#i havent had an egg from her in so long

[uraniumglassgirl]

my mom makes like. REALLY bad scrambled eggs. like holy shit

[vampyroteuthid]

made rice pudding for my salmonberries :)

[dirt-str1der]

just wanna say im obsessed with your mind and i read your posts about kiryu like the morning paper. thank you for your service

(Sweats) e-even the ones about him laying eggs ?

[choccy-milky]

Status update on the dark relic nsfw comic please ma'am 🙏 my family is dying

ITS DONE!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉...well, the DRAWING part is as of yesterday BAHAHA. now im just adding all the dialogue/speech bubbles/sfx, SO ITS DEFINITELY GONNA BE SOON!! DEFS BY THIS WEEKEND!! ive just been very nitpicky on the font which i cant decide on LMAO and im also nitpicky abt other final touches LOL. i didnt wanna show anymore cuz ive already shown so much but HERES THE FINAL SNEAK PEEK

and speaking of fonts, i normally use handwriting by jeremy paz!

oh man its so random, but i either use the name lumi or clora for everything whenever i play rpgs (baldurs gate 3, dragon age, you name it) and clora originated from rune factory 4 LOL. theres a character named 'clorica' and i really liked that name, it sounds so elegant and fantasy ish, so i eventually just shortened it to clora bahaha. now its my go-to. i like how simple it is but it also sounds unique and works in modern AND fantasy settings, imo

my first and ONLY playthrough was as clora! i originally did try to make myself at the start, but i have short brown hair and straight across bangs, and they didnt have a style that felt 'me', so i went with just making a ravenclaw that i liked, and then gave her my go-to name of clora HAHA. and yea, i built up her and sebs relationship in my head as i was playing, especially with all the running around the castle i did. i just liked to imagine her constantly out of breath and flushed and seb just watching like ....🧍girl chill...

AND SPEAKING OF MY DARK RELIC COMIC/SMUT, my biggest advice for writing smut id say is to have a reasoning behind it, i guess? i focus a lot on their headspace/WHY they're fucking at that moment when i write it LOL instead of just the movements/sex for the sake of sex. in your case, the sexual tension leading up to the first time gives you SO much to work with, since you can just be in his head with how much hes looking forward to it, how much hes savouring it, how he's also nervous but enjoying it and trusting the other person, etc. the thoughts are hotter than the actual deed a lot of the times (which is why when clora and seb did it for the first time it ended up being like, 15k words of just foreplay and build up from sebs perspective LMAOO) so yeah id just try to focus on their emotions and desires if you can! and a lot of the times with consent stuff it CAN feel forced, and you dont even really need your characters to talk about that stuff verbally, at least not too much. you can do it in body language, or just something as simple as 'ill stop if you want'. it doesnt have to be a long therapist-like conversation about consent, which CAN tend to sound a little awkward and unrealistic (esp in the heat of the moment), if thats the problem you're having. HOPE I COULD HELP

also i love this for you and for me. YES GO ON AND MAKE A BUNCH OF CLORA CLONES, I COMMAND IT👉👉👉

and last but not least the most important question. honestly i like plain sweets a lot with no icing/filling. im a slut for shortbread cookies and also just plain glazed donuts. and also custard/portugese/egg tarts, which i also forced clora to like in my fic HAHA. IF YOU HAVENT HAD THEM YOU HAVE TO, THEYRE SO GOOD😩😩💖💖

[rakkuntoast]

hi i underestimated the lenght of this post but here's some q!philza rambling and thoughts about his current arc and lore cuz im kinda insane and i havent been the same person since the birdcage arc started

seeing qphil slowly but surely losing himself has been definetly something, its just an impending event that its taking too long to happen, there's gotta be some point where he breaks

cuz all this birdcage and missing eggs arc has been nothing but him feeling lost, losing his own purpose and place in the island, losing his sense of reality, he feels like a former shell of himself, always wandering around with nowhere to go or reason to BE there, yk? like he's experiencing some hard derealization symptoms its constantly affecting the way he approaches things, the way he approaches people. the empty stares when he saw the parrots or when he heard the thunder, it genuenly feels like he relapses back to that, like he lost all confidence in himself

constantly brushing off the birdcage as a dream, choosing to ignore the glaring red herrings that point into it actually happening (the weird vine, the trees, the avocado sapling, the trail of birds leading to the place, the indestructible grass, the weird blue vine, the toucans) and try to minimize whatever happened to him, not even thinking more about the feathers in his ticket... like just now he feels like he's a target, a part of something grander yet he doesnt believe that himself

ive said this before i think but qphil is one of those parents that had the least going on apart from taking care of his kids, yk? his only purpose was just to be there for his kids and be a hermit but now with them gone and no clue to where they could be he just feels hopeless and empty. like if dont grab him he'll dissapear, just something about him saying that he doesnt know where he should go anymore and that he feels so drawn to uppies now,,, just slowly starting to isolate from everyone else

is this the test quackity was talking about? is the world testing how long will phil endure the constant taunting before going insane? before choosing to isolate himself and leave everyone behind?

it feels like whatever is going on with him and now the special ticket he got is part of something more grander that his character is part of, something that somehow leads to a connection with quackity. feels like we're missing something crucial that will fit the piece that is missing with him, that explains the sudden involvement he now has and why they decided to fuck with his mind, to make him doubt himself in purpose. something that makes it so they are suddenly so interested in him

like yeah the whole bird thing is a huge possibility but why??? is he an experiment? is he patient zero of the hybrid experiments? is he a previous resident that escaped and then came back? why now focus on the whole crow hybrid thing now??? does he have a previous connection with the feds like jaiden and baghera have or is he like quackity and the feds are actively fucking with him

[gamblersdoll]

Guts fucks a cuqoutte farmer

before he makes her ride his muscular thigh and suck his cock while begging him to make her cum 🎀

cw: 18+, blowjob, orgasm denial, thigh riding, restraints

your clit was squished somewhat, but not entirely.

you felt his heavy breathing on the back of your neck, and his hand wrapped around to meet your clit as he rubbed small circles in it. his knee bounced softly, causing you to bounce on his knee and moan out.

“go ahead, tiny.” he softly said, you moving your hips in circles and him moving his fingers so rhythmically to rub your clit. his lips were closer to your ear, his plumper lips suckling on your earlobe. your hands were flat against his knee, steadying yourself as you move your hips back and forth on him.

he leaned back against the pile of hay that acted as a cushion, his hands behind his head. “make yourself a mess on me, pretty.” a thought popped up in his head, and he undoes the bow in your hair and pulls it straight out, wrapping around your wrists and tying it.

you were then on your knees, looking up at him as he taps his tip on your lips. “open.” he says, groaning as he slides his underhead on your warm tongue. he places both hands on your head, thrusting his hips into your throat and rolling his eyes back. “fuck..”

you curl your toes, breathing through your nose and looking up at him. your curl your hands into fist, wishing your hands were free to put your hands on his thighs.

he pulls out his cock from your throat, pressing your upperhalf down to the ground softly as he got behind you. he slides the tip in, you moaning out as your face lays against the abrasive hay stack.

he bottoms out, taking your hands and thrusting into your soppy cunny. you hear soft chuffs from your horses, the puffs of breath coming from your cows, and the small squeaks and soft snorts from piglets.

your eyes roll back, your fingers touching the bone of his wrist. you gaze at the man’s large and black sword at the entrance of the barnhouse.

