#i have yellow teeth

[stormtheskyelf2]

As someone who has overbite and currently has healthy, but yellow teeth, yes and thank you.

I have a front top tooth which refused to fall out, and then the adult tooth that was supposed to grow in that place is now hovering over top of that. Basically, I'm a shark.

I am fine with this, but no, I have to wiggle the bottom tooth loose because if I don't then we can't get braces, yada yada. Maybe I don't want braces. Maybe I don't want to take away this little fang tooth and no longer have this iconic-ish look. Maybe I don't want to go to the dentist anymore besides for checkups because the last dentist I went to gave me the first panic attack I've ever had.

Maybe I don't want to get my teeth forcibly cleaned by a stranger wielding a chemical that isn't even good for me (fluoride). Maybe I don't want to sit there getting 2-3 numbing shots and laughing gas so that my eyes glaze over while they pull out one little tooth.

Not only should we allow people to accept the fact that "my teeth are yellow and that's okay", but maybe we should ask the littler ones that are 12-17 whether they want the uncanny valley vibes grinning lady to lead them into a spare room with sharp tools and multiple things that have radioactive symbols on them.

I'm not saying that we should neglect dental health, but hello? Some of us are children.

Hey, guys? Make peace with yellow teeth. I'm so serious right now.

[cowardlykrow]

The other one’s name is Wilhelmina

[turtleblogatlast]

Something I think is cute is that - y’know how Raph’s eyes are more on the yellow side?

Well, you know who also has slightly yellowed eyes? Donnie.

While Raph’s are more yellow, I think it’s cute that this is something that they share and I don’t see it pointed out too often?

It’s also something they both share with Draxum and Splinter’s current form (though again, these two have much more yellow sclera than the boys do.)

But yeah, I like that there’s this little detail that ties Raph and Donnie together, even if it’s small.

[artflameball]

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[pigeonlover13]

shout-out to people with yellow teeth, they're nice and don't have to be white

i have mild acne and slightly yellowed teeth i'm trying to accept that part of my body a bit more. shoutout to people with acne youre pretty

[lazymonth]

Chat, chat, listen to me, chat. This is real.

[meteor752]

AU where after a mission, Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Ahsoka all decide to go out to a bar for a night and enjoy themselves

But when they wake up the next morning, hungover, they discover that they all fell to the dark side while drunk

[red-room-studi0]

Turbo brain rot is like a drug for me now. I need more of it. I need it all injected into my bloodstream till I look like Turbo.

[locosquif]

Pine twins birthday woohoo!! ^_^

[palettepainter]

Babygirl you might be able to fix him mentally but I PROMISE you cannot fix this godawful fashion sense

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID: a coloured and shaded digital sketch of Luz and Lilith from the owl house. They're depicted with their designs from For the Future. Luz is tackle-hugging Lilith, ugly crying and exclaiming "I missed you so much". Lilith braces for the hug and smiles with tears also in her eyes. The background is a pale yellow colour and previous versions of the sketch can be seen at low opacity behind the full drawing. End ID]

When you see your cool aunt (actually a loser but you love her) for the first time in months and she has a badass apocalypse makeover but still somehow looks like a librarian

[stuffyflowers]

Btw everyone should give their faves yellow teeth im so serious

[skunkes]

I feel like if talon was a neopet he'd be a kyrii..!!

i saw this ask cut off in my activity tab and was thinking "oh please say kyrii" as i opened it

yes!

darigan kyrii, but wit faerie elements (wings and antennae) ^_^

[kragehund-est]

imo a shitty insult is when someone points out another person's teeth aren't pure white. are you saying that part of my skeleton is skeleton-colored? fucked up if true.

[potatobugz]

hello uty community i had a thought today. if monsters in undertale don't bleed then that would mean dalv is a vampire who's (probably) never tasted blood before

[prince-liest]

Terrified by missionary anon here and oh my god I LOVE the way you reworked the ending of the last chapter!!! It had me squealing!! I was just a tiny bitty sceptical at first but at this point I can safely say I trust u with my life. Which makes sense considering ur occupation but u know what I mean

Also!!! I had a shower thought and I doubt there’s a better person to ask than you because your descriptions are always spot on. I think we can all agree that Vox smells good, but I was wondering what do you think Alastor smells like? 🧐 I vote for that rancid smell of rotten meat, with a hint of lacquer, like an antique shop, very coffin-esque. But I rly want to hear ur thoughts on this!!!

Ayyy, I'm so glad that you liked it! >:D I feel like a couple of years ago I would have been a lot more hesitant to just change my mind like this on something (and admittedly I did feel bad about it initially this time) but I've gotten to the point where I'm pretty comfortable going, "Bro, listen - bro, just trust me." about my own writing, ehehe. I'm pleased it's working out! >:)

Also, you've made a terrible mistake in asking me this question because I've recently become very interested in fragrances but I'm also a gourmand snob and have a very sensitive nose when it comes to food products and cannot stand the smell of things rotting, so I would just categorically refuse to imagine that any character I enjoy smells like rotting meat, klxjchfg.

Anyway, if I had to pick a style of fragrance or cologne for him for when he was alive, I feel like he'd go for something woody but warm. Those kinds of scents tend to be masculine and have a nature-y freshness to them that a guy who buries bodies in the woods would probably get a kick out of. And then add something like amber and musk to undercut the scent to make it feel warmer in a way that I think makes people read the wearer as a safer and more comforting presence, which is delightfully misleading.

As for what he'd wear in hell... Tsokovat's Inexcusable Evil, lmfao, no contest. The name is perfect, he'd think it was hilarious, and I've seen so many people say that it genuinely just smells unpleasantly like dousing yourself in fucking blood. Most people's reviews for this stuff call it really uncomfortable but compelling. Tell me Alastor would not think that this wouldn't be the most amusing perfume ever to force on the people in his presence.