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some of my little guys with some flags. Happy pride guys :)
#valorposts#hfjone#liam one#liam plush#liam plecak#sonic the hedgehog#sliver the hedgehog#sundrop#sundrop fnaf#lego ninjago#lloyd garmadon#ninjago cole#sorry to put all these fandoms together#i have the worst camera ever#you can count the pixels#pride month
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♡ ♡ ♡
#he’s so sex#i’m pretty sure whatever version of zd i have in my camera roll is the worst quality of it ever#zero day#zero day 2003#army of two#calvin gabriel#cal gabriel
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have yall seen vax on twitter. tbh i love that freak
#vax#hazbin hotel#voxval#staticmoth#valentino#vox#voxval lovechild#hes such a freak and its the FUNNIEST concept in the world to me#argubaly two of the worst people ever who should NEVER reproduce#who would absolutely NOT take care#of that child#and a freak abomination that is a pathetic loser of an excuse for a person#i love u vax#val isnt paying attention hes looking at himself in his phone camera#my art#hazbin art#hazbin fanart#do NOT let vox and val have a kid tf !!!#i love drawing val btw#have so many doodles of him#hes my fav to draw#my princess with a disorder
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just rewatched the first venom.
loved the part where venom made out with eddie sloppy style
#idk how but i have a more trained eye for sfx now?#because this time around while watching this movie i noticed in certain moments how live action was blended into like a cgi camera shot#i mean i didn't have to look all that hard#but it was more obvious to me this time#also with the cgi'd corpses and such#love the movie. best marvel movie ever#idc about any other marvel stuff venom trilogy is all i care about and need in my life#venom the monsterfucker#eddie the loser normal man with enough rizz to charm and keep a symbiote#love those guys. i hope V3TLD is three hours long and they have copious symbrock love making scenes#symbrock#venom#venom the last dance#id love to watch venom2 right after this one but It Is almost 1 am and i have morning things to do. the worst kind#so this will have to wait
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HER RIGHT ARM IS LITERALLT ON HIS HEART IT’S ACTUALLY SICK. NOT A BIT OF AIR BETWEEN THEM
#it’s the same hand he missed by a hair btw. her right one#loz#totk#zelink#i’ve been cornplating the hell out of the falling sequence in totk#literally looking up totk ending 60fps 4k on youtube and playing it at 0.25 speed#because nintendo made the worst camera angle decisions ever for this cutscene and im trying to figure out how theyre posed#and this mad eme emotional#first link’s smile out of bounds when zelda says “warm loving embrace”#and then this just barely visible with the greatest scrutiny and multiple videos some in 4k and some with with different bottom armor#why do they want to hide the details so bad like……trying to figure out their vertical pose here has been so hard#the fact that i have to use different videos just to show more details is crazy. like i had to rely on speedrunners for wearing no pants#totk spoilers#but i found this when comparing the footage and it made me go. AAAGGHHHHH
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Golden Wasteland gradient
#sky children of the light#sky cotl#sky cotl photography#golden wasteland#not pictured: me rushing from there to Home to back to bring my camera so I can have skykid-less photos of it#also I still claim that flying through gw during shard hour is the worst thing ever because the visibility is a myth#but it's defs pretty#shame couldn't get more photos before it disappeared#also I'm aware the quality is shitty but is summer and my phone is already cooked enough w/o hi res
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It's crazy how wearing at least 1 piece of clothing that doesn't make me want to hang myself feels kinda good sometimes who would've guessed?
IT'S TOO BIG MAKE IT SMALLER I DON'T WANT IT TO TAKE UP MY ENTIRE MONITOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Still kinda look bad, but like slightly less bad than average! If I don't remember to stop walking in circles and delete this within an hour I'll die a painful gory death and my corpse will idk I didn't think of an end to this sentence I'm just procrastinating posting this. I would just, not post it but I NEED to gain more confidence in looking at pictures of myself and mirrors and also not hiding all evidence of my physical existence.
