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i think the best example of my adhd sister versus my autistic self is when she was first given free reign to paint her bedroom, her four walls were hot pink, lime green, neon yellow and grape purple. when our mom asked me what I wanted i said "uh i don't know can you pick me out a warm-toned off-white? a light grey would be fine too"
#technically i also have adhd but she's hyperactive and i'm inattentive lmao#so she gets the superpowers i just get the executive dysfunction#actually autistic#neurodivergent#actually autism#adhd#just autism things#autism memes#just autistic things#autistic memes#adhd memes#audhd
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I decided to go through my old warm-up notebooks from my honours english class and in one of the warm-up prompts, I said I wanted my superpower to be "controlling the effects of [my] puberty," and I'm glad to say that I've gotten that superpower. It took a very long time, but that's a superpower I can check off my list
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#mtf#nonbinary#ngl though i felt my very soul wince while reading some of them (including that)#in my old self's defense: i was incredibly dysphoric and had Many Unresolved Issues#i also wasn't really masking in that class and didn't know i should probably not be honest with my notebook#my teacher said that she'd only grade warm-ups we wanted graded and she'd only *potentially* read others 'for fun'#also i always didn't like the 'what superpower would YOU want?' question because. it just annoyed me to know it's impossible to have#(besides the puberty superpower lmao)#as much as i believe in being kind to your past self/selves that doesn't mean i'm not cringing about it 😭#just so long as you don't turn the cringe into self-hatred i suppose#you cannot hate yourself into being better♡♡#WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED THAT IN ONE OF THE WARM-UPS I WROTE ABOUT A LESBIAN ROBOT#NEVER MIND I'M DONE CRINGING#man i should make that into a proper short story like. what a concept
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This is such a beautiful sentence though and a great compliment
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Doodle from December 29th, 2023
Had the experience of playing Forgotten Land with a 6 year old who wanted to fight the bosses and ONLY the bosses
And while I don't think it's a bad idea to let kids pick which character they want to play as in general, Kirby not only takes more damage comparatively but also resets the entire run if he dies so
let's just say I uh
took one for the team on this one lol
#i think i legitimately became bandana dee in that moment and experienced his version of purgatory#tasked with protecting this superpowered baby who takes you down with him if he dies#i also forgot to switch it off wild mode so rip lmao#i did my best to coach him on the attacks but you can only do so much#the dodge mechanic would have been too much for him i think#doodle#sketch#kirby#bandana dee
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art is dead, bo burnham
#i didn't have 'modern au mike would be a youtuber' on my bingo card#and yet#he's like tinker bell. he needs attention or he dies. it's perfect#manifestation theory#st posting#mike wheeler#stranger things#anyway it's still really funny that everyone gets mad at mike for making his game everyone's business#but will gets mad at mike for NOT doing that#the point is mike not being true to himself#because the queer superpowers allegory (durings aids so mlm = death) is as much a part of him as the actual queerness#but it's also like. okay so will's insane?#'you don't even kill people with irl dnd anymore :('#like. i get the point. changing yourself bad. queer authenticity good. but also LMAO WILL PLS#he's just like me fr#i also support mike in doing what he's doing
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HIII I KNOW. A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ANNIHILATION. PERIPHERALLY. ive seen like part of it but i do NOT remember much. except that its one of the prettiest movies ive ever seen. that being said im so eyes emoji abt ur au..... r there any specific scenes frm the movie ur thinking about?? how would the character dynamics differ from either canon?? etc etc etc!!!
GOD I FUCKING LOOOOOVE ANNIHILATION. ONE OF MY TOP 5 FAVORITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME EVER. yes yes yes yes yes OK. so this is. all encompassing crossover jrwi au which means I'm pulling characters from different campaigns. which. usually im not a huge fan of but i think i pulled it off rlly well in a limited sense here bc i have very specific reasoning behind why i put each character where. u will know at least two of them and they WILL cause you psychic damage so trust me when i say the other ones will too. putting this under a cut bc im gonna ramble
BASICALLYYYYY it's gonna follow the plot of the movie pretty closely just with slightly altered character dynamics + each of their reasons for going into the shimmer. so each person on the Current Team has lost someone on a previous expedition, and basically all of them are trying to find answers for what happened to their loved ones.
im gonna talk mainly about the ones you know because youll understand where I'm coming from the best with them but just know I am OBSESSED w the roles I have put gillion and chip in here. god I miss riptide every day .
