#i have been listening to ultra c ALL DAY

[hypogryffin]

WHAT I WANNA TOOUUUCH DOWN 燃やせ　革命　アップデート hey!

[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

Vampire girlfriend

Summary: You're a vampire, you're in the avengers compound as a villain prisoner, luckily you have someone to keep you company, Wanda is completely infatuated by you and you just can't deny her, especially her delicious blood

Words: 1,525

Warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI, blood drinking, Wanda being protective, Nat being a bit of a bitch tbh, innuendos, mention of smut lmk if I missed anything

A/N: I wrote this in half an hour because why not? I guess

A/N: This Wanda is age of ultra Wanda so like emo dirtbag Wanda with slight anger issues

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"Y/n? Where are you?" Wanda snuck into your room after hours so no one could see, with you being a prisoner and all Tony wasn't keen on Wanda coming to see you, but that didn't stop the witch

"Why are the lights off?"

A pair of hands wound themselves around her body from behind and pulled her back into them "hey gorgeous girl, did you sneak away to come and see me again?" Your voice was low and close to her ear giving it a nip that surprised her

"I missed you" she whispered letting herself relax into your arms "I know honey I know, a shame Tony was being a dick and wouldn't let you see me today, I wore something I wanted you to see" Wanda spun around in your hold kissing you softly not wanting to do more since the guards were doing their rounds and you were both sure they wouldn't want to hear any noises coming from down here

"What did you wear?" You were in your pyjamas now so she was sure you weren't talking about them, but she thought you looked sexy in anything so it didn't matter.

"Something red, something skimpy, something that shows off the marks you left on my thighs when I pounded so hard into you and you needed something to hold onto"

Wanda's hands gripped your shoulders, there was a small light that showed your face holding a smirk and your eyes on her neck "can I have a drink?" You asked and Wanda nodded "please, my neck has been tingling all day for you"

You laughed "awh honey don't worry I'll take care of your tingles" you lent down to her neck kissing and licking the two bites marks already there "don't tease" she breathed out and you chuckled "I'll tease you as much as I want detka, you have no power over me here"

Without another word your fangs pierced her skin sucking the sweet sweet blood from her neck feeling it go down smooth down your throat

"Fuck, hold on Y/n too much" Wanda weakly tried pushing you away but you growled holding her tighter refusing to let go, when you did finally stop Wanda was nearly limp in your hold "sorry baby I got carried away" you whispered leading her to the bed and laying her down grabbing the covers to warm her cold back up

"C-cold" she groaned and you kissed her forehead "rest princess, thank you for letting me drink from you"

She hummed in response pulling the blanket close to her body "its kay"

You lay down with her pulling her close kissing her shoulder "ty moya navsegda krasivaya devushka"

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"......You went to see her again didn't you?" The team were in a meeting the next morning but Wanda wasn't paying attention, not really, she just kept thinking of when she'd go and see you again

"Don't start Nat, you don't know her like I do" she snapped back at the redhead in a whisper "Wanda I'm just concerned, she's a dangerous vampire and a known manipulator, she could be in your mind"

Wanda couldn't help but let out a laugh earning a glare from Steve to which she apologised looking back at Nat "I'm a powerful witch Nat, if anything I'm in her mind and her mind is a wonderful, erotic place"

Nat dropped it and both women carried on with the meeting but of course Wanda wasn't listening, she was just so excited to go back to you

"....and the vampire will accompany us but we need a volunteer to escort her" Wanda was too late listening when she realised what Steve said, she put her hand up but another shot up first, Nat, why did she want to take you on the mission?

"Thank you Nat for volunteering, here's hoping it all goes well, you can go down after the meeting to tell her about the mission"

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You had your eyes closed enjoying the silence until your door slammed open jumping you awake seeing Wanda storm in looking angry, you did like an angry Wanda "I hate her so much!"

She sat down on the bed closing her eyes and trying to calm down, you were very intrigued "are you okay moya krasavitsa?"

She sat up suddenly and straddled you kissing you hard, not that you were complaining at all, every time she was angry you reaped the rewards and it was always amazing

The door opened and your least favourite person interrupted you "Natalia, if you interrupt us again I'll tear you limb from limb and enjoy every fucking second of it" you growled out letting Wanda get up from your lap aiming at Nat

"Why did you accept it?"

Oh? Was she mad at her best friend? Interesting

Nat crossed her arms "Wanda you can't at this point be trusted to take Y/n on a mission while you're being intimate with her"

You sat up really interested in the conversation for once "I'm going on a mission? Great! I need to get out of this room"

"We're going back to where we found you, your friends are getting taken in and you need to help us get them"

You rolled your eyes "you know they've moved now right? you guys are so stupid" your hand found Wanda's bringing her back close to you kissing her neck to calm her down "so why aren't you escorting me on this avenger suicide mission my love?"

Wanda let out a sigh enjoying the feeling of your lips "because Nat put her hand up first" you chuckled "does Nat think she can handle me? I don't think she can, can she honey?"

The assassin scoffed "you're not scary Y/n, we caught you pretty easily"

You looked up from Wanda's neck staring at Nat "did you? Or did I want to be caught so I could spend time with the hottest witch I've ever seen in my life and death?" You nuzzled Wanda's neck making her giggle and pull you into a hug "you're so fucking cute princess, you should move into my room, I could have you whenever I wanted then"

Wanda's eyes lit up "yes! I really want that, Vision keeps trying to get my attention and I just want to stay here with you"

You bristled at the name of Vision, that stupid robot better stay away from your girl "I'll crush his robot parts if he touches you"

Nat huffed breaking the weird conversation you two were having "well this is lovely but Wanda isn't staying in this room, I don't want to come in one morning and see her throat ripped out because you're an animal-

You were across the room in seconds wrapping your hand around Nat's throat pressing her against the wall "don't you fucking dare call me an animal!"

Nat laughed "did I hit a nerve? You're the worst type of animal and I can't wait until I put a bullet in your head"

You laughed "bullets don't hurt me Nat you know that"

"I have a special bullet for you" she winked and your smile dropped

You let her neck go stepping back "you're kidding"

She shook her head "you start anything with me and I won't hesitate to shoot you with it"

You were both locked in an intense eye contact until Wanda stepped in "Nat can you just let me have 5 minutes before you do the stupid briefing?"

Nat agreed leaving you and her alone "what bullet is she talking about babe?" Her arms wrapped around your midsection kissing your cheek to bring you back to her "Y/n?"

You shook your head looking down at Wanda and smiling "don't worry about anything Wands, she wouldn't dare use a silver bullet on me"

Wanda was confused "a silver bullet? I thought they were just for werewolves?"

Shaking your head you kissed her softly "so cute, no they can be used for every supernatural creature and person, but she won't use it, she'll have to deal with you then won't she?"

Wanda nodded her head "yeah! But she won't hurt you baby, I won't let anyone hurt you"

"Thank you my love, are you staying again tonight?"

Wanda looked down unsure of her answer "I don't know, Tony might get suspicious"

you pouted "but I get lonely in here Wanda and I really enjoyed having you here last night, I had a delicious midnight snack, come on just stay here, you can go early in the morning before anyone wakes up"

You knew it didn't take much convincing to make Wanda stay, she was so devoted to you "what do you say?"

Wanda nodded "okay"

"That's a good girl, now go and get your sleepwear while I listen to the angry assassin for a few minutes" you kissed her quick and spun her around to the door giving her ass a smack

"Hey! Baby you said you wouldn't do that suddenly"

You shrugged "I can't help it your ass is just so perfect"

Wanda left and Nat walked in right after slamming the door, you didn't react instead just sitting on your bed watching her

"Shall we begin Natty?"

[mychlapci]

Booba hcs! So out of tfa Optimus, Sentinel, and Elita, Optimus has the biggest rack. Like, massive booba. Truly proportional to his chassis. How does he keep it all in? He wears a binder, obviously! (Bind responsibility kids.) Sentinel is jealous because of his little mosquito bites. And Elita is sitting at a comfortable c-cup.

Although there is something else I headcanon. Optimus is underweight. That tiny waist? Not good for a semi truck. Ratchet has been begging Optimus to eat something since they met. It isn't until Megatron notices that his little rival is basically a twig, and not a healthy one either, he starts bullying Optimus into eating more.

"You call that a truck? I've seen speedsters with more weight. It's honestly a little concerning, is the Council not feeding you little bots properly?"

Half out of spite, and partly because he knows Megatron is right, Optimus starts eating more, putting on weight, but it's not just water weight. He works out, builds his routine around his waist, hips, and thighs, he definitely doesn't skimp out on leg day anymore, and by the end of it, he's completely filled out. His hips don't exceed the width of his battering ram shoulders, but they come close. Toned abdominals lined with a healthy layer of fat, not the flabby, grisle kind, but the strong, jiggles ever-so slightly, best-part-of-the-meat kind. And those thighs? His hydrolics are strong enough he could crush a mech's helm (or pelvis) between them.

Best part? With the improvements to his frame came improvement to his confidence! His team listens to him more often, they see how much more happy he is (and can tell why he got the name "Optimus"), and it didn't hurt that he looked and felt amazing. When the Elite Guard saw his new look, Jazz whistled, Ultra Magnus nodded approvingly (he'd known and was always a little concerned about Optimus' weight), and Sentinel's jaw dropped.

As for Megatron? He was floored by the glow up his little Prime underwent. Absolutely smitten. Especially after Optimus used his weight to literally flip Megatron over and pin him down (if only for a few moments). He knew then and there that he had to have this little Autobot to himself. He wondered what Optimus would look like pregnant, mmm, that's a delicious thought. All round and swollen with his bitties, made him hard just thinking about it.

And with Optimus feeling so much better, his libido higher than ever. He can't help but imagine that big, brutish, warlord pin him down, pry open his panels and ravage him. He squirms thinking about it, his valve getting wet very quickly. It's been so long since he'd been properly fucked. Maybe a late night drive would help clear these thoughts.

Little does he know, a certain warlord was thinking the same thing. In the morning, or rather, late into the afternoon, Optimus comes limping back to base with dents in his pelvis, lubricant stains on his thighs, and a slightly bloated belly. (Megatron on the other hand has an almost mangled pelvis from how tight Optimus was gripping him)

Three weeks later, he's purging his tanks and a quick check-up reveals a sparkling or two in his forge.

augh... chubby tfa Optimus is such an amazing image i cannot stop thinking about it. He's always been a little too skinny in the waist department, and honestly it never bothered him, not until he starts filling out and realizes how miserable he was... Now he's stronger, has a sturdier core and he feels more attractive, somehow....

