#i have never understood this
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gracegrove · 1 year ago
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Why do men think flashing their abs (not even full tits) is going to convince you to sleep with them?
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krawdad · 2 years ago
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Why would you boil the hotdog that doesn't make any goddamn sense
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neopianbazaar · 3 years ago
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hey why do people put pictures of them bleeding or their broken bones or deep cuts on donation posts without a keep reading that does not really seem like the best way to get people to share your post.
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If I were being chased by the possessed corpses of a number of former murderers because my friend had just disturbed the body of a witch, I would simply not be horny.  RIP to the Fear Street kids but I’m different.
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lz-01 · 4 years ago
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there’s this whole segment of thirst culture that’s dedicated to the white male equivalent of ‘but-her-face’s -- guys who are ripped and physically pleasing below the neck but their faces are only like eeeeh ok
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dirt-grub · 4 years ago
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whats with math teachers and giving you the most dyslexia unfriendly schedules/worksheets known to mankind 
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themurphyzone · 4 years ago
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So was all the dude surfer radical cool guy slang of the 90s actually a thing or was that just how older generations thought kids and teens talked back then
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arathergrimreaper · 4 years ago
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I'm sorry but...
where does Spiderman get his webbing from? Like, it's biologically his webbing, right? And he puts it in dispensers?
Where does it come from though???
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falaipisupo · 5 years ago
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why tf do american dorms have two people in a room that sounds like a nightmare smh that’s a prison cell man
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softrosyqueen · 6 years ago
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like do people rly have nothing better to do than complain about some actress you don’t know AT ALL dating some celebrity You Also Don’t Know At All like ... what is the point?
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ub-sessed · 7 years ago
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But... spindles aren't pointy.
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sgt-paul · 7 years ago
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why are marching band au’s so popular like?? what’s so exciting in them?
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starryiedd · 7 years ago
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Just out of curiosity but like. Why do people STILL get their significant other's name tattooed onto their fucking body I don't get it like good god y'all c'mon Bc a) like. Who allowed this. I KNOW you told someone you were planning this why didn't they tell you what a dumbass idea that is And b) you know what??? You wanna profess your eternal romantic love for someone?? Fine!! Cool, whatever, that's great, but there's literally a billion ways to do that that are BETTER AND MORE PROFOUND THAN THEIR FUCKING NAME Get their favorite flower!!! Pick one word that describes how you feel about them and ask them to write it down and PUT IT ON YOUR BODY Tldr: please don't get a tattoo of your so's name. please
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x-h3kk3ning-x · 7 years ago
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I have been reminded that french kissing is a THING. It is a thing that PEOPLE DO. That I have done. People shove their tongues in each others mouths and just LICK EACH OTHERS TONGUES. It is a thing. IT Is a tHIng. I don't understand. People everyday, do this. Lick each others tongues to show affection. Why?????
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geek-royalty · 8 years ago
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Just to think that over the course of the show we had Sherlock in nothing more than a bedsheet, and topless while being tortured, but John ‘Three Continents’ Watson, with his shirts buttoned so high, and tees hidden under robes and shirts so chastely it’d put a priest to shame…what a waste 😔
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clownmoontoon · 8 years ago
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why are cars built w the ability to go speeds they can never legally go???
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