#i have blinkers on and they only help me focus on Ace l ul

[xamaxenta]

I like smoker ace ONLY when it is smoker realizing he’s gay because of this annoying fucking pirate cowboy and not knowing what to do about it. He’s still trying to arrest ace and will never do anything about his stupid ust crush but he’s trying so hard not to stare at aces tits and is stressing at night about how he CANT find this guy hot he’s a pirate! (He doesn’t even care about the gay thing it’s just a new bit of info about himself his issue is entirely the pirate thing) smokerace is good only if smoker is a mess and it’s entirely one sided and will never be acted on but raises smokers blood pressure to startling levels.

I just can’t decide if it’s better if ace has no clue while everyone else can tell smoker is internally falling appart over this or if he knows and is nothing more then vaguely amused but ultimately apathetic. Like he’s aware but does not care while smokers life is being ruined by him just existing.

Consider onesided marine au smokerace but Ace defects and still joins the wbp and ends up with fucking marco the fucking damn blue chicken and Smoker is like real bitter