#i have to say im very proud of the result tho!!!

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my take on human jawbone…. (featuring human ricket in one of the doodles)

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[karlachismylife]

OK 🆗 this isn't a ask I just wanted to say

We all love you and we are amazed and proud of you every day for doing what you do I love your work and believe you are as a person too and I know I probably won't ever meet you in irl but I want you to know that we are here for you as much as you are here for us <3 Love you pumpkin🎃 stay bright! Were her if you fall.

That's such a sweet thing to receive, love, thank you! I'm holding this message right to my heart and feel it calming down. I'm really not proud of myself in general, but as long as I can make people smile and want them to tell other people kind words, I think that's my mission successful.

Since you gave me this pretty pumpkin and we're approaching Halloween, here are some headcanons about task force 141 carving pumpkins.

CW: gn!reader, mild injury mentioned in Gaz's part.

Used the cutest dividers by @saradika-graphics

Soap is the Halloween kid. This might be his favourite holiday of the year (maybe second after Christmas), and the older he got, the more elaborate his celebration became. So you shouldn't have been surprised when one day he grabbed you and dragged along to a proper farmer's market. You just followed him, as he circled around stalls filled with rich harvest, wagging his metaphorical tail, and loaded a little trolley with pumpkins - you surely weren't naive enough to expect him to just choose one, but when he struggled to balance five on top of each other, you had to pat him on his shoulder and caefully suggest that maybe five was more than enough.

You can't really tell how he managed to convince you to help him carry two more, while all thee gaps too small for pumpkins in the trolley got filled with turnips.

At home, you took one look at his sparkling blue eyes, bright asa deep loch on a cool autumn morning, and started covering the whole kitchen in newspapers and oilcloths. And judjing by the whole arsenal of tools Soap whipped out, you made the right call - you only solidified in your decision to cover the floor and windowsills when he grabbed a powerdrill. "Tae scoop all the shite from th' inside," he explained, checking the circular blade and whatever that constructional whisk was.

"Johny, love, are you sure we can't empty them the normal way-"

"Aye we can, tha's nae fun tho, right, bonnie? C'mere, Ah'll show ye."

Yeah, you certainly didn't overprepare with the covers. Everything got covered in pumpkin guts, Johnny's palms were two shades oranger and you had to tug him down to get a few strings stuck in his mohawk,

"Mm, sweet. We can make soup from the scraps," you licked the juice from your thumb, smiling a little to broadly to pretend that going ham on pumpkins with powertools wasn't fun. Johnny, wiping sweat off his forehead and panting after he took on the biggest one - a real monster - solo, grinned like an idiot in return and kissed the sweet taste off your lips.

"Aye. Or cookies. Ah'll clean up, bonnie, and ye collect the seeds, aye? Gonnae fry them too."

After you cleaned the kitchen together from the main carniage, Soap pulled a chair out for you and finally reached for some more traditional tools for the job - although you had to cower a few times when he drilled starter holes to get some work space for the blade.

Johnny was extremely protective over his designs, hiding his work from you and turning his pumpkins away, only showing you the end results with the proudest chest puff ever. They were quite detailed and drastically different from one another, but all scowly, sharp pumpkin fangs and triangle eyes - very, very spooky. When you showed him yours, with round silly eyes, he looked at it for a few moments, tilting his head to one shoulder and then the other, and finally gave his verdict.

"Very cute. Wanntae drill 'im a mouth?"

You spent the whole evening carving all the pumpkins - and the turnips had to wait for a whole another weekend before you managed to go through the giant veggie pile together. There were enough cut scraps for soup and cookies both. Your drill had an orange hue that couldn't be washed off easily.

But the look on Johnny's face, when you lit up all the candles inside them and fixed some fake cobweb he pulled out along all the other decorations, was so worth it all.

As soon as you told Gaz that you wanted to carve pumpkins together, he planted a kiss on your knuckles and grabbed his cap off the shelf to go to the store. Sure, you would've loved to choose them together, but you trusted he would bring back some nice ones - which is why you were surprised to see him with two completely different pumpkins, a small pale one and a much bigger, bright orange.

"Don't look at them like that, angel, I have an idea," you must've looked really upset with the unfair pumpkin difference, because Kyle laughed softly and pulled you into a hug, kissing your forehead and temples. "How about we make a pumpkinburster? You know, the little one clawing its way out from the big one, like in Alien? Pretty creepy, innit?"

That was damn clever, you couldn't lie. Together, you sat down with your respective pumpkins next to you, and sketched for a bit, coming to an agreement over one of the designs - Kyle promised he'll make sure the combined construction would hold together, and you chose the vibe and the way your little pumpkinburster would creep out of the deseased bigger gourd.

Kyle made sure to stock up on snacks and drinks, and put yet another movie from your horror marathon - every day since October 1st, several rounds on days off - on, preparing for your carving session. He took the big boy on himself, leaving you to work on the little guy with all the time for details you could ask for. You sat there, the tip of your tongue stuck between your teeth, going with a tiny scalpeel blade on the little scary teeth of your pumpkinburster, when suddenly the knife slipped on the juice slick covering the place you were diging into, and with a surprised gasp you cut the pad of your thumb.

"Ouch, love, wait, let me see, shush, stay still-" Kyle dropped his knife faster than you even fully realized what happened. Carefully, he grabbed your hand, wiping off pumpkin waste and quickly gathering blood, and inspected the cut with a concentrated look on his face. "Hm. I'm no medic, but I suppose your survival rates are quite high."

Earning a chuckle, he kissed your hurting thumb and then you, before getting up to fetch some better, sterile wipes and a bandaid - after some rummaging, he returned and presented you Halloween-themed bandaids.

"Saw them at the store the other day, couldn't resist, lovie. Wanna have a pumpkin one to remember what battle gave you that scar?" - "No, thank you, I'll take the one with skeletons."

Needless to say, Kyle hovered over you for the rest of the evening, making sure to watch you with all the sharp blades. Somehow, he managed to finish his "chestbursted" pumpkin too, and under your supervision he carefully combined the two, creating your gore galore.

"Do you think we can put a candle in there too?" You asked, leaning your head on his shoulder to admire your work. Chuckling in response, Gaz kissed the crown of your head and sighed dreamily.

"Of course, angel. Whatever you want."

Price took your suggestion to decorate your shared home with a carved pumpkin very seriously. You saw him going through the next few days, stopping at random times and staring into the void - and each time he responded to your concerned questions that he just got another idea for a nice pumpkin design.

Once he had enough of brainsstroming, he took you to go pumpkin shopping; grumbling all the way about how there aren't any "proper" pumpkins left, he, however, trusted your choice completely, agreeing with each and every one you pointed one to him. "Yes, love, that one would be perfect. Oh, you're right, this is even better, look at 'er, so bright... ya wanted another shape? Sure, darling, whatever ya say."

When you brought your prize home, though, everything completely changed: without as much as allowing you to cut the gourd open and take the insides out, John stole it and dragged to his woodwoking table, muttering something under his nose. You were baffled: never would you take him for a greedy pumpkin hoarder, but the truth was right there, all the creative control concentrated in his capable hands.

You waited for hours for him to come out so that you could give him a piece of your mind for cutting you off from the fun, but eventually all the outrage subsided, leaving you to worry about John - he didn't even show his nose when you called for lunch, and all you heard from his workshop area was constant tool buzzing and muffled curses.

Finally, you decided no pumpkin was worth starving himself, so you took a plate with his lunch and carefully entered the working area, immediately inhaling rich pumpkin smell.

"Love, I brought you something to eat... maybe take a little break?" Not wanting to startle him while he was working with a woodcarver, you stopped a few feet shy from his table and reached your neck to sneak a peek at his work.

The rough shape of the face his pumpkin had was terrifying. The ugliest mug you could imagine, something between a scowling smile and... and a Monster INC monster. Even half-done, it looked incredibly detailed, and judging by the amount of tools covered in orangy waste laid out, John used almost everything from his arsenal to carve it.

"Sorry, love, you said something?" Finally noticing you, he put the tool down and turned to you, blinking in confusion when you burst into laughter - how could you not, though, with his beard having te perfect orange shade, thoroughly moisturized with pumpkin juice too.

"I see you've had your lunch break already, but maybe eat something a bit more filling? The pumpkin's not gonna run away. Although it looks capable of anything. Did you have to make it that creepy?"

You leaned down to kiss John, his cheeks clearly blushing from your praise of his ablities to create the ugliest pumpkin critter possible - or from realization how he must look, since you took a napkin and tried wiping his beard clean.

"'Course, darling. How else are we going to scare all the kids away from eating our sweets?"

You were cozying up with Ghost with The Nightmare Before Christmas on - part of your attempts to convince him to wear a Jack Skellington costume - when you hummed at some of the movie background beauty and muttered: "Gotta make sure to go shopping before they buy all the nice pumpkins... wanna come with me? Choose yourself which one you want to do?"

The silence that followed was deafening enough for you to shake the mild sleepiness off and toss in Simon's lap, turning over like a sausage on a stick, tangling in the oversized hoodie (also Simon's, obviously) until you finally managed to push the hood that was obstricting your view off your face and stare at the man himself. Did you even ask out loud or did you even think the question?

"Which one I want to what?" Finally asked Simon, looking at you a little too seriously - his blond eyebrows furrowed as if you asked him a rather complicated mathematical equation, not if he wants to choose his own Halloween entertainment.

"Which one you want to carve? Like, make a Jack-o'-lantern? I thought we could just have each our own pumpkin, make them matching or something. You don't want to?" It was your turn to look confused, but you let your head fall back into his lap and looked at him with a smile. "Don't worry, I won't force you. I can just do a little one for myself."

"No." Simon finally managed a word out and found your thigh to squeeze - for moral support. He looked like he was processing the whole concept of sitting down as a family and carving Halloween decorations together, and you scanned his face, trying to guess what exactly he was thinking. "Let's do each one. But you choose 'em, lovie, I don't know shit 'bout 'em pumpkins."

You wondered if that would be his first time doing this at all or just in a really long time - so you picked up a nice, beginner-friendly, almost cartoon-perfect pumpkin for him and a slighly more lumpy for yourself. "It's got character!" defended you it when Simon looked at your yellowish monster and said it looked "more interbred than the royal family tree".

All that smugness vanished, though, once you sat him down at the kitchen table with a Halloween playlist in the background and dove head first into carving, your enthusiasm making up for the lack of technique.