Now that Optimus fits into the decepticon ideal (although... he probably has a little bit to go), Megatron is very interested in pounding his fat little valve. That thick waist and those huge thighs are perfect for pregnancy <3

[serxinns]

Yandere mha x Svarlet reader Extra 1: Hot springs

The reader is gender neutral use they/them pronouns

(the reason why they're going to the girl side of the hot springs is because they didn't wanted to be by mineta and you don't wanna be with a lot of people rn)

A/N: so I've been reading @demonlamb666 Class 1a reaction to mineta climbing the bath to see you and the girls naked bodies and I was like "Man I wish they could make a extended version of this" and I realized "If nobody's doing it Fine ill do it!" so here you go!

This Fic was inspired by the dabble by demonlamb666 if you wanna go on her og then go to here

The class cheered as Aizawa announced that there would be a hot spring to relax in You however didn't you just want to have a summer break and play with your game device all day and laze away luck isn't on your side today now is it

Cmon y/n join our side it'll be fine," Hakagure said while waving her arms around "I don't know guys I don't like the hot springs very much and I'm gonna see y'all naked..." you muttered the last part out in discomfort while clutching your towel but tsu put a comforting hand on your shoulder "we trust you y/n we know your not gonna do anything *kero*""Yea! You not like that disgusting perv like Mineta ur the total opposite!" ochako said the other girls chimed in encouraging you saying it was fun until you made up your mind "Fine fine! I'll join but only for a little the girls cheered and praise you for your braveness

They decided to let you go in 1st so they wouldn't see you and then they decided to go in as well "See isn't it nice y/n" Momo said while giving you a hug "Y/n San feels so warm~" momo thought in her head as the other girls glared jealousy her

the girls and you chatted along while at times splashing each other and giggling at each other's jokes mina brought each ball and decided to play ball-related games like a hot potato, keep the ball in the air, or even volley ball the girls had a little fight over who gets to be in your team but other then that it's been fun unaware that a purple cockroa- I mean teenager plotting a plan

"What I'm here for is beyond the wall," mineta said while holding his towel he then pressed his head up against the wall with a satisfying smile hearing you and the girls chatting and giggling the boys were now focusing on Mineta now confused about what he was gonna do "nowadays, for them not to stranger bathing times for men and women is an accident" mineta continued his speech while the boys were slowly starting to know he was doing "Dont tell me you're.." denki said with a glare while tenya standard up lecturing mineta not to do what he's about to do while Mineta eyes rolling back rolling as he eagerly listen to the other size of the wall (EW EW EWWWW 🤢)

"You're being too fussy" mineta said while reaching for his hair taking a ball out "cause walls.. ARE MEANT RO BE CLIMBED OVER PLUS ULTRA"

And chaos exploded over

"mineta stop what your doing it's wrong!" zuku pleaded while holding him by the ankles "YOU FUCKING BASTARD WHEN I REACH UP TO YOU UR DEAD" katsuki threaten while Shoto created a nice step to help Katsuki get higher Meanwhile Kiri and Denki was fantasizing about what would your body would look like while getting turned on about it while kiri was waiting for katsuki to jump Sero was aiming tape to trying to tie down the grape boy

"What's going on?!" y/n said while hearing the commotion at the other side of the wall "MINETAS TRYING TO CLIMB OVER THE WALL JIROU MOMO COVER Y/N" Shoto yelled while trying to keep Katsuki steady Momo and jirou quickly wrapped you up in their arms while also blushing at the fact that they're touching your warm s/c skin Making the most of it "LET ME GO IM GONNA TOUCH HIM NOT TO MESS WITH OUR LIGHT" black shadow yelled out while trying to come at mineta but tokoyami was holding him back trying to calm him down "DARK SHADOW NO!" As much tokoyami wanted him to do it but he didn't want him to be responsible for him he's focusing on you being safe and sound "LADIES PROTECT Y/N's HONOUR"

"OH IT ON" Mina yelled determined to beat Minets down for your honor, Ochako and Mina nodded to themselves, and while Mina Jumped in the air she slapped ochakos hand to make her float to the top of the wall to drop kick Mineta You stared at the chaos that was in front of you the yelling the screaming honestly it was pretty hilarious to you and you wanted to join in beating Mineta's ass cause why not you wrested out the grip of momo and Jirou and use your telekenies to make yourself float, tsuyu to tried to grab you by using her tongue but you dodge you went and grabbed mina's hand floating her up with you when Mineta made it to the top you both dropped kick him so hard he lost his balance and fell right on top of iida

(Poor boy having a image of that 😅)

Safe to say you were praised for your dangerous but badass stunt the girls were all over how amazing that love was and Mina even suggested you be her training partner even iida praised you but still lectured how unsafe that stunt was for the boys (including Bakugo) was shouting how compliments of how badass or manly it was even Aizawa heard about it and praise you for it and also gave mineta 48-hour detection and gave you extra credit all the teachers heard and gave u praises as well and hawks gave you a high five for it they're never living this memory down

Also, the class planned to pay Mineta a visit when they got back to the UA dorms

[delta-orionis]

For the past couple of days, I've been tossing around the idea of an iterator OC who is focused around astronomy. I love astronomy, and there's a conspicuous lack of any information about it in Rain World, which I find pretty intriguing. (I made a post about some of my random theories here.) So, I started to think about what an iterator specifically designed to study astronomy might be like. I named them Three Stars Above Clouds (in reference to Orion's belt, because I can't help but put references to Orion in everything I do, I guess). I actually ended up having a lot of thoughts about them, which I'll detail below. (Warning, there's A Lot.)

Three Stars Above Clouds (TSAC) was designed and built by a splinter group of Ancients who believed the Solution to the Great Problem wouldn't be found deep underground, but in the sky. TSAC was created in order to help them collect data about the sky, house their institutions, and conduct research. They were built into a mountain range, where clouds are less likely to form and the air is thinner. (Real world observatories are often built on top of mountains or in arid places like deserts in an attempt to avoid interference from clouds and rain. You can't see the stars if they're hidden behind clouds, after all.)

Three Stars Above Clouds' city is home to several large observatories which keep a constant watch on the sky. I got the idea for TSAC in part from the currently-under-construction Large Synoptic Survey Telescope (also called the Vera C. Rubin Observatory). The LSST is designed to take ultra-high-definition pictures of the entire night sky every couple of nights, in order to monitor for changes. This data will be a treasure trove for astronomers, and can be used for anything from discovering new asteroids and rogue planets, to monitoring distant galaxies for supernovae. One problem that arises from this, however, is the sheer amount of data that this telescope will produce- it's way too much for any human to hope to be able to sift through. I imagine that the Ancients who built TSAC would run into a similar problem; TSAC's observatories generate colossal amounts of data, so a large part of TSAC's duties as an iterator are to sift through and analyze this data to find anything that might be useful in finding the Solution.

Three Stars Above Clouds is relatively isolated as an iterator. They are located at a much higher altitude than their peers, in the middle of a remote mountain range. Their citizens are also somewhat isolated from Ancient society at large, due to their fringe religious beliefs. (Due to the lack of anything astronomy or space-travel related in Rain World's lore, I think the Ancients either largely don't have an interest in studying astronomy, or it's considered taboo due to their religion's focus on ascension, as well as the subterranean Void Sea.)

As for Three Stars Above Clouds themself, they have a bit of a reputation for being a loner. Other iterators sometimes see them as obsessing over something pointless, because despite the vast amounts of data TSAC has collected, so far it's turned up nothing useful in terms of the Solution. However they are sometimes contacted by iterators who might be interested in their data, either for the purpose of research or just out of curiosity. TSAC is happy to talk about their personal research to anyone who is willing to listen.

Three Stars Above Clouds worked closely with their citizens while their city was still inhabited, and misses them deeply. Despite their citizens being gone, they continue with their sky surveys, partially because the desire to do so is hard-coded into their programming, and partially because it at least gives them something to do. Deep down, TSAC is convinced that someday they will come across something extraordinary among the stars.

In order to store the immense amounts of data generated by their observatories, TSAC's city and internal structure contain a wealth of data pearls, which has inevitably led to the amassing of a large Scavenger population both in and around their structure, who regularly raid TSAC's supply of pearls. However, due to TSAC's high altitude, their external structure and surrounding mountains are also home to large colonies of Vultures, which help control the Scavenger population, at the very least. TSAC is quite fond of Vultures for this reason.

The mountains are very cold, which means Three Stars Above Clouds' rain freezes almost immediately into snow and sleet, which falls down onto the surrounding mountains. As the glaciers and snowfall on these mountains melt, the water flows down the mountains into large rivers, and is collected in several dams at ground level. These dams are home to pumping stations which pump water back up into TSAC's can. TSAC's can is fed water through a vast array of underground pipes that snake underneath and through the mountains. The upkeep of these pipes is mostly automated, however, there are some issues that only an engineer can fix. With all of TSAC's engineers gone, their pipe network is extremely prone to failure due to its complexity. They've had a dam or two break in the past, and TSAC knows that it's only a matter of time before all of their dams break and they will lose their water supply for good.

Their void fluid filtration system is also similarly complex; mine shafts are scattered throughout the mountain range and reach deep underground to access the Void Sea. Even though TSAC's ancients don't think Void Fluid is the key to ascension, they still recognize its usefulness as a potent energy source.

These networks of tunnels, pipes, mines, and maintenance stations have become home to a wide range of creatures over the cycles, many seeking refuge from the cold. Maybe there's even a colony of subterranean Slugcats running around down there.

I've also made an annotated version of the drawing of TSAC's can; you can click on the alt text for transcriptions of my notes if you can't read my handwriting. One thing I forgot to note was the green lasers, those are Laser Guide Stars. (I just think they look cool.)

And here's a closer look at TSAC's city, because I'm pretty proud of the way it turned out. (I even snuck the LSST in there on the left, hehe.)

Aaaand I think that's everything! If I got any of the lore wrong, I apologize. Rain World's lore is pretty vague at times, and I tried to do the best with what I know. I also have a pretty strong grasp on astronomy, but not so much on climatology and geology, so if I got some of those things wrong as well, go easy on me, haha. X]

I will say, creating an iterator is an interesting thought experiment. You need to think about the effect they have on the surrounding environment, while keeping in mind that they're sentient and also have an entire city of people living on them that they need to help manage. Iterators are fascinating to me, and I love reading about other people's OCs and seeing the ways they're able to make them unique.

If you read this far, thank you for devoting some of your time to listening to me ramble. You get a gold star: ⭐⭐⭐

Edit: Here's a closeup of their in-game sprite as a reward for reading this far. Yippee

[noname-nonartist]

(If you're not comfortable with ask games, feel free to ignore)

When you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish them, and send this ask to the last 10 people in your notifs!

@not-so-empty-sekai (side blog)

your art is so good btw :3

Oh? A song ask-chain game? Sounds fun! :Dc

Hmmm. Okay, how about this!