DAKOTA COLE AS ANYA. Anya is the retired paramedic !! she's the one that. hold everything. gets killed by the fucked up bear. smile. that was just a fun little coincidence for me . ORIGINALLY I was dead set on having the pd representative be william bc im biased and I love him but after rewatching the movie I just think dakota fits in anyas place so perfectly. she's the most outgoing of the group, she's the one that initially invites Lena to join their team (also side note there is a pre-existing dynamic between dakota and chip because they've had MULTIPLE interactions in various what if crossover episodes and their dynamic is one of my favorite things ever). she's also the most aggressive. she's the first one to snap into action mode after finding the body in the pool, she's the one to take josie away from it and has a very protective stance over josie for the rest of the time after that (this is going to be relevant i am gonna talk about josie next) . once the group starts arguing about whether they want to continue further into the shimmer, anya shifts into a VERY black and white mentality, pinning ventress as The Bad Guy immediately for wanting to continue. and then when Lena shows some hesitancy over what she wants to do, anya snaps into a "youre either with me or against me" mindset. she also has this growing sense of paranoia ever since they find the tape of what appears to be the previous crew killing each other, and after she learns Lena is lying to them about her connection with Kane she goes way overboard with tying them to chairs and threatening to kill them. while i don't think dakota would necessarily go that far I DID say this to jonesy when we were rewatching the movie together so. bfu connecting two dots meme
anyway i think dakota is in the shimmer looking for william AND vyncent. parallels to the "dakota leaves for 10 months without telling them" which is why the three of them would be separated in the first place. william somehow finds out about the southern reach and his draw toward a mystery is what causes him to join the first expedition. vyncent goes with him because he can sense it's dangerous (and basically a suicide mission) and doesn't want william to go alone. I have. ideas. for what happens to them in the shimmer but they are vague at best right now and even then. dakota never finds out what happens to them before he's killed by the bear. the bear uses their voices to draw him out btw. smile. he dies protecting thr rest of the group even immediately after his paranoid breakdown.
OK THAT GOT LONG. OOPS. ONTO THE SECOND ONE
SHILO AS JOSIE. ohhhhh josie radek one of my favorite characters in media of all time. God I love her so much. anyway she's the only one of the current expedition with no previous combat training, so she's often seen by the rest of them as someone who needs to be protected. if I'm remembering correctly she's also the youngest. (in this. au. dakota would be older than shilo. feels better in my mind. none of them would be Kids they'd all be adults at this point but I'd put shilo in early 20s and dakota maybe in mid 20s. so . still young.) shilo is in the shimmer looking for his twin brother who went missing. somehow he was able to track down the southern reach and find out emizel was part of a previous expedition, and desperately wants to get him back. he's the one with the LEAST amount of knowledge going into the shimmer. he doesn't realize it's a suicide mission. he just wants his brother back. anyway when they get to the first outpost they find the remnants of the first team's base of operations, with names on a guard patrol rotation and leftover weapons and. a video camera. with a tape in a plastic bag labeled "for those who follow". josie is the one holding the camera when they watch it. the tape shows members of the previous party in the abandoned pool, one guy tied to a chair while the others cut open his abdomen to show his intestines moving around like snakes or worms. in the movie, the guy who cuts him open is Kane, Lena's husband. the rest of the party doesn't know her connection to kane, and she knows now if she tells them they won't trust her (and is proven correct by this when anya eventually finds out her connection) ANYWAY I'm going off track. sorry this is my favorite scene in the whole movie I get distracted. ANYWAY so when they see this, josie is the most immediately horrified by it because she's the only one who hasn't seen anything as gruesome as that before. for shilo. well. he gets to see the one being cut open is emizel. and then later when they get to the pool and find the body still there (again. josie is the one to find this. she's also the one who reaches down into the old dirty water and accidentally picks up the knife. which was still left in the same place they saw it be dropped in the tape) corpse plastered to the wall by all kinds of multicolored fungus and lichen, I think shilo doesn't immediately break down, he doesn't really. process it right away. I mean it's completely unrecognizable. it's not until he accidentally picks up the knife that it all clicks into place in his mind and he realizes "that thing right there used to be my fucking brother" and completely shuts down. runs out of the complex, dakota has to chase him down because they all know its dangerous to go anywhere alone, etc. after this he loses any sense of purpose, the only reason he came into the shimmer in the first place was to get emizel back and now seeing what happened I think he just gets. hopeless. which is the beginning of the end for him . i haven't decided if his exact death is the same as josies but i want it to be peaceful in the same sort of way. "imagine dying frightened and in pain and having that be the only part of you which survives... i wouldnt like that at all" "ventress wants to face it.. you want to fight it... im not sure i want either of those things...." josie radek i am in love with you. anyway. annihilation pool scene for you because I love this image more than anything
