#i hope none of my irls see this
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thee-horny-thicky · 2 years ago
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Controversial take here, but Sukuna definitely eats ass. Like, this man is a thousand year old curse that can summon mouths wherever he pleases. And, considering his disregard for humanity, why would he abide by societal limits on pleasure?
His priority is making you feel good, not following silly rules created by lesser beings.
The way you squirm as one of his mouths lap at your puckered rim is absolutely adorable, and your whines of how taboo the act is only makes him want to do it more.
The pleasure you feel once you relax enough to allow him entrance into your tight hole makes him smug. While drool slips out of your mouth, your mind blank due to how blissed out you are, he'll degrade you the entire time, teasing you for putting up such a fight when all he wanted to do is make you feel good.
When his dicks start to get too hard at hearing the wanton noises spilling for you, he sits you on a cock and summons a mouth on his hand to continue tongue fucking your ass.
And this man has stamina that's out of this world. He'll keep you there until he's satisfied, which can take hours. By that point, you're a mess, nothing but a toy for him to do what he wants with.
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littlemisswhimprone · 2 years ago
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this one i titled "mystery"
i have been inspired by an insane amount of fanarts from either twitter or pinterest, imagine knowing how to draw lmao.
also inspired by an actual conversation i had with someone about trusting others more than your own self.
When the word 'mystery' was brought up in the Valorant Protocol, most of the members would think of Cypher and whatever he was hiding behind his mask, though nobody was brave enough to ask or to try to spy on Cypher. He'd spy on them before they even thought of a plan on how to catch the Moroccan lacking for even a second.
Another thing that the word previously mentioned brought up was also in connection to Cypher, however it involved another agent: none other than the Valorant Protocol's very own wraith, Omen. Said mystery revolved around their relationship, if that's an appropriate word to describe whatever was going on between the two of them.
Though the word was only fit for an outsider's point of view. Omen and Cypher knew very well what they were, but both of them were known for being masters at keeping secrets. Especially Cypher.
One morning the Protocol was empty. Most of the agents were out on missions or trying to sleep off the previous day's one, though if one were to listen close, faint footsteps could be heard around the kitchen. Omen was patiently waiting for the kettle to finish boiling a portion of water while he was preparing a green porcelain mug. Had anyone been close, they would've asked who he was making the tea for, since Omen wasn't known for being a tea person. Hell, he was always the first to get a serving of Fade's infamous Turkish coffee which is said to keep one awake for one and a half days.
Once the tea was prepared, Omen made sure everything was well organized, just like he found it before leaving the kitchen with barely audible footsteps, the green porcelain mug in his hand, making sure not to spill any of it, as if he was carrying something priceless. As he was getting close to the living quarters of the Protocol, suddenly, he turned even more careful, his footsteps becoming practically soundless. Before he entered the room he approached, he waited a bit, looked around, waited again and then slowly raised a hand to knock on the door. A few seconds later, it slid open with a quiet hiss. Omen didn't waste any time to slip through the door, murmuring something about how loud the hiss seemed in the quiet of the Protocol.
"I brought you some tea" he said in a low voice, carefully placing the green porcelain mug on the tidy and organized desk. It was very different from his messy one, that's for sure.
"Oh, you shouldn't have. But thank you, dear" even though his face was covered, Omen spent more than enough time in Cypher's company to know that he was smiling.
As Cypher sat down at the desk, Omen pretended to find something painfully interesting to him. Even though Cypher never asked him to do so, he respected his privacy enough to turn away and not even think about looking his direction when he was about to expose his face to drink or to eat. But in fact, Omen was curious. In a figurative sense, he'd kill to see Cypher's face. But instead, he looked at the organized bookshelf.
This was one of the many things he adored in Cypher: the way he was able to keep his surroundings so clean and so tidy. This was something Omen could never be able to do, so he just enjoyed the way the Moroccan had his things organized. It radiated a sense of calm, just like Cypher himself did.
"Turn around for me, would you?" Cypher's voice interrupted Omen's train of thought. Without thinking much about it, he turned around, just to be faced with Cypher. But without his mask on.
His immediate reaction was to face the bookshelf again, thinking this is some kind of mistake, but when he heard Cypher's laugh, he slowly looked over his shoulder.
"It can't be that bad", the Moroccan smirked, still holding onto his cup of tea.
Omen, now properly facing him, was completely astonished. He oftentimes found himself wondering what Cypher would look like under his mask, but this wasn't like anything he expected. In the best way, to say the least.
His tanned skin was a perfect match to the dark brown, almost black curly hair. His chin had a bristle, somehow making him even more handsome, if that was possible. But what mesmerized Omen most were his eyes. Almost pitch black, curious, but at the same time, wise. As he watched the wraith, his lips curled up into a small smile. Crow's feet at his eyes. Adorable, is what Omen's first thought was.
"Ah, wait, something's missing" Cypher said, quickly turning around and opening the top drawer of his desk. With a quick motion he pulled out a pair of round shaped glasses. As he put them on, Omen really felt that this was the full picture.
"You wear glasses?" not the only question he had, but the most intriguing one, for sure.
"If I take off the mask, yes" Cypher nods, adjusting the glasses.
"Why would you take it off?" Omen was still full of questions.
"Because I trust you. Sometimes I don't take it off when I'm all by myself. Do you know what this means?" the Moroccan asks.
Omen just shakes his head.
"I trust you more than I trust myself"
To that, Omen cannot say anything for a good moment.