I’ll list 5 songs that are pjsk songs (since I’ve been listening to them a lotttt), and 5 other songs that aren’t pjsk related, to mix things up a bit! >:3c

Okay? Nice~

Let’s gooooo!!! (List under the cut)

Side Note: Thank you for saying my art is good! It made my day! >///<

PJSK Songs that I listen to~

1. Bake no Hana

Of course this song is gonna make it into the list! Because ever since Mizu5, I’ve just been listening to this every dayyyy :’)

Mizu5 wreaked me emotional for reals, for realssss ;v;

2. Ultra C

I’m so proud of vbs for finally surpassing RAD Weekend! It was such a good event, and an even banger song! The moment where Miku gave one last encouragement to Kohane? So good. Ahhh! Of course the scene afterwards where vbs when to visit Nagi’s grave! Ahhhhh! It punched me in the guts! In a good way tho! TvT

3. Watashi Wa Ame

I know it’s a joke that all of Ena’s events are about her struggles as an artist, and while it’s true. I do think they mix it up enough and show Ena’s character growth throughout it super well. And this event is the prime example of that.

Her getting insight of what her father struggled with as an artist. Ena learning how she was the main inspiration for his father’s possible last painting. How he sees her as a hope of light in his darkest times. How he genuinely loves and wants to protect her (albeit not in the greatest way as we all know). And how she grew so much in both understanding and confidence to understand her father’s intentions.

It’s such a really nice event for me that also got me emotional. Also the song is so gooddddd~ *v*

4. Regulus

Yepppp, a Leo/Need song! It’s such a banger!

While I’m not that well versed on Leo/Need compared to N25 and VBS, I did read Honami’s stories (look, my adhd brain be hopping around the storyline like crazy whenever i gets attached to a character lol)

And i just gotta say, I’m so proud of Honami! She has definitely grown so much since the main story.

Her initially lacking the confidence to make a decision due to her anxiety, fears, and people pleasing tendencies. (that caused her to initially be distant from her closest friends, and caused her to be depressed during that time)

To now. Being confident to speak truthfully about her feelings and standing up for herself and Leo/Need (seen in the Little Braver event). And now she’s an offical leader of Leo/Need! Ahhhh! So proud of her! >v<

5. Watashi Wa, Watashitachi Wa

Bang! A More More Jump song to finish off this list! >:Dc

And once again, I’m not as well versed in the MMJ, but my adhd brain did get attached to Shizuku, hence me reading the her event stories (i still have read Shizu4 yet tho… •3•;)

But anyway! I absolutely love this song and the event that is associated with it. It’s such a good way for Shizuku to face her past and show how much she has grown and is willing to be more proactive to be the best idol she can be, as herself.

It also gave more insight what happened during her time in Cheerful*Days and how the rift between the members began. Fleshing out the members and showing a more complex situation than a simple jealousy situation at first glance.

And like the song is so catchy and hopeful, a perfect song that embodies Shizuku’s determination. :3c

Oh shoot. That took longer than expected uhhhh… Rapid fire non-pjsk song list, go!

Non-PJSK Songs:

1. 雨乙女 (Ameotome)

2. Sing The Moon

3. Yubikiri Genman

4. ThoughtCrime

5. いばら (Ibara)

[cherrylng]

Muse Disc Guide - The Resistance [STYLE Series #004 - Muse (August 2010)]

The Resistance

IN MUSIC Having established themselves as a stadium-class national band in the UK, their fourth world tour took them to Eastern Europe, the Middle East, Africa and Latin America. They conquered five continents. Having gone as far as they could musically with their last album, it was interesting to see what direction Muse would take next, but this time they decided to venture into new territory by self-producing without using an outside producer.

So far, each album has evolved to become more dense, more exaggerated, more massive, more dynamic, more varied…… at times it leaves the listener shaken, wondering, "Can they pull it off this far!?" How far will they go without a third party to stop them? This album, which we greeted with such expectations and a touch of anxiety, was surprisingly clear-cut with its finish.

After a barrage of songs that mastered electronic elements in a modern way, such as electro-glam (1/ Uprising), 80s-style synth drums and piano with a gorgeous chorus (2/ Resistance) and R&B-style electropop (3/ Undisclosed Desires) that reminded me of Depeche Mode, the following song (4/ United States Of Eurasia (+Collateral Damage)) turned into a magnificent and grandiose rock opera. The Arabic music-like interlude with piano and strings in the middle of the song is full of power! This was a result of making use of their experiences in the Middle East. The final section leads into Chopin's Nocturne No. 2, a development that might not have been possible if an outside producer had been present. Similarly, the last three pieces are three-part rock symphonies by Matthew. His classical taste is on full display.

The relatively unprocessed infusion of all three tastes from the trio balances the overall ups and downs of this album, which is generally dominated by mid-tempo songs, except for (6/ Unnatural Selection) and (7/ MK Ultra), where the heavy, intense guitars explode into a gallop. The album became a worldwide smash hit, to the surprise of the band themselves, who said, "We did whatever we wanted." —Sumi Imai

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2009 Hit Albums

Michael Jackson and Lady Gaga were the stars of the 2009 scene. Michael was scheduled to perform 50 shows of 'This Is It' at London's O2 Arena from July 13th, 2009, but died suddenly on June 25th. While the world was in a state of surprise and sadness, the documentary film of the same name, featuring rehearsal footage, became an unprecedented blockbuster hit. Meanwhile, the momentum of 'The Fame', released by Gaga in 2008, continued unabated, and the eight-track 'The Monster', released in 2009 as a coupling (A/ The Fame Monster) to the reissue of 'The Fame', was also a big hit, including 'Bad Romance' and 'Telephone' with Beyoncé. Beyoncé and other female artists were also in high spirits, with Grammy winners Taylor Swift (B/ Fearless) and KE$HA constantly making noise on the stage. It was also in 2009 that Susan Boyle, a plain middle-aged Scottish woman, attracted attention on the popular audition programme ‘Britain's Got Talent’ and made her long-sought album debut with ‘I Dreamed a Dream’.

Among rock bands, U2 (C/ No Line On The Horizon), Pearl Jam, Green Day, and Jets released new albums one after the other. Among young artists, Animal Collective's (D/ Merryweather Post Pavilion), The Horrors, and Grizzly Bear attracted attention with their new releases. Among solo artists, the young UK singer-songwriter Paolo Nutini's (E/ Sunny Side Up) and Canadian Michael Bublé's (F/ Crazy Love) were big hits. The latter in particular appealed to a wide audience and was a huge success, topping the album charts in the US, UK, and other countries.

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IN LYRICS

Inseparable from this album is George Orwell's 1984. (2/ Resistance) is about forbidden love under surveillance and information control, and (4/ United States Of Eurasia (+Collateral Damage)) about perpetual war to maintain the power of the rulers (the title is taken from American political scientist Zbigniew Brzezinski's 1997 book, The Grand Chessboard: American Primacy and Its Geostrategic Imperatives). Both clearly follow the world of '1984', but in fact the lyrics can also be seen as a reference to the ‘crisis of the moment’ in the sense that they illuminate the geopolitics of post-9/11, with today's controlled society in which individuals and their information can be monitored from every angle, from CCTVs to satellites on the ground and eventually the internet network. The lyrics can also be seen as a reference to the ‘current crisis’. (1/ Uprising) and (7/ MK Ultra), which deal with mind control, also encompass a similar worldview, but at the same time Matthew tries to present a critical perspective on the crisis and hope by confronting the unshakable will and love that lies beyond it, in a situation where the ‘individual’ is being lost. This is the deeper meaning behind the song titles ‘Uprising’ and ‘Resistance’.

"Love" is also the warp of the lyrical universe, with occasional moments of overt expression. In an interview with Q magazine, Matthew says, ‘It's a personal song about me and my girlfriend’ (3/ Undisclosed Desires), which is a typical example of this. The song is Muse's version of a ‘hymn to love’, a sublime love song.

When I heard the news that Muse were to perform with U2's The Edge on stage at Glastonbury in 2010, it occurred to me that ‘The lyrics of both bands share a common language of “protest” and “love”’. Matthew's world will continue to grow in scale within the time axis of ‘now’. —Abe Kaoru

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YEAR 2009 January - US Airways Flight 1549 made an emergency landing in the Hudson River in New York, but the captain's quick thinking brought all passengers and crew back safely. It was dubbed the ‘Miracle on the Hudson’. February - Japanese films 'Departures/Okuribito' and 'La maison en petits cubes/Tsumiki no Ie' won double awards at the 81st Academy Awards. March - Samurai Japan [aka Japan's national baseball team] won the World Baseball Classic. April - H1N1 influenza outbreak in Latin America, followed by a worldwide pandemic. May - Twitter, the internet chat service, becomes a worldwide phenomenon. Muse also announced the title of a new song in the works on Twitter. - The jury system (saiban-in in Japan) came into force. June - The H1N1 influenza alert level is raised to the highest, Phase 6. - Michael Jackson's death sent shockwaves around the world. He was 50 years old. July - Longest total solar eclipse of the 21st century. In Japan, it could be seen in the Tokara Islands in Kagoshima Prefecture and elsewhere. August - The Democratic Party of Japan (DPJ) won an overwhelming victory in the 45th general election for the House of Representatives. September - Muse's 5th album 'The Resistance' was released. It reached No.1 in 20 countries, including the UK. - To celebrate 10 years since the release of their first album, the band played a two-day open-air show at ‘The Den’ in their home town of Teignmouth. It was the first time in 12 years that the band had performed in their hometown, and the triumphant return of the national stars was a major event for the whole town. - After performances in Germany and France, the band travels to the USA to take part in U2's 360°Tour. October - European tour begins. - US President Barack Obama receives the Nobel Peace Prize. - Rio de Janeiro is chosen to host the 2016 Summer Olympics. November - Chris joins the testicular cancer charity ‘Movember’. December - Muse travels to the USA for performances in Las Vegas and Los Angeles.

Translator's Notes: We're... actually not done here yet. We still have their live DVDs to cover.

[doublejango]

[for @grimowled continued from this dark, sticky, ultra-sweet sap ]

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Blitz was still sitting alone in his living room, curled up on the couch. His apartment was dark and quiet--Loona wasn't around much these days--and he had been letting himself get lost in too many dark thoughts, empty thoughts. Texting a confession to Stolas had felt like idiocy. After Verosika's party, what the fuck would Stolas ever want from him again? But Blitz still wanted him. He always would, he knew. Apparently, he was fucking cursed with love, cursed to love, and he couldn't break free of it... Nor did he want to. So, although he knew the answer would be more silence or ridicule, he sent the text anyway, closed his eyes, and tried to dream of better scenarios, of ways that maybe it wouldn't go so badly.

