glass on the table not breaking eye contact.

"i can piss by myself you know?" I giggled a bit as he did the same

"ok then, its the second door on the left" he smiled back

I got up the stairs looking around his house. I must say his house looked very clean and it smelled nice. I got inside the bathroom and did my business. I looked myself in the mirror,, i looked great, i wanted to retouch my makeup but i forgot i left my bag in the kitchen where Kai was. I got out of the bathroom when i noticed a opened door which i supposed was Kais bedroom. Curiosity took over me and i got close to the door thinking to myself if i should be really be looking through his room. I mean what if he had a girlfriend and he didn't tell me? What if theres some lingerie around the room or girls clothes. Its not like its my business but i really wanted to know if this guy was saying the truth.

I slightly opened the door trying not to make any noise,, i saw a very clean room, but it was pretty empty. I supposed that it was nothing out of the ordinary since he just moved here 1 month ago. I got inside and i noticed a camera on the table"he didn't tell me he took pictures"i thought to myself smiling a bit,, i started looking through the pictures when i saw something that made my heart drop... Different pictures of me ,, they were likely taken from a far distance. Theres pictures of the inside of my house, pictures of my bras, panties... What the fuck is going on?.. who truly is this guy?.. i knew i had to get out of here.

"didn't your mom teach you that its not nice going through someones stuff?" I heard the door close

I turn around slowly begin scared to look at him in the eyes

"look at me" he spoke, hearing his footsteps getting closer

I swear i could hear my heart beating.

" im giving you a last chance y/n.. look at me" he was standing inches from me.

I let out a shaky breath. But i felt a hand on my neck. I tried gasping for air.

"you bitch...you couldn't just not go in here huh?" He said gripping my neck even more

"p-please, l-let m-me go" i tried fighting back but it was useless, he was so much stronger than me.

"awww little y/n thinks she can over power me? You look ridiculous" he finally let me go

I fall onto the floor holding my neck gasping for air, tears running down my face.

"i wanted to make you mine in a more romantic way,, take you on a date.. i didnt want to use violence, but i guess i dont have another choice now that you know everything... I guess ill just have to force you to be mine. Even if you want it or not."

I finally looked up.

"why...why are you doing this?" I coughed still finding it difficult to breath.

"because i love you" he said softly while he sat in front of me whipping my tears

"you are sick-" not even a second after i finished that sentence he slapped me on the face

"SHUT THE FUCK UP" he screamed

he stood up and picked me up and threw me onto his bed

"you dont know for how long ive been stalking you.. i guess you are so dumb that you didn't noticed did you?" He started to climb on top of me "ive been studying you, analysing you,, i know everything about you...your friends, family, where they all live,, i know everything."

"why..why me?." I was weak,, my cheek was burning and my neck was hurting a lot

"why you?" he laughed while looking down at me

"because you are so...amazing... beautiful... You are everything that i can only dream about." He whispered in my ear while going down my neck leaving a trail of soft kisses

“You are a woman and I am a man and we belong in the dark together.”

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IM FINALLY PUBLISHED SOMETHING AFTER MONTHS OMFG💀 sorry about that xxx if u guys want a part 4 let me know!!!

[mattslolita]

okayyyy so update, again!

my bf bought me pink tulips (fav flower everrr) and a cute pink vase to put them in yesterday. and we went to the beach yesterday and i got good pics 😎 taken by him obviously. i told him he should be a photographer an he went "right then! wheres my paycheck huh??" i wore a pink maxi dress an he kept saying how pink looked nice on me and i looked really pretty then we watched the sunset and spoke for like 2 hours it was so fun.

when we got home he was laying on his bed and i went next to him and then he pulled me to lay on him and said that he loves me alot and hes so happy we got close again (im gonna cry wtf) 🤭

then i reposted some tiktok of this woman saying that she got married at 18 and shes really happy and stuff and my friend saw it and msgd me saying "r u tryna tell me ur like gonna get married in a couple years and be all happy and shit whilst im sat here having to witness this?" i replied w "CORRECT! 3 POINTS 👍"

also 2 days ago his ex msgd me on insta on some fake account w no followers. like girl at least make it abitttt more believable!! an she was like "hey babe are you dating *hisname* x" and i went "yeah, why? x" "and who are you?? " and she said "oh, well just wanted to let u know hes a lier and he cant be trusted"

soon as i saw that i went gtfo w this bullshit cuz it was so obvious it was her 😭 plus i msgd her sister who i used to be friends w but we dont talk as much and she said she was anoyed that he was w me now and that she was jealous and looking for problems. she litro told me that she told her she was gonna make the fake account! IMMATUREEE STAY MAD BITCH! i will find out anything dont even try w the fake account shit cuz i PROMISE u ik everythinggg!!! like let me live go find some man who will put up w ur shit 🤗😙

AWWWW YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTIE PIE STOPPP

not that girl w the fake account like do better babe.... bro did NAWTTTT eat

hope ur doing well love🤍

[kumezyzo]

Peter 3 x OC | Chapter 1.... Chp.2....Chp.3 m.list

enjoy bitches. im tired. im not making this a whole extravagant description. enjoy.