#god i need to get a camera my phone actually has the worst camera quality i've ever seen like how this phone is from like 2020#would it be more or less embarrassing if i made up an excuse that i took this as art reference for clothing folds?#cuz that's not why i took it but i can act like it is if it makes me seem less weird#actually the low camera quality is a plus; no evidence of my absolutely fucked looking hand#if i see 1 note on this before i delete it i'm starting ragnarok early (the real life mythical event; not the mmo)#what if there were mythical event pokemon in real life? like i go to my local hospital/convenience store and some guy gives me a shaymin#what if pokemon was like real life and when the pokemon faint they actually DIE and realistic bloodshot eyes creepypasta#what if when they use their persona they actually shoot themselves with a real gun and die wouldn't that be funny sephiroth moment#it's been 20 minutes i gotta stop procrastinating#i can't believe yo*ng she*don ended that's crazy#why did i not include the top of my head in the censoring? top of my hair looks like SHIT#it's been 40 minutes i gotta stop procrastinating BUT I HAVE AN EXCUSE THIS TIME; DISORD!!!!#fuck it we triangle
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This is what you see in your dreams after watching too many scary YouTube videos and eating too much dessert
#electric light orchestra#hugh mcdowell#melvyn gale#jeff lynne#richard tandy#bev bevan#mik kaminski#kelly groucutt#cursed#it’s real weird hours#yes I had to do the Hugh eating photo in the center#him just intensely staring into the camera as he eats his caramel apple just makes my soul want to escape my body#this is the worst thing I have ever created#honestly the only decent one here is kelly#it was literally impossible to find an unflattering cursed image of him since he is so photogenic#so him staring blankly at the camera with the quality being a tad cursed was the closest I can get to#also there’s blurry cryptid mik#and bev smiling disturbingly#and the sad jeff#and Melvyn staring at the camera that that one facial expression#they’re all cursed#also I got richard doing a weird thing with his face#I think he moved his head up to get his hair out of his face during the 1976 concert#anyways it’s lovely#I chose the worst photos of each member and put them together because I thought that was the best idea ever#and it hurts me to look at it#lol I’m too silly#this activated my fight or flight mode
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this was made as a joke for me and @deatheless but i think you guys need to see it too. hope this helps! (template credit.)
#* EDITS.#* RE: MINA.#do not rb unless ur zoe pls#this is both the best and worst thing i have ever made#mina staring directly into the camera is such a mood
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kagami when he wants to have his photo taken and he hasn’t given the action any thought:
kagami when he does not want to have his photo taken and is not happy with this whole thing currently going on:
#official art.#kagami.#please he's so fucking funny in the second one i feel so bad for him#LOOK AT HIM#he's SO STIFF#vs the top one where he's having fun loves his team probably looking at someone he knows and likes behind the camera too#im talking with mars about how kagami would take the worst photos with fans ever
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i'm sorry i'm still on this but yellowjackets in 2 seasons couldn't even do a quarter of what interview with the vampire did in 1. like how the fuck is being nominated for best drama series? it's perfunctory at best!!!
#both shows have flashbacks that recontextualize the present but only 1 succeeds and it's not yellowjackets#i really hate that it's becoming an award show darling bc it's written so sloppily like it feels like there truly is no vision behind it#there's interesting stuff in it to be sure but it almost feels like the writers are afraid of being too crazy#and they keep having the adults make the most narratively BORING decisions i've ever seen in my life#and the worst crime is whenever they have the characters basically look down the barrel of the camera and say exactly what they're feeling#like the scene w shauna and the goat. like how stupid do you think i am? i can't believe this was nominated over iwtv#my posts#.txt
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Ignore the picture quality, this camera sucks ass. But....
