#i hope u have a great day tho 😒😒

[leafuxxtea]

keaf.

man I have an inkling of who you are,,,(gonna evaporate if im wrong tho)

i can feel the utter disrespect from your mispelling of my name 😒 do you think you're funny?? (you kind of are. just a little bit.)

what is keaf even supposed to mean. i hate this ask (affectionately)

[balletfilmss]

hiii can i get a smau percy x daughter of persephone who loves flowers and lives on a farm

FLOWER POWER!

✸ pairing: percy jackson x daughter of persephone!reader smau

✸ notes: tysm for requesting & im sorry this took a hot minute, but i hope you like it!! 🤍

…now playing: love grows (where my rosemary goes) — edison lighthouse

persea_: i’ve officially made friends with the ferns 🫡(thank you yn for not letting them eat me)

tagged: @flowersforyn

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g_man: are you…are you AWARE of how ferns work?

╰┈➤ persea_: yeah i am. 2 words: chomp chomp

chqsingannabeth: who’s…who’s truck did you steal?

╰┈➤ persea_: what’re you a cop?

flowersforyn: guys don’t be fooled by the second pic, this was the aftermath of him DROPPING me

╰┈➤ persea_: one, didn’t have to expose me like that & two, I SAID I WAS SORRY

╰┈➤ flowersforyn: SORRY ISNT ENOUGH, MY ASS STILL HURTS

╰┈➤ persea_: i bet it does 😗😉

╰┈➤ g_man: reminder that this is a PUBLIC app

ghostking: pls don’t break her

╰┈➤ persea_: did…did u just say PLEASE?

╰┈➤ ghostking: i take it back. break her and i break your neck.

team.leo: why she violating a tree like that

╰┈➤ flowersforyn: leo just bc you didn’t get hugged as a kid doesn’t mean nobody else did 😒

╰┈➤ notpipermclean: OH SHE ATE YOU TF UP WITH THAT ONE. GAGGED

tysonn: ask yn if ferns will be my friend too

╰┈➤ flowersforyn: they absolutely will tyson, we’ll have to bring you out to the farm next weekend <3

╰┈➤ tysonn: yay!

╰┈➤ persea_: me too, right?

╰┈➤ flowersforyn: …

╰┈➤ persea_: RIGHT??

notpipermclean: yn get this loser off our farm, the kids are asking questions

╰┈➤ persea_: PIPER STOP HITTING ON MY GF AND SPREADING FALSE INFORMATION

╰┈➤ notpipermclean: NO🤗 im gonna report you for hate speech

╰┈➤ persea_: mf YOU’RE hate speeching ME

╰┈➤ sp4rky: @ team.leo the girls are fighting 👀

╰┈➤ team.leo: 🍿🫢

…now playing: strawberries & cigarettes — troye sivan

flowersforyn: fav boy on the farm!! 🍓

tagged: persea_

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chqsingannabeth: your face being cut off of that first pic is CRIMINAL 😩 not percy’s tho, that was a gift from the gods

╰┈➤ flowersforyn: im srry babe, i looked goofy 😔

╰┈➤ chqsingannabeth: oh no ma’am, you could NEVER

╰┈➤ persea_: WE GONNA IFNORE THE COMMENT SBT ME HELLO?!

persea_: the best day with my absolute best girl 🩵

╰┈➤ flowersforyn: kicking my feet & giggling, ILY SEAWEED BRAIN 🤍

╰┈➤ persea_: ILY TOO FLOWER POWER

g_man: WHAT did you do to make those strawberries look so scrumdidliuptious?

╰┈➤ persea_: dyslexia just took me OUT with this one dude 😭

╰┈➤ g_man: nobody was talking to you brotha 🙏

╰┈➤ flowersforyn: grover bud i use my mommy’s magic, hope this helps 🫶

persea_: don’t let her lie to you, people. i thought my first fit was BOMB & then she made me put on that sweater cuz it was cold as hell outside

╰┈➤ flowersforyn: i want you to read that again…slowly

notpipermclean: save me yn the garden princess …save me

╰┈➤ flowersforyn: have no fear bae, im here 🫂

╰┈➤ persea_: yn, babydoll, i beg of you, PLEASE stop hitting on people that aren’t me

╰┈➤ flowersforyn: there’s enough of me to go around perce 😒

╰┈➤ notpipermclean: YEAH PERCY SHARE

sp4rky: why is bro carryin a whole bakery on that swing

╰┈➤ persea_: jason…🤭

╰┈➤ flowersforyn: NAW IF I CANT DO IT YOU CANT DO IT, JASON GET TF OUTTA MY COMMENT SECTION OR ELSE

╰┈➤ sp4rky: I PLEAD THE FIFTH

flowersforyn uploaded a story!

@ g_man replied:

why is bro so silly 😭

idk but he’s the silliest

@ sp4rky replied:

tell him to leave the flying to me

i’m not telling him SHIT from you

RAHH

@ persea_ replied:

idk what ur on about, i look terrifying here

oh yeah, i’m shaking in my boots

great, now can you pls come help me get down?

idk…

YN PLEASE

yknow, i can’t kiss you from up here

i’m otw 🏃‍♀️ 💨

[nymphomatique]

-ahem after reading your nerd/loser!Miguel I just CANT ✊😩 ❤ I gonna need ask orrrr request something !...YOU MADE SOMETHING AWOKEN something in me that I i JUST can't explain😵😳 but NEED TO BE RELEASED (😏) and now today I wanted to request my take on it if that ok with you 😌���

Ok hear me out nerdy loser/horny!Miguel x YOU GUESS IT popular/richfm!reader 😝!!!..