The hallway was crowded. Not abnormally, just as much as the day before. And the day before that. And the day before that. And everyone was just as self-absorbed as before. It made it easy to walk through the hallways and just go undetected. For the most part.

"AJ!" I stopped at the call of my nickname coming from someone I didn't know. I pulled out my earbud and looked at the blonde girl blankly. "Hey! So-"

"Don't call me that," I told her monotonously. I went to put my earbud back in my ear and walk away before she grabbed my wrist.

"Wait, I have a question!" I pulled my arm out of her grip harshly, her acrylic nails scraping against my skin. I sighed at her and nodded at her to continue. "So like, I'm having a party this weekend. And It's gonna be, like, super huge. So I was wondering if like… your dad would do a piece on it?"

I looked at her strangely, wondering if she actually thought that would happen. "You want my dad, a reporter who doesn't cover big events, to do a piece on your… party?"

The blonde nodded, her beachy curls moving with her animatedly. "Uh-huh!"

I scoffed and put my earbud back in, continuing on my way to my locker. Then she called out again, "Wait!!"

I rubbed my eyes and turned my head to look at her. "What?"

"I'll let you come to the party," she said defeatedly. I raised my eyebrows in amusement before laughing.

I tried to hold in my laugh, but it just came tumbling out again. "Yeah, no. My dad is an actual reporter, and you're just throwing a party. There's nothing to report." I looked at her, scoffing again and walking off to my locker.

"The Brock Report isn't even that good anyway!" She called out after me. I shook my head and, without looking back, flipped her off.

Again, usually undetected. Especially when your best friend was just as undetectable as you, and he didn't mind going unnoticed. So many of the people here treat schools like popularity competition, as cliche as it sounds. But it's sadly true. And with a school like ours, almost everyone knows everyone.

I turned the corner down the hallway where my locker sits nicely on the wall. As I got closer, I noticed the two people leaning against it, very publicly and shamelessly making out against my locker. Just past them, I saw my best friend standing there awkwardly.

He looked at me and shrugged as I approached, disgusted. I stood there for a second, hoping for them to notice. When they didn't, I cleared my throat. Then louder when they didn't notice that. I looked at Peter with an irritated expression before clapping loudly right next to their ears.

They jumped apart, looking at me with fearful eyes. "Hey! These are our lockers!" I said with a large smile, motioning between me and Peter. "And this," I motioned to them. "Is an act of public indecency. So, if you could so politely fuck off, that would be perfect!"

The girl scoffed offendedly as she pulled her boyfriend away. Her boyfriend glared at Peter, "Really man?"

Peter shrugged, "She has a point."

"Maybe find a janitor's closet?" I called out after them as they walked away, shrugging. "Or an empty classroom!"

I finally turned to Peter, who just looked at me, completely amused. "How has your day been, Aj?" He opened his locker, pulling out his AP Chem textbook.

I opened the locker right next to his, "Well, ya know, destroying the institute, protesting social norms. The usual," I listed off, smiling cheekily at him. I grabbed my journalism binder out of my school bag and put it in my locker, replacing it with my AP Physics 2 book.

"And who was your poor unsuspecting victim today? Mr. Kwas?" He asked, shutting his locker and leaning on it, watching me swap books out. I looked over at him with a grin, then faltered for a moment when I noticed how close he was. I gulped when I saw him watching me intently. I looked back into my bag, trying to remember what else I needed.

"Um," I paused, trying to remember what we were talking about. "Uh… No. Kwasnicka is alright. It was Locke, who I almost made cry." I zipped up my bag and shut my locker.

"And how did you almost make Mrs. Locke cry?" Peter asked me, throwing his arm loosely around my shoulder as we walked down the hall.

"She misquoted Shakespeare," I said simply. I giggled when I looked over and noticed his concerned expression.

"Only you have Shakespeare memorized," he said, shaking his head.