“fuck, havent had farmer pussy in a good long while.” he groans, pressing his hands on your lower back, hearing small pops from your back cracking. drool dribbles from your mouth, feeling yourself creaming on the base of his shaft.

you have a small thought, hoping your animals werent looking over their little houses to see you getting bred.

his hips start to sputter, his cock twitching and he throws his head back as he bottoms out again, and pours his seed into your womb.

“you okay, pretty?”

“uhh huhh..” you sigh out, laying against the hay stack and getting yourself together.

the black swordsman was nice enough to dress you back up, and trying to tie the pretty bow you had back into your hair. he bought a few things like milk or bread and eggs.

“come back soon!” you wave and shout, him turning his head to look back at you.

“oh i will.”

[starfish-sonnyangel]

so bored you might... come out of fanfic retirement? you must be really really bored,,,

squad's favorite terran foods in your hcs?

-from @auroracycle-enjoyer

guess who has two thumbs and is working on this instead of their lit final! 🤗🤗🤗

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!! again please please ask me things i promise ill respond even if it takes me a couple months lmao!

he squads fav terran foods

ty - 

had a gym rat phase during the academy so for like 3+ years he was literally only considering how much protein a certain food had not how it tasted or anyyyything

seasoning? we dont know her here

if you ask him he’ll probably say salad (he’s lying)

auri introduced him to pizza and he’s hooked

fav is margarita bc he likes to pretend that the basil add some nutritional value

auri

SOUPPP SOUP SOUP

ugh i just need her to curl up with a good book and music and a bowl of soup she deserves it

literally any kind of soup as long as its hot n served with some kinda bread

loves chicken noodle/irish stew/really heavy soups like that bc it reminds her of what her mom used to cook

also egg drop soup, oxtail, lanzhou beef noodles, all the stuff her dad used to make

give her a mug of chicken noodle and some sourdough and she’ll literally love you forever.

its canon from aurora rising that she likes spicy food so i know she loads allll her food up with spice

everyone’s learned to not ask for a bite of her soup if they dont need to give their sinuses a deep cleanse

ty was the first to learn the hard way, snuck a sip of her food secretly and 2 minutes later was curled up on the floor with a box of tissues and a jug of milk

“ty are you cryin-” “IM NOT CRYING SHUT UP MY EYES ARE WATERING”

again, he’s not a big seasoning guy

Scar

any kind of pasta

she got really into making fresh pasta during the academy, bc she obviously needed a hobby to fill up all the time she spent not studying

is lwky a pasta prodigy can lecture you on any type of pasta

her favorite kind is fusilli (“because it’s extra, like me!”)

also a pesto fanatic

goes vegan at least 4 times each year

her current record is 2 weeks

sweet treats!!

fav cake is tirmisu

can always be trusted to have a snack tucked away in her bag

Fin

survives off energy drinks and caf, you wouldn’t really call him a foodie

that being said, he’s a sucker for a good sandwich

clean, compact, won’t get into his suit, tastes good, sandwiches check off all necessary boxes

would sell his suit for a good turkey panini

took him a while to get used to terran food but he is now a confirmed fan

with that being said he cannot cook

once set off the fire alarms across the entire academy after forgetting about a baguette he had toasting in the kitchen

i feel like he'd also be straegly obbsessed with random terran snacks like goldfish and graham crackers

is a FIEND for those yougurt chew things that are for babies

"fin, two go-gurts and a family sized bag of chex mix is not a well-rounded dinner"

looooves those nerd gummy clusters

to be completely honest he'll eat literally anything if he's hungry enough

as previously stated i need to get on my academic grind so ill be completing everyone else soon, just wanted to get this out bc i havent posted in a while

this was so much fun to do, thanks again to @auroracycle-enjoyerfor the ask!

[unicyclehippo]

For the prompt: Comfort. For whichever thing you’d like. (Love your work!)

(i havent finished the most recent cr ep btw but i havent written in weeks & i wanna do smth)

ligament manor makes room for them all inside its trunk. the wood swells in enormous pustules and harden; water, uncomfortably dark and smelling ripe and rotting, seeps from the doorways as they split open. inside the rounded rooms are perfectly lovely bedrooms and no one can quite say whether it’s better or worse that the rooms are totally dry.

‘just as you each desire,’ nana morrigan sighs, with a stretching smile.

orym has a hammock right over fearne’s bed. he springs up into it, glee overtaking his wariness for a moment, and the door closes on laughter.

ashton and FCG creak into a bizarre room that has largely kept its egg-like shape. the wood grain is cracked to let in the air, and for them to see the faint glimmer of morrigan’s fane. the barrier bursts with occasional flickers of light, like malevolent stars, as some creature tries to cross the border…or is simply unlucky enough to lose its way.

chetney’s room is mostly workshop. the bed, the brief glimpse laudna gets of it, looks rather like a large drawer. chetney sniffs, shoves a rough hand under his nose to wipe it, and clambers over the side.

‘and for you, dear,’ nana morrigan bids laudna to follow. as they walk, she says, ‘i notice you collected a few bones from my…guests.’

‘they’re very nice bones. the topiary kept them in marvellous condition.’

‘thank you,’ morrigan croons, seemingly touched by the compliment. ‘i do try my best.’

‘may i take them? i love to make crafts but if they’re, you know, bad deal bones and they’re yours, i…’ laudna pouts. ‘i don’t want to be rude, obviously, and i would certainly never steal from you—‘

at the very word, nana morrigan’s face creases into something forbidding, terrible. ‘you wouldn’t get away with it,’ she growls. with a great effort, nana relaxes. ‘but no, they’re no longer…special. you may take some if you wish. my fearnie tells me you’re a wonderful crafter.’

laudna beams, cheeks purpling. she turns bashful, tucks her hair behind her ears. ‘oh, well, yes i love to make dolls and puppets, keep my hand in the crafting game so to speak. i’m no master like chetney, but,’

‘there’s heart in your creations.’

‘if i can find one, yes, sometimes! i do like them to seem authentic.’

nana morrigan cracks a huge grin. ‘take the bones, dear. and if you have a moment… make a puppet for me.’