So let me explain the plot first 😌 .so let just say we never seen Miguel (it been an long time since) only remember that name while reader was in highschool and reader was one of Miguel bully I guess.. (even though she not the one laying an hand on him 😒😔) as she just watch as her popular group of friends bullied Miguel seeing him have tear down acting nothing like an man... ( what an man baby)'Which taught was more *interesting* about this nerd. but reader always think he was cute (I guess reader say it in her mind) even if he was an loser nerd at high school and more of an quite guy and only care for work.but the best part of Miguel in high school is that he ALWAYS obey no matwhat towards you/fm!reader 😩(god I don't know if I have to explain the next scene but I think I just hints some 😝😋 blow jobs overstuim- i mean many !! I want to see. Him cry on the desk while reader under it 🗣✊)

This is could be an flash back honestly I don't care 🗣🗣 I hope your doing great and having an awesome day

you were cooking nonnie‼️ i hope this translated well into writing. and yes timeskip crumbs 🤭

cw: no smut in this one folks! timeskip present, mentions of cannabis use, miguel gets bullied ;(, reader saves him tho dw, genuinely just fluff, teeny bit of d/s stuff, allusions to sex at the end. italic text is a high school flashback! enjoy 🫶🏾

“i cannot believe you had braces!” miguel laughs at your yearbook picture. you smack his arm and roll your eyes at his laughter.

“s’not funny. was only my freshman year.” you mumble,

“i’m just kidding honey, you’re still gorgeous, braces or not,” he says, kissing your temple. the two of you were sitting on your couch in your shared condo, looking at your old high school yearbook.

“you’re flattering me to get in my pants,” you quip. miguel wraps an arm around you and kisses your neck whispering low. “don’t need flattery to do that.”

you push his face away and snort. “when did you get so suave, mr. o’hara?” you question. “you weren’t as smooth in high school if u remember correctly.”

“you’d be right, but meeting you changed me for the better, no?” he flips the yearbook pages, finding his picture in the sea of others.

“maybe you changed me,” you say lowly.

“aww, come on pete, lay off him will you?” flash thompson laughs. “nah, he’s too easy,” peter replies. they had been roaming the halls, cutting class to smoke a joint. since peter was out early, he figured meeting you once your class period was over would be fun, high sex in the bathroom stalls was on his bucket list after all, and you never told him no when it came down to a good time.

in the midst of both flash and peter roaming the halls, they had ran into miguel o’hara, clutching his books in his hands during his free period, roaming the halls like them. nudging flash in his shoulder, peter made a show of miguel. he had pushed him into the lockers, feigning accident. miguel hit the rusted metal with a thud, dropping his books in the process.

“oh, did i bump you? my deepest apologies,” peter mocks, flash not even trying to hide his smile. miguel looks up from his place on the ground between the two, rubbing his shoulder that hit the locker. not worth it, he thinks, and moves to reach one of his books. before he can grab it, peter kicks it across the hall. miguel’s eyes stay focused on the ground. “aww, what happened? you got butterfingers, o’hara?” flash laughs.

“pick up your fuckin’ books, you’re blocking the hall,” peter directs towards miguel. miguel stays unmoved, pushing his glasses up his nose, eyes still glued to the floor. peters angry, feeling disrespected. “hey,” he says, and the hostility beginning to bubble in his voice is clear. “you fuckin’ deaf or what? i said pick up for fuckin-”

“the fuck is going on here?” you interrupt, seeing peter and flash freeze for a split second. you had left a while ago to go to the bathroom and skip class, but had decided to stop by your lockers, where you found peter and flash bullying some random.

“hey, baby,” peter begins. your eyebrow raises and he drops the act. “we uh- we were just tryna help h-”

“can it. i can smell the pot off you guys, fuckin’ gross. get outta here before you get caught with no hall pass,” you dismiss both peter and flash. peter makes way to kiss you goodbye but you move your head, your eyes telling him to get the fuck on.

when both peter and flash are long gone down the hall, you turn to miguel. “hey,” you say. he finally looks up at you and you see tears welling in his eyes. you wince, and wordlessly kick his book back to him. watching him gather up his books is almost disheartening, usually you laugh at something this pathetic. your feelings get the better of you, so you walk to miguel and buy your hand on his chin, lifting his head up to look at you. the eye contact sends a weird feeling in your chest, his tear stained brown eyes filled with emotion.

“chin up, dweeb,” you say, touching the tip of his nose and winking at him before you get up and leave, off to see what trouble peter found himself in.

miguel is in shock. that’s the first time he’s ever been talked to by someone popular. a popular girl at that. miguel looks back at your figure walking away, hips swaying with determination and he feels his heart swell in his chest.

“you gettin all sappy on me now, baby?” miguel quips. “funny. you must have forgotten what to address me as. i’ve been too nice to you,” you reply, your gaze intense. miguel swallows and his whole demeanour changes. “i didn’t forget, mistress,” he replies. you smile, getting up from the couch, pulling miguel up by his shirt to follow you.

“that’s my good boy.”

