#i have never understood this
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Why do men think flashing their abs (not even full tits) is going to convince you to sleep with them?
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Why would you boil the hotdog that doesn't make any goddamn sense
#it makes them mushy and the flavor goes into the water#just cook them in the empty pan it would taste better#i have never understood this
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hey why do people put pictures of them bleeding or their broken bones or deep cuts on donation posts without a keep reading that does not really seem like the best way to get people to share your post.
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If I were being chased by the possessed corpses of a number of former murderers because my friend had just disturbed the body of a witch, I would simply not be horny. RIP to the Fear Street kids but I’m different.
#fear street#fear street part 1#I Have Never Understood This#also I'm sorry about this I just am very annoyed
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there’s this whole segment of thirst culture that’s dedicated to the white male equivalent of ‘but-her-face’s -- guys who are ripped and physically pleasing below the neck but their faces are only like eeeeh ok
#i have never understood this#i'm baffled by it even#i've got nothing insightful to add to this either#i just needed it stated that this is a thing i'm confused by
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whats with math teachers and giving you the most dyslexia unfriendly schedules/worksheets known to mankind
#i have never understood this#like it just felt like it made sense that the universe would punish me by making my hardest class even more incomprehensible#but its so much of a trend like??? why???#ive NEVER had a math teacher in my life who has handed me a piece of paper that is easy to read and comprehend#like its not just the work its the schedules n shit too so i know its not just me being bad at math#wtf dawg why#connor talks#anyone else get that?????
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So was all the dude surfer radical cool guy slang of the 90s actually a thing or was that just how older generations thought kids and teens talked back then
#i have never understood this#also bear with me about the dude surfer radical cool guy slang phrase#i don't know if there's actually a word for it beyond totally radical on tvtropes
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I'm sorry but...
where does Spiderman get his webbing from? Like, it's biologically his webbing, right? And he puts it in dispensers?
Where does it come from though???
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why tf do american dorms have two people in a room that sounds like a nightmare smh that’s a prison cell man
#i have never understood this#it seems like no other countries do that?? i haven't heard of it anywhere else??#when i say prison cell i mean these both sound like inhumane environments
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like do people rly have nothing better to do than complain about some actress you don’t know AT ALL dating some celebrity You Also Don’t Know At All like ... what is the point?
#WHAT IS THE POINT??????????#I have never understood this#and ive seen people get mad at other women too#for being with famous men#AND IT’S ALWAYS THE WOMAN THAT GETS SHIT ON#AHHHHHHH#im so tired
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But... spindles aren't pointy.
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why are marching band au’s so popular like?? what’s so exciting in them?
#i have never understood this#you could write thousands of au's#and you choose a marching band?#why would you do that#lol#r
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Just out of curiosity but like. Why do people STILL get their significant other's name tattooed onto their fucking body I don't get it like good god y'all c'mon Bc a) like. Who allowed this. I KNOW you told someone you were planning this why didn't they tell you what a dumbass idea that is And b) you know what??? You wanna profess your eternal romantic love for someone?? Fine!! Cool, whatever, that's great, but there's literally a billion ways to do that that are BETTER AND MORE PROFOUND THAN THEIR FUCKING NAME Get their favorite flower!!! Pick one word that describes how you feel about them and ask them to write it down and PUT IT ON YOUR BODY Tldr: please don't get a tattoo of your so's name. please
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I have been reminded that french kissing is a THING. It is a thing that PEOPLE DO. That I have done. People shove their tongues in each others mouths and just LICK EACH OTHERS TONGUES. It is a thing. IT Is a tHIng. I don't understand. People everyday, do this. Lick each others tongues to show affection. Why?????
#i have never understood this#even when i did it#i didnt get it#like#its just spit#more spit#wtf#also why do artists always describe people as having a taste#it TASTES LIKE SPIT#IT IS A MOUTH#how can you miss a taste that you taste DAILY#WHAT????
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Just to think that over the course of the show we had Sherlock in nothing more than a bedsheet, and topless while being tortured, but John ‘Three Continents’ Watson, with his shirts buttoned so high, and tees hidden under robes and shirts so chastely it’d put a priest to shame…what a waste 😔
#random thoughts#sherlock stuff#john watson#i have never understood this#esp now we've seen martin in startup in more relaxed states of dress#even from a character perspective idk
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why are cars built w the ability to go speeds they can never legally go???
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