"It was from Hamlet!" I said in disbelief. "Everyone knows 'to be or not to be'! How do you fuck up, 'to be or not to be'!"

"Well, you'd have to be Locke," Peter said in amusement.

"Exactly," I said, failing to hide my smile. Peter pulled his arm off of me as we approached a push-to-open door. He pushed ahead of me, holding the door for me as we made our way out to the courtyard.

Then Peter stopped in his tracks. I looked at him strangely before looking up to where he was looking. It was Gwen Stacey, sitting on one of the picnic tables, reading a book. I looked down at my feet uncomfortably for a second before I heard a camera shutter.

"You should just ask her out, you know." I said, snapping Peter out of his trance. He looked down at me and shook his head.

"You know, I think I'm okay," he said, shaking his head.

Just as I was about to say something, we heard yelling to the left of us. That is where we saw a large group gathered around beginning to chant. "Eat It!"

We quickly made our way over to the crowd that seemed to be growing by the second. We pushed our way to the front, seeing Flash holding Gordon up. He was pushing Gordons face into the school pizza, repeatedly telling him to eat it.

"Hey, Parker, come on!" Flash called out once he saw us. "Get a picture of this!"

"I'm not gonna take a picture," Peter said, "Put him down, man."

"Come on," Flash taunted. I rolled my eyes.

"Put him down, man," Peter repeated louder this time. "Gordon, Gordon, don't eat it."

"Take the picture, Parker," Flash said pointedly in an attempt to sound intimidating. "And Brock, how about you get your dad to report it, huh?"

"Put him down, Flash," I said, motioning for him to put Gordon down.

"Take the picture," Flash said again. He kept his eyes trained on Peter.

Peter just shook his head, "Put him down, Eugene!"

The crowd went silent in anticipation. Flash stopped and threw Gordon on the ground. I gasped and stepped over to help him. I wasn't even five steps in front of where I was standing before I heard the sound of Flash punching Peter.

"Come on! Get up, Parker!" Flash yelled as I whipped around quickly. I dropped my bag and shoved Flash as Peter quickly got up on his feet again.

Flash turned around quickly and swung at me. I stepped back, his large fist missing my face by a few centimeters. I took that moment to swing my fist around, hitting him square in the jaw.

Peter had tried to cross around us to get to Gordon, but even in his disoriented state, Flash grabbed him by the shoulders and threw him to the ground again. He took that as a chance to kick Peter in the stomach again. I tried to pull him off, only to get shoved straight into the round picnic table.

"Shit," I groaned, feeling my back ache as I heard Peter grunt out something. I sat on the bench, doubled over as I tried to regain the breath that was knocked out of me.

"Stay down, Parker!" I heard Flash yell. I forced my eyes open and saw Peter rolling over on the ground in pain. "Who wants some more?! Huh?"

I achingly stood up and stumbled over to Peter. He slowly stood up and I reached out my hand to help him.

"Flash!" I looked behind me to see Gwen walking up to the delinquent in question. "We still on for after school today? My house, 3:30?"

Peter wrapped his arm around me again, much like earlier. But this time, I winced when I felt him put some of his weight on me. I watched as the crowd grew quieter watching Gwen interact with Flash.

"Okay, move -"

"No, how 'bout we go to class?" She asked, ushering him away from us just as the bell rang. "How about it?"

I saw him glance behind her at us, contemplating it before walking away. I sighed in relief, trying to take a step forward with Peter as the crowd dispersed. His knees buckled, causing me to stumble slightly. Then we heard clattering behind us. Someone was walking away from Peter's kicked camera.

He groaned and let go of me as he went to pick it up. I shuffled over to my bag that had also been kicked. When I turned around, I saw him holding up the camera, inspecting it for damages. I walked over to his bag and picked it up for him, struggling to put mine on for a brief moment.

"Is it alright?" I asked, looking at it with him. He sighed and closed the back piece, silently motioning for me to hand him his bag and skateboard. He took it from me and slung it over his shoulder.

"Let's just go to class, Alina."

yeet yeet. statistics-statistics. water-splish-splash-splash. AYY NOW CHOP. wassssup dickhead! -Nony quoting Timothee Chalamet

ps. if yall want the 2nd chp, just send an ask. it's already written. and on my ao3. but again, just ask.