Simon barely moved, constantly peeking at you and your stabbed interbred gourd. He just managed to start cutting out the circle cap in its head by the time you had already been scraping the inner walls with a spoon - you've never seen him less confident with a knife. Usually it was you who had to be extra attentive with all kinds of blades, while Simon cut anything and everything with a few efficient swipes.

Right now he looked no more capable than a toddler with a plastic knife.

"Need some help, baby?" You asked carefully, and after thirty seconds of inner turmoil, Simon responded with a defeated grunt. Chuckling, you got up, kissed the corner of his scarred lips and snuck behind him, intending to guide his hands Ghost style. Pottery might be more suited, but it still felt heartwarming to show him how to finish that top hole, leaving more or less curvy lines instead of the sharp corners he made with his cuts. "Ooh, look how bright the pulp is! Must be yummy."

You cut yourself a little piece of that bright orange sweetness - as a tax for helping him - and laughed, kissing Simon right after to share it. Then you gave him a sharpie and advised to draw his design on first. It might've been the sightly dimmed lighting in the kitchen, where you already put a few candles for the vibes, or the light reflecting off your bright pumpkins, but his ears definitely seemed quite glowy.

"Hey, no peeking! You have to make up your own face!" You covered your pumpkin from him, but Simon leaned to grumble into your ear, kissing and nibbling on it ticklishly, and seized the moment to grab your creation and turn it around.

There was a pause.

"The fock is tha', lovie." Looking at his dumbfounded face, you snorted and reached to peck him on his nose bump. You knew he'd looove seeing his skull mask recreated in a pumpkin with your less than finesse artistic additions.

"That's my Ghostunkin. You like him? You should, he's your twin!"

"Oi, c'mere ya little shit!"

[randomwriteronline]

I'd like to ask your thoughts on your Foster Parent AU, please!

(scuttling towards you at the speed of sound) WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT PARENTAL LOVE AND THE HORRORS

OK so. i. do not remember how this came to me BUT i am half certain it was due to my "the turaga are the mata's parental figures whom they love dearly and are loved by and artakha has lost the custody battle So Severely that he can see them once every two months" view of their relationship (which i have exaggerated in that description for comical effect) and then bloodborne got involved in it bc im watching a blindrun of it

this resulted in what was at first a Superpowered Teens AU becoming a Parenthood And Other Horrors AU. sort of. my thoughts about it are still unfortunately vague and the more i write it down the more incomprehensible it becomes BUT take this mess

Very simply put: six parentless teens, separated from birth but vaguely aware of having five siblings somewhere out there, are serendipitously handed over to six very loving foster parents who all happen to be friends and like to hang out.

except its not a coincidence, their instinctual knowledge of one another's existence is not just a gut feeling, their guardians are very aware of everything thats actually going on but wont say anything, a weird man claiming paternity of them keeps showing up and very aggressively demanding they be handed over to him, and they are not human.

So anyways!

the relationships between the turaga and the mata are the Big Focus for the chunk of story thats like Normal bc. i love them. ofc

Whenua and Onua hit it off immediately despite Whenua being the one whos the most tense abt this whole situation of Taking A Teen In His House - this is partially thanks to the fact that he has a business handling and selling bugs and especially worms and Onua loves being in the fucking dirt as much as possible, so they go on nice hikes collecting crawlies of all sorts and having a fun time bonding over their shared love for beasts that live in the ground. Onua used to get yelled at for being always dirty so hes having a blast with his foster dad who starts shaking and hooting in excitement when his incredibly autistic teen son pulls an entire mole out of the ground and proudly shows it to him so he can identify it properly. Onua has a small pocket that is always SQUIRMING with worms and he hands one over to each of his siblings when he meets them for the first time to... varying reactions (mostly baffled polite disgust, tho Lewa falls in love and decides thats his new pet)

on the completely opposite end of the spectrum, Tahu fucking HATES Vakama at first. he has a reputation for running away to "find his siblings" (nobody believed him) and this old man is NOT going to stop him. as in he literally isnt. Tahu glares daggers at him on the drive home and tells him hell disappear as soon as he can and Vakama deadpan goes alright, can i at least get you a tent first. can i get you a sleeping bag first. can i get you a portable stove first. can i teach you valuable working and cooking skills so you can find a way to keep yourself alive and indipendent first. and he manages to keep Tahu around by legit just preparing him for living alone when he inevitably runs off - which he ends up not doing bc of All That and also Vakama has a FORGE in his HOUSE and Tahu loves fire so much and also hes actually a very cool dad but hes embarrassed to tell him bc he was so mean to him at first. Vakama gets him into glass blowing (so he doesnt try to put his whole hand in the furnace) and he is so so proud of his lil crafts. Tahu gives him a necklace with beads he made and you bet your ass that old man is keeping it on 24/7

Gali has been on her best behaviour for all 15 years of her life and she has so much Insane Wrath in her that shes desperate to keep inside. ofc Nokama (a very mellow linguist who likes to lay on the beach for five hours in her time off) decides its time to teach her the most insane martial arts combination possible and let her go to town on a training dummy until shes about to rip the stuffing out of it until she feels better. then they can do a bit of meditation and go down for her surfing lessons :) Gali was. deeply confused the first time around but Nokama was just like "sweetheart you need that. trust me i do it every saturday its a good way to get the pent up rage down. but do actually talk to me abt whats upsetting you also so i can lend you a hand if i can. that helps too" and wouldnt you know it She Was Right! and Nokama is like so smart and also so stupid and its SO GOOD to be able to tell her "thats a dumb idea" and not immediately get told to shut up. in the course of two weeks and a half Gali's shoulders and jaw finally unclench and shes bitching about school and whatnot and theyre telling each other stupid crass jokes and shes just so happy. thank you mom :) (not pictured is Nokama trying her hardest not to burst into tears bc oH MY GOD IM MOM NOW...... IW ILL PROTECT HER W MY LIFE)

Onewa got handed over this incredibly anxious people pleasing kid who crosses his legs weird to keep them from bouncing and hes like ah..... this one is NOT a sculptor. so he puts off the mallet for a while and tries to see which ball sport he likes the most before letting him loose doing soccer trickshots in the yard for about four hours while hes filing down some rocks into shape. Pohatu then runs twelve laps around the house, passes out, wakes up, runs twenty more laps, eats like a horse, passes out on the couch. thus begins Onewa's quest to get him enough enrichment everyday, which is actually pretty fun and also good for his posture now that he has to Stand Up and Go Places. it takes longer to get Pohatu to act completely genuinely around him bc hes used to some of his snarkier jokes getting him left alone or reprimanded so hes always walking on eggshells, but luckily for him Onewa has No Such Problems and will tell anybody to fuck off and snark back at him playfully and generally just make him feel a lil easier abt being mean. its also very fun to get yelled at by him when racing him bc he gets winded after five meters. Pohatu is still polite but by god if Onewa's influence isnt turning him into a lil bit of a bastard. and we love him for it

Kopaka and Nuju's first interaction was not talking for an entire day and then, at breakfast, Kopaka asking him "are you deaf?" and Nuju replying "are you?" and those were the first words they ever said to each other. and they continued to keep this pattern of minimal conversation for like three months. possibly longer. Nuju is trying very, very hard to remain detached for Reasons and i can tell you already that he is failing. he is respecting Kopaka's space n interests n introducing him as his "flatmate" instead of foster son bc Kopaka is refusing to call him dad at first, but he is NOT saving himself from getting deathly attached to this edgelord. He Is Not. he got Kopaka into photography by handing him a professional digital camera and telling him to do some nice shots so he can print them later if he wants, and Kopaka did just that and turned out to be VERY good at it. now if you look at the walls theyre covered in his photos. Nuju the unflinching astronomer never comments on them but prints them out all fancy and gets them in frames and all. he has set them up as his wallpaper on All Digital Devices. they Do Not talk about this. Kopaka is very flustered about it actually. not that hell say it of course, theyre the same in that regard lmao

Lewa on the other hand starts calling Matau dad after roughly two hours. he has Imprinted On Him and dad has Wholly Accepted That. it helps that the kid is as chaotic as him and loves to listen to him tell him abt his old days as a stuntman while hes custom modding motors and bikes. he very quickly realizes, however, that Lewa needs to be in his natural habitat aka At The Skatepark or he will start peeling the paint off the walls with his bare fucking nails so he puts a pair of rollerskates on that beast (plus protective gear) and unleashes him upon some unsuspecting ramps. he treats his practice like its the olympics. im talking full commentary, arbitrarily pitting him against random kids, and screamed cheering that scares off several smaller children and gets him ugly looks from the other parents. Lewa is soaking in that attention like its a hot bath, hes having the time of his life. Matau is also... surprisingly? good? at making him feel safe? Lewa has vivid night terrors and Matau knows how to ease him back down from the fear and panic without being silly or dismissive about it either. like hell lay down with him if it can help even tho Lewa is techically too old for that by now and just not. make a fuss of it

so anyways things settle into normality, the kids meet each other via their foster parents bein very close pals and become friends, theyre hanging out, weird elemental stuff happens sometimes but its so minimal they dont even notice it really (the turaga do, and theyre monitoring that closely)

and then Artakha shows up.

and Artakha's mere existence ANYWHERE in the kids' sorroundings is enough to make the turaga incredibly on edge and territorial. which in turn, together with Artakha claiming ownership over them, clues the mata in that something is going on and that it is not normal at all.

Artakha is. oh boy. he is certainly A Guy. he is incredibly cold, unfeeling, relentless in his insistence that the kids come with him. his skin is excessively smooth and his movements feel calculated in a way that is hard to describe. his hands are always cold. he seems to be a scientist of sorts, or at least he dresses in a way that reminds of a stereotypical scientist. he does not refer to the mata as his children or as people in general, but he claims to have made them and as such demands custody. he never touches them, but being near him stirs something confusing in them. he instigates a visceral reaction from the turaga that makes them almost literally bark at him by simply being in their line of sight. its so bad that their worry and discomfort is literally physical and they will sometimes puke or get a fever during or after an interaction with him. its like he activates some kind of lizard brain response from them.

he puts so much pressure on the kids that the previously dismissable element-related strangeness ramps up in intensity together with weird dissociative episodes to the point its genuinely getting scary.

Tahu steps into the spent furnace and immediately ignites a flame. Onua tries to bury himself and almost digs through a sewage tube. Gali falls off her surboard and does not resurface for half an hour. Pohatu clips through a block of marble and has to be carved out of it. Lewa leaps off during a grind and he just disappears into thin air.

