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arrowheadedbitch · 1 month ago
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Post show, mid fictional made up season 3, mephisto is friends with lolirock now and when Doug interviews him it's the most chaotic video ever posted to his blog ever
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duckapus · 3 months ago
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Fairly Oddparents/Splatoon Crossover AU
-Dimmsdale is in the Splatlands, and is still called that because if I change it to a fish pun I have to change Doug Dimmadome's name too and I don't want to.
-Fairies are still a Thing, and the relevant fairies are still the same (admittedly vague) ages they are in canon, so Cosmo and Wanda's generation showed up just in time to witness humanity's downfall; the floods, the domes, the professor, the final desperate failure in Alterna, all of it.
-Also all the other characters are their usual ages too, so any of the kids that I turn into Inkings or Octolings are going to be blobby for a while. With one notable exception that I'll explain when it comes up.
-The Turners are Octolings, but they're not from the Domes (hence why I put Dimmsdale in the Splatlands. I wanted them near where all the action is for reasons I'll get into later and Inkadia didn't have Octolings until after the first game's story mode while the Splatlands have always had them).
-Timmy still gets Cosmo and Wanda because his parents are still Like That, and his overbite is even more potent since it's made of the point of his beak instead of a pair of front teeth.
-Cosmo and Wanda almost look like an Inkling and an Octoling, respectively. They got a few details wrong, the biggest one being that they got their hair as close to what they're used to as they could but forgot to check if they had the right number of tentacles.
-Chester's an Inkling, no real notes there
-AJ is a bald Sea Urchin
-Crocker is an Inkling and other than the obvious details looks and acts pretty much exactly like he usually does, complete with neck ears
-Francis is a bull shark, as a reference to his "Bull-E" persona in the episode where everyone's superheroes
-Doug Dimmadome is a walrus (Marina mentions that her landlord is a Narwhal in Splat 2, marine mammal people exist)
-Vicky and Tootie are Octolings, and they are from the Domes but Vicky got them out. She actually hadn't heard Calamari Inkantation at the time, but Tootie had due to a Conveniently Placed Vent, and Vicky knew that anyone who heard that song would try to get to the surface and some of them didn't make it out alive and if even Elites hand-picked by DJ Octavio himself couldn't make it there's no way her seven-year-old nearsighted inkblot of a little sister would be able to get out on her own, but if she stayed she'd be miserable and trapped forever and that would be even worse, so Vicky packed their bags and grabbed Tootie and climbed for their lives despite very much not being freed from the Octarian propaganda by a weird magic folk-turned-pop song like everybody else who made this climb. They would've made it to Inkopolis like the other refugees but they made a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in Dimmsdale instead.
-Due to this she ends up having to raise her sister, get enough money to keep them both alive via Grizzco, babysitting and other odd jobs (she can't do turf or ranked/league because there's too much chance of her training/brainwashing kicking in and making her do something stupid Because Inklings like attack her own teammates or ignore the end-of-match whistle), teach Tootie how to speak Inklish and both of them how to read it, and figure out how to get them legal identities, all while every fiber of her being screams at her that The Enemy is all around them (it takes her the better part of a year after escaping to finally find and listen to the Inkantation, since she didn't know what it was called and wasn't high enough in the ranks to know anything about the Cuttlefish family). At fourteen.
-Chloe is an Inkling, and when she's introduced she already knows how to shift and is clearly used to it despite still being a month and a half or so away from turning twelve, which is... kind of a Bad Sign. Most Cephalings only manage that by thirteen or fourteen, though getting it at twelve, while uncommon, isn't unheard of. Any earlier and there's potentially health risks, especially since it almost has to be a case of the kid forcing it to happen (usually due to pressure and unrealistic expectations, often of the parental variety). And I mean big, "how prepared are you for your child to never be able to walk again" kind of health risks, though that's the worst-case scenario. In Chloe's case there were, in fact, negative effects, but nothing that drastic.
...No, she just starts aching all over if she spends too much time in squid form. And sometimes has stiff joints when it's cold.
-Haven't figured out what the rest of the human characters get turned into for this, but the alien and magical characters are still the same species they were in canon. And yes, the events of the show more-or-less stay the same.
-For a bit of post-series stuff, Timmy, Tootie, Chester and Chloe decide to try at being a comp team, and they're actually pretty good at it (thanks in large part to Vicky teaching them everything she learned from Grizzco, her time in the Octarian military and all the weird tricks she's had to pick up during their adventures). Their team's called the Twerpz and they've got a bit of an unusual lineup of preferred weapons.
Timmy (Splat Handle "No Ruelz" because of course it is) is the team captain and uses a Snipewriter 5H
Tootie (just uses her name) uses a Sloshing Machine Neo
Chester (uses his last name because of the whole infamous family legacy thing) uses the vanilla Splatana Stamper, and has discovered that he can use it like a baseball bat to knock away incoming bombs... aside from burst bombs since they explode on impact. Learned that one the hard way.
Chloe (goes by "3LeafClovr" because everyone thinks she's lucky when she's really not) uses a Luna Blaster Neo. She gets around the issue with her squid form by only shifting when absolutely necessary and compensating with Ink Saver (both kinds), Ink Recovery Up, a little Run Speed Up, and Parkour
So they've got a blaster that can't swim, a splatana that thinks he's in a completely different sport, their only backliner is a pencil, and not a single one of them has Ink Armor despite having two short-range weapons. It probably shouldn't work, but it does, because all four of them are completely nuts and using strategies concocted by a former Octarian soldier and Timmy coddamn Turner of all people
-Tootie ends up as Neo Agent 3. Thanks to being friends with Timmy Return of the Mammalians isn't even close to the weirdest thing that's ever happened to her. And yes this means that by that point she and Vicky have a Smallfry roommate. Tootie found him alone in the desert. Everybody calls him Shwaffle and there are absolutely zero thoughts between those big ol' eyes.
-The rest of the Squidbeak Splatoon is very confused and concerned by the things they hear about their new agent's friends and hometown
-When Timmy was twelve he and Vicky did something and now every gang in the Splatlands is scared shitless of them, including Deep Cut. They've never managed to tell anyone the full story of what exactly happened, though they will occasionally reference bits and pieces of it that sound absolutely batshit insane out of context
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fountainpenguin · 4 months ago
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Cherry Lemon Ship Masterpost
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Added a #cherry lemon ship tag to my Dale x Hadley stuff (and similar musings regarding Dimmadome x Leadly family headcanons).
Block or browse at your preference 👈👈
City Lights AU & Cloudlands AU
🌸 Cherry Lemon Overview 🍋
Dale (Doug Dimmadome's only child) and Hadley (Ed Leadly's middle daughter) grew up attending fancy social gatherings together (both before and after Dale's disappearance). Weren't super close, but definitely knew each other.
At ages 19 and 16, their dads arranged a betrothal, extended it to each of them, and they accepted- both relieved to marry someone they knew rather than some out-of-state relative of their dads' business associates.
Dale knew Hadley's older sister (Harper) a bit better, but Harper flipped out and said no to being betrothed without love- Harper still resents Hadley for not fighting her betrothal, but Dale still considers her a friend despite the sisters' tension.
After Hadley turned 21, they were married in January 2012 (the wedding planned well in advance by their dads, of course). Hadley was halfway through her Junior year of college and Dale hard at work on his own studies.
Dev was born in spring 2014; Hadley posted a lot of mommy vlogger content in his youth before moving towards travel vlogging. These days, she's gone for long stretches of time, but returns home for most holidays (to film family vlogs).
They're not the most lovey-dovey, but a lot of their interests and personality traits overlap, and they are definitely one of the couples to ever be. Relationship highlights include:
- Hadley's hoarding OCD vs. Dale's neat and tidy OCD. - They are sickeningly cute in matching holiday pajamas. They're also young parents who don't know what they're doing. - Dale can list 100 things he likes about his wife, but he could also walk away from this relationship at the drop of a hat. oh no. - Dale takes his ring off a lot for sensory reasons and chronically fails to indicate he's married, so he keeps going on dates he thinks are business meetings. Sometimes he brings Dev, who is horrified. Half his associates think Hadley is his personal assistant. - Hadley is paranoid Dale will cheat on her, so she'll call randomly to ask if her name is still written on his chest in marker. Sometimes at 3:30 AM because she forgets to check time zones. Things are going great. - They have their ups and downs, but they'd pick each other every time. Probably. Huh... Maybe that IS love.
I enjoy them very much, actually. Shout-out to me sighing and dumping old drafts of Adult Dale being super nervous and shy off to the side because now I have no choice but to play him as a horrible man, sdflkj. Deep down, he's still the awkward, jumpy person I always planned to write him as... he's just actively awful too <3
🌸 Cherry Lemon Links 🍋
- This post where I designed and introduced Hadley and her fairy, Eryx (or more specifically, the reblog of that post with notes about her being Leadly's daughter since that had been revealed in 'fic, plus cute fanart Linzie drew)
- This New Wish liveblog, where I look back at my Along the Cherry Lane character outlines to confirm I did indeed set Dale and Hadley up back in the day. lmao...
- Along the Cherry Lane is my largely drafted but not yet posted 'fic about the human kids in their teen and adulthood years. Once it's revealed on AO3, you can find it HERE.
- More commentary as I debate whether to keep Dale and Hadley together in 'fic in light of A New Wish
- "Lost and Founder's Day" liveblog where I joke about how I think Dev interacting with his grandpa Ed Leadly would go
- This "The Battle of Big Wand" liveblog where I briefly discuss reasons why I think Dev's mom being a Leadly is funny
- Honeymoon sketches & additional commentary about what my original plans were for Dale and Hadley in Along the Cherry Lane (Pre-A New Wish airing)
- Dale with misophonia sketches
- Hoarding OCD vs. food sketch
- "50 Words of Dev and Hazel" 'fic announcement (Dale and Hadley appear as Dev's parents)
- Dimmadome-Leadly family tree
- Timeline fix sketches
- Dale meets Kevin Crocker sketches
- Dale getting wrapping paper
- Naming Dev "Development" together
- "You Deserve It" 'fic announcement (Reuniting after Dale's return aboveground)
- "50 Words of Dale and Hadley" 'fic announcement (Developing relationship)
🌸 Tags and Stuff 🍋
- #Cherry lemon ship tag
I made this masterpost because some posts don't show up in this tag (Not uncommon for ones edited to add tags), but I expect future posts will show.
- Hadley's full character profile (Sideblog)
Main Blog Tag - #Hadley and Eryx Sideblog Tag - #RD Hadley AO3 Tag - #Hadley Harrington
- Dale's full character profile (Sideblog)
Main Blog Tag: #Dale Dimmadome owner of Dimmadome Global Sideblog Tag: #RD Dale AO3 Tag - #Dale Dimmadome
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engie-ivy · 4 years ago
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Sorry, I'm behind on schedule now for @remus-john-lupin Wolfstar Holiday Prompt list😅
13: Blizzard
Wish I'd known before you left me
Winter in America - Doug Ashdown
Remus’ flight is delayed and he has to go back to what used to be his and Sirius’ flat. Like saying goodbye once wasn't hard enough.
“I’m very sorry sir, but no airline will risk flying through this horrible blizzard. I’m surprised you didn’t hear about it on the news.” Right, the muggle news. Remus should’ve checked the muggle news before leaving. The girl behind the desk scrolls through her computer screen. “All flights have been delayed. The best I can do is book you a seat on a flight scheduled for tomorrow.”
Remus sighs. “Well, if that’s the only option…”
The girl gives him a sympathetic smile. “Do you need help finding a place to stay for the night?”
Remus shakes his head. “No thank you. I’m fine. I live in London.” Used to live in London.
As Remus makes his way out of the airport, he almost wishes he had asked for a hotel, instead of going back to his flat. Sirius’ flat. Saying goodbye to Sirius had been heart-wrenching, and now he’d come home, Sirius’ home, not his anymore, only to say goodbye again tomorrow…
A bitter laugh escapes Remus. Such a cruel twist would be just his luck.
Remus gets in a taxi. He could’ve just apparated, but he needs a moment to calm his mind before facing Sirius again. He thinks back to their last conversation.
“Everything’s packed. Well, except for that green jumper I can’t seem to find. The plane leaves in just a few hours, so I’ll be going to the airport soon.”
“You don’t have to do this, Moony.”
“I know. But I want to. It’s a chance for me to be useful.”
“You can be useful here!”
“How, Padfoot? You’re going to be a Healer, Prongs is going to be an Auror, while I can’t even keep a job moving boxes!”
“That still doesn’t mean you should allow them to use you as a bloody guinea pig!”
“The research team in Boston is making vast progress. They say Damocles Belby is well on his way to a breakthrough! If I can help with a cure, or even the hope of a cure, don’t I owe it to-”
“You don’t owe anybody a damn thing! Just because you have this condition doesn’t mean others should be allowed to use you for whatever they want.”
“I’m not doing it for them. I’m doing it for others like me. They can test their potions on me if it means others will eventually have a safe cure.”
“Is it really worth it, though? Leaving your family, leaving your friends, leaving- And you don’t know when, or if, you’ll come back…”
“I’m not only making sacrifices. They’re offering me a place to stay and they’ll pay me some money.”
“Stop that. I hate it when you do that. Talk like you should be grateful that they’re willing to give you something in return, while you’re leaving your entire life behind and risking your health to be their test subject!”
“Most people don’t think a werewolf deserves even that courtesy.”
“Most people are idiots.”
“In any case, I can’t keep living off of yours and Prongs’ pocket.”
“You’re not-“
“Oh please, Sirius. I’m not dumb. I know that the rent you’re asking me to pay isn’t even twenty percent of what this place actually costs. And I know that I’m not constantly forgetting I still had some galleons in my coat pocket.”
“We don’t mind, Moony.”
“But I do.”
“I wish you could stay for Christmas at least.”
“Me too. But the subsidy provider demands they start the testing phase this year, so they want to get started before the Holidays.”
“It won’t be the same without you, Moony. I… I’m going to miss you.”
“I really am sorry, Sirius.”
Remus stares out of the taxi’s window at the snowflakes slowly falling. Walking away from that flat, walking away from Sirius, had been the hardest thing he’s ever done. He wonders how he’ll find the strength to do it again tomorrow. As he was walking away, suitcase in hand, Sirius had called after him. Remus had turned around, and Sirius had been standing in the doorway, an unreadable expression on his face. Remus had half-hoped Sirius would ask him one more time to stay. Remus had half-hoped this time he’d give in. But Sirius had shaken his head, and the moment had been gone. “Have a safe flight, Moony,” was all he had said.
Sirius is an important reason why it’s so hard for Remus to leave. Sirius is also an important reason why Remus has to leave. Remus is in love with Sirius. The feelings came when he was fifteen. At first, he tried to make them go away, but after nights of crawling into Sirius’ arms after a nightmare, mornings of waking up with Sirius’ hand in his after a rough full moon, and evenings of falling asleep with his head on Sirius’ shoulder, he had come to accept that loving Sirius would be a permanent part of his life.
Remus never forgets what he is, though. With his lycanthropy, Remus is condemned to a life of poverty, prejudice, stigma and danger. He can’t drag another person into that, especially someone who deserves as much as Sirius. But he hadn’t expected how different being flat mates would be from being dorm mates. It feels so domestic sometimes, and Remus can’t help having these thoughts. What if? What if this could be more than a fantasy? What if we lived in a different world? A world where I’m not a werewolf? A world where I’m not afraid to love him, or let him love me? It’s pointless thinking. They don’t live in a different world and he is a werewolf. And besides, Remus can’t imagine a world in which he’d ever be good enough for Sirius Black.
Remus walks up to their front door. Sirius’ front door. The door is open, and Remus steps inside. No lights are on inside. For a moment, Remus thinks no one’s home, but then he hears a soft whimper coming from the living room. Remus leaves his suitcase in the kitchen and walks towards the sound.
��Sirius?” He asks softly.
Then he sees him. He’s curled up on the couch, clutching the supposedly lost green jumper and pressing it against his chest. He’s crying. His cheeks are wet with tears and his body is shaking with his sobs.
For a moment, Remus can only stand and stare, hardly able to comprehend seeing his best friend so broken.
“Sirius?” He asks when he eventually regains the ability to speak. “Oh, Sirius…”
Sirius’ eyes fly open, red and puffy from crying, and he sits up. He looks at Remus as though he’s a ghost.
Remus expects Sirius to quickly wipe the tears away, and laugh it off or pretend that it never happened, but he doesn’t. He launches himself at Remus, wraps his arms around him, and clutches to him like a life-line.
“Don’t go, Moony. Please don’t go. I can’t. I can’t without you. I can’t. I need you, Moony. Don’t leave. Please… Just please don’t leave!”
Remus just holds him and soothingly rubs his back, whispering whatever comes to mind. “I’m here, Siri. It’s all going to be okay. I’m here.”
Remus sits Sirius back down on the couch, and once he’s calmed down a bit, Remus places a hand on his cheek to wipe the tears away “Why did you never say anything?”
Sirius covers his hand with his own. “What could I have said? You’ve always been very clear. You don’t do romance or relationships, it’s not for you. I would’ve just driven you away, and I rather had you with me, though not in the way I truly wanted, then not have you at all.”
Remus pulls his hand back and shakes his head. “But nothing’s changed. I’m still a werewolf, I still can’t give you all the things you deserve.”
Sirius cups Remus’ face in both his hands and forces him to look at him. “What does that matter? I love you, Remus Lupin. If you reject me because you don’t feel the same way, then I’ll accept that. But don’t you dare reject me because you’re deceiving yourself into thinking that’s what’s best for me. You were gone for three hours, and look at what a mess I was. You’re what’s best for me.”
Remus can see the determination in Sirius’ eyes. What if? What if this could be more than a fantasy? What if we lived in a different world? But it doesn’t matter, does it? This world or any other, they’re Sirius Black and Remus Lupin and they’re meant to be together.
Remus gets up from the couch and Sirius drops his hands and stares after him. Remus walks over to the old muggle phone he sometimes uses to talk to his mum, or occasionally Lily, and picks up the horn.
“Good afternoon, I’m calling about a booking I’ve made for the flight from London Heathrow to Boston Logan International Airport tomorrow. Under the name Remus John Lupin. Yes, indeed. No, madam, I’d actually like to cancel my booking.”
Remus can’t help but smile at the relief, hope and love all evident on Sirius’ face.
“Yes, madam, I’m sure. I understand, but I can assure you that I’m absolutely certain.”
While the lady goes on about the airline’s cancelation policy, Remus meets Sirius’ eyes.
“As a matter of fact, madam, I’ve never been more sure of anything in my entire life.”
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adrenaline-roulette · 5 years ago
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Jet Lag
So, in honour of my 22nd Birthday which was on April 30th. I decided to gift myself some cute Ben Hardy x Reader fluff. This was originally going to be Roger Taylor x Reader, but I was craving some Ben (I mean, who isn’t?)
@not-the-cleavers​  (Because girl, we all need a little bit of Ben in our lives right now)
Story is based off of the song, Jet Lag by Simple Plan.
Pairing: Ben Hardy x Reader (Female) with friend Joe Mazzello Warnings: Pretty much just pure fluff and cuteness, there is a bit of angst though but nothing major! Word count: 5953
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Jet Lag
You collapse on your bed, sinking into the plush blankets, and massive pile of decorative pillows, it had been a long, and lonely week. It felt as if the standard five-day work week you had just endured, had been going on for at least a month. Though according to the red crosses on your calendar, it really was Friday the 1st, and not in fact Friday the 29th like it felt. The lonely part stemmed from the lack of company in your apartment over this past week, your boyfriend/ partner in crime, Ben Hardy was currently on a press tour with his castmates from 6 Underground, somewhere in Australia. While he had been away, your old school friend had come to stay while you had the house to yourself, but she had left for a business trip on Monday leaving you once again alone. You settle yourself more comfortably against your pillows, tilting your head back and to the side, keeping your eyes on your phone on your bedside table, just waiting for it to ring. Any minute now, you knew it would ring, and the anticipation of who would be calling had your heart racing.
The cool metal of Ben’s watch lay in your palm, and you clasped your fingers around the gold, circular face, rubbing your thumb gently against the glass. He hadn’t intentionally left his watch behind, but by the time either of you had realised that it was still in London, Ben was somewhere in Japan. Just as you go to glance down at the time, your phone buzzes to life, before vibrating along to your ringtone. It was a stupid song choice for a ringtone, though Ben had changed it for you just before he left, and you didn’t have the heart to change it. The song in question was that ridiculous, Doug Dimmadome – owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome remix that had been going around lately. Every time your phone rang, it nearly gave you a heart attack, as after each conversation on it, you attempted to erase the memory of your ringtone.
You dart your arm out quickly, grabbing your phone and swiping your finger along the screen to answer, a wide grin spreading over your lips, showing off all your teeth. “Hello…” You ask softly with a bated breath.
“Y/N? Hi luv.” Ben’s smooth voice sends chills down your spine, goose bumps appearing over your arms.
“What time is it where you are?”
“I’m in Sydney currently, and it is 9:15am. How about you?”
“6:15pm here, I just got home from work.”
“God, trying to figure out these time zones is making me crazy.”
“Hey, at least we’re doing better than at the beginning of the week. You were saying good morning, when it was midnight!”
“I just hate the thought of you alone. Five more days then I’ll be home.”
As if on cue, a floppy eared beagle pup leaps onto the bed with as much grace as if she were a hippo. Sniffing around your toes, before galloping up the mattress, and butting her nose against your knuckles, then phone. “I wouldn’t exactly say I’m alone. Frankie just joined me, I think she misses you too.”
You can hear Ben’s smile through the phone, and you grin softly yourself, scratching the fingers of your free hand against her head. “So tell me about Sydney, what’s it like there?”
Ben sighs deeply, likely a combination of still waking up, the desire for a smoke and coffee, and the desire to hold you. “It’s alright.  It’s really warm here, and the people are all nice. But it’s the same thing every day, we’re all a bit tired of it.” He pauses, and you can hear his bedsheets rustling as he gets into a more comfortable position. “Fuck, I don’t even wanna be in this town.” He grumbles.
“Sydney is a City…”
You know for a fact that he’s rolling his eyes on the other side of the world, you had known each other long enough to guess the other’s reactions without ever seeing them. “Oh yeah, thanks, go on and correct the guy running off five hours sleep!” He’s trying to sound stern, but there’s laughter peeking through his tired voice.
“Hey now, if I don’t correct you, then no one will!”
“I’m sure there’s at least one other person in the world who is game enough to pull me up on my mistakes.”
You raise an eyebrow, a smirk covering your lips as you watch Frankie toddle to Ben’s side of the bed. Circling three times, before curling into a ball. “Ben, you don’t exactly take constructive criticism well…”
Ben groans, and you’re half expecting him to argue, but it never comes. “Yeah, you’re right. Knowing my luck, I’d probably call Sydney a town in the interview, and never be invited back.”
“Nah, I’m sure they’d invite you back. It’d just be to make fun of you is all.” You shrug, grinning to yourself.
“Oi, be nice! You’re supposed to be supportive and caring.”
“Yeah yeah, you’re right. You know I love you.”
“Debatable.” Ben shuffles around again, and you can hear him stifle a yawn against his palm. “So what’s been going on in the world of you then?”
“Work, sleep, work. Nothing exciting really…. Actually, the most exciting thing to happen was on Monday last week.”
“Oh? What happened?”
“I was making dinner for me and Sophie while she was still here. I had just drained the spaghetti I had cooked, it was in the colander on the counter, and I turned around to finish the sauce. The next thing I know, there’s a massive thunk echoing through the apartment, I turned around, and Frankie has knocked down all the pasta, and is running off with spaghetti hanging out of her mouth!” You can barely contain your laughter, the memory of Frankie looking both guilty, yet extraordinarily proud of what she had just done seared into your brain. “She looked like one of those Ood’s from Doctor Who!”
Ben is howling on the other end of the line, the deep baritone of his laughter only causing you to laugh harder. “Yes! Good girl! Good Frankie! Dada loves you!” Frankie lifts her head, having heard her name being called from somewhere. You reach over and scratch her head again, making kissy faces at the cheeky beagle.
“You’re not supposed to encourage this sort of behaviour! You’re the reason why she still does this kind of thing. She thinks she can get away with it!”
“Of course she can get away with it! She deserves people food just as much as you do.”
“Ben! We had no more pasta! She took it all, and there was no more in the pantry to cook.” You whine, though you both know it’s all in jest. You could never truly be mad at Frankie. Despite the occasional theft of food, or shoes, she genuinely was a well-behaved pup.
“Aw come on, you know you’re not really mad at her.” You know for a fact that if Ben were here with you now, he would be pinning you with his best set of puppy dog eyes.
Your shoulders slump in defeat, there was no use in pretending to be mad, Ben would see through your lies instantly. “Okay fine, I’m not mad. But we did end up having to buy takeout for dinner, and that was not the plan!”
“Oh boohoo, you had to get tasty food delivered, what a tragedy.”
“Hold up! How come I have to be caring towards you, yet I don’t receive the same treatment?!”
“You raise a valid point. One which I do not care to argue.”
“Whimp.”
“That’s me! - Hold on a sec, I’m just putting you on speaker. I’ve gotta start getting ready sorry.”
You push yourself up into a sitting position, pressing your back into your pillows. “How long before you have to leave?”
Ben pauses for a few moments, likely to check his schedule for the day. “Um, first interview starts at half eight, last one is around seven-ish.”
“Shit, sounds like a long day, eh?”
Ben sighs, the soft sound causing your heart to ache. All you want is to wrap your arms around him, to make him feel comfortable, and at ease, but you can’t, not from the opposite side of the world.  “Yeah, but it’s been like this the whole time. So I suppose I’m kind of used to it by now.”
“Should I let you go now? To go and get ready and all that? I don’t want to make you late.”
“I don’t want to say goodbye just yet.”
“I know, neither do I. But- but you’ll be home soon! And you’ll be home for at least a couple of months, so we won’t have to say goodbye at all for that whole time!” You’re trying to reassure Ben just as much yourself. The beginnings of these phone calls were always amazing; however the endings were almost impossible.
“Next time I go on a press tour, you should just come with me. That way we get to experience the world together, and never have to say goodbye.”
This time, it’s your turn to sigh. A deep, prolonged sound which conveys just how tired of this particular conversation you are. “Ben, you know I can’t do that. I have a job, I can’t just up and leave. They need me.”
“You don’t need a job! I’ll always look after you! You know that right?”
You rub your hand against your forehead, smoothing the lines which had formed there as you frown. “Ben, I know you’d do everything you can to look after me. But remember, you haven’t always been in my life. I grew up needing to work to look after myself. And, I don’t actually have an issue with that way of life. Don’t get me wrong, I mean, you make more in one month than I do in six. But you have to look at this from my perspective, what if one day, we aren’t together anymore? What if that happens, and I’ve quit my job so I could travel with you for tours and for work. I’d be fucked….”
“A-are you saying you don’t think we’re going to last?”
You blink in surprise, eyes growing wide as you take in Ben’s words. “How is that what you’ve taken away from what I just said?”
“Well that’s what it sounded like to me!”
You can’t help but groan, this certainly wasn’t going the way you had planned. You were both too tired to be having this conversation, that much was obvious. “Look, let’s talk about this when you get home, okay? I’m not suggesting we end our relationship, far from it. I promise. Besides, having two incomes is probably a good thing for the time being.”
Ben’s silence is deafening, and for a moment or two, you almost think he may have hung up on you. “Okay, I’m happy to talk later. Do you, um, have any plans for the rest of the night?” He’s trying to sound normal, though you know his mind has jumped to the worst-case scenarios imaginable.
“Yeah actually, Joe said he was going to drop round for a bit. He’s been in town the last couple of days catching up with friends, then he’s heading off to see Gwil for a little while. But he said he’d swing by tonight. He claims it’s because he wants to make sure I’m doing alright without you, but I’m positive he is actually just looking for an excuse to see Frankie again!”
This earns you a laugh from Ben, a genuine laugh. You knew it would, but just hearing it allowed you to relax somewhat. Maybe he would forget about what you had said, and you would be able to start this conversation fresh, when both of you were more awake. “Maybe we should get him a carboard Frankie to go with Ben-Cardy?”
“No! That is probably the worst idea you have ever had!”
“What? No way! I think it’s brilliant!”
“Benjamin, Joe has only just stopped posting videos of Ben-Cardy. Do you really want all of that to start up again?”
“Hey, it was funny! Especially that one where I got to be in it too!”
“No, that was the weirdest one!”
“You’re only saying that because you walked in on us filming it.”
“Well obviously! Put yourself in my shoes. You’ve just finished a long day at work, you come home to hear giggling in your bedroom,  and your first thought is, fuck my boyfriend is cheating on me! But oh no, instead when you storm into the bedroom, you see said boyfriend in bed with his best friend, and a cardboard cut-out of himself!”
Yet another pause follows your outburst, before Ben begins chuckling. “Okay, yeah, I see what you mean. That probably would’ve been a little odd.”
A rattling of keys in the apartment door grabs your attention, and you peer down the corridor, keeping an eye out for who was coming in. You knew who it should be, but you could never be too sure. The door creaks open, and Joe pops his head in, grinning at you broadly. You had told him where the spare key was kept, so he could let himself in when he arrived, though you had assumed he may still knock to announce his arrival. “Hey babe, I should probably get going. Joe’ll be here soon, and you need to get ready. Like properly get ready, and actually eat something for breakfast. I know you’re back on the smokes…”
“How’d you know that?”
Joe walks further into the apartment, leaning against the bedroom door frame, a fond smile on his lips. “Ben, I know everything. I see all.”
There’s a smirk in his voice now, as if he’s challenging you. “Alright then Miss all seeing. What colour are the boxers I’m wearing right now?”
You bite your bottom lip gently, completely forgetting Joe’s presence for the time being. “You’re not wearing any.” Your voice is low and sultry, and you can hear Ben hiss out a sharp breath. “Have a good day babe, I’ll talk to you later.”
You swipe your thumb against the screen, ending the call before Ben has the chance to respond. “You’re early.” You smile, turning your attention to Joe now, who was intensely pretending to have not heard the ending to your conversation.
“Did you tell him?”
“And hello to you too Joseph.”
“Y/N, did you tell him?”
You sigh, pulling your legs up so you could sit cross-legged on the bed, facing your entire body towards your friend now. “I tried to, but it didn’t exactly go according to plan.”
“So did you or did you not tell him?”
“I didn’t tell him.” Your shoulders slump, and your chin drops as you scowl at the floor.
Joe steps further into the room, coming over to your side where he rests his palm over your shoulder. “You have to tell him, he needs to know.”
“I know that Joe. Don’t you think I know that?” You grumble, flopping your head back so you could look up at him.  “It’s just, every time I try to allude to it in one of our chats, it always gets twisted, and it becomes this big misunderstanding. I think telling him face to face would be best.”
“What do you mean, when you allude to it? Are you actually coming out with the words, or are you trying to skirt around the truth?”
“I mean, I’ll get there eventually. One way or another he’ll find out, I’m just having trouble saying it is all.”
“Y/N. If you don’t tell him, then I will.”
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Just as Ben had promised, five days later you were waiting at the airport for him to arrive home. The plan had always been for you to be there when he arrived home, however Joe had also decided he wanted to wait for Ben too, as he still had another day before meeting up with Gwil. The two of you stood in the arrivals terminal, you with an A4 sheet of paper with ‘Hardy’ written in pink sharpie, and Joe beside you, with an A3 piece of paper which read ‘Ben Hard-On’.
“Could you stand over there somewhere? Like, as far away from me as possible please? I don’t want people to know that I associate with you.” You grumble, though you’re having an exceedingly difficult time not laughing at his stupidity.
“Hey, it was your idea to make signs!”
“Sign! One sign, as in singular!” You sigh, casting a glare at the grinning American.
Joe simply shrugs, knocking his elbow against your arm playfully. “Well think of it this way, he won’t be able to miss us. Not with a sign like this.” He grins, gesturing down to his crude sign with his chin.
“If anything, he may intentionally miss us after seeing that.”
Before Joe has the chance to reply, you let out a loud squeal, before darting off and leaving him far behind. You sprint forwards, pushing past the couple of people who had decided to stand directly in front of you, blocking your sign off from Ben’s view. “Ben!” You call, throwing yourself at him with as much force as possible.
Ben drops the black rucksack he had been clutching in his hand, allowing it to clunk to the ground. His arms wrap around you tightly, his fingers digging gently into your sides as he pulls you ever closer to him. “Fuck I’ve missed you.” He whispers against your ear, before nestling his nose against the crook of your neck, pressing tiny kisses to the exposed flesh there.
There are tears stinging the backs of your eyes, and you feel as if you’re about to sneeze as you hold the tears back. “I missed you too. So, so much.” You whimper, clutching your arms tighter around his torso. People moved around the two of you, pretending not to see the blatant display of affection, or just too tired to truly care. The flight Ben had just departed had flown from Singapore into London, and everyone who exited looked like zombies, your boyfriend included.
“Well shit, I hope you’ve got enough to go round.” Joe pipes up, standing just behind you and to the left, this way, when Ben looked up to see him, he was greeted with the charming sign he had made.
“I thought airports had rules as to who was allowed inside?” Ben smirked, slowly lowering his arms around you, so one arm now rested around your waist.
Joe simply shrugged, grinning like an idiot. “British airports are a lot more lenient with letting in riffraff like me.”
Shaking his head, Ben stepped forward just as Joe did, both wrapping each other in a one armed hug. “It’s good to see you mate.”
“You too Benny Boo.” Joe chuckled, earning an eye roll from the blonde, and a deep sigh from you.
Ben heads back to you, bending down to scoop up his bag, before swinging it over his broad shoulder. “Here, I have a beanie and sunnies for you.” You offer with a grin, holding the items out to him. The beanie was black, and hand knitted by the old woman who used to live in the apartment next to yours. While the sunglasses were the spare pair he always kept in your car. “Just in case you’re trying to keep a low profile.” You shrug lightly, shoving your hands into the front pockets of your jeans.
“Hey, actually Y/N raises an excellent point. You’re a big movie star now. Where are all the photographers?” Joe demands, his eyes scanning across the crowds of people in the arrivals terminal. Lo and behold, there was a serious lack of paparazzi. In fact, the closest thing which came to paparazzi, was the small huddle of teenaged girls who were gossiping amongst themselves, whilst attempting to take sneaky photos of Ben. One even went as far as holding her phone directly in front of her face, pretending to be taking a selfie, and it would’ve worked too, if it weren’t for her flash going off.
Ben smirks, lifting his brows at the girls as the three of you walk past them and towards the baggage carousel. “Well there’s two reasons actually.”
“Oh, and what would those be?” You enquire, keeping an eye out for the bags you know Ben had taken with him. Although you were positive there would likely be one or two extra, filled to the brim with gifts and souvenirs from each country.
“Well reason one, is that aside from you guys, no one else knew the actual date I would be arriving home.  In the last interview I did in Sydney, I said I would be flying out in a week. So there’s probably a heap of photographers around the lobby of my hotel asking where I am right this very moment.”
Joe turns and looks at Ben over his shoulder, brows creasing into a gentle frown. “You’re a cruel man Hardy.”
“I know, I try my best.”
You roll your eyes, nudging your arm against Ben’s lightly. “Alright, so what’s reason two then?”
At this, Ben’s face breaks out into a wide grin, as he looks between you and Joe. “I use a different name when travelling. One that’s less likely to have people catch on to it being me.”
Your eyebrows rise at this, this was the first time you’d heard of Ben going under a different alias when travelling. You had always assumed he used his own name… “What name do you use?”
“Probably something stupid, like Dinkleburg Flapjack.” Joe butts in, grinning childishly at his made-up name.
The carousel you were waiting at whirls to life, slowly chugging around as bags begin to appear along its tracks. One of Ben’s bags is one of the first to be spat out, and he walks backwards towards it, so he could answer your question. “I like to go by a name literally no one will ever now. Joe Mazzello is one of my favourites to use. Shockingly, no one’s ever heard of him?” And with that, Ben turns on his heel and darts over to grab his bag, as Joe stands stock still, his mouth opening and closing as if he were a fish out of water. As for you? Well, you’re struggling to contain your laughter, and doing a terrible job at it!