And then his phone-screen lit up. The new notification sound was a clip of Stolas's performance--one of the most popular videos trending on VoxTube--and so that sweet, smooth voice came through the darkness, easing away so many shadows. Stolas's voice was a shadow all its own, but one Blitz could willingly lose himself in. He closed his eyes, listening until the clip of the song was over, then picked up the phone. Heart heavy, he opened the text, expecting to see... to see...

Fuck. Those words weren't what Blitz had expected at all. Golden eyes widening, he read over them again and again, struggling to believe it.

...my every waking thought my most blissful of nightmares... ...monstrous wings around you to keep.... together... my heart... you and you alone... come to me quickly... carve my devotion upon your soul... yours.

Blitz's heart felt like it was frozen. This, all of this, was like some fucked up dream come true, in the most painfully beautiful way. He knew this was dangerous, knew Stolas wasn't safe, wasn't some gentle, benign being. Stolas wasn't for beginners. He wasn't anywhere near as soft as his feathers or his voice might make him seem. He was a demon prince in every way--and he was all Blitz fucking wanted. If Stolas wanted to carve his devotion onto Blitz's soul--fuck. The imp didn't know what that meant, but he knew that it didn't really matter. He wanted it. He wanted him, and he was done pretending otherwise. Stolas mattered so damned much--too damned much.

Maybe it was time to bind himself to the demon. To offer himself to Stolas, for better or for worse. If it meant they could be together, if it meant he could still have him, still love him? Be near him?

Maybe it was time to finally yield to his demon prince.

-

Blitz didn't waste time. He didn't know what the fuck was going to happen. Maybe just hot sex, a nice night of banging and laughter and then them passing out curled up in each other's arms. Or, maybe Stolas was going to use his magic on him, bind them together forever, warp Blitz's very being... but did it really matter? There was still some sense of caution in Blitz that said yes, yes, it matters, be goddamn careful, what the fuck are you doing, but he was tired of fighting that voice. He was so fucking tired.

Dressed in his sluttiest best--a mesh shirt with chrome rings for his spines, leather trousers so tight they might have been painted onto him, black eyeshadow--he didn't bother sneaking in this time. Blitz knocked on Stolas's front door, and as soon as the door opened and one of the staff tried to sneer at him, to gesture at him to go around to a side door, Blitz stalked inside. No holding back, no playing it safe, not anymore.

"Where the fuck is my bird?"

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A nervous servant led the imp up to Stolas's room. Tail lashing, Blitz glared until the servant left. Then, not hesitating at all, he kicked the door open like the uncultured, uncouth vermin he was, and stalked into the room.

"Stolas! You told me to come, so I'm here. I'm... I brought something for you. For us." Eyes brighter than ever, tail still lashing, Blitz walked up to him, then held out a tattered leather bag, something old. The unmistakable clink of chains could be heard inside, smooth metal sliding against itself. There was a collar in there, a collar and a chain, something Blitz remembered too well from his hallucination--a hallucination where he saw the truth. He loved this man. Stolas was on a damned pedestal, and even if Stolas owned him, even if Stolas collared and chained him, Stolas loved him. And being loved by Stolas? That. Was better than a lifetime of anything else--including self respect, safety, or common sense.

"I'm yours, Stolas. Whatever that means. Whatever you want. I'm yours to keep. Just--don't cast me aside again. Please. I'll give you, I am giving you, everything. My heart. My trust. Me."

[shina913]

Joon and Jooni (A Scions Story) | KNJ

Joon and Jooni (A Scions Story)

✼Scions Masterlist✼

Pairing: Fem!Reader Sister + Kim Brothers; Namjoon x Fem OC (named)

Rating: M (🔞)

Genre: Siblings!AU; Marriage!AU; FWB!AU; exes to ?; Mom!Reader; Brother’s Best Friend; drama; angst; smut; fluff

Warnings: angsty fluff (is there such a thing?); lots of sentimentality; mentions of minor character death; vulnerable confessions; parenting fears; allusions to infidelity; cussing; marriage troubles; OC goes into early labor; mentions of childbirth but no explicit descriptions; mentions of C-section; newborn baby goes into NICU; lots of ultra-soft!Joon moments; terrible double-entendre about Happy Meals

Word count: 4,772K

Summary: Four grown siblings return to their childhood hometown after their father is declared to be terminal. They are forced to live under the same roof for days, along with their overbearing mother, to say their final goodbyes. It starts off nostalgic until some unresolved family issues along with an assortment of spouses, exes, and might-have-beens make things even more interesting.

A/N: This was meant to be a flashback insert for the actual next chapter of Scions but...things got out of hand, per usual 🤡 Anyway, a bunch of medical terms mentioned here. I am no expert--I just pulled a lot from my own birthing experience. If you’re in the medical field, I apologize for any inaccuracies! This also starts off on one scene from Scions 6 (when Joon rushes out).

Terms: Braxton-Hicks contractions. Also known as prodromal or false labor pains, are contractions of the uterus that typically are not felt until the second or third trimester of the pregnancy.

NICU. A neonatal intensive care unit, also known as an intensive care nursery, is an intensive care unit specializing in the care of ill or premature newborn infants.

Preeclampsia. A serious condition during pregnancy. Signs of preeclampsia are high blood pressure, protein in your urine and swelling.

VBAC. Acronym for vaginal birth after Cesarean.

Days ago, Namjoon sat on a park bench overlooking the lake while he contemplated Victoria's news.

I’m here to let you know that I’m keeping it…You can be as involved as you want…or not.

Then he thought back to their conversation at the driveway before she left to return to the hotel.

“What does Jax think of all this?” Namjoon asked.

“I mean…” Victoria paused to let out an uncomfortable breath, “I don’t really expect anything from him. But you know, he’s…surprisingly supportive about the whole situation.”

Namjoon laughed bitterly. “Wow, supportive,” he repeats mockingly.

“Namjoon, please,” she begged. “I’m not here to argue or anything like that. I know that you wanted a clean break–I’m sorry that I fucked that up with this,” she gestured at her abdomen.

“I just thought that you had a right to know. And…frankly, when I heard about your dad…I thought that he could use…I don’t know, some light in the darkness? He treated me like his own daughter…more than my own dad,” she added.

Namjoon threw his head back and sighed. Even though his mom had reservations about Vee when he first brought her to his hometown, his dad had always been welcoming.

“Listen, if you want to talk some more about…I don’t know, logistics, about…the baby, living arrangements…I’m staying at the Hilton, room 912. I’ll be around…you know, until–” she stopped short of saying ‘until your dad passes on.’ She shook her head and instead said, “Just call me.”

Namjoon buried his head in his hands. He felt lost and confused. This was a less-than-ideal situation.

When he and Vee met, they seemed to have settled on the fact that neither of them had a strong desire to have children.

I wouldn’t even know where to begin to parent a kid since my own parents were never there for me. Why would I subject an innocent child to that, was what she used to say.

And he would respond with, I don’t think I’m equipped to be a parent. Plus, my mom and I always had trouble getting along…I was such a bad kid.

It wasn’t until after Jooni was born that things took an interesting turn for them.

3 years ago…

“Oppa! Watch out!”

Namjoon narrowly avoids a cyclist, while he rushes through the city streets to get YN to the hospital. The day started off mundanely enough…oh, and it was also his birthday!

Victoria was in meetings most of the day but she made dinner reservations at their favorite restaurant to celebrate. YN decided to surprise Namjoon at his workplace right before lunchtime to bring him miyeokguk and a small cake.

As soon as he blew out the candles, she nearly dropped the cake when she felt a sharp pain in her abdomen.

This was her second pregnancy and she’s said a few times that it’s been more challenging than the first. On top of preeclampsia, she would feel waves of Braxton Hicks contractions–not that he would know much about that but by the way she sucked in sharp breaths at times and releasing them with near-guttural groans, he deduced that they were pretty bad.

The one that she got in Namjoon’s studio had her doubled-over in pain. She was only a day shy of 35 weeks.

“You’ll ruin your perfect driving record,” she gasped in between breaths.

“Do you really think that I care about that now while you’re going into early labor in my car?”

******

“I know, I know…it’s not time yet but…” YN paused to let out a deep breath as another contraction rolled. Once the pain had passed, she turned back to reassure Sam on the phone. 

“I’m sure they’ll still let me do the C-section. It’s too risky for a VBAC with my medical history…I know, I know…I’m okay. Namjoon-oppa drove me here and I talked to Joobin's teacher to let her know that Vee will pick him up around 5…Okay. Have a safe flight, yeobo. I’ll see you soon…Love you, too.”

As soon as she get off the phone with Sam, Namjoon comes back into the room. He was visibly annoyed.

He curses under his breath. “Why is it so difficult to get a nurse in here?”

She sighed and rested her hand on her stomach instinctively. “Joon, calm down.” She was in a meditative state, her deep breathing rocking the baby in her belly. “Someone will be here soon. And I just heard back from my doctor. She’s finishing up with another patient then hauling ass over here from the clinic.”

Namjoon nods, momentarily calming down until he catches a glimpse of one of the monitors that showed her blood pressure reading.

“Jesus–your blood pressure is crazy! Are you sure you feel fine? It’s at–”

“Oppaaa…” she drag out with her eyes closed, “I am fully aware and I don’t need to know what the reading is. It doesn’t help me.” She puffed her cheeks and let out another deep breath. “I feel fine…with the exception of…mmmppfff…the pain,” she groaned.

Just then, one of the nurses who hooked her up to an I.V. returns with an attending to check her vitals and how everything was progressing. The doctor introduces themself as Dr. Shin before lifting up the sheet to check how far along she was. The action completely takes Namjoon by surprise as he instantly turns his head away.

“Woah–doc, can you at least give me a warning before you do that?” He exclaimed, trying to shield his eyes with his hand.

“It’s not like it’s anything you haven’t seen before,” the doctor says.

“Uhm–he’s not the dad, doctor,” the nurse corrects.

“He’s my brother,” YN says.

“Yes and I have no plans on seeing what goes on down there as far as my sister is concerned,” he added uncomfortably, making YN laugh.

After a quick apology, the doctor finishes the pelvic exam and says, “Alright, so–looks like you’re at 5 centimeters. We can give you the epidural now.”

“Uhm…” she hesitated, “I’m actually waiting for my doctor. She said that she was on her way here from the clinic. This is my second baby and I’m supposed to have a scheduled C-section–I don’t know if they filled you in–”

His eyes widened as if finally realizing something. “Ahhh, yes–I’m sorry. You’re Dr. Kwan’s patient, right?”

“Yes,” YN smiled nervously.

