#i have not pooped my pants!!!
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by this i mean not as a baby/toddler/non-potty trained individual
#despite my extensive issues#i have not pooped my pants!!!#but the amount of close calls...#one had me pooping in a haunted church#polls#my polls#poop talks
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On today's episode of Holy Shit My Childhood Was Not Normal:
Kurtis Conner being thrown off by the girls'/boys' bibles with the random "Dream Girl" and "Grossology" passages and shit like that in them
#I didn't have that exact one but I had a girls' bible with the lil dream girl passages in them#mine was purple and green#There was a specific one I read over and over because it was about thinking about your best friend#and I thought about my best friend that way#except it wasn't actually in a friend way I flat out just had a crush on them lol#I later went on to id as a lesbian and that specific story made helped me realize it#so maybe that bible was good for something#I'm now a lil bi boy who might be ace but still#Im 21 now actually Im a Man in the U.S. /j#it's just#always so funny watching people remind me that I grew up Not Normally#like I genuinely got so into reading those lil bible dream girl passages#but I also preferred the gross out shit of the boys' one#cause I was one of those cartoon network poop fart joke funny tweenagers#I loved gaming stunts and all things gross or whatever#I wasn't allowed to actually do that because I was a lil lady so I enjoy it now#I tell people I'm going to shit their pants if they don't leave me alone and think I'm the funniest human alive#anyways go watch kurtis's new video about gendered products it's good#ex christian#religious trauma
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Henlo so good to see Hogwarts Legacy content! Do you perhaps do art commissions?
-Fynn
Hi!! I'm glad you like it!! Also I do take art comissions, but unfortunately, as of right now, I'm not 😔😔 I've just been a tad bit busy lately,,, I may open them up later though!! Thanks for the ask!
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So i just opened my freezer and had a heart attack cause WHAT IN A HORROR MOVIE IS GOING ON WITH MY ICE
Then i remembered that i had a red soda in freezer for a while yesterday and it must have leaked
#moomin pop almost made me poop my pants#i have seen too many horror movies and true crime stuff#horror#horror movies
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New Stray Kids comeback, you probably don't know what that means!
Part one of memes made from @ao3-crack posts+the first skz five star photoshoot!
#stray kids#skz#skz stay#bystay#skz edits#skz memes#skz 5 star#skz five star#hi chris how ya doin#am i diagnosing anybody? no. i aint a psychiatrist.#but would my reaction to one of yall saying you WERE diagnosed with ADHD/ASD be a surprised Pikachu face? absofreakinglutely#also why does minho have two sets of belt loops on his pants. that disturbs me.#appreciate my obscure references people#and if anyone takes issue with my censorship#1) it's my post and i do what i want and 2) chalk it up to me wanting to be able to show my little brother who's also a stay#and also 3) i just dont like to swear :p#plus doesn't it add an extra element of humor to see a poop emoji instead of a lil sweary swear#im so mature im so mature#round twooo coming soooooon#i still say hoshi's just influencing everyone now apparently pfft
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hey i just submitted my application for a job at a media company that i really really like and i really really want it but i’m probably not gonna get it so i’m gonna be so stressed until they email back
#this is btw the first time i actually applied for a job#all my other jobs i got through friends or family member#so i’m about to poop my pants#i’m scared#what if i did it wrong#i didn’t do it wrong#i was preparing it for like two weeks#also i made a kinda bold move#i edited my cv to have the same colour scheme as the ad for the job#but now i think it might have been a little too much#we’ll see i guess
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i think one of the funniest things about a child being raised in a place where people dont care about cussing too much is just. sometimes theyll say some REALLY funny shit and you Cant Laugh.
#we dont walk around words. you dont have a wee wee. you have a dick. a penis even. you dont pee. you PISS. you dont poop. you SHIT.#plus like. of course he knows what pussy is. he knows boobs. he showers with his mom and she calls it her pussy. he knows periods. he knows#plus instead of telling him to righten his pants we say 'i can see your dick/ass' so. obviously that was gonna backfire#n e ways my brother yelled 'I CAN SEE YOUR PUSSY' today while we were playing and i LOST EVERYTHING IN THAT MOMENTS#floored. just rightened my shorts and that was it. it was so fucking funny#were wayyyyyyyyyyyy too casual about things here in my family. i think if people came here and saw it theyd go insane#i grew up with my cousin and his grandma taught me great word combinations and many uses for the word whore!#we all simply abstain from cussing in front of our parents until were like 12 or so. but we know all of them words.#i was raised in the same environment along with all my cousins and now my brother too.#except. with the eventual accidental post shower grandpa penis peek. he gets to be without it. lucky.
