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Controversial take here, but Sukuna definitely eats ass. Like, this man is a thousand year old curse that can summon mouths wherever he pleases. And, considering his disregard for humanity, why would he abide by societal limits on pleasure?
His priority is making you feel good, not following silly rules created by lesser beings.
The way you squirm as one of his mouths lap at your puckered rim is absolutely adorable, and your whines of how taboo the act is only makes him want to do it more.
The pleasure you feel once you relax enough to allow him entrance into your tight hole makes him smug. While drool slips out of your mouth, your mind blank due to how blissed out you are, he'll degrade you the entire time, teasing you for putting up such a fight when all he wanted to do is make you feel good.
When his dicks start to get too hard at hearing the wanton noises spilling for you, he sits you on a cock and summons a mouth on his hand to continue tongue fucking your ass.
And this man has stamina that's out of this world. He'll keep you there until he's satisfied, which can take hours. By that point, you're a mess, nothing but a toy for him to do what he wants with.
#jujutsu kaisen#sukuna#sukuna x reader#sukuna smut#jujutsu sukuna#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk headcanons#headcanon#sukuna headcanons#jjk x gender neutral reader#gender neutral language#Sukuna eats ass#you can fight me on this#because i will stand by it#i hope none of my irls see this#gender neutral imagine#sukuna x you#sukuna ryomen smut#ryomen sukuna
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this one i titled "mystery"
i have been inspired by an insane amount of fanarts from either twitter or pinterest, imagine knowing how to draw lmao.
also inspired by an actual conversation i had with someone about trusting others more than your own self.
When the word 'mystery' was brought up in the Valorant Protocol, most of the members would think of Cypher and whatever he was hiding behind his mask, though nobody was brave enough to ask or to try to spy on Cypher. He'd spy on them before they even thought of a plan on how to catch the Moroccan lacking for even a second.
Another thing that the word previously mentioned brought up was also in connection to Cypher, however it involved another agent: none other than the Valorant Protocol's very own wraith, Omen. Said mystery revolved around their relationship, if that's an appropriate word to describe whatever was going on between the two of them.
Though the word was only fit for an outsider's point of view. Omen and Cypher knew very well what they were, but both of them were known for being masters at keeping secrets. Especially Cypher.
One morning the Protocol was empty. Most of the agents were out on missions or trying to sleep off the previous day's one, though if one were to listen close, faint footsteps could be heard around the kitchen. Omen was patiently waiting for the kettle to finish boiling a portion of water while he was preparing a green porcelain mug. Had anyone been close, they would've asked who he was making the tea for, since Omen wasn't known for being a tea person. Hell, he was always the first to get a serving of Fade's infamous Turkish coffee which is said to keep one awake for one and a half days.
Once the tea was prepared, Omen made sure everything was well organized, just like he found it before leaving the kitchen with barely audible footsteps, the green porcelain mug in his hand, making sure not to spill any of it, as if he was carrying something priceless. As he was getting close to the living quarters of the Protocol, suddenly, he turned even more careful, his footsteps becoming practically soundless. Before he entered the room he approached, he waited a bit, looked around, waited again and then slowly raised a hand to knock on the door. A few seconds later, it slid open with a quiet hiss. Omen didn't waste any time to slip through the door, murmuring something about how loud the hiss seemed in the quiet of the Protocol.
"I brought you some tea" he said in a low voice, carefully placing the green porcelain mug on the tidy and organized desk. It was very different from his messy one, that's for sure.
"Oh, you shouldn't have. But thank you, dear" even though his face was covered, Omen spent more than enough time in Cypher's company to know that he was smiling.
As Cypher sat down at the desk, Omen pretended to find something painfully interesting to him. Even though Cypher never asked him to do so, he respected his privacy enough to turn away and not even think about looking his direction when he was about to expose his face to drink or to eat. But in fact, Omen was curious. In a figurative sense, he'd kill to see Cypher's face. But instead, he looked at the organized bookshelf.
This was one of the many things he adored in Cypher: the way he was able to keep his surroundings so clean and so tidy. This was something Omen could never be able to do, so he just enjoyed the way the Moroccan had his things organized. It radiated a sense of calm, just like Cypher himself did.
"Turn around for me, would you?" Cypher's voice interrupted Omen's train of thought. Without thinking much about it, he turned around, just to be faced with Cypher. But without his mask on.