[suiciderape]

totaltrash

we must discuss this gay ass shit bitch! the leader of the neptune planet she rejects? ew! still been the ghetto i see ew! shes upset obviously its the same person too so go home! potter! rejected nuns and fight for party infringement rights ok so? where are we? ur new house ew! hahaha i love my new house my phone sucks! no :( ok its good... even being here... wiggly what! i get it now i have a wiggly dick? no babe my phone lol im sorry who is this? kim deal ew! ur ghetto i love kim deal me too ok so who is this? desarae hollins ew ur baddie smells good! ew! ew! ew! rejected princess pretty pussy 6 is back do it again rejected princess prett6 pussy is back again no! ew! omg stop!! omg shes gonna see what tumblr did to us! omg no she doesnt care lol mhm :) scary gangsta? are u chris angel insider? no im not! oh lol well who is us? im us! omg! what does that mean? no more couple shopping trips to the local ghetto mall!! yay! what else? get a macbook pro today? or tomorrow? today! lol ur a baddie with a dick launcher! huh! oh uh huh! *gs* uh oh uh huh huh! *gs* 808s heartbreak *gs* lady macbeth lady macbeth lady macbeth oh! huh! *gun shot* gun shot! ah! ah! asian! oh asain! asian! ah!! asian oh!! asian lol its 808s heartbreak oh bob hehe mhm :) macdonalds angel? insider *gs* oh!! asian oh my god its asia oh!! *gs* mhm :) lol ur not even asian anyway daamn baby they died of lung disease cancers get bent! ew! yay! omg shes an angel! lol mhm :) macdonalds oh bob hehe waait!

yoon keeho

daddy that was mad awkward for the non asians! i know bitch daamn ok so where did we leave off? private school suicide pss ok so it didnt work? no it didnt why is that? u grounded me from making things look cute ok! so its not uppercapping? hell nah bitch u always right lmao ok so its ok to look bad? whaat the fuck bitch we were at get bent ok so go back to school ok no i didnt see it get away 5 dead dead! dead dead dead! dead! dead dead dead! dont boy 1234 donut boy dead! dead! dead dead! dead dead dead dead! see thats ok we like ur games did the bubble pop lava & knives no it didnt daddy ok! so go homee ok mhm :)

scary gangsta

omg bitch! shes in my house! omg noo where at? someone just said desarae! ew! omg ok so thats not u? hell nah bitch i got into the secret side of pintrest finally im ecstatic i really was ok! so go home! potter! weasely nah nigga but thats disgusting how did she know that this was ur house? im assuming u sold it? no i didnt! ita scary gangsta! ew ok! mt st helens bitch that was the wrong scary gangsta! omg who was it? the bad one that tried to fuck ur life up we got into his mental ward and locked him up for life! how did he see my account? he didnt! we let him see our phone not yours! right? yes! no hes been following u around all day as ur daddy yoon keeho hell nah bitch she is right! it waa our phone not hers! ok does she get it? hes never even met her! wait i didnt say we could move on! who is this? desarae hollins! u mean choi paranoid? yes! ok so go home! potter! ew! hey wait! omg her account is badaaa lets see some japanase architecture! ok! lol ur stupid it was the real scary gangsta the whole time! lol whaat? omg get bent

mt st helens

is this how u feel rn? well it wasnt until i saw the photograph stupid! does that mean u were there? no it doesnt daddy ew! lol ur stupid hahaha i know dudee ok so why is it all watery looking? the photograph? yes ok well did it go back into ur skin? ew! fuck u bitch no it did not ok hold on 808 heartbreak <3

suicide boys

sorry mt st helens brb? no!! lol tell her to stop texting my brother lol she is not texting him and he keeps blocking her twitter what year is it? 1921 what year is she in? 2023 omg what the fuck bitch! who is that? me apparently lol what the fuck bitch! ok

1989s suicide boys mission health goth

ew! lol suck a fuck bitch go home no homo training! did he call u back bitch? yes he did bitch! and he speaks chinese now! what the fuck bitch suck a fuck bitch nah she sent me more 808s heartbreak ew! fuck u bitch! lol ok sorry i love u ily 2! hey! whats ur bfs name? chris angel insider i thought it was electrumsol me tew bith! daamn ew! hahaha ew! hahaha ew! hahaha god daamn it thats what u meant? yes omg can lesarafim be the group at school with me? in south korea? where else? japan where else? thats it for now! ok australia! ew fine l8r byee go home and take this shit to sleep he loves u so fucking much! omg were in! can we stay the night now? whaat? of course bitch i love u always have always will! lol omg ur so much fun! lol u weirdo send tweet send tweet send tweet hollow tip - hoo ride attack

[yuukei-yikes]

saw the ask about video games and it was so so delightful and now im wondering if you have headcanons on their music taste??? i just really love music so :3

(also. i think seto and marry could play dating sim /other visual novel games together and get Really into it and discuss the story together)

DATING SIMS NOD NOD THATS TRUE. shintaro's also into those. all 3 getting into arguments abt the love interests

ALSO MUSIC HUH... i know i said idk much abt games so it's rly lame that im gonna say i also dont know much abt music.

