#i haven't watched mean girls

[very-crabashed]

about to show bae grill meanies while

digital version of a sketchbook drawing i made a few months ago :) back when i was a DUMBASS because in what world has yuuri not seen mean girls like at the very least phichit's got to have shown him smh

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

When the girls are mean and the insides are out?

Mean Girls × Inside Out crossover where disgust is Regina's main emotion and everyone else is just her lackeys in an unhealthy boss & employee sorta relationship 👌

[anubisthe1]

Can't stay on Twitter for too long because randomly, I'll stumble upon a tweet that says something like:

"It's 2024, and there are still sakura haters" or

"Why is everyone so mad at a 16 year old girl?"

(THE LOUDEST SCREAM YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE)

[jolteonmchale]

I never knew they were recreating a scene from a movie in this photoshoot. It's a scene from the 1981 "soft-core sexploitation" movie Porky's

And Joel in this quote is referencing a scene from School Ties where Brendan Fraser and Matt Damon wrestle naked in the shower

[the-silliest-gay-person]

Hello peoples of Tumblr!

So, this is the blog where I post random things. I may or may not post regularly. Here's some things about me!

My pronouns are he/him, my favorite food is rice with meat, I adore cheesecake and red velvet cat, specifically with cream cheese frosting, I have a dog, I'm in a lot of different fandoms, I'm pagan, I'm queer, and I love theatre.

I don't really know what to call myself on here, since I don't want to use my IRL name (if one of my friends finds me I believe I may just jump off a bringe) so I'll post when I have an idea. Enjoy my bullshit! 👍

[jeromefox]

Found family?.....

I- Well. The only family we have right now is me, Magnus, our two cats, Gravy and Biscuit, and possibly this girl we have been taking care of lately named Stella. No others.

[maddy-ferguson]

talking to new people again is making me realize that (this is gonna sound dramatic) i haven't lived in five years but what i have done is watch a lot of movies and read a bunch of books and believe it or not that actually makes me an interesting conversationalist in some ways (?)

[bumblingbabooshka]

What being Sarek’s Favorite Child Does to a Motherfucker AKA: Mutiny Specialist

[Comic One Transcript] Michael looks off to the side as she speaks with Spock. They are both children. It is implied that Spock has asked Michael to tell Amanda she loves her. M: Why don't you just tell Amanda you love her? Instead of trying to live vicariously through my humanity. Spock appears flustered, caught off guard by the accusation. S: That's not-! I am simply... You are the only one who can do it, Michael! You are the only one and yet you will not- you will...not...n-not... Michael’s gaze stalls Spock’s tongue. Her expression is impassive with a hint of distain. Real or perceived? Her control is iron clad, unlike her Vulcan brother’s. Spock stops speaking, intimidated and suddenly self-conscious. He has seen this look before.  S: Those eyes...the eyes of Vulcan. [Comic Two Transcript] An adult Michael looks tired and disgruntled, vaguely annoyed. She has wrapped a ratty blanket around herself and she is speaking to Spock, ostensibly out of view. M: Spock, I could have spent every second of our childhoods telling Amanda how much I loved her. Seeking out and receiving hugs, kisses and praise. It would still never have been enough for you. You would still resent me. Because it was never about me and my (real or imagined) distance from Amanda. It was about yours. Michael pulls the blanket tighter around her. She looks remorseful. Her previously iron clad control has softened to a circle. M: ...And I am sorry. I'm sorry you could never say you loved her. None of us could, in the end...I wish I could have said it for you. I wish I could have held her for you. But I think you would have only hated me more if I did. [END]

[things-stronger-than-fear]

the ballad of songbirds and snakes 🤝 mean girls (movie musical)

"why does this have so much music in it" ask the critics while i howl in despair over the cut songs

[decadentdeviation]

Don't be surprised if I disappear

[thesean]

i had a dream about mean girls but with stands? cady heron had a stand called somebody's watching me and it was a chase type stand where the target could see the stand user out the corner of their eyes no matter where they were and it psychologically drove them mad and she used her stand on regina george. i remember regina george going "this must be an enemy stand's attack."