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The three of you sat in comfortable silence as you drove out of the airport, you had requested everyone -namely Joe- be quiet while you attempted to find the exit to get you back on the freeway. You always hated driving around the airport, all of the exits looked the same to you, but you found it slightly easier when you had no other distractions at least. Both Ben and Joe had offered to drive, which although kind, you had declined. One, because Ben was dead tired, and you worried that he would fall asleep behind the wheel; and two, Joe had a habit of forgetting he wasn’t in the USA, and kept trying to drive on the wrong side of the road. All in all, you were the safest option when it came to driving, at least in this scenario.
Ben had his head resting against the passenger seat window, his eyes drifting closed periodically before he would snap them wide open again, as if trying to convince himself he wasn’t in fact about to fall asleep. “Are we dropping you off somewhere Joe, or did you want to come back to our place?” You glance up at the review mirror, catching Joe’s eye in the reflection.
You watch his reaction for a moment, before returning your attention to the road ahead. You knew what his answer would be, even before you had asked the question. He want’s you to talk to Ben, and he has no intention of actually being there when you do so. He just wants it to happen. “If you wouldn’t mind making a pit stop at that little café you showed me the other day, that would be great.”
You nod gently, flicking the indicator on as you make a left turn towards town. “Yeah sure. That’s no worries.”
“Shoot us through a message later on, and we’ll meet you up somewhere to grab dinner, yeah?” Ben grins, turning around and looking at Joe in the backseat.
“Of course, that sounds great!” Joe smiles, shooting Ben a cheesy thumbs up in order to prove his agreement with the idea.
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After dropping Joe off, you make the short drive back to your apartment, still with Ben dozing off occasionally beside you. “Hey, what’s that?” He pipes up, squinting his eyes at the dashboard, his view obstructed by your hands on the steering wheel.
You cast your gaze down, searching for what had piqued Ben’s curiosity. “Oh, this?” You laugh softly, reaching one hand forward, and grabbing out the folded picture which had been jammed between the plastic dash covering. “I keep your picture in my car. I figure, if I can’t wake up next to you, then this is the next best thing.” You shrug lightly, embarrassment tinting your words.
Ben reaches forwards, taking the folded photo from you, rubbing his thumb over it gently before peeling it open so he could see both sides. From what you had visible; it was just an image of a bordering on tipsy Ben, his blonde curls tousled and unruly, and his ocean eyes shining brightly behind thick lashes. What had been hidden from view, was how on the other half of the photo, he had his arm wrapped around your waist, while your head was resting against his shoulder, an equal look of joy etched permanently upon your face. “Why’s it only me?”
You tilt your head slightly, looking down at the now flattened photo. “Because it’s a great picture of you, but not of me. Besides, I wake up to myself every day. It’s you who I’ve been missing.”  You shrug, pressing the button on the garage key, waiting of the automatic roller door to curl up, before driving into the underground carpark attached to your apartment complex.
“Well I for one, think that this is a beautiful photo. Of both of us.” Ben sighs, rubbing his index finger and thumb along the crease which had formed down the centre.
You pull the key from the ignition then unfasted your seatbelt, swivelling on your seat so you could face Ben properly now. He’s looking at you expectantly, eyes unblinking, and focused solely on you now. “Something’s up, isn’t it?” He sighs, a brief flicker of hurt flashing through his eyes.
You want to lie, to tell him that everything is fine, and that nothing had changed while he was away. Tell him that your lives weren’t about to head down a path neither of you had ever discussed. “Yes, but not in a bad way perse. Let’s get upstairs? You need to catch up on some sleep, and while you do that I’ll start getting you unpacked. We’ll talk when you’re feeling a bit more human, yeah?” You smile, though it doesn’t quite reach your eyes like usual.
You push open the car door, sliding out and stepping into the cool garage, the perpetually damp air clinging to your skin like a second layer. “Why are you avoiding having this conversation?” Ben groans, following you around to the back of the car, where you both begin to pull his bags out.
“And what conversation is that exactly Ben?”
You swing his rucksack over your shoulder, pulling a large rolling suitcase behind you. “I don’t know. Whatever conversation it is that we apparently need to have!” He’s exasperated, and honestly, so are you. The fact that he’s tired, and likely has no idea what time it actually right now either, doesn’t exactly help the situation.
“Look, yes there’s a couple of things I need to tell you, but it doesn’t have to be right this instant! It’s not some big dramatic thing, okay?”
Ben frowns, folding his arms across his chest, watching you with a stern gaze. “Well for something that isn’t dramatic, you’ve certainly been putting it off. We could’ve had this, chat, last week. But you decided you didn’t want to!”
“Ben, I am not going to fight with you. Not here, not now, not ever. I am happy to talk with you when you’ve calmed down a bit. But as for right now, I’m going to our apartment, and I’m going to make a pot of tea. I can make it for one or two people, the decision is yours.” You don’t await a reply, grabbing the handle of the suitcase, and wheeling it behind you towards the stairs that lead out of the garage.
For a few moments, you almost think Ben is going to stay and fume by the car, but soon enough you hear his heavy footsteps following you up the stairs, lugging his two other suitcases behind him. “Green or black?” His voice flows from behind you, he sounds nervous, almost as if he thinks he won’t be welcome into his own apartment.
“Black, if that’s alright? I just got a new tin of Russian caravan.” You smile over your shoulder, catching his eye and sending a wink his way.
A blush creeps up his cheeks,  one which you watch melt over his pale skin for the few moments it takes before you arrive at your apartment. You rustle around in your handbag for a few moments, before triumphantly retrieving your keys, shoving one into the main lock, and pushing the heavy wooden door open. Immediately, Frankie is bounding towards the door, barking happily at the sight of Ben. “Hey girl. Hey!” He grins, kneeling in the doorway, where Frankie stands on her hind legs, resting her front paws on Ben’s chest. “Oh I missed you so much! Did you look after Mama Y/N? Did you?” He’s speaking in his baby voice to the excitable beagle, and it’s honestly the gosh darned sweetest thing you have ever heard.
“Of course she did, she was an angel like always.” You call from the kitchen, smiling to yourself. It was the truth, aside from the odd hiccup or two -namely the spaghetti incident- Frankie had been on her best behaviour the entire time Ben was away.
“That’s my girl….” Ben’s voice is lower now, and you’re almost positive he’s bestowing belly rubs upon the spoiled pup.
Humming quietly, you busy yourself with brewing a pot of tea, taking far longer than strictly necessary to select which teapot to use. Reaching up to the top shelf in your pantry, you pull down the spherical BB-8 pot, blowing off the small amount of dust which had accumulated on its lid. As you pour the hot water over the loose tea, Ben heads into the kitchen, wrapping his arms around your waist, and resting his chin over your shoulder. “Hey – I’m sorry. I wasn’t trying to pick a fight with you before. I know it seems like it though.”
You replace the lid on the teapot, allowing the tea to steep for the necessary 3-5 minutes. “I didn’t mean to bite back. I think we’re both a bit on edge right now. It’s always like this when you’ve just come home, maybe next time we just need to try and remember that?” You half laugh, bringing one hand up, to stroke your fingers against Ben’s jaw. “If you’re ready now, we can talk?”
Ben lifts his head slightly, pressing a soft kiss against your shoulder before standing up straight, using his hand on your waist to turn you to face him. “I’m ready when you are.” He whispers, crystalline eyes boring into yours.
A deep sigh slips from your lips, a frown creasing between your brows as you attempt to form your next words. “Remember on the phone the other night, and I said that me leaving my job wasn’t such a great idea?”
You know that he remembers, how could he not? But this time you genuinely were stalling. “There’s a reason for that. No, not just because the pessimist inside of me is warning that one day I may not have your income to rely on. But because, having two incomes could be a really good thing right now. In fact, it might be for the best.”
Ben has one hand still resting against your hip, while the other is dragging his fingers through his overgrown locks. “What do you mean? I- I don’t get it?”
“What if, it wasn’t just the two of us here Ben?”
“There’s three of us. You, me, and Frankie!”
You can’t help but roll your eyes, a soft smirk on your lips now. “Right, of course. Well what about four then? What if there were four of us?”
“Do you mean Joe? Is that why he came to the airport today? Is he living with us now? Because if he is, he can bloody well help with the rent!”
“Whoa! No, not that! Not at all!”  Your lower lip presses between your teeth, as you shuffle your feet along the tiled floor. “Ben, I mean a baby. I- I’m pregnant. And I figure, babies can be hella expensive, so maybe the two of us working will make things a little bit easier?” You’re rambling now, you know that. And poor Ben seems to still be trying to compute the news you’ve just dumped on him.
“Y/N, can we just rewind for a second?”
Your mouth slams shut, eyes wide as you nod at Ben. “I’m sorry. I was going to tell you another way. Ben, I’m pregnant. I found out I think maybe, three days after you left.”
“Holy fuck. I mean, holy shit! No, I can’t swear in front of the baby. Oh my god? Is that okay? Or am I not allowed to blaspheme around the baby either?”
At this, you can’t help but laugh, stepping forwards and throwing your arms around Ben’s neck. “I’m only six weeks along. I don’t think you have to worry about thing’s like swearing yet.”
Ben freezes, locking eyes with you as he holds both hands around your waist, pulling you closer against him. “So you’re telling me. You’re pregnant, and the number one take away you have from that, is whether you should keep working or not?”  There’s humour in his voice, and his eyes are sparkling with joy.
“Yep. I guess so.” You shrug, allowing your laughter to flow freely now, uncaring if anyone else heard you.
Ben shakes his head, grinning like a mad man. “Fuck, I love you.” He whispers, leaning in towards you. Your lips lock together, melding into one like the perfect match they are. Teeth knock against teeth for a few moments as you work to find a comfortable pace and position, though your lips never part once. His hands cling to your waist, fingers pressing into your soft flesh, as if he were your anchor to reality, while your hands tangle in his hair, fingers curling and tugging at his blonde curls. Slowly, Ben pulls away, his eyes opening just barely so he could look down at you. “I’ll need to stop smoking. I promise I will.” He whispers.
You smile softly, tilting your head up so your nose bumps against his. “Now that, we can agree on.”
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sleeplessandstubborn · 4 years ago
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Emily in Paris episode 3 or it’s still more accurate than American media recent coverture on France.
Ah, I had to write that title. And I am not even talking about American Twitter. But yeah. Feel better. Somewhat I have the impression that this is going to substitute the still a better love story than Twilight in my mind. But, I’m sorry, Stephenie Meyer, I am not here for that but to make a belated, totally improvised, not at all completely planned recap of Episode 3 of Emily in Paris, your favourite Instagram version of the French capital.
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So episode 3 starts with our heroine running, as she usually does every morning. Why this Paris is more empty than the town where I live which has like 25,000 inhabitants? So many questions about where did people go. The case is her boss in Chicago calls. Yes, the one who speaks French and should be now best friends with Sylvie but it’s stuck in Chicago with her pregnancy.
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I know, Madeline, I know. It would be frustrating for me too that the main trait of my personality was I’m pregnant and on my bed. They both exchange about how now that Doug dumped her Emily’s life is full of croissants and sex, when actually is about sex. Also Emily meets street furniture. As does Madeline, too. I guess that’s not the kind of idea she had of meeting French men. Thanks Anne! Hidalgo of course.
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Madeline is sending Emily the corporate commandments for Savoir. Yikes, I thought again, a cultural clash is coming and what are corporate commandments anyway (I don’t know, sounds tacky, I’m just a puzzled European), but for now there are another problems to solve. Emily’s shower breaks, the building manager only speaks French and of course our leading lady is still struggling with understanding it. Also, sidenote: manager building is right with Miss Cooper. Only problems.
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Fortunately Gabriel exists and he helps her to break the language barrier. But this isn’t going to magically repair her shower and so Emily has to wash her hair in one of humanity’s wonders, one apex of civilization, the bidet. It’s supposed to be a bad hair day for her afterwards but... Does she look that different? Well, not for me! Discuss:
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This shows... A character development! At last! Emily is trying to learn French, and even if her beret isn’t going to help in the task, is good to see she’s trying to adapt. Still, she’s overdoing a bit with that Gioconda bag.
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I mean, girl. Relax. In order to improve her knowledge, she tries to trick her teacher - who considers a working place full of French people must be an interesting environment where to study the behaviour of the Emily Cooperius Chicagoensis but refuses the pleasure of her company if there’s not a 50 euros banknote in between. Business is business after all. Cut to Emily reuniting with my adored godess Sylvie, whose elegance and beauty only can be matched with the flag of the twelve stars in the background. Ah, Freude, schöner Götterfunken/ Tochter aus Elysium,/ Wir betreten feuertrunken/ Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!
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Well, the case is they are going to film the advertisement for De l’Heure today and it’s an important thing Emily keeps her mouth closed and unsmiling because she looks stupid, at least in Sylvie’s opinion. I’d say more scary but well.
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Luc and Julien receive them with the enraged face of every European citizen who just met an aggresive attempt  of being forced into the American Way of Doing Things. Which they refuse naturally. Madeline just sent the corporate commandments and everyone is pissed at nonsense like giving praise in public and critizising in private. But off to filming the spot for the perfume. The location is the Pont d’Alexandre III that has featured in like 20,000 advertisement for fragrances. Here they met Antoine and Emily has the twentieth humiliating experience with languages telling she’s horny out of a sudden when she wanted to mean excited.
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Emily meets the model, a Serbian blonde beauty that doesn’t speak French, that’s her personality trait. Our heroine seems rejoiced to find at least a kindred soul but we won’t have more time with the model, whose task is to walk across the bridge naked - or wearing the perfume, Antoine says - , while surrounded by men in costumes. The campaign Dream of Beauty, in short. Emily’s reaction is this:
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Antoine argues this is meant to represent the woman’s fantasy, to be desired by all these men. Emily doesn’t think this is going to be appreciated by women at the other side of the Atlantic ocean and says the idea is sexists rather than sexy. Filming stop for they to debate, which seems expensive. Stopping, not debating. Without entering on what fantasies are valid or not and who actually pays attention to advertisements for fragrances - I am not one of these people - we don’t get to learn if Emily knows who Cocteau was.
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The following morning the plumber can’t fix Emily’s shower. His gestures are pretty easy to understand, as it’s an universal fact that often the pieces needed to repair are not immediately available. Anyway, Emily asks Gabriel to help her with translation again. She must pay him or something. The thing doesn’t get to be fixed and Emily gets to shower in Gabriel’s appartment.
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Maybe he has a fantasy of some sort here? Who knows. At the office and after her class, Emily’s first conversation of the day with Sylvie goes, as usual, for a rocky start. She has made lost money and time to the company, her boss argues, and on top of that she’s the prude police. The final straw for Emily immediately after that is that someone (called Luc) drew a dick on the Sacred Corporate Commandments. Having forgotten the fact that drawing penises is part of the human nature since the dawn of times, Emily doesn’t take well the profanation. It’s too much so she goes to lunch with Mindy.
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Mindy - who is celebrating a party later and invites her - rolls her eyes at the corporate commandments and more or less say she deserves the hate because she could not expect French people were going to receive that gladly because they are against all. Well, it’s one of their multiple charms. “People like me! That’s my thing!” , Emily argues. Oh my sweet Summer child... Once back at the office, the commercial is as nonsensical as your average perfume commercial. Emily suggests a poll on Twitter to decide if it’s sexy or sexists. Bad or good, they’ll have publicity. Sounds about right?
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One day I want to be Sylvie when she answers, after Emily invited her to Mandy’s party: Sorry, I’m busy. Also when she goes on with a mini the reason you suck moment: “You come to Paris. You walk into my office. You don’t even bother to learn the language. You treat the city like it’s your amusement park”. Apparently Emily can’t wrap her head around the idea of not everyone liking her and that you don’t have why to be friends with your bosses or workmates. Girl, just a civilized relationship with them is enough. Anyway... Emily does invite her, incapable of taking a no for an answer.
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As predictable - don’t say you didn’t predict it - the party is a bit crowded and, leaving aside Mindy, Emily doesn’t know anyone there. Because, Sylvie knowing better, she didn’t show up. Well done Madame. Out of water again, Emily finds an apparently cute boy who engages in a conversation with her. With hand kissing at the balcony at all.
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All it’s very romantic until, when they are strolling the streets and after flirting a bit, Fabien I think was his name - sorry, not checking again - tells her he likes American pussies. This is too much information all of a sudden for Emily - even if it could lead her to learn another the meaning of a new French word, equally related with felines - and storms off to Gabriel’s restaurant. Why is a thing the chef is there, available to serve her a glass of wine, I don’t know, I didn’t write this thing. But finally, finally, FINALLY our heroine says she’s going to stop trying being liked by everyone. Thank you Paris, you inspired some adult realities on Emily’s brain. It’s also a productive night after all because Gabriel says he likes her. So... yay? Since many of you have already seen the complete season, you know that things are... more complicated than that.
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Of course the last three minutes of the episode are reserved for Emily Was Right After All moments. The poll is a success even if the commercial is not universally liked - but as Emily has learn this is not that important anymore -, she takes revenge on Luc bringing a dick shaped bread, or cake - I don’t know exactly what it is - which is a funny and irreverent way to respond him aaaand... finds a present from Antoine on her desk, lingerie from La Perla. Which is, ew, a bit creepy.
Aaaand that was all. I had to rewatch it because it had been eras since I last wrote about this series. I promise to be more disciplined with the next ones. Until then.
P.S. Down with Corporation Commandments.
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angrylizardjacket · 5 years ago
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you wrote ‘don’t forget’ on your arm // 2 // charlotte&lola (penny&jupiter)
Summary: The Dirt.
A/N: @misscharlottelee and @local-troubled-writer . warnings for attempted suicide, overdoses, drugs, alcohol, swearing, angst, and everything else in The Dirt movie. Very Long.
Part 2 of 2
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Lola’s holding Nikki’s hand. Jupiter’s sitting behind them in the theatre, with Seo on one side and Penny on the other, with their siblings, and various band members’ children filling the row beside them; the band themselves, and the cast, sitting in the row in front.
And Lola’s holding Nikki’s hand in her white-knuckled grip, nervous. She doesn’t speak. The lights go dark. Jupiter doesn’t know quite why they do it, but they take Penny and Seo’s hands too.
“The 1980s. The worst fucking decade in human history...”
Jupiter’s never gone out of their way to learn much about their family history; it’s never done them any favours, and they don’t wanna read about how debauched their family was. Nikki, technically their stepdad, was a base player, and that’s all they cared to know. Love of their mom’s life. Whatever.
“That’s Tommy, our drummer. He makes a lot of bad choices.”
It’s with a huff of amused resignation that both Jupiter and Penny make a noise of agreement, trying to detach themselves from watching Colson as Tommy go down on a girl on the big screen in front of them. After hearing them, Lola casts a quick glance over her shoulder, giving an amused smile.
The first thirty seconds gives Jupiter more information than they’d ever wanted to know about their extended band-family, though they knew Mick was their favourite for a reason.
So it comes as a shock to see Nikki’s life laid bare in the first few minutes, so quickly after that. About shitty boyfriends his mom had had, how he’d framed her for abuse, how he’d been put into the system, how he’d met Lola.
“And then there was her, the only person I’d met who could top my psycho mom origin story.” The film crash-cuts through two second clips of a young Lola arguing with her mother, and her mother shoving her into a candle, followed by young Lola screaming in a hospital bed, her in court, and finally her glaring down at a young Nikki in a group home. She kicks him hard in the shin while he’s asleep on a sofa, contrasting the voice over. “The only person in the world who seemed to give half a shit about me.”
And Jupiter finds theirself with a strange, hollow feeling in their chest; five minutes and they know more about their stepdad than they’d ever bothered to learn in the before.
“Dude! Fuck yeah! Finally my turn!” Tommy’s voice rings out, and the scene shifts.
Jupiter knows Tommy’s story almost too well, but Penny’s grip on Jupiter’s hand turns suddenly painful.
“If I knew you were gonna make me late, I wouldn’t have invited you at all!” Tommy groans as he steps into the kitchen, and the camera whip-pans around to show Charlotte, all dressed up, looking as ready to go out as Tommy, contrasting the rest of the family.
“I’m never going to say no to your mom’s cooking,” Charlotte tells him with half a bread roll in her mouth, before smiling sweetly at Tommy’s mother, thanking her.
“Just keep him out of trouble,” his mother tells her with an amused smile, and Charlotte stands, taking another bread roll and heading to Tommy.
“She can try.” Tommy snorts, clapping her on the back, “come on, I don’t wanna miss them!”
Charlotte, as portrayed by Josie, is bright and cheerful, sarcastic and more earnest than the rest of the band put together, and Penny’s hand in Jupiter’s is trembling as Tommy’s voiceover explains that Charlotte’s his cousin, and the only person in the family who ‘wasn’t a square’.
Nikki and Lola meet Charlotte and Tommy that night in the diner, and Lola’s bleeding, same as Tommy, and Charlotte asks if she’s dead. 
“Charlie’s the only person I’ve known who could talk Lola out of a bad idea,” Tommy’s voice over explains, just as Lola, in the diner, grimaces and spits a mouthful of blood.
“Fuck you,” Lola glowers at Charlotte.
“And Lola’s one of the few who could lead her into one.” Tommy adds candidly in hindsight.
But then Tommy’s twirling his drumsticks, and Lola goes from looking murderous to intrigued; she and Nikki share an impressed look, and the scene cuts to the one of Mick’s introduction.
Surprisingly enough, Jupiter wasn’t shocked by any of Mick’s story, they’d spent a lot of time with him in their early 20s, he’d taught them guitar.
But then there’s Vince’s introduction, his first jam session with the band, and the naming of the band. In the background, there’s Lola, always there, always unexplained, just around, just like Charlotte, the two chatting, forming a fast friendship in the background.
And then the first gig rolls around, the scene starting with Lola kicking in the greenroom door.
“We had only three things that gave us an edge that night;” the voice over of Nikki informed the audience, “our look, our killer sound, and the best roadie on The Strip.”
“House is looking pretty full,” Lola told them, making a beeline for the bottle of JD sitting next to Nikki, who was applying his makeup. Tommy pauses his drumstick twirling to fist pump. “Nice pants,” she tells Vince, who was stretching in a pair of white leather pants, grinning.
“They cost my girlfriend like eight hundred bucks.”
At the end of the scene, she gives Vince a kiss, for luck, followed by a wink, and Jupiter, who knew this part of their mother’s story, still feels a sense of discomfort. This wasn’t just gossip anymore; their mother’s history is public knowledge, now more than it’s ever been.
The fight that ensues during the band’s first gig shows Lola get punched in the face by someone in the crowd, and later, once everyone’s been tended to, Charlotte and Lola can be seen by the bar at the back of the crowd, and Charlotte’s checking if Lola’s nose is broken, both women laughing at the situation. It’s a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment, but neither Jupiter nor Penny does, and later letting out a gentle, fond ‘oh’.
A montage follows, of the band getting their act together, writing music, playing at pubs, their names on the marquee, making a backdrop, always with Lola and Charlotte somewhere in the background.
But then Vince’s girlfriend catches him with Lola, and all she does is laugh, while Vince chases after his girlfriend, butt naked. Charlotte takes the photos of the band with the giant hot dog, and she and Lola help dye Tommy’s hair, and generally indulge in the band’s bastard antics.
It’s clear from their body language that the women are close by the time Zutaut is introduced and the band is playing the Troubadour. Charlotte’s given his business card while Lola pack’s up the band’s gear after a gig, while the rest of the band debauch themselves in the crowd.
A record deal comes, then the introduction of Doc McGee, though Mick pauses the film for a moment after Doc is introduced by punching out an unruly guest at a house party.
“This didn’t actually happen. Doc never came to this filthy shithole. That guy? That happened, but it wasn’t Doc.” The scene rewinds to show Lola knocking out the guy, throwing him out of the party. “When she wasn’t fucking or sucking the rest of the band, she did a pretty good job as our security detail, and now, we had the cash to pay her for her,” he cleared his throat pointedly, “services.”
The scene shifts, however, to show Doc McGee and Doug Thaler outside a door labeled ‘STAGE STAFF ONLY’.
“Doc we met at the Santa Monica Civic Center after a show...”
But when we come back, it’s to the version of the story where Doc is the hero in the apartment party, being introduced by Zutaut.
Charlotte is there for their first stadium show, giving them all a pep talk while Lola's nowhere to be found. Tommy makes a point of hugging her tight enough to lift her off the ground.
“You keep me sane, Charlie.”
“Get off me you grub; wash the vomit out of your fuckin’ mouth!” Charlotte exclaims in protest.
Which is a sharp contrast to the reveal a few moments later, after following Zutaut asking after his girlfriend, to reveal Vince and Lola tag teaming said girlfriend. When they emerge, the rest of the band admonishes the pair of them, but Lola just rolls her eyes. When she steps away, Charlotte punches her in the shoulder and Lola blows a kiss to her.
“I found out many years later, and it hurt. Really bad.” Zutaut tells the audience in an aside, “bottom line is, don’t ever leave your girlfriend alone with Motley Crue, ever! Because they will fuck her.”
Another montage, of band rising in fame, posing for magazines, of meeting a then-relatively unknown Guns ‘n’ Roses, including shots heavily implying Charlotte’s burgeoning romance with Duff McKagan, and Lola’s equal parts mocking and supportive.
“How many chicks have you fucked so far?” Nikki asks, reclining, fully clothed, by the pool, enjoying a day off during their tour with Ozzy Osbourne.
“Three,” Vince tells him, eyes still glued to the ass of the girl who had just passed them all.
“No, not today, on the tour,” Nikki enthuses, and Vince’s expression lights up.
“Oh man,” he laughed in a dazed, high sort of way, “I lost count after that gangbang in Salt Lake City.” He chuckled, and by Tommy, Charlotte makes a noise of disgust, “prude.” Vince rolls his eyes at her where she’s sitting at the back of a chair with Lola on the end.
“She’s just mad ‘cos she left her own piece of ass in LA,” Lola snorted, and Charlotte shoves her from the chair.
“Did you ever stop to think that the slobs who fuck you guys probably fuck every other band who comes through town?” Mick cuts in with his characteristic monotone.
Charlotte sticks her tongue pointedly out at Lola, still sitting on the ground.
“I’m a one-band slob!” Lola turns her nose in the air as the rest of the band laughs.
“We’re like pussy brothers with the whole scene!” Tommy exclaims.
Ozzy Osbourne imparts his words of wisdom, snorts ants, and it’s followed by a montage of the band absolutely raising hell, setting fires, smashing up hotel rooms and throwing entire hotel rooms worth of furniture out of windows. There’s cocaine and nudity in abundance, intercut with a remake of the Looks That Kill music video, which featured both Lola and Charlotte.
Then, with the song rising in intensity, it cuts from Vince meeting Sharise, to Charlotte catching Duff cheating on her, and smash-cuts to Charlotte wielding a baseball bat.
“Sucks to suck!” She yells from where she’s standing on top of his car, and smashes his window.
“Fore!” Lola yells, delighting in the mayhem, and takes out his side mirror with a golf club.
And then they’re introducing Razzle; Penny, beside Jupiter, goes still.
His introduction is tongue in cheek and fond as he receives a blowjob under a table when he first meets the Crue.
“I fucking -” the shot cuts mid sentence and his eyes follow a brunette who passes in front of the camera, “ - love America.” And the camera pans out to reveal it’s Charlotte, with freshly died hair and a bloodthirsty expression. He stands, away from his band on the sofa in Vince’s house in the middle of a party.
He follows her to the bar, which Lola’s behind, eating cocktail onions and talking with Charlotte, who’s still mad about Duff.
“Hello, Miss Lee,” he says with a hint of nervousness. Lola watches the interaction with wide, amused eyes, and Charlotte turns, about ready to kill, but she sees Razzle’s earnest smile and unique look, and lets herself relax a little; he’s not Motley Crue or Guns ‘n’ Roses coming to bug her, but she knows him, if only because of Tommy.
“You’re always this proper, Hanoi boy?”
“The rock and roll scene in the eighties has never been known for being a breeding ground for soulmates as much as it had been for various venereal diseases,” Tommy’s voice over cuts in, “but fuck if Charlotte and Razzle weren’t the exception.”
There’s tabloids upon tabloids telling the audience about the hottest new couple, about Hanoi Rocks drummer and Motley Crue’s... well, they always call her something different, never anything nice. 
“Every day blurred into the next back then,” Nikki told the audience over the visuals of a montage of various concerts, of Lola walking in on Charlotte and Razzle getting busy in a dressing room, of drinking and debauched parties in mansions, of Tommy meeting Roxie, “and yeah, maybe we started to loose ourselves, but fuck it, we’d never been happier.”
“Move in with me,” Vince tells Sharise. And the film smash cuts to -
“Marry me,” Roxie tells Tommy, and again, a smash cut -
“I’m fucking pregnant.” Charlotte whispers to herself in a dirty bathroom stall.
“Well,” Nikki’s voice over mused, before it cut to a shot of Lola and Nikki furiously tearing at each other’s clothes in the back of a tour bus, “we’d never been happier.”
After that, they’re on tour; Tommy’s parents meet Roxie, and subsequently Roxie calls Tommy’s mother a cunt since she’d said ‘Roxie’s like Lola; a groupie’. 
The next scene has a tonal shift, a moment of levity as it’s the band meeting Charlotte’s baby, and in the theatre, all grown up, that baby finds herself with tears in her eyes. The band in the film loves her, as does Hanoi Rocks, who also get to meet her, and Charlotte and Razzle look so fucking proud.
They play God Bless The Children Of The Beast over a montage of baby Penelope growing up, of Charlotte finding herself at home while her various families - blood and not - had to go away on tour. She and Razzle call on the phone but there’s a party happening at his end, and she tries to call Tommy but he doesn’t pick up.
Razzle falls asleep in the studio, looking at a photo of Charlotte and Penny from his wallet, clearly still thinking about them, but he’s in Finland, writing music, and Charlotte just can’t leave the life she’s created. He wants to go back to her but he’s under contract. 
Charlotte goes to visit Lola and Nikki, only to find their house trashed from a house party that she clearly hadn’t been invited to. Lola’s asleep on the lawn. Charlotte leaves without waking her.
When Charlotte calls Razzle again, his bandmate, Sami Yaffa picks up, and Charlotte starts crying, starts venting. Sami talks to Razzle about how he should see Charlotte more often, and Razzle, sleep deprived and missing Charlotte like a physical ache, asks why he cares so much.
Razzle flies to see Charlotte and they argue, Charlotte crying, Razzle desperate, both under pressure and acting irrational after not having seen each other for far too long. Penny, all of two years old, hovers in the doorway, watching as Charlotte pulls the engagement ring from her finger and tells Razzle she needs some space if he’s really going to accuse her of things after one phonecall with his bandmate.
“Have you heard from Charlotte?” Tommy’s speaking to Lola over the phone, and when she tells him she hasn’t, asks why, he hesitates. The audience doesn’t hear the rest of what he says, but Lola’s reaction says it all.
“In the years that have passed since this moment, I have become a much different woman, have learned to let go of my anger, have made peace with my past,” Lola’s first and only voice over segment is delivered with a soft, sad tone, “but I don’t think I’ll ever forgive the universe for taking Charlotte from us.”
“What did you do? What did you fucking do?!” Lola’s bawling as she confronts Razzle, who seems clueless, bewildered. Lola punches him in the face. “I know she left because you fought; what the fuck did you say to her to make her leave?” Lola shoves him, and he stumbles back, apologises even though he doesn’t quite know what he’s apologizing for. Lola grabs him by his collar, hollering, “she’s gone! They can’t fucking find her, and now she’s fucking gone!” 
It hits him, the expression on his face changing to devastation, and Lola dissolves into tears, the fight leaving her as she cries against his shoulder.
“Charlotte?” His voice breaks, tears tracking down his cheeks, expression blank and shocked.
“It was never his fault.” Lola’s voice over murmurs.
Lola’s high at Charlotte’s funeral, clinging to Tommy and swaying, and Razzle’s holding baby Penny, who’s asking after Charlotte.
Penny’s full-on crying in the theatre, her face against Jupiter’s shoulder, who’s shocked and shaking beside her. Seo squeezes their hand, and then extracts his hand from theirs to pet Penny’s head. 
Charlotte’s off her fucking face in the next scene, the party at Vince’s house, almost catatonic against Nikki as he snorts another line of coke. Tommy sees Heather Locklear and somehow she’s the most beautiful, most stable girl at the party, and she’s mean to him, and doesn’t say sorry for his loss, and he might be in love. 
Razzle, who’s melancholy drunk, even though it’s been months since Charlotte’s death, goes with Vince to get more booze, even though they’re both drunk, and it all happens so fast, the car crash, making Penny an orphan all within five minutes of screen time. 
“You can’t take her! You can’t fucking take her from me!” Tommy’s drunk and hollering at the older couple who’s picking up Penny; Razzle’s parents.
“Get your shit together, Thomas; if she stays with you people, what happened to- to Nicholas will happen to her, I know it will,” Razzle’s mother says with tears in her eyes, “we can’t let that happen.”
“She’s my niece! She’s Charlotte’s kid! She’s all I have left of her!”
They show Vince’s trial, and Penny’s baby photos from her time back in Finland, while Nikki narrated how he and Lola hadn’t even visited Vince in prison, as they’d discovered the wonders of heroin. Together, the drug had made their love invincible, as long as they never touched the outside world. But they bring Tommy in, and Mick’s tired of them all, and by the time Vince gets out of prison, newly sober, their lives had gone to shit. 
Doc tries to fire Lola, but she laughs hazily and tells him he doesn’t have the authority, so Vince tries to fire her because she’s on heroin, and Lola takes a swing at him, but she misses and topples to the ground.
He calls her a mess and he’s right.
Lola and Nikki get better at acting like they’re not out of it, and Tommy gets his shit together with Heather, and by the time they’re working on their stage show for the Theatre of Pain tour, they’re in some sort of haphazard order. There’s something sad in Lola’s eyes when she tells Tommy that he and Heather are cute together, but they cut away to Vince and Skylar before it can linger too long.
Tommy mentions how he misses Penny when he sees Skylar, how she should be with him, with family, how he’s finally gotten his shit together. 
But then they’re on tour, as narrated by Tommy over Girls, Girls, Girls, his debauched days away from Heather, despite their engagement. He mentions fucking Lola as:
“Two am, renew my mile high club membership by falling back into bad habits... and again at three am, and again at five in the bathroom of the strip club... I’m so fucking weak.”
Nikki sees his mother again after years, and even Lola can’t even bring him out of how hard he’s spiraling this time, self isolating, overdosing after Tommy’s wedding to Heather. Lola’s not at the wedding, but Penny is; she’s a flower girl and Tommy looks ecstatic. 
Instead, we see Nikki flatline in the back of the ambulance, we see Vince watch the news reporting on his apparent death, and cut to a shot of Lola finishing a bottle of JD and letting herself fall into the pool on her and Nikki’s property.
Cutting back, Vince tells his daughter that he loves her, and he holds her tight, before a realization comes over him, and he tells her gently to go back to sleep.
The paramedics revive Nikki with enthusiasm, and then we see Vince running barefoot across Lola and Nikki’s lawn, before seeing her illuminated and floating in the pool. He dives in after her, and pulls her out, performs CPR while crying, telling her that he can’t lose her too. Spluttering to life, Lola, soaking wet and still undeniably drunk, tells him he should have left her in there. The scene fades to black as Vince cradles her to his chest.
Nikki tells the audience that he’s hit rock bottom, that he’d start to make a change to his life... right after he goes back to heroin again.
The band, and Lola, go to rehab, and little by little things start to get better. More than anything, they’re trying, Nikki’s trying to enjoy feelings again, but Lola’s uncomfortable, and everyone’s on each other’s nerves; without the drugs and alcohol, it seems like the music isn’t sounding right. 
“I forget what happened,” Mick tells the audience in an aside, “it’s all a blur. But with Dr Feelgood we got our first number one album,” and the visuals change to that of their various concerts over The Same Ol’ Situation, “and I think we played something like a billion shows to a billion people in a billion cities all over the world, and it was our first tour without Lola, as she was off being having another kid -”
“First kid, you senile fuck,” Lola’s voice over interrupts with annoyance.