His immediate reaction was to face the bookshelf again, thinking this is some kind of mistake, but when he heard Cypher's laugh, he slowly looked over his shoulder.
"It can't be that bad", the Moroccan smirked, still holding onto his cup of tea.
Omen, now properly facing him, was completely astonished. He oftentimes found himself wondering what Cypher would look like under his mask, but this wasn't like anything he expected. In the best way, to say the least.
His tanned skin was a perfect match to the dark brown, almost black curly hair. His chin had a bristle, somehow making him even more handsome, if that was possible. But what mesmerized Omen most were his eyes. Almost pitch black, curious, but at the same time, wise. As he watched the wraith, his lips curled up into a small smile. Crow's feet at his eyes. Adorable, is what Omen's first thought was.
"Ah, wait, something's missing" Cypher said, quickly turning around and opening the top drawer of his desk. With a quick motion he pulled out a pair of round shaped glasses. As he put them on, Omen really felt that this was the full picture.
"You wear glasses?" not the only question he had, but the most intriguing one, for sure.
"If I take off the mask, yes" Cypher nods, adjusting the glasses.
"Why would you take it off?" Omen was still full of questions.
"Because I trust you. Sometimes I don't take it off when I'm all by myself. Do you know what this means?" the Moroccan asks.
Omen just shakes his head.
"I trust you more than I trust myself"
To that, Omen cannot say anything for a good moment.
"I am glad I was able to earn your trust."
"Well, trust me, beloved, I have feelings for you that go past trust."
"Such as?"
"Incredible amount of adoration? Just simply looking at you while you were examining my face was a delight. And also, love." he adds, with a smile.
And for the first time, Omen says it back.
#writing#valorant#omen valorant#cypher valorant#they are in my brain#in my walls even#they are in love your honor#i am sane and normal about them#cyphmen#shadowire#i hope none of my irls see this
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i rlly need this crush to go somewhere. its been months now, its either we're both too scared to say anything, or its all just one-sided
#reject me so i can move on#im so normal about this#haha. ha.#im delusional#using fictional characters to cope#ahhhhhhh#i hope none of my irls see this#if so#hi guys
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oh hey im back to writing fic. unfortunately it IS wolfstar. fortunately it IS a bdsm club au.
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roman empire this roman empire that YEAH well MY roman empire is the friend i’ve just realised i have a crush on except i’m not sure if it’s a crush because i’ve never had one before!!
#i typed this with the hopes that it reads like screaming#i hope none of my irls see this#uhh#that’d be embarassing#meri is talking
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I’m so terrified of people that sometimes i stare at their socials and think ‘i should talk to them’ and then just don’t and then realise I’m a lost cause and i go back to drawing depressingly
#shoild i tag this as social anxiety#idk#i mean it USED to be anxiety like#but now I don’t even talk to people to actually feel that anxiety anymore soooo#social anxiety#socially awkward#yeahhh thats probably it#the socials also inclide here#even my irl friends are aware of this and say that none of i wouldn’t have been friends with them if they didn’t lovingly bully me into it#im that obvious#i hope you all know that everytime i like or reblog your post that me screaming how mich i adore you and that you’re really cool and#i might just suffocate over how amazing you are because wth#i think thats why im so much more active on tumblr than i ever have been kn anywhere else#because i can freely share my thoughts and stuff and i will never know if someone doesn’t like it becuase ill only ever see people who like#it most of the time#sorry yiu guys randomly get drops of how I actually am irl on here#despite me only ever actually talking abiut ninjago and morro#love my guy morro#sometimes i end uo draiwng those people favourite characters and im just like#wtf#im so sorry im actually also so bored rn#edit but i love when someone i do that to interacts with my post#like you know i exist????
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Alan tie event. 12 dead 45 injured
#first kanaphan#moonlight chicken#alan moonlight chicken#I hope none of my irls ever ever ever see this but this man literally makes me want to bark or scream or some shit.#if you’re an irl ignore that I was joking I swear
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i must not think that for that is the mind killer augshfhdj
#hmm feeling weird#like my friend group flirts thats just what they do and i find that rlly funny and fun to take part in#just lately my bf has been flirting/usally romantic gestures with my friends more than me and ik that makes me sound like an asshole#i’m jealous ig?? and that makes me feel gross and weird#like i have no problem with her flirting with friends!!! i flirt with my friends!!!#just i feel like. idk. uhhhhmmm#hope none of my irl friends on tumblr see this hsndhdjdhskgdjd#thoughts in the void#personal#delete later#<-probably
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every time u reblog those paintings of coloured squares and rectangles I get so happy
“yay yippee” <- me
omg i’m SO glad u like them i love rothkos sm they make me so happy i’m so glad you like them too!!!