‘i’d love to! any requests? dragons? beasts? people?’

the grin widens. ‘surprise me,’ tummy nana growls. ‘and this is your bedroom,’ nana continues, stepping aside to reveal the door to a small bedroom. ‘sleep well,’ she singsongs, offkey and vaguely threatening. laudna cheerily waves goodnight.

the room is bizarre. the wood grain is bleached in places, almost marbled, and the ceiling stretches up into darkness. a crooked rafter braces the distance, from which hangs a chandelier. the candles are burning low but bright and by that light laudna can see two comfortable single beds and a nightstand between them. the room is identical to so many inn rooms they’d rented but laudna’s heart gives a small unsteady wriggle in her chest. she would have liked to sleep beside imogen tonight.

imogen is already there. in body, anyway. there’s distant look in her eyes as if her mind were somewhere else entirely.

‘what a lovely room.’

inogen hums. one hand twists at the end of her hair; the other rests her comb in her lap, long forgotten.

‘it reminds me of that inn. oh, where was it. we had just come up from the highlands and left that caravan and the inn was practically empty, why, the keeper didn’t even blink at what i looked like so long as we were happy to part with some coin. remember that?’

imogen hums again.

laudna creeps forward, reaches out. her fingers curl into her palm before she can touch imogen’s shoulder; there’s this fear, utterly unfounded, that imogen will vanish if she touches her. she feels so distant.

‘darling?’ laudna settles beside her on the bed, which barely dips beneath her weight. ‘are you sure you’re alright?’

a faint smile crinkles across imogen’s face, lifts a dimple into her cheek. her eyes meet laudna’s finally. ‘i’m fine,’ she says, voice low. ‘i’m good.’

‘oh good.’

‘that’s the best outcome, right? this thing i’ve been running from forever—it’s not that bad. that’s good. isn’t that how you felt when you and delilah hurt that guy? invigorated. that’s what you said.’

the words made laudna shiver with the wrongness.

‘i don’t know.’

imogen huffs. ‘laudna—‘

‘honesty. communication. remember?’

‘of course, honey. not that we have a problem with that.’

laudna’s forehead creases. didn’t they? there’s so much she hasn’t told imogen. of hunger like rusted iron nails in her gums, of the way food settles like a brick in her stomach, of how power makes her feel alive, not invigorated but truly alive. pulse, warmth, breath. of the muddled and confusing hallways of her mind and memories and the true comfort it was to have delilah with her through the decades—how a person, no matter how frightening, how wretched, how cruel, was still a voice to keep her company through the long dark. how after the warmth and invigoration laudna only felt sick sick sick. how the idea of imogen giving in to the call made something in her—something small and frightened and very very quiet—rebel with every strained breath it had.

‘i don’t like it,’ laudna whispers. ‘please don’t do it again.’

imogen’s jaw clenches. her hand tightens around the handle of her comb. ‘do what?’ there is a dangerous edge to her voice.

laudna shrinks until she can’t shrink any more and then, before she loses her nerve, she lashes out a hand to imogen’s wrist. holds it.

‘we are each others tether. please don’t - don’t break it. don’t let go. don’t leave.’

‘laud—‘

‘don’t give in again, imogen, please. i was wrong. i was wrong, we have to fight it. please, imogen.’

a moment passes, then another. the fight goes out of imogen and with a quick breath it is as if she touches back down. her eyes meet laudna’s and lock in, focused, and her smile is sweet and familiar.

‘okay. okay. i promise.’

they get ready for bed together as they always have. imogen is wonderfully there, helping laudna out of her dress and searching out a glass of water for them both, which she sets on the nightstand. she lays on her side facing laudna and whispers a goodnight.

laudna returns it faintly.

imogen promised. imogen held her hand, kissed her cheek, and promised.

imogen lied.

[sommerregenjuniluft]

ok i'm back!! lune. lune oh my god your JP vision is everything to me, i can see him so clearly and i LOVE the fleamont/treasure/estate situation

i have additional questions: does he also have a fun name for the estate the way john b calls his house the chateau? who's who in the friend group bc me personally i can absolutely see sirius as jj and remus as pope and lily could be kinda like kiera (mainly in that like,, fiery and independent vibe she has) and i feel like for peter you'd have to kinda play around with some characters but i can totally see them as the pogues.....

and then regulus as sarah.... yeah..... please elaborate on the fucked up mentor/mentee relationship with riddle also please and thank you

miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllll<3333 that makes me so happy to hear T^T

hhmmmm i havent thought about it, maybe we can come up with something! i love having little easter eggs that relate to something in canon. idk if hogwarts would be too on the nose HAHSAHA but i mean. it is an old, big house that kinda looks like a castle...... sjfds idk i'd love to brainstorm with u. and yes mil you read my mind. that's what i thought too regarding the friendship roles/gang composition. though i think it's fun to mix the backgrounds/family situations/relations to the treasure around a bit. i'd want lily to be the book smart one, the one with the scholarship opportunity and also i think i'd want her to be the one related to denmark tanny (or whatever the name will be in the au). but i want her to have had the kook year that kiara had, lily alone in the nest of the snakes. and possible give her something close to jj's family situation. or like, an apathetic parent perhaps. remus can have the poor but loving family that pope has, with lyall and hope<3 i dunno what else he has going on besides that for now, possible something disability wise? terminal illness.....the gears r turning. sirius is a mix and match again. in this au both sirius and regulus are orphans, lets say their parents died when they were pretty small, then it was their grandparents and at last alphard but it didnt take long then for regulus to get swooped up by tom (i'll get to that in a minute.) so sirius is living with alphard and he kind of has the relationship with him that kie has with her parents, sorta abusing his position in a relatively wealthy home and using up all of his resources for his family, his friends (here his inner jj swings with as well, he's so boundlessly loyal). now coming to reg. riddle is a big shot kook obviously, filthy rich but from rags to riches type beat like ward. and his thing is that every like 5 to 10 years he adopts kids and like sponsors them sort of? like a sick twisted version of carlyall from twilight. i'd imagine maybe he started out with an ophaned niece and nephew or maybe or distant cousins and then just. kept going because he craved the company and liked playing the role. sometimes it's more but mostly he adopts two at a time, a boy and a girl. cue, barty and regulus as rafe and sarah versions. now what i'm about to say next is a bit fucked up so feel free to dip jdhgks. when they're 14/15 barty and and reg have this weird little pseudo incest thing going on where they're dating sort of. or not directly in a romantic and sexual sense but it's wildly different from regular platonic and familial. and it's all a bit bananas since they have the same father figure yknow. so they live with riddle, they have dorms at his estate. but evan is also sort of in the picture. (kind of filling the spot where the topper character leaves a whole). and evan is,, idk probably in love with both of them. which is, again, twisted and weird and bananas. since theyre. adoptive siblings on paper. skjgjsd anywho! i'm still not sure what to do about wheaze and rose. i considered bellatrix and delphini (that affair child bella had with tom) but i could never make her barty's adoptive mom. she'd just encourage his psycho ass and then the plot would crumble in over my head. at this point i also wanna take whoever is reading this by the cheeks, look u deep in the eyes and remind you of the little rafe x kie (bartylily) crumbs we'd get when exploring the s3 plotline :3 oh! oh!! also dorcas as cleo. hot sexy badass, french/jamaican accent having goddess of a young women that lily pathetically immediately falls for. it's just a big ol' OH moment where lily is like. yo i'm into girls?!?!!!!! i've pondered for a long minute what to do with the pope x kie romance plotline and i think i'd wanna make it a mutual comphet thing. remus is pissed at sirius for rejecting him after they have an almost kiss after dancing around each other for so long and then lily is there so he takes the out.