[urhoneycombwitch]

U just haaaaad to go and make another eddie for me to be feral over didn’t you? I need to know everything about roommate eddie pls 🤲🏻

IM IN LOVE W HIM TOO. thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak on it bc I have an origin story for roommate!Eddie with nowhere to go… until now 😈 here’s my other blurb of him btw linking in case others wanna see!! 🫶

so in this nebulous roommates!au, I’m imagining you’re besties with Robin. Eddie is besties with Steve. and of course since Robin and Steve are Ultimate Besties (in every world. in every universe.) they plot to get their respective Others together somehow. like, you’re offbeat and fun and so is Eddie!! should work out great right?

wrong. u and Eddie just don’t hit it off. you think he’s too loud and brash and godforbid he gets more than one beer in him ‘cuz he’ll be pulling you to the dance floor or making his own and embarrassing the everloving shit out of you. and he thinks you need to loosen up and get out of your head, which he decides is his new job that he takes VERY seriously.

eventually Steve and Robin stop trying to force it and yours and Eddie’s relationship just turns into casual frenemies. (a la Harry Met Sally) like, ah yes, You Again. the best friend of my best friend’s best friend 😒 you’ll hang out casually at various house parties and bars but always with a buffer, otherwise you’ll be at each other’s necks with (mostly) playful arguments and hot debates.

and it seems CRAZY at first that you’re gonna live in the same space but holy shit rent is so expensive in the Big City where you all moved to and it mind as well be with someone you know. you’re really worried about the set up but Eddie turns out to be real responsible with monthly payments and has a general respect for shared spaces (his own room is a black hole and it baffles you that he manages to have so many successful one night stands in that hell pit but you’re never in there so who cares.) plus it helps to have a man around fr, to spook the landlord into doing his job 👹 and also to fix things! and to give you lifts to work! and share snack duty! you find a rhythm and it’s great.

the night that he falls for you tho? you’re at group karaoke 3-shots deep and pick a cheesy Beatles song just to piss him off. simpering over your shoulder while you croon into the microphone, giving him a one-man-show that you hope triggers an earworm and irritates for days to come 💖 but actually he’s gripping his beer for dear life on the nearby barstool getting hit with the sickening realization of being in love. like oh fuck, this is bad. I cannot be falling for my pal’s pal. whom I also live with. what a fucking mess.

the night you fall for him? a second date goes sideways and you have no one else to call but Eddie. he fully leaves the solo gig he was about to play because you sounded so upset over the phone (doesn’t tell u that, tho!) and he could be a total asshole about it when he picks you up on the street corner but he absolutely isn’t. chews out your date, tho, with a viciousness that both delights and scares you. makes you a proper meal at home and wraps a strong arm around you on the couch and watches your favorite romcom and laughs at all the parts you laugh at. and you’re pressed up all close, wheels spinning in ur brain, unknowingly going through the exact same thought process Eddie had about a month earlier. Oh No. He’s My Bestie. Whom I Live With. This Cannot Possibly End Well.

aaaaand that about brings us up to canon speed, thus far! you and Eddie date around and have sex in your shared apartment but NOT with each other and if sometimes you get off to the sounds he makes when he’s fucking someone else and if sometimes he gets off to the noises of you in the shower well … no one’s business 🙂‍↔️

like why are u even asking about something soooo personal. like Robin you don’t get it it’s not like that I just wanna be near him all the time. that’s normal and what friends do. no, Steve, you’re not listening, we look at each other’s nudes as buddies. sorry you don’t understand how friendships work 🙄

(Robin and Steve have to set up weekly debriefs to compare notes and make sure they’re not going fucking crazy)

[juliandevorakswife]

Ask game: 12, 13 and 23.

I hope you have a great day!

AWWW TY!!! I hope u have a great day as well!!!💖💖💖💖

12. Sooooo I think Muriel is hot but I hate him 😊 like he automatically had beef with me when I played asras route like homeboy chill tf out😒 like his bitter personality in that route made me hella dislike him 😭 I THINK one of the devs said that it’s obvious that he dislikes MC in Asra’s route (I could be wrong I saw it in a post late at night), I did play his route tho and I mean it’s good but I just couldn’t find myself liking him 😕 I like the cute gestures but meh, he’s a too bland for me and I wanted a better love confession from him😭 also no hate to anyone who likes him, yall can have him💚

13. LOVE HER!!!!! She’s one of my favs!!! I adore her in every route (expect in Julian route cuz I get jelly) but AHHHHH. I adore her personality and idk why people don’t talk about her lil jealous side, outta all the scenes that happened before this part, this scene made me fall for her extra hard 😊💜💜

23. I have no favorite ship, they’re all shit in my opinion because i wholeheartedly believe that the LIs should love MC only, it’s a dating game FOR YOU, why would I want the character I love be with someone else 😭

But before I loved Nadia, I thought her and Muriel looked cute together idk she seemed very into him in his route😭💔

[therealms-number1angirl]

The Demon King Chapters 18-20

05/30/24

Guys, Idk what happened, but i could've sworn that all of the name day stuff happened AFTER mam and mari died and han/bird... i guess not.

Chapter Eighteen:

HANSON 😭

i hate elena 😒 like, i realize that she wouldn't take dancer as an apprentice bc of the naeming or whatever, but why would you break his heart like that?

Lucius being broken up bc he thought he was the reason that han, the last of alger's wizard descendants, died 😭.

the way that we all know which prince he's talking about 😒

Chapter Nineteen: (TW// IMPLIED/REFERENCED SEXUAL ASSAULT)

THIS CHAPTER TOOK ME OUT, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WAY LATER ON!

he's such a slut 😭

❤️‍🩹

i hope averill did recognize him, tho, that would have been so much funnier

I just love this line, it really highlights the beauty of this story <3

great... he's making his first appearance.