Kopaka becomes snow.

One night Nuju feels a sudden cold wind coming from inside the house and runs straight into Kopaka's bedroom praying it hasnt happened and find only a small tornado of snow violently tearing the place apart. hes despairing over losing his boy when he notices something that looks like a hand trying to reach out to him - so he grabs it and pulls as hard as he can, and the hand slowly grows an arm and an elbow and a forearm and hes yanking as hard as he can until he finally rips Kopaka out of the snow and falls to the ground with him. he hugs him as tight as he can and tells him how wonderful hes been, fighting back like that. then he notices, to his horror, that Kopaka has gone into cardiac arrest.

in five different households the mata instantly know something has happened. they dont know what, but they know its bad.

minutes after Gali tells her this, Nokama gets a call from Nuju. she drives herself and her daughter to the hospital to find her friend bawling his eyes out about his boy, his little boy, trying to tell her how it happened and how he almost killed him and while Nokama is trying to calm him and call the other turaga Gali sneaks off to see Kopaka, who is stable but catatonic. as the turaga arrive with the mata in tow, the latter all gather around their brother: touching him seems to let him live through them (or is it the other way around?) and he begins getting out of his vegetative state while they move him around and speak his thoughts as though they were him

which is. you know. Not Normal

so this extremely unnatural situation (and Nuju holding Kopaka and kissing his face like his life depends on it and let me fucking tell you It Just Might) is the perfect time to talk about WHAT in the FUCK any of this is about. you know. just in case all this happens again.

as it turns out, Artakha IS a scientist and he DID make the mata. the reason behind this is still unknown to the turaga, who know him as they were previous test subjects of his for the same project who managed to escape after essentially being sequestered - the main difference being that they were humans who underwent the side-effects of what he claimed to be a "vaccine" of sorts, whereas the mata were physically created in a laboratory and are something else. their bets were on very advanced robots, since the facility they were in did have some robot-making stuff. going back to the turaga, whatever the vaccine was had meant to elevate them in some sense or other; what it did was, effectively, giving them the ability to undergo a very painful transformation when encountering specific triggers. this also led to more or less useful sidepowers, like the ability to understand a "star language" and in Vakama's case getting The Visions! You Know The Ones. these two combined clued them in on the creation of the mata, and they decided that they would NOT have allowed Artakha and his buddy* to pull some shit on what the stars essentially described as newborn children. their plan was to break into their facility again and steal the babies and maybe raise them?? try to???? that seemed to be the plan in the stars?????? but effectively they. uh. Dont Know What Happened. they just collectively woke up with the knowledge that the kids were dropped off to the fostering/adoption system. between them making a plan to go get them and After there is a giant black hole and they have been desperately trying to find them again for fifteen years to try and give them a normal life away from everything as like. an apology for being born in such terrible circumstances

*wait Artakha has a buddy? yes! apparently! its hard to explain. there was certainly a second person, but the turaga never saw them properly. its possible they were one of the triggers that caused the transformation, as their memories get muddled if not just ripped away from their minds while transformed

from here to the next part of the story there is a gap of plot that i Do not exactly have in mind. the mata definitely experience the same thing as Kopaka, becoming their element and needing to be physically taken out of it before they are lost completely in it. Artakha might actively trigger this a few times, for example with Lewa (who kicks his ass as a result) and generally becomes much more aggressive in his pursuit of the kids while the turaga do their best to keep him at bay

AND THEN ITS FACILITY TIME. i do NOT know how they get there i just know they DO and the HORRORS are coming

first of all: the place is effectively some kind of very powerful observatory around which some insane sci fi bullshit was built. here the mata and turaga find themselves pursued by Artakha as well as his buddy - an enigmatic woman named Velika who observes them through the cameras and eventually corners them in a specific area of the facility

before that, the power briefly goes out due to the kids trying to make Artakha lose their tracks. during this time, Gali finds a locked door filled with medical equipment meant to keep someone alive through a coma. the room is covered in dust, very quiet, and there is a bed in the middle of it. someone is clearly on it. when the lights come back up the machines restart and she is able to see the state of the body on the bed just as a monitor loudly announces a flatlining. it is not shown, but baby you can bet that it is Not Pretty.

This, as they will find out later, is Karzhani.

who is a researcher who once partnered with Velika and was then replaced by Artakha.

Velika and Karzhani had different fields of expertise, essentially having an equal split between studies of the mind (Velika) and the body (Karzhani). while running completely different tests they had by complete chance made tentative contact with some kind of ineffable thing which they dubbed "the great spirit": this mostly unilateral relationship (as the great spirit showed very little responsiveness at their probing, providing them what they asked in an incomplete way and rather distractedly) very quickly consumed them, and from curiosity they slowly developed completely different obsessions. Velika remained focused on the strange creature and her studies, growing an unhealthy desire to bring the great spirit down to dissect its brain as she slowly stopped viewing living beings as sapient and began seeing them more as a series of increasingly more complex puzzles for her to crack; Karzhani, who instead had been heartbroken by his inability to have children, began obsessing over the concept of fatherhood and the possibility of creating his own offspring from scratch through the energy and materials they were picking up from the contact with the great spirit. These obsessions coincide in a singular project when it turns out that, in order to bring the great spirit to them, they need a number of sentient minds made with the aformentioned materials to "open the sky" beforehand - hence the idea to create the mata

Velika and Karzhani were on amiable if somewhat apathetic terms before getting their brains boggled by Knowledge Beyond Human Comprehension, but afterwards Karzhanis obsession with parenthood got so bad that he sort of deluded himself into believing Velika was going along with his fantasy of becoming parents and started talking about her like she was his wife who was 100% into his goal, which gave Velika INCREDIBLY BAD VIBES so she decided to replace him. by essentially putting him in a coma, extracting his consciousness, altering it to fit HER goals, placing it in a robot body which shed convinced him to make (bc she cant make bodies, thats his deal) and just leaving the real Karzhani to rot in a vegetative state as like a side experiment. bc as mentioned. she wasnt exactly sane either.

the result of All That is Artakha! who is incredibly despondent to and barely tolerates Velika since she regards him as another side experiment instead of a properly sentient if artificial being. he is essentially a refined version of Karzhani, though Velika was unable to eliminate his possessiveness towards the mata - which was useful to find them but becomes a problem when he refuses to let her use them for her alien contact attempt

so she brutally kills him by disabling his bodily autonomy and throwing him in a shredder as he screams in morse code for help

Livestreamed for the kids and turaga to see!

Because She Is Totally Normal

and speaking of unnecessary cruelty she decides that shes too lazy to trap the mata and go get them herself, so she triggers the turagas transformation to use them as guard dogs fetching her the kids <3

slight problem in her plan being that the turaga get so stressed about this that they manage to slow down the process enough to throw their children to safety aka as far away from them as possible and give them at least some instructions on how to deal with them from their own experience and what little memories dont get blotted out by the transformation. once theyre fully gone tho they are Terrifying As Hell Beasts and start hounding the children like starving bears while the poor things scuttle away into the ventilation and Velika watches the whole thing with great interest

during this escape Lewa ends up finding their seventh "sibling" - that being Tren Krom, made entirely from cosmic material and technically not yet born as he is a failed first attempt by Karzhani to make a child. hes the one whos been pestering Lewa with all those fucking night terrors like a git in the attempt of getting him to find him and let him just stop existing in peace bc hes tired of this not-life not-death situation hes in

hes the most aware of everything thats going on due to being such a simple organism that the cosmic knowledge doesnt faze him. he reveals to him Velikas plan of getting the great spirit in this realm, as well as the fact that the great spirit itself does Not have a body and will have to inhabit one, possibly that of one of the mata (Lewa Will Remember That). before Lewa shuts his containment down and lets him drift to sleep Tren Krom also tells him that Karzhani would have been a terrible father for them, and it was for the best that the turaga got them out of there and still tried to give them a normal life despite everything going to shit so quickly even years after theyd last seen them as itty bitty beasties

speaking of the turaga, they DO each corner their respective mata eventually, bc theyre big terrifying monsters and those are highly stressed teens panicking as they try to scramble away, and they DO NOT HURT THEM nor bring them back to Velika bc that idiot did not account for THE MOM/DAD INSTICT. YES THE HORRORS ARE INEFFABLE BUT SO IS PARENTAL LOVE BITCH.

Velika, loading a gun: ah dangit, they were such a fun experiment

SHE DOES NOT KILL THEM DONT WORRY but she does knock them out and wound them enough to incapacitate them so she can actually get her hands on the kids and drag them into her Fucked Up God-Calling Contraption

she fires it up, the kids almost get atomized by it for a moment as their elemental part gets almost torn out of them...

aand then. it.

doesnt do anything.

the whole process goes through successfully and then everything stops, and the kids are catching their breath but still alive, and nothing happens. to say Velika is anything less than fucking pissed would be an understatement.

her up until now eerily cheerful demeanor drops. she starts checking her machinery and data trying to understand what went wrong, and all she gets back is that, technically, everything went perfectly fine. she turns to the kids who are still horrendously weak, shaking them and yanking them and demanding an explanation because it HAS to be something THEY did that caused this (she is only partially right*). shes pacing angrily everywhere. what the HELL did you do. WHERE is the god i wanted to dissect. im going to kill you. you damn kids. and why am i cold all of a sudden. (puts hands on her neck) wait wheres my pulse. (checks properly) holy shit i have no pulse.

she then spends about. i dont know. ten minutes? slowly going insane as she loses control of her body piece by piece. she reverts to a giddy scientist except now shes very audibly panicked about the situation, and loudly dictates the description of her demise to her computer as if it was another experiment. she ends up almost completely paralyzed on the floor snarling orders at the mata to come pick her back up until she finally stops breathing and hushes completely

and then her voice rises again. but its not her

*because in the brief moment while the mata were closest to getting Fucking Spaghettified, their supernatural bond shared the info Lewa had learned from Tren Krom and managed to contact the great spirit as he started looking for a body to inhabit in order to come visit, directing him to Velika instead of any of them :)

they didnt fuckin know that would have KILLED HER bc the great spirit DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO USE A BODY and Velika was VERY MUCH UNAWARE IT WAS THERE so to stop her from hogging the controls it just SLOWLY SHUT DOWN ALL ORGANS

so this cosmic entity is just There, On The Ground, calling for them through Velikas mouth without moving it bc as mentioned it does NOT know how to use a body. it knows theyre there bc they called it but it doesnt know how to move its eyes so he has no clue where they are but he wants to see em :( its been a while since its seen those six stars and it was so happy to hear their voices again so it was really looking forward to seeing them :(

except the second it sees them (when they manage to get up bc theyre. struggling) the cosmic horror experiences the Cosmic Horror right back! because it Does Not Have a body, and it hasnt seen any body, ever, and all this skin and flesh and bones and hair and stuff is SO absolutely nightmarish that not only does it not recognize the kids, as they are humans, but it also just leaves back for whatever recess of space it came from in no time. all this fucking unethical as hell work and descents into madness and then those two/three idiot scientists didnt even realize their alien mightve had this bad of a culture shock and felt compelled to get out in less than two minutes. fuckin hell.