I HAVE some hcs? for example i think momo listens to pop 100%.... we are living in a material world and im a material girl!! yknow. i feel like momo's room should look like a disney channel teenage girl's room from the 2000s. any 2000s bops playlist is for momo. she also probably looooves kpop. i think hiyori shares her music taste and she's also INSANELY into boy bands like if we assume kagepro takes place in 2013 you know damn well hiyori was a RAGING directioner. and of course hiyori also loves idols in general!!!!

and it's canon that kido's fave bands are radiohead and oasis LOLLL kido is soooo. funny. i think kido had a mcr phase and all that. was super into panic at the disco and all those other bands popular in 2013... crying to simple plan's im just a kid... (not derogatory cuz my thing with music is that i listen a bit of everything and i dont think any music is cringe❤️) kidomomo is amazing to me... can a y2k bimbo girlie and a mall goth fall in love??? (they can)

i think shintaro listens to a lot of vocaloid and anime ops lol but i think he'd listen to pretty much anything?? since he's a musician he's interested in listening to all kinds of music, and he's into discovering smaller artists too. he probably prefers stuff more on the chill side. i think shintaro keeps gifting momo earbuds in a passive aggressive way but momo keeps BLASTING her music. so shintaro ends up memorizing a bunch of her music and bursts into song with momo a lot. do not take this from me. like once he realises that he's scream singing britney spears toxic with momo he stops but He does it. i know so.

i dont have strong opinions on seto, mary, kano and hibiya?? i think hibiya doesnt even listen to the radio cuz his ass didnt know who the hell momo was LMAOOOO if u have any ideas for seto mary and kano let me know... i feel like no one would know kano's music taste bc at least personally i always feel so vulnerable abt my music taste. ppl are so mean about it and what u listen to. i think kano would completely hide it and lie abt what he actually likes listening to.

HARUKA AND AYANO i think share music taste. im also not sure what they'd listen to though i just know they share their fashion sense and music taste. i know so. they probably listen to taylor swift or something. lofi hip hop beats to study to bitches.

takane obviously loves music. headphone bitch. shes canonically into rock, haruka's first description of takane is the best ever he says something like. she has a mischievous smile, dark circle under her eyes and her headphones around her neck had rock music playing he could hear from his seat. also haruka mentions takane went to see a rock concert that was held at their school before they attended. so she's also into concerts. sorry i love takane she's so cool hehe.. i think takane's rly into punk/garage/alt rock kinda stuff. i think she listens to stuff like mike krol, slutever, be your own pet.. the louder the better. the more the singer screams the better.

sorry for linking my takane playlist again but i think she'd actually listen to some of the music there OK🙄🙄🙄!!!!! i actually went to my playlist bc i read this ask and then got lost in the sauce and added a few more songs LOL

[mostlymalena]

April 13th 2024 10:50pm

Just got done eating G out. Wonderful and tasty per usual. She is asleep next to me, and she is really pretty.

It has been a while, apologies, I have been so empty but a candle has been relit inside my soul. Why? NO IDEA LMAO. I'm just waking up again and thank god bc the last couple weeks have been an empty shallow hole.

Do I have tea to spill. Remember rine?? Of course you do since ive been writing about her for some time now!!! We had our lovely sleepover and the NEXT FUCKING DAY I get the wonderful news this bitch has a FUCKING BOYFRIEND LMAO and for some time too!!!!! I was so upset tbh bc why is this such a pattern?!?!?! Anyways I confronted her at Reggies bc she was meeting me there and we had talked about her sleeping over that night. She confirmed it and I walked away and left instantly to bluepost. We have not spoken since and will not. I get to bluepost and Gracie is there. I tell her immedielty what has happened and she makes me feel better. Out of the corner of my eye I see something slither into view dressed like a distressed scarecrow. Who else but Belle, parks her 2by4 ass across from me and Gracie and just idk.. keeps and eye on us?? Just stares. I do not know if P is there but I do not stick around to find out. Me and Gracie leave and she sleeps over.

G and I have been hanging again on account of my therapist telling me that shutting down and cutting people out of my life the second I feel vulnerable is not a good thing. Wild huh. She said I need to give Gracie a chance to let me forgive her. Uncomfortable but will give it a shot. We are hanging but I will continue to accept dates from other people. G is such a safe space for me to be goofy and relax.