“So, I don’t know how long ago you spoke because she just paged me before I came in here to say that her current patient’s case is a bit more complicated…” he explains, “I’m afraid you’re stuck with me,” the doctor grimaced.

YN’s face falters with the thought of not having her doctor by her side. Most women who gave birth typically had whoever was on-call deliver their baby and she got lucky with Joobin the first time as Dr. Kwan called her in to be induced the next day on account of her being overdue by a week.

She didn’t think she’d go into early labor since Joobin was late. But this little girl–who has yet to be named–is impatient to make her debut.

Dr. Shin is reassuring. “Don’t worry–we’ll prep you for your C-section very soon. I’ll call the anesthesiologist to get you an epidural instead of the spinal block since you went into labor. That takes care of the pain you’re feeling for now and we’ll top you off once we get to the OR. Sound good?”

After a beat, YN nodded.

The doctor then turns his attention to Namjoon. “I don’t think you’ll want to be in the room while she gets the epidural,” he says in a considerate tone.

Namjoon shoots a glance at her and she shakes her head at him. “Yeah, no. It’s best that you don’t see all that.” He recalled Sam saying something about turning green while he watched them stick a big needle into her spine.

******

Namjoon steps out of the hospital room to call and check in on Victoria and Joobin.

“Hey, baby.”

“Hey…how is she?”

“They’re doing the epidural right now. The nurse said that it’s something that might traumatize me so I’m out here in the hallway waiting for my mom to get here. How are you and little man doing?”

“Oh, we’re good right now. I got him a Happy Meal on our way home, so he’s pretty content,” she laughed.

Namjoon chuckled into the phone. “When do I get my Happy Meal from you?”

Vee laughs on the other line then lowers her voice. “I thought I always gave you a Happy Meal?”

A tired laugh rumbled from his chest. “Yeah, but it’s my birthday,” he teases.

She crooned into the phone. “Fine. I’ll make it extra happy for you when you get home tonight.”

Namjoon grins, even though he’s unsure of what time he’s getting out of the hospital. Then, he hears Joobin in the background. “Auntie Vee, can I talk to my mommy?”

Vee murmurs something back to Joobin in response before letting Namjoon know that she was switching her phone’s audio to speaker mode.

“Hey, buddy. Mommy’s resting right now but as soon as she wakes up, I’ll give Auntie Vee a call back so you can say ‘hi,’ okay?”

Joobin agrees and Vee tells Namjoon that returned to playing with his action figures.

Vee didn’t usually like interacting with kids. She tried to avoid them at all costs. When Joobin was born, she didn’t care much for him at first. But she surprisingly took to him, little by little. 

She wanted to hold him and didn’t mind giving him a bottle. She actually liked being around him, especially when he got older. Still, he considered it a huge ask for her to pick up Joobin to watch him for a few hours since there was no time to get a sitter.

Namjoon was about to speak but stopped short when he saw his mom rushing down the hallway. She happened to have a meeting with her agent closeby and drove to the hospital as soon as she was done.

“Baby, I’ll call you in a bit. My mom just got here. Thanks again for taking Joobin. I love you!”

“Just keep me posted okay? Love you, too,” she signs off.

“Hi, sweetheart.” His mom greets him with a hug. “What a birthday for you, huh?”

“Thanks,” he says wryly.

“How’s she doing?”

He shrugged. “Better now, I think. She seems happier since they’re giving her something for the pain. They said it was better for me to wait out here.”

“Oh, good. I’m guessing they warned you about fainting?”

Namjoon nodded. “And they told me that if I passed out that they would just leave me there.”

She chuckled. “Well, they don’t care about the men because their priority is the mom. Besides, if you happen to faint, you’ll wake up on your own eventually. No harm done!”

She pats his cheek gently before she walks into the room.

*****

Namjoon fully intended to go home but after YN was prepped for surgery and the nurses started to wheel her into the operating room, he decided to hang around and wait. He thought that maybe he could catch a glimpse of the baby before leaving.

And he did. Namjoon lit up as he saw the bassinet coming in his direction with her face peeking out of her generic newborn beanie. After snapping a quick photo with his phone, he sees that his mom had a worried look on her face.

“We need to take her to the NICU for a bit. Something about the way her cries sounded—like she was having trouble breathing,” his mom explained.

“I-is she gonna be okay? How’s YN?”

“She’s fine. She’s in recovery right now but she’s still out of it.”

“Wait—she’s by herself?” He asked incredulously.

“Of course not. There’s a nurse there but I have to go and sit with the baby until they say that she’s well enough to join her.”

As if on cue, the baby lets out a garbled cry.

“Ma’am, I’m sorry to cut this family reunion short but we need to get this little one hooked up to a monitor soon,” the nurse interrupts.

Namjoon responded right away without giving it much thought. “I’ll stay with her while you can keep YN company.”

“A-are you sure?” His mom asks.

He nodded. “I’m sure YN will feel better if she sees family there when she comes out of anesthesia.”

They look to the nurse for approval.

“That’s fine. Just follow me, then,” she says in a rush to Namjoon, continuing to push the bassinet towards the NICU while his mom scurried back towards the recovery room.

******

Dull, rhythmic beeping fills the silence in the room. There was only one other baby there and their case seemed worse than his niece’s so the nurse hovered more closely.

After Namjoon was masked up and given a hospital smock, the nurse explained that his niece’s lungs contained a bit of fluid, which apparently is fairly common for babies born via C-section.

Thankfully, she didn't need additional oxygen. The nurse assured Namjoon that the fluid would just make its own way out. It just needed some time.

He sat next to her bassinet, watching the rise and fall of her chest. She looked like she was just chilling, with her tiny arms and legs splayed. The nurse dressed her down to just her diaper and a duck-shaped heart monitor stuck to her torso.

“You can talk to her, if you want?” The nurse urged when she approached to check on the baby’s readings. “All the parents do. It helps.”

“Oh, I’m her uncle,” Namjoon corrects her. “Her dad is on a plane making his way back, though.”

The nurse’s eyes crinkled, signaling that she was smiling through her surgical mask. “That’s okay. You can still talk to her.”

“Uh…w-what do I say?” He hesitated.

“I’m sure you’ll think of something, samchon,” she says before walking away.

Namjoon leaned in closer and gazed at his niece. How do you talk to a baby? How would you even begin? He barely remembers the time when Joobin was a newborn. He met him a couple of times but after that, Namjoon was deep into producing Jaxon’s album.

With one finger, he reached into the bassinet to touch her palm. On contact, he couldn’t help but smile.

“Hi,” he said softly. “I know you can’t understand me right now but I hope you can hear me.” He slowly ran his finger on her hand.

He scoots closer then reaches in with his other hand to caress her cheek.

“You are so cute,” he cooed in a voice that didn’t match his size. “You definitely got that from our side of the family,” he says confidently.

“Although…” He cocked his head sideways, as if to look at his niece from a different angle. “You kind of look like Taehyungie when he was a baby…But we don’t want him to know that so he doesn’t claim ‘favorite uncle,’” he adds jokingly.

He smiled and continued to stare at her affectionately. He continued to wrack his brain for anything else that he could say while she laid there, simply breathing in and out. 

He wasn’t quite sure why but his heart swelled with every breath she took. At barely a few hours old, he could see the fight in her. 

“I want you to know that Uncle Joonie will be right here until you feel better, okay? I won’t let go.” He pulled his mask down for a moment and lifted her little hand to his lips to kiss it.

When he sets it back down in the bassinet, she gives his finger a squeeze.

******

Namjoon left shortly after Sam arrived at the hospital, coming straight from the airport. He doesn’t stay long because YN asks him to pick up Joobin so he can take him home. Namjoon’s mom volunteers to stay the night with YN.

Two hours later, Sam shows up at their door and carries a sleeping Joobin into his car, thanking them for all their help.

After Sam leaves, Namjoon sinks into the couch, suddenly feeling tired. He just realizes that he was at the hospital for over eight hours. All that waiting around was draining.

Right before he drifts off, Vee emerges from the kitchen singing ‘happy birthday’ whilst holding a cake with a lit candle.

It may have been a long day for him but it wasn’t over yet. It was still his birthday.

Namjoon lets out a weak chuckle and sits up straight while Vee sits on the coffee table in front of him to hold the cake out for him.

He closed his eyes for a few beats to make a wish, then blew the candle out.

“What did you wish for?” She asked.

“Isn’t it bad luck to say your wish out loud?” He dipped his finger into the frosting and licked it off.

She laughed softly. “Only if you believe that kind of thing.”

“This day has given me a different perspective.” He paused to think about everything that happened today. This morning, he woke up feeling completely ordinary. It was just another year, no big deal.

She cocked her head sideways and set his cake down on the table. “How so?”

“You’re going to laugh but I found myself volunteering to sit in a room alone with my niece for a couple hours.”

Her mouth is agape, raising an eyebrow upon hearing that. “Really?”

“Yeah. They had to monitor her for a bit and…I don’t know, I just talked to her.”

Vee cracked a warm smile and moved closer to him. “You did?”

Namjoon nodded. “And I held her hand…” he smiled at the memory. “It was the best feeling,” he sighed happily. “I don’t think I held Joobin until he was at least 10 months old. And he was a hefty kid!”

She smiled endearingly at him. “And this is related to your wish…because?”

He stared at Vee quietly, the same way he did his niece. They were perfectly happy with their lifestyle: working, traveling, no kids to worry about. But something about the warmth that bloomed in his chest when he held his baby niece’s hand gripped him in a way that he couldn’t explain.

“I wished to feel that same feeling again except… for us…with our own baby,” he said slowly.

Vee stared blankly at him. This wasn’t in their plan. They both worked too much and were accustomed to going out at every chance they got.

Immediately, Namjoon tries to explain himself knowing full-well that he and Vee had long-established in their relationship that kids were just not at the top of their list of priorities. “I-I know what you’re thinking—“

He stops talking at the touch of her hand. She brushed her thumb over his cheek, smiling at him. Then, she pulled at his shirt, bringing him closer for a kiss.

“Why don’t we start tonight? I still owe you that birthday Happy Meal,” she laughed.

He beamed, sinking his teeth into his bottom lip. “I won’t say no to that.”

It seemed like an impulsive decision but Namjoon was a whole bundle of love that day, all because of his baby niece. He knew right when she tugged at his finger, she had him wrapped up in hers.

******

The next morning, on his way to work, Namjoon decided to stop by the hospital. He cracked the door open, announcing his arrival. “Are you decent?” He asks, in case YN was nursing the baby.

“Yes,” she laughed from behind the curtain. “Come on in! We’re just having a little snuggle.”

He found her with her back reclined to the bed, the baby sleeping on her chest.