#DEFINITELLYYYYY RECOMMEND WATCHING THE MOVIE AHAIN ITS SO FUCKING GOOD#i have a lot of thoughts about gillion and chips roles as well but you havent listened to riptide yet so it wont hit as hard#also the others for posterity: rand from bitb as sheppard (the first one to die) looking for rolan and kian .#and rumi from apotheosis as ventress (the leader of the party) . i have a lottttt of thoughts about rumi ventress. they mean a lot to me.#especially considering what happens to ventress at the end of the movie. mirrors rumis relationship to godhood really well i think#UGH. fucking obsessed w this au#my freak week post for tomorrow is in fact the pool scene. surprise surprise. where they find the tape#so you get. THREE images. first one is gillion with the knife#second one is emizel being cut open to Worm Guts (the prompt is weird gore. lmao)#and the third one is. shilo and chips different flavors of horrified reactions.#and bc this is an au where there are not. fish people and superpowers and vampires and such#i gave characters like gill and the twins and rumi more human/modern designs. and .#holy shit i popped off with gillions completely by accident#i just kind of. started coloring him and zoned out and then went *squidward voice* oh god hes hot !#so i think i got possessed. actually.#anyway. thank you so much for letting me ramble this has been on my mind ALL afternoon#asks#friends!!!#intertexts#jrwi annihilation
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I know it won't happen because the show is allergic to interesting character dynamics but I think it would be cool if instead of going back to Homelander (who he obviously doesn't feel entirely safe with now), Ryan got one of The Boys out of prison or found Annie and actually had a semi-healthy role model for once in his life
#the boys#the boys season 4 spoilers#the boys tv#the boys amazon#idk which dynamic would be better/funnier#hughie having no idea how to parent a superpowered teenager and just awkwardly bonding with him over his interests#annie or mm actually being good role models for him and showing him genuine care or relatability and understanding#(I dont think Annie would be. yknow. mothering towards him but I do think she'd just tell him straight that his dad(s) sucks LMAO)#or kimiko. who can literally only say no to him and last time he saw her she was like. man i hate having superpowers#this is all assuming that they put the boys in separate prisons and he can only rescue one
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Baz is playing a dangerous game, picking on my favourite colonist. Going to fall to Wookshy's level at this rate. He's lucky Irwin is too mature to start a social fight over this, because I don't favour Baz and his Generic Spear's odds in a match against Irwin and his Super Cool Persona Zeushammer, Xanxalbur.
Also bold to pick on the guy whose hairstyle is closest to looking like your boyfriend's hair. I guess Zonovo is used to being bullied, though, so maybe it wouldn't bother him. Poor kid.
In brighter news, body modder Fafo is having the greatest day of her life ever, so that's nice.
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#rimworld#gracie plays#art#my art#traditional art#rimworld art#unpolished art#Now I don't have to worry about which of Fafo's arms I draw bionic#She just has two#Easy peasy!#I've acquired a bionic tongue and spine too#So if nobody else needs them urgently she can have them as well#I'm curious if there's going to be tension between body purist Debby and body modder Fafo soon#I kind of hope there is#Imagine picking a fight with the crazy lady who has two superpower cyborg arms#I wanna draw it lmao#Anyway have a good day y'all!! <3#The Animist Alliance
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jemily superpowers au for the au game pls!!
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1. JJ has powers based on healing. She's helpful and kind and kind of annoyed that she isn't built to fight and is always left behind
2. Emily's powers are chaotic and volatile. She can teleport, but it's a little painful. Her strongest power is causing people pain from a distance and sometimes she loses focus for a second and kills them. She'd rather not be in the field when she can't control herself.
3. The first time Emily and JJ hold hands, they realize how unwell they've felt until now. JJ always feels like she's bursting with restlessness and the need to be useful and helpful and DO SOMETHING. Emily always feels empty and hollow, like a black hollow sucking light from the room. When they hold hands, the pressure leaves JJ and Emily feels whole.
4. Emily eventually learns that she can take away pain instead of giving it. She also realizes that JJ is helping her be more comfortable with herself, and that's making her more comfortable with her powers. She becomes less volatile.