No feelings of passion or romance have stirred inside me yet. Those have laid dormant since November and I fear every day they have been lost for good. I really hope not.

TOTALED MY CAR LMAO. It has been a shit two weeks ngl. I am just so lost but did all my dishes and felt hope in the world. I will find a job and I'll be okay. Argentina is so soon and I cannot wait!!!!

Went out to opera room with the crew friday to support my friend who is a DJ. She did great but saw several ops. Confronted this one dude who I know has been talking shit and spreading rumors and he apologized. Also talk to Emma - graces recent ex to make sure she knew even though it's weird and uncomfortable there is no bad blood and I have 0 issues with her. That went well and we ended the convo with a hug.

Today we had a soccer game and won then O and I took a nap and when we woke up me, Ethan, and Gracie went and got pizza. Zach!!!! A tender man who I fumbled 2/3 years ago which I will always regret WAS WORKING THERE!!!! I saw him and went outside and waited lmao. He has a beautiful gf of like 1 or so years now and I'm glad he is happy.

we all got ice cream after and I chose the rankest flavor called blueberry basil. Tasted like a salad dressing RIP. Got home drank Diet Coke and smoked on the porch and now Im catching up on writing and thoughts before watching 500 days of summer and going to sleep! Feeling settled and content.

[dayquil-nyquil]

MHA facetime headcanons pt. 2

(pt. 1) (pt. 3) (pt. 4)

feat. baku squad + shinso

katsuki bakugo, eijiro kirishima, denki kaminari, + hitoshi shinso

gn!reader

fluff, hcs

REQUESTS: OPEN

KATSUKI BAKUGO

"You just can't get enough of me huh?"

Would act like you're the one who called him when really he called you.

He'd only face time you when he was sure he was 100% alone, so no one could listen in on your conversations or bother the both of you.

You once asked if it was because he was embarrassed by you.

Big Mistake.

Aggressively reassuring!

"You think I would date you if I was embarrassed by you! As if! You're the only one for me, got that nerd?"

From then on would try to call you whenever he felt the need to, mostly when he would cook in the kitchen.

One time Kirishima showed up in the middle of the call and stole the phone away from him once he saw you.

Katsuki was fuming and screaming, you were laughing and Kirishima was grinning ear to ear.

EIJIRO KIRISHIMA

facetimes you while in the gym 😳 workin on his fitnesssss

loves to show off for you but plays coy

"who me? I'm just doin some squats... no reason... want me to angle the phone so you can watch?"

booty booty booty booty booty

hype this man up and he JUST MIGHT drop it down low or give a little twerk ok but you didn’t hear this from me

“wait babe what did you say?”

can’t hear you half the time over his own lifting grunts (lmao I’m sorry but it’s true)

ok but he's also the type to like,,, bring the phone in the shower with him if he's finished working out but not done talking with you

he'll try his best to prop it up on one of the shower shelves but it always manages to get wet and then the audio goes crunchy and it's a whole mess

"hello girl... I am under da water" (I'm hoping you all know where that audio is from and I'm not crazy)

the amount of times he's put you in a bag of rice while still on the facetime is insane

DENKI KAMINARI

Tries to facetime you every moment of every day

If you're busy he'll respond back with an over-exaggerated ':((((' and eagerly wait till later to try again.

This man doesn't care if there are people in the room or not, in fact, likes it better if there are people present

He will introduce you to all of them,

"Guys look who I'm talking to! It's MY BABBYYYY"

Two of the most common responses are: "Sir this is a Denny's" Or "Denki we know!"

Always showers you with compliments even if you're getting ready for bed.

grade A simp! Down bad!

Bakusquad never hears the end of his fawning

You're his little stormcloud after all!

will 100% call you whenever he’s about to do something stupid

“hey babe wanna watch me run full speed at kirishima when he uses his quirk?!”

puts his phone down so you can see him

“OKAY IM READY KIRI” “you got it buddy!”

denki sprints at him just as kirishima hardens his body and the audible sound of denki smacking against his body and falling like a sack of potatoes to the ground has you laughing hysterically

he accidentally knocked himself unconscious…

HITOSHI SHINSO

Calls you after his training

"Hey kitten," he says with a tired smile holding a cup of steaming coffee.

More of a listener than a talker

If you're gossiping with him about your work he will cut in with a: "No they didn't," or "That bitch."

If he does talk it's mostly about his day and training but urges for you to continue the conversation.

He's a loner so you're also his dinner buddy.