Also, he and Raisa dated at some point-- i'm assuming BEFORE he got his name as Nightwalker. Which means that a 13-14 year old Raisa was dating a Nightwalker that was anywhere from 15-17? This book gets weird real fast when u start remembering the canon ages istg.

Willo was only 15 😖

WHY DID THEY HAVE TO TELL THIS STORY IN FRONT OF EVERYONE? revealing willo's trauma in front of the entire camp is just terrible.

I am a firm hater of Reid Nightwalker Demonai 🫶

Chapter Twenty: (TW// IMPLIED/REFERENCED SEXUAL ASSAULT)

He's so real for that 🫶

Willo has been trained her whole life that wizards are evil, and their powers come from the breaker, and then she was r@ped by one. But she loves her son, and believes that everyon part of him is good. But, then again, the powers he has are the reason that the clans are forcing him out of his home. ofc she's confused 😭

It occured to me that if all of the Alister descendants have been fostering at the camps, there's a chance Willo had to know Daniel and face his loss doing the exact same thing.

Hanson, the two of them love you like family 😭

Don't be shy, say it out loud.

fucking demonai 😒

THIS IS A REAL MAN 🫶

[lqfiles]

🐣🐣🐣 anon hereeeee. ok??? why’s haechan so cocky i hate him 🙄🙄😒😒 who does he think he is… (he’s hot) i liked the chapter a lot btw i love all your smaus (two i think) ☹️☹️ sometimes i search for a smau and js find really ugly ones (no offense i truly mean no offense with this) while yours are js so… accurate to the real app? like for imessages and twitter they look EXACTLY like the app itself

ok enough, yesterday i was about to fall asleep and i asked myself whether or not, after how popular stg got, did u choose the title to ptp thinking of what “abbreviation” (idk if thats the right word in english) people would use with it? like whether it would sound good or not?

i hope you’re doing great again and having a fun or light week. if you find yourself in a position of struggle, a break is always a good idea. be mindful of your own worth and make sure to not let people make you feel less than what you deserve 😠 take care and be healthy, goza de salud y amor!

about my ppt and test… i can say that thursday and friday were the worst ones. on thursday i have 5 classes, from which i did 4 “tests” (idk how to say it in english but i mean 4 different ways to give me a grade), PE saved me that day. at friday i was supposed to have 3 classes and 3 “tests”, but my personal bff (art teacher) gave us one more week to deliver the project so yay, i did ok in my spanish test and the history ppt was ass.

ok i got a little mad here sorry for the rambling

i had to speak on the URSS’ economy during and after WW2 but my other classmates took 3/4 of the whole class for their own fun presentations so i had to keep my part going after bell rang :( ugh i was so stressed and i messed up and made a weird noise like “eek” and the whole class laughed… that was embarrassing. also we use canva for presentations like these and my friend (A) kept telling me that my completely normal slide was ugly and that she would change it, i told her not to and she kept insulting me… my other friend (M) defended me tho. then the next morning my other friend (R) changed the ENTIRE presentation —not just my slides— and my best friend (J) got mad at her and protested (which is something i cant do cause im a little shy or ashamed to stand out for myself), but R yelled at her and insulted the way her slides looked, J changed her tone but wasn’t screaming, at this point i didn’t gaf anymore but i got mad at the fact that R was disrespecting J, so i screamed a little too hard at R scolding her for not being able to defend herself without screaming… i think i made her feel bad bc all of my friends stayed quiet after that :( im struggling cause at some point she kinda deserved it for being so rude, but at the same time maybe i got too carried away ☹️

but i did well on most of my “tests” this week! i like to think it was all thanks to you and your good wishes :)

do you ever get strokes reading my messages? im sorry if u do… i get nervous when sending u asks :( i swear im better at english than u may think… also i think i talked way too much im sorry if it bothers u, dont feel obligated to answer 💗💗💗🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

- love, 🐣 anon ! <3

ps: i think this is my longest ask yet… maybe longer than the first one i sent u about how much i loved stg? the long ass one……… idk! i hope u have fun reading my beef ig…….. love ya!

you might think i’m lying but truly, that’s not what crossed my mind while coming up with the title loll. i knew that i wanted a witty title that related to the story and the genre of the story just like stg was, and the whole concept of ptp is that y/n moves to a cheaper apartment where she can pay the rent while also having to deal with haechan. pay the price = LITERALLY pay the price of her apartment but ALSO paying the price that is having haechan disturb her peace, pretty witty right? it was honestly just a coincidence that it ended up being three words as well as having a nice abbreviation lmao

he’s hot and i he will be hotter in the future too unfortunately. thank you for liking it so far tho as well as my other smaus (literally only stg) ALSO I FEEL YOU ON THAT PART tbh i’m so accustomed to the social maker twitter lay out and messages that whenever i see another format it catches me off guard lmao, but people are just using what they can, and it’s the story that counts in the end i guess.

you’re always so cute i can’t help but smile :)) i’m doing good and i have a two week holiday soon so i’m even more happy, i would never let anyone make me feel less than i am, but if i ever do i’ll remember your words!!!