[batsplat]

the reaction to pecco/casey comparison post made by motogp acc on insta is kinda funny bc so many ppl are like “how dare you compare pecco to casey when pecco has the best bike on the grid and casey rode that garbage ducati” . but what about casey’s 2007 title run guys and how in some ppl’s eyes it wasn’t that legit or something bc of the bike advantage. like obviously comparisons between eras are often pretty pointless and devolve into pointless arguments and circle jerking for your fave guy but…..

lol oh man. here is the post for context

world's most boring discourse generator. the most predictable replies imaginable. did you know that. casey stoner. was very good... and had a bike that was tough to ride? did you know that. did you know the aliens were all very talented? did you know that casey's stats are very impressive? wow. you're telling me now for the first time

when I first saw the tweet, I did immediately go. *sigh* why are you setting pecco up like this. it's obviously interaction bait and, well, it does work every time. the phrasing "has equalled or outscored most of" casey's achievements at ducati is a bit unnecessary but like... god. who cares!! the only place stats like this belong is in spreadsheets proper hardworking fans made themselves to compare random shit for their personal amusement. bring back real fandom

and yeah, listen, I don't even really have the energy to engage with the merits of comparing the two sets of stats... it was a different time. you can say that casey had on average a less dominant bike than pecco did, which would be true - and he only had the clear outright fastest bike in one of his ducati seasons. you can say the level of competition was higher or lower back then, depending on whatever agenda you're pursuing. you can make arguments about when it was easier to rack up wins, given only around six bikes back then were even capable of winning races - something which is only kinda becoming true again now with the superiority of the gp24. you can point to the ducati back then being a considerably harder bike to ride. you can point to pecco's more impressive internal competition, you can point to casey's era having some undeniably pretty decent riders in the mix. you can do all of that. and it's a complete and utter waste of time. the main point of it is to have another bout of wanking about how much worse today's riders are, which, I cannot stress this enough, who cares!! literally. why does it matter. quality of viewing experience isn't directly linked to some imaginary talent-o'-metre, that's just not how sport works. everyone knows casey is one of the biggest talents this sport has ever seen! it is perhaps the single least controversial take in the whole sport. nobody's erasing casey's achievements. thank you to the random instagram user for securing casey stoner's legacy by bashing pecco. we've solved the crisis, guys, wrap it up

anyway, look. pecco's a two time premier class champion. nobody will die if he's mentioned in the same name as casey. people used to try and discredit casey's achievements... eventually the consensus morphed to acknowledge that he was obviously extremely good. once pecco's retired, the same thing will presumably happen to him. nostalgia comes for us all

[hollowaluminumvessel]

it's today. today is that day.

[theinfinitedivides]

'you quit drinking?' 'yep.' 'you quit drinking.' 'sure did.' 'you quit drinking. how do you know about this place, then?' 'i rent a condo upstairs.' 'you rent a condo above a bar?' 'that's right.' 'well, that's very… Catholic.'

[like-wuatafauq]

Hey can someone who watched Yellow Jackets tell me if someone gets eaten in a hot dog bun lmaoo

I've never seen it but I just woke up from a dream where they were like in some cold place and some girl had put another girl's meat(it was a girl who got eaten because they said "her meat" is Zesty and Delicious which i forgot to google wtf zesty means so whatever the fuck that means) in a hot dog bun and honestly it looked really good but that's beside the point. I googled it but then immediately exited out because I don't want to run into a spoiler and I don't even know if it's a show or movie I just heard it's a bit gay. So now my Google search is even more embarrassing.

I was like "maybe I should delete that from my search history" and then "actually maybe I should delete my search history on a daily basis"....

[achingly-shy]

since it's that one night where i randomly answer a bunch of things i was tagged in throughout the last month, here's another one! this time, i was tagged by @benoitblanc to list my top ten films. thanks arwen! enjoy my terrible taste in movies and overall uncultured-ness <3

bottoms (2023)

the hunger games: catching fire (2013)

mean girls (2004)

enola holmes (2020)

spider-man: no way home (2021)

star wars: revenge of the sith (2005)

the hunger games: the ballad of songbirds and snakes (2023)

knives out (2019)

mean girls (2024)

do revenge (2022)

no pressure tags: @sharpesjoy @taylorswifttv @charliexspring @beskad