Sets up his phone while he eats so it's like you're eating together.

No, it's not depressing. It's sweet.

Talks to you until the both of you fall asleep.

He likes to fall asleep to the sound of your voice, he finds it soothing, even when your talking dies off and you fall asleep.

"Sleep well kitten, love you."

[akitofixated]

ENEMIES TO LOVERS - Akito Shinonome x F!Reader ♡

Y/N: Your Name

N/N: Nick Name

You've known Akito for a very long time, you were childhood friends with him. You were never separated from that annoying ass guy, you grew practically grew up with him, same schools till now. But you never really talked to each other in school. But if you did, you'd also end up fighting and calling each other names. You guys really hated each other, like you'd get so annoyed if you saw each other, even at a park, especially school.

This is my first tumblr post, so sorry if it’s not up to standard !! ♡

You were packing your things up, it was the last day of school, finally, but you only had 1 week holidays, you were the only one left in classroom, you were getting ready to leave until your phone received a notification. You sighed as you got your phone out, you started to smile to see it was from one of your best friends, An!

You were familiar with the camping area. Since you were young, you'd go often, you'd also go stargazing!

You chuckled and sighed to yourself, until you heard a "weirdo" from behind you. You sighed cause you recognized that voice. You turned around to see your so called ‘best friend' Akito Shinonome!

You rolled your eyes, and turned back around, and continue to walk faster. You weren't bothered with his attitude. "Oi! Are you coming to the camping trip as well?" He interrogated whilst trying to catch up with you. "Why do you need to know?" You scoffed and rolled your eyes at him whilst scrolling on your phone. "Tch, i'm just asking you loser." He ridiculed whilst slightly kicking ams ran off. "That.. bitch.." You grumbled to yourself.

It was 5:00PM.

You entered your home, you greeted your parents, you came to your room, and flopped onto your bed sighing. "ugh.. im so tired.." you complained to yourself. You then her a lot of notifications spamming on your phone. You took your phone out. "Huh? A group chat?" You questioned.

YOU ROLLED YOUR EYES AT AKITO’S MESSAGE, AND PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY.

TIMESKIP

It was finally the day! You got up, and got ready, you were wearing casual outfit. But now, it's camping time with 4 good people and 1 weirdo. You said your greetings to your parents, and went off the meet up in the cafe. You saw An, Kohane and.. Akito. You waved at them. "Hey An and Kohane!" You smiled and waved at them, purposely ignoring Akito. "Heya!" An chuckled. Akito than grabbed your wrist, "I'm right here you know?" He scoffed as he looked down at you, observing you, making his face glow pink for a second. “What the-" You were too shocked to move your wrist away from him. "Uh. Sorry." He realized what he did, and let you go, looking away whilst he puts his hand through his hair.

You were so confused, you looked at the girls with a confused gesture, they gave you a shrug back. After a while, Toya and Tsukasa came. You all looked at Tsukasa with a horrid look. "What.. are you wearing.." Akito looked at Tsukasa with disgust. "Tsukasa.. Why are you carrying a huge bag?!" Kohane trembled. "Huh? It's the tents!" He looked at Kohane confused and then chuckled. "CAN WE JUST GET GOING? IM TO EXICTED!" An squealed whilst attacking Kohane with a hug. You all agreed to go, and went off.

TIMEKSKIP

You all arrived at the campsite. It seems like you were the only people there. "Wow! We're the only ones! We're lucky!" An snickered to herself. "Well.. let's get ready!" Tsukasa put his bag out, as he got the tents out. You all looked horrified at the tents. "Uh.. Tsukasa? Why'd you bring only 3 small tents..?" You questioned as you nervously laughed. "Oh! 2 people are going to share one tent!" He smiled cluelessly as he put arms on his hips.

"Wait what." You all said at the same time. "Well.. im sharing with Kohane~!!" An squeezed Kohane with hug whilst snuggling with her. "My father said i have to be Tsukasa, is that fine with you Akito?" Toya apologized as he looked down. "Yeah it's fine." Akito reassured him. You then realized the most horrendous thought. "What. Wait i don't wanna share a tent with him." "You're acting like you're the only thinking that! Tch." He scoffed as he crossed his arms sighing with disgust. You said with utter fear. "Oh.. theres not enough room in our tent.." Kohane frowned. "Stop complaining! It's just 2 nights.." An frowned as she face palmed herself.