#ask#ive never had the chance to see any irl but i really hope i can one day but there are none close to me :(#they’re so beautiful and i’ve heard that they have such a presence when you see them irl bc no scan or photo can really capture the size#of them and the colors in the scans aren’t 100% accurate from what i’ve heard but i will enjoy them how i can for now#anyway colorblock paintings are so cool but i find a lot of ppl don’t like them as much as my anytime i show someone irl they’re like uh ok#it’s nice ig but they don’t get it and like ik a lot of ppl are like that with modern art but it saddens me…. why can’t they see what#i see in them…. but it’s whatever i think they’re so rad tho like they’re also RLLY FUCKING BIG irl btw like i think most r bigger than me#i think the average size was smth like 5’4 by 4’3 if i’m remembering correctly#and like one i rlly rlly like (orange and yellow. 1956) is like 7’5 by 5’9 so it’s MASSIVE which is so cool like the simplicity of#the color fields with the complexity of the layered colors with teh sheer fucking size of the things omg…. and they display them rlly#well i esp like the rothko chapel’s way of doing it bc it’s a nice clean room with these giant paintings contrasting the walls and the#lighting looks so good like ough i really wanna go but it’s in texas and that’s like a wayyy too long drive lol. but it’s so fucking#gorgeous like no hate to other museums that display them but the bright lighting is not what they’re made for the softness of the chapel#is like so perfect for them and i’ve heard that other places r trying to display them in softer lighting as to recreate the lighting that#rothko would’ve been using while painting them so that’s so fucking cool#i got distracted and forget where i was going w that but i’m SO glad u like them i am trying to spread my love of rothkos to other ppl#i think we all need to appreciate them more bc they’re so awesome
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after looking up and researching symptoms of depression ive come back with news !!!
good news : im not writing tony in a stereotypical and disrespectful way !!!
not so good news : i think ive made some unpleasant realizations.
#genuinely don't know how to handle the fact i exhibit a majority of the symptoms that ive found out about#im just ..#i don't know if i should just ignore this#i just hope none of my irls see this ; i don't want them to think im cringe and –#– that i want to take resources away from people with actual depression#not even just my irls . i dont want anyone i care about to see this !!!#i just don't know what else to do with my feelings then blog about them#because i want people to care about me . but i want them to give up on me at the exact same time#i just want to disappear#spooky's soliloquies
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eye am so demotivated to post anything in the world. is it worth it anymore
#sorry this is crazy but i just like... there is such a massive wall to posting anything of mine anymore#mentally#i am exhausted from Trying to engage with online communities my entire life. working really hard to build it up. and its all being Taken fr#m me#i need 2 know at least someone gives a fuck about seeing my art like... i just.. cant really do it anymore#it feels like vehemourn might be a dying era#i hope i can engage more with art communities irl but. whre i live there are none#this WAS my community#why did it have to be torn down over and over again#destroyed by people who have NEVER given a fuck about art. i am sad#delete later
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Will mer-gyu have... accurate anatomy? If so, how accurate?
In a sense, yes. I based Gyutaro's fishy attributes on sharks, which means he'll have two peepees, but they'll be more humanlike. However, some creative liberties will have to be taken to make it all work!