the kids sort of let everything sink in very quickly. because goddamn that was a lot. and then they remember OH NO OUR PARENTS and hurl themselves back to the turaga to make sure theyre alright bc theyve had enough trauma already for today theyd rather their guardians be alive and possibly not big terrifying monsters anymore

theyre alright :) they get to hug their kiddos tight

and then i guess they all go to the Fucking HOSPITAL and as soon as theyre all safe and sound and fine they can take a fucking break

and that is. an absolute clusterfuck of an au dhgjsgdgkf

it sounded better in my head. damn

anyways take this hellish thing hope you find SOMETHING of value in it bc im slowly clipping through the wall thinking about it

[oddball-artz]

OMG YOU HAVE SPOONS!!!!!! YIPPIE!!!! (probably bc you got a good night's sleep)

And if you know me at all, be prepared for the sea of questions>:]

1) Go into detail about Dalia and Sabrina and their family in the second Gen au. Any Hcs or stuff?

2) Nyx and his relationship with his family.

3) (idk if it was onyx or nyx who had the ED, I forgor their names are so similar).Go into detail Abt thier ED, tho.

4) For the love of God drop Hcs till I die, I don't care for who, I just NEED them.

And, if you have spoons don't be afraid to look in your inbox for any other asks I may have sent/nf (bc both me and you forget about the asks tbh)

And as always, ily platonically, man :333

It is not the sleep, I don't need sleep, idk what it was if it wasn't the sleep, but im not being proven wrong /j

I've only got a couple, and they're pretty Dalia centric, but you can have em

Dalia picked up a bunch of tips and tricks for dealing with kids both from helping raise her siblings and from treating kids as a nurse, uses them all the time, her personal favorite thay she's picked up is doubling bedsheets when kids are sick so that if they get dirty you can just take it off and make it a later problem while you comfort said sick child. Dalia is also very sentimental as a parent, cries at every ceremony and graduation. Sometimes she'll say something that sounds like her mother and she goes quiet for a while after that. I have a feeling that Sabrina and Dalia's house tends to be the designated 'safe house' for Vee and Jasper's friends. Dalia's actually kind of happy about this, in her mind it's confirmation that she's not her mother. (This may or may not be based on the fact that my house irl is the safehouse). All I have rn, sorry

Next up Nyx, my boy. He feels like a walking second place trophy compared to all his siblings. Brushes it off in an Rottmnt Leo sort of way, through humor and a facade of confidence. Desperately wants anyone to be proud of him. Takes his little siblings out crimeing™️ together sometimes, and is like the number one supporter of their shenanigans. Let's them steal his shit, as long as they don't get caught(bc he taught them better than that). The only thing he'd put up a fight against having stolen is his binder, but that's about it.

Oh and Onyx is the one with an ED, she has anorexia specifically. It started with her just trying to lose weight, she's fairly light, but her frame is wide, so she didn't see any results and things got drastic from there, especially when people started making fun of her for her body. She's super sensitive to comments about her body, and the bullying just made it so much worse. She hates looking at herself, in mirrors, in pictures, anything. It's like her eyes pick out the flaws every time and she can't stand it. So she's trying to 'fix' herself, much to the worry of the people around her. She eats in the dream bubbles, but that's only because she knows that it isn't real. Harlow noticed this and has started sneaking food into the dream bubbles just so Onyx eats for once. Onyx still hasn't caught onto this.

And various hcs about the sillies

Onyx spins her drumsticks between her fingers when she's bored, she can do it really fast too

Nyx's hoodie he wears in his sprite is his dysphoria hoodie

Gray has a lot of little interests she keeps hidden. They tend to be niche and geeky, so she hides them to protect her image

Nyx can project his voice loud enough to yell over the band

Onyx is only ever quiet when she's flustered or thinking about somthing, other than that there's usually at least a dull chatter coming from her

Onyx is very physically affectionate, she straight up tackle hugs people.

Gray was a pageant kid,and his parents were very competitive about it. They still have all their sashes from it too

Onyx doesn't fight for herself, but if you say something bad about someone she cares about that's when she starts a fight. Starting fights like that is what got her thrown through a window that one time

Onyx is the one who started calling Alison peepaw, and it just stuck after that

When Alison sleeps she doesn't snore, she shuffles through radio channels under her breath, kind of like sleeptalking

Speaking of Alison, he's insecure about the radio affect his voice has

Alison is very protective of the kids she's 'adopted' (usually underclassmen, but they've also taken most of the radio class under their wing)

[onlyjaeyun]

hello zadie angel!!! i had finals this week<//3 but they r over so i just read all the chapters u posted and baby do i have things to say‼️‼️

first of all TARO😭😭😭💞💞💞💞 my baby sweetie lovely angel pookie bear he is my everything im gonna scream and cry i love him so much. so. much. Sorry. I hope we see more of him. unless he gets hurt )): then i don’t )):

CH!JAEM GETTING BEAT UP⁉️⁉️⁉️ BY THEEEEE HOONIE⁉️⁉️⁉️ THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IS CRAZYYYYYY WE LOVE TO SEE IT !!!!! hes not gonna admit to it anytime soon but that was so so hot of him i’m foaming at the mouth i wish we had a scene of that

also FUMA🥰🥰how did u know abt my parasocial situationship with him. don’t make him a bad guy pretty pretty please i’m barely over strictly business jiwoong he is so hot i love him cant wait for the internal battle between hoon’s proud brain and jealous heart over yn and fuma<333

the last chapter tho…….i know u said there would be fist fuckinf but idk for some reason it didnt hit until i was well into the chapter and like Wow that changed the trajectory of my life drastically how could u do this to me they need to kiss ASAP!!!

and ik im not original for saying this but HEE AND TSUKI😭😭💞💞💞 i love how u always add a side couple and EAT every time‼️‼️

ANYWAY !! as always u have exceeded all expectations yet again i’m so so so excited to see how everything goes <333

HI BABY!!!! congrats on finishing finals weeks i really hope you reveive the results you worked so hard for and finally get some time to rest and enjoy yourself 🥺🤍

i love how much you guys love taro's appearance bc i am so happy about adding him to the character list and dw, baby's not gonna get hurt in any way i could never do that to my pooh bear 🥺

so glad to know you enjoyed the recent chapters baby and i can say that he will come to a certain realization very soon so 🤭 fingers crossed its what we're all hoping for 🤥

aaah and dont worry, fuma's not gonna be a bad guy at all!!!!! he's gonna be the cutest ever and ik y'all will go "fuck hoonie imma take fuma" bc jaems gonna be the only bad guy in this smau so no worries!💞

always so grateful that you guys love my side couples so much, ngl was a little nervous about introducing tsuki and hee but ive been giggling about y'all's reactions all day so thank you so much!🥺

sending you the biggest kiss my love, thank you for this you really made my day and i love you so much 🥺🥺🥺🤍🫧

[thatbitchsimone]

How do you think you gain confidence? I was always that girl growing up that just didn't even know the concept of self-respect... </3

this is such a hard question that i really wish i had an answer for but tbh i dont really know how i gained my confidence bc its something that slowly developed and grew over time and i honestly dont know how i achieved it. my first guess is that my mom (and my dad tbh but i think my mom was more impactful since we r both women u know) instilled it in me from a very young age and that gave me a bit of a headstart in a way. i have been very insecure earlier tho like in my early teens i was very insecure about my looks but when i was about 16-17 i was starting to get more confident but that confidence wasnt even rooted in my looks it was more from my personality and me learning that ppl are very drawn to me just from my energy bc i do have a strong presence and once i leaned into that i found out that im very charming and naturally charismatic (idk if its genetic or just a result of my upbringing and my parents parenting style bc my brother has this too) and i think thats what lead me to also appreciate how i look bc i started liking and feel proud of who i am and my face and body is part of who i am.

i feel like ppl reading this will assume im especially physically beautiful or whatever but i think the interesting thing about this is that im actually not. like my physical features are kinda mid. like my features arent striking. im very girl next door facially. attractive but not head turningly so, just regular attractive. nothing special at all when u really boil it down to just my physical looks/face. what makes me stand out to a lot of ppl is the way i carry myself. the confidence in my walk, the look in my eye, my overall presence and the vibe about me etc. im more intrigueing than i am physically beautiful. idk how to explain it. all i can say is that just simply looking or appearing confident ascends physical looks and i know this from experience.

so anyways my confidence runs way deeper than just surface level/looks. i just appreciate and work with what i have. i dont aspire to be on the same level as models and celebrities bc i dont feel the need to be the prettiest girl in the room or look like an instagram model bc im very happy with who i am and when i look at myself in the mirror i do think im beautiful like just in my own personal opinion. i just love myself idk i just love her shes my baby im my baby

[jillaxkalangg]

8, 24, 25, 36, 39, 40 :)

(8) Talk about the thing you are most proud of

i answered this already hehe

(24) Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot

i remember the day of nov 2023 cele results were released. my name wasn't on the list and the first person i cried to was my sister. nagsabi ako sa kanya how tired i was and how disappointed i was with myself because of that. and she said that she believes that i am meant for bigger things that's why hindi pa binibigay yung mga bagay na gusto ko. it feels like God is preparing me for greater things, bigger than i asked and prayed for. from that day, i always believe that i meant for something bigger, bigger than what i wanted