Tommy tries to call Heather, but she doesn’t pick up. Vince tries to call Sharise but she won’t let him talk to his daughter. They’re all getting burnt out, it’s clear to see.
“Guys, I really fucked up,” Tommy sits down with the band at an after party, looking conflicted, “Heather’s been all weird and distant, and...” he hesitated, “I’m pretty sure Lola’s kid’s mine.”
“Are you fucking kidding me?” Nikki snaps, leaning forward, teeth bared, “no fucking wonder Heather’s been weird, Lola’s only -”
“Ten weeks along, I know -” and Vince looks almost physically ill.
“How the fuck do you know the kid’s yours?”
“Because,” Tommy hesitated, “it was right before Nikki OD’ed.”
“Right before your fucking wedding,” Mick spat, and Tommy at least had the decency to look guilty. Nikki looks genuinely hurt.
“Fuck you, man, you’ve already got the wife and fucking kid -” Nikki growled.
“Look, I’m not fucking proud of myself!”
“Go fuck yourself.”
Vince ends the argument by announcing bitterly that he needs a fucking drink, that he’s sick of not having any fucking fun, and the whole band deteriorates from there.
They get back to LA; Sharise has left Vince, Heather leaves Tommy, Nikki comes home to a heavily pregnant Lola, but looks at her like he can’t believe she’d betray him.
“What if we gave this a shot,” Tommy asks Lola when she comes to him in tears, and she sniffles, blinks in confusion, “us, me and you and Penny, and baby Lee, what if we gave it a real shot?”
When Jupiter is born, it’s just Lola and Tommy in the aftermath, looking happier than they have in a very long while. Looking hopeful.
They call the baby Jupiter, and in the theatre, Jupiter themselves is shocked.
“You didn’t... deadname me.” They muttered quietly over their shoulder, and Lola gives a small, sad smile, shaking her head. Of course not.
The hope they feel in the film is shortlived, as Nikki and Tommy get into a fight, over Vince, but the tension is more than just his absence. Vince leaves the band, and the world feels fractured. They get a new lead singer, but it doesn’t feel the same, and when Tommy gets home to see her making dinner with Penny helping out, and Jupiter in a bassinet on the kitchen island, his smile is a little sad, a little forlorn. Lola smiles at him, but something about it isn’t quite right. 
Vince sees the band do an interview without him, and while it’s disheartening, it’s overshadowed by his daughter in hospital. He tries to tell her it’ll be okay, but it’s not working, she’s terrified and teary and young, and it’s breaking Vince’s heart.
When the band’s not together, they’re falling apart.
Skylar is dying, Mick’s in pain, reminiscing about the band’s early years, and Nikki gets the rights back to their music as their record label drops them.
“This is what you wanted,” Zutaut tells him, “are you happy?”
Nikki doesn’t answer.
Tommy asks Lola if she loves him. She answers; of course, but there’s something sad about it.
“And Nikki?”
“I’ve always loved him,” her voice is quiet, and Tommy gives her a sad smile.
“I know, Lols.”
The scene cuts, and Nikki’s sitting alone in his backyard, drinking a beer.
“I had our music back, but Zutaut was right; we were better before. Now I just had to get the band back,” he paused in his voice over, and there was a knock on a window near where he’d been sitting. Looking up suddenly, wildly, the camera reveals Lola, looking both nervous and hopeful, “but first I needed her back. The first person I’d given half a shit about.”
“Lola.” He says in the scene, getting out of his chair, voice disbelieving. Lola nods, steps forward, smiles.
“I’ve missed you.”
Then Vince loses Skylar, his whole world falling apart as Sharise sobs, and Nikki goes to visit his father’s. Frank Ferrana is dead, died on Christmas day, and so he leaves, goes back to where Lola’s waiting. 
He needs the band back, and he goes to Tommy first.
“Hey man,” Tommy opens the door, exhaling a lung full of smoke.
“What I did at your wedding,” Nikki starts, swallowing hard, “I didn’t...” he fumbles through his words while Tommy stares him down, waits for an apology, “and... and with the whole thing with Lola, I -”
“What’s up, Nikki?” Tommy grumbles, taking another drag of his cigarette.
“I was really fucking selfish, and I shit on something that was important to you, both times, and I am really sorry.” He explains, sincerity clear in his words.
“I know you pretty well, Sixx, so I kind of get it,” Tommy sighs, before adding, “and it’s okay.” He pauses, before grinning, “but could you say that last part one more time for me?” He snickers.
“Don’t fucking push it, T-bone.” Nikki rolls his eyes with a grin as Tommy laughs, and invites him inside.
“I’m really sorry about... about Lola.” Nikki adds, a little guilty as he steps inside.
“Yeah,” Tommy puts on a show of being a little disappointed, “I’m pretty sure she’s gonna end up the one that got away.” He muses, and Nikki apologises, again, much to Tommy’s delight, “nah, man, it’s all cool, you fuckers have been in love since you were sixteen; I know she loves me, but it’s never gonna be the same.” He gives Nikki a good-natured shove.
There’s no hard feelings, and Jupiter meets Nikki - Uncle Nikki - with delight. 
Tommy and Nikki find Mick after his surgery, pick him up to go find Vince, and with gentle words they get the blonde back. Nikki’s got a speech, because he’s always got a speech, about how they’re brothers in arms, about how their friendship means more than any fucking band, and when he apologises about what happened to Skylar, Vince breaks down. No-one can blame him.
The last shot starts with Lola, a few months pregnant and holding a clipboard, knocking on a door that says Nikki Sixx, calling his name.
He opens the door, smiles at her, and gives her a kiss before she goes to get the rest of the band, one by one, as Home Sweet Home plays. They walk to the stage, the four of them, grinning, back in action, back at home. They walk onto stage, and Nikki gives a smile to the camera.
In loving memory of Charlotte Lee and Nicholas “Razzle” Dingley.
The credits rolls, and the theater bursts into applause, Jupiter and Penny clinging to each other and bawling. 
“You did good, Penny, you did so fucking good,” Jupiter tells her, before moving back, and turning to see their mother, with tear-stained cheeks, watching the pair with pride in her eyes. Without hesitation, Jupiter leans forward to hug their mother tightly, both sobbing.
“I love you, Jupiter,” Lola murmurs against her shoulder.
“I love you too, mom.”
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hitchell-mope · 5 years ago
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(Film three. In Auradon. Bal’s apartments in the castle. After “best day of my life”. Mal’s in a pair of Ben’s boxer shorts and a doctor who T-shirt. Standing there)
Ben (looping his arms around her waist): hey
Mal: hey. How are you?
Ben: good. Good. And you
Mal: oh so much better now (she turns around) and is this all for me?
Ben: mmmmmmaybe?
Mal: well I greatly appreciate it whoa
(She’s turned around to get a better look at him. He’s, just like her. In boxers. Longish purple hair. And literally nothing else)
Mal: oooh I’m feeling very matchy matchy and very much mismatched
Ben: well there are two ways of remedying that. I could put a top on. OR. I could lock the door and soundproof the room and
Mal: lock the door I’ll soundproof
Ben (very happy): okay
Mal: oh my god!
(Under Ben’s shoulder blades are two jagged cuts from which are growing beating miniature mounds of flesh in a dark blue colour)
Ben: what’s wrong?
Mal: your back!
Ben: what! What is it. What’s wrong?
Mal: I. I. II don’t. Know. It looks like somethings growing out of your back
Doug (walking in briskly with Evie right begins): it’s probably dragon wings. The ember sped up the process I think
Mal: and how do you know that?
Doug: Hierachy And History: all levels of magic and their effects and uses. First edition illustrated.
Bal: can I?
Doug: yes you can borrow it. Hell. Keep it. I’ve got plenty
Mal: how do you know all this?
Doug: I uh bought literally every book about magic when you brought it back. Physical copies and on kindle
Mal: ohhhh. For a minute I thought you were mansplaining to us.
Evie: he’s not chad. He actually knows things. And why the hell aren’t you dressed?
Mal: well sis. We almost died a couple of hours ago so Ben and I were about to engage in a bit of glad to be alive
Evie: eww shut up
Mal: oh like you and Doug haven’t
Evie: that’s besides the point.
Mal: why are you here?
Evie: why do you think. Ben put a top on or something
Bal: no
Ben: I’m comfortable
Mal: I’m relaxed when he’s like this
(Evie sighs and looks defeated)
Doug: so what’s the plan
Mal: yeah about that. I’ve been thinking and I think I’ve connected the dots
Doug: oh?
Mal: yeah and it’s got to do with you and I sis
Evie (horrified): no
Mal: yah
Evie: no
Mal: yeah
Evie: nonono
Mal: yesyesyes
Evie: NO!
Mal: yes! Face it E we might be related
The boys: what?
Mal: think about it. Our mothers are the most self centred vainglorious batshit crazy bitches that side of the river Tiber. They would want the most powerful. Chernabog is a recluse and an altruist. The headless horseman has no mouth so can’t sing their praises. So all that’s left is the god of the dead
Evie: but I’m beautiful
Mal: and what am I. Corned beef?
Ben: I’d still marry you if you were corned beef if that helps
Mal: it does help surprisingly
Evie: but didn’t Maleficent say your dad was human?
Mal: villains lie E. That’s why I was always a disappointment
(Ben hugs her)
Adam (sauntering in like he owns the place): well isn’t that sweet.
Evie: what the hell are you doing here?
Adam: I’ve come to discuss the appalling situation that you let happen.
Mal: I’m sorry?
Adam: so you should be. Ben I have a plan. Put them all back and close it permanently
Doug: what
Adam: go back to the mine. It’s where you belong dwarf
Ben: ok you get out.
Adam: what?
Ben: you heard me. You’re not king. And you have no control over me my actions or my friends. So please. Get out
Adam: fine. But you should at least hear what happening since you had to have him save you
Doug: my names Doug but go on.
Adam: the people are in a panic. They’re terrified. If hades can escape others will try to. If you ask me
Bal and Devie: we didn’t
Adam: if you ask me I personally think it’s high time you do away with this ridiculous endeavour once and for all
Ben: no.
Adam: I wasn’t talking to you boy. I was talking to the future queen. Your people are scared. And even the poor are scared they lash out. Either way you’ll end up back where you cane from. You Carlos and the rest of the technicolour freaks that are destroying the property values that I painstakingly created. You are a “vk” are you not?
Mal: I’m not uh I uhm I don’t consider myself a vk anymore
Adam: then who? That is who you are right. Cradle to grave and all that rhetoric. Face it Mal. You are not an Auradon girl.
Elsa: oh you are so right beast. My daughter is not an Auradon girl. She’s the soon to be the queen of Auradon and isle AND she’s the princess of Arendelle. So that’s three titles to your zero. Meaning you’d do well to shut up
Adan: to what do I owe this...thing
Elsa: my daughter was hurt. So I’m checking on her. Like you should be doing for Ben. Or has belle finally ridding herself if you rendered you void of the most basic compassion for your son as well as everything else?
Adam: as I was saying. If my reasonable suggestion goes unheeded the people will rise up and there’s (a phone blasts out “backstreets back”) OH WHAT NOW!
Ben: it’s my cell phone. Doug would you be a dear and grav it for me
Doug: sure. But only if you put a top on?
Ben: I’ll think about it
(Doug snickers and answers the phone)
Doug: king Ben’s personal cell phone the major-domo speaking. Yes. Yes. Oh shit. Thank you for informing us (he hangs up) the wand, the spindle, Jafar’s staff and the magic mirror have been stolen from the museum
Bal, Elsa and Evie: what?
Mal: when?
Doug: two hours ago. There’s no security footage. The cameras were busted. Ten guards are dead. Two have had the hearts crushed. The rest were cut to pieces by glads shards
Adam: ok then. It’s decided. Round them up. I’ll get the trucks ready. We can have you and them all back by sundown
Elsa: you realise who you’re sounding like right now?
Adam: the only sane man. As it has been for years. Now Mal my dear. Your choice. Anarchy or order. Where’d she go
(Mal’s teleported away)
Evie: you poked the dragon.
Ben: I’ll go after. See if she’s ok
Elsa: no I will. This is a mother’s job
(She teleports after Mal and finds her in the dining room hyperventilating)
Mal: I can’t do it. I I can’t
(Elsa pulls her into a cool down hug)
Elsa: shhh shhh now. Don’t listen to him.
Mal: but he’s right. I’m going to be the queen. I should be thinking about these things. And ten people are dead. And some nutbag has some of the most powerful magical relics in existence
Elsa: but you still have the book and the sceptre. And the book. And if your hunch is correct. You’re half god. So
Mal: so, what?
Elsa: so...beast cannot lay a hand on you or Ben or anyone you care about. Not without your say so.
Mal: so what you’re saying is I hold all the cards
Elsa: essentially yes
Mal (weak laugh): why doesn’t that make me feel better
Elsa: because your upbringing had left you scarred and unable to make decisions that could impact people you care about
Mal: ... harsh but true
Elsa: listen
(This is when “brave” happens)
Mal: I can be brave. I can tell Adam where to stick it.
Elsa: I’ll supply the barge pole
Mal (cackling): please let me see that when it happens
Elsa: hmmmmm maybe
(Back in bal’s living room)
Evie: you’ve hated us all since the moment we arrived. You couldn’t stand the fact Ben chose my sister over the Hunan balloon animal you picked out.
Adam: sometimes the parent really does know best
Evie: said Gothel. Said Madame Mim. Said Jafar, Cruella, my mother, Yzma, Gaston, Maleficent and every single shitty parent we had to deal with over there. You’ve joined their ranks plain and simple
Adam: I am not one of them. You are. Upsetting the well defined status quo on a whim.
Ben: you were a bastard of a father and now you’re a bastard of a human being. The kingdom has me now. And I shan’t make the same mistakes errors and blatant crimes against humanity that you did
Adam: then you’ll be a disappointment as king.
Evie: oh for once in your life shut up and let others speak
Adam: PRETTY THINGS SHOULD SIT STILL AND REMAIN SILENT!
Evie: oh there’s my mother again. Doug honey did you know that she said that exact same thing to me when I stared talking?
Doug: oh my god I’m so sorry.
Evie: eh don’t be. I’m over it. Well mostly. But the fact that this idiot is saying it says plenty about his perceived moral superiority
Adam: if you can’t listen to reason I can always force you.
Evie: once again. My mother. Maleficent. Gaston. Jafar. Cruella. Mim. Medusa. Yzma. Hearts. Need I go on?
(In Ursula’s grotto Uma’s working on something)
V!Harry: what are you doing. Well. I know what you’re doing. I’m you. I’m just asking for the benefit of those out there
Uma: who?
Harry: nothing. Don’t worry.
Uma: ugh whatever. I’m working on an escape. If she thinks she can stop me she’s sorely mistaken
(This is when “speechless” happens)
(Mal bursts back in to the room)
Mal: alright here’s what’s going to happen. Ben, Evie you guys still wanna continue with the program?
Ben: yes
Evie: absolutely
Mal: then you do that. Because, Adam, we aren’t closing the barrier. You got that?
Adam: I really don’t think
Mal: I don’t care what you think. Nobody here cares what you think. You’re no longer king. Hence superfluous to the narrative. You’re nothing. The chain of command goes Ben, Doug, me, Evie
Evie: uh excuse me?
Doug: sorry hon. She’s right.
Ben: yeah. King, major-domo, queen, chancellor.
Evie: shit
Mal: so you can scream shout moan complain. But we’re not closing off the island. EVER!
Adam: you’ll regret this.
Mal: pretty sure we won’t.
(Adam stalks off)
Mal (immediately deflating): man I need a drink. Amethyst wine anyone?
Evie: do I even wanna know?
Mal: probably not.
Ben: it’s great. Just like the butter bars
(Evie turns green around the gills)
Doug: I’m probably gonna regret this but what’s in it
Mal: white wine. Vodka. A quarter pound of sugar. And it’s all mixed together with juiced violets. Hence the colour
Evie: that sounds disgusting.
Ben: oh it is. But we made it with magic so the potency is through the roof
Doug: meaning?
Ben: meaning it’ll get you blackout
Mal: shitfaced
Bal: blindingly drunk
Evie (forcing back a disgusted look): ahahaha. I’ll pass
Bal: suit yourself
(They commence drinking. In the isle chadeficent is looking on as Ursula goes belly up)
Chadeficent: need some help?
Ursula: my wretch of a daughter blew up my grotto and escaped with that mouth breathing pirate spawn. Of course I need help
(Chadeficent sends eerie magic hands, the exact type that ripped out Ariel’s voice, plucks out Ursula and drops her on the pier)
Ursula: now that that’s all settled. Who the hell are you
Chadeficent (now only using Maleficent’s voice): you tell me sea witch.
Ursula (unsurprised): you’ve literally never looked worse
Chadeficent (in Chad’s voice): hey watch it bitch!
Ursula: excuse me
Chadeficent (still in Chad’s voice): I mean seriously you look like a desaturated smurf.
Ursula (eyes glowing teal): Do you wanna say that again kid?
Chadeficent (in Maleficent’s voice): no he does not
Ursula (smirking): who’s body?
Chadeficent (both voices now): the son of Cinderella
Ursula: oooh a new meal?
Chadeficent: no. A tool (Maleficent’s voice) in more ways then one
Ursula: how’d you get here.
Chadeficent (both voices): the elongated horseless carriage
Ursula: so the limo
Chadeficent: yes.
Ursula (very much unimpressed): mhmm. Why are you back?
Chadeficent: I’m starting a coven. I assume you want in?
Ursula: eh what the hell. Wouldn’t be the first time we teamed up to ruin lives
Chadeficent: remember when we ruined for children’s lives simultaneously?
Ursula (mad): oh you mean that time my daughter was publicly humiliated and gained a dehumanising epithet all because your daughter acted out in anger at something the witches daughter did that left the freckled thing to be tortured by the furrier for a month?
Chadeficent: yes
Ursula (bark laughing): HA. Good times good times. So. What’s the plan
Chadeficent: we are going to break my daughter
Ursula: mind? Body? Soul? Spirit?
Chadeficent: all four
(In Auradon. Adam’s just sat down at the bar of a tavern)
Adam: double scotch on the rocks
Bartender: coming right up sir
Adam: never have kids Moliere
Bartender: my names not Moliere sir
Adam (not even listening): you raise them. You teach them. You impart your wisdom. Your values. And what do they do? Take a giant steaming shit on all you worked on and turn everything completely upside fucking down in the name of goddamn “progress”. Know what I’m saying?
Bartender: ohhhhkay?
(Adam gets off the stool and starts the jukebox. This is when “gold” starts.)
Bartender (very very scared now): sir. Your majesty are you ok?
Adam (pensively): no. No I’m not a majesty. Not anymore. Well. Not yet at least.
(He runs out of the tavern without paying)
Customer: what the hell was that all about?
Bartender: I don’t know. But I have a feeling little benny needs a warning.
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The Wedding Date - Chapter 4
Snow White is getting married. Let the week-long festivities begin! Evie can’t wait to celebrate her sister’s upcoming nuptials. There’s only one little problem: she’s supposed to bring a date, and her mom's expecting a MALE date. Evie hasn't told her yet that she prefers girls (ok, she's afraid to tell her)! She’ll be damned if she lets Snow’s wedding be the moment that her mom finds out her secret and ruins Snow’s special day. So to avoid the issue, Evie convinces her friend Jay to join her and pose as her date/boyfriend to keep her mom off her back. That should be easy enough to fake for a week, right?
And it is, until two distractions show up. Namely, Mal and Carlos.
Chapter 1 on Tumblr is here
Chapter 2 on Tumblr is here
Chapter 3 on Tumbler is here
Also posted to AO3:  http://archiveofourown.org/works/23281867
The Picnic
“Evie, I’ve missed you SO much! I’ve been waiting all morning to see you and I’ve been watching for the horses to come in and YOU were the first one in so I found you SO easy! You look so pretty!”
Dizzy’s talking a mile a minute and won’t stop smiling. She’s hugging Evie so tight at the same time, and Evie can feel her tiny fingers digging into the base of her ribs, but it doesn’t matter. She can’t stop smiling. This little girl, her cousin Dizzy, is her whole world.
“You’re so sweet, Diz, thank you.” She beams at her, rubbing circles into her back. “I’ve missed you too, beautiful girl.” 
Dizzy pulls back quickly and grabs her, leaning her body weight forwards as she drags Evie along. “C’mon! Snow asked me to save her a blanket, I have a place for us!”
Evie jolts forward and instinctively grabs Mal’s hand to take her along. They let Evie drag them, giggling quietly as they stumble along together until they’re standing in front of one of the blankets closest to the water. Evie stops to take in the beautiful image of the radiant sun beating on the water, sparkling on gentle waves. She closes her eyes for a moment, listening to the soothing swell of the ocean, and letting the gentle breeze tousle her hair.
“It’s so beautiful and peaceful here,” she breathes quietly, eyes still closed. But the silence is gone all too soon, when a nasally screech sends her and Mal spinning on their heels.
“Maaalllll!” 
Audrey’s huffing and stomping her way over to them, cheeks pink and flustered. She stops right in front of Mal, who has her mouth clamped shut while watching her cousin approach them. Evie can see her cheeks puffing up, and she snickers when she realizes how hard Mal is trying to stifle a laugh.
“I told you to go save her, not disappear and not come back!” Audrey exclaims, arms flying up in frustration. “We had no idea where you went! Mom and dad have barely seen you all day.”
The smile fades from Mal’s face as she shrugs her shoulders. “Sorry Auds, I didn’t realize you guys were missing me. I was just making sure Evie got back safe.” She gestures to the bluenette, who smiles sweetly at Audrey.
“It was my fault Audrey, I’m sorry. She really saved me today, so I asked her to take me back and give me some tips on my form so that wouldn’t happen again. Thanks so much for letting me borrow her.” Evie smiles her kindest smile, complete with teeth and a flutter of eyelashes.
Audrey exhales loudly and rolls her eyes, tilting her head to the sky to make her gesture obnoxiously obvious. “Whatever.” She looks directly at Mal, hands firmly on her hips. “Are you going to eat with us then? Mom and Dad want to see you at least a little bit this entire trip.” She points over to the food, noting the line starting to build. “They’re already waiting, let’s go.”
As Audrey storms off towards the food, Mal turns to Evie, sighing sadly. “Sorry, I guess I’ll catch you later?” She grabs Evie’s hand and gives it a gentle squeeze.
Evie’s breath hitches as she basks in the soft grip of Mal’s hand on hers. She fights the urge to look down and gaze at the interaction like a lovesick dope. Instead, she turns the corners of her mouth up slightly and nod, exhaling sadly as she feels Mal’s hand slip when she turns to walk away.
“Evesie?” Evie’s lips curl up when she hears Dizzy use her nickname. She turns to look at the bright-eyed girl. “I didn’t get to meet your friend.”
“I know, Diz. It’s ok. I’ll definitely introduce you soon. You’ll really like her,”
“Oh, for sure! Her hair is so pretty! So purpley and fun! She’ll fit in great with us.” She giggles as she grabs at her colorful t-shirt, pulling it out to show off the patches of fabric that cover it, all different colors and patterns.
Evie just laughs, shaking her head. “You know it, Diz.” 
Loud chatter erupts from behind them. Turning around, Evie sees all the guests conversing as they walk towards the blankets, having returned from the ride and dropped off their horses. She spots Jay, walking with Carlos, Doug, and Chad. While three of the boys seem to be having a casual conversation, Chad is hanging to the side, only glancing at them briefly. His eyes are glazed over and he looks painfully bored. She does notice a flicker of excitement in his eyes the moment he looks up at the group, until she realizes he’s actually looking over Jay’s shoulder at Audrey. She and Mal are grabbing plates in line. With the way she’s shoving a plate into Mal’s chest, Evie can guess she’s probably still irritated with her.
She rolls her eyes at the thought, then turns back to study Chad. He’s gazing at Audrey with his head tilted and mouth hanging open, not hiding his longing for the brunette even a little bit.
Seeing Chad like this spurs an idea in Evie’s head, and she just can’t ignore it. It's too good. She normally doesn’t like to exploit feelings, but desperate times call for desperate measures. 
That is, a desperate need to be with Mal, which, to Evie, is good enough reason for just about anything right now.
Just beyond Chad she spots Snow walking towards her, arms linked with their mother. Grimhilde has a sour look on her face, like she just sucked down a lemon. Evie cringes when she realizes it’s meant for her. She’s definitely not in any rush to face that scowl. 
Now seems as good a time as any to set her plan in motion.
“Diz, I’ll be right back. Save a place for me, ok?” Dizzy nods, still smiling happily.
“Of course! I’ll grab food with Snow and Auntie Grimhilde and meet you back at the blanket. See you soon!”
Dizzy sends her a haphazard wave as she walks away, first stopping briefly in front of Snow and Grimhilde.
“Hello mother. Snow,” she says with a polite nod. “I’m going to grab food and see about my boyfriend, and then I’ll join you to eat in a moment, ok?”
“Of course!” Snow says, smiling sweetly.
“Excellent, dear,” Grimhilde agrees, nodding curtly at Evie. “You should check on Jay, that poor boy’s been abandoned for much too long today. You should spend more time doting on him. Better he get that from you so he won’t have to seek it elsewhere, hmmm?” Grimhilde smiles through pursed lips, and Snow mimics the smile to Evie also, eyes crossing quickly before their mother notices.
Evie fights back a smile to Snow and tips her head at Grimhilde. “Yes mother, I agree. I’ll see you shortly.” 
With her back turned, she crosses her eyes back at Snow as she leaves, elliciting a quiet snort from her sister. She grins to herself, thankful for her sister’s presence in moments like this.
Evie saunters up to Jay and hooks her arm through his, leaning over to give him a peck on the cheek. 
“Hey baby. How was the ride? I missed you.” She turns to face him and fakes a precious pout, complete with a full bottom lip. 
“I missed you too, Princess. The ride was fun, I had a great view. ” He says, saving the implication just for her. She grins and subtly tips her head toward Carlos with a wink to Jay. She then turns completely to face Carlos, Doug and Chad.
“How about you boys? Did you enjoy your horse ride on the beach?”
Doug just nods, but Carlos beams brightly. “It was really fun! I don’t get the chance to ride horses much, and I never have on a beach! It was beautiful! I would love to be able to do that again sometime.” He bounces giddily as he talks, and Jay can’t hide the grin on his face as he watches the boy’s bubbling excitement. 
Chad stays rigid and stone faced as they talk, and Evie looks over to him curiously when she notices his disinterest. 
“Chad? You’re not enjoying yourself?” He glances at her and shrugs, not making a sound.
“That’s too bad. I know someone that would have had a better time too if you had ridden with her.” His head shoots up to look at Evie, eyes wide. 
“Wait, who? Who wanted to ride with me? ?” The poor guy sounds SO desperate.
Evie keeps a straight face, pushing down all urges to smile, and waves a finger to gesture in front of her. “Audrey. She was just saying how she’s barely seen you this week. She’s really hoping you get to spend more time together.”
The way Chad scrambles to stand up straight, smooth his hair down and compose himself is so laughable the chuckle escapes Evie’s lips before she can even think to suppress it. Luckily, Chad’s too lost in looking at Audrey to even notice. He gives Evie a wink before he marches towards Audrey, pausing when he notices his awkwardly eager walk, and then dropping his shoulders to relax, trying to act more cool and casual in his stride.
Evie's smile turns smug as she watches Chad approach Audrey. She looks to Jay, who has his eyebrows raised at her in a confused stare. She pulls at his arm to get him to start walking.
“Come on, let’s grab some food.” She leans towards Carlos and Doug. “He’ll be back in a moment boys. You should get something to eat too, before the line gets too long!”
 “So, do you wanna tell me what that was all about? With Chad?” Jay asks as they walk to the buffet line, eyebrows still perked in curiosity. He picks up plates for them and hands one to Evie. 
“You’ll see,” she says with a wink. “You could say I might be using him, just a little bit, but it’s all for a good cause.” She motions to her right, where Chad and Audrey are talking. They watch Chad’s meager attempts to be suave, as Audrey stands tense and annoyed in front of him. She finally relents and waves for him to join her and Mal as they get their plates. He practically skips behind them joyfully, and Jay lets out a chortle when he sees Chad’s goofy grin. But when he spots Mal’s irritated face glaring at Chad as he wedges himself between the girls, he deduces Evie’s plan and turns to her with a wicked grin.
“You are devious, Eves. I had no idea you could be so calculating!” She gives him a playful nudge and shakes her head. 
“There’s a lot you don’t know about me, my handsome jock,” she giggles. “But let’s hope this plays out in my favor.”
They fill their plates quietly, in awe of the amazing spread in front of them. Jay piles his plate with a few different sandwiches, chips, and even adds some fruits and vegetables at Evie’s prodding. Evie happily fills her plate with salad and fruit. They both sneak a cookie, which Evie shovels in her mouth quickly, leaning into Jay and keeping an eye out for her mom. Jay leans back to keep her shielded as she gulps down her treat. 
“It looks like Christian and Snow are dividing and conquering,” he points out to Evie. She glances over to Dizzy’s blanket and spies Snow and Grimhilde with her, while Christian is a couple of blankets over, waving at Doug and Carlos to join him.
“Are you suggesting we part ways again, sweetie?” She ponders coyly. “If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were interested in someone besides your girlfriend .”
He chuckles at that, shaking his head. “I might say the same about you, Princess,” he quips. Jay dips in close to her ear then. “Besides, best if I’m not around if and when your plan plays out, right?”
She nods in agreement, turning back to look at Mal, who’s now following behind Audrey and Chad to sit at her blanket with her Aunt Aurora and Uncle Phillip. She still looks very perturbed, and Evie’s stomach tightens with hopefulness for her plan at that sight.
“At least I can explain that away to mom since Christian is separate, too.” She drops a peck to Jay’s cheek and smiles close to his face. “Go have fun with Carlos, you smitten little dork.”
Jay just sticks out his tongue and touches her cheek with it, making her coil back in disgust and start rubbing her face with the back of her hand. He chuckles as he walks away, leaving her standing there red-faced and glaring at him.
 -----
 The first thing Evie hears is Dizzy’s high pitched chatter as she walks back to the blanket. The sweet girl is always so passionate about everything, and Evie finds it to be nothing less than completely adorable. 
Right now she’s vigorously describing the rest of her school year to Snow, who is nodding as quickly as she can to each of Dizzy’s stories while Grimhilde keeps her lips puckered tightly, poking a fork lazily at her salad.
“And two weeks after our final tests, we’re going to have a graduation! For junior high. Which I know is not as big of a deal as high school or college, but we get to wear robes and they’re going to call our names and we’re going to each walk on stage and get a diploma! And I really want you and Auntie Grimhilde and Evesie to come because you mean so so much to me, and it would be so so special to me if you were there to see me walk...oh, Evesie! There you are!”
Dizzy screeches happily as she launches herself off the blanket and latches to Evie’s side for another hug. Evie balances her plate to avoid dropping it as she hugs the auburn-haired girl against her.
“We were just talking about my graduation! I really really hope you can come!” The girl squeals as she drags Evie down to sit. 
Evie’s eyes light up as she looked at the girl’s eager expression.”Of course, Diz. I wouldn’t miss it for the world.”
Dizzy beams at Evie, but jerks her head around suddenly when she feels a firm hand grip her bicep. “Dizzy, darling, outbursts like that are NOT appropriate. Let’s please act like ladies and keep our shouting to a minimum.” Grimhilde’s pinched mouth and flared nostrils do little to hide her contempt at her niece’s actions.
Dizzy’s demeanor turns sheepish as she curls in her shoulders and drops her head. “I’m sorry Auntie,” she whimpers quietly. Evie huffs as she wraps an arm around Dizzy’s shoulder. She avoids her mom’s eyes, and instead offers Dizzy a warm smile.
“Evie!” Snow declares, drawing attention back to herself. “Mom and I were just talking about all the wedding plans for this week. I told you what her and I talked about for the ceremony, remember? With the flower arches and matching bouquets?” Evie flashed a smile at Snow and glanced back to her mom, who...was... smiling . Grimhilde’s teeth, not sneering? That’s a rare sight.
“You girls do both have lovely taste,” she told them, practically beaming. “It will be an absolutely beautiful ceremony, I’m sure.”
Grimhilde turns to Snow, placing a hand over hers. “Snow, I’m delighted for you that you’ve found such a gentleman like Christian. Now that he’s taking on leadership responsibilities at the Naval Academy, he will be very well set to provide for you both. I’m sure you’ll have a wonderful future together.”
“Thank you, mother,” Snow replies, putting her other hand on top of Grimhilde’s.
Grimhilde turns to face Evie “I do hope the same for you, darling. You deserve a man capable of taking care of you properly. I think Jay will have real potential to be that for you. Tell me, what is he studying in college again?”
Evie’s grin spread wide. She couldn’t even be frustrated with her mom’s own archaic ideas of men at the moment. She was so damn proud of her friend, she loved to brag.
“Sports Sciences. He’s on a football scholarship right now, so he’s hoping to play professionally and then move to coaching once he retires from doing that.” She peeks over to his blanket where she can see him gesturing wildly at Doug for some reason, smiling to herself as she watches him.
“Very impressive,” Grimihlde replies, following Evie’s eyes to him. “Camelot’s team has been doing very well this season, and Jay has been their star player. I have no doubt he’ll easily go professional.” She narrows her eyes, still watching Jay. “And with his skill level and charisma coaching will come naturally to him, I’m sure.” 
She finally pulls her eyes from him and looks back to Evie. “You’re a very lucky girl, Evie, if you can keep his interest. You’ll both have a very lucrative future together.”
Evie can’t deny that the thought of her and Jay growing up and being successful together in their respective careers gives her a warm feeling. Now that they’ve both decided the futures they want to pursue, they’ve been nothing but supportive of each other, and she’s so thankful they have that together. 
But Evie has a feeling that’s not exactly what her mom was thinking when she made that comment. She keeps her eyes on Grimhilde, smile frozen in place, to wait for what’s coming. Her mom has not been nearly as critical of her life as usual in this discussion. Though it’s possible that the prospect of Jay could be distracting to her, Evie somehow doubts it.
“You know, darling, if you are able to snag him as a husband, you’d do best to drop that silly design business so you can focus on Jay’s career, and what you can do to please him.”
There it is . Evie is prepared at least this time. She fights back the tension in her jaw, does her best to unball her fists. There’s no point in trying to argue with her mom, she’s set in her mind of the need for her daughters to have a man to submit to, with no desire to see them succeed on their own. 
Snow knows too, which is why she sits and remains painfully quiet, watching Evie and trying to radiate support through her looks, willing her sister to remain calm under Grimhilde’s scrutiny.
Evie exhales slowly, her smile never faltering. “Yes, mother. I’ll definitely consider that once Jay’s career progresses.”
Grimhilde’s mouth spreads into a smug grin, pleased with Evie’s response. “Very good, dear,” she replies, sitting straighter, chin tilting up in mild satisfaction.
A shriek has everyone’s gaze shooting to the next blanket, where Audrey is embracing Chad tightly. He’s hugging her back, face lit up with sheer joy. Dangling from her fingers is a shiny gold bracelet, a gift from Chad in an attempt to win her favor. Aurora and Phillip are smiling warmly, and they’re all chattering excitedly over the reunited couple.
Except, that is, for Mal. While she’s trying to mask her sneer, Evie notices her annoyance, arms crossed as she stares through the sickeningly affectionate pair.
She’s jerked away from the sight when a loud clap startles her. 
“Oh!” Grimhilde exclaims with delight. “Audrey and Chad, they’re together! How wonderful. Aurora and Phillip must be so pleased. I have to go offer my congratulations. If you’ll excuse me dears, I’ll be back shortly.”
Grimhilde stands gingerly, carefully brushing off her pants and smoothing her blouse. She tucks loose hairs back into her bun with her fingertips, tipping her head at her daughters and Dizzy before sauntering away.
Evie breathes a sigh of relief, turning to Snow with a smirk. But she’s surprised to see a stern look on her sister’s face, aimed at her. Evie furrows her brow in confusion, meeting Snow’s gaze.
Snow leans forward to pat Evie’s hand. “You know I understand why we let mom go off on her tangents, but I’m starting to think maybe you shouldn’t let her.” 