5. JJ eventually learns that she can make wounds as much as heal them. She becomes a battle healer, fighting alongside her friends and healing them on the fly when they need it instead of waiting until they come back to her.
Send me a potential AU and I’ll tell you five fun facts that would happen in a story
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#fictober24 day one
"That was good work"
original fiction (power payback)
word count: 1405
tw: slight body horror
Chester Holt was so screwed.
It was a cliche to have a crush on your coworker. He knew that, yet Fernando was just… perfect.
Maybe that was extreme. No one was perfect. Yet, he was near perfect. He was handsome, clever, funny, and so nice.
Chester should have known better than to catch feelings. Especially after his incident in high school.
Seeing Fernando was the only reason he didn’t outright hate their weekly team building meetings. Often, the two of them would make snide comments about their boss Jerry. He loved trying to get a glimpse of his slightly crooked smile.
But today, he’d been in charge of running their icebreaker. That always felt disastrous. He would get too nervous, or people wouldn’t be engaged. For once, it went well for him.
As Jerry stepped up to give some vague, inspirational speech, Fernando leaned in. This close, Chester could feel his body heat, warm against the scant inch of his neck exposed by his turtleneck.
“That was good work. You made me not want to pull my hair out,” he said softly. His breath smelled like fresh mint.
He could scarcely breathe as he replied, “Thanks.” He was aware that his cheeks had heated up and hoped his blush wasn’t too obvious.
That certainly made it hard to focus on Jerry’s stupid speech. Seriously, they sold dentistry equipment. They weren’t saving the world.
Chester was feeling uncharacteristically brave as the meeting finally concluded. Before Fernando could go back to his cube, he caught his shoulder in what he hoped was a casual manner.
“Hey. You got any plans tonight?”
“Oh, yeah. My girlfriend wants to check out that new steakhouse that just opened at the Silver Spade, so we’re having dinner there tonight,” Fernando said.
The tight feeling he got in his chest around him seemed to squeeze the air out of his lungs into a single word answer. “Oh.” He coughed, trying to ease the pain. And maybe make this whole thing much less awkward. “That sounds fun. I’ve heard good things about that place… Ace of Steaks?”
“Yeah. It’s real classy. Even though I think Neon Avenue is tacky.” He chuckled. “The things you do for love.”
“Totally.” Chester forced a smile. “Well. Have a good time. I’ll see you around.”
He ducked out of the conference room before Fernando could respond. At first, he was just going to go back to his cube, but thought better and headed to the bathroom instead.
He was a grown man. He was not going to cry over getting his feelings hurt. Except his eyes did feel kinda moist.
God, he was such an idiot. Of course Fernando didn’t have feelings for him. Of course he was straight. Of course he had a girlfriend.
Chester started running the faucet to splash water on his face. But it felt like there was something stuck in his throat.
He cleared his throat, trying to get it out. No dice. Then he dipped his hand under the water and brought it to his throat, trying to suck it down.
As whatever was in his throat sent him into a coughing fit, he leaned against the counter. God, that hurt his chest. Maybe he was coming down with something. He had felt the onset of… something. A bad chest cold, perhaps.
Sickness always hit him hard. After the surgery, they’d told him that expected. His lungs had taken a toll from his burnout. If it got bad, he’d just stop by Urgent Care.
Maybe it was good Fernando had turned him down.
Chester went back to his desk, putting his headset back on. He just had to make it through today.
The rest of the day was slow. He kept his water bottle full and tried to keep his throat hydrated so he didn’t sound too terrible on his calls. It didn’t help much, but it was the thought that counted.
By the time he could clock out, he was thankful. His turtleneck didn’t help the pain in his throat, almost like it was choking him. All he wanted to do was retreat back home.
The universe had other plans.
Fernando leaned into his cube just as he was gathering his stuff. “Hey there.”
“Yo.” His voice was still scratchy, which was uber embarrassing. He shouldn’t have cared. But seeing Fernando sent his heart fluttering again. Or maybe that was just infection setting in.
“Woah. You good?” His eyebrows knit together in concern.
“Yeah. I think I’m just coming down with something.” Chester coughed. “I’ll probably be fine after some sleep and a little chicken noodle soup. The great medicine of Chef Campbell.”
Fernando grinned. “Campbell’s is no miracle cure. Now my abuela’s soup, that’s a surefire thing. The spice will kill that infection better than any antibiotic. I’ll bring some by.”