On a side note, I now know more about shark dicks than I should 🥲
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hate and war to all terfs on this earth. i hate y’all and i hope u get deprogrammed soon 🙏🏻
#went to block one and saw a boomer ass sounding post like#‘back in my day we didnt need to answer questions like what is a woman? you just knew by looking at on’#‘yeah it’s like CIA tactics to divide and destabilise the oppressed’#ARE YOU GUYS??? HEARING YOUSELVES??#it’s not trans people who came up with the ‘define a woman’ bs. it’s transphobic pieces of shit like u.#‘divide and destabilise the oppressed’ exactly!! you’re so close to getting it!!#it’s almost as if transphobia ties into misogyny!! who would have thought!!#girl fucking use your brain. girl please. who is question what a ‘real’ woman is. is it the random trans girl just living her life.#or is it u along with all the far right and bigots?!#ALSO AS IF TRANS PEOPLE DIDNT EXIST 20 YEARS AGO?#WE ALWAYS EXISTED AND ALWAYS WILL FUCKING BITE ME#and your obssession with trans women is gross. how progressive of u to blame all your problems on women you dont recognise as such :)#you’re such a feminist :)#also y’all say u hate men so much but i never see y’all bitch about cis men. and i bet none of y’all have EVER met a trans girl irl.#go touch some grass. fr. and stop agreeing with fascists on gender politics if you’re such a feminist#most of y’all i go block are under 23 btw so. hope u get out of terf spaces soon girl. get better#mine
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I found this video from when I was replaying totk on my dads switch because my switch display was (and still is) glitching.
But... what happened???
#totk#totk link#i don't even know#What happened????#I hope none of my irl friends see this because I also posted this on discord#but like#why would they be on tumblr#anyway#he do a spinny
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i think someone should kill me. violently. make my body unidentifiable. dismember me. discard my limbs in different parts of town.
#mari fucking struggles 😞#risking it all typing this on my school computer lol#i mean the worst theyll do is call my mommy and then ill just idk#be mental irl i have nothing to lose anymore man idc#if i were a band kid and deadly afraid of drug addiction i would get high rn....#the only reason im not completely suicidal is cuz i wanna grow up to be a tired 37 y/o who works with the unbearably hyper teenager#who learns to love themself again while also gifting life knowledge to said teenager like were in a movie or smth#also bc i need to own a victorian estate and have pretty dresses and be hauntingly beautiful and marry a gyaruo#but none of this will happen if i dont get to go to college within 2 years of graduating high school#since 3rd grade my policy has been if i dont get into college suicide.#that probably says alot about me huh#3rd graders are 8-9 btw (i was 8)#i kinda hope the school clocks me but also i hope not cuz itd be sooo hard explaining that i have multiple mental illnesses that#make me wanna kms and sometimes i over share these things online for anybody to see#i trust my mutuals tho lol weve known each other since 2019 thats longer than literally anyone i actively consider a friend irl to date. so#i need to be killed.#mari vents
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Love to wake up in the morning only to cry for the third time about today's failed plan, I was supposed to go to a water park with a coworker but she bailed on me yesterday evening.
Having plans failing bc people bail on me and having to reschedule is unfortunately a running theme in my life + of all the 4/5 people I call my friends basically only one kept in touch and actually proposes to spend time with me (🙃) + but that really doesn't matter bc of the nature of my job, i have odd hours and definitively no days off on the weekend, at least in summer.
I love being in the water but I'm extremely shortsighted and I don't feel comfortable wearing lenses in the water bc I'm terrified I could accidentally open my eyes under water and lose them (and that shit costs me over 200 bucks every 6 months, they aren't cheap!), being without lenses means I can see colors and blurry shapes when I'm not wearing my glasses. It makes getting out of the water and reaching my belongings really awkward and anxiety inducing.
Last week I proposed my coworker bc I saw we had a matching day off and she was actually her counter off with the water park after me proposing the beach or the pool and it got me so excited!! I completely forgot about that, last time I went there I was still a minor!! I literally spent every day of this week thinking about going to my fave attractions and having fun in the water now that I bought a swimming suit that could properly contain my boobs and have someone being my support eyes. This bail really crushed me in such a horrible way, I was supposed to have so much fun today 😭😭😭😭
#i haven't been in that water park in over 17 years#also went on vacation to the beach with my brother and grandparents till i was 17#it wasn't unusual for me to stay in the water longer than my brother and omg reaching my umbrella back was so uncomfortable#i had to squint my eyes really hard waiting to spot my big ass blue beach bag hanging from the umbrella#i would probably look so weird to the people i walked by while walking upwards the rows of umbrellas#see i could theoretically go alone if none of my irl friends wants to hang out with me but i was also nerfed with such defective eyes 😭😭😭#she offered to reschedule but i find it so unlikely we can when we need to take into consideration having the same day off#and being a proper one not a fake one after a night shift and both of us not getting our periods and i think the water park closes some time#in september???#statistically speaking i'm cursed with being unlucky so i just don't hold any hope whatsoever bc i got burned too many timez#p
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