Evie’s mouth hangs open in shock. There’s no way she heard her sister correctly. Did she?
“W-why would you say that? You know there’s no point in arguing with mom. She’s never seen us as anything but future trophy wives, and she never will.”
Snow shakes her head, waving her hand as if to shoo away her sister’s point. “I know. But it doesn’t matter what she thinks. You really are amazing Evie. You’re already a successful fashion designer. Your clothes are so impressive. YOU, are impressive” Snow gently squeezes the hand she was patting, lifting it up to hold to her chest. “And I want so much for you to be happy. To be with the person that makes you happy, whoever it is. You deserve that. I don’t care what mom says, and neither should you. You should feel proud of who you are.” 
Evie opens her mouth, eager to dismiss her sister, not wanting to face the excruciating debasement of her mother. But a tiny, desperate voice cuts in.
“Evesie? W-why can’t...you be happy?” Goodness , Dizzy looks so heartbroken it makes her stomach knot.
“It’s, complicated, Diz,” Evie explains, twitching a smile as she reaches out to run a hand through auburn curls.
“But, I don’t understand,” Dizzy looks up at her, brows knitted together. “You’re so brave and strong, and, you’re...creative and smart and so nice and good to people. You’re not afraid to be whatever you want to be! You’re...who I want to be like when I’m grown up. W-Why wouldn’t you...be happy?”
Evie quickly wraps Dizzy in a hug, tears pricking at her eyes.
“Oh my Dizzy, you don’t need to be like me! You’re going to do so many wonderful things because you are so brave and strong. You don’t need a role model, especially not a mess like me.” 
Snow wraps them both in a hug, resting her arms on their shoulders. “You are a good role model Evie. Just, let yourself be happy. For you, for me, and for Dizzy. Think about it, ok?” Evie bobs her head in silent agreement. 
They pull away from each other at the sound of a loud cough above them.
“Am I, interrupting?” Mal says, smirking. “I was hoping I could join you. I need a break from the... happy couple.” She looks over her shoulder at Audrey and Chad, her lips curling back in disgust. “I can’t even get a word in with Aunt Rory anymore since Grimhilde joined us.”
“Of course!” Evie shouts, louder than she wanted to. She shrinks back a little as she withdraws from Snow and Dizzy, patting the blanket next to her. “We’d love that.”
Dizzy perks up as Mal plops down on the blanket. “Hi! I’m Dizzy,” she smiles brightly, waving a hand at her.
“Oh! Mal, this is my cousin. I’m sorry I didn’t get a chance to introduce you.” Mal smiles as she shakes Dizzy’s hand.
“It’s nice to meet you Dizzy.” She lets go of her hand to point at Dizzy’s hair. “Your hair clips are beautiful.”
Dizzy raises a hand to her head and smiles, touching one of the bejeweled flower clips twisted into the crown. “Thanks! I made them myself. I’ll have a collection of them in my hair salon one day when I start my own.” Her eyes light up with excitement as she talks.
“Oh really?” Mal inquires, quirking her brow. Dizzy nods her head furiously, wrapping an arm around Evie to pull her close.
“I’m going to be a famous hairstylist, and Evie will be a famous fashion designer! She makes the best clothes and I can make anyone’s hair look pretty. Everyone will be begging us to style them.” Evie smiles and leans into Dizzy.
“Wow. Well don’t forget us little people when you become the glam team to the stars,” Mal quips, looking to Snow as she starts to snicker. Evie shakes her head and smiles at them.
“Oh, oh! You need to model for Evie! You and Snow! Wouldn’t they be great, Evie? Mal’s SO pretty.” Dizzy points to both, shaking her fingers eagerly. 
“Yes, she’s very pretty Dizzy.” She smiles at Mal, throwing her a wink. A blush creeping up Mal’s cheeks leaves Evie tingling with satisfaction.
Snow, Mal and Evie listen intently as Dizzy continues to chatter about her hair salon plans, until a loud booming voice captures everyone’s attention.
“OY! PARTY’S HERE!”
A tall, muscular young man with tousled brown hair and piercing blue eyes is being greeted by Christian. They come in and hug each other broadly, finishing with firm slaps to the back. He’s dressed...almost provocatively, considering the occasion. Cotton pants grip firmly to muscular thighs and a tight rear end, while his red short sleeved button down doesn’t do much better to hide the rippling muscles in his chest and arms. And in case the implication of his build wasn’t enough through his clothes, he left the first 3 buttons of his shirt undone, exposing some of the cut definition in his pectorals.
Evie’s mouth hangs open in shock, but not from the young man’s borderline scandalous appearance. She already knows his face, very, very well. He was a big part of her life only three years ago. While she wouldn’t say their last encounter ended badly, the thought of the potential awkward encounters this week has her sucking in her breath, constricting her lungs to the point of practically bursting.
While she quietly curses, lamenting her luck, the man draws a girl to his side to introduce her to Christian. When Evie lays eyes on her, her brain starts shutting down. She can’t focus as she hears a low rumbling in her head, drowning out the sounds of the world around her.
The girl is beautiful, slim and strong-looking, with shiny, long dark brown hair with vivid teal streaks all over, pulled into tiny braids throughout her head. She’s wearing a dark teal v-neck shirt that complements her striking hair and dark jeans, which prompts a tiny smile from Evie. She used to tease the girl nonstop about her obsession with jeans. Well, at least she did, when they were still speaking to each other.
Evie is fixated on the couple, quietly watching as they follow Christian to his blanket. When Evie sees the girl start to look around, she freezes, waiting for her eyes to trail the crowd. She gasps faintly when deep, inky black eyes lock onto hers. The girl’s recognition has her smiling, showing perfectly white, gleaming teeth. She leans in to whisper to the young man, and then starts heading...to Evie’s blanket.
“Is that...who I think it is?” Snow looks at Evie, eyebrows raised. “Wait, both of them. They can’t be..?”
She jolts when she hears Snow’s voice. Evie almost forgot about everyone she was sitting with. Words weren’t coming to her, so instead she nods slowly, eyes never leaving the new arrival almost upon them. She’ll have a LOT to explain to Snow, but most of the story will have to wait until later.                                          
“Princess.” the girl states flatly, as she stands right in front of where Evie is sitting. “It’s been a while.”
“Uma.” Evie tries her best to keep her voice steady and even. “It has been. You look...good.” She forces herself to swallow quietly, but the lump in her throat is SO dry.
Uma smiles cordially, exposing more perfect white teeth. “So do you. I guess this year’s been pretty good to you.”
“Yes. I mean, so far so good,” she says, urging a smile to her lips.
They both start to snicker, eyes locked on each other for a few seconds, allowing the sounds of their laughter die down to an...uncomfortable silence.
Luckily, Dizzy’s not one for uncomfortable situations.
“Hi!” She practically shouts, jumping between the girls. “I’m Evie’s cousin Dizzy. Are you her friend?”
Uma glances down at Dizzy and shakes her hand, chuckling as she turns back to Evie.
“Oh, yes! Dizzy, this is Uma.” Evie then twists behind her to point out  the rest of the guests on the blanket to Uma. “And you know my sister Snow, and this is our new friend Mal.” Both girls wave cordially.
“Yes, hi Snow, it’s good to see you again. Congratulations.” Uma tips her head and smiles. “And Mal, it’s nice to meet you.”
Evie patted the blanket next to her, gesturing to Uma, who drops down to sit. “Uma and I met at Camelot freshman year. We had the same statistics class, and we joined the same study group. She was pretty much hopeless with statistics, so I had to spend a lot of time helping her.” Uma smiles and shakes her head. “But she paid me back with rides to class on her bike. We got to be...really close...friends, really fast.”
She hears a giggle as a hand grips her arm, and Evie shifts her legs to properly face Uma. Uma’s leaning towards her, and Evie balks back when she sees how close they are to each other already.
“Of course, Princess. The closest of...friends,” Uma agrees, smiling as her eyes dart over Evie’s face, concentrating on her as if she’s drinking in every feature.
Evie clears her throat nervously, averting her eyes from Uma’s examination. But once she turns, she catches Mal studying her and Uma, eyebrows perked. Evie’s unsure if her expression is one of feigning interest, or if Mal is genuinely confused as to what’s going on between the two girls. 
“So Uma, how’s school going? Evie told me you transferred to the Auradon Naval Academy this past fall, correct?” Snow inquired, pressing her hands into the blanket to bring herself closer to the brunette.
Evie breathed a small sigh of relief, blinking up at Snow and offering a grateful half smile.
“Yes, it’s great!” Uma beams at Snow. “My major is Oceanography now. I love it. I’ve met SO many people at the academy that love the ocean, like I do. Like Harry.” She waves over to Christian’s blanket, pointing out her wedding date. “He’s been really great. And he really loves assisting Christian. Actually, meeting them in the Introduction to Oceanography class is what helped me decide on my major. They really love what they do.”
“And so now you’re dating Harry?” Evie scoffs, almost under her breath. It surprises her a little that she lets that slip, but she tries not to show it, forcing a cool expression as she looks up at Uma.
“Yes, I am.” Uma’s smile fades a little. “In the...loosest sense of the word.” She chuckles to herself, then puts her attention back to Evie. “Neither of us are really into...labels. We’ve tried that, and you know what? It’s never really worked out. For either of us.”
Uma’s look now has Evie’s face burning, and she drops her eyes to the ground as the flush creeps up her neck.
“Maybe we’re just not relationship people?” Uma cracks. “Well, whatever the reason, we’re doing really good. Just like this. If you want to call it something, what we have is...casual. We enjoy our time together, but we don’t get jealous. He can spend time with whoever he wants, and so can I. We’ve both had enough disappointment with regular relationships. We just want...to be happy. That’s all.”
Evie still refuses to look at anybody. The whole blanket is quiet, waiting for any response from her. Finally, Uma just sighs and stands up, brushing off her jeans.
“Well, I was told there’s not much time to eat, so I’m just going to grab something quick. I’ll be right back.” She gives a friendly wink to everyone, peeking at Evie quickly before walking away.
Snow, Mal, and Dizzy all continue to watch Evie as Uma leaves. After a minute of painful silence, Snow breaks it with a question she’s been dying to ask since the new couple arrived.
“Evie, that Harry...is it the one that, you...I thought he looked familiar, but it’s been a few years--”
“It IS,” Evie groans, burying her face in her hands. Snows puts a hand on her shoulder, rubbing gentle circles.
“Wait a minute.” Mal puts a hand up, trying to collect her thoughts. “Are you saying you know HARRY too?” Snow nods, Evie’s face still not visible. “How?”
Snow shrugs, still rubbing Evie’s shoulder. “That’s not my story to tell. If Evie wants to share her past, that’s up to her.”
Evie exhales deeply, dropping her shoulders. She turns her gaze up, meeting the looks of confusion and concern. 
“I dated Harry.” She blurts out. Mal and Dizzy drop their mouths in shock, looking at each other before spinning back to Evie. 
“Well, I didn’t see that coming.” Mal starts to snicker, but the distressed look on Evie’s face stops her abruptly.
“It was in high school, for two years. He was my first real boyfriend. My f-first...romantic, relationship...a-at all, actually.” Evie stammers out. She knows why she felt the need to make that clear, but she hopes Mal gets it, too. 
She makes no expression of acknowledgement, but Mal is listening intently to Evie, chin resting in her hands as she keeps her eyes locked on the bluenette. She’ll take that as a good sign, for now.
“He wanted to stay together, after graduation. He asked me if I wanted to...to try it.” She sighs, glancing over to where he was seated, next to Christian. “But, I knew I didn’t love him. And he didn’t love me, not really. He was just...trying to be something h-he really...wasn’t.”
“What, was he trying to be?” Dizzy implores. Evie smiles at the girl’s wide eyes. Her naivety when it came to relationships has made her oh so curious.
“Monogamous,” she says with a smirk. “Honestly, this...casual relationship thing. With him, I’m not surprised. It seems like his...style. I’m just surprised he’s doing it with her .”
Evie chews her lip as she feels Mal studying her. Is it possible she’s figured out what Evie’s afraid to say?
Evie can feel a deep sense of longing creeping up into her chest, and she realizes, secretly, she wants Mal to figure it out. Maybe, if she found out the truth, it will save Evie from making any confessions that her mom might hear or find out about.
“So, why does that surprise you? About Uma?” Mal lifts an eyebrow, obviously curious. Evie starts to twist the sleeve of her red sweater between her fingers, clenching her teeth before she answers.
“Uma and I were really close for almost two years. We knew everything about each other. The Uma I knew was not about being... casual . She wanted--” Evie shuddered out a breath. “--love. She wanted to find love with... someone .
Mal was staring at her, silent, as if she was thinking. Behind her, Snow was biting her lip and looking on with concern. Evie straightens herself, shaking her head quickly. Sharing anymore at this point could be trouble.
“What do I know though? We haven’t talked in almost a year. She could be completely different by now.”
“You haven’t talked? What happened?” Dizzy’s shocked tone surprises Evie. “It just...she seems really nice. Why would you stop talking?”
“It was...we decided…” She huffs in frustration. “We had a fight, when she was deciding if she wanted to go to the Academy. I didn’t want her to leave m--. To leave.” Evie stutters. “When she did anyway, I was hurt. She was too, I think. Because I wasn’t being a-a good...a good friend. To her. Supporting what she wanted to do. So when she left, we just...stopped. No calls, no visiting. I don’t think either of us wanted to be first to apologize.” She laughs quietly. “And...here we are.”
Just then, Uma returns with a wide grin and a plate piled high with food, already shoving a roll into her mouth with her free hand. She chews her bite quickly and swallows it down with some effort.
“So, did I miss anything?” She asks, dropping down with her plate as she looks around the blanket.
“Nope!” Snow interjects loudly, popping the ‘p.’ “I’m just boring everyone with wedding planning talk. This week has been SO stressful.” She laughs and pats Evie on the shoulder. “My sister has been so patient, but now I’m dragging her friends into it too! If you don’t want to hear it anymore, please, stop me!”
“No, that sounds great!” Uma says, throwing a hand up. “Tell me, I’d love to hear what this week has in store.”
Me too , Evie thinks, flashing Snow a grateful smile.
 -----
 Jay watches the young man curiously as he approaches with Christian. He recognized the girl he was with right away, but he doesn’t seem familiar. Uma had walked off, probably towards Evie, and he was dying to know how she was handling it. 
But before he can even glance her way, blue eyes are staring down at him, accompanied by a playfully wicked smirk. Christian comes up from behind and claps a hand on the man’s shoulder. “Guys! I want you to meet Harry. He’s a student at the naval academy, and I’ve been mentoring him this past year as a student teacher.”
Harry turns back to Christian and drops a hand to his shoulder. “And it’s been a wild ride, hasn’ it?” He speaks with a thick accent, that Jay decides must be either Scottish or Irish.
Christian shakes his head, smiling at Harry. “It has been, and with its fair share of trouble.” He laughs as he directs his attention to the rest of the blanket. “Harry’s one of my best students. He’s a quick learner. Now, if only he didn’t get into so much trouble.” He slaps Harry on the arm and laughs. “There’s not a rule he hasn’t broken at this point, I swear!”
Harry barks a laugh so loud Jay startles, quickly having to scramble to compose himself. Fuck, everything about this guy is starting to feel intimidating for some reason.
“I can’ help it now, can I? Ah’ve been gettin’ inta trouble since I was just a lil’ thing. It’s just a habit!”
Christian chuckles and waves for Harry to sit with him. He plops down on the blanket close to Jay and across from Carlos and Doug.
“Harry, this is Snow’s cousin Doug,” he points across from Harry, and Doug leans forward to shake his hand.
“Nice ta meet ya,” Harry smiles, giving his hand a tight squeeze. Doug winces and pulls his hand back, shaking off the sting. “So, ya must be Evie’s cousin too, right?”
Doug looks up at him surprised, nodding his head. “Yeah, you know Evie?”
“Oh yah, Princess and I go way back.” He smiles, waggling his eyebrows. “Ah’ve known tha’ pretty since high school.”
Doug bristles, taken aback byt Harry’s abrasiveness. He points a finger harshly at Jay. “Well then, maybe you should meet her boyfriend then. That’s Jay.”
Harry looks over to Jay, his brow raised in surprise. “Boyfriend, eh?” Jay nods. “Well then, good for you.” He grabs Jay’s hand, giving him the same tight shake. “Yer a lucky one. Yah’ve got a great girl there, lad.”
“Thanks…” Jay answers slowly, still wary of Harry’s reaction. “I know I do. She’s the best.”
Harry keeps staring at Jay for another moment after he drops his hand, eyes softening in thought. He smiles to himself, and Jay wonders what he could be thinking about, and if it had something to do with Evie.
Harry shakes himself out of his thoughts quickly, and looks up to seek out more new faces. His gaze lands on Carlos, and the wicked smirk returns to his face as his eyes slowly rake up and down the boy. 
“An’ who is this adorable gent?” He locks eyes with Carlos, a fiery spark laced into his look. Jay can feel himself tensing his jaw, his lips involuntarily curling into a sneer.
Doug puts a hand on Carlos’ back, and Harry’s eyes flash to the movement. “Doug, is this yer beau? He’s lovely.” Harry hisses, leaning closer. Carlos starts to blink rapidly, stiffening his posture, but not moving away just yet.
“Harry, this is Carlos,” Doug seethes at him through clenched teeth. “He’s my roommate . I am very much straight.”
Harry nods, eyes never leaving Carlos. “I don’ think persuasion makes a difference with someone so pretty. How can ya not find tha’ sweet face appealin’?” 
He extends a hand to the white-haired boy, who visibly swallows at the gesture. Slowly, he puts his hand in Harry’s to give him a friendly shake.
Carlos yelps when his hand is pulled and twisted over, Harry smacking wet lips over his knuckles, dragging his mouth over the skin as Carlos squirms and tries to wriggle away.
Jay starts to lunge at Harry, but Doug has already instinctively reached forward to yank Carlos’ hand away and pull him back, wrapping his arms around him as he sits him back upright. Carlos gapes at nothing, remaining motionless and painfully silent.
“It’s a pleasure ta meet yeh, Carlos. Very much so.” Harry’s wicked smirk is back, but he straightens up and puts space back between them.
“Harry.” Christian interjects, grabbing at his bicep. “It’s probably a good idea for you to grab some food now, if you’re hungry. They’re going to start setting up for the bonfires soon, and the buffet will need to be put away.” He gestures to where the food is set up, noting that servers were already starting to pack up some things.
“Aye chum, thanks fer that.” In one swift movement, Harry pushes himself to standing, taking a moment to adjust his pants slightly. “I’ll see you gents in a moment.” He tips his head, stealing a glance at Carlos again before walking off.
Christian chuckles lightly as he watches Harry leave. “That boy is a character.” He shakes his head, looking to Doug. “I know Harry can seem pretty...brazen, but I think you guys will really like him if you give him a chance.”
He shifts his glance over to Jay. “Can you all be sure to include him in stuff? He doesn’t know too many people here, and I want to make sure he and his date have as much fun as the rest of the guests. I just don’t want him to feel, left out.”
Before Jay can answer, Doug growls softly. “Only if he starts to respect people’s damn personal space .” He still has an arm draped over Carlos protectively.
"Doug, chill .” Carlos speaks up, shrugging off Doug’s arm as he stands up. “Harry’s harmless, and I can take care of myself. I’m not going to let him feel left out. This weekend would be the worst if I didn’t have you guys,” he adds with a wave around everyone seated with them. “Give me your plate, I’m going to clear out our garbage so they can start setting up for the bonfire.”
Doug hands him his plate with a huff, and Carlos collects the rest of the plates and garbage to run back to the cleanup crew.
Jay perks his head up when he hears Doug exhale loudly, and is surprised to see he’s already watching him with furrowed brows.
“I really thought YOU were going to be the problem this week,” he mutters.
Jay can’t stop the snicker that bursts from his lips, which only seems to anger Doug. He stares at Jay with narrowed eyes, but before he can jump down his throat Jay shakes his head, looking at Doug with a softened smile.
“I get it man, you want to keep him safe.” He peaks over at Carlos, who’s smiling brightly as he waves to the staff and starts his walk back to the blanket. “I want that too, trust me. I want him to be happy.”
Doug nods, mutely, shocked by Jay’s response. 
“Look, I know you still think I’m trouble. I have NO problem proving you wrong, dude. You’ll see.”
Carlos arrives at that moment and drops back down next to Doug, grinning at him. 
“Wait till you see how much CHOCOLATE they have to make the S’mores! And marshmallows for roasting! This is gonna be so fun. I can’t wait!”
“Oy then!” Harry’s voice bellows from behind them. He sits down with his plate of food, already shoveling bites in with his fork. He snaps his teeth at Carlos, earning a flinch and a squeal from the boy. “Carlos is ready, let’s get this party started!”
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All I Ever Wanted
This is my version of the time jump, i.e., the story I would have written for Will and Sonny. Also, I know the jump is only a year but it worked better if I set it a few months beyond that.
February 2021
“Aunt Kayla! Are they are alright?” Will asks frantically, catching sight of Kayla coming out of the nursery.
“Yes,” Kayla says simply, a small smile tugging at her lips. “Cara and Ada are perfectly healthy. Rebecca seems to have cared well for them despite…” Kayla trails off.
Will sighs with relief as Sonny says, “Thank you, Kayla. Can we see them?”
Kayla nods, gives them another little smile, and leaves to check on other patients.
“Let’s go,” Sonny says, taking Will’s hand. “Let’s go see our daughters.”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
November 2019
“It’s so quiet,” Will said from where his head was pillowed on Sonny’s chest.
It was their first night in their new house and Ari was staying with Gabi for the night so that Will and Sonny could get settled in the house themselves before settling her. They also thought it would do Gabi some good to spend the night with Ari, take her mind off of Stefan, even if Ari still didn’t quite understand what had happened.
“You know, the mansion is so big that I didn’t actually realize how many people were living there. But now that we’re alone, I realize it was a lot,” Sonny answered, his fingers trailing paths along Will’s arm.
They lay in comfortable silence for awhile, Will half-asleep, when Sonny said absentmindedly, “We should have another kid.”
“What?” Will shifted his head to look at Sonny.
“Let’s have a baby.”
Will stared at Sonny for a minute but then his face split into a grin. “You mean it?”
“Yeah. Of course. Is that something you want?”
Will nodded. “Yes. Yes.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah,” Will said on a laugh.
Sonny laughed too and kissed Will.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
February 2021
“Hi there, sweet girl,” Sonny coos, peeking over the edge of Cara’s nursery crib.
“They look so peaceful,” Will whispers, peering down into Ada’s crib. “So perfect. I can’t believe we almost lost them.”
“We didn’t, though,” Sonny says quietly, taking Will’s hand where it rests on the edge of both cribs. “They’re here and they’re safe and we’re going to take them home just as soon as Kayla says we can.”
Will nods, swallowing the lump in his throat.
Sonny pulls his hand away from Will’s to shift behind him and hug Will from the back. Sonny hooks his chin over Will’s shoulder and they watch their baby daughters sleep in silence.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
February 2020
“Should we tell Ari?” Will asked over dinner. Earlier in the day they had received word from their surrogate, Rebecca, that the implantation had gone well and they would know in a week if it had taken and she was pregnant.
Sonny shook his head. “I think we should wait until we know she’s pregnant. No point in working her up if it didn’t take.”
Will nodded his agreement. Then, quietly, “I hope it took.”
Sonny’s face split into a grin. “Me too.”
Will grinned back.
* * *
April 2020
Will was in his office at the house when his phone beeped with a text message from Rebecca. His hand hovered over his phone nervously. He wasn’t sure he could read another disappointing text.
It had been two months since their first try; that and the next one hadn’t resulted in a pregnancy.
Before he could read it though, he heard Sonny shout from the family room where Will had left him watching TV. Excited, Will stared down at the screen where the words “I’m pregnant!!” blazed up at him.
Sonny ran into the room. “We’re having a baby!”
“We’re having a baby!” Will echoed jumping out of his chair to hug Sonny.
They laughed together and kissed through their smiles and Will abandoned his work for lunch and champagne.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
February 2021
“We’re home,” Will announces, pushing his way through the door, a baby carrier in his hand. Sonny is behind him with the other one.
A patter of footsteps comes running to greet them. Ari appears in the family room just as they put the babies down on the floor. Gabi enters a minute later, having followed Ari at a slower pace.
Ari stops a few feet away, wary, Gabi behind her.
“Do you want to come meet your sisters?” Sonny asks.
Ari nods but makes no move to go any closer.
“Come here,” Will says, and holds out his hand for her. He smiles encouragingly at her when she still seems nervous.
Finally, Ari takes Will’s hand and tentatively moves closer to her fathers and the new babies. Gabi follows behind.
When she’s standing over them, Will says, “Ari, these are your sisters, Cara and Ada.”
“Cara. Ada. This is your big sister, Ari,” Sonny says.
“You can touch them,” Will says.
Ari looks at him, her eyes wide.
“Here. Like this,” Will demonstrates, brushing his finger lightly against Cara’s cheek.
“You want me to do it with you?” Gabi asks.
Ari nods up at her mother.
“Here. Come here.” Gabi shifts them so they can sit on the floor next to Cara’s carrier. She puts Ari in her lap and takes her hand. Together they run the back of Ari’s hand across the baby’s cheek and gently tickle at her stomach.
“They’re beautiful,” Gabi says, a genuine smile radiating her face. “I’m so happy for you guys.”
“Thank you,” Sonny says and then shoots Will a look.
“What?”
“Will you be their godmother?” Will asks.
“Of course I will! I’d be insulted if I wasn’t.”
The three of them laugh together and lapse into comfortable silence, as Ari hops off of Gabi’s lap and finds her way to Sonny where he’s sitting with Ada.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
April 2020
“Ari, sweetie, can we talk to you for a little bit?” Will asked, knocking on her playroom door, interrupting her tea party with her Barbies.
“Am I in trouble?” she asked.
“No, Sweet Pea, you’re not in trouble,” Sonny answered, carefully moving chairs away from the table to make room.
Will and Sonny both folded themselves onto the floor across the table from Ari. Ari waited for one of them to speak, looking back and forth between them. Will looked at Sonny, who gave him an encouraging smile and nod.
“Ari, sweetie, would like a little brother or sister? Is that something you would want?” Will asked.
Ari nodded her head violently, her blonde hair bouncing on her shoulders.
“Yeah?” Sonny clarified, relieved.
“Yeah!” Ari confirmed.
“That’s great,” Sonny said, as there was a knock on the door.
Will and Sonny both waved the woman standing in the doorway into the room.
“Ari, this is Rebecca. A couple months ago we asked her to be your brother or sister’s mommy, and now she’s going to have a baby,” Sonny said, in the way they had agreed Ari would best understand the situation.
“It’s nice to meet you, Ari,” Rebecca said with a smile sitting on the floor next to Sonny where he had made room for her.
“Hi,” Ari answered tentatively.
“Your Barbies are very pretty. Do they have names?” Rebecca asked.
And just like that, Ari warmed to the new, if temporary, addition to their family.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
March 2021
Although Jack and Jen have been gracious enough to provide Will three months of paid paternity leave from The Spectator, Will has offered to write articles from home, if for no other reason than to keep his mind and his skills from rusting. Julie and Doug, too, have been gracious, permitting Sonny as flexible a schedule as will allow for the manager of Doug’s Place.
Still, they need to be more awake they usually are these days.
“I forgot how exhausting newborns can be,” Will says, collapsing into bed beside Sonny, who is half asleep.
Since bringing the twins home, they have kept to a pretty tight schedule of alternating middle-of-the-night feedings but after three weeks, the sleep deprivation is getting to them both.
“Me too,” Sonny mumbles into his pillow.
“Hey.” Will pokes Sonny, who opens an eye to look at Will. “I think we need to change our plan.”
“What’d’ya mean?”
“We can’t keep doing this. Neither of us is getting any sleep. I think we need to alternate nights not feedings. That way one of us can sleep through the night each night and be functional in the morning.”
Sonny nods, his eyes drifting closed again.
Will chuckles. “Why don’t you go back to sleep. I’ll take the rest of the feedings tonight.”
Sonny nods again and drifts back into unconsciousness.
Will smiles softly down at his husband and then pads out of the bedroom. He checks on Ari to make sure the babies haven’t woken her, as they have sometimes in the past couple weeks, and then makes his way to the kitchen to make himself coffee. If he’s going to be up every two hours, he might as well use the time to do some writing.
As it turns out, Will’s idea of alternating nights instead of feedings is a good one; following the switch, their daily lives and schedules become easier to manage, the one who had slept the night before picking up slack where the other is lacking from sleep.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
May 2020
“Do you think Ari’s going to feel abandoned when the baby’s born?” Will asked one night over dinner, a couple weeks after they had told her that Rebecca was pregnant.
They were alone in the house, Ari with Gabi, and they were having a night in, dinner cooked by Sonny, movies, lovemaking.
“What?”
Will stirred his pasta with his fork nervously, not looking at Sonny. “She’s been our only focus for so long. Do you think she’s going to feel abandoned when the baby comes?”
Sonny didn’t answer right away, pondering Will’s question. “I don’t think so. She’ll be seven in a couple of weeks. Seven and a half by the time the baby’s born. She’s old enough to understand what’s going on. Plus, she seemed really excited when we told her. I think she’s hoping it’s a girl so she can use her as a living doll.”
Will laughed, comforted slightly by Sonny’s words. But his face still betrayed his concern.
“Hey,” Sonny said, taking Will’s hand over the table. “I don’t think we have anything to worry about. She has Gabi and so many people in this town that love her and would be ready to pick up slack if we fall behind. But I think Ari will turn out to be a good little helper.”
Will smiled at the thought and tried to enjoy the rest of their evening alone.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * *
April 2021
Although Will had worried that Ari might feel abandoned, a worry that multiplied when they found out Rebecca was pregnant with twins, Sonny had been right. At almost eight, Ari is eager to help take care of the babies in any way she can - especially dressing them and feeding them bottles.
She’s the best little helper they have, and she has a real knack for calming them down when they’re crying. Neither Will nor Sonny is certain exactly how she does it, but more often than not, when the babies start mewling, Ari has them settled within minutes and without effort.
“We really need to figure out how she does that,” Sonny says, sitting down on the couch next to Will, who’s reading a book.
The babies had been fussy all day, barely taking their bottles and not sleeping. It was a day when they were both home, and Will and Sonny had both tried everything they could think of to get the girls to settle. Nothing had worked.
Despite all their efforts, Cara and Ada remained irritable all day, until Ari prances into the house with Gabi and makes a beeline for the babies’ room. Within minutes, Ari has gotten them to settle.
“Did you tell her some trick we don’t know about?” Will asks Gabi, who is staying for dinner.
“No,” Gabi answers, shaking her head. “But Rafe always said that Arianna was the only one who could ever calm me when I was fussy. Maybe it’s a sister thing.”
“Allie did have a knack with Sydney,” Will comments.
Gabi shrugs.
“They’re asleep,” Ari announces, appearing in the family room.
“Thank you, Little Lady,” Will says, flashing her a grin and holding his arms out for her.
She obliges, crawling into his lap for a cuddle. “Do you have homework to do?”
Ari nods.
“Okay. How about you do your homework for a little bit and then we’ll have some dinner. Does that sound like a deal?”
Ari nods again.
“Alright. Go get your backpack and we’ll get you set up.”
Will kisses her hair before she hops off his lap to retrieve her bag.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
July 2020
“Twins?!” Sonny asked, confirming what Kayla had just said.
They were at Rebecca’s 13 week scan, making sure that the baby was progressing properly.
“Yes. See,” Kayla said, pointing at two spots on the sonogram screen. “It looks like two of the implants took this time. Congratulations.”
“Twins,” Will whispered, dazed but happy.
Sonny grinned at him and laced their fingers together.
“I’m so glad it worked this time,” Rebecca said, smiling at them.
“Thank you again for doing this,” Will said.
“You don’t have to thank me. This is what I’ve always wanted to do. Bring joy to families like yours.”
Sonny squeezed her hand in appreciation.
* * *
“Ari, sweetie, remember how we told you Rebecca’s going to be having a baby?” Sonny asked.
Ari nodded as she licked her ice cream.
“Well, she’s actually going to have two.” Sonny said.
“Two?”
Will nodded. “Twins. Like Johnny and Allie.”
“Will I be able to play with them?”
“Of course you will,” Sonny answered.
“Okay,” Ari said, unfazed, and licked the ice cream off her hand that had slipped from the cone.
* * *
They were in the middle of painting the nursery when Sonny got the call.
“Uncle Jack? Whoa. Slow down. What?”
Will stopped what he was doing, a paintbrush hanging in midair.
“What?” Sonny repeated, his voice small.
Will dropped the brush when he saw how pale Sonny had turned.
Will hurried to take the phone. “Uncle Jack, it’s Will. What happened? Shit. We’ll be right there.” He hung up the phone. “Sonny? Hey.” Will tried to get his attention, but Sonny was paralyzed with shock. “Sonny,” Will tried again, with a hand on his face.
Sonny looked at him, dazed. “I’m going to drive you to the hospital, okay? I’ll call Gabi on the way to take care of Ari.”
Still dazed, Sonny followed Will.
Jack was waiting for them when they arrived.
“What happened?” Sonny asked immediately. His shock had worn off in the car.
“As I said on the phone, there was a car accident,” Jack responded.
“Are my parents alright?” Sonny’s eyes were wide with fear.
Kayla appeared before Jack could answer. “Sonny?”
“How are they?” Sonny asked her instead.
“Your dad is in surgery right now. It looks like he has a punctured lung and broken ribs but he should be alright.”
“And Adrienne?” Jack asked.
Kayla’s face dropped and Sonny swayed where he was standing. Will wrapped his arms around Sonny’s waist from the back to steady him. Jack had a hand on his shoulder too.
“Adrienne didn’t make it. I’m so sorry, Sonny, Jack. She was gone when she arrived. There was nothing we could do.”
A sob escaped Sonny’s throat.
“I’m going to go check on Justin. I’ll be back in a bit.”
She left and Will helped Sonny to one of the chairs. Jack sat down heavily next to them and buried his face in his hands.
* * *
The funeral was a week later, as soon as Justin was deemed well enough to be discharged from the hospital.
Sonny’s brothers came in from Arizona, said their goodbyes to their mother, supported their father and brother through the day, and left Salem again the next morning.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
June 2021
“I can’t believe they’re six months old already,” Sonny says, dropping his head onto Will’s shoulder as they sit on the couch watching TV and rocking the bassinets lightly.
“I know.”
“I can’t believe Ari is eight. How did that happen?”
“I don’t know.” Sonny laughs lightly.
They lapse into comfortable silence until Will says quietly, “I’m happy, you know that right?”
Sonny lifts his head to look at Will curiously.
“This is all I ever wanted growing up. A stable home, a family without drama and constant fighting.”
Sonny nods. “I know.”
“I don’t think our life is boring.” His saying that to Sonny still haunts Will, even after all these years.
Sonny blinks, his lips parting slightly, Will’s thoughts clear.
“I know,” Sonny repeats. “You don’t have to apologize for that, Will. It was a long time ago. We’re different people now.”
Will nods and kisses Sonny.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
August 2020
“The babies both look perfectly healthy,” Kayla said with a smile. “Would you like to know the gender?”
Rebecca said “Yes” before Will and Sonny had a chance to even think about it.
Kayla gave her a strange look but ignored her and waited for Will and Sonny to respond. They looked at each other, communicating silently, and then Will said, “Yeah.”
“Congratulations. You’re having two beautiful baby daughters.”
“Ari will be thrilled,” Will said immediately and Sonny laughed genuinely and whole-heartedly for the first time since Adrienne’s death.
* * *
“Son?”
“Hmmm?”
They were lazing in bed, enjoying a Sunday morning without Ari, who had spent the weekend with Gabi and Rafe and David. Will’s head was pillowed on Sonny’s chest and Sonny’s fingers trailed circles along Will’s arm.
“I’ve been thinking about names for the babies. I thought maybe we could name one after your mom.”
Sonny didn’t immediately respond. After a while, he said, “I’d like that. She’d like that. So would Dad.”