THAT SOUNDS LIKE ACTUAL HELL omg exam season is so stressful, i hope you don’t feel too much under pressure 😭 i’m happy your art teacher gave you guys extra time for your work, MAKE SURE TO USE YOUR TIME WISELY IM SERIOUSSS you don’t wanna give your worst and face the consequences!! and i’ll even personally pray for you ^^ YOU GOT THIS LOVELYYY and im glad you did well on your others :)

what the fuckkk :(( first off all, that’s such an unfortunate situation to be put in, your classmates are immature as hell for that but i wouldn’t believe that they were laughing at you, perhaps it was just the awkwardness but i’m sure it wasn’t meant to belittle you, still, that’s mean and immature as hell. your supposed friends need to learn how to respect you because if you told them that you didn’t want your slides changed, there really shouldn’t be an issue with that like wtf why would she insult you as a response.. weird. i personally don’t think you’re in the wrong, clearly friend R thought they could boss you guys around and was seeking issues for no reason, all that WHILE being mad for some reason like no need to raise your voice. i hope you’re okay :( don’t think about it too much you’re amazing and i’m sure you’re slide was fine ^^ i have used canva before too and it’s not like you can make the most outstanding slides on there anyways so WHO CARESSSS

whenever i see your asks i just smile because your words are always so sincere and it’s the fact that you go out of your way to type it all even if english isn’t technically your first language, NO STROKES DONT WORRY! i would feel shitty if i didn’t respond to you, i would always respond don’t worry ^^ this was long but i don’t mind, again it’s really cute YOURE SO CUTE ANON

[sejanuspiinth]

mina! your recent tags for ep 7 of djats have me cackling! i’m giffing nabiyah so i skipped 7 to watch 8 first so that i can watch 7 for comfort while giffing. when i realized THE ENTIRE episode is shining on simone(+her daisy/her and bernie) i just about near damn died 😭(bc that means more gifs for her) like thank damn GOD. it’s always a miracle when they have nabiyah in an episode. i’m lucky if she even gets like 2-3 scenes in one 😒 but antway, karen and graham never did shit for me, daisy and billy yes and no, camila deserves better than billy, and i’m stuck between eddie being a simp and feeling bad cause he gon tell camila he can be there for her again… reallLy 😂. at this point, warren has yet to fail me! and sebastian is just too yummy but that’s just me 🥰. i truly came in here to tell you about your tags and not give a rant but i hope you have a good day 💖.

GOOD MORNING!

first of all im SO happy you're giffing nabiyah. im shaking fists at how no one has been giffing her even tho her screentime is short JKSLJAKLS im waiting on the finale so i see if i can do it myself but PLEASE TAG ME ON YOUR NABI GIFS!!!

second: PLEASE this show has me so bitter i was feeling guilty about me shitting on everything but its just JKSLJAKLSJAKL so im glad you enjoy my insanity. AND I LOVED YOUR RANTING!! i relate to you so much. simone was so precious on the book but she was often just the nice black friend who shows up when the white girl needs her so i'm glad they gave her more to do AND the chance to finally say shit to daisy which she very much deserves (im such a daisy anti i cant 😭😭😭).

but yeah, in the books, karen and graham did it for me, but i'm not into whatever they did to karen in the show so the picks are slim... either eddie forever pining for camila (which i dig. fictional men gotta be suffering!) who can't leave billy for plot purposes or SIMONE AND BERNIE THAT HAS EVERYTHING!!! IM SO HAPPY THEY WONT BURY YOUR GAYS OR MAKE THEM BREAK UP!!! BERNIE PACKING UP HER SHIT TO GO WITH SIMONE!!! I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also warren is hilarious (his latine bond with camila??? LOVE). sebastian was a great choice, even with his minimal screen time. pls feel free to rant whenever u like and/or tag me in ur edits and I will be the one rambling lmao <3

[kalliyen]

Kas!Eddie Munson HCs

For my favorite girl @iconicsunny <3 hope you enjoy this babes

Pairing: Eddie Munson x GN!Reader

Genre: Fluff & Crack

Pronouns: Not specified

Warnings: Not much idk tell me if I missed any

Disclaimer: Only a work of fiction! I do not own Eddie Munson or Stranger Things.

Word Count: idk lmao to lazy too count

ꕤ Y/N Suspension level 💯%

• You we’re getting suspicious of your boyfriend, Eddie Munson, these days..

• Why? Oh I dunoo maybe because he’s getting distant? And refuses to smile around you?? Also because maybe he never wants you around anymore??????

• Eddie Munson? Nah, Eddie Munsussy

• AHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry that was really bad

• You were getting real nervous too because your friends said if ur bf is distant he wants to b word you

• Break-up guys I meant break-up

• You were NOT about to let go of your bf s u played investigator

ꕤ Y/N decides to get to the bottom of this! 🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️

• Hmmm…how were you going to force answers out of your boyfriend…

• Oh yeah by literally kabedon-ing the guy in his own house yeah

• Great thinking Y/N such a big brain moment 🙄

• Anyways you corner him IN HIS ROOM and start flooding him with a bunch of questions. Calmly.

• “Eddie..” “Yes..?-“ “WHY HAVE YOU BEEN AVOIDING ME ALL WEEK? ARE YOU OKAY? ARE WE OKAY? ARE YOU HURT? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG ARE YOU MAD AT ME? PLEASE DON’T BE MAD AT ME WHATEVER I DID I’M SORRY JUST PELASE DON’”

• He shuts you up with a kiss

• Sly mf 😒

• Eddie knew he couldn’t avoid keeping the secret anymore so he just caved in and told you everything

ꕤ “Tell, me Eddie, the truth. What’s going on?”

• So yeah as I said he tells you everything

• You’re a bit in shock, no screw that, your in total shock

• Because how??? What??? When??? And why is he only telling you this now??