(25) Talk about an ex-bestfriend

i can't call her an ex-bestfriend kasi we're still friends naman haha but she was my one of my closest friends during junior high school. let's just say that we outgrew each other. after jhs, i went to other univ for senior high while she stopped kasi they'll migrate to australia the same year. at first, palagi kami naguusap, vcs and chat ganon, we keep on updating each other with one's ganap until she didn't reply anymore and i'm too busy to reach out. yung dating every day messages, nawala na until bati na lang every birthday and holidays na lang. until one time i had a dream and she was there, medyo iffy ako kaya i messaged her and we talked again. i told her i felt guilty kasi i didn't reach out but she understand that we are now completely living in two different country and it happens. we are now okay and i am happy to see her enjoying her life in aus! we also met last 2023 :)

(36) Talk about your guilty pleasures

i enjoy watching tarot card reading tapos maniniwala na para sakin ang reading na yon hahahaha ang delulu lang! plus doomscrolling on tiktok 🙂‍↕️ something i'm not proud of but hey its super entertaining hahahahaha

(39) Talk about you things wish you'd known earlier

i hope i realized sooner that things will turn out just fine and i don't need to rush things!!! i need to chill because good things always happen to those who wait <3

i always rush things kasi feeling ko palagi na naiiwan at nahuhuli ako when i'm not and i'm just on the right track of my life. i keep on hating myself for being left behind hehe and i keep on self sabotaging because of that. i can't enjoy the present because of feeling na lahat sila nasa finish line na pero ako wala pa sa gitna, gets nyo ba haha. so to my 23-year old self, im sorry you have to feel that way and i'm trying to enjoy the present moment

(40) Talk about the end of something in your life

oh.. it's the fun of being a fangirl during pandemic years :( i have always loved being a fangirl! yung giddy feeling whenever your ult group updates or comeback season! kahit yung interactions between mga fans din, talking about the same love we have for our idols 🥹 the excitement kapag may lapag and the kilig kapag may posts sila and of course, the album unboxing and pulling out the photocards??? its a chefs kiss experience!!! i love how i feel so loved by my ult group back then AAAAAH good old days :( but it all died down when Mashiho left Treasure. literal na a part of me died too, as an oa??? hahahahaha but bigla nawala sparks ng fangirling sakin. sure i still listen to them but hindi na ko nag aabang sa mga posts nila or what, parang instantly nawalan ako ng gana (thankfully seventeen saved me from the sadness) and i stopped listening to them for almost a year :) that's how affected i am

but i still support and listen to their songs kasi they are such a great performers! i love them still pero di ko na kaya maging active kasi i still feel sad whenever i think of my og boys haha tho i'm happy for their growth and how they grew so much from being a rookie last 2020. i outgrew them but i still love and adore them, and they will always be part of my youth

hi! sorry very late na to kasi i need energy to yap and compose these chikas hahaha thank u bb!!! happy holidays ✨

[im-supernova]

trans youth is confusing as fuuuuuck

Recently a friend (who is a transboy) asked me to participate in his fim class project about being transmasculine. He said "so, are you transmasc?" and i was stumped by this question, because, like, am I?

I consider myself to be nonbinary, and I'd say I float between agender and genderqueer. Altho I use all pronouns, He and They are the ones I like the most. I present very feminine, expecially because my parents would never accept me, and also I live in Brazil, and here it is not safe to be trans (lets be honest, it isnt safe to be trans anywhere). But it feels wierd. I'm out to all of my friends, my boyfriend, all of the internet but I cant tell my parents, my teachers or some of the people in my class. It also creates wierd situations, where my friends and I will be talking to someone who doesnt know I'm trans, and that person is the only one in the conversation not calling me by my prefered name.

I'm confused, and angry and sad. I want to scream about who I am, what I have acomplished and what I want to become, but also, I dont think I have the courage to do so. Trying to please everyone, expecially my family, has made it so that I hide a very important part of myself, and as a result of that, I'm more distant and depressed.

I don't think I'm transmasculine, I think I'm just me. And want to be so proud of myself, and that is so hard. Nothing needs to be carved in stone, but for now I want to say to the World

IM FUCKING QUEER, AND THATS JUST FINE. IF IT DOESN'T PLEASE YOU, THATS YOUR PROBLEM!

Not easy to do so, tho.

I'm so very glad that I have my friends, who love and support me, who cry and dance with me, because they make me happy. I love being gay around other gay people.

Thank you so much if you have read this. Remember to love (yourself and others) loudly, because not everyone has the priviledge to do so.

[starseungs]

i never thought that you'd say that to me and literally i am crying while reading it as i listen to a kdrama ost... it made me more emotional 😔

thank you for this cielle. it warms my heart to know that you admire me as a writer in this shitty app. to be honest i have some thoughts of leaving this for good but it keeps me coming back and i'm glad that i'm still here and be able to write a lot more. i also appreciate the fact that my works helped you get through and inspired you to write even tho i thought they're just results of my delusions and stupidity HAHAHA but yeah, don't mind about how i think towards my work, what matters are the words that came from you 💖 having me? as a standard 😳 i never felt so happy tho 😔 you're saying a lot of great things about me and now i'm motivated to pursue my writing career here 😤 so, thank you again, cielle.

you just made my day by saying this and i'm glad i came by on your asks, asking how have you been. and i just want to let you know that i appreciate you and i'm so proud of you!!

these tears will dry soon hehehe but yeah, i will be always here for you <33 and i hope you're doing well too!

osige mag iyakan nalang tayo dito HAHAHAHA but im glad i made you feel the love you deserve for your works tonight <3 this app really is shitty but the people here are so great i cant leave either (and the works are divine even if i have to fight my way through the mess of an algorithm 💀)

thank you for being proud of me and always remember im also very proud of you !! 🥹💓

ps. in my mind u kinda remind me of seungmin so im now wondering if ever i get a chance to talk to him like this would it go the same way? HAHAHAHAHA i know on my side it would cause i like expressing my love and would probably smother him in compliments even though i know he likes constructive feedback more- im so sorry seungs 😓

[actualbird]

rambles about relatively old tot promo materials because the early stuff is a treasure trove of fun

wc: 796

artem wing: HUH? HIS PAST????

introductory character profile. posted on the official tot website on April 19, 2021

okay so everything in here tracks and im not surprised about that EXCEPT FOR the last line in here "No one can even begin to imagine the kind of past he bears..." THAT has me tilting my head cuz

artem (followed in second place by marius, imo) has the least Dark/Mysterious Backstory. i love artem to bits but his backstory thus far is Lonely Childhood And Vague Emotional Neglect + Neil Disappearance. WHICH IS IMPORTANT AND EMOTIONALLY DRIVING FOR ARTEM AS A CHARACTER, MAKE NO MISTAKE. but the way that last line is worded makes it sound VERY DRAMATIC. while i was waiting for the game's release and i read this way back when i was like oooOOOOOHHH WHAT JUICY BACKSTORY DEETS IS ARTEM HIDING

loneliness, is the answer so far

tho i my interest will be Thoroughly Piqued if theres gonna be more to come, especially with neil cuz thats the juiciest bit of his backstory rn. until then, im like hUH?? cuz like, not even vyn or luke's character profile had This Much Drama irt to backstory. luke's doesnt even MENTION anything alluding to backstory.

hyv, unleash the forbidden artem past, if any. i will EAT IT UP

-

marius von hagen: where did you get these statistics, sir?

part of the Special Riddle series. posted on official tot twitter on July 21, 2021

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THAT PERSONALITY TEST RESULT KJSBFKJAKSFJA. i kno the percentages are to allude to the riddle's answer (context: this pic was part of a series of riddle images that teased things like character pv release and global release date) but also omg

first off: mARIUS VON HAGEN WITH 0% YEARNING?? I MUST LAUGH. this is the dude who became a sad whiny kitten after mc didnt text him for a few hours. his yearning is 100%

second off: what kind of personality test measures Cuteness, Mischief, Yearning, Keenness, and [REDACTED]? this is a fascinating set of traits to measure, idc about the MBTI anymore i wanna take the test for CMYK?

for my personal entertainment purposes, i assume he got these results from a uquiz where he had to pick thru song lyrics

-

vyn richter: look at him

part of the Rule Of Stellis' Law series. posted on official tot twitter on July 12, 2021

i dont actually have anything to say here i just think he looks adorable hes literally like

-u-

so i want u to look at him

-

luke pearce: dude, what kind of cases do u take????

introductory...location/business descriptions? posted on tot official twitter on April 25, 2021

"The clients who visit and the cases that they bring can be a little...out there" omg what does that Mean

actually wracking my brain for cases luke takes thru his PI agency makes me realize, huh, we actually havent seen much of them so far. it's only

Penny's Comfort Food case from main story 1

case that needed him to go undercover at a gala to collect info from SSR Alluring Gaze

case that needed him to Look For A Thing in SR Inner Sanctum

misc cases we didnt get much deets about that he solved in the span of MIXING A SINGLE DRINK back when he was a bartender, mentioned in SR Star in The Palm

(at first i thought, oh theres also SSR Perfect Partner! but then i remembered that wasnt officially a case brought to him that was just him and mc being a little nosy cuz they believe in LOVE which is v sweet but out of the scope of this list kBKSJFKFBKSDJ)

none of these strike as particularly Out There so i can only speculate that outside of card stories and personal stories, luke is going on cases that are Truly Bizarre cuz hes an overachiever and very (granted, rightfully) proud of his skill as an investigator. like a robbery and the only piece of evidence is an apple peel, or an odd case of identity fraud that involves many coincedences, or the class tortoise has been kidnapped, detective pearce, YOU HAVE TO FIND SHELLY!!!!! luke ends up taking a call from mc one day when hes on a case and hes like

luke: yooo!

mc: hey! just wanted to ask if youre free on---whats with that echo on your end?

luke: oh, im in an air vent right now

mc: WH. WHY

luke: case, you know how it is

mc, realizing she doesnt actually know what most of his cases are: I DONT, ACTUALLY?

luke: kidnapped tortoise

mc: that....brings up more questions, not less

[imaginewithtearose]

Hai hai! May I request headcanons of Trey, Rook, Jack and Deuce with an introverted!cozy!witch!s/o from our world with a GIANT canine familiar made of Shadows (think the vibe of church grim but the size of Lion from Steven Universe)? Familiar acts like service/emotional support animal (s/o got depression baby) and guard dog all in one. Familiar can also create portals, store stuff in fur (think Lion from Steven Universe)

(Im deadass imagining this dog instantly going after Grim when they exited the coffin)

Feel free to decline if your uncomfy with the request tho!