“Oh, tha-” Suddenly, his throat seized. Chester could barely breathe as he hacked, hiding his face in the elbow of his sweater. “Thanks,” he continued weakly.
“Yeah, you really need some rest,” Fernando said. “Are you gonna be okay to get home?”
“I’m good. Promise.” He smiled up at him.
“Alright.” He started to pull away. “Call me if you need anything. You know, other than soup. Because you’re definitely getting soup.”
“Will do.”
Despite the fact he felt like shit, Chester had a grin on his face the whole drive home. Sure, every step up to his apartment seemed to make his chest seize. Sure, he was struggling to take in a breath as he unlocked the door. But he could sleep that off.
The moment he was inside, he pulled off his turtleneck. Bright City never got cold enough to require such warm clothes, especially when the spring weather was finally starting to defrost. But scarves made him look douche-y.
He knew it was unlikely that Fernando would stop by that night, but he still wanted to look as put together as he could. Chester snagged a clean-ish t-shirt and ducked into the bathroom.
In the mirror, he checked his hair. It wasn’t too bad; taking off the turtleneck had rumpled it in a sorta sexy way. But his eyes dropped to his neck.
The loose collar revealed the top of the long scar that stretched from his Adam’s apple down his chest. There was no way to hide it in this. He sighed.
His fingers traced over the sensitive skin. That surgery had been necessary to save his life. It had also removed the last vestiges of his Talent. God, he didn’t need Fernando knowing. No one at work knew that he’d ever been a Talent, nor that he’d suffered a burnout.
If he was lucky, they never would.
He pressed too hard into his throat and coughed once, before it set him off again. Chester wheezed, and started hacking again. It hurt like hell, like his throat was being torn up from the inside.
As he tried to catch his breath again, he tasted the metallic twinge of blood in his mouth. He spit into the sink, then wiped his mouth.
Maybe Fernando’s abuela’s soup couldn’t fix this one. Especially not when he spotted a touch of unusual color among the red drops in the sink.
Chester picked up the petal from the sink. It was slender, purple - geranium. The edges were starting to wilt.
"No," he breathed out. "No, no."
This wasn't a chest cold. This was something else.
He'd been seventeen, priming to ask his crush to prom. He had put together a grand, floral display.
For the week beforehand, as he waited for his moment, the flowers had stayed vibrant in his room. He'd felt sicker and sicker until the day came. But she had turned him down.
By the time he got home from school, he could barely breathe. The flowers that had been germinating in his lungs were dying - and trying to take him with him.
Chester didn't understand. Dr. Merlo had said that the chances his botanokinesis was still active was low - only five percent. Every attempt he'd made to keep a houseplant alive for the past few years had ended in disappointment. With his Talent, he could have halted their growth. Or at least, he could have tried. She had also warned him that they couldn't remove all the plants, that it would have been too risky.
How long had that chest cold been coming on, again?
#alli writes shit#fictober24#power payback#hanahaki#listen what is the point of having a gore-y superpower system if i can't use it for evil#also. not super canon relevant i'm just playing in the space#my own space. with my own universe. lmao
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Girl i gave my number to is married, another crushing L+Ratio for my willingness to even attempt asking ppl out because this is like the 10th time in a row and its really discouraging like Come ON can't a bitch get a real W that's not painted on a canyon wall so i run into it at 30mph!!!!!
#my stuff#i swear i have the superpower of giving my number to/reaching out to ppl who are either taken or fucking Become So the next day#good for them good for them!!! let me be clear good for them!!#but FUCKS SAKE CAN I NOT EVEN ENTERTAIN THE PROSPECT OF DATING???#IS THERE A SIGN HANGING FROM MY NUTS SAYING PLEASE KICK?!?!#I WAS LITERALLY TELLING MYSELF 'watch her drop she's married in like the second text' and was SHOCKED this did not happen!!!#I HAD A MOMENT OF HOPE LIKE OH? POSSIBLE DATE FOR ERIKA AFTER LIKE 7 YEARS OF GIVING MY NUMBER TO PPL WHO DONT WANT IT???#SIKE LMAO JK BITCH YOU THOUGHT#Im tired. I'm stressed abt finals. I didn't need this.#*deep deep deep sigh*
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10. what is something you want other people to know about your physical disability/disabilities?
15. when and how did you discover the cripple punk movement?
