#i have pulled ahead

[flock-of-cassowaries]

“You know, I own like twenty-one hundred video games, but you are - by far - the bigger dork.”

[burningcheese-merchant]

Wake up, BurningCheese/GoldenSpice babes, new poorly drawn blorbos just dropped

They look cooler in my head, I swear.

the images didn't show up the first time wtf lol

The kids are finally here, yay. I promised I'd show you them, and I finally stopped being an asshole and followed through. Almost got 200 followers and I'm very grateful for it - really, I'm nobody. I'm just some clown who says dumb stuff and makes dumb memes and writes cringey stories, and yet I convinced almost 200 people to tune in. Thank you all so much, users on here and anons in my inbox alike. As a token of appreciation, you can all endure my rambling about my OCs and witness a person in their early 20s draw like a 12 year old.

The boy is Pepper Jack (or Pepper Jack Cookie). He's the firstborn and older than his sister by a few years. He takes after his mother in a lot of ways, primarily in her appearance (save for nabbing his father's red eyes). He's incredibly bright (and a smartass lol), preferring to think his way out of conflict rather than fight his way out... not that he's above violence at all, if that glaive doesn't give it away lol. He harbors a deep sense of love and loyalty towards his family and his peoples, and carries the weight of his responsibilities and heritage with as much confidence and poise as he can muster. (There are/will be times where he stumbles, of course. He's not perfect. He struggles a lot more than he lets on, really. But he tries his best, for everyone's sake.)

The girl is Matar Paneer (or Matar Paneer Cookie). Again, she's the younger one by a few years. She was all but made in her father's image, save for inheriting her mother's eyes. She's a little firecracker: lively and fun-loving and stubborn as a mule. She doesn't ask "can I have/do this thing", she tells you "I'm going to have/do this thing". Golden is proud as anything to see her daughter be so greedy... until that greed comes into conflict with her and Spice's authority lol. But she's a good kid, despite being such a handful. She has an enormous heart and is not afraid to stand up for others/what's right, and she loves her parents and brother more than anything in the world. She might doubt her own capabilities, she might secretly fear that she's not strong enough to do what she needs to... but she keeps pushing anyway, because she'd honestly choose death over quitting.

Your eyes are not deceiving you, Pepper Jack's wings are blue lol. There's an actual reason for that. And that USO (Unidentified Sitting Object) in Matar Paneer's hair is a lotus (the cheese one in the GCK decor set lol). There's a reason for that, too. I thought it would be cool to give Jack a glaive and swap out the normal blade for that of a khopesh sword (glaives are not Egyptian, they only saw use in Asia and Europe, but I just HAD to give him a glaive), to add that Egyptian touch. Paneer's supposed to be wearing a pattu pavadai, it's a traditional Indian dress for young girls. It's a blouse plus a skirt. She's holding katar, Indian knives (Cilantro Cobra has them, too). And her hair's supposed to be in a low ponytail.

Merchant thinks that if they explain what their terrible drawings are supposed to convey, people will understand their intended vision and the pain will stop

I sat down and did research into both Egyptian and Hindu mythology for the sake of drawing inspiration for them both. I'll explain in detail in another post, but basically: both of them take after one Egyptian god and one Hindu god each. Golden takes after Ra and Spice takes after Shiva, so I figured I'd follow along that line.

Please flood my inbox with questions about them now. I've really been dying to talk about them for ages now. I've drafted extensive character sheets for them both, I even made up in-game descriptions for them lol. They're my little fankid blorbos and I love them :') I hope you all come to love them, too

(Also, I'm sorry they're on lined paper. I'm visiting family rn and that's the only paper my grandmother has in her house. I'd have to drive to a stationery to get printer paper and I'd really rather not drive in this particular country lol (shit roads, even shittier drivers). I'll doodle them on printer paper whenever somebody remembers to bring me some)

[respectthepetty]

This is too much blue for a lying scheming man

But I guess it reached its targeted audience

I don't know what to do with this.

[kingofanemptyworld]

It’s official! Based on the results of my recent polls, the hottest version of Ichigo (according to Grimmjow) and the hottest version of Grimmjow (according to Ichigo) are…

*drumroll*

Hybrid Ichigo and TYBW Grimmjow!

Convenient they’re in the same arc lmao

[boringwomanwithabook]

(⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

[hallowclave]

What a whimsical looking young man I wonder if he has received any job offers recently

Original photo

[kane-turu]

ISOLDE THE WOMAN YOURE-

[waitineedaname]

do any femmes follow me. can you guys help me come up with mobei-jun's outfit

[lemongogo]

do i finish dunmesh tn ..