((lmao tumblr told me i need a paragraph here, i really been yapping too much already))

and sirius can't say shit because he's the one that bailed on remus, so remus lets him suffer (and also punishes himself for advancing on him in the first place). and for lily it's just that it takes her a minute to understand that the reason she can't choose between her boys is not that she's an indecisive slut but that she really does love her boys all the same amount, just not in a romantic way. cue dorcas strutting in with her knife wielding skill and her criminally sexy little belly button piercing and her braids and. yeah,,,,.

i'm also thinking latino james possibly, lily being mixed ghanaian (1) (2) (3), cambodian black siblings, and remus can be the token causasian lmao. barty as well and evan will always be some kind of blasian to me.

okay before i come to an end i wanna talk about trans fem reg for a second though. i've been browsing the net and reading about mtf transitioning a bit to portay regulus accurately and give a good enough representation. in my mind regulus, in this au, noticed that she's different pretty early on. and what with having sirius and it being a very modern, 21 century au, her transition began rather early. medically it's typically recommended to start with testo-blockers around 15 and added estrogen at 16. and that's exactly what regulus does. like always, when taking hormones there's gonna be some side effects, unfortunately. thrombosis risk increases, your libido decreases and you're probably gonna be tired and exhausted a lot and also more emotional and sensitive, have a shorter fuse. regulus does a lot of biking and swimming in her free time against the thrombosis, preferably in their long pool at the riddle estate but when she's feeling good enough about her body she does like to take out the boat with barty and evan and beat them in a swimming race. she's nap queen, she's sleeping everywhere, all the time and when her and james start getting together he calls her sleepyhead all the time and in the most affectionate tone and it sorta just keeps being the main pet name he has for her. also the low libido/possible body dismorphia go very hand in hand with the sarah arc where she's unsure about having sex for the first time. all in all regulus is pretty snappy and thin skinned, emotinal. but it makes her passionate and compassionate especially, which james loves and adores. all of it. yknow how in s2 sarah and john b stay at that hotel and jb steals the phone. i want james to overhear a pair of older-ish women complain about menopause and their pills and then break into their room when they're away for dinner and steal regulus some estrogen pills. it's probably not the right dosage and reg can't take them but!!!!!!!!!!!! it's the thought that counts and to regulus that counts A LOT.

[valeriianz]

Would you ever write a.....Fairytale adventure type AU (ﾉ*･ω･)ﾉ? (idk how to explain it ajbdkjvakdv)

(Kinda like...maybe Ghibli movie vibes....ABDHBAHCBKAC)

HYPER HUGS

ahhhh always a privilege to see you in my inbox, Mere 😻

(this post gets long, pls bear with me lol)

fairy tail itself, no. im really not into fantasy or fairy tails, sadly (which sucks cos like, that's half of dreamling AUs right there lol).

but ooh i do love some adventure! especially Ghibli-style! i know that's kinda fantastical but i'd be very into it.

my mind immediately went to a Princess Mononoke AU, a film i havent seen in ages, but Hob and Dream in that scene??

Dream: "I'll cut your throat! That'll shut you up!" Hob: "You're beautiful."

or, OR! have you seen that Castle in the Sky AU??

so, in short... yeah, probably haha.

OH SNAP! i just remembered i have a Little Red Riding Hood au that i had been attempting like, in early 2023 after THAT fanart but i could not figure out how to write it, and i got so frustrated with it that i just gave up. below the cut is what i'd written so far, starting with some ramblings to myself before some "proper" writing... i'll never finish it ;_; sorry.

Hob is still a Red Riding Hood/Hunter type character and he is the only one "brave" enough to visit the witch in the woods, aka Johanna when his village requires medicine/care. The whole village is deeply superstitious and so Johanna stays out of the village for her own safety and it's taken a lot of convincing from Hob (who is one of the only capable hunters so he is Important) that she is fine and won't curse the whole village. The only time Johanna forbids Hob from coming to see her is on the night of the full moon.

But then EMERGENCY happens and Hob sets out for Johanna's on a full moon and runs into Dream. Cue fanart scene. Hob fights Dream and somehow manages to hold his own. Maybe they bang here, maybe Dream gets Hob to open up about why he's out during the full moon and then lets him go. Because Hob has zero survival instincts he goes out again on a full moon just to see Dream. Johanna thinks he's an idiot.

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There is a witch in the woods; the villagers know this and remain wary of her provocation. She is all powerful but she is also a hermit– quiet and bloodless, when ignored. Many elders in the village have spun up stories, history between them and her. Though it seems all unfounded, Hob had never been anything but curious, growing up with these tales of offering sacrificial goats in place of the children they believed her to steal, before moving on to setting up traps on the edge of the woods where their small hamlet lay.

Hob had also heard stories, though not many, of how she’d been run out, that there may be more of her kind hiding in secret within the community. This too, Hob doesn’t allow to bother him. He is surrounded by superstition and pays no mind to any of it.

Which is all to say, he’s encountered the witch on several occasions. 

And whatever tales Hob had grown up hearing of her comes to a screeching halt the day he first met her.

“What the ever loving fuck are you doing out here?”

Snapping up to attention, Hob had regarded the woman. He’d been a boy of 15 the first time they’d met, and had the notion of fright abandon him by watching his mother die in childbirth to what was supposed to be his little brother, as well as his father being robbed and beaten to death by bandits while he cowed away behind a tree. 

Hob would never be that cowardly again. And he made up for it by going out into the woods nearly every night, despite the warnings from his neighbors. His friends would egg him on but then chicken out the closer they got to the edge of the clearing, lined by dense forest and rustling leaves.

[trickstarbrave]

im trying to get back into writing. i havent had much writing juices flowing in my brain :(((((

but here is vivi and steren in the au my brain cooked up yesterday (yeah my brain made yet another one.)

vivienne belongs to @mulberrycafe!!

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Another night was over in the brothel, the sun rising, the windows and curtains drawn shut, and a few more coins hidden away by Vivienne. Steren was once again too exhausted to move from Vivienne’s bed, every inch of his body hurting.

