#i hsouldnt

[forestwitch]

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[altruistic-meme]

someone please talk me out of signing up to learn to drive a motorcycle

[m1shapanda]

hi :3

henyo mikaa what i appreciate about you is just. OGHFDG ur really sweet n kind and super fun!! it's fun being silly w u (esp w our divorce arc lol) and idk man ik ur shy n all but you still try your best to make others feel welcome and to include em in stuff i just think it's neat

[strangedisciple]

im so tired eepy (has a class in like 10 mins)

[serendipitous-mage]

pie story

>be me

>know that roomie/friennds dinner day is after actual thanksgiving and thats its the 26th, but unsure what day of the week thhat is (zero time concept) and even tho know its always the thursday regardless of date, have in mind that thanksgivingn is on the 24th or 25th, so not far away from our dinner day

>thing that has been designated to make is ✨pumpkin pie✨

>remember that other roommate who is doing lot of the cooking said they were doing their pies on weds

>think 'hmhm ok, i will also make my pie on weds:3'

>make the pie

>it is. SO delicious looking 😭😭 (important: have a years-decades long obsession wiith pie)

>y e a r n

>cannot have the pie yet

>exercise more restraiint than god herself and wait for it to cool, then wrap and put in fridge

>Realize. that the pies roommate were making were for other roommate to bring with them to their parents on actual thanksgiving the next day. and our dinner day(when the my pie can be eaten) is not.. until…… saturday……….

>DESPAIR

>absolute devastation no breathing only deepest desire to eat the pie

>torturous sleep

>awaken

>halfway through next day(thanksgiving) while roommates with families are at theiir places, receive a picture of a pie. say they are lucky bastards to have their pie now😭

>get told😳can have a piece of pumpkin pi-

>rUN upstaiirs and once aagain exercise More Restraint Than God Herself when cutting a piece so that it isnt a whole half-

>eat🥰😋💞

>… want more 🤭😖

>canNot have more, attempt to be sated, return downstairs

>be Proper Exhausted TM from other things

>roommate has made more pies that can have.. but….. too tired… to get up………

>pass out at 8pm

>wake up at 8am to a bunch of messages in groupchats, including one with the other roommate, who has sent a picture of pecan pie and said we could have some of that early also

>send "is this👀here??👀👀👀"

>receive a YES and YOU CAN HAVE and rACE INTO HAL-

>cat

>kitty cat cat right outside door who is now rolling adorably on the rug

>task impeded, sidequest activated: remove roadblock(pet kitty)

>pet kitty

>kitty is being ohsocute and rolling and rubbing up against the radiator-oH ATTACKED

>KITTY KICK KICKS

>kitty runs upstairs

>sidequest complete! road is clear

>race upstairs

>have not one but TWO pieces of TWO different pies for breakfast!!

>happy little jiig

>the beast (pie obsession) has been sated (for now)

[mmmmuffins]

you meet the worlds most misogynistic person and its literally your mother

[boydykedevo]

i hsouldnt have opened tumblr im supposed to be finishing my final but now i am deep in my amber "never love an anchor" gris feels

I know i probably should know that song but I don't ajkdfhkjafh gimme a sec i'll go listen to it o7

[kitsuvil]

abt to fight scara if i dont get the drops i need im never logging back on again PELASE it hsouldnt take this long just to triple crown him

[cartoonrival]

i feel like something as earth shattering as kurama dying hsouldnt be allowed to happen in boruto. i think because this whole show feels supplemental to me

[stoneclaw]

doin a maps party

friend 1: am i expected to heal

friend 2: no, it hsouldnt be a problem

me: what im hearing is be a problem

friend 2: sure

me: *dies*

friend 1, as if talking about a phone or a mess: are you gonna get that?

[program-251]

just remembered i have a lot of unfinished sketches i need to work on and I shouldnt go designing more iterators... but imagine if I did anyway... I hsouldnt but, I WANT TO DRAW ITERATIR wesjpoiahrgsklefhmgrsfe. anyways some stuff im working on

and i have another thing but ill send it when its finished, its for the singular ask i have for my iterator ask blog XD

[420technoblazeit]

the goth lace collar im wearign rn was literally part of a draculaura costume i just stuck a little brooch on it btw. i hsouldnt have admitted that. do u still think im hot. pls text back

Goth king fr. You give me gender envy Aster istg

listen man anyone can have goth hair u juts need a teasing comb from the dollar store and some shitty hairspray it's easy. it's also v easy to find goth clothes ppl are always listing that shit on depop for real cheap bc hteyre coming out of their goth phase or whatever. do it. become goth go listen to some london after midnight go thrifting it's cheap and easy i prommy

[huneingkai]

pov u r a camera 

[elycore]

wHY ARE MY TAGS BROKEN. GRWOL

[transannabeth]

did we ever find a good alternative to rabb.it??? kosmi and discord don’t allow computer sound sharing on macs, zoom drops frames like it’s its job, and i can only get kast to share sound like 30% of the time and half the time when i share sound it makes it so i can’t hear anything

[maskedknightmoved]

OH FUCK MY NOSE HURTS