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carrying last night’s impeccable janine and gregory energy into chenford’s v day on next tuesday ITS GOING TO BE SO GOOD
#like i’m going to poop my pants#i’m so fucking excited#a FIGHT???#yes please bring it on#i’ll have some dessert with that too if you don’t mind#the rookie#chenford#lucy chen#tim bradford#melissa o’neil#eric winter#tim x lucy#i love them#the rookie season 5#janine teagues#gregory eddie#janine x gregory#abbott elementary#EEEEEK#HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO MY FAVE CURRENT SHIPS#thank you for the edit#the weeks all bleed together
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i have to learn to sing 15 songs in the next month. lord save me
#epcot candlelight core#ive been looping o come all ye faithful and im losing it#(im actually super duper excited for candlelight but like. augh.)#i have three shows in the next month and a half are you pooping my pants right now#excuse my language. im trying to swear less so i'll be using sillier replacements#lillyb shut up please
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one thing about me is i will always start talking about the current state of my bowel movements before realizing that’s not a socially acceptable coversation topic
#always say “sorry guys i feel like im bout to shit my pants from eating that cheese yall have fun”#and then im like#“sorry i prob should not have said that based on the way yall are staring at me”#i have said “cant eat anything sweet rn or i will throw up right here and now lol!!” on multiple occasions#like sorry for being open with you i guess 🙄#maybe YOU should be more comfortable with poop talk hm 🤨 not very progressive of you…
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#my roommates like what if I smelled like shit. like literal human shit. what if it smelled like I shit my pants like literally.#god I feel so bad. like I feel HORRIBLE but god she stinks so bad rn I may actually have to leave the room#how is it even possible to smell like poop so much I can smell it very strongly from across the room#and it was like. spontaneous too. like she’s been in the room for like fifteen minutes and she JUST started smelling like shit.
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i would rather NOT????
#I JUST POOPED MY PANTS#what the fuck#sims 4#NONSIMS#CC HORROR#WHY??#IEXCUSE ME?/ds????#yall i think i just almost got bamboozled#the sims 4 cartier isnt worth having my identity stolen#WHY WAS IT A .EXE#HELPPP
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lmao tmi in the tags
#folks we sadly must rest the days since i last pooped my pants counter 😔😔😔#we'd been approaching 2 decades since the last incident but have been bested by a turkey sandwich :(#days since we last pissed ourselves is still going strong at 14 years#tmi#cw bodily fluids#?
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Analog horror clickbaiters be like: These Tapes Will HAUNT You... The tapes in question: mild and boring or either full of jumpscares
#from another realm ━ (ooc)#stares into the horizon. where will something like GREYLOCK come out once again.........#god that one truly made me poop my fucking pants#i remember last summer staying up all night shaking and sweating covered from head to toe bc of the nightmare-ish faces#of the disfigured workers#and the concept of it was really interesting too!#taking a small break from drafts btw i say after doing just one (i have more loaded in)#(expecially terios one. be on your toes)
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finished the first day of testing today. three more to go!!!!!!!!!!!! yay! i am definitely so thrilled and excited!!!!!👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
#BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#i wsnt to die.#not to mention my english teacher IS STILL GIVING US SO MICH HW#i have to qrite like 2 front and back pages tonight by HAND because we cant do it digital which is just so stinky.#i hope he poops his pants
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I have been on a Willy Wonkified journey today and I need y'all to come with me
It started so innocently. Scrolling Google News I come across this article on Ars Technica:
At first glance I thought what happened was parents saw AI-generated images of an event their kids were at and became concerned, then realized it was fake. The reality? Oh so much better.
On Saturday, event organizers shut down a Glasgow-based "Willy's Chocolate Experience" after customers complained that the unofficial Wonka-inspired event, which took place in a sparsely decorated venue, did not match the lush AI-generated images listed on its official website.... According to Sky News, police were called to the event, and "advice was given."
Thing is, the people who paid to go were obviously not expecting exactly this:
But I can see how they'd be a bit pissed upon arriving to this:
It gets worse.
"Tempest, how could it possibly--"
source of this video that also includes this charming description:
Made up a villain called The Unknown — 'an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls'
There is already a meme.
Oh yes, the Wish.com Oompa Loompa:
Who has already done an interview!
As bad (and hilarious) as this all is, I got curious about the company that put on this event. Did they somehow overreach? Did the actors they hired back out at the last minute? (Or after they saw the script...) Oddly enough, it doesn't seem so!