Thankyou in advance dear,

-🌸

Why deny this ask? IS SO ORIGINAL AND I LOVE IT!! Sweet baby, im a huge fan of su so you got the perfect lady for the ask ;)

Trey, Rook, Jack and Deuce with an introverted cozy witch s/o with a giant canine familiar made out of shadows!

Trey

Ah, yes, another start of the new year in nrc- WAIT THAT WAS A SHADOW DOG RUNNING A FIRE RACCON!? AND A WITCH BEHIND THEM!?

Ok so first impressions are desastrous. What did just happen. He is so confused. But he doesn't judge y'all, he wants to meet you and your familiar before judging something.

Actually you are such a nice person. Your second encounter is when your familiar entera Heartslabyul kitchen and almost destroys a cake, reason why you apologize to him and decide to make it up.

He says its okay, nothing's bad, he can fix it but the moment you just take cleaning stuff from your familiar's hair he just stands there.

Wait you can do magic? Impressive

Both of you clean the kitchen and wave goodbye, thats the start of a friendship.

You show him your magic abilities in the kitchen, passing crystals and putting diferent plants in your dishes. Trey is highly impressed with this.

The second time he got impressed was when you appeared out of nowhere, well, a portal, with your familiar. He almost got a heart attack. But still, impressed about your familiar's powers.

If you have any basic magic like, levitate stuff, give life to objects and so, he will ask you to help him sometimes as an excuse to see you. If you dont, not worry, he still asks you for help.

He is such a mom friend, that he notices right away when you are sad or are having a bad day. Your familiar is helpful, since its there for you with him to help you got back into your feet.

Expect him giving you sweets and staying at your side when depressive episodes happens. He takes care of you very well, helping through your tasks of every day, and also treats your familiar so right that it makes your heart melt a little.

Ngl, he tried brushing their teeth from your familiar, lmao.

It was cute seeing a teenager scolding a enormous shadow dog for not brushing his teeth.

He confesses first, with a sweet chocolate cake with your name on it. He is straight forward about dating you, and your familiar can sense that... Since he approves that chocolate cake.

“Wait, i dont know if he can eat chocolate- I made dog treats for him.”

Such a cutie.

Baking dates! You two will try new recipes, and if your familiar doesnt eat all of the ingredients or the results, you will have afternoon tea and pastries.

He will stay inside with you, or he will take you to Heartslabyul parties (with Riddle approval of course) and make sure you have everything you need.

Every student there just passes besides you and your familiar, he is scary.

Cater tries to take a photo and almost got bitten lol

Riddle become a great friend of yours, and of course, wants to learn about your magic methods. Trey is proud about you makin a friend, so he serves you two more cake.

A great boyfriend, really. Lucky you and your familiar.

Rook

This is the first time a student surprised him, actually. What a great entrance ceremony. Beauté!

His new interest is, of course, you, and your canine familiar. We all know he is a hunter, he wants to know every animal and prey!

Tough he doesn't consider you a prey but a hunter, like him.

You catch him several times trying to take a picture of your familiar and you. He fakes a embarrassed smile and walks off, while your familiar growls at him.

It takes time, patience, an putting limits between you and your familiar for you and Rook to become friends. And he is a clingy friend.

His obsession doesn't stop there. It grows even more, wanting to know everything about you as a user of magic of another world, and your familiar abilities.

He doesn't show impacted when you show off, he already knew, but he acts impressed and so happy, he wants to see more and more!

... and so he fell for you. Oops.

He is straight forward and tells you with a long and romantic poem that he is in love with you. You answer with a nod and a soft “I like you too” and his heart MELTS.

Tries to make your familiar like him, but he always grows when he approaches. This actually make him happy, knowing how obsessed he is with creatures.

When he saw you on a depressive episode, he knew exactly what to do. Maybe because of past knowledge, or intuition. That was the first time your familiar trusted him. And it continued on.

“Mon chéri, look at me, everything will be okay, im here for you... I will not let go of your hand. Do you want something? Hmm? Non non, you are not a burden. Here. Lets make some tea”

Your number one simp and fan at EVERYTHING YOU DO. As a normal person and as a witch. This extroverted mf makes you blush all the time.

Your cozy and introverted side is something that attracts him, knowing how much of an extroverted he is; Does his best to enjoy peaceful moments with you inside your dorm, playing with your hair and you watching you do you.

Rook is a little weird, yes, but he is not a bad boyfriend actually.

Jack

Woof woof bark bark bark woof woof bark bark

Literally his canine insticts appear when he sees your familiar in the ceremony. He wants to run after him.

But he stops himself, thinking that you are a senpai and it will be disrespectful

He really got surprised to see you in the same classroom.

Aaaaand when he saw again your familiar, he actually tried to run after him, but you stopped both of them.

Just a witch scolding two canine bois. Nothing to see here.

Is this relationship between your familiar and Jack that makes your relationship with Jack blossom. You see him like a cute human version of your familiar.

He is sure showing his wolf form to you, actually, he enjoys you brushing him with care.

His feelings change when he sees you on action, using magic and your familiar supporting you with portals and taking support items out of his hair.

Oh god he got a crush, and respectfully confessed, and when he got a laugh and a “I like you too” from your part, HIS TAIL WENT WOOOOSH LIKE A FAN. SO CUTEEEE.

He tries his best when it comes up to your meltdowns and depressive episodes. He has no idea what to do, so your familiar guides him and he obeys him, seeing as someone respectable.

Loves your cozy vibes actually. A soft boy that lays down at your side and hopes to get praised and loved.

His tail always gives it away what he really feels, and you note this and find it cute. Thats the way you knew how much he loves praises.

“No, no, really, im fine... I don't like that, stop, im not a doggie or a mascot, you know that... But, wait, just pat my ears one more time--”

Tried to challenge your familiar to a run. And lost.

He was on the floor trying to catch some of the air that he lost, and your familiar licked his face. He felt defeated and mentally cried for this.

You reassured him with some kisses and pats.

Overall, i think with him as your boyfriend, you gained another canine familiar.

Deuce

Sincerely, WHAT THE F-

Got really scared, his first day in hearstlabyul and HE SEES A SHADOW DOG RUNNING A RACCOON DOWN THE HALLWAY.

Since you were running them both, he got worried that you might be trying to save the weird raccoon.

And now he runs after you too.

And now, you are on detention with the director.

That was your first meet. And after going outside his office, you both introduced themselves.

And so friendship begun. Tutututu.

He is really excited seeing you do magic, and asks for tips so he can be a better at least in the basics of magic, reason why he respects you so much. He still hasn't come down to the conclusion that there are different types of magic.

You show him your crystal collection and his eyes glow, literally. Thats so cute.

Even if he tries to look serious and unimpressed, the tricks you make with your familiar, such as portals and taking things out of his hair impress and scares him. Specially when he is so big and so shady he thinks he will be eaten. And his insticts to fight or flight confused him.

Your familiar scares him, we know, but you take his hand and reassure him that he is a good boy. And slowly approaches him.

After petting it, Deuce became more confident around them. But something else bother him... The image of you holding his hand and talking slowly to you didn't leave his head. AT ALL.

Oh no he is in love.

Tries to be a gentleman at confessing but fails HORRIBLY. Really. Everything goes wrong. And you end with a bouquet of flowers in your head.

“Sorry, sorry, sorry, i-i have never done this before, ah, but i just kinda wanted to make you know that i liked you... Ahhh wait a moment”

But your laugh and your affirmation of reciprocated feelings makes him calm down and hug you slowly.

Now Deuce has a beautiful partner that has to take care of.

And you have two protectors ready to fight for you, haha.

When you enter a depressive episode, he is the worst. But still tries. He is serious and ready at your every need and every command your familiar gives with simple gestures.

Likes your cozy vibes and calm attitude. Sometimes he can be an idiot with so much energy, so he needs someone calm to change the rhythm.

You can be drinking tea, making potions or brushing your familiar, and he will be there fixing mechanical stuff as a way to relax himself. You do you, he does his own.

A very cute and balanced relationship :)

Hope this pleases you! My apologies on taking sooo long on answering you, the Matchups were a crazy mess. But im better now. Thanks for your patience.

[altruistic-meme]

i didnt realize you rb an ask game until i found out why: question 24 (which you can answer alxhskdhs)

but also i wanna know 5 and 7 :>

dlfhsdlhfsdfh it hid from you how rude

you didn't specify which fics for 5 and 24 so im gonna use (wit)jitp >:]

5. What do you wish someone would ask you about [insert fic]? Answer it now!

mmm i don't know that i have any SPECIFIC questions i wish people would ask, but i would love to be given the chance to go off about literally anything to do with Kevin and Nathaniel's relationship :') so lemme think if i can pinpoint one thing to make into a question......

OKAY SO after scrolling back through some of (wit)jitp (and dying over your comments again as i always do sdkfshkf) there's a moment in chapter 10 where Nathaniel calls Kevin "Kev" which is a new nickname that he hadn't used before. so the question is, "why does Nathaniel call Kevin "Kev"?"

my answer for that: so first, here this the exact passage where he uses the nickname!

Eyes narrowing as he turned towards Kevin, smile still in place, he swung his racquet by his side a few times before holding it out for him to take. “Hey Kev,” Nathaniel drawled, the words sickeningly sweet. “Would you mind getting me a lighter racquet?”

Nathaniel and Kevin actually have multiple nicknames they use for each other, just because it's something my siblings and i also do! though Nathaniel and Kevin's nicknames tend to be situation specific, while my siblings and i will rotate through nicknames relatively frequently. "Neil" and "Day" are grounding nicknames, and "Neil" is a more general nickname as well. but "Kev" specifically is one that Nathaniel uses mostly to fuck with Kevin! he says it "sickeningly sweet" because he's using it to be an annoying little shit. and Kevin knows this, which is why he basically rolls his eyes in response.