• HE ALSO DRANK BLOOD WHAT?!

• Eddie canibal era slay /j

• When he shows you his cute lil fangs all you confusion washes away tho

• “AWWW WAIT EDDIE THEY’RE SO ADORABLEEE”

• Gets all flustered and shit and goes “Y/N stoppp ur so embarrassing 😣👉👈”

• Bro secretly loves it tho don’t even try to act all annoyed and blushy Edward

• From then on you’ve bestowed upon him the nickname…

• Fang Boy

• He loves it don’t get him wrong but it’s kinda embarrassing when ur out on like a date or something and you call him shout “MY CUTE FANG BOY ❤️❤️” for the whole world to hear

• Yeah shout it louder Y/N maybe the damn Russians didn’t hear you yet

ꕤ Getting used to Kas!Eddie

• It wasn’t really hard to get used to Kas Eddie

• He was still ur bf 🤷‍♀️

• + All that Kas Pizazz

• One day you were curious and asked him “babe can you turn me into a vampire too”

• Looks at you like you’ve lost your mind and then morphs into one of mischief

• “MmmMmmMMM nah babe sorry I can’t”

• “Aw 😔☹️”

• “it’s alright babe..here let’s just cuddle yeah? Will that suffice?”

• maybe u guys cuddled the whole day but like pfftt who cares amiritie

Uhhh

That’s all ig hope y’all like this <33 this was really random LMAOOO so so sorry Eddie is too OOC or a bit off my deepest apologies <33

+ first stranger things fic yay

[sscarchiyo]

sibling wars

parings: tsukuyomi, ousuke, shiki & masumi x fem!reader

type: headcanons

genre: crack

warnings: none

🖇a/n: @tiny-moonie im so so so so so so soooooooooo sorry it took this long, smh tbh i totally forgot :/ i added masumi too, cuz ik u love him and u had sent me 4 audio's so it matched great, tenku for requesting btwww 😋 i was listening to them again and gosh u and your brother are so funny XD hope you enjoy and feedback is always appreciated, have a good day <3

Tsukuyomi:

you had him at magic~

he's listening closely to what you and your brother are saying (more like yelling)

he interrupts and somehow (using his card tricks) makes your brother believe that you have some sort of magic

and best believe he sets up solar beams around the house later that day

he'll be like "o.0 wowww, look at you using your powers" and you're like "😒🔪" the whole time

good luck, because he's really going to be calling you sailor moon for a long time-

Ousuke

you and him were facetiming, when you and your brother started arguing

he's so confused on whats happing

he starts laughing when your brother said "yes, to pee in the cup"

he muted himself tho💀

oh and he's screen recording 🤪👆🏿

Shiki

he just wanted to ask you a question when he walked into you and your brother arguing

he's laughing so hard

yall are just going back and forth and he's rlly trying to process what's happening

he's losing braincells, he just doesn't get it

he walks right back out and wait for you to finish

once you're done he's standing there like "o.o what were u guys talking about?"

Masumi

all he did was asked what yall wanted to eat and here he is in the middle of a war

he should've shut his mouth, because he's not sure if he should stop you guys or simply let it be

but as the menace he is? he's recording the whole thing 😐📱

just to piss you off, he'll agree with your brother

the end results? yall are ordering pizza and pls don't argue if it should be plain or vegetarian, if you do then he'll make you starve💀

tougen anki taglist: @tiny-moonie

general taglist: @megurulvr @fvcking-l0rd

[kunikame]

in empty period happily crying about chapter 17 rn it's 10am nonnie!

hi bestie AHHWHAA HI HI CHAPTER 17 WAS AMAZING I LOVE IT SM AAAAAAA PLS DW ABT NOT POSTING MUCH UPDATING IS ALREADY NICE!!

anwyas bro i need to story tell what just happened, i was playing truth or dare with my friends and they told me to say ily to my crush i was tremoring in the end i said ily by whisper personally to him BUT I DON'T THINK HE THINK IT AS PERSONALLY BCZ HE KNOWS WERE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE AND MY FRIEND DIDN'T KNOW I LIKE HIM SO HELP ME PLS 😭😭😭😭😭😭 still hoping i would get a bf like redamancy reader n ntsm BCZ LIKE HE'S SO PERFECT OMFG,,, anyways i still got empty period today,, but i gtg GOOD DAY NATSUME! <3

HELLLAAUUURRRRR 🥰🥰🥰🥰

THANK UUU IM GLAD U LIKED IT !!!!!! I AM WORRIED cuz like yall gon leave if im not here too much 🥲🥲🥲

AH HELL NAURRRR 10 HAVING THEIR Y/N WATTPAD STORY MOMENT BRO ....... 🥺🥺 HOW DID HE REACT THO .... CUZ .... IF IT WAS A SUS REACTION CONFESS RN !!!!!

omg slay i go in for 2nd period tomorrow thank lawd 💪🏻 cant sleep in much either way since we get kicked out of the dorms by 7:45 am anyway so 😒

YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY TOO !!!!!!