It had been weeks, but no amount of sleep seemed to be healing his wounds. Normally he would have healed much more than this with sleep alone, though he knew the supernatural wounds inflicted by Dagoth Ur’s magic would need proper healing magic.

It was clear the madam knew he was a fighter by nature. A fighter with a very, very pretty face she was able to get her hands on that she did not want running away. No doubt his food was lace with poisons to keep the wounds open without festering, all his muscles feeling raw and his body sluggish. In a way, he supposed it was the right call--if he regained his strength he would have killed her and fled the moment he recovered. It didn’t matter if the bouncers tried to stop him and guards called for his arrest--he’d use levitation and stealth to hide from rooftop to rooftop until he got out of the city before running to the opposite side of Morrowind, then getting a boat to somewhere even further away. 

But she didn’t want to lose something so valuable. Steren was one of her most popular ‘attractions’ outside of Vivienne. Vivienne likely didn’t even know why he was so popular--most of his regulars wouldn’t say. Perhaps they feared the wrath of the good daedra if they openly admitted out loud that they longed for the old temple and “communing” with Viviec. 

They were not as quiet with Steren though. 

“Disgusting Sharmat,” A customer swore, pinning him down while Steren grit his teeth. “Because of you my home was destroyed! All of Vvardenfell wiped clean because of you!”

Another grabbed Steren’s hair, tugging until he gave a sharp cry, before tugging his face close until they could enter his mouth. “Then having the gall to marry the hortator, acting like you own the whole damn temple!” 

Steren shuddered just thinking about it. At least he learned that his parents were alive and well here, and yet…

Well. The Voryn and Nerevar of this world didn’t even know who he was. To all the people of Morrowind, Steren was just a dunmer with an uncanny resemblance to Voryn Dagoth, lord of the Sixth House. He must have been reincarnated too and found Nerevar, who had fulfilled the Nerevarine prophecy upon his reincarnation since there was no son of his for his spirit to watch over. 

At times Steren fantasized about fighting his way out of this place, running all the way off to Mournhold, running into his parents’ awaiting arms. Getting his injuries patched up, Nerevar whispering reassuringly that he would take care of everything, Voryn stroking the hair from his face before feeding him congee with kwama eggs and calling him his little star again… Such sweet things helped relax him to sleep while Vivienne stroked his hair, a pleasant thought to soothe the pain in his body. 

But it was just that--a fantasy. Nothing more or less. 

Even if he did escape, he knew going to the temple would sooner get him arrested than an audience to the king or his consort. Why would they let a mysterious young man, filthy and battered from battle and weeks spent in a brothel speak to someone so powerful? Especially one with an uncanny resemblance to the king’s consort, with a blasphemous red mark on his forehead? If he said he was their son from another world he would be seen as insane and dangerous, locked up for good or shipped back to the brothel. And besides, he couldn’t even take Vivienne there, since he was told he shouldn’t ever set foot in the temple. 

He’d just live with the comfort that his parents were alive and happy together. Happy, in love, not knowing he even existed let alone what he was going through so they didn’t have to worry. 

Being content about his parents just being alive would be good to spite Azura too. No doubt after hearing his request to be with his parents, she sent him here as punishment deliberately. Just killing him and barring him entry from her realm would break her promise, after all, and ultimately not be that good of a punishment. Instead, forcing him to live with his unnaturally long lifespan and suffer, knowing he can’t be with the souls of his actual parents or see this world’s Nerevar and Voryn in the flesh was much more her style. But Steren wouldn’t give in to despair; she can punish him all she likes for being selfish and asking for that as a reward rather than agreeing to serve her for the rest of his life. He’ll find his own way to be happy, eventually. 

Vivienne curled up beside him after hiding the money, Steren loosely wrapping an arm around the other dunmer. It wasn’t quite yet, but it would be soon after punishments were finished and everyone settled in to sleep and rest before tonight. 

“Just a bit more.” Vivienne reassured him. Steren nodded, eyes still closed and too tired to open them. 

He told Vivienne he could leave without him. Steren didn’t like being the reason Vivienne was stuck here longer than usual, but he also let Vivienne have any of his extra money as well that customers would ‘tip’ him with when they felt generous. He knew, even if it took months, that the wounds would eventually heal and he could regain his strength bit by bit. Constant poison was expensive after all, and the madam would eventually be lulled into a false sense of security, thinking Steren developed a disease from the constant stream of poison and wouldn’t be able to fight back. Once he got his magic and ability to fight back, he’d flee himself. 

But sweet, sweet Vivienne hated the idea. If Vivienne was gone, Steren would be punished for it given the madam knew by now that they were close. And he also knew that if he was gone everyone would show Steren more attention and abuse him more. 

“I know.” Steren replied, voice hoarse. “A bit more.” 

[gaz-light]

CW: Me but ugly

Ya know what fuck it. I don't intend to this mid week. I wanna do it now while I've got the time and honestly I'm a bit excited.

This is John. He's the guy I used to be. I don't have many other pictures of him but I saved these ones for this purpose. They're some of the few I could stand for some reason.

It's hard to think I ever used to look like that. Think or act the way I did. You could go back right now and tell him the events of the past like year or so and honestly he'd probably understand it. Would be too scared as shit nervous and doubtful to ever believe it. Hated himself too much to imagine it being this way.

This is how I started off on Hormones 1 year ago. 5/31/22. Somewhere between 11/7/21 and 4/9/22 everything went to shit. I crashed my motorcycle and broke my arm, ended up broke, didnt get into grad school, the girl I was madly in love with just let me know I was being replaced by someone with a pussy. It took about everything happy in my life turning to shit over night to finally crack the egg that I had been growing in for so long.

There were signs before. Things I always knew. Always hung out with girls. Liked sapphic content. Felt detachment from peers of my agab, enjoyed pretending at being an internet femboy. Horribly autistic. Fucking hated my body. Hated hated hated hated hated. I had a closeted sissy kink and dressed up FOR YEARS. So much more. Eventually I started hooking up with trannies the same way I hooked up with lesbians and things began to click. Something in me thought ya know what, I don't have to just admire and adore and yearn for them. Then a good friend of mine consoling me one April night more or less extended an invitation and I didn't look back.

And then she was born. I think these photos are from maybe a month post starting HRT. Would you believe I hadn't seen myself without facial hair in like 10 years before this point. I hadn't shaved it all off since I was 13. I'm hispanic. Greek and Cuban so I've had this accursed facial and body hair for fucking ever. I was so afraid the first time I picked up that razor. I didnt know if I'd like what was on the other side. I felt safe and secure in the validation I got from other people that I thought it'd be ok if I was just unhappy with myself forever. I hated whatever I was so much that I didnt have the energy to care for her.

Then I shaved.