Namjoon bends a little to have a look at her while her head rests on her mom’s shoulder. “Wow, she already looks so different!” 

She agrees with him. “She does, huh? By the way, I heard that you were really good with her in the NICU. Watched her like a hawk,” she smiled.

Namjoon chuckled while he sat on the chair next to the bed.

“Do you want to hold her?”

The question takes Namjoon by surprise. 

“A-are you sure?” He was notoriously clumsy so he wanted to make sure that his sister knew what she was asking him to do.

“Of course!” She sat up gingerly, wincing as her incision site was still sore. Namjoon helped her out of the bed until she was steady on her feet.

“What if I drop her?” He panics.

“Oppa, when you love something this precious, dropping them is the last thing you’ll ever do,” she assured him. “Now, sit back down and I’ll hand her to you.”

“Uh…o-okay…” He nervously lowered himself into the seat once more. Holding the baby securely with one hand, YN grabs one of the extra pillows at the foot of the bed with her free hand and sets it under Namjoon’s elbow.

She instructed him to hold out his hands. He does so but keeps his elbows tucked to his sides.

She gently peels the baby off her chest, making her flinch at the loss of warmth. It doesn’t help Namjoon’s nerves.

YN sees Namjoon tense up. “You have to relax. Babies can smell fear,” she joked.

He scowls at her. “Not funny.”

There was no turning back now. The handoff is awkward, as expected, but he takes his niece, and immediately curls his arms inwards to hold her close to his chest. She whines a little and it makes him more nervous. YN tries to rearrange his arms on the chair, almost like a marionette, in what she thought would be a more comfortable but still secure position for him.

When he finally settled in, the baby instinctively nuzzled into his chest. It made him visibly relax. His shoulders sink into the chair while she falls back to sleep in his arms.

“See? That wasn’t so bad, right?” YN remarked.

Namjoon gives a vague hum and continues to stare at the baby. Without prompting, he dipped his head lower and lifted his arms slightly so he could brush the tip of his nose against her forehead. She lets out a little yawn, which endears him.

YN smiled warmly at the moment that just unfolded then quietly reached for her phone to snap a candid photo of them.

Without looking up at YN, he asks, “Have you guys thought of a name yet? I know you said that you were tossing a few around but decided to wait until you got a good look at her.”

“Yeah. Sam and I came up with it last night. Well,” she added quickly, “I actually suggested it first. He agreed and thought it was perfect.”

He finally managed to tear his eyes away from his newborn niece. “And?” He waits expectantly.

YN smiled knowingly at him. “Say ‘hello’ to–”

“Jooniyah!” Namjoon called out to his niece. “That spot is all messed up. I don’t want you tripping over and hurting yourself.” The path, although paved, was dangerously uneven because of tree roots pushing up from under the concrete.

He paced around nervously, ensuring that Jooni moved away from that part of the playground before he sat back down. He volunteered to bring the kids to the park while his other siblings helped make arrangements for his dad's memorial.

Namjoon wanted the kids to feel some type of normalcy as a dark cloud hung over the Kim household. He thought that it was perfectly fine to take some time away from mourning their grandfather. They were still so little after all.

“Jooni! Come and get me!!!” Joobin giggled as he outran his sister.

Jooni gives up as her brother zooms around the playground. Instead of going after him, she runs towards the park bench where Namjoon sat. “I need to take a little break, oppa!” Jooni panted as he handed her a water bottle.

She takes a long swig. Afterwards, she says, “Uncle Joonie?”

“Yes, princess?”

“Is Uncle TaeTae gonna be okay?”

His eyebrows furrowed at Jooni’s concern for Taehyung. He hadn’t come out of his room since the mortuary took away their father’s body.

Namjoon paused to think of a way he could explain it to her in simple terms but he wouldn’t dare sugarcoat the situation. He knows that his niece and nephew were wise beyond their years and that YN always tried her best to talk about difficult subjects with her children as openly as she could.

He pulls Jooni close to him and cups her little face. “Uncle TaeTae is very sad that harabeoji is gone. He needs some time to process.”

“But we’re sad, too.”

“Yes, we are,” he agrees soberly. “But we all feel differently and we all deal with it in different ways. For example, halmeoni likes to clean and organize things. Uncle Jin stays close to Auntie Yoojung; your mommy likes to keep herself busy by cooking; while I like to go out to get some air and have some time to think. Uncle Tae…he likes to be left alone.”

Jooni pursed her lips. “I like to be alone sometimes, too.”

Namjoon’s heart lurched. Some days, he had to remind himself that Jooni was all but three-and-a-half. But her thought process, the way she felt things…she seemed more mature than most kids her age. Then again, he was biased.

He lifted her chin up then gave her a soft smile. “But you know that you don’t have to be alone, right? And if you feel like you need to, you can always talk to somebody?”

She twisted her lips wryly. “Yeah.”

Namjoon lowered his neck at her. “Do you want to talk to samchonie about it?” He asked with a small smile. 

She shook her quietly.

He nodded. “That’s okay. You just need some time…just like Uncle Tae.”

She nodded in return and not long after was suddenly distracted by Joobin flying down the big slide at the park with a loud whoop, landing on his butt on the ground.

Namjoon’s head snaps up in Joobin’s direction and runs towards him to check for any injuries.

“I’m okay, Uncle Joon,” he giggled, dusting his bottom off and turning the corner to go up the steps again.

Namjoon sighed in exasperation. “Aigooo…Joobinah! Don’t do that again. I’m going to get in trouble with your mom if I have to rush you to the ER,” he calls out to him but Joobin ignores him.

“Jooniyah! Come on!” Joobin waves to her from the top of the slide before pushing off down the structure.

Namjoon turns to look at Jooni. “Why don’t you go play with oppa?”

She shook her head. “I’m scared. It’s so high.”

“What if you and Joobin slide down together?”

She shook her head again. “He goes too fast! What if I fall?”

He wrinkled his eyebrows then squinted. Seconds later, he gets an idea. “Would it help if…we went down the slide together?”

She thought about it first. “You won’t let me go?”

“Of course not. I’ll hold on to you real tight, I promise,” he reassures her.

After a bit more hesitation, she acquiesces. “Okay.”

Namjoon grinned. Before climbing up the slide, Joobin asked to be spun around a sit-and-spin, to which he obliged.

They climb up the steps to the top of the big slide. Namjoon barely fit the structure but he promised Jooni that he would go down with her.

He waited while she took her place in between his legs, where he held her securely.

“Are you ready, princess?”

“Uhh…”

Sensing the hesitation in her voice, he gives her shoulders a gentle squeeze. “Hey, remember, I said that you can hold onto me as tight as you want. And I promise that I won’t let go until we reach the bottom, okay?”

She gave him a small nod. “Okay.”

“Okay,” he reassures her. “On the count of three, we’ll push off. Ready? One, two, three!”

Down they went, Jooni’s fingers clutching onto Namjoon’s jeans as she let out a little squeal.

For a 3-year old, that slide went fast. And when they got to the bottom, Namjoon checked on her.

“Are you okay, Jooni? Are you still scared?”

She turned her head to face him, her lips curving upwards into a grin. “That was so cool, Uncle Joonie! Again!” She exclaims as she scrambles off his lap.

He laughs then runs after her. “Slow down! Wait for me!”

Though he still had some warranted fears about fatherhood, at that moment, he started to feel optimistic about it.

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[mgarmagedon]

So in your tfrid15 human au Bumblebee kinda adopted Sideswipe after they arrived on earth or event when they still been on cybertron or their relationship is different than that. Hope you have great day or night!

I wanted ask on Polish but i wanted english speaking followers enjoy ask

I hope you too have great day or night! :D

You know, on Cybertron, they don't even know each one, because when Bee got out of the prison (let's just say Bee had a rough start to his adulthood, so he ended in jail for 6 years) he just started being teacher for Strongarm (because Wheeljack and Ultra Magnus ask him for it), and while this Sides was already living on the streets.

Bee heard of him at this time, yk after all Sides participated in street fights and races. But after Bee took for pure accident Strongarm and Sideswipe on Earth, they needed to get along somehow. It was really hard for first few weeks, because Sides was really stubborn to stay as a bad boy, who is rebellious and always knows best. Bee wasn't better, he tried force Sides to listen to him and do what he wants! That's why they both was angry at each other! After some adventures, they got to know each other better. For example, Sides told Bee of his Athazagoraphobia (fear of being forgotten) and Claustrophobia (fear of confined spaces) and Bee always agree when Sideswipe wants to sleep with him, just because this baby boy needs to hug mama Bee🥺 (Sides had terrible childhood :C)

So practically in law Bee never adopt Sides, nor Strongarm... But he just started to be their father XD

[renee-ckstrong]

THIS MATCH MAKES ME VERY EXITED, HERE'S WHY

I can't wait for Bound For Glory, the main event is set. The Challenger is, The Walking Weapon Josh Alexander Vs one half of the Motor City Machine Guns and current IMPACT World Champion Alex Shelley. Let's talk about it.

Now I'm not that big of an impact girlie. I was, when I was younger in the UK I couldn't get WWE on TV but I had access to TNA/IMPACT so that was the wrestling I watched in my youth and actually kept watching it for a while. In fact I'm going to go to see IMPACT live in the UK with my dad soon, which is brilliant remembering the time we spent watching IMPACT before. We're going to have such a good time.

This doesn't stop me from being VERY excited about this match. I've still been aware of the product even while I haven't been watching and I watched IMPACT 1000, saw their segment and WOW it was good.

Let's start with Alex Shelley, my little Motor City Blorbo, Shelley was brought into IMPACT using their old business strategy of 'Sign ultra talented ROH guys' that got them Styles, Sabin, Joe and Daniels. From 2004 to 2007 he would be a exciting feature of the X Division winning said title once. His true success would come between 2007 and 2012 in the team known as 'The Motor City Machine Guns' Shelley and partner Chris Sabin became on of the most influential and defining teams in IMPACT history before Shelley left IMPACT to work for ROH and NJPW.

On the other hand Josh Alexander came into IMPACT in 2019 (annoying just after I stopped watching so I missed out) also in the tag division having a lengthy singles run with Ethan Page as 'The North' who, despite being in a company that doesn't usually get considered for being the best, were considered to be one of the best tag teams in the world. And to stress, this was at the same time as The New Day, The Usos, The Young Bucks and FTR so being considered one of the best teams in this time is saying something. When Page departed the company Alexander got the big push, winning the X Division title then cashing in option C to become IMPACT World Champion. Then Moose beat him and ran him out of impact. But upon Alexander's return he reclaimed the title and became the longest reigning IMPACT World Champion of all time. A near year long reign that ended with Alexander having to relinquish the title because of a triceps tear.