[peterthepark]

Hellooo !! Okay so I have been following u I think for like 2 months now...? After finding u thru my tasm!Peter obsession ( I hadn't hoped on the trend the first time, but I definitely did After watching his CUTE ASS amazing SPIDEY movies before nwh{for first time ever}... babe why is he so adorable I wanted to kiss him thru the screen I fucking love him the best... like Tobey is the og but I hate the love interest 😒 so toxic and the movie plot was kind meh even tho it's iconic, anyway Tom's is also great but its so over the top in some aspects? Him and mj were meh./??!!? Child anyway I like Andrew's the best he killed it and Gwen🤩 PERIOD$$, I had to share my opinion help,!*! What do u think???????*)

NYWAYS I recently got to read begin again and omg🥺🥺🥺 u are so talented baby what?? They are so cute I love them so much?? Begin again Peter will always live in my heart🥺💕 the dynamic?? CHEF KISS love love love the banter and sarcasm?? My oxygen @&@&@&@&

My dog plush toy is called Peter parker 🙈

Sorry for the rant but bro ily and yea good day !!

Can I be 🦒 anon? Xoxoxoxo

HONESTLY i havent watched the old spiderman movies (tobeys and andrews) in AGESSSSS so i def need a refresher, and also im too scared to put myself through the pain of tasm!! but i will always be indebted to toms version bc thats how i got into marvel and whatnot :)) feel like him and mj needed more development but its fine its fine!!!

and thank you for hopping on the begin again train!! it’s always so adorable seeing new readers and their excitement for the series :) thank u sm for the sweet message and yes ofc!! 🦒 is all urs, love!

[maiverie]

That's right I'm saurr slayful🤪🤪🤪 and yeah!! It started on the 17th(?) of Feb. But everything is online and I haven't even been on campus ONCE YET💀I'm tok scared to go and since it's not compulsory for me I'll just keep chilling at home until the time comes✌️

Technically I am in the humanities faculty because I do English and linguistics (I did philosophy last year and it was ass,, -516161711/10 do not recommend😒) Psychology is in the community health sciences faculty but they allow people from humanities to take it too!! It's really interesting!!

And omg same!! But for me it's kind of like,, "oooh I have this super great amazing idea in my head but I can't for the life of me write it the way I want to" and then I just don't write it lol💀

And yes yes yes I'd be so honoured to tag you even though I think you're amazing and I'm lowkey scared you're gonna hate my writinv BUT I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU🤩🤩🤩 it's also my first time doing a written series so I'm really nervous. I'll probably only start posting it next month tho,, cause I've got an smau going on and even though I have an update schedule I don't stick to it and now I'm behind🙂

OOFT THATS SO ROUGHHHHH BUT NO THATS EXACTLY RIGHT COS WHY WOULD U DO ANYTHING THAT ISN'T COMPULSORY 🥴 JUST UHH WATCH THE RECORDING KSJDJDSJ

OHHHHHH oh my gosh yes yes yes pls the humanities are so so cool??? pls ive always thought philosophy was cool but like SURELY only from a distance.... cos if i ever have to take a philosophy course im convinced i would literally hate it so much BAHAHAHHAHA AND OOOHHH yes psychology is so cool ;-;

RIGHTTTT YES SYES EXACTLY??? OH MY GODDD i always come up w sm plot ideas but the thought of having to execute them makes me wanna unalive myself bc i really cannot be fucked ;-; writing is so so so draining i swear T_T NAURRRR WHATTTT ID BE SO HONOURED TO BE UR TL 🥺 omg idrk what im doing w writing these days tbh im in my flop era istg SKJDFJSD BUT I FIND THAT reading other peoples work always gets me so inspired??? hehehe aND YASSS A WRITTEN SERIESSSS OH GODDDD i notice a lot of ppl on tumblr don't really read/write written series as much anymore so ;-; super excited for u hehe YOU GOT THIS?! IM SO EXCITEDDDDD i hope u can spare the time to write in between uni and stuff tho 😔 ik ur schedule be packing so make sure to take care of urself omg 😭

[mo2k]

It's ok if your reply is long! Just hope your ok for my long reply as well *cracks knuckles*

No Bam I'm not reading the manga, I read spoilers on puropse for fun.... yeah I'm weird like that 💀 but I'm sure you already know that Mitsuya has 2 little sister so they can join aswell! I'll always fight for my lil sis (that you sweetie 😗) and you don't need to worry, me and my brother don't fight often he's actually a great guy- I'd never say that out loud tho but when we do it's not that bad (he mostly needs me to help with some projects of his and when I refuse he pyscially drags me 💀) Baji is gonna look so pretty at the end of the day 🤣🥺

AOT is def my kinda anime... horror, thriller sort of deal yk! Trust me aot gets real interesting in the final season so be prepared 👀 You already met Levi? That means you have gone pretty far! Yes! he's the captain 😌 humanity's strongest soldier! But not just his skills and looks he also has a really interesting and complex personality! It's what makes him a great character and that's why he hold half my heart ❤✨

That scene shocked me too! I was like - WTF THE MAIN CHARACTER JUST DIED??! 😱 that's just one twist of the many that is yet to come 😵💫 Once you're done with the 1st season tell me I got something to show you 😂

I don't think he will ever simp for a character... him teasing me doesn't really bother me, it's actually one of his less annoying traits 😅 Him not liking Oikawa is coz I like Oikawa, that's how he is- it's just to annoy me but I'm to old for his traps 😒

Same here 🙄✋🏼 I wanted a slight fever so I can skip class but nothing... I went to class straight after my vaccine. I can't get sick even if I tried 😭 but I used to be such a sick child when I was little.... Lol moms are like that 🤣 Don't worry I'll take care of myself! You're gonna send Shin? Would I have to look after him too? 😂 You take care of yourself too ok <3

Ohohoho who do you think you’re talking to Amanda-san ? 🤨 I always love seeing you respond with long reply darling <3 btw why yer cracking yer knuckles ? just curious — kidding ! 🤡🤡🤡

Oh I see and no honey you’re not weird, my dad’s exactly just like that, he loves watching spoilers in case the anime / movies didn’t continue to the end </3 Well yes I know about them omg how did you know ? 😵 and ofc they can join ! They’re like another two cute sisters in my eyes !