I looked in the mirror and I thought that girl looked kinda cute. For the first time I really didnt think I looked so bad. My friends were very supportive thankfully. Not everyone was. Certainly not dear old dad who still wont call me by my name or gender me properly. The man who told me god had cursed him with 2 faggots. My little trans brother and I. The man who let me know I was a disappointment and that neither I or anyone of us were real women. I still havent forgiven him for so much. But I am trying to let it go. Even the cis people were kinda nice. I lost some who were kinda edgy friends from highschool. Nothing of value was lost.

Since then I've worked to navigate the professional world as a woman. My first boss at my first real post college job was this British woman from England who made my life kinda hell. Preyed upon and picked on me and embarrassed me professionally. One of the 2 other women at the office. She never would admit to it but I think she resented me for it. I was also the only tranny there. Well sorta. There was 1 other who worked down in facilities doing the trash and dishes for the labs. But not up there. Not on the 8th floor with us in the "war room".

And this is where and who we are now 1 year later. Same eyes. Same 5'0 looking ass. But happier. Smiles when she looks in the mirror. Can actually do things for herself. Set boundaries. Care. Maybe she can even love too. I've placed myself into countless lesbian romance fantasies and I feel like I have a shot at living them. I used to be like 200 pounds. I'm down to 128 and also built like a brick house full of muscle. I was horrified of being trapped in that body of mine forever and the fear and doubt that I'd never make it even this far scared me into doing nothing until i had little else to lose.

Let me leave you with some wise advice that friend who cracked my egg once gave to me: The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best time is right now.

Transitioning was the best decision I ever made for myself. Happy birthday Morrigan. I love you.

[eisukevint]

Hello, not to bother you or anything, but can you do a post about how the audition managers would react to MC being annoyed and irritated because they have to wake up? No pressure!

hi!! dw youre not bothering at all <3 also i havent written smth in a long time so pls bear with me i was on like a hiatus. as @cupidocherie says and i quote "eisukevint comeback 2023 ???" anyways i hope you enjoy this headcanon!

Prompt: Tres Spades’ hosting an important event which requires you to put in extra hours, more so than other employees. The fatigue from the overtime and your disrupted sleep schedule has caused you to be grumpy and your boyfriend is not helping.

↬ Eisuke Ichinomiya

You've been working overtime for an entire week now and your body is exhausted. Not to mention Eisuke's libido is unparalleled so you're having a rather rough time to catch up with him. One night, Eisuke comes home to find you already asleep. He doesn’t mind though because he knows how how you’ve been working hard. What he didn’t expect was the morning after. There you are, still asleep even though there’s only ten minutes left until your shift starts. Not to mention, he can’t function properly without his beloved’s coffee so he goes to wake you up. He’ll call your name lightly at first but that doesn’t work because you’re a heavy sleeper so he’ll try shaking you a bit causing you to huff and puff and turn away from him in annoyance. He’s mildly surprised but also finds it amusing because you almost never forget to make him his coffee. “Hey, (Y/N), wake up. It’s almost 9:00.” At that you’ll whine causing Eisuke to chuckle. “What about my coffee though?” You glare at him slightly and tell him to drink room service coffee for just one morning. He’s fully aware that you’ve been labouring arduously for his sake so just for you, he’ll suck it up and survive through the day without his precious coffee. You just looked so adorable pouting at him like that because you didn’t want to get up, he couldn’t help but give in. He’ll let you sleep throughout the day and call Kenzaki to tell him that you’ll be taking a few days - no scratch that, a full week off so your fatigue can wear off. He’ll order room service for you and write a note, telling you to eat once you wake up. Let's be honest, this man loves cuddles so he’ll cuddle you to your heart’s content.

↬ Soryu Oh

This man would be flabbergasted. He wakes you up so you won’t be late to work but almost staggers when you glare at him exasperatedly. He’ll be worried at first because where is his sweet and beautiful (Y/N) who always wakes him up with the most charming smile on her face? He’ll ask you what’s wrong because he for sure thought it’s that time of the month and you might be in pain so he’s kind of relieved when you tell him that the event being hosted at the hotel caused her overtime and she’s super tired. “Oh, i’m glad it’s not something serious.” Pats your head and tells you that he’ll make breakfast for you and there’s no need for you to get up. It’s a little too late when you realise what Soryu had said. Hurriedly getting out of bed, you dash to the kitchen and bang your head against the wall when you see what went down.There you see Soryu in front of the cooktop, a mess from head to toe and God knows how many cracked eggs in the dust bin. He smiles sheepishly because he’s very well aware that he just increased you work load. No worries though, he’ll still help you clean up and tuck you into bed after it’s all done. He’ll call Samejima and tell him that he’ll come to the ice dragon’s headquarter later in the day so he can make up with you with cuddles. He’ll eventually get in with you and give you little pats on the back so you can sleep peacefully. might call eisuke to lesser your work

↬ Mitsunari Baba

Baba’s back from one of his missions. You’re still in bed though and it’s rather unusual because by this time you’re getting ready for work. Ponders over the reasons that are keeping you from waking up. In the end he decides to prepare breakfast for you. Egg and toasts, sunny side up. He brings the breakfast to you like the magical, fictional boyfriend he is and wakes you up. Your mind swirls and you can’t think straight since your peaceful sleep’s been disrupted. You raise a hand to swat him away and tell him to buzz off. He’s all pouty because you pushed him away but nevertheless, he tells you to have breakfast. Helps you sit up and offers to feed you to which you happily oblige. He adores you so much. Your grumpy face is his new favourite thing. He texts Eisuke to let him know that you’ll be taking the day off. Snuggles you and peppers your face with kisses until you fall back asleep.

↬ Mamoru Kishi

One of the world’s greatest mysteries, how did Mamoru Kishi manage to wake up earlier than you? He checks your temperature, it’s normal. Then why are you still sleeping? He checks the clock and it’s time for your shift. “Get up, it’s nine. Don’t you have to go to work?” This little shit has woken you up from your peaceful slumber and you’re absolutely livid. “Shut up Mamo, I can’t. One more day and you’ll have to arrest me for murder.” He doesn’t show it but he’s actually worried about you. Probably guessed that you’re just tired from work. He’s like, “Aight, i’ll call Eisuke then.” Gets into bed with you and spend the entire day sleeping. Later when you wake up, you’re full on panicking and chanting ‘he’s gonna fire me’ so Mamoru saves you the trouble of apologising to devil boss ichinomiya. When you’re fresh and done with dinner, you tell him all that has happened and why you were so worn out. Hugs you and tells you it's alright. You both end up going back to sleep. couple goals fr

↬ Ota Kisaki

A fucking tease. He saw the opportunity and took it. There you were, sleeping in all your ethereal glory, with drool trickling down the corner of your mouth. Ota simply couldn’t resist. Phone out, camera on, he took pictures from every angle possible. He would’ve been the biggest idiot if he hadn’t captured this moment. And when he’s satisfied, he wakes you up. Oh no he didn’t. If he called you his cute Koro before, you were surely no less than a dinosaur right now. Hair flying in all directions, eyebags darker than Soryu’s soul and drool marks on your mouth. “OOOO SOMEONE’S CRANKY.” There’s no break with this guy and he’s certainly not helping right now. First of all, you know you have to go to work so your mood deteriorates progressively and then this guy makes matters worse by showing you those horrendous pictures.You chase him around the penthouse to strangle him once and for all and he’s laughing like a maniac. Eventually you get tired so you give up. All the fun aside, he worries about you so he covers you in his fluffiest furry blankets and kisses you on the forehead. Cuddles you so you sleep warm and tight.

aight, i hope you like this! eisuke one is so self indulgent lmao.