Will kissed Sonny’s shoulder. Thinking about Adrienne was still painful for Sonny but it was getting easier.
“Maybe the other one can be after Caroline,” Sonny said.
Will shifted his head to look at Sonny. Sonny smiled softly at him.
Will returned the smile. “Grandma would love that.”
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
September 2021
The six of them - Will, Sonny, Ari, the twins, and Chocolate, the brown and white beagle they had gifted Ari for her eighth birthday - are at the park, enjoying the last vestiges of summer that are quickly turning into fall.
Ari is running around chasing after the dog, throwing sticks and rolling around in the grass with him. They’ll have to thoroughly wash Ari’s clothes tonight but the joy on her face and in her laugh makes it worth it.
Sonny pushes the stroller back and forth from where they sit on the bench watching Ari and Chocolate.
“I wish my mom were here,” Sonny says suddenly.
Will watches Sonny, waits for him to say more. It has been a hard year without her, especially when Sonny wanted her support in the two weeks after the twins’ birth when everything happened with Rebecca.
“I know,” Will says gently, slipping his hand into Sonny’s free one.
“She would love to see this.” Sonny nods at the babies, Ari and the dog.
Will kisses Sonny’s temple. “She’ll always be here with us,” Will says, nodding at Ada.
Sonny smiles softly but sadly. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to ruin the mood.”
“It’s okay to miss your mom, Sonny,” Will says.
Sonny closes his eyes and leans into Will. They stay like that for a long time, until the sun is setting and Ari comes wandering over to announce she’s hungry.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
November - December 2020
Rebecca moved into their spare bedroom as she entered her third trimester. Kayla suggested she be mostly on bedrest for the rest of the pregnancy, and so Will and Sonny catered to her as best as their schedules allowed. As she lived with them, Rebecca became a part of their daily routine and their daily lives. Ari’s adoration of her was not a small part of Rebecca feeling like part of the family.
Without them realizing what was happening, Rebecca ingratiated herself into making decisions about the babies in perhaps a way a surrogate shouldn’t. She gave her input about the color the nursery should be, even though it was already painted a light pink with green balloons, she advised what baby products they should be buying, and she even boldly suggested names to place on their final list.
* * *
They celebrated Will’s 28th birthday with a celebration at the house, so Rebecca could join them for a couple of hours. Will’s family and Justin celebrated with them, and the party ended up doubling as a celebration of Jennifer waking up from her year-long coma.
Towards the end of the party emotions ran high when Will and Sonny announced the babies were being named after Adrienne and Caroline.
* * *
Thanksgiving dinner was just the five of them - Will, Sonny, Rebecca, Gabi, and Ari.
* * *
“Are you going to have a nanny?” Rebecca asked Will one morning in early December when he brought her breakfast.
“I don’t know. We haven’t thought that far to be honest.”
“If you want, I could be their nanny for a bit until you figure it out. They say it’s good for newborns to be breastfed anyway.”
“I’ll talk to Sonny about it. Thanks,” Will said with a smile. “I’ve got to get to work. Will you be alright until Sonny comes to check on you for lunch?”
Rebecca nodded.
“See you later.”
* * *
They skipped the annual Horton tree trimming that year, opting instead to spend the day at home with Rebecca, so she wouldn’t be alone on Christmas. Gabi joined them to round out their little family celebration.
“Thank you for this,” Rebecca said, indicating her necklace, as they settled her back in her bed. “You didn’t have get me anything.”
“You’re having our babies. It’s the least we could do,” Sonny said.
She smiled at him and then yawned.
“Get some sleep,” Will said.
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
November - December 2021
“Happy birthday,” Sonny says into Will’s ear.
Will grins, still half-asleep.
Ari with Gabi, Lucas and Kate had readily agreed to take the babies for the night, so Will and Sonny could spend the morning of Will’s birthday alone. They’re all meeting up in Doug’s Place for lunch later today.
Sonny peppers Will’s face, neck, and shoulder with kisses. Will hums, content.
“Morning,” Will says and turns around in Sonny’s arms. “This’nice,” Will mumbles, eyes closed, burrowing his head half into the pillow and half onto Sonny’s shoulder.
Sonny wraps his arms tighter around Will’s waist and kisses Will’s hair.
When he wakes up again an hour later, Will is alone in the bed. “Sonny?”
“Happy birthday,” Sonny says from the doorway, carrying a tray.
“What’s this?” Will teases with a smile, sitting up against the headboard.
“Breakfast in bed,” Sonny says, placing the tray carefully on the bed and climbing in next to Will.
There’s two plates of pancakes, scrambled eggs, and bacon, two glasses of orange juice, and a single rose.
“This looks amazing,” Will says, pulling Sonny in for a lingering kiss.
“Nothing but the best for my husband,” Sonny says when they pull apart.
Will smiles, eyes sparkling, and digs into the food.
* * *
Thanksgiving they spend at the Brady Pub, where the Bradys and Hortons have all gathered to celebrate the holiday.
* * *
The twins’ first Christmas is a bright and cheerful celebration, and Will and Sonny each hang one of their ornaments right next to Ari’s and underneath their own.
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
January - February 2021
They rang in the new year at home, anxious that Rebecca could go into labor at any minute.
* * *
As Rebecca’s due date neared, Will and Sonny alternated days off of work so that at least one of them was home with her in case she went into labor.
Will was in his office at The Spectator when Sonny called, frantic.
“Rebecca’s in labor! We’re on the way to the hospital.”
“I’ll be right there.” Will gave Jen, who was back at work, a hurried explanation and rushed out on her wave.
“Sonny!” Will spotted him pacing outside the delivery room. “Where’s Rebecca?”
“They’re prepping her or checking her dilation or something,” Sonny said, grabbing Will’s hands.
“Sonny? Will?” Sarah popped her head into the hallway. “You can come in. She’s ready.”
They hurried inside hand-in-hand and quickly shoved their way into the scrubs Sarah handed them.
Rebecca was screaming, Kayla encouraging her. Will and Sonny each settled on one side of her and took one of her hands. Almost immediately, she squeezed their hands as another contraction ran through her.
An hour later, Cara and Ada were settled in their fathers’ arms.
“Everything looks perfect and normal,” Kayla said with a smile. “I’ll give you some privacy.”
“Do you want to hold them?” Will asked Rebecca when Kayla had left.
“Can I?”
Sonny nodded and handed her Ada. Carefully, when she had Ada balanced in one arm, Will placed Cara in the other.
“They’re so beautiful,” Rebecca whispered, tears rolling down her face.
“Yeah. They are,” Sonny said, choked up, and laced his fingers with Will’s across the bed.
* * *
Two days later, Will and Sonny arrived at hospital to bring the babies home to find them gone.
“What do you mean they’ve been discharged?” Will asked the nurse.
“About an hour ago,” she said and clicked the mouse on the computer. “To a Rebecca Vale.” At Will and Sonny’s alarmed looks, she said, “She said she was their mother.”
“Well she’s not,” Sonny hissed, pulling his phone out and ringing Rebecca. “She’s not answering her cell or the house.”
“Of course she’s not,” Will replied, shaking his head and banging his fist on the nurse’s station.
“What’s going on here?” Kayla asked.
“Your staff let Rebecca walk out of here with our daughters,” Sonny barked.
“What? It specifically says in their file that she’s a surrogate,” Kayla said, double-checking the computer.
“I’m sorry, Dr. Johnson. She said she was their mother,” the nurse said, distressed.
“Why don’t you go do some rounds, Taylor,” Kayla said, not unkindly. “We’ll discuss this later.”
Close to tears, the nurse hurried away.
“Eli,” Will said into his phone. “I’m reporting a kidnapping.”
* * *
“Are you sure you’re alright keeping Ari?” Will asked Gabi.
“Will, she’s my daughter,” Gabi said. “You and Sonny focus on getting those beautiful babies back.”
Will’s face fell and Gabi pulled him into a hug.
* * *
“Can you think of any place she might be hiding?” Eli asked.
It had been three days and so far all searches of Salem and the usual hiding places had been unfruitful.
“I don’t - we don’t - I guess we don’t really know a lot about her,” Sonny answered, sighing and rubbing his hand over his face.
Neither of them had slept much in the past three days; they were both exhausted.
Will dropped his head back against the couch, worn out and close to tears.
* * *
As February blew into Salem on a blizzard, Rebecca had been on the run with Cara and Ada for almost two weeks.
Will and Sonny had slept fitfully and eaten sporadically and only because survival required it. Will used all of his contacts at The Spectator to help with the search and Eli had actually enlisted the help of John and BlackPatch.
Finally, a few days before Valentine’s Day, Rebecca made a mistake.
“We got a hit on Rebecca’s credit card at the train station in Chicago,” Eli told Will and Sonny over the phone. “We’ve already alerted the train station and Chicago PD. I’m on my way there now. I’ll keep you posted.”
Two hours later, Eli called to say they had Rebecca in custody and the babies were at the hospital with Kayla getting checked out.
“Thank god,” Will said, relieved, as he hurried after Sonny to their car. “We’re on the way to the hospital right now.”
At the hospital, Eli filled them in. “Rebecca confessed to kidnapping the twins, said she loved them and couldn’t let them go.”
Sonny swore under his breath.
“How do we know she’s not going to try this again?” Will asked.
“I’ve already spoken to the DA and she’s ready to prosecute her. She’s behind bars.”
“Thank you, Eli,” Will said.
“I was just doing my job,” Eli said with a smile. “I have to get back to the station. Will you be alright?”
They both nodded and he left. A minute later, Will spotted Kayla coming out of the nursery. “Aunt Kayla! Are they alright?”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
January 2022
Doug’s Place hosts the twins’ first birthday party. Hortons, Bradys, and Kiriakises populate the restaurant - Sami, a mostly fully healthy EJ, Lucas and the kids have come in from Italy - and Ari bounces around asking if anyone needs anything, like the little helper she’s been in the eleven months.
“Daddy, can I play with the babies?” Ari asks, swinging her feet on one of the barstools.
“They’re asleep right now, sweetie, but you’ll be the first one to know when they’re awake,” Will says, tickling her.
She squirms away, laughing, and hops off the chair to hide behind Sonny, who’s talking with Justin.
Will laughs and shares a grin across the restaurant with Sonny when Ari tells him what happened. Seconds later, Sonny walks over to Will, brandishing the baby monitor in his hand. Ari trails behind him.
“They’re awake,” Sonny says, heading to the office where they had set up the babies’ portacrib.
“Can I come?” Ari asks, bouncing on her toes.
“Come on, Princess,” Will says and Ari runs towards the office. Will and Sonny follow at a slower pace.
Five minutes later, Will and Sonny emerge from the back room, each with a baby in their arms. Ari walks alongside them, tickling at the babies’ feet.
“The guests of honor are awake,” Sonny announces and the entire room bursts into “ohhhs” and “awwws” and “hi theres”.
Chairs are pushed back and plates abandoned as family members meander over to say hello and kiss Cara and Ada. They’re not fussy today so they quickly get passed around: Marlena, Kate, Justin, Jennifer, Ciara, Eric, Brady, Sami, Lucas, Roman, and Kayla each gets a turns with at least one of the babies.
Eventually, the twins end up crawling around on the floor with Ari chasing after them.
When it’s getting late, after they’ve sung “Happy Birthday” and cut the cake, and the twins are lagging, sitting calmly on the couch with Sami holding Cara and Lucas holding Ada, Will clinks a knife against a glass.
“We, uh, we just wanted to thank everyone for coming,” Will says to the crowd. “That’s it. That’s all I have.” Will laughs along with his family. “Yeah. Just thanks.”
After that, the party begins to break up, guests staggering out one by one.
“We’ll see you tomorrow?” Sami asks, EJ and Lucas behind her. Allie, Johnny, and Sydney are on the couch, entertaining Ari.
Will nods, rubbing Cara’s back as she falls asleep on his shoulder. Sonny is next to him, Ada already asleep in the carriage.
“This was a great party, William, Jackson,” EJ says.
“Thanks,” Sonny responds.
“Johnny, Allie, Syd, we’re leaving,” Sami says, as she heads to the door.
“Bye bye,” Lucas whispers to Cara and again to Ada as he passes the stroller.
“Ari, sweetie, time for us to go, too,” Sonny says as Will carefully places a sleeping Cara into the stroller.
Six hours later, Will and Sonny crawl into bed together and are asleep within minutes.
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Chapter 6
September 7, 2019
2:14 am
I shoot up in bed and check the time. Jennifer’s nightmares usually come between 12 and 1. We’ve passed the critical point. I lay back down.
Only now I can’t sleep. I’m fully awake. 2:38 am. I’m going for a walk. I check on Jenn. She’s sound asleep.
I slip outside to the backyard.
I’m going to a benefit event. I’ve been seeing young entrepreneurs go to benefits for as long as I can remember. Magazines would feature them and their celebrity guests. There were even a few shown on TV. And I’ll be attending one.
I sit against the tree and stare up at the stars.
I hear a sigh. I lean around the tree.
“Finn?”
“Oh, hi Eliza. What are you doing out here?”
“I was planning on going on a walk but I’m sitting against this tree instead. How about you?”
“Couldn’t sleep, again.”
I stare at him, wide-eyed. Finn has a steady sleep pattern.
“How are the girls doing without their fearless leader?” Finn asks robotically.
“Do you actually care or are you just turning the conversation?”
“I care.” He says, glancing at me. “Did I do something to bother you?”
“You keep getting lost in thought and observing. Now you’re not sleeping. I feel like I ruined your senior year by uprooting you.”
“I’m just doing my job.”
I lean away from him. He scoots over.
“That’s not how I meant it, Eliza. I’m observing and thinking because I’m doing my job. I’m glad I get to go to school with you. I told you that. I just don’t want to get in your way.”
“You’re not getting in my way by being a part of the conversation. You wouldn’t be getting in my way if you wanted to suggest anything. I want to enjoy going to school with you too. I want to see your hometown through your eyes.”
“I moved here when I was eight.”
“I’ve moved around since I was eight. I don’t even remember which street I grew up on. Seeing that connection for someone else is amazing.”
“Fine, we’ll go this weekend.” He says, closing his eyes and leaning against the tree.
“Finn? Are you okay?”
“I’m just…”
“Don’t you dare say lost in thought!”
He opens his eyes and smiles, lazily.
Don’t distract me by smiling either.
“Alright, alright. It’s just a little uncomfortable being home. I haven’t had a routine at home since I was 14. It’s difficult having them telling me what to do after being so independent.”
I hum in reply because I have nothing to say.
Finn sits straight up.
“Oh man, Eliza. I’m so sorry. I don’t have anything to complain about. That was rude of me.”
“Finn, I already told you. You don’t have to feel bad talking about your family. I’m used to not having a mom and dad. I may not always understand but it’s a part of who you are so I’ll try.”
Finn nods.
“It’s just a bit strange because they raised me to be an independent child.”
I wonder what kind of child I was.
“But now they’re reluctant to let me do my own thing. Dad’s reminding me to train and the code of conduct. Mom’s telling me to schedule and wash my clothes.”
“Do you have a hard time remembering to wash your clothes?”
“Well, we can’t all have maids like some people.” He says nudging me. “No, I don’t. She’s just being a mom.”
“Okay. What’s the code of conduct?”
“My dad’s school demands respect, trust, and sacrifice. We conduct ourselves in a dignified way to be respected. We instill trust by not treating a client as a friend or being romantically involved with them. And we are willing to protect our client at the highest cost.”
“Why in the world did you get picked to be my bodyguard, then?”
“That’s what I’m wondering.”
“I mean, you’re dignified enough and I completely trust you. But you were my friend before you were my bodyguard.”
Finn nods and our eyes met. I look away immediately.
Just a friend.
“Why would they have my friend watch me?”
“I think it was to make you feel comfortable. My dad chose a young adult so you wouldn’t stand out too much at school.”
“Because bringing a boy doesn’t make me stand out.”
Finn laughs and leans back.
“Wait Finn, are you willing to sacrifice anything to protect me?”
“I’m hoping it won’t come to that because I’d have only a split second to decide.”
“Some guard,” I mutter.
“I’m kidding, Eliza. I would be willing to protect you no matter what, even if I wasn’t your guard.” He says, putting an arm around me.
“Good. So should I ask your dad to fire you so you stop being so reserved?”
“Getting paid to go to school is nice and I’m not breaking all the rules yet so no.”
“Alright but I’m firing you the moment you stop being dignified.”
“Deal.”
We watch the stars for a moment.
“I’m going for my walk,” I say, standing.
Finn catches up to me.
“Are you ever going to tell me your story with Jenn?” ----- ----- -----
July 22, 2012 4:00 pm
“I won’t leave Jenn!” I declare.
“Jenn will be fine. You knew we specialize in young girls.”
You shouldn’t. You’re not kind enough.
“We’ve been looking for fosters since you turned 10.”
She pushes me through the door.
“No. Jenn and I need each other. We make each other better.”
“Elizabeth. Stop this right now.”
“We don’t have room for problematic girls. Maybe the timing isn’t---.” Says the woman I met last week.
“No. She’s a great girl. She cares for the younger girls well.”
I care for one girl.
“You and Jennifer may correspond via letter. Give her a book and she’ll be fine.” Roxanne says to the couple, handing the man my belongings.
I follow them out. Once I got in the car, I look back at the building. Jenn's in the side yard staring at me. I wave as long as I could see her and try not to cry.
We traded letters for 10 months.
“Beth, you have mail.” Mr. Fitzwilliam says at the breakfast table.
I open the letter.
May 3, 2013 Dear Jennifer,
I’m glad school is going so well. Congratulations on your test scores. I knew there was a reason you could understand my homework. I’m good. Mr. and Mrs. Fitzwilliam are still trying to get me to call them by their first names. It feels rude though. We’re going on a road trip starting August 16, two weeks before school. How is your first week of summer?
Love, Beth
I drop the envelope in confusion.
“Beth? What’s wrong?” Mrs. Fitzwilliam asks.
“This fell out,” Kendall says, handing me a piece of paper.
Jennifer has been adopted by a young woman. Take care, Elizabeth Gent.
Ms. Roxanne Gibson
I didn’t leave my room for a week. It took me another week to leave the house.
“Beth, assisting Doug starts this week. I know you’re sad but can you do it with me?” Kendall asks.
“Yes,” I say, picking up a new book.
“You just put down your last one. Do you want to go skating with us?”
I shake my head.
I worked for the rest of the summer. We went on our road trip and school started. Roxanne Gibson would not give me Jenn’s new address.
Then the Fitzwilliam had to stop being fosters to care for her mom. They adopted Kendall while the other three girls were sent to an orphanage. Our records got lost in the scuffle. Our information was based on our memory.
I was only in the orphanage for 3 months before I was taken into another one.
A year passed with me going to school, reading, and assisting Mrs. Bachchan with errands and tutoring.
An announcement shook the home.
I wasn’t interested but Mrs. Bachchan made every girl take it. We lived so close to the academy that she would be able to see us.
I passed because of the training I had in obscure subjects such as Latin.
“Girls. We have a new family member, Jennifer.” Mrs. Bachchan says.
I’m not going to look up. I’m not falling for it again. Jennifer is happily adopted.
“Go ahead, dear. Introduce yourself.”
“My name is Jennifer Leeds.” Comes the clear voice.
I look up.
I scream and stand.
“Beth Gent. What are you doing?”
“Elizabeth Gent? Lizzie?” Jennifer asks as I hug her.
“Jenn. Jennifer, is that really you?”
“It’s me, Lizzie. Is it you?”
“Yes,” I say, laughing and tearing up. “This is really happening.”
“Oh, Lizzie, I’ve missed you so much.”
“Me too. But what are you doing here?”
“My mom, Susan, I was adopted.” I nod. “She died three weeks ago.” Jenn starts crying.
I hug her tighter.
“Why don’t you girls go catch up? I’ll save some lunch for you.” Mrs. Bachchan says.
I lead Jenn to my room. She tells me all about her adoptive mom and their lives together. She tells me about the past month, how Susan was just running an errand. She was supposed to be gone for an hour. Then her adoptive grandfather picked up a call. She had spun off the road and hit a tree. She was only 42.
“Jenn, I’m so sorry. You’ve had to experience so much pain in such a short life.”
Her mom, dad, aunt, cousin and now an adoptive mom.
“Papa moved to a home in this town. I’m not alone. And I found you again.” Jenn’s eyes widen. “I’m sorry I never wrote to you. The first 6 months were hard to adjust to. I wrote to you last January but it was returned.”
“It’s okay.”
“I promised myself I would apologize the moment I saw you.”
“Jennifer, it is okay. Roxanne Gibson told me you got adopted. I was happy to know you were being taken care of.”
“I actually never stopped writing to you. Hold on.”
Jenn runs to her suitcase. She comes back with a box.
We read her letters and relive the moments.
While Jenn eats a late lunch, I talk to Mrs. Bachchan. She promises to make sure Jenn stays in town so she can be near me and test for the academy.
Thankfully two years later she got in as well.
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September 7, 2019 3:20 am
“Wow. I never knew.”
“Lindsay is the only one I’ve told.”
“You’d never guess that Jenn has gone through all that.”
“She’s great at hiding it. And she’s dealt with most of it.”
“Yeah?” Finn looks at me. “I knew you moved a lot but the Fitzwilliams adopted Kendall only?”
“She had been with them the longest and knew Mrs. Fitzwilliam's mother. She was basically their daughter.”
“But it was another big change in such a short time period.”
“Finn, if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that things change quickly.”
“I guess but didn’t you want to be a part of a family?”
“I don’t think the traditional type of family is the only kind of family. I love and care about the Fitzwilliams and I’ll continue to do so even if I don’t know where they are or what they’re doing. To me, that’s family.”
“That makes sense. I mean that’s what my family has done for years. Eliza?”
“Yes?” I ask, surprised.
He doesn't really have to get my attention since he already has it.
“Will you be my date next Saturday?”
Next Saturday? What’s happening next Saturday?
“For the benefit? Of course. How did you hear about it?”
“My dad called me as soon as school let out. I knew the Simms would want to tell you.”
“Oh, ok. I was going to ask you to be my date and, um, bodyguard tomorrow. Or rather, today.”
“Yeah, I guess you can’t go with anyone else anyway.”
“Well not when I have my own built-in bodyguard/escort.”
“You know what? I have training tomorrow morning. I should get to sleep.” Finn says, standing.
I barely get out a bye before he jogs away.
Did I say something wrong?
----- ----- -----
September 7, 2019 11:00 am
Finn fulfilled his promise. We're exploring the town.
But he's not speaking to me.
"What happened between you and Finn?" Allison asks.
"Nothing."
"Lizzie, he hasn't smiled this entire time. You two were silent in the front seat. Something happened."
"I thought it was going pretty well. We talked Friday. There were awkward pauses. I visited Michelle and he walked me home."
"What kind of awkward pauses?
"Like we'd be talking and our eyes would meet. The person whose turn it was would be silent. And then I'd look away."
"Wow, girl. For all your maturity and intelligence, you don't know anything about developing a relationship. That’s the time to flirt."
"I don't know how to flirt."
"Yes, you do." I look at her surprised. "You and Finn can't have a conversation without flirting. It’s just not intentional so when your subconscious picks it up, you both freeze. Then, you change the path. But that can't be the only problem. What else?"
"Guys, hurry up." Mandy beckons us as Finn helps her off the boat.
We walk down. Finn helps Allison and then reaches out his hand. I'm about to take it when he puts his hands on my waist and lifts me down.
"Since your balance is terrible."
I'm getting deja vu.
"I can get off a boat," I say.
Finn shrugs before catching up with the other girls.
"See what I mean? No progress, ever. But seriously, there's something else."
"I told him a personal story. And we're going to the benefit event together."
"As a date?"
I relay our conversation.
"That's the second time you two faked me out. Lizzie, he asked you on a date."
"But he was already going to the benefit. And he says date all the time. I don't think he meant anything by it."
"You said you visited Michelle, right?"
"Yeah. So what?
"Did she show you videos and pictures of the family?"
"Yeah. Have you seen them?"
Allison smiles.
"No. He won't let anyone see them. He says they're too embarrassing. The fact that you've seen them means you're different. You said you've been talking about things you avoided before. You're willing to share all now."
"But we're both reserved. Maybe we're finally able to share these things."
"And maybe the sky's green. You are both reserved. And it's only because I'm so chill that you've opened up to me so much. But there's a force causing you to think of all the things you don't know about each other. You need to stop repressing it by looking away or changing the topic. Or it may ruin your relationship."
We enter a gallery.
"I'll let you think about that," Allison says, walking away.
I look at some jewelry and paintings. I stop at a painting of a little boy and girl at the shore. Finn walks by.
"Finn, is this the shore we walked past?"
He glances at the painting.
"Yeah."
Stop repressing it, I think.
"I like this painting."
"You've been looking at it for 10 minutes. I'm not surprised."
I'm silent. I guess he feels bad because he leans in to look closer.
"She has your hair."
"Yeah, I guess she does," I say, touching my dirty blonde hair.
"It's been here for years. Other things change but they haven't sold this yet."
"Maybe the artist doesn't want it sold. I feel like the message reaches more people this way."
"What's the message?" He asks, curious.
"I think we're supposed to imagine ourselves as the young kids on the beach. There's a joy and freshness that the painting gives off. Maybe it's their first time for the summer or their last. Maybe it was a surprise or an event they looked forward to."
"Maybe." He says, walking to the next painting.
Allison walks up.
"I don't know if I can face the force alone," I whisper to her.
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this is just the first 1/2 of the next bruised apple chap cus it aint finished yet.... don’t really need a specific tw if you’ve read the rest of the fic but if you havent check the tws on ao3 pls 
-=+=-
Evie flipped through a potion book, one of the few she’d decided to take with her from the Isle. She’d been doing so for the better half of an hour, having skipped out on her lunch knowing none of her friends shared it with her today. Again. 
The book was somewhat old, pages worn soft from use, and handmade, containing the most useful spells she’d found in all her mother’s old potion books, copied over onto paper remade from the destroyed scraps brought over on the trash barges. 
(Carlos had learned to make these sorts of almost-notebooks ages ago. They’d take old books, too wet and moldy to be read, and tear out their pages into a vat with any other scraps of paper they could find. They’d remove any sort of mold or residue, then boil the mixture into a watery-paper mush. From there, they only had to bleach it and then spread and dry it into greyish white, thick parchment. Then bind the parchment into the shelled books and, voila! They hefted a pretty price on the market, too, clean paper surprisingly rare, and useful, on the Isle.) 
It was one of her two ‘main’ potion books she kept. Mal had a similar book, refined over the years, though it contained mostly spells while Evie’s held more potions than incantations. 
But while Mal had only her one book, Evie preferred to keep two separate ones. Both had choice spells and recipes she’d chosen from her mother’s books, but there was a distinct difference between the two. One was filled with spells they could actually complete on the Isle, and one contained potions she’d never hoped of being able to create with their limited resources. 
The second she’d also brought with her, but she’d yet to open it since arriving here. Even if she should be able to actually use the spells now it felt... wrong in a way. She’d only ever opened her second book to copy down potions she was sure she’d never make, it was almost more a graveyard of ideas than a source of information. 
Because of that, she continued to flip through her first book, and left the second hidden away. 
She’d been thinking about magic a lot lately. How the people here treated it, how Mal’s eyes lit up when she discussed it with Jane, how Carlos and Jay stiffened at it’s mention. 
(She of course hadn’t forgotten about Carlos’s magic, but she encouraged others to give him space, and the matter had been tabled for now. She knew he’d come to them with it, eventually.) 
Something she’d been thinking about was how her magic was so different from the others’s. It was much more passive, like a jacket instead of a second skin 
That didn’t make it any less hers, of course, it just made it… different. It was a tool. It didn’t run rampant with her emotions like Jay’s did, didn’t bend unconsciously to her every whim like Mal’s. She didn’t know what Carlos's magic was like, but the way he’d acted when Mal called him out on having it, she’d bet it was emotional in some way as well. 
So, if her magic was a tool, it was her job to decide how to use it right? It was her choice. 
She glanced down at the spell again that she’d been reading. Hide scars, seal small blemishes without any mark. 
She stared down at it for a long moment. Eventually, she folded the side of the page, marking it for later. 
If she had a choice, then why did she feel so trapped? 
-=+=-
“Are you okay?” Doug asked her, as the two walked to their english class together, something that had become the norm over the past few weeks. 
Evie forced a smile, the almost-casual kind most people couldn't see through. “Of course? Why do you ask?” 
Doug frowned at her.  “Cause you keep looking around. And you straight up flinched when some girls laughed behind us.” He lowered his voice. “If you’re self conscious about what other people are-” 
“I’m not!” She smiled, cutting him off. 
Doug looked skeptical for a moment, then sighed. “Alright.” He said, finally, and pulled out his phone, probably to check the virtual garden game he’d shown her yesterday. 
Evie took a deep breath, and took a sort of index over how she must have looked right now. Her hair should be perfect, but what if a bit fell out? What if her makeup had smudged?
She hurried into class and to her seat, pulling out her (non magical) mirror while Doug sat beside her, still on his phone. 
Why were Auradon kids so good at emotional stuff? On the Isle the most anyone could do was tell if you were bluffing about a brag or a trade, stuff that could start a fight or something. But here everyone payed attention to everyone’s stupid emotions. The only thing they couldn't do was tell when people were obviously lying, all of them far too trusting.
Evie snapped her mirror closed, a bit harder than she really needed too. She was fine. She looked fine. Perfect. No one was saying anything about her, no one was even thinking of her.  
The thought only made her feel more ill. She needed people to think about her, she needed them to love or fear her. Hadn't her mother told her a thousand times? 
“Evie?” Someone called her name, snapping her from her spiraling thoughts. 
“Y-yes?” She blinked, realizing the lesson had started and she hadn't even noticed. 
The teacher looked at her for a moment too long, obvious suspicion in the woman’s eyes. “Ben says he needs you.” She finally said, gesturing to the door at the back of the room. Evie turned to see a nervous looking Ben standing in the doorway. 
“Oh, one sec.” She hurried to grab her stuff and step out into the hall. Ben shut the door behind her, looking concerned. 
“What happened?” She asked, eyebrows scrunched. She couldn't think of any reason Ben would come to get her, unless one of the others were hurt. (Or hurt someone else, but she honestly preferred they hurt someone else then being hurt themselves.)
“Nothing bad, don’t worry.” Ben said hurriedly, his nerves still evident. “I just- uh, Doug mentioned you were upset about something?” His arm moved to rub the back of his neck, hesitant. “And I was wondering if there was anything I could do to help?” He asked, eyes wide and expression open.
Evie blinked at him, surprised. Was that really all? From how sincerely embarrassed Ben seemed to be, face bright red, she didn’t think he was lying. 
Evie considered Ben for a moment. She never talked about anything relating to emotions with anyone besides her crew. But he seemed… sincere. And he’d helped Carlos. And as much as she loved her crew, she didn’t really want to put this on them. Not because she couldn't trust them, but because she knew they were already worried about her. 
Evie looked over her shoulder. There wasn't anyone in the hall, but they were still out in the open. Venerable. 
“Is there anywhere private we could go to talk?” She asked, voice barely above a whisper. 
Ben looked shocked for a moment, before he shook himself back to reality. “Y-yeah! There’s an empty classroom at the end of the hall. Number 17.” 
Evie nodded. The two walked to the room in silence. Evie tried to figure out how to explain what was going on without giving too many details, and staying as far away from mentioning the stress of their parent’s expectations. 
Ben held the door open for her, earning himself a slight smile. She stepped inside, sitting at a spare desk right near the door. Ben seemed to take note of that, and moved a row farther in, so he was diagonal to Evie, and she was between him and the entryway. 
Evie fiddled with her bracelets. Ben looked at her expectantly, though he seemed ready to wait for her. She was grateful for how considerate Ben was, but she didn’t really know how to respond. 
“Would it be better if I got one of the others?” Ben asked, his hesitance still hanging around him. 
Evie shook her head. “I don’t want to worry them.” 
Ben nodded slowly. “Okay… we don’t need to talk about it, if you don’t want too. I just know talking about it can help, but there's no pressure. Seriously.” 
Evie sent him a tight smile. “You really are such a gentleman, Ben.” He blushed, and her smile widened for a moment, before she sobered again. “It’s just… the people. The staring. It’s getting to me.” She admitted. 
Ben frowned. “Are people saying stuff to you? Because if they are I can have Fairy Godmother talk to them.” 
Evie shook her head again. “It’s just… whispers. Normal gossip and stuff. I should just ignore it, but it just....” She bit her lip. “It just makes me feel so ugly.” She finally admitted, voice barely above a whisper. 
Ben blinked at her, shocked confusion evident on his face. He honestly looked more like Evie’d slapped him with a fish rather than told him she was insecure. 
“Ugly? Why?” 
He sounded so baffled it practically forced a small laugh from Evie’s chest. She shook her head, another giggle passing her lips, and buried her face in her hands as dozens of emotions swirled around her mind. 
“It seems ridiculous but… well my mother is known for her obsession with beauty, isn't she?” She let out another slightly hysterical laugh.
“It’s not ridiculous.” Ben insisted. Evie gave him a look, like she did when Carlos insisted he hadn't been up all night even though he was covered in motor oil. 
“I’m serious.” Ben continued. “A lot of people have issues with how they look, and for the record, you’re one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen. And even if you weren't, that wouldn't mean you are any less of a person. Hell, I look like a boiled mushroom, and i’m gonna be king soon!” He laughed, face bright red. 
Evie smiled at him, tired but genuine. “Thanks, Ben.” 
He smiled back at her. “It’s not a problem, really.” 
Evie glanced at the clock on the wall. “Should we go back to class?” 
Ben checked his watch. “If you want too?” He looked up at her, a mischievous glint in his eye. “Or we could keep ditching. I know that a fresh shipment of ice cream just came in, and no one should be in the kitchens right now.” 
Evie laughed. “Sure, lets go.” 
-=+=-
Mal watched Jay from the corner of her eye as she ate. The two were situated in a secluded corner of the field for lunch, and Jay had been weirdly silent the past few days. It was a bit worrying, but she knew she didn’t need to push, at least not for him, Jay was surprisingly open to discussing stuff with the other four after he had time to process it himself. 
They sat for a little while longer. Eventually, Jay broke the almost-silence around them. 
“Mal.” He said her name almost like a request. She relaxed slightly, and turned to him. 
“What’s up?” She asked, gentle in a way she could only be when she was alone with one of the others. 
Jay hesitated.  “I think there's something wrong with the bracelet.” 
“What?” Mal’s relief at the fact that Jay was ready to talk instantly dissipated. She grabbed at his arm to look at his wrist, knowing full well that if anyone besides her, Carlos, or Evie tried that Jay’d probably have fucking decked them.
“It-” Jay cut himself off with a sigh. “The other day, that window that exploded, I think that was me. I was… thinking about stuff, and all of a sudden the bracelet got super hot and the window shattered.” 
Mal frowned. “This was supposed to drain your magic but…. Well, your a Djinn.” She whispered the word, even though they were alone. ”You generate a lot of magic, much more than we do. More than the bracelet can contain.” 
Jay’s eyebrows scrunched. “I thought it like released the magic or something?” 
“In theory, yeah.” Mal huffed. “Magic is active, it’s a form of energy. It never stops moving, and it doesn't stay in a container for long. It passively leaks out on its own, that's why nothing happens unless you try to use the magic. But you generate so much, it fills up faster than it gets rid of it. So, you’re left with magic of your own.” 
Jay’s expression became stricken with fear, and his breathing hitched. Mal internally berated herself for how blunt she could be. 
“So then, what do I do?” He asked, voice strained. 
Mal grabbed his hand. “First take a breath.” She told him. He scowled for a moment, but then seemed to force himself to take a grounding breath. 
“Okay.” She breathed, interlocking their fingers. “I’ll get E to make a few more of these, okay? And I’ll curse ‘em with the same thing. I’ll try and see if we can find a more permanent solution, maybe C can find something online. But it’s gonna be fine, okay?” 
Jay took another breath, and buried his face in her shoulder, nodding into it. Her arms wrapped around his back. 
“Alright.” 