Here in lies our conflict. Alexander wants to reclaim his title but he is also exited to wrestle Alex Shelley as he says "No one is a bigger fan of Alex Shelley than I am." or something like that. But Shelley wants to keep this belt at all costs. That's why he belittled Alexander at IMPACT 1000, because Alexander is trying to take away the biggest achievement of his life. An achievement that Alexander has had twice, but in his long career this is Shelley's first IMPACT World Championship reign. And one more detail in this story, that I only realised while writing this, is that while Alex Shelley is the tag partner who left (and then came back) out of him and Chris Sabin, Josh Alexander is the tag partner who stayed out of him and Ethan Page. As much of and IMPACT guy as Shelley wants to claim he is, Josh Alexander stayed and became one of the faces of IMPACT during it's resurgence and continued to be a defining 'IMPACT guy' during the pandemic. As much as I personally love Alex Shelley, there are lots of reasons to cheer Josh Alexander come the 21st.

And I think that's a large part of it. I used to watch IMPACT. I am nostalgic for IMPACT's past, people like Alex Shelley. But presently Josh Alexander is the guy. Alexander doesn't want this to be personal, but Shelley desperately wants to be the guy.

They are the past and present of IMPACT fighting for it's future.

Goddamn I deserve a job backstage working on hype packages.

And I have no idea who's going to win. Maybe people who watch more IMPACT have an idea but I don't. And that's exciting. I am so hyped for this match thank you for listening. I'm so excited to be an IMPACT fan again.

[anhed-nia]

It is my duty to inform you that the new edition of THE AMITYVILLE HORROR, to which I contributed a commentary track along with my colleague/boss/executive director of the Miskatonic Institute of Horror Studies Josh Saco. I've been working on Amityville for a few years now, since the day I woke up thinking--wait a minute, WHY do people believe that the so-called Amityville Horror is a true story? What does the lore contain, that has allowed it to hang on in our collective consciousness for so long, and that generated a 30+ movie franchise that shows no signs of stopping? I can't say I have all the answers, but I drop as many clues as I've managed to find in this recording. It's funny to me that they used the commentary and intro by "Dr." Hans Holzer, the parapsychologist who I call out directly in my commentary as a low rent exploitation artist--the views I express are only those of um myself and do not reflect the views of 88 Films, 20th Century Fox, MGM, and whoever else is in the rights chain of command! Ahem. I'm too scared to listen to my own recording probably ever, I don't wanna hear how nervous and frantic I probably sound, but I hope you guys can enjoy it!

As you were.

[mubal4]

RFP Podcast Episode #279 – Ultra Dad Session #87: “Will to prepare?”

 As I am wrapping up Thinking for a Change by John C. Maxwell, I came across another couple parts that I am compelled to share. I guess these last few episodes have become a book review 😊. No worries, I believe all these lessons are great to pass along to see if and where they may resonate.

 This particular section is a quote by Thane Yost:

 “The will to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.”

 I read this and my mind went to ultra-trail marathon’s/running and training - or “preparing” for them. Having the “will to prepare” for a race I don’t think had ever entered my mind. It was just the thing I felt I must do if I wanted to complete an ultramarathon. Having the “will” to train wasn’t a concept for me, I just ran. However, in a race, I’ve felt and thought about that will to continue, to keep moving forward, like life! There is something, that why, passion, purpose – however we want to classify it, that keeps us moving forward, no matter how much pain we may be in or how much hardship we are facing, there is that will. But the will to prepare/train? Not a feeling – conscientiously at least. Yes, during training periods, or preparing for a life mission, we deal with the same struggles and pain caves that surface in an ultramarathon. Yes, there are days we don’t want to get up and do the things we must do and honor our commitments. But we do – there is that will to prepare. For me however, it is the race – that why I guess, rather than a will – is it the same thing???

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Listen to the most recent episode of my podcast: RFP Podcast Episode #279 – Ultra Dad Session #87: “Will to Prepare!”    

 How’d we get here?

 The Ultra Dad’s Podcast came from an idea Cindy Shane created.  Well, she planted the idea in our head after listening to the first time Bryan was on the RFP Podcast in May 2020.  There have many times over the years when we speak on the phone or in person the “we should be recording this” line comes out.  Well, here we are jumping in with both feet, like we tend to do, sharing with you our perspectives on life.  Let’s be candid – we are not perfect, and we fail often. Our favorite term to use is “it’s not ideal” and there have been countless times we’ve uttered, “a plan is great until you are punched in the face;” – but we do laugh a lot, at ourselves and/or each other mostly 😊.  All that said, there are those brief moments where things tend to fall into place and we, somehow, make it to that finish line – as ultrarunners yes, but most importantly has husbands, fathers, friends, and human beings.  We wanted to share those imperfections and those incredible moments that we’ve been fortunate enough to experience together over the last 30+ years.  So, sit back, grab a cold one, and hopefully this will be another time where things fall into place.

 -        Bryan & Mike

[sanemisfleshlight]

A Simple Favor

kinktober day eighteen

Yuji Idadori (18+) x tall!reader

warnings: stalker, slow burn, french kissing, caught, loss of virginity, mating press, unprotected sex, “betrayal”, third year students, pussy drunk

You and Idadori were heading back to the dorms together after you two were assign on a day mission. Idadori stretches his arms over his head. You were having a good day, the thrill of an exorcism, the pleasing weather, and Idadori-kun’s great, fun company. But now your dreading to go to your dorm. Usually its your safe space, but recently Todo has been pursuing you hard. Love bombing you at every opportunity, despite you rejecting him from being polite, hiding, to yelling at him. He babbles on about being your middle school sweetheart. And you guys being together for so long. You seriously think he needs to get checked out.

Some days he’ll be respectful if your in the company of someone else. For awhile then he eventually pushes his way through the conversation to get your attention. Always complimenting you from your ultra gorgeous face, to your long legs. You’ve also overheard him raving about your ass to anyone he’ll force to listen when your hiding from him.

During the weekdays he’ll mail you sweets, stuff animals, and cursed tools since he’s to busy working now to see you. You appreciate the effort and gifts but you wish he’d get a hint and leave you alone. Now your dreading the weekend, he always travels to Tokyo to see you. And will wait out your door to spend time with you, it’s exhausting.

Your sulking on the way to your dorm, immediately getting exhausted at the thought of him coming over. Something that Idatori notice “Are you okay?” He questions. Wondering you went from sunny and energetic to a gloomy zombie. You sigh “I’m just not looking forward to going back to my room.”. “Is there anything I can help with?” He asked, always looking to be a good person. You mull over his offer, thinking how he can help drive of Todo.

Eventually after a lot of thought you came up the best idea you can muster. It was a crazy, outlandish, bold idea. But if Idatori agrees, it might just get Aoi Todo to finally back off. “Well.. um If I could ask you do do a simple favor” You say bashfully. “Of course you can!” He says eagerly. You look in all directions, Grab his hand and lead him to your dorm since it’s near by.

You basically toss him in the room while you slam the door shut. Making Idatori confused and giving you a bewilderment look in his face. “Umm.. what’s the favor you need?” He asks you. You take a deep gulp and walk over with confidence, pushing all your nerves away. “Let’s make out” you say boldly. “Huh?!” Getting Idatori completely off guard. “Well it’s Friday and it’s almost 5pm, which means Todo will be coming here to visit. I just want him off my back, don’t you want him to get off yours, best friend” you say the last part with air quotes, reminding him that he’s also being harassed.

The initial shook wore off, and now that Idatori ponders it. It’s actually a brilliant plan to get freedom from him. But.. to kiss you, his crush definitely makes him nervous. Not only he’ll finally have a chance to get close to you, he doesn’t want to ruin anything because your still his dear friend. But on another note there’s a reason why Todo had interest in you, the same reason that made Todo claim Idatori as his middle school “best friend”. Which is your long legs, not only do you match him in height. But you have such a voluminous ass. “I-I guess we can do that” he says with a blush. You take a seat on your bed, and he follows in suit. You guys still there for a moment, looking at your legs.

Your the one to make the first move. You straddle him wrapping your arms around his neck. He places his hands on your waist. While you guess stare in each other eyes. You definitely admire his mahogany brown eyes, while he admires your y/e/c eyes. You lean forward to place a kiss on his lips. His lips feeling soft against yours, them being slightly chapped. He moves his lips against yours.

You have to admit you are enjoying this, you wouldn’t suggest this if you weren’t comfortable in doing so. You swipe your tongue against his lip, your way to ask for entrance. He opens his mouth, then you proceed to slide your tongue in. You both proceed to fight for dominance. He take a hand off your hip, to put behind your neck. Pushing you against him, deepening the kiss between you both. Doing this made him win the battle as he explores your mouth. You push him down into your bed, grasping his face in your hands.

Getting too into the moment, he slides his hands down under your skirt. Having your ass in a good grip. Making you feel butterflies, you can start feeling yourself soaking your panties. It doesn’t help that he pushes you down on his growing boner. The movement making your clothed cunt grind against him, making you moan into his mouth.

At this point you both didn’t realized that you already were being watched. Aoi Todo stands at your doorway, with a bouquet of flowers. Shaking and sniffing tears spilling down his face. As he watches his ‘best friend’ and ‘girlfriend’ in such a suggestive position, as they both ‘betray’ him. He starts actually crying, quite dramatically saying “How can you do this to me?!” As he storms out slamming the door. As he runs out the building a sobbing mess.

You both are so used to his dramatics now, that you don’t bother to stop. You break the kiss, to sit up and catch your breathe. You start to unbutton your shirt, while Yuji watches you intently, with lust in his eyes. Once your finished opening your shirt, He helps you slide it off your arms. Then you proceed to start to help Yuji taking off his shirt.

Once he’s shirtless, you make a move to unhook your bra. Once removed, Yuji’s breathe hitched in his throat. Taking in the sight of your breasts, your swollen lips, and your messy hair due to his hands. He can’t believe that he’s the lucky one to see you like this. You look better then anything he’s imagined or dreamed.

You place your hands on his abdomen, admiring his rock hard abs. He hesitantly reaches out for your breast. But he doesn’t want to push your boundaries. You noticing this you grab his hands and lead them to your tits, with a blush. Yuji’s face following in suit, his face matching his hair. As you muster the courage to gently squeeze your breast. He groans out when you grind down onto his clothed cock, making you gasp out.

You lean down to kiss him. At this point his cock is scraping against his zipper. So he’s definitely getting more handsy and needy with you. You grab his zipper and unzip his pants for him. While he unzips your skirt from the side, leaving you in nothing but your soak panties. He’s lust drunk for you now. The wait and anticipation driving him impatient. He puts his arm against your back, getting a hold of you and flipping you onto the mattress. The quick motion making you off guard and brings out a giggle out of you. He gives you an endearing smile as he leans in to kiss you again. Hooking his fingers in your wet panties and removing them. The cooling air makes your cunt clench for nothing.