[materialgworlas]

Hey Siri how long has it been Sense

Materialgworlas posted

Siri: playing material girls by saucy Santana on Apple Music

Me:pauses music

You get what I’m try to say tho bestie YOU HAVENT GAVE US ANY SAUCE WERES THE SAUCE Please hook a sister up post POST PLEASE

Visitors From The Future- Satoru Gojo x Fem!reader

Synopsis: M kinda loving the whole Y/n gojo roommate canon so imam stick w it for now. SO imagine like u n gojo be arguing again, over sumn domestic like the nasty mf leavin skid marks or smthg😭 AND THENNN yall interrupted by sm1 at the door and its future nanami n yo future kids w gojo (Cuz of some mission into da future that takes place in da past… uh… YK WHAT FUCK THE LOGISTICS MAN JUST ALLOW IT). And gojo be smug as hell cuz he already got a lil crush on u so knowing yall get busy in da future is a major confidence boost.

GOJO AF

And like u in denial cuz u been resisting the urge to jump in this blind mice ahh mf’s bones for AGES

YO MANS😫😫

 anddddd u kinda feeling geto rn but yo kids r cute so u aint really complaining. And it’s just future nanami tired as hell cuz yo kids got gojo’s energeticness and ur stubbornness so they can’t be reasoned w😍

pov its bedtime🥰

JORDANA BBG HERE U GOOOOO😁 IM EXPECTING MY COMMISION IN DMS👹👹(yk what im talkin ab)

warning: uh da n-word? sm foul language, the readers black, gojo be simpin then foul at the end, poor suguru just wanted nyash, nanami deserves better than designated nanny AHAH GET IT NANANNY-MI REHEHEHE IM SO FUNNY-

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“I SWEAR TO GOD IMMA MURDER THIS FOOL!”

“Eughhhhh it’s not even that bad-“

“WDYM NOT THAT BAD MAN U SHAT UP THE WHOLE KITCHEN!!”

“Mf actin like its on the walls”

“…”

“What-“

“WHO THE FUCKKKK DO U THINK CLEANS THE DAMN APARTMENT GOJO!”

“Gojo?? I thought we were at that ‘Satoru’ level-“

“NIGGA STFU! Yo crusty ahh been fucking up my damn kitchen for WAY too long! Clean yo shit mf, last I checked slavery was over!”

“This is why we should get a maid.”

“WITH WHAT FUNDS!??!?! WE BROKE STUDENTS!”

“phhfft speak for yourself, im loaded.”

“Correction, was loaded. Until yo parents got tired of funding ur dookie lifestyle n cut you off.”

“…”

“reheh, gotcha nigga.”

“Ughhhhh I hate this.”

“Oh and u think I like wasting my breath?? Mf just clean the damn mess you made so ion have to yell.”

 “yeah, u only be yelling for Suguru these days...”

“NIGGA WHAT??”

“…” “U WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE U POMPOUS  CANT DO SHIT LIMP DICCK BEADY EYED FREAKK WITH YO WHITE HAIR GOT U LOOKING LIKE AN OLD ASS  EGG HEADED SLENDER MAN! CLEAN YO MAN MESS OR FUCKING LEAVE!” you practically roared, heavily breathing whilst a shocked Gojo stared at your angered form

Great, now you’ve done it

“yk what fuck this shit, I’m heading out.” you huffed before storming off to your room to get changed

You always take things too far, don’t you satoru. And the worst part is I only made that mess cause I was tryna make that weird dish Y/n loves, but I fucked it up n got embarrassed. God I gotta let go of this petty crush, I mean- shes literally hooking up with my best friend, by definition that should make Y/n off limits. But I just… She just so smart n funny n GAHD DAYM THAT ASS PHATT- but all I manage to do is piss her off. EUGH curse these damn feelings! Maybe ill call hoe#2 later to de-stress, she doesn’t mind when I say the wrong name at least-

“You gon get the door or not!?”

Your yell from the other room had broken through Gojo’s thoughts, now aware of the ringing the 6’3 man lumbered to the door

“Oh yeh nanamin-“

“DADDY!”

Gojo’s greeting had been cut off by the shrill of the two young children that clung to Nanami’s frame, eagerly reaching out to touch him. “May we come inside.” The weary blond spoke, waiting patiently for his ‘friend’ to move aside allowing him to enter, the two infants in tow.

“who was at the door-“you padded into the living room, dressed much nicer than before, stopping short seeing your best friend, Nanami, and the two children in his arms. “Mini, who’s black babies are these” you chortled

“MAMA!” The children wailed, squirming hard enough to break free from Nanami’s hold and rush to you.

“The fu-“

“Y/N! no cussing in front of the kids!” Gojo hissed, you rolled your eyes but relented. Turing your attention to the children clinging to your legs

“these babies kidna cute.” You muttered

“I KNOW RIGHT!!” Gojo cooed, tickling the younger girl who let out a happy squeal

“I should hope you find your own children cute.” Nanami said, in his matter of fact tone, as if he aint dropped a phatt ass spoiler in yo lives.

“My own children- huh?”

“Yes, myself, Kasumi and Saku are from the future. They are your children.” Mf dropping bomb after bomb without a second thought THAT’S how tired he is.

OUR WHAT? KIDS? U MEAN I- SHITTT, I have so many questions! When do we get together? Are we still together?? Do we get married?? Wait he said from the future- just how far into the future we talking??? How long I gotta wait to dick Y/n down n make my Gojo army... Saku’s got Y/ns smile and Kasumi got her… well everything. Damn I really lucked out-

So many thoughts in Gojo’s head. Yet all he could muster was,

“Huh… come to think of it you do look a lil older to how I remember.” Trying to keep his composure whilst he did internal backflips

Our kids? You mean me and this dusty- who am I kidding GORGEOUS idiot fuck?? AND I POP OUT TWO OF HIS EGG HEADED BABIES?? I mean, when?? Where?? why?? I mean sure the niggas fine but uh me n Geto kinda… well its complicated. But DAMN if these babies aren’t the cutest lil shit I ever seen. Saku’s got Gojos big ahh blue bug eyes but he makes em work w his brown skin n adorable lil afro… he can’t be more than 6 I’d say. AND OH MY LIFE KASUMI IS ADORABLE EHEHEH, she gets her cuteness from her mama let’s not lie but her beautiful curled her got white locks that fit her so well. Ehehe yk what, I’m not mad.

