#i just have to know

[salt-n-salt]

I’m just gonna drop Dee here. Very much late to everything, most likely waits until wednesday to get seeds, always sprinting back to their farm at 1:50am. Is a big Leah or Elliott enjoyer.

Funfact the bandana was a gift to make it easier for people to find them at 2am!

ur bandana comment made me think of those bells that people attach to their pets that sneak up on them too easily. so have Dee silently and strategically materialize into elliott and leah’s conversation 🫂

[thestarryeyedsapphic]

my roommate and i are debating who would win in a fight to the death: steven universe (post-future) or invincible?

my roommate says invincible, but lowkey i think it might be steven (i might be biased tho)

[sgt-seabass]

i may or may not have just bought front row tickets to a male stripper show just because one of the dancers is a Jax Teller impersonator cause he's the SPITTING IMAGE OF HIM. tats and all. i just have to know what he looks like in real life.

but i will be horribly embrassed and won't be able to look him in the eye.

i will die.

[nitrateglow]

me: i can respect other people's opinions some blog: the animation in fantasia is nothing special me: EXCEPT THAT ONE

[its-crazy-its-vii]

Quick question to my fellow kääryleet but I need to know (also pls tell me why)

[stonebutchooze]

I'm sorry does anyone know what the fuck this is because it's all that's being advertised to me on every app right now and I'm so confused

[hellcatsandcars]

for reference (in order):

[geometricfractal]

@nencheese @ineffable-doll did. did you guys coordinate this. why did I get these two notifications within an hour of each other. am I a blog of my friends’ beloveds now?

[trashworldblog]

im gonna throw out my guess for ryan and shanes personal smile dog photo. i think its like a,,,, [i cant believe im about to type this out omygod im SO sorry if this has crossed your dash. im about to paint a photo]

garfeild?? naked?? with a big ol' shlong?? and he's like posed?? sexually??

i only say garfield because the blurred screen is VERY orange, and they say its realistic and a cartoon, so im guessing its some cartoon character with an edited in shlong (what a fun word).

put down your guys' guesses in the tags. im morbidly curious what others think it is, because personally, i can't imagine it being anything else but this.

[vexishereandveryqueer]

wait so does this mean dick and tim are about the same weight in this au or is Jason using slightly less strength in one arm to keep it balanced??

I like when in some comics Jason appears as a metahuman and lifts heavy weights lol

[ghost-oftheriver]

work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

[nathaniacolver]

arcane ships be like

i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[thelaurenshippen]

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back