Given what I found when poking around I'm legit surprised there was an event at all. Cuz this outfit seems to be 100% a scam.
The website for this specific event is here and it has many AI generated images on it, as stated. I don't think anyone who bought tickets looked very closely at these images, otherwise they might have been concerned about how much Catgacating their children would be exposed to.
Yes, Catgacating. You know, CATgacating!
I personally don't think anyone should serve exarserdray flavored lollipops in public spaces given how many people are allergic to it. And the sweet teats might not have been age appropriate.
Though the Twilight Tunnel looks pretty cool:
I'm not sure that Dim Tight Twdrding is safe. I've also been warned that Vivue Sounds are in that weird frequency range that makes you poop your pants upon hearing them.
Yes, Virginia, these folks used an AI image generator for everything on the website and used Chat GPT for some of the text! From the FAQ:
Q: I cannot go on the available days. Will you have more dates in the future? A: Should there be capacity when you arrive, then you will be able to enter without any problems. In the event that this is not the case, we may ask you to wait a bit.
Fear not, for this question is asked again a few lines down and the answer makes more sense.
Curious about the events company behind this disaster, I took myself over to the homepage of House of Illuminati and I was not disappointed.
I would 100% trust these people to plan my wedding.
This abomination of a website is a badly edited WordPress blog filled with AI art and just enough blog posts to make the casual viewer think that it's a legit business for about 0.0004 seconds.
Their attention to detail is stunning, from how they left up the default first post every WP blog gets to how they didn't bother changing the name on several images, thus revealing where they came from. Like this one:
With the lovely and compact filename "DALL·E-2024-01-30-09.50.54-Imagine-a-scene-where-fantasy-and-reality-merge-seamlessly.-In-the-foreground-a-grand-interactive-gala-is-taking-place-filled-with-elegant-guests-i.png"
"Concept.png" came from the same AI generator that gets text almost, but not quiiiiiite right:
There are a suspicious number of .webp images in the uploads, which makes me think they either stole them from other sites where AI "art" was uploaded or they didn't want to pay for the hi-res versions of some and just grabbed the preview image.
The real fun came when I noticed this filename: Before-and-After-Eventologists-Transformation-Edgbaston-Cricket-Ground-1024x1024-1.jpg and decided to do a Google image search. Friends, you will be shocked to hear that the image in question, found on this post touting how they can transform a boring warehouse into a fun event space, was stolen from this actual event planner.
Even better, this weirdly grainy image?
From a post that claims to be about the preparations for a "Willy Wonka" experience (we'll get to this in a minute), is not only NOT an actual image of anyone preparing anything for Illuminati's event, it is stolen from a YouTube thumbnail that's been chopped to remove the name of the company that actually made this. Here's the video.
If you actually read the blog posts they're all copypasta or some AI generated crap. To the point where this seems like not a real business at all. There's very specific business information at the bottom, but nothing else seems real.
As I said, I'm kinda surprised they put on an event at all. This has, "And then they ran off with all our money!" written all over it. I'm perplexed.
And also wondering when the copyright lawyers are gonna start calling, because...
This post explicitly says they're putting together a "Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory Experience" complete with golden tickets.
Somewhere along the line someone must have wised up, because the actual event was called "Willys Chocolate Experience" (note the lack of apostrophe) and the script they handed to the actors about 10 minutes before they were supposed to "perform" was about a "Willy McDuff" and his chocolate factory.
As I was going through this madness with friends in a chat, one pointed out that it took very little prompting to get the free Chat GPT to spit out an event description and such very similar to all this while avoiding copyrighted phrases. But he couldn't figure out where the McDuff came from since it wasn't the type of thing GPT would usually spit out...
Until he altered the prompt to include it would be happening in Glasgow, Scotland.
You cannot make this stuff up.
But truly, honestly, I do not even understand why they didn't take the money and run. Clearly this was all set up to be a scam. A lazy, AI generated scam.
Everything from the website to the event images to the copy to the "script" to the names of things was either stolen or AI generated (aka stolen). Hell, I'd be looking for some poor Japanese visitor wandering the streets of Glasgow, confused, after being jacked for his mascot costume.
HE LIVES IN THE WALLS, Y'ALL.
#long post#Willy Wonka#Wonka#Willy Wonka Experience#Willy Wonka Experience disaster#Willy's Chocolate Experience#Willys Chocolate Experience#THE UNKNOWN#Wish.com Oompa Loompa#House of Illuminati#AI#ai generated
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