[puppyeared]

Jitterbug

[jacquiarno]

It’s Bisexuality Visibility Month (also Suicide Awareness Month), and the biphobia has been constant and intense, even in our own bi spaces, mostly from fellow LGBTQIA+ people.

Bi women have been told they are tainted for being with men, that we are dirty and dick obsessed. We’ve been told we are perverted fetishists by both cis and trans lesbians, with even gay men joining in on the insults, with one even threatening violence towards bi women if they come near lesbians. We even got told we deserve to be abused, raped, and murdered by our male partners because that’s what we deserve for dating men.

Bi men are being accused again for being HIV carriers, with gay men saying they are only good for sex because they will end up leaving them for women. One trans man said he would kill himself if a man started dating a woman after him, not leave him for one but just start dating again and that person being a woman.

I haven’t seen insults directly about non-binary bisexuals, but I’m sure there would be and a lot of hate lumps us all together. All this hates stings me but I can’t imagine the pain of all this for non-binary, trans women, and trans men dealing with it all, and it makes me so disappointed and angry that fellow trans people in this community are hurting them.

Pride Month a lesbian wrote “I wish god would eradicate all the bisexuals” while another wrote “For Pride Month let all the bi people disappear” with both having thousands of likes and comments agreeing. Now during Bi Visibility Month, a non-binary lesbian with feminist in their profile posted “Happy bi visibility month, I hope they find a cure soon 💖”. While continuing to mock us after.

Our allies and so-called LGBTQIA+ advocates have been silent and have even participated in bierasure, laughing at us when we point it out, saying “It’s not that serious.” “Lol the bis are getting upset over nothing again”. Only the bisexual advocates and pages have spoken out against the hate.

The B in LGBTQIA+ is suppose to be for bisexual but this community says and treats us as awfully as the bigots do to all of us. Bisexual is the sexuality that is attracted to two or more genders, that we have the ability to love anyone regardless of their gender. But we’re treated as greedy, perverted, hyper sexual, unfaithful, which from bigots you understand and usually brush off, but from those within the community who go through similar prejudice and should understand, sharing the same ignorant mindset.

These spaces are suppose to be our safe havens as well, but are just as dangerous. We try making our own spaces and even that is invaded by these people, we are beyond exhausted. We need the other members of the community that aren’t biphobic to speak out more and shut these people and this hate down. Because the lack of empathy from this community is frightening and all this in-fighting will allow the bigots to pick us a part more easily.

[bluejaybytes]

SURVIVED MY SCARY TASK !!!! IT WENT WELL !!!!!!!! ALSO I SAW A BEAR

[eisthenameofme]

love when it gets to the point of The Discourse where i feel the need to key word search otherwise chill people's blogs for rampant bigotry before following them. Like this isn't exactly what happened with 'ace discourse'

[spitedemon]

we all have very fond memories of bioware games, and i like to think most of us here are better people than the average r/gaming user who thinks bioware deserves to be shut down and all the devs deserve to lose their jobs, so i understand freaking out about the future of bioware and staring at red-string theories as to where such and such went wrong during veilguard’s development and who is at fault and why we wound up with the game we did. but really, at the end of the day, we are not going to know the full story of this game’s development and i think it’s unnecessary to lose sleep over it. odds are this is just a “typical” industry story of corporate greed and awful mismanagement. bioware has been hampered by bad decision-making and crunch culture for years, and EA is a corporate cesspool that moves where the money goes. when thinking on veilguard’s end result i’m choosing to go with the simplest explanation with an easy logic to follow: EA wanted DA4 to be a live service game because live service games were big. then anthem flopped hard and star wars jedi: fallen order was a surprise single-player success and bioware used these facts as leverage to finally pivot DA4 back to a single-player title. and what we wound up with in the end was a lot of scrapped ideas and cobbled-together leftovers from the game’s previous iterations. it is a game that many fans find messy and lackluster because the development cycle itself was messy and stressful and desperate.

and while i’m thinking about it: i do not like the veilguard, but i do think it is a very impressive feat for bioware as a studio. i think it is a fucking miracle that this game exists at all, and that it works. i think that while the writing wasn’t to my tastes, the developers wanted it to be to my tastes. they wanted to make a dragon age game that people would enjoy. the average dev at bioware, not weirdo higher-ups, knows where the studio’s strengths lie and they want to lean into them. i’m tempering my expectations for mass effect 5 but if the dev cycle for that game is smooth sailing compared to veilguard, i think we could wind up with something pretty damn good. knock on wood

[carnivalls]

tell me why my white ass is in the airport like 4 hours early. anyway. juve's mom probably cheated on her dad and hess might have accidentally killed her mom via burning her from the inside out and eliciting a hasty c-section 👎

[altruistic-meme]

my job is gonna make me buy a watch isn't it 😭