17. when did you start to consider yourself physically disabled?
yay asks
10. Lots of different things I guess but mainly that I don't trust doctors anymore and that doctors do not care about me. That treatment options have ranged from unhelpful to harmful and have been entirely based on a "throw shit at the wall and see what sticks" approach. Like, I shit you not, that is how at least two of my doctors have described it, both of whom gave up after two meds and physical therapy. I cannot really tell you what my disabilities are because my doctors have been even less interested in figuring out what's happening than they are in fixing it. That I am tired of self advocacy because it hasn't gotten me anywhere, and yet my symptoms keep progressing!
15. I encountered cripple punk when I was in high school experiencing my first major pain/fatigue flare. I didn't know what was happening, doctors didn't care, but I saw the cpunk community on tumblr talking about things I was going through and felt a connection to. I didn't join the community because I didn't consider myself disabled at that point. When my flare ended after ~6 months and everyone (including myself) felt like I'd been magically cured, I kind of forgot about the community. When my symptoms came back a little less than two years later, I found that people were still talking about cpunk and as I dealt with coming to terms with disability, it was (and continues to be) a movement that shaped my perspective on how I move through the world.
17. Around 19 years old? Whenever I realized that this time my symptoms weren't magically going away and my movement disorder developed. Might have been sooner if someone had told child me that your back isn't supposed to hurt constantly and that it isn't a fun little superpower to be able to "make yourself feel pain" simply by being aware of a body part.
#I shit you not I thought I had a superpower that other people didn't have#that I could think about my ankle and it would hurt until I was able to stop thinking about it#(and by stop thinking about it I mean get back to a somewhat dissociated state)#(according to my therapist at least lmao)#anyways thank you cripple punk for letting me be the bitter cripple!#and thanks isaac!!!#i like asks they r distracting
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just came out of my therapy appointment having given my therapist detailed new ideas for strategies to try with her other clients
happy to help?!
#storyrambles#lmao every time i leave an appointment with anyone that is supposed to be helping me i somehow... end up having helped them?#i mean it's not like i didn't get the actual therapy so it's not bad. i just find it funny#my superpower is getting and giving help at the same time to trained professionals
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Awww, that’s so cute <33 Bruce teaching him martial arts.
Action Comics #318
#clark kent#i wonder if bruce taught him judo specifically for when clark would have to go back to lexor again#and honestly this story#if it had been bruce in clark's place this story would've been over in 2 panels#because he would've had the common sense to DISGUISE HIMSELF WHEN LANDING ON A PLANET THAT CONSIDERS HIM A CRIMINAL#like none of this would've even happened had it been bruce#but it was funny to watch clark be kinda dumb have to rely on straight up just luck to not end up dead#i really like the idea of clark kinda sucking without his powers#i think it's a good flaw to give him#i like to think villains rather get busted by superman than batman#because superman will have to handle them so fucking gently#like he'll hold them like newborn kittens because if he gets even just a little rought he'll accidentaly kill them#and batman will just beat the shit out of them#like before lex has ever fought batman#he'd laught at joker like 'lmao you got beat by just some human? just some guy? no superpowers?'#and then he gets punched by batman one time#and never wants to step foot into gotham ever again#like 'no thanks i'd rather keep trying to kill this alien with near god like powers than go anywhere near that one emo furry'
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in a world of superheros/villains with superpowers, and if you had a power you'd be forced to be in the hero program (or if you hid it and acted "normal"/became a villain you wouldn't be in it)
a baker with time reversal powers uses them to hide away from people suspecting them and to win baking competitions by seeing which fruits would taste better in their cakes, or to gather information from asking the judges what their favourites are and going back in time so that way they wouldnt find out they cheated
a very famous judge from somewhere on the planet: "wow! all of these fruits taste awesome! how did you find out which fruit would be the sweetest?"
baker, who has done this for years: "well, i guess it was just luck! they don't call me the baker who has the best fruit if they don't /have/ the best fruit!"
#superhero au#i just had a thought in the shower bc of this#creamyduckie talks#baking#writing prompt#superpowers#time reversal powers#well i guess maybe time travel powers ????#depends on what you write it as yk#lowkey thought of karl jacobs from dsmp when i thought of this LMAO#cant get dsmp out of my roots i cant help it its engraved in there#those ctommy vigilante aus also have a chokehold on me
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revisiting some self-insert stuff and boy howdy miyako is getting weird
#accidentally becomes a pick me because she's feeding off the love her fav guys are giving her#i feel like having an empath superpower might spawn some new and very weird addictions#at this point is she even a self insert anymore lmao#🧁.txt
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