[ also side note: i very intentionally used the word "drawled" here bc for some reason i just imagine Nathaniel intentionally using a slight southern accent for this exchange, just to fuck with Kevin. idk why, really, maybe it's the way my family does it too when we're messing with each other lmao ]

7. Any worldbuilding you’re particularly proud of?

can i just say all of (wit)jitp???? mostly cus i can't say which aspects specifically without spoiling things we haven't gotten to yet ksdhkshgd a lot of the worldbuilding for (wit)jitp has to do with Nathaniel and his past :') but i am so so happy with everything i have noted down about how things happened to result in the changes we have from canon!!!

just to be a tease tho, one of the things im hugely proud of is very slightly hinted at in the very first chapter, when Sidney comments on Nathaniel "failing to follow orders" regarding his mother, and Nathaniel telling her that he actually did follow his orders that day 👀

24. Are there any easter eggs in [insert fic], and if so, what are they?

tbh i don't think so?? tho i might be thinking of easter eggs wrong... there are a lot of things (see above) that i've hinted at throughout the fic that haven't yet come up, but aren't easter eggs more like... idk things from the outside that are pulled into the story? idk. i don't think there are sldfhshf aside from me pulling like,,, Ape Escape and The Morgue in as references to a conversation with my coworkers and a terrible movie my family watched once, respectively 😂

thank you for this beloved <3

[ fic writer asks ]

[hello-yue-here]

if anyone else saw the post saying that katara was gonna be 16 and sokka was gonna be 14 in the live action here is my take:

im pissed ab this.

and no, it’s not because its most likely being done so they can make zutara a couple. i dont care about that. i have nothing against zutara. i may not ship it myself but if you ship it good for you. ive seen cute fanart and cute fanfics for zutara that ive really enjoyed. i like zutara. not my favorites but i dont dislike them. just wanted to make that clear. that isnt what im mad about here.

im pissed because its gonna ruin katara and sokka’s characters.

by making katara older there is not a doubt in my mind that they will make her more “motherly” seeing as she will likely be responsible for taking care of sokka and aang. there has already been way too many issues in this fandom with stereotypes of katara being reduced to “just the mom friend” and nothing else. in my opinion many of the mom friend stereotypes that have been pushed onto katara in fanon has led to a lot of sexism towards katara and this will inevitably end up forcing the mother role onto her even more and thats just a no no for me. katara literally fights sexism in the NWT, plz dont force her to be a 16 year old girl forced to care for her brother and the avatar because she is older than them. katara deserves more than being forced into a motherly role for aang and sokka. again this is just my take on what i think will happen if katara is made to be the older sibling. i could be wrong. but i would really hate to see this happen because i know itll result in more sexism towards katara and i would really hate to see that.

and now sokka. a major part of sokkas character comes from the fact that he is an extremely protective older brother. because he is the OLDER brother he feels the need to be the man if the tribe. he is very responsible and very serious. this all stems from the fact that he is OLDER. he even says that he is the leader because of it. sokka pretty much IS the leader because he keeps these younger kids on track as an older brother. his insecurities largely stem from the fact that his little sister is a prodigy bender and he is not. there was literally a whole episode about it. and being an older brother w a prodigy sibling mirrors zuko and azula PERFECTLY and that parrallel is one of the most compelling things about atla!!! that will all be flushed down the drain. sure you can still have sexist sokka getting his butt whooped by suki without him being the older brother, sure sokka would likely still be insecure of his status as a nonbender without being the older brother, but in my opinion it would be much less compelling that way seeing as it stems from his status as. an. older. brother. his status as the older brother is also part of the reason why his relationship with hakoda is so interesting as well. his father left him behind to be the man of the tribe because he was older. he wants to make his father proud by proving that he can be a man. his healthyrelationship woth hakoda also DIRECTLY parrallels to zukos horrible relationship with ozai. WHICH IS ALSO AN EXTREMELY COMPELLING PART OF ATLA. sokka just wants to make his father proud by proving that he CAN protect katara. without this, his protectiveness is gone, leaving his protectiveness over Yue in the northern tribe and his protectiveness of suki at serpents pass and his protectiveness of toph on the airship rooted in nothing. sokka is protective BECAUSE he is the older brother. sokka as the younger sibling will reduce him to nothing more than comedic relief and strip him of much of the traits that make him an amazing three dimensional character.

all in all you dont have to agree with me. im not one of the writers. i cant confirm that mom friend katara and comedic relief sokka are what will result in the live action show due to the age swap. but i am very very very very VERY confident that that is what the characters we know and love will be reduced to should this occur. just my thoughts. just my opinion. (if you disagree thats okay but plz be respectful i tried v hard to be respectful when writing this as well)

tl;dr while it may seem inconsequential to change the ages of sokka and katara their roles and older brother and younger sister help shape their characters and changing that just to make zutara canon (even tho i have nothing against zutara. zutara stans please do not attack me ur ship is cute i swear.) it will also change the dynamic of the show we know and love and i am too attached to their original character arcs to be happy with this change.

have a lovely day everyone. go drink some tea and read a fluffy fic and distract urself from another live action atla disaster.

:)

EDIT: keep in mind the age swap isnt like totally confirmed yet so this could all end up being for nothing but yk still wanted to put my thoughts out there🥰 now if you will excuse me im going to write a college essay and then some fanfic cuz why not

EDIT TWO: pretty sure its fake. im sorry for how long this is. false alarm everyone! i think! i hope!

EDIT THREE: i ship zutara now lol. i still stand by this post tho. not happy ab the character age swaps.

[wooahaes]

Hi Daisy! (I'm so sorry, I don't know if it's weird for me to call you that, I can stop!) How are you? I'm new to Tumblr, so I don't actually know if I've done this right. Sorry if I haven't! In your questionnaire, I said that I was too scared to message you, but I've finally done it! I wanted to say I love your work, it's so comforting and I find it immersive. Sorry if this is a stupid question, should I be reblogging fics that I like? I feel bad for not doing it, but I don't know what it is.

omg its 100% fine to call me daisy?? its not my real name but i think a lot of ppl would guess that skdfhsdf pls know that if u see this (literally anyone who follows me) its 100% ok to call me daisy!! i wouldnt have it on my blog if it wasn't <3

i'm good! tummy hurtin a lil and im feeling the lack of sleep (rewatching shinee world iv was worth it tho), but it's all good <3 welcome to tumblr u will never leave /j

also omg hi!! ur message was super sweet and im proud of u for stepping out of ur comfort zone!! pls know i don't bite (unless ppl bite first) and i'm always happy to talk to anons <3 also i'm glad i can provide comfort to you!! ur super sweet aw

absolutely not a stupid question at all tho!! a lot of writers and other cc's will say a resounding "yes" and while i do think that people should reblog fics they like, if its initially like... super daunting to do so, i think its okay to like? getting used to tumblr can be kinda hard in the beginning, but i do highly recommend reblogging fics--even if you don't have any followers btw, the engagement still means a lot to ppl!! even if ppl don't put tags or anything, it says "i like this and i want other people to see it" since likes aren't public the way they are on other websites (or at all, if you turn them off)

please don't feel bad for not doing it since you're new!! literally i think most people don't understand how tumblr functions but that's pretty normal for joining a website haha

i'll explain things under the readmore and you can let me know in another ask if you have any questions!!

so full disclosure: i'm working on desktop and things are usually pretty similar on mobile, but there's a few differences that i can try to explain if you're on mobile!! but for reblogging:

at the bottom of a post, you'll see a couple things. they're in the same place pretty much for both desktop and mobile. if a post has been interacted with (through a reply (the little bubble icon), a reblog (the arrows), or liked (heart)), it'll have notes! you can nowadays see what other people write in their replies/reblogs by clicking on the notes key and looking through the different tabs there, but some people limit their replies (the bubble will be grayed out as a result) or turn off reblogs (reblog arrows will be grayed out).

excuse the extra buttons on mine: im on desktop and i have an extension called xkit active <3 (it allows me to block posts + do quick tags when i post fics)

as you can see: this post i made (which is dk uts skdfhds its the first thing i have thats not my pinned post) 48 notes, followed by a series of buttons. ignore the first two (they're from xkit), the rest are what you'll typically see on a post.

in order:

the single arrow can be used to share the post. either you an send it to other tumblrs (not all people have DMs open, and i'd honestly say ask before you DM someone if you don't know them well), or you can copy the link, share it on twitter/facebook, or do other things w the "more" button like send stuff via text n whatnot. its very possible to send things from a sideblog, if you ever have one and want to do it that way

on mobile your main blog will be at the top of the page with a little down arrow next to it: all you gotta do is click it and decide what blog you wanna send it from. on desktop:

you can see the bubble next to "your message here" isn't my icon since the message would be coming from my main. all you gotta do is click that little bubble (of your own icon) and you can send things from different blogs <3

anyway!!

the little speech bubble is the button for replies. tapping/clicking it will just open up the replies tab.

reblog on both desktop and mobile will open up the tab to reblog something. if you're on mobile, though, and wanna reblog something quickly, you can press and hold. i have sideblogs so i can't confirm if only having one blog will just auto-reblog it, but with sideblogs it'll pop up 2-3 of your recently used blogs (if you have more than 3).

on desktop:

this is what reblogs will look like! it's similar to posts, but the difference is just the blue "reblog" button compared to a blue "post" button. important distinction: the #tags is for tagging stuff (or, yknow, posting thoughts if you want lmao the tagging system on tumblr is kinda broken). if a post asks for something "in the tags" then you type in the tags as opposed to the main body <3

anyway, that lil heart outline is the like button <3 it just says that you like a post :) they don't get broadcast onto other people's feeds the way they do on other websites, but you can have them public or private through messing w settings

i hope this was helpful!! pls feel free to let me know if you have any questions <3

[i-simp-for-gintoki]

Sasuke, Shikamaru and Madara with a super shy s/o

“Yo could you please write a sfw headcanons for sasuke ,shikemaru and madara with a very very very shy fem s/o please😳😳😳” -anon

Alright, since theres multiple characters these won’t be as long as i usually write them, also you can probably tell but im not too good at writing the uchiha’s oops

sorry for the long wait!

