#i just have to know

[foldingfittedsheets]

I got an ask that was definitely a scam asking to send me money which like. Let’s be real, I have a bunch of tip and Venmo links, people don’t struggle to find ways to show their appreciation for my antics by sending me money but like.

I’m so curious what the next step of the scam is? I know most scams will be like, “Oh no, I overpaid, please send money back,” and they’ll make a fakey jpg of an invoice showing they sent you money but like.

What could the next possible step be here? They just offered money without a caveat. Does the caveat come later? What happens nexxxxxt.

[salt-n-salt]

I’m just gonna drop Dee here. Very much late to everything, most likely waits until wednesday to get seeds, always sprinting back to their farm at 1:50am. Is a big Leah or Elliott enjoyer.

Funfact the bandana was a gift to make it easier for people to find them at 2am!

ur bandana comment made me think of those bells that people attach to their pets that sneak up on them too easily. so have Dee silently and strategically materialize into elliott and leah’s conversation 🫂

[thestarryeyedsapphic]

my roommate and i are debating who would win in a fight to the death: steven universe (post-future) or invincible?

my roommate says invincible, but lowkey i think it might be steven (i might be biased tho)

[sgt-seabass]

i may or may not have just bought front row tickets to a male stripper show just because one of the dancers is a Jax Teller impersonator cause he's the SPITTING IMAGE OF HIM. tats and all. i just have to know what he looks like in real life.

but i will be horribly embrassed and won't be able to look him in the eye.

i will die.

[nitrateglow]

me: i can respect other people's opinions some blog: the animation in fantasia is nothing special me: EXCEPT THAT ONE

[its-crazy-its-vii]

Quick question to my fellow kääryleet but I need to know (also pls tell me why)

[stonebutchooze]

I'm sorry does anyone know what the fuck this is because it's all that's being advertised to me on every app right now and I'm so confused

[hellcatsandcars]

for reference (in order):

[geometricfractal]

@nencheese @ineffable-doll did. did you guys coordinate this. why did I get these two notifications within an hour of each other. am I a blog of my friends’ beloveds now?

[vexishereandveryqueer]

wait so does this mean dick and tim are about the same weight in this au or is Jason using slightly less strength in one arm to keep it balanced??

I like when in some comics Jason appears as a metahuman and lifts heavy weights lol

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[nathaniacolver]

arcane ships be like

i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[bakerstreet-and-beyond]

There seems to be a general malaise on most of Tumblr about TikTok getting banned in the United States.

I understand the problems, "brain rot", whatever but- A government banning a social media app that opened the world for many people is legitimately scary and upsetting. Say what you want but, there are MANY global and local issues that would not have gotten the same traction, recognition, and outreach without TikTok.

And then add to this that Meta/Facebook was one the largest lobbyists working to get TikTok banned... Like- I think folks should be more concerned about the implications of what this means, especially since the ban goes into effect the day before inauguration.

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.