#except. with the eventual accidental post shower grandpa penis peek. he gets to be without it. lucky.
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i think one of the funniest things about a child being raised in a place where people dont care about cussing too much is just. sometimes theyll say some REALLY funny shit and you Cant Laugh.
#we dont walk around words. you dont have a wee wee. you have a dick. a penis even. you dont pee. you PISS. you dont poop. you SHIT.#plus like. of course he knows what pussy is. he knows boobs. he showers with his mom and she calls it her pussy. he knows periods. he knows#plus instead of telling him to righten his pants we say 'i can see your dick/ass' so. obviously that was gonna backfire#n e ways my brother yelled 'I CAN SEE YOUR PUSSY' today while we were playing and i LOST EVERYTHING IN THAT MOMENTS#floored. just rightened my shorts and that was it. it was so fucking funny#were wayyyyyyyyyyyy too casual about things here in my family. i think if people came here and saw it theyd go insane#i grew up with my cousin and his grandma taught me great word combinations and many uses for the word whore!#we all simply abstain from cussing in front of our parents until were like 12 or so. but we know all of them words.#i was raised in the same environment along with all my cousins and now my brother too.#except. with the eventual accidental post shower grandpa penis peek. he gets to be without it. lucky.
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