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It’ll Be Us - Chapter 2
"Ben and I just had the funniest conversation." Jay texted to a group that included Mal, Evie, and Carlos. Mal glanced up from the forms she was filling out for Powhatan Cotillion and glanced at the phone screen, skimming the message as Jay followed up the text with a winking emoji.
"Perchance, was it the same conversation he had with me?" Carlos asked. "That included a date and some plans and Mal's left hand?"
"Wait," Evie commanded. "He did that with you guys too?"
Mal clapped her hand over her mouth as a laugh bubbled up inside her. "No way." She texted. "For real?!"
"He asked for my permission." Jay confided. "And I got to see the ring."
"You got to see the ring?" Evie exploded. "I didn't get to see the ring!"
Carlos sent a string of diamond ring emojis and gifs. His texts were usually littered with stickers and moving pictures, as they had been ever since Ben had introduced him to the world of downloadable add-ins. "I got to see it too." He bragged. "Did you know he's had it ever since our last year at Auradon Prep? It's super fancy too – Mal, you're going to love it."
"Did he tell you guys when?" Mal asked. Several angry emojis from Evie came through. "Like, when he's planning on proposing?"
"We're not supposed to tell you," Carlos explained. "And Evie, the reason you can't see the ring is because that'll ruin the after-proposal freak-out you and Mal will have. It's pretty obvious."
"I want to see the ring!" Evie protested. Several emojis with swearing symbols covering their mouths emitted under her name. Mal let out a laugh.
"The powhatan coronation." Jay texted. Mal's mouth dropped open.
"Jay!" Carlos protested.
"You're not supposed to tell her that!" Evie screeched.
"The Powhatan Cotillion? I'm literally making plans for that right now, as we speak." Mal informed her friends. She glanced sideways at the abandoned papers under her elbow. They suddenly seemed a lot more important than they had thirty seconds ago. Could she literally be helping to plan her own engagement?
But as quickly as the shock sunk in, doubt replaced it. "Ben's going to propose to me on the night they're inducting Ka-Okee into the royal courts? That doesn't seem like him at all. He wouldn't steal the spotlight from her."
"Well, he's going to." Jay insisted. "He told me ALL the plans. Apparently, his parents already approved the idea when he asked them for permission too."
Mal scowled. "How many people is Ben going to ask if it's okay to ask me to marry him before he actually asks ME to marry him? I'm kind of the deal-breaker, here."
"I think he still has to ask his grandfather, the fairy that cursed his dad, all the gods of Olympus, a stone from the Enchanted Lake, all of Auradon, your mother, and the lint from your clothes before he asks you." Evie theorized. Five laughing emojis quickly reassured Mal that Evie was, in fact, joking.
"Oh." Carlos deadpanned. "Has Ben asked Maleficent yet?" Mal's blood ran cold at the question.
"You can't really… communicate with a lizard." Jay pointed out uneasily. "I mean, I guess she could flick her tail and hiss, but she can't really give permission."
Mal swallowed, and typed out: "Yeah, and I don't think Ben is dumb enough to ask someone we all know would say no." Her statement felt like ice water running over their conversation. The chat fell silent for a few seconds. Then Evie tried to pick up the beat again.
"Everything's so much easier for the boys." She proclaimed. "When Carlos proposed to Jane, he asked FG and Jane's dad. No biggie. And Jay had to beat Shang in a sword fight, but still, not much of a problem. But when Doug wanted to propose to me, he had to pick between not asking anyone or trying to find a way to communicate with my mom through the barrier of the Isle and convince her that he's good enough for me. And you know what he picked? Three hours of being screamed at by Cruella, Jafar, and EQ before my mom told him no and he hung up and asked me anyways. And now Ben has to jump through all these hoops because we all know who Mal's mom is, and he has to think of 750,000,000 people as well."
"That swordfight was NOT easy." Jay protested. "I got my leg all slicing up. You know how hard it is to get on one knee when you're covered in an entire half-inch of bandages?"
"You're coming up on fifteen months of engagement." Evie pointed out. "Are you guys going to tie the knot or no?"
"We are," Jay assured her. "She just got a new job though, so we're rearranging dates AGAIN."
Mal picked up her pen and continued scribbling, though she glanced at her phone frequently to catch up on the conversation. Briefly, she opened a text line to Pocahontas and asked: "Does Ka-Okee want chains, key charms, pen toppers, or lip balm party favors?" She felt tempted to follow up the message with: "Jane kinda loves the pen toppers," but knew the joke would only be appreciated by her.
A suspicious message appeared at the top of her phone. "Okay guys, I think we convinced Mal Ben is going to ruin the Cotillion. Now we got to figure out how to get her away from the main party… any ideas?"
"CARLOS WRONG GROUP CHAT!" Evie exclaimed. Several emojis with blue faces and hands slapped to their cheeks in shock or surprise followed.
"OH CRAP" Carlos mourned. A gif of someone slipping on a banana peel with the words 'oops' appeared underneath his message.
"ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION." Jay groaned. "Ugh, Carlos you're telling Ben." A single teary-eyed emoji from Carlos was his only answer.
Mal reentered the group chat, biting her lip to keep from smiling too hard. "I'll just pretend I didn't get that, and we'll call it good." She added a thumbs-up to accentuate her point. No one responded. She got the feeling they were too busy lecturing Carlos in the correct group chat.
The date on the papers read September 30th. It was now September 16th, meaning that in less than two weeks, she could have gone from girlfriend to fiancée, and that was a thought that created a smile she couldn't wipe off her cheeks.
Pocahontas responded: "Pen toppers", which made Mal burst into laughter. As she included the request in the paperwork, her phone buzzed one last time. This time, it was from Ben.
"You still okay to make it to Powhatan Cotillion?" He asked. "I forgot you had a visitation day with your mom that day."
Oh, well that reminder certainly put a damper on her mood. Mal pinched her lips together and let out a breath. "Yeah, I'll be there. Can't wait!" She added a smiling emoji for extra effect.
"What about the Palace open-house for next week?" He asked. "For the anniversary of the formation of Auradon? You have a day with Evie scheduled, but I have it here that you're opening that event?"
Mal let out an audible groan. "Oh, that. Yeah, I remember. I'm not really looking forward to that, though."
"You'll be great," Ben assured her. "Have fun with Evie."
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"The carpets are being cleaned today," Belle announced as Mal entered the room for breakfast on the morning of the Open House. "They weren't able to make it last night, so they're going to be doing the main rooms this morning, and the rest of the palace in the afternoon. Is your room good for them to go through?"
"I think so." Mal furrowed her brow as she fixed a bag over her shoulder. "I'll run back up before I leave with Evie for the day." She sat down between Belle and Ben, who leaned over to give her a quick kiss on the cheek.
"What time are you getting back tonight?" Adam asked as he poured himself a large glass of orange juice. He glanced at his watch and followed this up with: "Ben, thirty minutes."
"We're leaving at three, so I'll be back around three-thirty, before traffic starts up," Mal sighed. "Plenty of time to get ready before five."
Belle nodded approvingly as Ben finished his breakfast and got up. "I'm off," He sighed, pushing his chair back under the table.
"Already?" Mal frowned. "I just got here."
Ben set his hands on her shoulders. "I'll be here tonight. I'll come to find you when you walk in." He leaned down and kissed her cheek again.
Mal let out a longsuffering sigh as he stood back up. "I'll be the one in purple," She reminded him. "Good luck with work."
"I'll need it," Ben laughed. He disappeared out a side door as Mal started reaching for food. A frown was stuck on her face.
"It'll get better, dear," Belle told her, reaching over to pat her hand with a smile. "Eventually, you'll be able to go with him to some things."
"They told me the separation would get better back when I graduated, and it's only gotten worse," Mal grumbled as she stole a helping of breakfast salad. "And really, all I want to do for the rest of my life is paint, draw, and be with Ben. Is that too much to ask?"
Belle laughed. She glanced cautiously at her watch. The doors opened and Lumiere appeared. "Queen Belle, King Adam, Lady Mal," He greeted, inclining his head to each. "I've come up to inform you that your cleaners for tonight are here and that Evie is waiting for Mal outside."
Mal frowned and pulled out her phone to check the time. "Ugh, she's early," Mal moaned. "I'll have to run down to my room and then head out." She stood up, taking her plate with her.
"Don't worry about the room," Belle rolled her eyes. "You're usually tidy. I'll just have someone glance through it to make sure nothing official or important is lying out before I send them up. Take more food with you, dear, or you'll starve."
Mal frowned as she took a few bagels and some strawberries. "I can run down. Evie will understand."
"Shall I tell the cleaners to start in the ballroom?" Lumiere asked. "I believe we have servants setting up things in there in about two hours."
"Yes, please, Lumiere," Belle nodded. "Have fun, Mal. Don't worry about the room."
"A spa day isn't really my idea of fun," Mal sighed.
"Evie's turn to pick?" Belle smiled. Mal nodded glumly. Belle laughed. "Well, good luck," She told her young protégé before she turned to Lumiere to discuss plans for tonight. Eventually, it'd be Mal's job to delegate maintenance crews, but for now, Belle did it as the unofficial head of household.
Mal hurried out to the circle, where Evie was waiting in her pretty blue convertible car with the off-white leather seats. Mal liked the car a lot, mainly because it wasn't as long as the palace limos and was therefore much easier for her to drive. However, Evie never let her drive it because a.) Mal didn't have her license and b.) Mal didn't exactly have the best track record with cars. She'd stolen and crashed/scratched the palace limos a few too many times for Evie to feel comfortable leaving her dream car unattended anywhere near Mal.
"Do you have it?" Mal asked, giving Evie a hug without so much as a 'hello'.
"Of course," Evie smiled. She led Mal to the passenger side of the car and reached down to lift out a silver dress bag with a hanger sticking out of it. She let down the zipper and Mal let out a laugh.
"You're not even being subtle, E," Mal remarked, leaning onto Evie's shoulder with a bright smile. The dress inside was her signature purple color and was obviously made to flaunt as much as possible. It latched above Mal's left shoulder and left her right one bare and hitched at her knees so there was no chance of her tripping on it. The fabric was soft and silky, and honestly reminded Mal of Evie's blue dress from her cotillion years and years ago.
"Now just imagine," Evie let out a breath and held her finger up as if she were framing a moment in the air. "A week from now, you're wearing this dress, and Ben gets down on one knee and-"
"Evie!" Mal burst into giggles, looking around them carefully. "Shh! You never know when the paparazzi are tailing me." She covered her mouth though, as the wonderful image Evie had just described filled her imagination.
"I can't believe you're getting engaged!" Evie proclaimed, much louder than she'd been whispering. Mal flinched. "Just think, Mal, Queen of Auradon. I honestly can't believe it."
"Honestly, I'm okay to just stop at 'wife of Ben'. The queen title, it can just-" Mal made a waving motion with her hand and then reached forward to drag a hand down her new dress. "It's beautiful, Evie. Thank you so much."
"It's going to be amazing," Evie promised. "Now come on, let's hit the road. When do you have to be back? Six?"
"Five," Mal corrected her. "I have to be there to read the official 'Celebration of Auradon' thing at the opening of the party, and to welcome everyone, and then to talk to people who may or may not secretly hate me for my mother." She let out a sigh and opened the passenger side door. It had been a long time since she'd opened her own car door, she realized. Between Ben and all the palace people and magistrates, she hadn't even been able to take more than a few steps without being on someone's arm. She supposed that would only get worse once she was queen.
As she collapsed into the leather seat, she let her lady-like posture fall a bit so she could slouch into her seat as Evie walked around. "You know," She began, "we might not be able to do girl's days as often anymore. Ben says they're going to track my phone, and, well, you know how he always has guards around him? It'll probably be the same for me."
"Why don't they just give you a knife?" Evie asked, climbing in on her side and shutting the door. "You can protect yourself just fine."
"Well, so can Ben," Mal reminded her best friend. "Remember Ben on the Isle back when we were seventeen? He's more than able to protect himself."
"He got himself captured within thirty seconds of walking away from us," Evie protested with a distasteful sneer. "And don't say those words ever again."
"What words?" Mal asked, raising an eyebrow.
"The words about the years," Evie whined. She clicked her seatbelt into place. Her fancy embellished sunglasses were kept in a little compartment underneath her radio. She removed them and flicked them open, sliding them onto her face. "It doesn't feel like it was that long ago. You make us sound like our parents. 'Remember when we were ruining lives?'" She mimicked and shuddered.
"Are you afraid of aging?" Mal asked incredulously as Evie put the car into gear.
Evie winced. "Aren't you?" She asked.
Mal shook her head. "Not really. Why are you afraid?"
Evie left one hand on the wheel as they left the circle and began to approach the visitor's center. She rested the other hand on her belly. "I don't know," She whispered. "It all just seems so… real lately. I mean, just a few years ago you were stealing candy from babies and now I'm about to have my own baby myself, and soon they'll have their babies, and their babies will have babies, and one day I'll wake up and I won't even recognize myself."
Mal shrugged as she watched the visitor's center approach lazily. "I'm not afraid," She thought out loud. "I have Ben, and I'm okay to grow old with him. But… children scare me. I mean, we know of people who died on the Isle during birth or pregnancy. I think I'm always going to be scared of the idea of being pregnant and not being able to run or flee from danger."
Evie scoffed. "It looks like we're both afraid of things we can't escape." Mal winced and nodded.
A guard appeared outside the visitor's center, and Mal suddenly remembered she needed her palace pass in order to get out. She cursed and began scrambling through her purse. Evie stopped the car beside the center and showed the guard her driver's license before they both turned to watch Mal scramble through her purse. "Please tell me you didn't leave it up at the palace," Evie deadpanned as Mal began to pull out her phone, her government ID's, her credit cards, everything.
"No, I put it in here before I left," Mal insisted as she continued digging. She sighed irritably. "You know who I am, can't you just let me out?"
"Ah-ha!" The guard laughed. "And lose my job for letting the head of the royal courts out without her permission pass? Not a chance."
Mal grumbled and began shuffling through a different pocket. "Ben's not in meetings for another five minutes; I'm sure he would give me permission to get out." She let out a groan. "I have my pass photographed?" She offered.
"You know why we can't accept that," The guard told her firmly. Mal sighed. Yeah, she knew why it was important that they didn't take a digital copy in case someone was somehow impersonating her, but it was still annoying.
"Mal," Evie grumbled in an extremely terse tone. "You better have that card."
"I have the stupid card," Mal insisted. She picked up her collection of ID's and began shuffling. "I've lived here for, like, two years. I know how the stupid permission passes work."
"Mal," Evie huffed. "You know I can be detained for trying to taking you out if you don't have your pass, right?"
Mal's hand grew a bit sweaty as she shuffled through her cards with a huff. Then the blue pattern stuck out among the yellow of her Auradon Prep cards and her white standard ID's and she breathed a sigh of relief as she pulled the card out and presented it to the guard. Evie let out a breath of relief. "Thank goodness," She whispered.
The guard waved them through. "Have that card ready when you come back," He warned. "You know, in a few years or whatever, you're not going to be able to leave the palace walls without that card and an escort or two."
"Yeah," Mal sighed. "I know."
The guard gave a wave and Evie put the car back into gear. Mal grumbled as she shoved her collection back into her bag. "Why do you carry so many cards?" Evie asked irritably. "You only need your government ID and your pass, maybe a credit card or two."
"Believe me, I used to, and then Ben, Belle, and Adam had this joint freak-out session," Mal explained. "See, they're worried that if I need to show someone my ID, and I pull out my government ID, and then they snatch it out of my hand photograph it or something, and suddenly my main official ID that proves I'm a citizen of Auradon is easily attainable off the internet. So, I carry all these extra ID's in case I need to prove my identity without jeopardizing palace security."
Evie sighed. "Your life is complicated," She grumbled.
"It's about to get more complicated," Mal warned. "Ben was telling me all this stuff… they're going to tag my phone and track me. I know Ben gets lots of his texts skimmed as he sends them, and they'll probably do that to me. And, you know," She gestured at the road behind them to remind Evie of the guard. "I'm not allowed to leave alone by myself anymore. I have to have guards or be with Ben, Belle, or Adam. Anyone else has to be palace approved." She lolled her head on her shoulders to look over at Evie, who had slumped over a bit.
"So, what you're saying, is I won't be able to take you out of the palace in the future," Evie sighed. She pushed her sunglasses up a bit to glance over at Mal mournfully.
"No," Mal shook her head. "Or, well, there's a system. But no, the queen can't just vanish from the palace for a day to hang out with her friends. I can ask Ben what the details would be, but chances are we'd still have to have at least one bodyguard with us. Everything changes once he puts a ring on my hand."
"Well," Evie grumbled. "We'd better make the most of today, then."
"Does that mean we're going laser-tagging or paint-balling after all?" Mal asked hopefully. She knew it was a lost cause though.
"No," Evie shook her head. "We're going to go to the spa and then get our nails done because I don't feel like chasing you around and my fingers are all cramped up after making that for you." She made a gesture to the backseat in reference to the dress. "And by the way, I brought my sketchbook because I have tons of wedding dress ideas."
"Really?" Mal laughed. "I can't wait to see them!"
Evie smiled over at her best friend. "Are you going to put a hat on to hide your hair?" She asked.
Mal leaned her head outside the car and felt the wind race through her locks. She smiled wide. "No," She shook her head. "After all, I won't be able to do this for long. I'm going to enjoy it."
Evie laughed and together the cruised down the road, away from the palace, on one of their last trips together.
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They left the spa on time but quickly ran into problems. One, a crash had occurred outside the nail salon Evie loved, meaning they sat in the car for an additional half-hour, casually trying to hide Mal's identity from those around them who were also stopped as law enforcement cleaned up the mess. They must have done a good job because no one from the palace called to ask why the official Lady of the Royal Courts was near a public crash, but people certainly noticed the King's girlfriend's bright purple hair.
Then, the salon itself was packed. Evie's platinum membership could only do so much when the place was stretched on staff for the day. Mal began to tap her fingers anxiously as two o'clock turned to two-thirty, and then to three. Three, as in the time she'd told Belle and Adam she'd be leaving. Evie, however, didn't seem that concerned as she insisted Mal get her nails painted purple with pretty, tiny, white sequins.
They left at three-thirty, which was when Mal had been planning on getting back to the palace. But by that time royals had started to arrive, and traffic had lulled around the palace. Evie drummed her hands on the wheel as they watched the time tick closer to four o'clock. "You'd better text your not-in-laws," She warned Mal.
Mal let out a sound of absolute discouragement and she shuffled around in her purse for her cell phone. Evie craned her neck a little, spotted the palace pass inside, and turned her attention back to the road.
At four-fifteen, they finally reached the visitor's center. Evie presented her license, and they both turned to watch as Mal pulled her ID's out one by one and examined them. "Again?" The guard asked.
"It is here," Mal insisted, wrinkling her nose as she shuffled cards irritably. "Dear God, where could it have fallen?"
The guard pinched his lips together. "Please pull the car over to here," He gestured to a parking lot beside the building. The only other cars parked there were a police car and a maintenance car. A new guard began helping the Royals in the car behind them.
"Oh, my goodness," Evie grumbled as she slid the car into gear. The guard walked them all the way to a parking space.
Mal upended her bag into her lap and began irritably looking through the contents therein. Lip balm, hand sanitizer, spare ID's, credit cards, her registration that she possesses magical powers, official court identification, and documents… but no ID?
Evie put the car in gear and looked over to Mal helplessly. "Ma'am," The guard directed to Evie. "Please step out of the car with your hands behind your head."
Mal's mouth dropped open. "Are you going to arrest her?" She gasped.
"I have to follow protocol," The guard frowned. "Ma'am, please step out of the car."
Evie made a sound in the back of her throat and opened her door. "Should I turn off the car?" She asked.
"Do not touch any of the controls. Keep your hands behind your head please," The guard directed. Evie left the door open as she lifted her hands up. She sent a desperate look to Mal, who was frantically opening pockets.
"Oh my gosh," Mal sighed. "Okay, I have to have some power, right? I'm a lady of the court and-" She watched the guard step towards Evie as he revealed a pair of handcuffs, and flipped out. "Don't touch her!" She commanded, pointing at him. "Don't you dare touch her." She opened the door and began feeling along the floor of the car. "It's here, it's got to be here. Don't you take her anywhere, don't you touch her."
"Mal!" Evie took a hand from behind her head to point to the crevice between seats, where a blue-tinged card lay. Mal slumped in relief as she snatched up the pass and showed it to the guard. He nodded, and Evie slowly returned to her seat in the car. "You are awful at this card thing," Evie sighed.
"I swear it was in here," Mal gasped. "I saw it on the way here, I checked. Oh my gosh." She got back into the car and slumped against the seat.
The guard clicked his tongue disapprovingly. "You need to get something to hold all your cards," He told her. Mal nodded to his words without comment. He shooed them away and returned to help check in everyone else. The palace was growing more and more crowded as people arrived.
"Take the royal family entrance," Mal told Evie. "I have my certificate of Court Membership and my official residency card here, so you can park in the royal family's garage and… that should be less crowded." She rubbed her hands against her face and dared a look at the clock. "I have twenty-five minutes to have my hair and makeup done and to get into my dress and get to where I need to be."
"We can do it," Evie assured her. "Here, my extra makeup bag should be under the seat. Hurry and start while I direct us."
Mal reached under the seat and felt the cool clutch of the plastic bag. She pulled it up and found, to her relief, some purple shades of eyeshadow mixed in with the blue and several tubes of eyeliner and mascara. "What about my hair?" Mal asked. "I can't curl it in twenty minutes and still be able to get into my dress."
"We'll braid it," Evie decided. "You know what, I usually have extra accessories in my glove box. Check and see."
Mal obeyed and found, tucked away, a hair adornment with white studs that looked like an assortment of silver leaves, a few bangle bracelets, and a variety of necklaces. She forewent the necklaces but took the hairpiece and the bracelets out. She quickly did her makeup as Evie directed them to the royal's entrance, pausing only to give the guard an assortment of passes and papers before Evie was allowed to descend straight into the heart of the castle.
Jay and Carlos, to Mal's surprise, were waiting for them. "What are you doing here?" Mal gasped as she climbed out of the car, hastily shoving things back into Evie's makeup bag.
"We brought you your dress," Jay announced, holding up a long, white cocktail dress with blue and yellow lace scattered around the bottom like she was supposed to be walking on the sunrise or something. "Belle thought you'd be quick enough to get up in time but we saw the traffic and decided to bring it to you so you could just go straight up to the party."
"Did you get your makeup done?" Carlos asked, squinting at her. "Oh, yeah. See, bro?" He elbowed Jay in the ribs. "I told you Evie would have some stuff."
"I always have some stuff," Evie announced, crossing her arms. "Just like Mal never has her pass ready. I was almost arrested for kidnapping her on the way in."
"Tough crowd," Jay scoffed. "Sounds like an adventure. Unfortunately, you are out of time. Have you been getting any of Ben's messages?"
Mal let out a nervous laugh. She hadn't even heard her phone buzzing. "I'll check them later," She decided, taking her dress from Jay and shoving the makeup bag back under the seat.
"There's a restroom over here," Evie pointed. "Let's get you changed." She steered Mal towards the restroom and shoved open the door. Quickly, the two girls worked together to get Mal changed out of her t-shirt and ripped jeans and into her ball gown. The official one that was actually in the colors of Auradon instead of her signature color for once.
"Faster, faster, faster," She urged Evie under her breath as her friend hid Mal's bra underneath the dress and fixed the angles the skirt flounced out in. She quickly braided Mal's hair back and used the silver hairpiece to hide the hasty work. Then they ran back out to the boys, locked Evie's car, and took the elevator up to the main floors.
Belle, Adam, and Ben were all waiting beside the doors to the ballroom, exchanging nervous looks when the core four came tearing around the corner with red faces. Carlos was still holding Mal's heels, which they'd forgotten about. She was still tennis-shoe clad.
"There you are!" Ben gasped in relief as she reached him. They exchanged a quick hug.
"I'm sorry!" Mal gasped for breath as Carlos realized he still had Mal's shoes balanced around his fingertips and began trying to get her attention. "There was a crash and then the salon was backed up and traffic got crazy before I almost got Evie arrested…" She took her shoes from Carlos and Jay leaned down to help Mal take off her tennis shoes since Evie wasn't exactly the best person to be bending down at the moment.
"You almost got Evie arrested?" Ben repeated with a growing expression of horror. "What happened?"
"Did you lose your card?" Adam asked sternly.
Mal groaned as she put her shoes on the ground and tried to step into them. "Yes, momentarily. But it's fine, I got it." She borrowed Ben and Carlos's shoulders for balance as she wrestled her feet into the evil shoes.
"Well, you look great," Ben laughed as she stabilized herself with several deep breaths. She slumped against the wall, and he handed her a sheet of paper to read off of. At least she hadn't had to memorize everything. She got a cheat sheet. Mal smoothed it over and began to skim as Jay gathered up her tennis shoes and socks with rolled eyes.
"How much longer do we have?" Mal asked as she finished reading.
"You made it with exactly two minutes to spare," Ben told her with a chuckle. "They'll be presenting you, and then us, any second now."
Mal could only groan in response as her friends gave her a couple of quick hugs. "God save me from the beast that is Auradon," She whispered. "Okay, I'm calm."
The doors opened a crack and Lumiere appeared. He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw her. "Come now," He commanded, taking her hand and helping her through. "It's good you're here; they're announcing you now."
And sure enough, down the hall, she could hear Cogsworth pronouncing her name with dramatic detail. "Lady Maleficent 'Mal' Bertha, of the Auradon Royal Courts, representing her home of the Isle of the Lost."
Lumiere guided her to the end of the hallway. Mal took a deep breath and turned the corner into the light. A gigantic stairway that she, personally, liked to slide down the banisters on, opened up into the large ballroom, which was currently filled with hundreds of Kings, Queens, Lords, Ladies, Dukes and Duchesses. Not to mention the servants. She painted what she and Ben referred to as a 'political smile' on her face and took hold of the banister to keep from tripping as she did her best to not resume her Isle strut down to the crowds. As always, her appearance was met with applause and murmurs of approval for her outfit.
She reached the bottom of the staircase where she saw a few familiar faces gathered – Lonnie, Jane, Fairy Godmother, Chad Charming – and carefully lowered into a curtsey before they turned their attention to the top of the stairs
Cogsworth cleared his throat. "The former King and Queen of Auradon, Adam, and Belle, representing the royal palace."
Representing the royal palace was another thing that she was supposed to do as queen. Soon, it'd just be 'Former King Adam and Queen Belle'.
Ben's parents appeared at the top of the staircase and began to descend in a dreamy fashion. They looked out over the crowd some, but not as much as they looked at each other. Mal couldn't wait for the day that was Ben and her.
Belle and Adam went to stand beside Aurora and Phillip and Tiana and Naveen as Cogsworth cleared his throat one last time. "His Majesty, representing the official government of Auradon, King Benjamin!"
She was jealous that they left out his middle name.
Ben appeared at the top of the stairs, looking down over his people with a bright, shy smile. He descended the stairs after everyone, reminding Mal of how he'd looked at her Cotillion, walking down the steps after her. This time, however, Uma wouldn't be interrupting.
Halfway down the steps, he took a microphone from a servant and looked for her at the bottom of the stairs. She picked up her skirts and walked back up to him. They met halfway. He bowed, and she curtseyed, and he pressed the microphone into her hands with a kiss to her cheek. Mal cleared her throat as he went to stand behind his parents.
"Test," She announced as clearly as possible, testing her voice and the mic at the same time. "Lovely, it works. Thank you all for coming tonight. On this evening, September twentieth, we gather to celebrate the formation of Auradon, the unification of kingdoms, and the continuation of peace in the land. It is the twenty-eighth year of peace, or year twenty-eight in the days of Auradon. King Benjamin, our second king, currently resides on the throne, long shall he reign."
The crowd echoed after her, "Long shall he reign." And thus ended Mal's memorized portion of her speech. She opened the paper without looking down and then delivered the redundant section that was heard every year about the beginning of the kingdom – how Adam and Belle had unified everything, and the election had placed ruling power in their hands. It was quick, but not quick enough. Finally, she refolded her paper and began to descend the stairs as the room erupted into applause. When she reached Ben, she tucked her folded speech into his breast pocket, and they looped their arms together.
Evie, Jay, and Carlos, who did not have to be announced, had slipped in unseen during Ben's descent of the stairs. The boys hung around the concessions table as Evie found a chair to sit down in. She was looking a bit ill. Jane and Carlos stood together, hand in hand, while Lonnie and Jay made a competitive game of sticking their tongues out at each other when their partner wasn't looking.
Belle and Adam were able to disappear to go and talk with their old friends, but Ben and Mal stayed near the stairs, backs straight, as guest filtered by, shaking their hands.
"Relax," Ben laughed in between light conversation. "It's over. You did fantastic."
"Ugh," Mal grumbled in return.
"Mal!" A sickeningly familiar cheery tone exclaimed. Mal looked up in surprise as she recognized Audrey, who was standing beside a tall, dark-haired man. She was balancing a small child – a girl – on her hip as she approached Mal with a bright, blinding smile. "Oh, my goodness, I don't think I've seen you for years! That is a beautiful dress."
"Thank you, Audrey," Mal smiled, dipping into a curtsey. "Who is this?" She gestured to Audrey's small family.
"This is my husband, James," Audrey introduced with a smile. "And this is our baby girl Angel." She moved the child as if to show her off to Mal.
Ben took a step forward and took the small girl's hand. "She's beautiful," He told Audrey. "She looks like you in all your old pictures."
Audrey laughed in agreement. Her husband, James, turned around and took two glasses of wine from a servant who was walking through the crowds. Ben watched him as he turned and offered a glass to Audrey, who accepted it.
"How have you been?" Audrey asked Mal, who watched the little girl's eyes train onto Audrey's glass. "I don't see a ring on you yet."
Mal blushed bright red and twisted her hands together. "No, no ring." She shrugged.
"Ben, you need to get on that," Audrey told her old friend with a smile. "She won't wait on you forever."
Audrey's little girl, Angel, started trying to reach for her mom's drink. Audrey swayed the girl's hands out of her reach. "Oh, no, sweetheart," She told the little princess. "Not for you. James, do we have any juice for her?"
James began to reach into a bag that hung around his shoulder as Audrey held the glass away from her. Ben and Mal watched as Angel pouted her lip and continued to reach. "Here," James told Audrey, procuring a sippy cup of juice. He handed it to Angel, but the small child wasn't interested. She dropped it immediately. Audrey leaned down quickly to try and catch it as it fell and missed entirely. Mal watched in slow motion as, while Audrey's posture changed quickly, her wine sloshed out of her glass and flew right at her.
She was suddenly aware that she was very cold as the red wine doused her bodice and rolled off of the fabric, spreading down to her skirts. She gasped as Audrey moaned in horror. "Oh no!" Audrey exclaimed. "I'm so sorry."
"That's okay," Mal gasped. She glanced around and noticed Evie was already standing up to come to her rescue. "I think I might just… go up to change."
Ben grabbed her arm in panic. "Problem," He told her immediately. But before he could say anything else, Evie appeared.
"What happened?" Evie groaned. "Oh, red wine…" She pinched the bridge between her nose in exasperation. "Do you still have your spare gowns up in your closet?" She asked.
"Yes," Mal nodded, still stunned over watching the red ruin her dress. "Let's just… slip out."
"You can't go into your room," Ben interrupted with a pained expression. "We were going to tell you when you showed up… there was a chemical spill when your carpets were being cleaned today. In the closet and over by your desk. They have to let the room air out before they can clean it because the cleaner smell isn't safe. And… a lot of your outfits were ruined."
Mal wilted. "I don't have another dress besides the ones in my room," She moaned, shivering a little as the wine soaked through to her skin and began to make her feel sticky.
"Well…" Evie trailed off hesitantly. "There's that one down in the car…" She bit her lip as Mal's expression crumpled.
"You have one down in the car?" Ben asked. A look of relief spread across his face. "That'd be excellent. Evie, can you help her, or should I-"
"I've got it," Evie cut him off, taking Mal's hand. "We'll be right back."
"Evie, you're a lifesaver," Ben told her as he took a half-step back. "Let me know if you need any help. And Mal-" He took her arm and gave her a smile. "I'll cover for you. Don't worry."
As Evie hastily led Mal away, Mal heard Ben start to say: "Thank you, Audrey," Before she was out of earshot and his voice blended in with the rest of the crowd. She sighed bitterly as Evie wove her around a few dozen crowds.
Mal pouted as Evie led her out towards a side exit. People gasped and expressed concern when they saw her heading out with her ruined dress. "It'll be okay," Evie sighed as she led Mal back to the elevators. "I think I might actually be able to get that stain out."
"I don't want to wear the other dress," Mal mumbled with a pouted lip. "That means he won't be seeing it for the first time when he proposes."
"I can make you another if you like?" Evie asked with a sigh. She gave her friend a hug, being careful to avoid the red wine. "It'll be okay."
Down the elevator they went and back into the royal garage. Evie pulled the beautiful dress out of the garment bag and Mal held back a sigh of disappointment as they walked back to the bathroom to change her outfit – again. She hated royal functions.
Evie hung the white gown up with a wince and Mal sighed as she looked at herself in the mirror. She looked like she was visiting Agrabah, or maybe Olympus with the style of the dress. And she hadn't noticed it before, but a black belt ran across her middle, sitting low on her hips. Evie walked over and set a hand on Mal's shoulder with a sympathetic frown. "It'll still be magical," She promised Mal. "And really, I can make a new dress for the Cotillion next week."
"I'd kind of already set my heart on being in this when he did it," Mal sighed. "But thank you, Evie. It really is beautiful. It'll probably take his breath away."
"Yeah, you will," Evie agreed, not-so-subtly changing the noun in her agreement. She studied Mal, and her lips pinched into a frown. "Your hair and makeup don't match now," She grumbled. "We have to redo it."
"What?" Mal frowned. "No, I'd better just get back up there. Ben's covering for me, remember?"
"He can cover a bit longer." Evie rolled her eyes as she took out the silver hairpiece and began attacking Mal's hair. The braids had made her hair a little curly, even though she hadn't even had them in for that long. Evie flounced out the natural waves and then a smile fell onto her lips. "I'm going to braid your hair like we did for your first date," She told Mal. "Can you crouch down a little?"
"Do we have time?" Mal frowned, stooping a little anyway.
"Ben's covering for us," Evie replied with an eye roll as she gathered up Mal's hair and quickly began braiding. "And I'm Evie, daughter of the Evil Queen. I always have time for fashion."
Mal sighed and leaned her chin onto the countertop as Evie fixed her hair. She had to admit: it was nice to see the hairstyle after so many years. She'd only worn it a few times since that date with Ben.
"Before you escape, let me fix your makeup," Evie commanded, finishing her work and pulling her phone out to check the time. A smirk spread across her face.
"Evie, I really have to go back up," Mal sighed. "I'm supposed to be running this thing, sort of, and-"
"I haven't been able to do your hair and makeup in years," Evie protested, folding her arms as she started texting someone – Mal assumed it was Doug. "Come on, indulge me."
Mal let out a groan as Evie returned the garment bag, now filled with the ruined gown, to the back of her car. She pulled her makeup bag out and sat Mal down in the passenger seat to correct the hastily-done makeup Mal had put on in the car. Mal squirmed and fidgeted as she glanced at the blank electronic clock in Evie's car out of nervous habit.
"This whole day has been a bust," She sighed as Evie finished applying a pink color to her lips. "For the last five hours, we've literally been late to every single thing. I just want to go to sleep and try again tomorrow."
"Oh, cheer up," Evie smiled. "Besides, you've got a whole night of dancing with Ben to get around to." She capped her lip gloss and smiled. "Viola! Hey, you're wearing Ben's ring still, right?"
Mal glanced down at her hands and held up her right one. On her index finger lay the gold ring with the beastly imprint. "Yeah, I don't really ever take it off," She reminded her friend.
"Hmm," Evie frowned. "Gold. Ugh, this dress goes so much better with silver, but I guess gold will have to work." She opened her glovebox and shuffled around before coming up with a thin-chained gold necklace. "Put this on, and then I'll take you up," Evie commanded, putting the silver bracelets and the hairpiece into the glovebox and straightening up with a sigh as she landed her hands on her stomach.