Them ❤️
[ Sysmeds/proship DNI ]
#ven.txt#tokyo revengers#tokyo rev#keisuke baji#kazutora hanemiya#figure collecting#I'll attempt to take better pics some day#with better lighting and less blurry feet lol#my last phone's camera was godlike and this one is the worst I've ever had...#this is supposedly a better phone too :/#anyways I'm so glad i have them both now ❤️
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Alisaie SKYROCKETING to the top of the list for best girl
#Somehow the boy just isnt very buoyant… I’m cackling why did the camera do that it’s such a normal moment but the camera angle makes it so#Much funnier#Realest portrayal of a 16 yo girl with a brother I’ve ever seen just constantly shit talking alphi whenever he comes up#I love her. I’m sorry alphi I have a new favorite levellieur sibling (that’s a lie I love them both equally)#Sb has been fun wdym this is the worst expansion this is great lyse and Ali are amazing#But I would like to actually. Yknow. Fight something. Susanoo was cool with the sword but the fight itself was p basic#I wanna fight zenos again can we fight zenos he called me pathetic and now I’m mad t(ಠ益ಠt)#in which nina screams into the void
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Having my driving exam in three hours and oh. My god my body is NOT cooperating with me
Wasn’t able to sleep at all last night, felt awfully nauseous all throughout. I usually wear a little necklace but the mere feeling of something brushing against my throat makes me feel like I’m suffocating right now. Rationally, I know that my hoodie isn’t trying to strangle me, but yeah no, screw rational thinking right now I guess? Sometimes I think my anxiety isn’t that bad and then I end up in a situation like this
#emeto tw#you see the thing is. I normally never have breakfast#If I don’t eat at the exact right times during the day it throws off my whole rhythm and blood sugar#one day I’d like to know what’s up with that but anyway#rationally I know that I should grab a bite to eat and something to drink. but eating in the morning just makes me#feel sick or get heartburn or makes me super fatigued#so I’d rather rawdog this exam hungry than to risk eating the wrong thing and making things worse#but that’s not a very smart idea either for obvious reasons#I’m stuck. and I feel like I’m being strangled#rationally I also know that I have good chances of passing because my worst fault in the last lesson was going above the speed limit for a#couple seconds#I’m shit scared of parking though#I guess I’m lucky because it’s the Tesla and that has a bajillion cameras but still#I’m scared of not remembering where to turn on the lights in that damn thing#or not signaling properly because this dumb thing has the indicator buttons on the fucking steering wheel so help me WE HAVE ROUNDABOUTS HER#have you ever tried pressing the correct button among ten others on a moving object while doing five other things at the same time#yeah anyway. I’m still nauseous but uhhh I guess let’s do this
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I think this place is genuinely the worst work environment of any place I’ve ever worked and assuming I pass the drug test tomorrow I start the new job on the 1st anyways and I think after today I’m just not going back never saying anything to them I’m so fucking done
#we literally aren’t allowed WATER unless on break and in the break room#which mind you we only get an unpaid 15 minute break which walking time taken out is really maybe 10 mins and that’s it#everyone that works there particularly managers are unbelievably demeaning and rude and don’t even do their jobs#to the point I didn’t have an actual nametag till this week when I’ve been there since April#but even beyond that#the worst customers of any job I’ve ever had#the most dog shit fucking people and I’ve only worked customer service I’ve dealt with shitty people#but I get called slurs regularly#people being fucking violent to the point there is always a cop car outside the store#I’ve worked for ableist or transphobic places before as fucked as it is I’m used to that#but they genuinely should not be in business it is disguting the way they treat employees#and most employees also don’t do their jobs either the curtesy clerks always need to be hunted down#cause they’ll sit where there’s no cameras for literal hours to avoid doing their job#but after all this bullshit especially after today#I am not going back to that shit hole and they get no warning either#I’m just not showing up anymore and they can deal with the consequences of treating others less than human#ghost rambles#also I was hired full time like a lot of others#but you’re lucky to get 35 hours more likely to get 30 and never get overtime#because you need 40 hour weeks 8 weeks straight to be considered full time and given benefits#so they do everything they can to not let anyone get benefits#there are people who have been there literal years and never once gotten 40 hours#you can’t even pick up shifts from others if you try to they won’t let you#they don’t even hide why#they will say if you’re ’too close’ to 40 hours you aren’t allowed more
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Shoutout to that day I got into a stranger's car without thinking twice about it.
(I was 18)
#idk how i could be so fearless 💀#not fearless just straight up stupid#like what if i had die#no one would have suspected a thing cuz the security cameras just show an 18yo getting into someone's car by her own will like wdy even do#im not dying without getting my video of Mathew Mackena reacting to rottmnt no context comp#also i was wearing one of my worst outfits that day#if i ever get slay i got to SLAY
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