- Uchiha Sasuke-

I honestly don’t see him with a super shy s/o

I dont even know how he got with sakura so like jndhkjfskm

He might notice you since well, you’re the one girl who wasn’t screeching or constantly clinging onto him the second he walks into the room

But then again he might not even know you exist

Well i don’t have to come up with how you guys got together so this is a win

He won’t exactly help you speak up to others but he will want you to be comfortable enough to have conversations with at least him

He might get annoyed at how shy you are sometimes, since that either results in silence, you stuttering or not speaking loud enough to be heard, or him having to answer whatever question for you

Won’t exactly help you but will try to make it so your in more comfortable situations

Might say a thing or two and without realizing it boost your confidence

Or crush it

His words either help you or they destroy you depending on your personality

Without realizing it he does get soft for you tho

speaks in a softer tone and will give you small headpats or hugs

only when no one is looking though

-Nara Shikamaru-

Out of these three characters, shikamaru probably cares the least that your super shy

Helps you gain confidence in his own ways but never does anything to make you to uncomfortable

I’d assume that since you guys are together you would be more open and less shy, at least a bit

He loves just chatting with you and hanging out

He loves to see the shyness fade away and for you just to laugh and have a good time

Shikamaru not exactly shy himself, he just doesn’t like spending the effort to contribute to whatever conversations that are happening when he’s out with friends

If you guys hang out with others, he’d hold small conversations just with you in the background

Honestly might just take you and dip so you can have more alone time

Whenever you get quiet or stutter he probably finds that kinda cute but won’t ever admit that

he gets so proud when he sees you speak up without help

you start a conversation by yourself bro he’s smiling so much

but quickly coughs to hide how happy he is

-Uchiha Madara-

Definitely met you through Hashirama, probably by accident too

“Oh this is perfect, Madara i’d like you to meet my friend y/n!” hashirama gestured to his side and the uchiha would raise a brow. “Theres no one there”

Hashirama tries to step out the way but you kept hiding behind him

the senju laughs and say you always were shy

but like how could you not be? this wasn’t just some friend of his, this was Uchiha freaking Madara!

His simple glance towards you threw away any chance you had to speak

“How old is she?” “A year younger than i am” “and she still acts like a brat hiding behind her mother?”

ouchie

Takes foreeeever for you two to get feelings for each other (well really its just madara acknowledging the fact he has feelings for you)

Much less get together

Behind the tough personality, madara is really kind

When its just you two he does his best to make sure your having a fun time

He tries to help boost your confidence but really poorly does it

Just kinda states things and thinks you would take it from there

“Just speak up” “easier said than done madara” “no? Just speak?”

Probably thought about going to hashirama to ask for help but then decided against it

Your shyness does annoy him at times but not too often

If someone ever questions how someone as timid or shy like you could be with madara he’s gonna throw hands

might poke fun at you from how shy you are

“What can’t even order a meal for yourself? How lame” *proceeds to order your favorite thing just for you*

[moonlit-imagines]

Headcanons for being Jane Foster’s child

Jane Foster x child!reader

Thor Odinson x Foster!child!reader

warnings:

a/n: no not a foster child, jane foster’s child 😌 also im so super glad you liked those!!! hope these are just as good!!! and im genuinely so sorry these took so long

prompt: anonymous: “Hey! I just read the Tony Stark x Potts!child!reader HC and I loved it! Would you do the same but with Thor and Jane? ❤️”

no babysitter = go to work with mom

dr. selvig gave you a rubik’s cube to keep you entertained

“fuck that! here, y/n, you can play my DS” -darcy

“can you not swear in front of my child?” -jane

you thought tonight would be boring, but then your mom and darcy collectively hit a homeless guy with a car!

“holy crap, we’re all going to jail!” -you

“don’t say ‘crap,’ y/n! we need to get him to a hospital!” -jane

ngl this dude was kinda funky

darcy used her taser and your mom covered your eyes, but you still peaked ;)

ride to the hospital

“don’t touch him, y/n”

“sorry, doc”

and the very next day you guys stole him 💕

“mr. thor, where are you from?”

“i am from asgard! it is much different from this realm, but your’s is adequate, i suppose”

“thanks?”

you could see the way your mom looked at him, though

he ate all the pop tarts >:(

she gave thor her ex boyfriends clothes

“yeah, donald was a real ass—” -you

“don’t say ‘ass.’ darcy curses too much” -jane

“sorry, mom...anyways, donald forgot to pick me up from soccer practice like, a dozen times. he sucked” -you

“this ‘donald’ doesn’t seem like a very good man...also, what is ‘soccer?’” -thor

you grabbed a soccer ball and tried to show him how to play but there was some other stuff the *scientists* had to take care of

you were a regular at izzy’s diner (well, mom was) and they always made you cute pancakes in different shapes!!

“ah, it’s a smiley face! that’s adorable!” -thor

“yeah! they like to surprise me whenever i come in. they’re pretty awesome” -you

*your mom literally beaming at how good thor is with you already*

you and thor were drawing on paper placemats

and then he broke a glass and you started giggling hdhshshs

but he had to leave

“no, thor, please don’t go!”

“i hope to meet you again one day, little one. hopefully fate sees it through”

:((((

no time to be sad bc ur mom’s lab got hijacked by the government

“hey, no fair! that’s my diary!” -you

“sorry, kid. there are constellation drawings we have to observe” -coulson

“aw, you draw constellations? wait, not now. you can’t just take all our stuff. especially that! that belongs to a child!” -jane

“sic ‘em, y/n!” -darcy

“don’t listen to darcy, y/n” -selvig

chilling in the trailer and missing thor bc he was the most interesting thing to happen to you and your mom in a while

and you wanted her to be happy even tho he was kind of crazy

“hey, mom? do you want to watch the stars tonight like we used to do? we could make s’mores?”

“that sounds like a great idea, baby! i’ve gotta go take care of some science stuff, so i’ll pick up some s’mores stuff while i’m out. love you!”

yeah she went to go see thor and he kinda got arrested but your mom came back home so you could watch the stars!

“so, do you like thor?” -you

“what? what makes you say that?” -jane

“it’s cool if you do, i think he’s awesome. a little weird, but at least he’s nice”

then thor and selvig came home and selvig was drunk as a skunk

*poking him while he giggles and tells you about thor*

“i wish your grandfather could have met that guy! he would have loved him...i wish you met your grandfather, too” -selvig

thor inviting you back outside

“i’d like you to teach me more about this ‘soccer’”

by the time you guys were done, it was 3am and you were too pumped to go to sleep

so thor told you stories of his home and battle and family

you didn’t want him to stop, you were fascinated by it all

and uhhhh yeah then earth kinda had some vikings show up

they told you that you’d “make a fine warrior one day”

and then yall got attacked by a ????? a what??? a destroyer???????

“get y/n out of here now! they shouldn’t have to see this!” -thor

you were still nearby and saw thor become thor again

after he was done fighting the destroyer, you ran to give him a hug

“that was awesome! can i hold your hammer?”

“maybe someday, little one”

then you didn’t see him for 2 years

which upset your mom a good bit, you had to help her through that episode. lots of sitting on the couch and eating ice cream together talking about how he wasn’t worth her time even tho you missed him too

but he came back! and then your mom sent everything flying bc she had an “infinity stone” inside her and thor took you two to asgard

“y/n! you’ve grown so much, i almost didn’t recognize you!” -thor

tbh you really digged the outfit they gave you, but also you were on another planet? thor insisted on giving you a tour (by flying you around)

“i do hope you’re having fun, little one!”

worrying about your mom simultaneously bc you overheard she was sick

but asgard got attacked and you and jane were confined to a room in the palace, which sucked because you wanted to see it all

but thor sent guards to bring you anything to keep you entertained

“maybe we’ll skip the mace for now, thank you” -jane

after several events that count as child endangerment, this chapter came to an end and your mom and thor finally made it official

loki called you a rodent and then saved your life so you were kinda iffy about him

about a year or two later, your mom had to travel a great deal in order to get some work done, so you were left in the care of thor, who took you to avengers tower

“oh, my girlfriend’s child is an angel! and they’re so intelligent, just like their mother!” -thor gushing to other partygoers

“yeah, thor, your ‘angel’ is sneaking drinks from the elderly” -tony

*sipping his beer* “they’re a growing teenager”

you did have an amazing time interacting with the avengers

and once they tried grabbing the hammer, you knew you had to get in on it (but you failed like the rest)

“don’t worry, my y/n, you have to be eighteen years of age to be able to lift mjölnir!” -thor

“oh, that makes sense!” -you, while thor aggressively shakes his head at the other avengers. he just wanted to make sure you didn’t feel bad you weren’t worthy yet :(

more child endangerment but really what did you expect?

thor went off world and your mom split it off w him but you did have his email so you were still in contact with him

swearing you saw odin on the street once or twice (fast forward)

and then your mom dusted and thor found you as soon as he possibly could, it was so good to see him

he took you in since you were alone now, you moved to new asgard and became prince(ss) of the new land by relation?? makes sense right

basically you and valkyrie made all the calls while thor grieved for years

but he still took care of you

“y/n, would you like to play video games with me? i think it may be a good bonding experience, what do you say?” -thor

“duh!”

uncle korg made you help him with fortnite while thor was asleep

you wished to wield stormbreaker one day

showing thor earth media! his favorite star wars character is r2-d2 dont ask why

he taught you asgardian recipes and you taught him...earth recipes?

when he was drunk he’d ramble on about his childhood and battle and enemies and jane and loki and hela and frigga and literally anything that came to mind

“y/n, could you please get me a beer? and get one for yourself, too” -thor

valkyrie most definitely gave you some battle training so you you blow off some steam, you were glad she taught you how to fight like a true warrior

thor wanted to teach you battle tactics so you could fight alongside him, but he never got around to it

a raccoon and bruce banner visited later on, proposing a way to get your family back, thor was an emotional wreck

his debriefing on the reality stone was tense when he started crying about your mom and everyone stared at you

“hey, don’t look at me. i don’t control the god, i just keep him company”

ending up waiting 1 second for the avengers to come back from their mission, resulting in you being stuck in the middle of a very heavy battle

“y/n, get out of here!” -thor

“don’t worry, thor! valkyrie taught me a few moves!”

“you make me incredibly proud, little one!”

“i’m not so little anymore, am i?”

“you will always be my little one, y/n. blood or not, that will not change!”

victory, but at what cost? it was a rough ride, you needed to get patched up, but your mom was finally home and thor...he decided it was time to leave earth again

“don’t worry, my y/n. i will see you again.” *tearing up* “i’m so glad i got the pleasure of raising you these past few years. i love you dearly, now go be with your mother”

you straight up wanted to bawl your eyes out right there

“well, y/n, you’re next in line for the throne of new asgard. what is your first command?” -valkyrie

“actually, i think you’d make a much better ruler than me. i’ve got to spend some time with my mother now that she’s home”

“you’re so much like him, you know that?”

staying with your mother, who was diagnosed with cancer not long after returning from the soul stone (a/n: jane getting cancer is canon in the comics and confirmed for thor 4)

“i missed five years of your life and now i’m sick, that’s just our luck, isn’t it?” -jane

she was understandably upset, but she also felt guilty

“mom, don’t beat yourself up. everything is okay, we’re still together right now. i won’t be going anywhere, i promise”

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