He breaks the kiss to stand up to remove his pants and boxers. You prop yourself on your elbows to admire the view. As his cock slaps against his abdomen. Looking at his cock seeing that its a good average six inches. But holy moly his girth makes up for it, making you bite your lip. He stands for a moment starring at you, as he starts to get nervous again. “Umm... I’ve never.. done this before” he said bashfully. “That’s alright, I’ll guide you” you say while reaching out for him.

He slowly gets back on to of you while you take your left hand to lead his face to yours. Your right takes his cock and glides it into your soaking entrance. Making you both moan into each other mouths. You grab a hold of his ass, as you set a good, slow starting pace by pushing him towards you. “Kiss my neck” you said feverishly. He obeys obediently, as he gently kisses your neck. He even sucks on your neck giving you a lovely mark. He continues to follow the pace you set, struggling to not to pound you consistently. The feel of your gummy walls squeezing and rubbing against him, feels better ten times better then his hand.

You moan out “Harder!” Which Yuji has been waiting for. You weren’t expecting him to lift your legs to your breasts. But at this point he’s pussy drunk and he wants to be as deep as he could in you. He sets a brutal pace, making you screaming out in pleasure. As you clutch not only on his cock but his arms as well. The room filling up with the noises of your bodies slapping together, you being a moaning mess, while Yuji growls into your neck.

He lifts your hips with his hands. In doing so he hits your most sensitive spot. You dig your nails into his forearm, screaming out “right there!”. “Right here?” He grunts out as he slams into that spot. “YES!” You scream out as your eyes start to tear up. The only thing coming out of your mouth is ‘yes’ repeatedly as your reaching your orgasim. His thrust into you start to get sloppy. His hips started to shudder again you. Then you feel his seed spill into you as he groans into your shoulder.

Once your highs are ridden off, Yuji peels off you and goes to lay beside you. You both taking in deep breathes. Yuji proceeds to wrap his arms around you. “That.. was.. amazing!” He says in between his deep breathes. “Thank you, thank you!” he says while he nuzzles his nose into your neck. Making you laugh “I should be the one thanking you! Not only that was great but Todo is finally off our backs!” You say in relief.

[kissettka]

Do you have some romantic headcanons for TFP!Op and the rest of the bots???

hmm, yes! not many, but still. (sorry, not good at writing hc's :c)

Optimus Prime

really needs your love and support.

loves to kiss your hands like you are his princess\prince.

likes to spend quiet evenings with you watching comedy movies where you explain every joke to him.

that one boyfriend who tells you every day "i love you".

Ultra Magnus

pretends that you are not so dear to him, but in fact he loves you so much that even he is in shock.

afraid to take the first steps, because he was taught that showing any emotions is a sign of weakness, but he tries very hard.

he loves when you are gentle with him and give him a bunch of compliments. he becomes literally MESS.

there are no rules for you.

Ratchet

he really likes going out with you on nighttime "dates" where you drive all over town and talk about cybertron.

he gets very embarrassed when you make physical contact with him in any way.

usually ratchet hates it when someone talks too much, but in your case he really likes it when you talk to him and feels awkward if you don't talk much.

very concerned about your health.

Arcee

she really likes to go on picnics with you.

arcee likes to snuggle her faceplate against your chest when she's not feeling well.

very. jealous. you. can't. imagine.

she likes to dance with you as she holds your palms with her fingers and twirls you around.

Bumblebee

for some strange reason, he really likes to hold you in his arms.

becomes too talkative when you're around.

what? you've been in a relationship for a hundred years? he's still in love with you to death and is embarrassed even when you're not doing anything.

Bulkhead

are you very close to him? congratulations, you've turned the bukhead into a total MESS.

he really likes to pet your head with his finger.

and he loves your voice, especially he likes it when you read books to him. most of the time, he doesn't think about what you're reading, he just listens to your voice.

he is much more comfortable with you than with anyone else and when you are around he is very open and genuine. so much so that even miko is jealous.

Wheeljack

will do all kinds of dangerous and crazy things just to get your attention.

he needs some time alone to think about everything, and if you appreciate that, he's just crazy happy with you.

will feel insanely guilty if you are hurt somehow because of him, but won't show it. (yes, yes, he doesn't care at all and that's why every five minutes he comes and asks how you are feeling.)

he really likes to tell you funny stories from cybertron when he was still a wrecker and appreciates your stories too.

Smokescreen

somehow your meeting was love at first sight for smokescreen.

he will ask so many questions about you that you won't know how to answer them all.

he likes to race around town with you because it's the only way he can get all his feelings for you out.

smokescreen will be unhappy if someone takes your attention for even a second. look at him! he is here, so cool and so wonderful in front of you, he don't care that the planet is about to explode, look at him!!!!!

Cliffjumper

often misses you very much.

actually really likes watching documentaries about the ocean and he likes it when you explain everything to him.

weird and looks at you all the time because he really likes you.

he wants to hug you all the time.

[true-blue-megamind]

FAN THEORY THURSDAY: What is Megamind’s Name?

Yes, alright, I know you’re all waiting to hear me say it.  SPOILER WARNING!

This may seem like a slightly odd question to explore.  I mean, obviously Megamind’s name is Megamind because, well, I literally just called him Megamind, but that is the moniker he chose for himself upon becoming a supervillain.  Does the blue alien have a real name, and if so does he know what it is?  Does he at least have a legal name? What is it?  The bad news is that there’s no definitive answer, but the good news is that fan theories offer some compelling ideas.

The first, and probably most popular, headcanon is that Megamind’s real name is Syx.  Featured in multiple fanfictions by several authors, the concept has become widespread in the fandom, yet it sprung from an unlikely and seemingly innocuous detail in the film.  During a press conference, when asked by Roxanne what he plans to do with the city he’s taken over, Megamind, clearly at a loss for answers, responds with: “Imagine the most horrible, terrifying, evil thing you can possibly think of, and multiply it by six!”  

Many fans felt that this was an odd number to choose.  Why six?  Most people would have naturally defaulted to a nice, round number with unit digit of 0, like 10 or 100, or at least to the divisor 5.  Those are, after all, the numerals that, thanks to being both easy to calculate and the bases for many ancient number systems, tend to pop into mind first.  The resulting fan theory is that Megamind must have had a specific reason for choosing the number 6 instead, and many fans agreed that this was because it somehow connected to the only thing the blue man could really claim as wholly and rightfully his own: his name.

There are two major suppositions connected to this idea.  The first is that Syx is all or part of the name Megamind’s parents called him. (After all, if, at only eight days old, he could remember details such as his father telling him he was destined for something, he should be able to remember his own name, right?)  Some claim that this is his real name, but others, citing the fact that Megamind never actually uses the epithet in the movie, instead theorize that this was more like a pet name.  He wouldn’t go around calling himself Syx any more than one of us would call ourselves “Cutie-Pie” or “Little Angel.”

The second is that Syx is another chosen name, one based on either Megamind’s prison number or the Cell Block where he spent his childhood.  Both are interesting concepts, but neither has even the most tenuous support from the film or other canon.  The back of the blue alien’s prison jumpsuit only displays the word “prisoner” without a number, so we have no way to determine what his prison number actually was. Although it’s clear that Megamind was raised in a different cell than the one he occupied during his brief stays in prison as an adult, and it’s possible that that could have been on Cell Block 6, the number is never shown on the screen, so again, it’s only a guess.  In fact, the only cell block we do see clearly associated with Megamind in the movie is Cell Block 9, where his high-tech, ultra-secure cell is located near the beginning of the narrative.

Vying with Syx for the spot of Most Popular Epithet in Megamind Fan Theory is the name Blue.  This is something which many agree is more like a nickname, most likely one used only by the former supervillain’s “prison uncles” and, perhaps, a few close friends.  When Megamind escapes prison near the start of the film, listen very closely and you will hear something interesting.  At nearly the same moment that we hear one prisoner yell: “Hey, Warden!” another inmate says “Hey, Blue!”  The origin of the name is obvious, and it’s doubtful whether the alien genius would have reacted well to any but his friends calling him by it, especially back during his villainous days.   At any rate, this is obviously not the former villain’s legal name.  (That doesn’t stop me from liking it, however.)

Another theory concerning Megamind’s name comes from what Metro Man calls him: Little Buddy.  Some fans suppose that this may be what the prisoners who raised Megamind when he was small called him, and that Buddy may have been accepted as his name.  Perhaps that is what he called himself for the short time he attended elementary school. After all, it would be better than being known as Nobody or Prisoner Number Whatever.  It would also make sense that, as he grew older, the future supervillain would have rejected a moniker that sounded so friendly and cute.  It certainly wouldn’t have helped him maintain the tough guy image needed to survive in a jail filled with adult criminals.

Next is a suggested name based once more on an aforementioned small detail from the film. When the Warden is unwittingly disguised by Megamind’s holowatch,  at almost the same time a convict yells “Hey, Blue!” a second one calls: “Hey, Lee!”  (Again, you have to listen closely for it, but it’s there.)  This brings up a important question: who is Lee?  Obviously, the prisoners wouldn’t call the top official of the entire facility that, but they might call another prisoner by the name.  This, along with the fact that the man shouts “Blue” first, has led to the fan theory that Lee may be part of the name Megamind was assigned as some point, perhaps when he was registered for school.

Finally, we come to what, on the surface, appears to be the most likely and obvious fan theory: Megamind’s legal name is John Doe.  This is, after all, a common epithet used for any unknown person, living or dead, throughout much of the United States, where Megamind is supposed to take place.  There’s just one problem: Metro City is located in Michigan, and that specific state’s laws differ from the norm.  It took some research, but I finally learned what the Michigan State Government does about unnamed children, and the answer is: nothing.  That’s right.  Nothing.  According to the website Today I Found Out, in Michigan, it’s possible for a baby to be given a birth certificate with no name on it, and a name can be submitted later.  Not even a surname is required.  (This must make life far easier for indecisive parents!)  However, due to state and federal regulations, there will come a time when the person must be named, such as if they wish to obtain a drivers’ license or a passport.  This is where things get really interesting.  If a name is never submitted for a person, it may be possible for them to legally choose one for themselves.  This means that Megamind may literally be the blue man’s only moniker, as well as his legal name.

So, in short, the answer to the question “what is Megamind’s real name?” is: we don’t really know.  Thanks to the inventiveness of all those who love this film, however, there is a plethora of options to choose from.  With so many fan theories, the possibilities are nearly endless.  If you can find some sort of evidence, or at least a plausible idea, to back it up, our favorite blue hero’s name can be whatever you want it to be.