Night approached, you weren't prepared to share a tent with the most annoying guy on the planet. You went to collect wood with An and Kohane, the 3 you recently just came back. You had to go in your tent, but you realized he'd be there. You entered the tent, to see you the guy on his phone, scrolling on whatever he was on. You scoffed and rolled your eyes. As you were about to leave, you said to him. "Hey, uh. We're going to roast marshmallows now, you gonna come?" You interfered the silence. He looked up at you. "Yeah. I am." Akito sighed replying back to you.

You left the tent and saw the others. Tsukasa greeted you with a stick and marshmallow, you saw down on the log near the fireplace, Akito then came out the tent, he looked down at you and snatched your marshmallow from you. "Hey?! The heck? Give it back!" You got up from your sit, trying to reach for it whilst he sticks it out to the sky. "Hah, you can't react it~!" Akito teased and laughed at you. "Fine. I'll just take yours!" You grinned as you backed up towards Tsukasa, asking him for Akito's one. "Hey- What the-" He looked at you with shock. "Guys, let's tell scary stories!" Tsukasa yelled. "Huh. Do.. do we have too?" An trembled. "I don't mind, isn't that what you do at campfires?" Toya smiled. You all eventually got An to agree, and then you were all of telling scary stories.

TIMESKIP : 10:00PM

You all decided to go to bed, you all went inside the tents, you and Akito however was complaining about each other. "Ugh whatever, i'm going to bed." Akito went inside his sleeping bag, as he looked the other way. "Finally." You rolled your eyes and turned the opposite way of him.

2 hours went by, and you couldn't go to sleep, you had the urge to go stargazing. So you quietly got up, tied your hair, did your shoe laces. As you were about to leave, Akito grabbed your wrist, making your heart drop. You slowly turned around, to see him sitting up from his bed. "The hell you're going?!" He whispered whilst looking grumpy. "None of your business! Now let go." You pouted. "I'm going to wherever you're going." Akito got up, let go of your wrist, putting his jacket on. "W-what?!" You were shocked to even answer. "Ugh, whatever i'm gonna go now." You rolled your eyes and left the tent. "W-wait up!" Akito whispered.

You went down a slope carefully. "H-hey be careful." Akito mumbled softly. "I am.." You scoffed. You then went down, with Akito following you. to see a shallow lake. You sat down aside it, then looked up, to see the sky filled with stars. Your eyes glistened, you've never seen this many stars before. "Woah.." You looked amazed. Akito was admiring how cute you looked, but he obviously didn't say anything. "Pff. Stargazing? Seriously?!" Akito grumbled. "Shut up! Why'd you even follow me in the first place?" You rolled your eyes and crossed your arms. "...I just wanted to make sure you're safe." Akito looked the other way, covering his face whilst he get embarrassed.

"—!?" You looked at him with shock. "Since when did you care about me?" You scoffed. "Just because we hate each other, doesn't mean i don't care for you." He mumbled. "Don't you admire me when im singing?" Akito smirked whilst questioning you. "Yeah.. but that's different, you idiot." You sighed. “Oh?" “Oh?" Akito smirked.

"Please shut up." You got up carelessly. "Hey be careful!" Akito got up. "I am carefu—" You suddenly then slip on a rock, causing you to fall backwards. Akito then catches you into his arm. "...thanks.." You mumbled. "No problem shorty." Akito grinned whilst pinching your cheek. "The hell?!" You grabbed his hand, trying to make him let go. "I'm going to go back, it's too cold." You sighed as you were walking away. "Wait, i wanna continue this night with you." He took off his jacket, handing it over to you, whilst a pink tint glows on yours and his cheeks. "Uh, thanks?" You took it and wore it.

You were walking aside the lake, talking about your guys's childhoods. "Uh.. N/N.." Akito nervously said whilst avoiding eye contact with you. "Hm? What's up?" You looked up at him, concerned. "Do.. do you actually hate me?" His face saddens a little whilst he nervously blushes.

“No.." You sighed. "N/N, i don't hate you as well." Akito said, "I.. kinda love you than hate. You make me feel so.." He stopped walking as he looked down, blushing intensely. "H-huh?!" You blushed crazily with shock. "You.. you like me?!" You looked at him with shock. He then walked up to you, grabbing your wrist and pulling you for a kiss. You kissed him back. "I've never hated you dummy.." You hugged him as you looked the other way. He then kisses your head and hugs you back.

You guys started to date secretly, you didn't want the others to find out, it'd have been to complex to explain what happened between you guys. But he was finally relieved that he'd finally opened up to you. You were also relieved, you always loved him, but you just thought that he hated you, which made you think that you should hate him. But now you guys finally are official. ♡