"I am glad I was able to earn your trust."
"Well, trust me, beloved, I have feelings for you that go past trust."
"Such as?"
"Incredible amount of adoration? Just simply looking at you while you were examining my face was a delight. And also, love." he adds, with a smile.
And for the first time, Omen says it back.
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sweet-tooth4you · 1 year ago
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i rlly need this crush to go somewhere. its been months now, its either we're both too scared to say anything, or its all just one-sided
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etsimpensiusuror · 10 months ago
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oh hey im back to writing fic. unfortunately it IS wolfstar. fortunately it IS a bdsm club au.
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lukeskylovr · 1 year ago
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roman empire this roman empire that YEAH well MY roman empire is the friend i’ve just realised i have a crush on except i’m not sure if it’s a crush because i’ve never had one before!!
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kindaasrikal · 2 months ago
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I’m so terrified of people that sometimes i stare at their socials and think ‘i should talk to them’ and then just don’t and then realise I’m a lost cause and i go back to drawing depressingly
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tiistirtipii · 2 years ago
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Alan tie event. 12 dead 45 injured
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i must not think that for that is the mind killer augshfhdj
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every time u reblog those paintings of coloured squares and rectangles I get so happy
“yay yippee” <- me
omg i’m SO glad u like them i love rothkos sm they make me so happy i’m so glad you like them too!!!
#ask#ive never had the chance to see any irl but i really hope i can one day but there are none close to me :(#they’re so beautiful and i’ve heard that they have such a presence when you see them irl bc no scan or photo can really capture the size#of them and the colors in the scans aren’t 100% accurate from what i’ve heard but i will enjoy them how i can for now#anyway colorblock paintings are so cool but i find a lot of ppl don’t like them as much as my anytime i show someone irl they’re like uh ok#it’s nice ig but they don’t get it and like ik a lot of ppl are like that with modern art but it saddens me…. why can’t they see what#i see in them…. but it’s whatever i think they’re so rad tho like they’re also RLLY FUCKING BIG irl btw like i think most r bigger than me#i think the average size was smth like 5’4 by 4’3 if i’m remembering correctly#and like one i rlly rlly like (orange and yellow. 1956) is like 7’5 by 5’9 so it’s MASSIVE which is so cool like the simplicity of#the color fields with the complexity of the layered colors with teh sheer fucking size of the things omg…. and they display them rlly#well i esp like the rothko chapel’s way of doing it bc it’s a nice clean room with these giant paintings contrasting the walls and the#lighting looks so good like ough i really wanna go but it’s in texas and that’s like a wayyy too long drive lol. but it’s so fucking#gorgeous like no hate to other museums that display them but the bright lighting is not what they’re made for the softness of the chapel#is like so perfect for them and i’ve heard that other places r trying to display them in softer lighting as to recreate the lighting that#rothko would’ve been using while painting them so that’s so fucking cool#i got distracted and forget where i was going w that but i’m SO glad u like them i am trying to spread my love of rothkos to other ppl#i think we all need to appreciate them more bc they’re so awesome
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spookythesillyfella · 1 month ago
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after looking up and researching symptoms of depression ive come back with news !!!
good news : im not writing tony in a stereotypical and disrespectful way !!!
not so good news : i think ive made some unpleasant realizations.
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vehemourn · 10 months ago
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eye am so demotivated to post anything in the world. is it worth it anymore
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thee-horny-thicky · 2 years ago
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Will mer-gyu have... accurate anatomy? If so, how accurate?
In a sense, yes. I based Gyutaro's fishy attributes on sharks, which means he'll have two peepees, but they'll be more humanlike. However, some creative liberties will have to be taken to make it all work!
On a side note, I now know more about shark dicks than I should 🥲
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mimikyuno · 1 year ago
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hate and war to all terfs on this earth. i hate y’all and i hope u get deprogrammed soon 🙏🏻
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I found this video from when I was replaying totk on my dads switch because my switch display was (and still is) glitching.
But... what happened???
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astralmarionette · 1 year ago
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i think someone should kill me. violently. make my body unidentifiable. dismember me. discard my limbs in different parts of town.
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hotfuss · 1 year ago
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Love to wake up in the morning only to cry for the third time about today's failed plan, I was supposed to go to a water park with a coworker but she bailed on me yesterday evening.
Having plans failing bc people bail on me and having to reschedule is unfortunately a running theme in my life + of all the 4/5 people I call my friends basically only one kept in touch and actually proposes to spend time with me (🙃) + but that really doesn't matter bc of the nature of my job, i have odd hours and definitively no days off on the weekend, at least in summer.
I love being in the water but I'm extremely shortsighted and I don't feel comfortable wearing lenses in the water bc I'm terrified I could accidentally open my eyes under water and lose them (and that shit costs me over 200 bucks every 6 months, they aren't cheap!), being without lenses means I can see colors and blurry shapes when I'm not wearing my glasses. It makes getting out of the water and reaching my belongings really awkward and anxiety inducing.
Last week I proposed my coworker bc I saw we had a matching day off and she was actually her counter off with the water park after me proposing the beach or the pool and it got me so excited!! I completely forgot about that, last time I went there I was still a minor!! I literally spent every day of this week thinking about going to my fave attractions and having fun in the water now that I bought a swimming suit that could properly contain my boobs and have someone being my support eyes. This bail really crushed me in such a horrible way, I was supposed to have so much fun today 😭😭😭😭
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