Mal frowned at her friend as she fumbled with the clasp on the necklace. "Are you okay?" She asked.
"Oh, yeah," Evie smiled. "It's just that all this running around is making me sick." She moved a hand to her mouth in a fist as if she were going to throw up, and then leaned against the car. "Ugh, I can't wait to go to bed either," She sighed. "When does this thing end?"
"At Midnight," Mal grumbled. "Hey, Auradon's got to celebrate themselves."
"Yeah, no kidding," Evie sighed. She pushed herself back up. "Let's head up."
Mal finished latching the necklace and looked down to examine the pendant. She frowned. It was of a little silver dragon with purple gemstones in its eyes. "Why are you carrying around purple jewelry?" She asked.
Evie blinked softly, as if she hadn't quite understood what Mal had asked, and then responded: "I think I forgot to give that to you. Huh. Oh well." She turned and headed back to the elevators.
Once inside, Evie pushed the button for the main flooring. "Oh, Evie, we actually need to go to the ground level," Mal corrected her, reaching to press the correct button.
Evie batted her hand aside. "Relax, Mal, I've got this." She yawned. She was pressing her hands to her stomach as if she were going to be sick. Mal frowned.
"Evie, there aren't any restrooms on the main floor. If we go to the ground floor then-"
"Mal. I've got this," Evie interrupted.
Mal crinkled her nose. "I can't even enter the ballroom from the main floor," She pointed out. Evie didn't say anything; she only made a hushing motion with her hand as she closed her eyes and leaned against the elevator walls.
The elevator doors opened and Evie, who was starting to look a bit pale, took Mal's wrist and led her out. They hurried through the hallways, tracing the same path they'd run earlier as Mal's lips pinched into an increasingly worried look. They paused outside the door to the entrance hallway, and Evie groaned.
"Is there a trash can, like, anywhere here?" She groaned, squeezing her eyes closed in pain. "Ugh," Evie felt around in her pockets for her phone and squinted at the screen. She let out a pitiful sound in the back of her throat. "Okay," She grumbled and tossed her phone onto the floor. Mal caught a glimpse of a screen full of text messages.
Evie straightened up and opened the doors. Mal immediately freaked out. "Evie, what are you doing? We're not allowed to go down the hallway after the presenting!" She hurried to shut the door, and Evie stopped her with a hand and a downright devilish look.
"Too bad," Evie grumbled. "We're going. Now." She seized Mal's wrist and hauled the stammering girl into the hallway. Mal sputtered and dug in her heels.
"I can't go down the staircase Evie! The entire room – I've already been announced!" Mal hurried to explain as she tried to wrestle her hand back from Evie. Evie whirled around in a moment of intense, spontaneous fury.
"Hush!" She commanded. "I know what I'm doing, Mal, and so help me you are going to walk down this staircase right. Freaking. Now." She released Mal's wrist and shoved her forward. Mal tripped a little and stumbled past the threshold of the hall and onto the staircase. Immediately, the room went silent.
Mal's hands shook as everyone looked up at her. She took in everything again – the large room, the multitudes of people – and it suddenly occurred to her that everyone was smiling.
She looked down to the base of the stairwell. Belle and Adam, Jay and Lonnie, Jane and Carlos, Audrey and her family, everyone was there. Even Doug, though he was missing Evie, who had suddenly vanished from the hallway. The only person beside Evie she could tell was missing was Ben.
A hand landed on her shoulder, and Mal looked up. She met brown eyes, and things somehow made all too much sense. Ben took her hand with a scheming smile and began to lead her down the stairs. He, like she, had changed clothes. He wore a black suit with, strangely, purple embellishments. A small collection of purple flowers was even tucked into his breast pocket.
"You look amazing," He whispered in her ear, guiding her down to about halfway up the stairs.
"You're wearing purple," Mal gasped. She couldn't believe it. The color made his eyes look a little darker, actually.
Down below, Evie reappeared and took a stance beside Doug, who wrapped his arms around her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. No one in the entire crowd said anything as Ben reached into his suit coat. She heard something click. "You're microphoned?" She asked. Her voice echoed a bit in the room from the speaker system.
"Gotta be heard," Ben chuckled. "Don't forget, we're on TV." He gestured out to the crowd. There were cameras broadcasting the event to Auradon, and people had their cell phones out, filming. Mal's mouth went very dry.
"You… you all set me up!" She gasped, turning to stare at her friends. Audrey had dumped her drink on her, Ben and Jay had sabotaged her wardrobe… Evie had hidden her card in the car to slow them down! She clapped a hand to her mouth in shock.
Ben laughed. "I'm not going to take any more time from the party," He told her. "After all, this has been a long time coming, and I feel like you've had plenty of warning." He took her hands and they turned to face each other. Ben cleared his throat.
"Mal, my idea of Happily Ever After changed forever when we started dating. For years now, all I've wanted in life is you. You're my partner, you're my teammate, you're my friend. And there is no one else I want to be my queen." Ben's voice echoed off the walls of the room and at the mention of the word 'queen', the entire room took a breath. Mal, for her part, couldn't breathe as Ben dropped to one knee in front of her, reached into his pocket, and pulled out the long-coveted black box. He smiled at her as he opened the box with a flourish and tears clouded her eyes.
"I want you if you'll have me. You already know my work is a burden, but you've more than proven you're up to any challenge that comes. Mal, will you marry me, and be Queen of Auradon at my side?"
Mal couldn't breathe, couldn't speak as she nodded over and over and over. She dropped to her knees beside him and threw her arms around his neck. And it was only then she finally found her voice again. "Yes," She gasped, sounding a bit hoarse with emotion. "Yes, yes, I'll marry you."
The entire room exploded into sound. Mal felt Ben fumbling with her left hand, and then something cold and metal slipped onto her finger. She withdrew a little to examine the ring. She was smiling so hard she almost couldn't see straight as she looked down and saw a silver band with a low-set diamond and dozens of pretty purple offset stones. She twisted her hand and examined the back of the ring, and then noticed something inscribed underneath the diamonds. It read: "happily ever after."
Ben got to his feet and helped her up as tears filled her eyes and immediately began to spill down her cheeks. The room was still applauding, people were still screaming in celebration as Ben tucked her arm into his elbow and began leading her down the stairs. Evie, Jay, Carlos, and all their families started up and met her halfway with hugs and calls of celebration. Mal let go on Ben long enough to latch onto Evie and begin sobbing into her friend's shoulder.
Jay eventually pried her off of Evie so he could pick her up and spin her around. "Why so sad?" He asked. "You did it! You said yes!"
Mal hid her face in his shoulder, well-aware her makeup was probably ruined. "I'm just happy," She hiccupped. "I'm really, really happy."
Evie seized Mal's hand, looking irritable. "Let me see the stupid ring!" She demanded crossly. Mal laughed as Evie spread her fingers and let out a squeal when she glimpsed all the sparkly rocks. They threaded their fingers together and let out two identical twin screams of pure excitement.
"That's beautiful!" Audrey cheered as she looked over everyone's shoulders. She smiled sheepishly at Mal. "Sorry about ruining your dress," She apologized.
"Oh!" Mal huffed, balling her fists up. "You all set me up!" She pointed at each of her friends accusingly. "I thought he was going to propose next week!"
"Thanks, guys," Ben laughed, reaching around her to fist-bump everyone one-by-one. "I owe you all big-time."
"Yes," Evie agreed, curling her lip. "We ruined a perfectly good cocktail dress and I almost got arrested."
"You hid my card!" Mal protested, digging her nails into her palms. "And that text thing! You're all dirty, dirty liars!" She pointed at Jay. "You brought my dress down so I couldn't go to my room, and you and Ben sabotaged my room so I had to wear this, and you even made me think it was going to be at Cotillion!"
"You really thought I'd ruin Ka-Okee's night?" Ben laughed. "And your room is fine. Actually, we filled it with surprises. You're welcome."
"Evie stalled me." Mal pointed at her best friend accusingly. "And Carlos-"
"Didn't almost ruin everything," Carlos interrupted with a laugh and a wince. "I orchestrated the traffic jam that almost made you late and helped with the microphones and equipment."
"By the way," Ben paused, opening up his suit coat and switching the microphone off. "Can you help me take all this junk off?" Carlos moved to help him as Doug continued explaining everything in lieu of everyone fawning over Mal.
"Carlos got the guard to slow you down, Belle asked the carpet cleaners to act as if there was a mistake and they were late, and Ben asked Audrey to knock her drink on you. The hardest part was for Evie to get you up on the forbidden staircase without you getting suspicious enough for Ben to not catch you off guard." He put a hand on his wife's shoulder as Evie began to calm down.
Evie slumped into Doug's side with a yawn. "I'm about done. Watching Mal panic about everything for the last few hours has worn me out."
"You feeling bad?" Jane asked, patting Evie's shoulder sympathetically.
"Yeah, she was about to throw up when we were in the hallway," Mal frowned, examining Evie in worry.
"I did on the way down, in the restroom," Evie sighed, resting a hand on her ribcage. "It's time for me to go home."
Ben paused. "Oh, are you pregnant?" He asked. Evie flushed and nodded with a happy smile as Doug took her hand and threaded his fingers through hers.
"Let's get you home," Doug whispered in her ear. He inclined his head to the group. "Congratulations, Ben and Mal. I don't know why you waited so long, but I'm glad you finally did it."
Mal glanced down at her hand with a wistful smile. "You had this for seven years?" She asked Ben.
"I've known for a while you were the one," Ben laughed. "I was just waiting for you to realize that." Mal blushed as she took his hand again. He reached up, guided his hand down her jawline, and brought her mouth up to his. Immediately, her friend all exploded into disgusted sounds, though it was clear they were all still very proud of what they'd accomplished. Mal relaxed as she felt the familiar magic tingle her fingertips and light her emotions on fire.
Belle appeared, hurrying up the stairs. "Mal!" She called, drawing her new future daughter-in-law away from her son. She held out her hands. "I want to see the ring!" She demanded. Mal laughed as Evie stepped forward for one last hug before Belle seized Mal's hand and began to examine the ring with intense scrutiny. Doug led Evie away, out the doors, and presumably down to her car. 'It's beautiful!" Belle proclaimed. "Now, when are you getting married? Have you talked about anything yet?"
"Nothing." Ben shook his head. "But I'd be willing to bet Mal wants a winter or spring wedding." He elbowed her with a smile. Mal immediately shook her head.
"No, no Ben," She declined. "I want, like, a tomorrow wedding. Is there any chance we can elope tonight?"
"Evie will murder you," Jay replied immediately with a wide look in his eyes. "She's been planning dresses since she learned your cotillion was getting engaged to being engaged. If she doesn't get the chance to make at least one, she will go ballistic."
"Yeah, let's not anger the pregnant Isle lady," Carlos laughed nervously.
"What do you mean, 'at least one'?" Mal asked with a furrowed brow. "Only one dress is needed, and really, we all know I'd be fine to get married in my jacket and combat boots anyways."
"Auradon might have a thing or two to say about that," Ben rolled his eyes. "The whole 'white wedding' thing is strangely important to everyone. People might revolt."
The group threw their head back and laughed before a sudden crash came from the concessions table. An entire table had collapsed, and the young Duke Alan Tudyk of Weselton was struggling to get up from it. The young man's coattails were covered in the jello pudding he'd landed in as he howled in outrage. He appeared to have been thrown, and it didn't take much deducing to see the source of the commotion. Adam's fists were balled up about ten feet away and he was shaking like the ground as a volcano went off. His face was beet-red and, for a second, Mal could have sworn she was looking at the Beast, and not Ben's dad.
"Adam?" Belle gasped beside Mal as Ben took Mal's hand and squeezed it. Adam didn't hear her as he procured an accusing finger directed in the young Duke Weselton's direction.
"Get out of my house!" Adam bellowed. More people in the room who hadn't been alerted to the disturbance when the table had crashed were staring as Alan struggled to his feet. "I'll not hear your blasphemy again!"
"Mark my words!" The Duke yelled, wiping what looked like the remnants of a slice of cake off of his face and hurling it onto the ballroom floor. "This is it for Auradon!"
People gasped in horror at his words, and Mal straightened up beside Ben, ready to fight. The Duke whirled and pointed an accusing finger straight towards their group – straight at Mal. "As sure as we stand here, she'll be the downfall of the kingdom!" He proclaimed. "We can't trust her!"
Ben stepped in front of Mal as Carlos and Jay both took up defensive stances. Mal was shocked as the Duke hurled another fistful of smashed cake from his shoulder onto the floor. He turned and stormed out of the ballroom, leaving a gigantic mess of frosting and whipped cream behind. People began to murmur as servants appeared and began to take the ruined confections away. Ben held up his hands to gather the attention of the people around him. "Please, everyone, go back to your party." He turned momentarily to squeeze Mal's shoulder and then walked to where the servants were trying to wipe things up. He picked up the platter of destroyed jello and disappeared out the door with it as Mal let out a breath.
Belle left the group to go talk to Adam. Mal watched the two interact briefly, and they headed out the door as Ben reappeared and continued to help with clean-up. Mal looked around at the surrounding guests. While many looked horrified and angry, several stood stone-faced, refusing to meet her eyes. And just like that, she was sixteen again and everyone was angry with her after family day. She could hear Jane's hiss: "he's never gonna make a villain a queen," and could feel everyone's eyes on her.
"Woah, calm down," Carlos told her, setting a hand on her forearm. Mal looked at him, confused, and realized her eyes must have flashed. She averted her gaze and took several deep breaths.
"Mal," Jay whispered. "They're wrong. You're not going to destroy Auradon. They don't know you."
Mal forced a tight smile. "I know," She whispered and looked up to the doors. She slipped past everyone at the base of the stairs and joined the few royals helping the servants clean the food off of the floor. She could feel people's eyes on her as she worked, but she didn't dare let anyone know how the situation had knocked her off-guard. One by one, everyone got up as the mess resolved itself, but Mal wasn't quite sure what she was supposed to do when she got up, so she kept pretending she was wiping up excess whipped cream until a hand stopped her.
Ben took the napkins out of her hand and threw them away. He slipped his arm around her waist and cleared his throat. "We were talking about when you wanted the wedding before we were interrupted," He recalled leading her away and into the crowd, inclining his head to anyone who stopped to congratulate them. "Assuming I can't get out of that charity event and subsequent meeting tomorrow, what's your option number two?"
"Do you think all of Auradon will react like that?" Mal asked, glancing over her shoulder to where the Duke of Weselton had landed.
"No," Ben stopped her, turning her to face him with an intense gaze. "No, they won't. The people love you. I love you. The Duke is just a close-minded fool. Don't listen to him. I honestly don't want you to think about him for another second. This night is about us, and he's wrong about you. Don't believe lies, Mal."
Mal swallowed at the tone of his voice. She'd heard him take that tone less than four times in her life. Under Uma's spell at Cotillion… at the Enchanted Lake when they'd almost broken up… no other instances came to mind right away. "I won't," She whispered.
Ben's gaze remained intent on her for another few seconds, and then he leaned in and gave her another kiss, in front of everyone. Despite the scene and the fact that they were probably being filmed somewhere, Mal felt all her worries and upsets heal. True Love's Kiss strikes again, she thought. A smile appeared on her face. "Maybe we should do a winter wedding," She mumbled against Ben's lips. "Or, like, a next-week wedding."
"Ah-ah," Ben tsked. "Cotillion next week. We can't hold an official event of that importance after their celebration. It's not nice. But we could probably do, like December. You could get married in the snow. Evie would have a field day with all the white."
"She would," Mal laughed as he returned his arm to her waistline and she wrapped hers around his. "So, what was with all the hype about Cotillion? You could have just had everyone make me think you were going to propose over dinner out of the blue or something."
"I'm not casual enough for that," Ben laughed. "And the real reason?" He snickered for a half-second and then schooled his emotions. "John Smith was complaining you hadn't finished filing your part of the paperwork."
Mal's mouth dropped open. "Oh my gosh," She covered her mouth as Ben doubled over in laughter. "That's manipulation!" She accused.
"Hey," Ben held up a hand in defense. "It was all done bright and early the morning after you had your text conversation with your friends. Two birds with one stone. You didn't see anything coming and I got you to focus on paperwork."
"You know about those texts?" Mal asked.
Ben snickered again and pulled his phone out of his pocket. "I orchestrated them," He told her, tilting the screen so she could look at what he was doing. He opened a message with Carlos, Evie, and Jay and himself – no Mal. Mal skimmed the messages and covered her mouth as she began to laugh.
Jay: "Kay Ben, I just told her abt Cotillion. She's suspicious but I think E and C 'freaking out' helped.
Evie: Yeah, she's sold on this.
Ben: What's she saying now?
Carlos: She's just spectating. She's reading all the messages but isn't saying anything. BTW she was working on Cotillion paperwork when we started texting her.
Ben: I wonder how much longer until it's actually done. She's had it for almost two months. Anyone want to place a bet for less than a day now that we've done this?
Evie: CARLOS YOU TEXTED THAT MESSAGE TO THE WRONG GROUP CHAT
Carlos: OH SHOOT.
Carlos: SHOOYT
Carlos: SHOOT*
Jay: Your an idiot.
Ben: Please tell me you didn't ruin everything.
Ben: Guys?
Ben: What happened?
Evie: Screenshot She said she's gonna pretend she didn't get that.
Ben: I think it's vague enough. She'll probably think we're going to sneak her away from Cotillion. BTW thanks for the heart attack.
Ben: Oh, she has visitation with her mom on that day.
Ben: EVIE you have a day out with her next week on the night of the Castle Party. Okay, I have a plan, and it involves lots of stress for Mal. You guys up to helping me?
Mal shook her head as she skimmed the texts and watched their plans unfold. The most impressive one, to her, was Ben saying: "If Mal doesn't tell you to go straight to the royal garage, ask her if she has the passes for it. She'll probably agree right away and roll with it without getting suspicious." She'd played right into their hands, and she wasn't even a little bit disappointed. "You guys are good," She complimented Ben. "And then none of you broke character, except for Evie when she snapped at me to go out on the staircase."
"I heard that," Ben chuckled. "By the way, I had no idea she was expecting, and I feel kind of bad for how much of our plan revolved around her."
"It would have had to have been her, though," Mal rolled her eyes. "For one, she would have wanted to have the biggest part anyway. And for two, it wasn't like Jay or Carlos could have sewn a 'getting engaged' dress and convinced me it was for next week, and then helped me change and get ready in the car, and everything."
Ben smiled as he looked down at her outfit. "You look amazing," He told her. "I prefer you in purple over Auradon colors."
"I don't look good in yellow," Mal shook her head. "Remember cotillion? And I had my bright purple hair and… yeah." She trailed off as Ben started to laugh and nod.
"Should I wear purple when we get married?" She asked over Ben's laughter. "Or would Auradon have a meltdown?"
"Auradon would have a meltdown," Ben confirmed. "Maybe Evie could put purple hints in your white dress though." He hesitated. "Actually, maybe we could do a double thing."
Mal tilted her head. "Like… two weddings?" She asked slowly.
Ben shrugged. "Maybe," He shrugged. "And you could wear purple or black or green at the private one, and we could have only our friends and no cameras, and heck, we could do that next week or month or whenever. And then Auradon can have their gigantic, ridiculous, over-the-top white wedding afterward."
Mal let out a wistful sigh. "I'm okay with that," She agreed. "I don't feel like my wedding is something I want to share with your kingdom."
"You don't want to share anything with our kingdom," Ben rolled his eyes. "Not your time, not your wedding, not even me."
"True," Mal grumbled. They hit the edge of the ballroom and walked out onto a balcony. A few couples were out, but not many. They walked over to the railing and Mal leaned down over the edge. "And really," She continued, elbowing Ben coyly, "So long as it gets me into your room quicker, I'm good with anything."
Ben hummed and rolled his eyes. "You're deathly afraid of raising the future heir or heiress of the kingdom yet you can't wait to sleep with me," He whispered as he leaned over the balcony with her.
"Well, it's the benefits, see," Mal shrugged. Her throat felt a bit tight as she considered his reasoning.
"There aren't any benefits to kids?" Ben returned with a raised eyebrow. "A little you or a little me, or a little both of us? And you get to watch them grow up and decorate their rooms and-"
"You sound like Evie," Mal cut him off with an eye-roll.
"Strictly speaking, it's good Evie is thinking like that," Ben shrugged. He put his arm around Mal and began to rub her shoulder with his fingertips. "So, when do you want to get married?"
Mal looked out into the night and considered the black, inky sky. A cool breeze drifted through and made goosebumps rise on her arms. She turned and met his gaze. "Tonight," She admitted. "I just want to be your wife already."
Ben smiled and leaned his cheek on her head. "What about after cotillion?" He suggested. "Ka-Okee gets put in next Wednesday, and Thursday I'm packed, but maybe I can move my last thing on Friday, and we can take all your friends out to DunBroch or to Paris for some whiskey or brandy, get our marriage license, have a ceremony or something, and then come home and start getting ready for Auradon's part of the celebration."
"Can we get back after midnight?" Mal asked. One of the rules, whenever Ben, Mal, or any of their friends went out together, was that the Royals had to get back before midnight. This would be a huge security blitz. He might have to add an entire extra meeting to his schedule to organize it, but it would be awesome. Mal hadn't been allowed to stay out till morning hours since she'd lived with Evie.
"You know what," Ben sighed. "That sounds fun. Let's do it. I'll probably die in meetings on Saturday, but-"
"But you're usually dying in meeting anyways," Mal interjected. "People literally drown you with their problems."
"I sense resentment in that statement," Ben laughed. He pressed a kiss to her head. "We won't be able to go anywhere until after we're publicly married, mostly because I need at least a month's warning before I can drop things and go, but we'll go on a honeymoon together after the white wedding."
"As far as me being queen, does that start after wedding one, or wedding two?" Mal asked.
Ben tossed the idea back and forth. "Technically… you'll be my wife. Which makes you Consort Queen until you're coronated with the official ceremony. So even though you're not immediately the 'Queen' of Auradon, technically your responsibilities change the moment you sign the paper. So… partial queen duties?" He shrugged. "I'll ask dad."
Mal chewed on her lip. "In theory, let's say I take on all the duties of Queen starting Saturday Morning. How does that change your schedule?"
Ben let out a physical sigh of relief. "I can't wait till I get to split responsibilities with you. I've honestly forgotten what free time feels like outside of our dates." He rubbed a hand over his face and thought. "At least half of my day Saturday would be cleared up if you started then. Because then I could move things so they're overlapping, and we can divide and conquer. In essence, my workday goes from sixteen to six, maybe seven or eight hours every day."
"Does that mean I actually get to talk to you now?" Mal asked with a smile.
"Amazing concept, isn't it?" Ben laughed. "What do you want to do? I'm okay to keep holding everything down until you're officially coronated if you want." He drummed his fingers on her bicep in a comforting thrum while he waited for her response.
"Actually, I think I might take over," Mal thought out loud. "That way I get to spend more time with you. Besides, I won't be swamped with Court Duties anymore."
"Well, you will be, but only to a degree since the courts and the monarch are separate. You already know that the king is head of court but when there's a queen she gets a say too. Her say is slightly below the king's but that's just a balance check because she has the power to veto any laws he makes," Ben explained, moving his hands a little as he spoke.
Mal let out a deep breath. "There's so much," She gasped. "How will I ever get it all?"
"I felt like that when I started out too," Ben told her, squeezing her close to his side. "But I had my parents, and you have me. We'll figure it out together. As far as your court duties go, chances are they won't release you until you're officially coronated, but I'm allowed to help if we're married."
"That's new," Mal hummed. "Usually whatever I was doing I was supposed to keep separate from you until it was developed."
"Same with me," Ben laughed. "I get to share laws in-the-making, legal cases, the works. Now it's just that you're not allowed to share what I tell you with your friends."
"The joys of National Security," Mal sighed half-heartedly. She reached for Ben's hand and squeezed her palm against his. "What else do we need to figure out? Who would marry us next week? Where would we go? Where can we find a ring for you?"
"Slow down," Ben chuckled, fiddling with her left hand so he could watch the diamonds sparkle in the dim light on her hand. "I think we have a few heritage rings in the family vaults. I had yours made special, but I could easily wear my grandfather's and get it sized and engraved. We could go anywhere within two hours of the palace and, heck, Dad can marry us since he still holds that power in the law. And if not Dad then I could easily find someone in the palace who's qualified."
Mal watched him move her hand back and forth to see the ring sparkle on her hand with a small smile. "I can't wait," She whispered.
"Me neither," He murmured in her ear. She turned her head to smile up at him and leaned up a little, ready to kiss him.
A door opened down below on the palace grounds, shedding light over all the shrubbery for a quick flash before a thud signified the door had shut again. "I can't believe it!" Someone declared down below. Mal turned away from Ben and leaned down over the balcony as a young man – maybe a duke or a prince – stalked out into the shrubbery with a young woman who had blue-streaked hair followed him.
"Believe what?" She asked in a high, snobbish tone. "Why are you acting like such a baby?"
The young man whirled around and made several angry gestures to the palace behind him. A few of the other couples on the balcony looked down with frowns. "Them, Clara, the royals!" He yelled. Spittle was flying from his mouth. Mal frowned and squinted. The two seemed to be dressed similarly, meaning they were either a couple trying to match or, more likely, two siblings, sent from the same country. The boy continued yelling. "I can't believe the audacity – how dare they?"
"What?" Clara growled, stamping her feet. "It's a perfectly good party we're missing. What's your deal?"
"I can't believe that he'd make a villain a queen!" The boy exploded suddenly, taking off his ties and hurling it to the ground with such force Mal took her hand off the balcony in surprise. "How dare he put the country in jeopardy!"
"Mal?" The girl deadpanned. "That's what you're mad about? Mal?"
"You're not mad?" The boy exclaimed, unbuttoning his suit coat and his sleeves while he turned red, even in the darkness. "He's putting the daughter of the evilest villain ever on the throne of our country, giving her plenty of power to ruin everyone's lives, and not caring that we all might die-"
He started emptying his pockets onto the ground. There were wrappers, a plastic spoon, peanuts and candies, and something greasy wrapped up in a napkin. He ripped off his coat and tossed it onto a shrub as he paced. Mal glanced around them. The other people on the balcony were intently watching the argument down below, and only two were glancing at her cautiously. She assumed most of them hadn't realized it was them standing there due to the night hiding most of their features, like her signature hair. She swallowed and glanced up at Ben, whose lips were pinched into an angry growl and whose eyes were hard with fury. Carefully, she untangled their hands from each other and looked down, examining the ring on her finger as she tried to calm herself down.
"Die," Clara repeated in a deadpan tone. "Doubtful. What, is King Ben just going to up and vanish?"
"No, she'll murder him!" Her brother exclaimed, spinning on his heel and kicking a small shrug, sending a bunch of leaves flying off of the bush. "Him and his family and everyone until it's just her and she's done everything her mom was never able to do! He's a fool, believing her lies and giving her everything she wants. You can't cater to evil, and he's just – walking around – hey Mal, you want this, sure thing. Hey Mal, you want the kingdom, here you go. Hey Mal, should I expose my neck as you raise a knife over my head? Sounds good to me!" The boy shoved his hands deep into his pockets and paced back and forth, practically steaming. "She doesn't deserve any kindness, any celebration, we ought to be summoning the army to stop her before we're all entrapped in her demonic lies and cutting her sinisterly, seductive mouth off. I wouldn't mind seeing her actually punished for her crimes and strung up like-"
"Young man!" Ben finally exploded. The sheer volume was so great that everyone, even Mal, jumped. She almost felt her frame edge into a defensive position before she reminded herself that this was Ben, and Ben wouldn't be hurting her. Her eardrums were ringing. The boy down on the palace grounds stiffened like someone had dumped ice water down his back and turned slowly. Mal dipped her head down, cheeks burning, as people on the balcony backed away from them, leaving her and Ben clearly isolated. Clara squinted up at them, winced, and turned her head away, covering her face in shame as the boy blinked up through the shadows at them. Ben took his arm from around Mal and planted his hands on the railing. He straightened up and glared – really, he glared – down at the young man.
"King Ben," The boy took a breath. His gaze fell on Mal momentarily, and his lip curled in distaste. "I apologize for interrupting your evening," He forced out, sounding like he had just swallowed a pound of rock salt before he tried to open his mouth. "May I congratulate you on your-"
"Save your breath," Ben spat, enunciating every word. He curled his fingers into the balcony railing and then forced his hands to relax. "Your worries are notable, but I assure you we take every precaution for your safety." Ben let out a deep breath and waved his hand. "Leave," He commanded. "Get out of my sight. Georgetown citizens, correct? I'll page ahead to your parents the details of this incident. So help me if I ever see your hide around here, you won't be leaving with perfect teeth. I will take personal pride in disfiguring your mouth for this conversation alone, so don't let me hear another word out of your mouth against my fiancée."
An icy feeling crept down Mal's spine as she listened to Ben's threats. She'd never heard Ben threaten anyone before – she'd never even heard him get angry before, not counting that time at her Cotillion. And sure, she'd heard threats against the royal family. Most notably from last year, when Ben's name had been smeared by the public for the crop failures. And not to mention all the threats she'd heard and had passed on regularly when she lived on the Isle. But she hadn't heard threats like this in a very, very long time, if ever. These threats were precise, striking fear into the hearts of everyone who heard them, and the tone of voice left no one any doubt that Ben would gladly – gladly – carry them out.
The boy coughed a little as he tried to clear his throat. He sounded like he was choking on his tongue as he sheepishly gathered up his jacket and picked most of the trash up off of the ground. He let out a hasty bow before he turned and headed back inside. Mal kept her gaze focused on the ground as the crowd slowly dispersed on the balcony. Her heart thudded against her chest like a hammer beating into her skin. No one said anything to them. Ben's breathing remained heavy and intense beside her. Her fingers trembled from the surprise of his anger and from the cold.
After several minutes of nothing – not touching, no words – Ben put a hand on hers. "I'm sorry for yelling," He murmured quietly.
Mal straightened up and shook her head. "Oh, it's fine. I mean, he wasn't being the nicest, and… I'm not mad."
Ben put his arm around her shoulders and rubbed her arms, which were covered in goosebumps. "Let's not talk about it," He whispered. "Come on, I want to go back inside and make sure he left. Let's find everyone."
They turned and re-entered the ballroom. Music was playing – the DJ had finally started his songs. A large area had cleared for dancing, meaning that a majority of the guests were now wandering through the other areas cleared for guest use – the dining room, the small library, the gardens, basically the lowest floor of the building. Ben and Mal skirted around the dance floor and then clasped their hands together as they began to look for Jay, Lonnie, Carlos, Jane, or Ben's parents. Mal used her free hand to reach into his suit pocket for his phone since hers had probably been taken back up to her room by Doug or one of the servants. The time read 7:20.
"Excuse me," Ben stopped a guard who was patrolling the perimeter of the room. "Can you please see to it that the young prince from King George Town is escorted out? His sister is fine to stay, but he was acting like a disrespectful snot, and I want him to leave early."
"Yes, your majesty," The guard nodded and pulled out a walkie-talkie. He began relaying the instructions he'd just gotten from Ben. As he walked away, Ben slung an arm around Mal's waist and pulled her close to his side.
"Are you hungry?" He whispered in her ear.
"A little," She nodded. Her hands still felt a bit numb from cold.
"Listen," Ben sighed, walking her toward the dining room where additional tables had been laid out. "I'm sorry I yelled. Please, don't think about that boy anymore. What he said… it's just not true."
"I grew up on the Isle, Ben," Mal grumbled. "I know how to take threats." They got in line behind a couple who immediately turned to greet them, thank them for the party, and congratulate them on getting engaged. Ben got Mal a plate of something fancy she didn't know the name of and together they wandered into the library on a hunch. There, they found their group hiding on a collection of sofas near the window, watching guests wander the gardens outside. Ben helped Mal sit down in her dress before he took a seat beside her without a word.
Adam appeared to have calmed down. He was eating the same thing Ben and Mal had just grabbed as Belle skimmed a book beside him. Their hands were intertwined. "I haven't seen you for a while," Belle smiled. "Are you alright?"
Jay craned his head to look at Mal. He was lounging on a window seat. Lonnie had collected cushions off of the couch and was lounging on the floor beside him. He was trailing his fingers through her hair as he studied his surroundings. "You look pale," He told Mal.
Janes and Carlos were sitting on a sofa together. She was leaning back into him with her eyes closed and his arms were latched around her shoulders comfortingly. But at Jay's words, Jane cracked an eye open. "Are you okay?" She asked Mal.
Mal swallowed. "I am," She whispered.
Adam straightened up. "I'm sorry if I scared you, Mal. The Duke of Weselton…" He trailed off, and Ben shook his head.
"No, it's not that, dad," He sighed. "My fault. I lost my cool with this… prepubescent scumbag who was talking about stringing her up in the gardens."
Carlos's face twisted into a vicious sneer and Jay straightened up and cracked his joints. "I hope you set the rules of things clear?" Carlos demanded in a low, threatening tone. Still, he had nothing on Ben's fierce threats. Mal barely batted an eye.
"I did," Ben assured him coolly. "But I snapped, and I know I scared you." He set a hand on her forearm. "Sorry."
"Stop apologizing," Mal waved him off. "I swear, I'm okay. I just wasn't expecting you to yell."
"You yelled?" Jay snorted. "Sheesh, who'd have thought the kitten could roar?"
"Oh, no, Jay," Mal shook her head, and a round of giggles rose up inside her. She began to laugh. "Oh, he snapped!" She clapped her hands together for added effect. Laughing helped the shock of the situation wear off a little. "And everyone around us jumped and you could see the kid's hair standing on end from fifteen feet away." Mal covered her face as she began to laugh spastically. "Everyone backed away. And then he started threatening the kid… holy crap, there are people on the Isle who couldn't have done better." She shook her head in disbelief and directed her attention to Ben. "You," She began with a smile, "are scary." She stabbed her food with her fork and took a bite, still shaking her head in disbelief.
"I don't believe it," Lonnie disagreed, shaking her head. "No. Not Ben."
"I was shaking," Mal protested, holding a hand up. "I've never seen him that intense about anything. He was all: 'you're not going to leave with a perfect smile', and 'I will take personal pride in disfiguring your face.'" She dropped off, still shaking her head in disbelief and smirking at Ben, who was looking a bit pink. "We did decide on some things for our wedding," She announced, and then elbowed Ben to signal she wanted him to talk.
Ben cleared his throat. "Mal likes her privacy, so we're going to get married ahead of time and then treat the coronation as her 'official wedding'. That way she doesn't have to wear white, doesn't have to give a speech, and is free to get drunk with her friends."
"That's not what I said," Mal frowned.
"I don't hear you complaining about the idea, though," Ben pointed out. Mal shrugged and subsided.
"When?" Belle asked, glancing over the pages of her book and smiling as if she already knew the answer, though there was no way she coud.
"Tomorrow," Ben claimed. Everyone in the group stared at him as Mal snickered. A smile spread across Ben's face. "Not tomorrow. But we were thinking about Friday. After Powhatan Cotillion. And yes, that's a literal answer."
"Next week?" Belle asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah," Ben nodded. "And it's going to be a tiny, minuscule thing. I'm going to clear my day after three, we're all going to go out for some drinks, and pick up our marriage license before we do a small, non-public ceremony. We're thinking it'll be just us in this group, plus Evie and Doug. That's it." He waited for his parent's approval. Belle heaved a heavy sigh and turned to see Adam's response. Ben pinched his lips together. "We want it this way." He added, hoping to head off any concerns.
Adam shrugged. "We always knew their wedding would be a little weird," He reminded Belle, squeezing her hand. "At least they're giving us some warning instead of just running off and doing it. Okay. Need a priest?"
"Yes, please," Ben nodded with a smile.
Carlos and Jane exchanged raised eyebrows. "Are you really okay with the King of Auradon getting married like this?"
"He's not going to be the King of Auradon, he's just going to be Ben," Mal sighed irritably. "If we – if I – have to put up with royal bullcrap for the rest of our lives, then I at least want to have my wedding in peace. And Auradon will get their fake show of wealth later, in December. Everything will be fine."
"Is Auradon going to know this is a thing?" Jay asked as he went back to threading his fingertips through Lonnie's scalp.
