#i just have no bloody TIME

[singsweetmelodies]

TELL ME ABOUT OSCAR/ARTHUR FIC bcs i know im lowkey responsible for that (i get needy when im sick btw idk if you noticed)

YOU?? needy?? you don't say... 😱

nooo, but in all seriousness, ILY and hope you feel better soon, my darling 🥺🫂🫂 allow me to try and cheer you up! :D

so, yes, you are definitely responsible for that oscar/arthur WIP. like. not even low-key -- you are absolutely the one to blame. because, like. you just wrote them so WELL, and i wanted more!!!

because their relationship dynamic is just so INTRIGUING to me, you know? we have oscar, who is perhaps the most deadpan, dry and sarcastic person you could ever imagine in front of a camera. arthur, in contrast, is an absolute and chaotic extrovert, who apparently loves to tease and flirt and make oscar giggle/blush. the way normally deadpan oscar is just laughing SO much around arthur... oh my god. yeah. obsessed.

so yeah!! for this specific fic, i wanted to lean directly into that prema video canon: AKA, arthur is playful, a flirt, and also an annoying little shit who likes to bother oscar, apparently. (and oscar always goes along with it in the end, which -- YEAH. yeah. well. let me just give you my favourite snippet so far and cut off the rambling, otherwise we're going to be here all night xD)

and my fav snippet is:

😍

[gabe-lovebot]

councilor 3D model

i learnt 3d modelling from the ground up to bring him to life. he's yours now. do whatever you want with him

[link]

please credit me if you make something using the model (or even ping/link me to it, i would love to see what you made!)

currently available as a .blend, .fbx and an SFM port.

[svampira]

awkward family dinner

[hikarry]

Only David Tennant would be strong enough to ever make me watch something as rubbish as Peppa Pig

And, dear Lord, is he about to do it

[martianbugsbunny]

One of the greatest acting decisions of all time was James McAvoy's decision that Professor Charles Xavier, leader of the X-Men, world's foremost expert on mutants, respected and renowned man of science, should walk around for four movies with the biggest, saddest, wettest puppydog eyes you've ever seen

[finnprof]

je m'excuse.................

[jenderenvy985]

my nose just started bleeding while watching jerma as if i were a shonen protagonist seeing a woman for the first time in their life and i think i am going to die from embarrassment

[s0fter-sin]

vampire bats share mouthfuls of blood to other bats they’re close to if they weren’t able to feed and now i need old vampire!ghost sharing a bloody kiss with fledgling!soap, giving him mouthfuls of blood bc his fresh fangs are too sensitive to bite with

it’s been so long since he was turned that ghost’s forgotten the deep ache that comes with growing fangs and he almost worries when johnny goes to bite into the meal he’s brought him only to whimper and pull back; only the slightest pinpricks of a bite left in the man’s neck, barely enough to bring blood to the surface

it’s only when johnny whines and massages at his gums that ghost realises his oversight; crooning at his sweet mate in reassurance. he’s not upset that he couldn’t feed, at the unintentional rejection of his offering. he’ll make the pain stop

ghost pulls the man to his mouth and sinks in his fangs, sucking in a heavy mouthful and drops the now paralysed prey back to his feet; his throat steadily gushing with blood and spilling over his body

he cups johnny’s face, looking into his eyes, teary with pain and hunger, and purses his lips to carefully drip the blood into his mouth. the pain immediately vanishes from his eyes, replaced with pure bliss as he opens his mouth wide; curling his tongue to catch every drop. ghost presses his mouth to his in a hungry, blood-filled kiss; tongues twining together as they share the taste

johnny sucks the last of it from his lips and ghost guides him down to lap at the prey’s neck; licking up the blood he was too weak to draw himself. he’s ravenous with it, his whole face covered in red as he licks up the spill and suckles at ghost’s bite

ghost’s filled with an overwhelming pride at having provided for his mate in an even deeper way than just hunting for him. he spilled the blood johnny’s drinking; fed him in the most intimate way their kind knows and he’ll do it a hundred times over for his love

[spooky-activity]

the moms are fighting

[levemetal]

Local minor heavenly official ignoring instructions to not approach calamity ghost.

Day 5: Caught / Found

Ascended Yue Qingyuan and Calamity SJ! Consider this a continuation of Day 2 :) There's their happy ending, they finally meet again. Fits for both prompts tho I drew this with Found in mind.

memey extra under cut

[ganondoodle]

with the rough draft for chapter two nearing its completion

if i may dare say this on main, but actually i am unbelievably excited to get to paint demise (tiddies) again

[casualavocados]

marcille hair appreciation post because she's sooooooo cute (chapters 1-29)

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

In case someone out there has never encountered a goose, and is wondering if they really are that terrible, well…

…Yes. Yes they are.

[official-lucifers-child]

new fanfic pet peeve is when people are writing children and clearly don’t know the difference between a 3-year-old, a 7-year-old, and a 13-year-old. this newborn isn’t saying words, this teenager is learning emotional intelligence, this child is literally not capable of comprehending that complex topic. please, it takes 2 minutes to look up “how should a 9-year-old be speaking” and “how developed is a 4-year-old’s mind”

you could even take it a half step further and look up the various stages of development in people. piaget, kohlberg, erikson, all those psychologists created these stages because we all followed such strict patterns when growing. you don’t need to go into the moral development of your oc’s child but at least make sure they’re speaking and acting like a child would at that age.

also when in doubt, for older children just go for more mature. it’s far better than treating teenagers like they don’t know what an emotion is lol

[ravenpureforever]

So guess who finally watched JJK

[drumlincountry]

I am at the stage of trauma recovery that feels like reattaching previously dead limbs.