“Mama, no angy?” Kasumi babbled

“Huh- why would I be angry??”

“C-cause we twied to make (insert favourite food🥰) n-nd made biggggggggggg mess.” Saku said, peering at you with those beautiful blue eyes.

“Dadda’s dia!” Kasumi pointed to Gojo who picked up the happy girl

“Dadda’s what?” he hummed

“SUMI’S RIGHT W-WE ONLY DID IT CAUSE-BECAUSE DADDY SAID YOU’D LIKE IT!”

Gojo rn:🧍🏾‍♀️

“You were tryna make (favourite food)? N made a big mess…” now u aint the brightess when it comes to this shit but even you could connect the dots.

Now the famous Satoru Gojo, strongest sorcerer, was shying away from the knowing look you gave him. his cheeks dusted with an embarrassing amount of pink as he used Kasumi’s chubby body to shield himself.

YOU AF

Your cute lil moment was cut short by Nanami’s haggard snores, the poor man was sprawled on your couch. If it weren’t for his aggressive ass noises, you’d think the mf was dead😭

“Um- er, well they can’t exactly leave until Nanami’s awake…” Gojo started

“True, and it’d be cruel to wake him… he looks so tired.”

“…I guess we’ll have to look after the kids until he wakes up🥳🥳🥳. Oh well, HEY- who wants to teleport to Uncle Suguru n tell him the good news!!”

“Gojo you’re foul-“

“MEEEE!” Saku and Kasumi yelled in unison

“ALRIGHT LETS GO!😁”

GETO WHILE GOJO BE PARADING HIS HAPPY LIL FAMILY ON HIS LAWN

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ik its been a hot minute yall but dw ur warrior @jordanahart been on my ass everyday to post dis 😔✊🏾 1 man army fr

[literalite]

can you share some backstory or head cannons on the roomies if you havent already

OF COURSE HEHE ok so i have a bit of stuff written here and somewhere else but i literally lost it so i'll elaborate a bit more under the cut

ok so zoe patel (she/her bi trans woman) mitchell kalani (he/him bi cis man) gavin richards (he/him gay cis man) j huntington iii (he/they queer something something)

i think the gang met in their first year of uni! they were all randomly assigned dorm mates (zoe hadn't really cracked her egg yet) that clicked wayy better then anyone ever expected them to - so went from strangers to life long friends within like. six months. between the four of them i think only j came into the uni being an out and proud gay person while the rest of them slowly were working themselves out. zoe was in the arts, gavin into compsci, mitchell bounces around the english/history departments but eventually drops out and j was in sociology until he dropped out

mitchell and gavin sort of had a casual on and off again nonexclusive friends with benefits going on while j was cutting ABSOLUTELY loose with his newfound freedom and zoe was busy figuring herself out. they applied to keep living together and got what they wanted ehe so they stayed together for two more years until j dropped out of uni entirely to pursue other career paths (in my head hes big on social media as sort of a comedian/influencer lmfao) and zoe even though she was starting to transition decided to stay with the guys for another year because they're her friends <3

after that they moved out of uni housing and rented a house together. j moved back in after they broke up with his most recent boytoy. mitchell drops out uni at this point and goes through several different odd jobs and his and gavin's relationship starts getting a bit more serious. zoe finishes her arts teacher degree at some point and gavin finishes his compsci one. they do move out of the shared house eventually and lead separate lives but they are all really close friends :')

gavin and mitchell work out their shit and do properly start dating for real and zoe dates a handful of people throughout uni and beyond but i do know in my head and heart who The One is for her. to be clear it's not j he is like. self proclaimed radioactive waste toxic. a really good friend but a terrible like genuinely awful boyfriend. will forget your name in 20 minutes will start scrolling grindr in front of you

if u want any more specific stuff then just ask!! these guys mean a bunch to me :')

[galaxymagick]

bg3 playthrough🗡️

met Raphael

cleared some of the goblin camp out

forgot to talk to pain guy in all the killing that was happening.. never mind

meet my guardian 👀

killed 2 of the 3, minthara I just knocked out.. since I knew about her I wanted to meet her later.

rescued volo and the prisoner, didn’t need to find halsin as I already cleaned out the camp so he made his way back there himself

saved the grove, called out kagha siding with the shadows (stopped her killing the tiefling girl) didn’t get my reward because erm a little vampire had already pickpocketed it before 🤭

forgot about the harpy nest even tho I know about them so sorry poor other tiefling child I wasn’t there to save you from them..

lobelia had sexy time and some neck biting with astarion after the trifling party 🫠even if it is just for him to make sure he's protected from certain ppl.. also.. pick him up pick him upppppp!!!!!! PICK HIM UPPPPP

gale wanted to spent time he was jealous like excuse you mr waterdeep we havent hardly spoke since i pulled you out of that magic hole ... back uppppppppppp 🤚 lollllllllll

volo took lobelia’s eye the morning after!!! (If I didn’t know what I would have got in return I wouldn't have allowed him but it hasn’t taken away my fun or finding out new things..)

and not to be bias but i am, shes so prettyyyyy. more bodytype 3 love needs to happen 😭 like i've seen ppl stereotype it too much.. shut your holes.

erm didn’t rescue the ppl from the burning building .. oops

talked my way into the zhentarim hideout, astarion was inspired 😌 killed everyone ofc, let the artist escape, stole all their loot!!

helped astarion with seeing his back scars

meet my guardian again 👀 no... i didn't give him gambit eyes i don't know what you're talking about....kinda hate I know who he is 😭 I made him too .. well he is very nice to look at..🥴 i think i made him a half elf

FINALLY went back to auntie ethel it was so much easier to defeat her this time, stole all her stuff, woke up zombie collin and gave marina the wand 👋 good luck

came upon the gur, let astarion do what he wanted, but decided to knock him out not kill

went back to the goblin camp to finish off the left over goblins that were outside..

changed out karlach and shadowheart for gale and lae’zel

spoke with voss persuaded him to leave without a fight astarion was again inspired ~ lobelia is becoming so charming and persuasive ~ 😌

astarion pick pocketed lady ester of as much of her goods as possible then we erm.. displaced her. no gith egg for you laaady

baby owlbear came by and astarion wasn’t happy the little snack ran away. I love how astarion says the line "oh now look, you’ve scared off the little snack"

killed some skeleton big guys and made our way to the creche and came upon the monastery

if you couldn't tell i'm having so much fun with this game and i haven't had that in such a long time 😭