"Maybe eventually," Ben shrugged. "But for now, this is just for us. Because we worked hard for this." He took Mal's hand and squeezed it. "It hasn't been easy. We deserve this much."
Mal smiled. "We'll make it work," She promised him. Across the sofas, Carlos let out a little sigh and pulled out his phone. Mal raised an eyebrow at him. "What are you doing?" She asked.
"Ben… and… Mal… are… getting… married… next… week" Carlos read aloud as his fingers flew across the screen. "Don't… expect… her… to… wear… any… of… your… white… dresses. Might… want… to… start… thinking… black."
"And purple," Jane reminded him.
"And purple," Carlos agreed, adding the statement onto the end of his text. His phone dinged, and a smile spread across his face. "Evie is making death threats through Doug again," He announced to the group.
"How much longer does this last?" Mal sighed as she leaned her head onto Ben's shoulder and began playing with her ring in the light again. Ben pulled out his phone and flashed the time at her. The clock read 7:40 now. Mal watched as he unlocked his phone, went to his calendar, moved a few things around for next week, and then opened a countdown function on his watch. He inclined his head to make sure she was watching as he started a countdown to Friday, three o'clock, next week. She chuckled and let her eyes close.
"She's going to go to sleep," Carlos warned Ben. "She, Jane, and Lonnie. The girls are all tired tonight."
"Add me to that list," Jay yawned. "Lon, you and I need to go home and get some sleep." He pulled her hair back from behind her ears as his fiancée yawned.
"Agreed," Lonnie mumbled. "I'll get up after you." And, expectedly, Jay didn't move, so Lonnie stayed on the floor in her personal cushion palace.
"You guys aren't really going to leave us alone, are you?" Mal grumbled. "Ben and I are supposed to stay up with the party and it literally ends tomorrow morning."
"Yeah," Ben agreed, poking Mal's arm. "We're supposed to stay up with the party. You know, Mal, how can you expect to stay out until two or three a.m. next week if you can't make it to eight tonight?"
"Evie forced me through a spa today and I almost died of stress because of you all," Mal wrinkled her nose. "I have a reason to be tired."
Ben chuckled and set his and her plates aside. "Come on, princess," He invited, standing up. Mal, upon losing her pillow, sat up scowling. He took her hand and pulled her into a standing position. "Let's go dance."
"Why?" Mal whined. "I can't dance."
"Then let's just spin in aimless circles and pretend we're dancing so you can stay awake," Ben laughed.
"We're probably going to head out," Carlos announced. "Classes in the morning." Jane nodded and sat up, swinging her legs off the couch. Jay jolted to attention and got up, and Lonnie, true to her word, followed.
"Bye Mal," Jane bid the purplette. The two shared a brief hug before Lonnie shuffled past with a yawn. Carlos clapped Mal on the back in his hug, and Jay pulled her into a tight embrace. "See you next week," He yawned. "We meeting somewhere, or no?"
"We'll send someone to pick you up," Ben smiled. "Drive safe, guys."
Before they left the library, Ben stopped to give his mom a hug and a kiss on the cheek. "Will you be turning in soon?" He asked.
"Soon," Belle repeated with a nod, setting her book down to wrap her arms around her son. "Good luck with the party. Make sure both you and Mal get to where you need to be – no funny business."
"Does it matter still?" Mal sighed. "No one would know the difference."
Ben rolled his eyes. "I'll make sure of it," He promised his mom. "I love you. See you in the morning."
"Good night," Belle yawned. She picked her book back up and leaned against Adam's shoulder as Ben took Mal's hand and led her back out to the ballroom. It was hard to believe he was all grown up, with a fiancée and his kingdom.
Mal yawned as Ben helped her weave through the crowd towards the floor. He carefully took up her arms and they began spinning with the other couples on the floor.
"Was it worth it?" Ben asked as Mal yawned a little and admired her ring against Ben's suit.
"I can't believe you wore my color," Mal smiled. "You've never looked so good before."
Ben laughed. "So, you're happy?" He asked, which was a silly question since she was always happy with him.
Mal looped her arms around Ben's shoulders and leaned into his chest. She let her eyes drift closed as they kept going, kept spinning. "It's perfect," She whispered. "Everything is perfect."
Ben chuckled. He kept Mal upright as her eyelids grew heavier and heavier until she was tripping over nothing and yawning constantly. They took a break around 10:30 on the stairs, but that was the end for Mal. She passed out on the fourth step up, with her head on Ben's knee and his arm draped around her. The pretty silver ring caught the light and scattered tiny rainbows on her face as the party continued on around her and she slowly slipped away from reality.
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Lady Mal to Become Queen - Auradon News – September 21, 28
Allow us to introduce the next royal bride: Lady Mal, daughter of Maleficent, the first maiden ever to join the official royal family. Hopefully, you already know of her from the eight years she spent dating King Benjamin, son of Beast and Belle and current ruler of Auradon.
In a history-making event, King Ben proposed to Mal in the beginning hours of the celebration of the formation of Auradon on live television. The palace has not released any details regarding when a royal wedding will take place but given that the couple took so much time just to date, it's likely we could be looking at a repeat of the famed tourney star Jay's relationship with his longtime fiancée. Jay also happens to be a close friend of Lady Mal's, so the chances they follow each other's lead may be higher than we think.
When they're wed, Mal will be the most atypical royal bride in this dispensation. She'll be the first descendant of a villain to be marrying into a royal family, and the daughter of Maleficent, at that. She's also one of the few royals who possess the ability to use magic, just a few steps behind Queen Elsa and Queen Rapunzel. Among other things she holds the title of longest girlfriend among any of the royals, the only royal raised on the Isle of the Lost, the only royal who can shapeshift, the only royal who almost destroyed Auradon and, truthfully, the most controversial royal ever in this dispensation.
Ben and Mal have been dating for eight long years, but after the first six months ended, they retreated into seclusion. Mal was accepted as a Lady of the Court six months after arriving from the Isle and has been working with him side-by-side since; even taking up politics professionally after leaving Auradon Prep to be with him. She rose to be the most powerful person in the court, taking up head responsibility right after the King himself. Most of their relationship is hidden from the public eye, though they can often be photographed on casual dates around Auradon, such as the one a few weeks ago at Auradon Prep. Over the years, people have speculated that he was about to propose several times, but each time the palace assured the public that when the time came, they would let Auradon know. Many people speculated it was because Lady Mal simply wasn't ready to take up the role of queen.
Now Mal, who has apparently decided she's prepared, is set to marry Ben and become the second half of the monarchy. She will have the power to veto laws Ben creates, direct all palace personnel, and to create official declarations alongside her husband.
The couple will live at Beast's palace where Former King Adam and Queen Belle also reside. The King and Queen have not given any official statement regarding their future daughter-in-law, but the elder couple was photographed and filmed during the engagement. It's clear they were aware that the proposal was going to go down, and that they were more than okay with it. As far as Mal's mother is concerned, it's safe to assume that she hasn't been told, as she is still available for viewing at the Auradon Zoology Emporium, where she has been for the last year in lizard form.
Ben and Mal met in the fall of 20 at Auradon Prep after Ben decreed that the second generation of villains would be given a chance to choose good and be integrated with the people in Auradon. Mal was among the first four students who almost destroyed his Coronation before turning Mal's mother into a lizard and publicly choosing good over evil. Ben and Mal, who had begun dating previous to Coronation, stayed together despite many people who doubted such a relationship would last. Things have only intensified over the years as Mal rose in politics and eventually moved into the royal palace to live with him and his family.
Today, it's clear that despite political tribulation, the couple is more in love than ever. We're excited to see everything that will happen over the next few years as King Ben and his new wife continue to make changes in Auradon. Long may they reign.
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Animosity after 'Scandalous' Royal Proposal – BG Metropolis – Sept 21, 28
Well folks, it finally happened! King Ben proposed to Lady Mal last night, on the steps of the palace ballroom in front of approximately 2,000 royal attendees. Details about the proposal are still being leaked, but Lady Mal was quoted saying: "You all set me up!" Sounds like someone definitely wasn't expecting her longtime boyfriend to be dropping to one knee that night.
Lady Mal previously opened up the party in a stunning white gown with yellow and blue details, but after an alleged wardrobe malfunction involving a glass of red wine being spilled on her, left the party. King Ben left soon after, reappearing only minutes later in a new outfit with purple detailing. He immediately called the room's attention from the staircase he was about to change Lady Mal's life on and announced that he was about to pop the question – just as soon as Evie, the owner of the popular Evie's Four Hearts and Mal's best friend, finished fixing her outfit. Soon after, Mal appeared on the top of the staircase, looking absolutely bewildered until Ben took her hand and led her down the staircase towards the crowd. He brought out the ring, gave a speech, she said yes, and the rest, at this point, is history.
However, despite the inherent happiness of the two, not everyone was thrilled by the revelation that Maleficent's daughter was about to ascend the throne. Within minutes, there was a commotion as the Duke of Weselton was thrown into a dessert table that had been set up alongside the staircase – the result of Former King Adam losing his infamous temper. Witnesses reported that the Duke was raving about the proposal and the future queen and that he even proclaimed that 'She'll be the downfall of the kingdom' before leaving the scene immediately. Witnesses also report that King Ben reprimanded a young royal who was angrily ranting about Lady Mal on the grounds.
Several other royals and citizens alike have taken alight to social media to express displeasure and worry over Mal's future appointment to the throne. A slow-growing social media presence titled 'Knights for Freedom' have declared their mission: "The throne of Auradon is not for the villains to overrun, and we won't let tyrants like Maleficent's daughter steal away our lives."
No details have been released on a royal wedding. Once Mal is instated as queen, she will have the power to block laws that Ben creates, decree official declarations with her husband, and direct all palace personnel to her bidding. Numerous failsafes exist to keep the monarchy from overthrowing itself, but it will be interesting to see, for the first time, if these systems will be effective in creating the balance of power Auradon so desperately needs. More updates coming soon.
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natsspammityspamspamham · 5 years ago
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Dino Rant (Nov 27 + Other Side Tales)
My siblings are currently mad at me. Here’s what went down. Tagging: @akaskira​ @ce-la​ @caratheillustrious​ Who are all practically my spiritual online older sister/sage advice givers and @lizard-in-the-rain​ who can be an idiot along with me.
For context:  Ate = Sister Kuya = Brother * My dad and I have a rocky past because he’s very old-fashioned, hasn’t been always supportive about my mental health, and is really old and out of date (especially about LGBTQ, feminism, HK protests, etc.) * My sister also has a rocky past with me but has since calmed down a little thanks to old age (she’s 23) * My brother is constantly busy with school (and stressed), is still mourning his breakup after a few months which continues to salt his wounds (not because his ex is crappy but she’s really nice. He’s having a bit of trouble still.), and is a very sensitive person (more sensitive than my sister)
Further in, you can see what happened at the orchestra concert on Saturday. For context, you can check out a previous rant.
Me: Dad got some bad oil burns. I was in the family room as he was yelling “[MOM NAME x 3] WHAT DO I DO WITH OIL BURNS?” Mom was upstairs and didn’t hear They are kinda big He’s upset
Ate: What the why didn't you help him call mom???? did you??? yike oil burns are no joke bc they hurt for longer bc water just steams away but oil sticks and keeps burning and the scars are worse
Me: Uh... I was scrolling on tumblr? I don’t know. I thought he already put ice.
Ate: smh
Me: But looking back, I heard the water running for less than a minute.
Ate: LOL
Me: And never heard the freezer open
Ate: water won't help unless you use soap anyways
Me: So I thought he did that but he was really just yelling for mom He didn’t even ice it. He said he ran some water over it.
Ate: make sure you help if someone yells for help next time even if you think it's handled bc if a person is panicking/in pain they're likely not thinking straight to help themselves speaking from experience
Me: Mom tried to give him advice now and he just walked away going “uh huh”
Ate: even I know to put my hand under cold running water and ice it but I've definitely not done that when I've burnt myself before I would be pretty choked too if there were 2 other people in the house and neither of them came to help me when I got oil burns
Me: Mom was upstairs and couldn’t hear. I thought he was crying wolf as usual.He yells for mom around three times on a daily basis
Ate: fair but fr next time take the 5 seconds to check bc sometimes bad things happenesp if all you hear is a thud
Me: “[Mom Name x 3 again] I CANT FIND THE [blank]!!!” Mom: it’s been in the same spot for over a decade. Look with your eyes.
Me: Mom does that once every other day (has a big thud) usually because something broke. When I heard the yell this time, I thought it was because he knocked something over. Dad is always yelling He even asked mom how to make the rice And didn’t make it because she didn’t answer fast enough Dad is a drama queen. That’s where we all get it from.
Ate: I mean
Kuya: Tf is this situation How can you ignore someone in need of help Regardless of who it is Doesn't it hurt to see someone suffering
Me: I didn’t see anything
Kuya: Unless you hold extreme animosity Like they killed your mom or something I have to hand something in by 10 But I find this quite upsetting
Me: I didn’t see anything, and the last thing he yelled was an oil burn, and the only advice I had was water and ice which I thought he already did.
Me (in response to animosity): Not extreme, but living with him with only me as the child has screwed a lot of things up.It has taken a toll on my sympathy for people (or whatever is left)
Ate: Same but he's still our dad?
Me: Eh, I honestly thought it was a small thing until I saw it.
Ate: I have only shreds of respect for him left but idk if I would go as far as to just overlook "oil burn" and figure "oh, I can't help so I'll ignore him" like that's a lil funny
Me: Again, when someone is constantly yelling, there’s a point where you don’t listen fully to what they’re saying. It only registered later that his burns might actually be serious and more than putting your fingertip on a hot pan. I also have little sympathy due to how he’s treated me during my past situations so honestly, I’ve little tolerance.
Afterwards, my mom called my sister who was absolutely hysterical and screaming on the other line to the point where my mom had to pull the phone away from her ear.
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Some Stupid Orchestra Stories:
Things I have said to my orchestra cohorts that might’ve scared them:
*sees me bump my instrument* Trumpet: Ouch Me (walking away): Snitches get stitches and end up in ditches, and dead men tell no tales. Doug: What?
*sees me bump my bow* Doug: Ouch Me (tired because I was just excluded from the conversation today because no one would listen to what I had to say): I’m going to stab you Doug: Pat, protect me!
Me: *tells anything about school* Everyone: MAJOR CONCERN (Examples: Kid said that this guy could have sex with his friend before she turned 21 by slipping a drug into her drink, kid saying he was going to hit a girl with a metal bar from the desk, kids smoking out back, kids make noise downstairs which causes the room I work in to shake, kids throwing stuff out car windows, kids brawling, my science teacher from regular school failing me for practically no reason)
More of an annoying incident from me: Hannah: Who’re you messaging? Your girlfriend? Sean: Yeah Me: YOU’RE STILL TOGETHER?! Sean: (sheepishly) yeah
To be fair, I get weirded out whenever they flash their privilege as semi-well off rich kids.  “Remember those special trips you get to take with your school to learn more about science? // Remember those international trips you take with your school club?” Me: ...no?! I’m not poor, I just dropped out of school before I could even go to my nearest McDonalds for a field trip.
But Doug is a little dumb sometimes. He doesn’t get my sense of humour (understandable), but he’s a little ignorant towards not-privileged people. 
He literally said he goes to sleep at 9:30pm, got into university (this is a semi-prestigious one) first try with 90s in all of his classes (at least), has a girlfriend, has friends, and doesn’t understand why anyone would stay later than that unless they had poor time management. His words, not mine. My brother stays there until around 12am studying. He was not happy to hear that. Doug is first year so my siblings are making fun of him saying he will perish in a year’s time. My parents saw him stealing kisses from his girlfriend in a parking lot during the day of our last concert. I seriously though the girl in his profile picture was his sister and not his girlfriend because they were both seriously white. Whiter than a bowl of milk I tell you.
He also doesn’t know what a period app would be for. I was a little annoyed. My brother knows about this well enough because we all know my sister and mom would not let anyone in this family live if they did not know the ins-and-outs of a period. Doug was like, “Why would you need to track that?” I responded, “Because they’re irregular.” He looked a little puzzled and I said, “Douglas, you’re a science major. There’s sex ed in school.” He responded that he is going into research (not sure what that has to do with menstrual ignorance) and never paid attention during sex ed (since it’s never for marks). I then got a little more pushy and said, “Well, if you ever want a girlfriend, maybe you should learn.” To which he said, “I have a girlfriend”. To which I gave him a look of:
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Stories from the orchestra concert:
I did tell the bass instructor about this so maybe it’ll get sorted out but I did this “tell the teacher” thing twice where it backfired terribly. Let’s hope university kids are a little more grown up.
My messages from that night: Pat told me it was cute when I played in the wrong spots. It was genuine like she said it was cute. But it was like ??? I was having a panic attack. My brain left my body. I don’t want to play anymore. Then she put up her bow to make sure I wouldn’t flip the page Then she hit her bow on her bass. I really don’t want to play anymore. (She also repeated the same thing twice knowing from a previous talk that I have bad anxiety. She has anxiety as well.)
Me: Then Hannah and Patricia were commenting on my shoes. I like wearing my orthotics. They make my feet feel not in pain. Ate: tell them that Me: I did They told me to take off my shoes “They can’t even see my feet” I’m all the way in the back behind people “Then take off your shoes” “But then I’ll be in pain” “But you sit” (I have one foot on the ground) “So take them off. It’s for dress code. People can see you” Ate:  but it's literally a medical thing Tell them to actually fuck off hoh my god it's like asking a blind person to put their stick away bc people will trip on it or that you can't have your service dog with you like????
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ty-talks-comics · 6 years ago
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Best of DC: Week of March 27th, 2019
Best of this Week: Detective Comics #1000 - Various Writers and Artists
Possibly more controversial than I'm thinking it'll be, I'm glad Scott Snyder and Greg Capullo did the job of reintroducing Slam Bradley into the DC Universe. Slam Bradley, of course the way I choose to remember him, was one of DC's first characters and the precursor design to modern day Superman. He was a 1930s dick (detective in this case) who made his name in infamy with racist depictions of Chinese people being swung by their braids with toothy grins. He's likely the reason DC won't reprint some of the early Detective Comics works in a compendium.
This is without a doubt, a great celebration for one of the greatest comic book characters of all time, if not THE greatest. The difficulty in reviewing something like this, much like Action Comics #1000 (if I reviewed that one, I don't remember) is that so many stories have their ups and downs, hits or misses and there's so much ground. But some of these were so good that this book is getting an entry all on it's own this week.
He's been made better in recent years with a badass run as a side character in Ed Brubaker and Darwyn Cooke's Catwoman (2001) as a cool former police officer with a son by the name of Slam Jr. on the force. He was probably some of the best parts of his short time there and was very compelling in interactions with Selina.
Kevin Smith and Jim Lee have arguably done some of the best and WORST Batman projects ever, but through the good and the bad, both have immense talent and their tale “Manufacture for Use” added a beautiful layer to the significance of the metal plate that his emblem is made out of.
The book is simple enough, a montage of Batman fighting his greatest villains shows in the background while his alter ego, Matches Malone, has a conversation with a merchant peddling in the various pieces of gear left by villains. He has Harley hammers, crazy quilts and even freeze guns, but there's only one weapon Malone is interested in; The Gun belonging to Joe Chill. The weapon that killed The Wayne Family.
He and others had been leaving Batman clues since his first days as a hero to have him join a guild of detectives, solving unsolvable or very difficult cases and knowing that Slam is one of the detectives along with Hawkman, Hawkgirl, Martian Manhunter, The Question, Detective Chimp, Elongated Man and his wife, Sue Dibny is relieving and fantastic.
I'm glad DC hasn't shied away from him given his past history. Even his inclusion in Superman of China based on his former character, warts and all, seemed like DC was kinda ashamed of it, but here he is, as awesome as he was later in life!
Upon seeing it, Alfred questions why Bruce would keep it as a trophy, nothing the ridiculousness of The Penny and the Dinosaur, he sees the gun as strange or even perverse. Batman, however, wishes to never see it cause anyone pain again, melting and forming it into an oval adorned with the symbol of a Bat.
Batman has dedicated his life to stopping crime in Gotham at all costs, but not everyone see his methods as being right or just. Doctor Leslie Thompkins has been looking over Bruce since his parent’s murder and oped that he would take his pain and do something productive with it, actually fix Gotham, but instead she sees how vengeance has consumed him, turning him into something of a violent monster himself and she’s not wrong. They meet each other on the anniversary of his parent’s murder in Crime Alley and are beset upon by a group of teenagers whom Batman viciously slaps the hell out of. Dr. Thompkins stops him out of fear and Batman looks like the real villain here.
If that isn't chilling...
Brian Michael Bendis is a GREAT Batman writer. Checking out his 15 pages in the Batman Walmart 100 Page Giants, much like Daredevil, Batman is a character that is PERFECT for him. “I Know” drawn by frequent Bendis collaborator, Alex Maleev, is amazing. Penguin started becoming disillusioned with the meetings put together by villains like The Joker on how to finally get rid of The Batman, Penguin begins to muse about who had the money to fund Batman. I believe he proposed the idea to the others, but they all shot him down, citing times Batman showed up when Bruce was a hostage or how he “blubbered like a baby.”
Penguin didn’t let it go, however, and prepared Suicide Bomb Penguins to attack Wayne Manor while Bruce was hosting a ton of high profile Gothamites. It would have been the end of Bruce Wayne.
Warren Ellis writes some very character driven stories, but when he has to get technical, he is a master as good as any. In “The Batman’s Design” he goes over Batman’s methodology when taking on criminals, treating things like a chess game that he’s already won. He leads the criminals to a trap and plays them like a fiddle, setting off an explosion that knock out or send some flying, determining a sniper’s location and just being so terrifying that the leader just hands him a bomb switch before his ass gets destroyed.
Becky Cloonan does a great job of alternating between cool and warm tones for when Batman is in the shadows vs contending with explosions he’s setting off. Batman looks slim, but imposing regardless. This is definitely some of her best art so far!
Now… if you ask any of my friends from when I was in The Navy, they’ll tell you about how I waited in line for Batman: The Arkham Knight. I was excited. I was elated. The conclusion to an amazing trilogy of games that shaped a newfound love for the character for me! And it bloody sucked. I HATE Arkham Knight with a passion. If it’s not The Batmobile, it’s the Joker, if not the Joker, it’s the Knight himself, if not him, then Scarecrow as the shitty final villain.
I really loved the noir tone that was set by Elizabeth Breitweiser’s colors over Steve Epting’s art. Things are very dark and cool. Batman is shrouded in shadow and Doctor Thompkins acts as a small light by comparison. There is great contrast when action happens with warm tones as Batman slaps the teens and Batman standing in the shadows as Leslie and the kids are under the one light is powerful.
Suffice to say, I was not pleased when it was said that The Arkham Knight would finally be appearing in comics different than his video game counterpart, but… I dunno, I kinda like him here.
His characterization seems to be that of someone who has lived in Gotham and has seen Batman’s methods of treating the poor citizens, the weak and the sick. He sees Batman as a cancer, a darkness that needs to be exterminated for Gotham to truly thrive. The best thing, there’s precedent for this kind of character.
One of the first few arcs for Detective Comics involved a cool set of villains known as The Victim Syndicate, people who have been hurt or grievously injured in Batman’s relentless pursuit of crime. These guys put Batman’s team through the ringer, almost turning Stephanie Brown against him completely as Tim Drake had been presumed dead at the time. Another casualty of war. If I remember right, The First Victim noted that there was someone or something coming for Batman soon and if that’s the Arkham KNight, then I am excited.
The Victim Syndicate was one of James Tynion IV’s best ideas during his run and I really hope whoever the creative team is for Detective Comics thus forth lives up to the quality. Peter J. Tomasi and Doug Mahnke are both amazing, so I have high hopes if its them.
But Penguin had an epiphany. Ending Bruce Wayne would not end Batman. Batman would become focused. Driven. Possibly to the point of killing. Bruce Wayne is the only thing keeping these villains alive, so Penguin relents and never reveals what he believes he knows, until years later when Bruce is old and mute… but who says that Bruce has lost a step? He zaps Penguin who is taken away as Bruce tells him that he knew, pretty much calling him a “coward ass bitch” as he’s taken away.
Overall, while there were few misses, this collection of stories had great ideas, great characterization, heart and was just fantastic. Looking forward to another 80 years!
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This one was just cute. The Batfamily interacts with each other and take a FANTASTIC family photo drawn by Tony S. Daniel. Starring, Batman, Alfred, Nightwing, Batgirl, “Robin” Damian Wayne, Red Hood, Batwoman, Catwoman, “(Red) Robin” Tim Drake, Spoiler, The Signal, Cassandra Cain Ace the Bathound and Huntress. It’s a well put together double splash page and everyone, even Bruce seems happy.
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Ravenvale, Chapter 3
Word Count: 2407 Rating: This chapter: G; overall story: explicit Warnings: None at this time Summary: On their way home from another case, Agent Seaborne and Agent Roach find themselves in the strange, fog-covered town of Ravenvale. Notes: Seaborne and Roach AU where, years after the events seen in the YouTube series, they manage to become FBI agents.
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Back in town, Roach found his lifelong friend at the Texaco station. Doug (at least, he assumed it was Doug) was just unhooking the tan rental car from the tow truck and Seaborne was staring at it, arms crossed, like he wanted to punch it in the face. If only it had a face to punch. Apparently the car needed more than a quick jump. 
Trotting up with a bit of a cheerful step, Roach approached his partner before tapping him on the arm. 
“What the scoop?” he asked when Seaborne turned around. His blue eyes were weary and his face hung low with stress. Maybe after they got back to North Carolina they could ask the higher ups for some vacation time. They certainly deserved it.
“No idea,” Seaborne huffed. “Jumping it did absolutely nothing.” He let out a quiet sigh, letting his arms fall as Doug came over to talk to them. 
“Don’t worry,” the mechanic began, a kind smile on his greasy face. “Darrell will see what’s wrong. Darrell can fix anything.”
“It’s not whether he can or not that worries me,” Seaborne said, trying to be polite. His patience was clearly wearing thin. He checked his watch. “Our flight leaves in a few hours and I don’t even know how long it will take to get to the airport.” Unphased by the agent’s undertone of frustration, Doug kept smiling as he walked back towards the gas station store.
“Darrel can fix it,” he repeated, cheerfully. Seaborne clutched the bridge of his nose, groaning.
“I hate this town,” he muttered.
“It’s not all bad,” Roach offered. When his partner turned a less than friendly gaze his way, the blond quickly elaborated. “I did a little exploring while you were gone, and you won’t believe what I saw.”
“No, I probably won’t.” Not waiting for hear Roach’s story, Seaborne brushed passed him, following after Doug. He wanted to make sure that these strange brothers were getting to work on the car right away. He didn’t have time for any nonsense; he was already getting a headache. Following behind, Roach held his tongue. He so desperately wanted to tell his friend about the winged woman in the fog, but now wasn’t the time. He knew well enough that Seaborne wouldn’t want to hear any of it right now. Maybe later. Hopefully soon.
Inside, Seaborne spoke with Darrell again. The man was still grumpy and still looking through his magazine, but with very few words he assured the agents that he would look at the car presently.
“Any reason you can’t look at it now?” Seaborne asked, a hint of anger in his calm tone. Darrell paid no mind to the tone or the taller man’s urgency. He turned a page before answering in the same voice as before.
“On break,” he stated, and that was that. It did no good to explain how Seaborne and Roach needed to get to Vegas to make their flight. Still holding in the rage that was quickly building inside him, Seaborne finally stormed out of the station, Roach following behind him like a puppy.
“Why don’t we get lunch?” he offered, trying to lighten the mood. “Maybe there’s a Denny’s or something?  Come on.” He tapped Seaborne on the arm nonchalantly. “I don’t know about you, but I’m starved, and I think we both need some Joe. Whaddaya say?” A cup of coffee did sound divine right now, and the caffeine would most definitely help. With a nod, Seaborne agreed and the two of them headed down the road to see what restaurants this odd town had, if any. 
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The fog was as thick as ever, but luckily Roach had seen a small restaurant down the road on his previous journey through the small town. It was called ‘Ludere’ and it looked like a family-owned, ‘mom and pop’ kinda place. A quaint little establishment, it had a very welcoming vibe, with planters out front and striped awnings over the windows. The inside was lined with mauve booths, littered with tables and there wasn’t a single patron in sight. At this point the agents were almost getting used to there not being anyone around, still chalking it up to the fog. Surely no one wanted to go out in to the fog if they didn’t have to.
They two men passed the sign that read ‘seat yourself’ and found a nice big booth by the front windows. It gave them a wonderful view of the white fog still rolling by in the distance. Plus the light from outside provided more light than the dim overhead lamps that hung over their heads. It seemed like an okay place, if a bit cheap. Plastic tablecloths, paper napkins, and packets of condiments on the table didn’t fill Seaborne with any confidence about the quality of the food, and he hadn’t even seen the menu yet.
“Is anybody even working here today?” he grumbled. As if on cue, a woman in a red and white striped dress that barely reached her legs approached their table. She held up a notepad and pencil, smiling kindly if a bit blankly.
“Hiya there, my name’s Cindy.” She gave a wink to the agents. “What can I do ya for?” Roach hesitated, confused that they hadn’t been giving a menu yet.
“Cup of coffee,” he almost begged. “Please.” The woman scribbled onto her notepad.
“And for you, Sugar?” she asked Roach. The man struggled for a moment, trying to think about breakfasts he’d had in the past and ordered from places like this.
“Uh, can I get some eggs?”
“Sure. How would you like them cooked?”
“Scrambled, and um, some bacon… and pancakes, and some orange juice?” The waitress scribbled down some more.
“Anything else?”
“And a blueberry muffin!” Seaborne rolled his eyes, but said nothing. He was used to his partner eating enough for three. It was a wonder the tall man was able to stay so thin. Once Cindy was gone, he got to his feet.
“I need to piss. Try not to eat the table while I’m gone.” Roach ignored the crassness of Seaborne’s language and tried to keep things light. He Looked up at his friend with a big grin.
“No promises,” he said. His smile only faltered once his partner was out of sight. Then, he slumped in his chair, taking off his classes to clean them. Seaborne was never really as chipper as Roach, though it would be hard for anyone to do that, but today his mood was even more sour than usual. Roach certainly couldn’t blame him; things were going from bad to worse and he was probably still tired from last night’s long drive. A bit of caffeine would definitely help, but what he needed was a nice nap. Maybe after they ate, if the mechanics still had a lot of work to do on the car, the two of them could find something fun to do. Although, in this podunk town it didn’t look like there was much to do in the way of fun. 
Cindy came back with their drinks quickly, setting them down with practiced flair and grace. Roach thanked her immediately and she gave him a coy wink in return. This gave him paused; not because he legitimately believed she was flirting with him. He knew well enough the tricks of the waitress trade in getting better tips. No, it was more than that. Something about her face, the way she moved and winked… Roach was certain he had seen her around before, but how could that be? He’d never been in this city before. Yesterday was the first time even in this state. Yet he couldn’t shake the feeling. 
Before she could saunter away again, he spoke up to get her attention.
“Hey, uh, have we met… before?” Cindy kept smiling, but tilted her head trying to think.
“I don’t think so, sweetie.” She shifted her weight to one hip, jutting it out and resting a delicate hand on top. “I think I would remember a handsome lad as yourself.”
“You ever make it out so far as the east coast?”
“Can’t say I have, sugar. I’ve lived in this town my whole life. Never really was one for travel’n.” Roach shrugged and let it drop. He had more pressing interests to ask about. 
“Let me ask you something else.” With a brief glance towards the bathroom, he leaned in close. “You seen anything… strange around here, recently? Maybe strange things in the fog?”
“I try not to go into the fog, if I can help it,” she admitted. “It’s not safe. Why? Did you see something?”
“I think I might have. I was out walking just down the road when I saw her: a fairy woman.” Intrigued, Cindy sat down across from him, in Seaborne’s empty seat. 
“Fairy? Well that is a sight, for sure. I’ve heard tales of tiny people in the fog from time to time, but I’ve never seen ‘em myself.”
“What have you heard?”
“Not much. I really never paid the stories any mind, but my uncle insists their true. He’ll tell anyone who’ll listen all about ‘em. He loves to talk about the little woman who dance in the fog.” Roach’s eyes lit up at the news. He couldn’t believe his luck. Maybe if he could get Seaborne to talk to this young lady’s uncle he could prove that what he had seen was real.
“Where can I find him?”
In the bathroom, Seaborne found at least some relief from his stress at a urinal. He didn't realize how badly he’d had to go until he was standing there, letting out what felt like a gallon of pee. It felt so good to be free of that burden he made a low moaning noise as he felt his bladder empty. Luckily there wasn’t anyone to hear, and he wouldn't have really cared if there had been. This was the first time in hours that something had actually gone right, and it was only a working toilet. The bar was set quite low.
As he washed his hands, he took notice of the bathroom’s decor, noting the severe lack of it. Not that he was expecting much, but there wasn’t even a mirror. The room had a few urinals, two stalls and a couple of sinks. Other than that and the soap dispenser, the room held nothing else. Seaborne grumbled as he wiped the excess water onto his pants, but he wasn’t exactly surprised. This whole town felt like it subsisted on the bare minimum, offering only what someone needed and nothing more. If this was the way the locals lived all the time, it was no wonder they weren’t out and about. They probably found life better in their own homes.
Heading back to the table, Seaborne finally cracked a smile as his eyes laid upon the plain, white cup at his seat. The dark liquid inside holding the promise of delicious flavor and refreshing warmth. Even if the coffee wasn’t that good, it was a welcome cup and a dearly needed beverage. Maybe with a little caffeine Seaborne could feel a bit more like his usual self. Sitting down he glanced at Roach, feeling a twinge of guilt for his own crappy behavior. It wasn’t Roach’s fault they were stuck here in this place, and he didn’t deserve the harsh tone from his friend. Taking his first sip, Seaborne promised to try to make things work, and lighten up a little, if only for his partner’s sake.
The coffee wasn’t half bad either.
“Oooh yes,” he sighed, leaning back. “This is what I needed.” Closing his eyes he thought he could feel the caffeine flooding into his brain. As the liquid went down into his stomach, it was as if it was pouring over his mind, waking it up, filling the tight corners and bringing him to life. “I am never going a morning without this ever again. Ever.” Seeing his friend visibly more cheerful, Roach’s smile returned with vigor.
“Glad to see your feeling better,” he noted. “Mind if I tell that story now?” Not opening his eyes, Seaborne mulled it over a few seconds, getting in the right mindset. He could guess with almost 100% certainty what Roach was going to say.
‘Either he saw the town locals up to no good, a creature in the fog, or men in black.’ To Roach he just said, “Yeah, go ahead.”
“It wasn’t that far down the road,” Roach began, trying to contain his excitement. “It was like a, uh… like a fairy. I could barely see it through the fog…”
‘Called it,’ Seaborne smirked to himself.
“It was short, like a kid but it had wings, clearish ones, like gossamer. She was dancing in the mist.”
“Did you say hi?”
“I didn’t get close enough to make contact,” Roach bemoaned. “She was only there for a few seconds then she disappeared. Now-” he lifted a finger and pointed it at Seaborne- “I know what you’re going to say. My eyes weren’t playing tricks on me. This time. I’m sure of it; I know what I saw.”
“A fairy. In the fog.”
“Yeah. Dancing.” Seaborne paused, taking another sip of coffee.
“Alright.”
“Alright?” Roach scrunched his face, confused.
“Alright.”
“Wait, that’s it?” He held out his hands and Seaborne just shrugged. “Don’t you want to-”
“No, I don’t,” Seaborne interrupted, finally opening his eyes. “I don’t. Whatever it is, I don’t. I just want to sit here, drink my coffee, then get the fixed car from the mechanics and leave. I don’t want to investigate something that will tie us up any longer.” He set down the cup and looked over at his companion with a kind but tired expression. “I want to go home, Roach. I want to get on that stupid plane, and go home. Please.” Roach sighed, looking out the window at the fog, thick as ever. He wanted to argue, but this trip had done a number on them both. There wasn’t a single thing he could say that would change Seaborne’s mind, so he just stayed silent. For now. 
He knew it in his bones: there was definitely something else going on. 
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