Please 🤧💗 Thank you, you’re too sweet. But for one thing, I’ll fight for you too my big sis ♡︎ Ah alright I am not worried…. Really. Yeah my sis actually is a v. kind person, and a v. good person as well. But lord I’d never ever say that to her — Wait what ? Love r u alright at that time ?! I think he should be a bit more… gentle, y’know. Although you refuse but he’s gotta be a bit… um… polite. Since he’s the one who ask you for help.

Awww I can practically imagine him in my head. A very pretty boi with magnificent hairstyle made by you, and cute bows adorning him by me awwwwww 🥺💖🥰❤️ (But at the same time — I’m laughing hysterically while taking loads of pictures of him just so I could send them to the secret toman group chat… the one that’s built for this purpose only… which means he’s not in it, now we can roast him as much as we want while he could never know about it, he couldn’t right ? 🤣🤣🤣)

Ahahahaha yes I understand ! And yeah I already heard that from my dad — damn, he’s a real big spoilers, he already slipped lots of things gosh I wanna cry 😭😭😭

Yep yep I’m on ep 20-21 I think ? 🤔 So that means I’m close to finishing ss1 soon ! And yeahhhh he shocks me a lot ! Uh huh I can totally see why you fell for him 😏✨ He’s such an excellent charac and you have such amazing taste so it matches 😌👏

But hold on — look at this —

(Got this from my friend but well —)

Look at his waist oml — do you think it’s broken ? I do think it’s broken omggggg 🤣🤣🤣

And yeah — it’s like it’s impossible ! And yes I know, my dad already told me that there will lots lots more twist to come (Ugh I hate him 🙄😫😭) Oh sure sure, I’ll tell you when I finished sis <3

Really ? Well if you say so — And wat ? Wow I think I’ve face the similar situation… but it just my sis simp for almost every charac I simp for just to annoyed me *sigh* but yeah we’re both too old for their traps already *high five*

Oh my, and huh ? But but you’re okay now right ? If not then take even more care of yourself okay ? I don’t want you to get sick :( Good good, just like that, and well I will def send shin... but then it’s up to you whether you wanna take care of him or not, although... For the reason I send him in the first place is that I want him to take care of you so... 💀💀💀

I will ~ Ty sissy, u too <3

- With love, BamBam 🦢🌙

[sakurashell]

HI BEN how was ur day love? i hope u aren’t struggling with the godforsaken update😒 tumblr is going crazy rn its everywhere😒😒 anyways i was wondering how u came up with readers condition where her hypothalamus malfunctions, what inspired you to bring that in to ur story? -🌹

it was good baby, pretty chill!! I didn’t sleep much tho, so I’ll definitely need to rest today lol. Anyhow, I am in fact struggling a bit with the new update, I’m mad because I love tumblr for the possibility of interacting like we are with the people that read what I write, and I’m worried I won’t be able to upload killshot on here, considering the topics I deal with in the fic. I don’t know, we’ll see how it goes with chapter 3, but don’t worry cause I’ll share my ao3 account and publish everything on there too!! As for your question, my own experience actually inspired me! My period stopped for like three months a few years ago, when my mental health was way worse than it is now, and I actually still go through some blocks from time to time. My cousin had a similar problem too, although it was caused by different things, so I thought it would be cool to talk about it in the story considering reader’s struggles. I hope you’re having or will have a great day pretty, be safe and take care of yourself <333

[berrymeter]

welllllllelelel the teasers!! boring 😪 at least the looks are. the hanbok is pretty tho. they all look good especially dongju😞💕 BUT disregarding all that. i found a clip of the tt cause they performed it at their concert and it’s probably in top 3 of their tts. or top 2 or top 1 like it’s a vibe. quieter than their other comebacks but so pretty and an earworm. i’m being vague bc i know u want to go in blind but this is more specific sorry—def inspired by shangrila. or in that family of songs. it’s not really like gaja at all! but if u end up disliking it forget that i said it was shangrila’s family bc that would be an insult to vixx 😖 super pretty tho i’m looking forward to it u should check out at least the title!! there’s also a million other comebacks this month so getting a first win is….😭😬😞😔😒😣😢 but alas. how are u my dear friendddddd 💕💕💕 how was daylight savings time! how’s the extra hour! i’m personally gonna use it to see if i can hibernate for winter like bears can so if i’m gone forever that’s why -tt

HIIII great to see u here!! um see im gonna be honest with u but ummm shangri la...... is one of the few vixx tts... that i don't really have feelings about 😳 it's uh slow and uh idk not my thing akdjjs it is good but not a favourite so <3 if the tt i don't like much i will be prepared. n yeah i think dongju's the one who looks most interesting atm why are they obsessed with being boring these days i am tired 😭

awaa... um we had daylight savings last week and uh i forgot about it so uh i failed to get my extra hour of sleep 😞 looking up at the oven & seeing 5 am then looking at my phone & seeing 4 am broke me. im not sure what i can make of it now 😞😞 pain and suffering. but otherwise i'm okay. i mean there are annoying things here & there but i'll live 😁😁 maybe!!! i hope u've been doing greattt 💖💖