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Hello, hello! How's your day going? Could I request Aventurine with a lover who loves making and gifting him jewelry and accessories?
Chained in Gold
Summary: Aventurine finds himself enamored with a lover who has a unique talent for crafting jewelry and accessories. As you gift him pieces that reflect his personality, Aventurine begins to realize that beneath the high-stakes games and carefully constructed charm, there’s something far more valuable at stake: his heart.
Tags: Aventurine x Reader, Fluff, Romantic Gestures, Jewelry-Making, Established Relationship, Vulnerable Aventurine, Banter, Tender Moments.
The sun filtered through the massive glass windows of the IPC headquarters, painting the dark wood and polished floors with golden light. Aventurine sat at his desk, lounging as if the towering pile of investment documents before him was no more stressful than a light breeze. His eyes scanned over a datapad, but his mind was elsewhere.
Specifically, it was on you.
You had shown up this morning in his office as you always did, bearing a little box wrapped in shimmering paper. Inside was a bracelet: delicate chains of gold intertwined with tiny gemstone chips that sparkled like stars. You had said it reminded you of him—his shine, his brilliance, his ability to make even chaos look beautiful.
And now that bracelet sat snugly on his wrist, hidden beneath the cuff of his blazer sleeve. No one would know it was there, but Aventurine could feel its weight.
The thought of you crafting it made his chest ache with an emotion he often buried under charm and strategy. It was vulnerability—a sensation far more dangerous than any bet he had ever placed.
That evening, you sat cross-legged in your little workspace, a tray of tools and half-finished designs spread out around you. Aventurine had slipped away from his work early and stood quietly in the doorway, watching as your fingers deftly threaded silver wire through a small emerald bead.
"Do you ever rest?" His smooth voice broke the silence, making you jump slightly.
You looked up, smiling as you placed the half-finished earring on the table. "Rest is overrated when inspiration strikes. Besides, I have a certain someone who keeps my creativity alive."
He chuckled, stepping into the room and inspecting the scattered pieces. The light glinted off the glasses perched on his nose, their rose-tinted lenses casting a faint glow over his cheekbones.
"You spoil me," he said, picking up a necklace draped with charms shaped like playing cards. "This one’s new, isn’t it? A touch of luck for your favorite gambler?"
"Luck and love," you teased, standing to face him. "But I don’t think you need the former when you’ve got the latter."
The words caught him off guard, his usual quick-witted responses faltering. You were one of the few who could do that—strip him of his carefully constructed layers and make him feel seen. He reached out, his gloved fingers brushing a stray hair from your face.
"You make me reckless," he murmured, his smile softer than usual. "And I think I like it."
A week later, Aventurine sat across from you at a bustling café. The world outside was cold and dreary, but here, the warmth from the drinks and the glow of your presence made it feel like summer.
You handed him another little box, your grin playful. "Go on, open it."
Inside was a set of cufflinks shaped like tiny roulette wheels. The craftsmanship was exquisite, the enamel shimmering in shades of black and red. He held one up, his lips quirking into a smile.
"Let me guess," he said, "you’re trying to rig my odds?"
"Only in your favor." you replied.
He leaned back, twirling one cufflink between his fingers. "You’re dangerous, you know. Giving me trinkets like this—it’s like you’re branding me as yours."
"Good." you shot back, sipping your drink with a wink.
For a moment, he said nothing, his gaze steady and intense. Then he reached across the table, his gloved hand covering yours.
"I’ve lived my life on the edge of losing everything," he said quietly. "But you... you make me think there’s something worth keeping."
Your cheeks flushed at the rare sincerity in his voice. "Then hold onto me." you whispered.
He didn’t need to say anything more. The look in his eyes—the same daring, confident glint he wore in the heat of high-stakes deals—said it all. Aventurine wasn’t a man to gamble on something unless he believed he could win. And with you by his side, he felt invincible.
#x reader#honkai star rail#hsr#honkai star rail x reader#hsr x reader#hsr aventurine#aventurine x reader#hsr aventurine x reader#aventurine x you#fluff#romantic gestures#established relationship#jewellery making#vulnerable#banter#tender moments
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[Magic Kaito] Scheduling
It's my birthday, so obviously, there should be fic. 700 words, silliness. +++
Saguru wasn’t entirely sure what he was doing here, other than the fact that it wasn’t a school night. And, well, Kid. Specifically a Kid Heist Notice. Which wasn’t for another three days. A bit larger of a lead time than normal, but Kid hadn’t made an appearance in several weeks, most likely due to it being the end of the school season and this being the first time Kid had a break to do so. But still, Saguru usually arrived later in the process, not for the initial heist note meeting. His presence was mostly superfluous at them, especially given the straight forward nature of the current note and that Kid wouldn’t be there. “Alright, men!” Nakamori-keibu bellowed and Saguru tried to flinch at the volume. Truely, did everything have time be at high decibel? “Kid has sent us a notice for three days from now at 1800-“
“I really wish he didn’t.” The owner of the large inherited topaz flinched.
Normally gem owners tended to fall into two categories, either having something to hide --usually a fake heist notice-- or attempting to challenge the Kid’s skills. The current target went in a different direction… nervous fussing. “It’s my daughter’s graduation and I wanted to be there.”
“Oh snap.” A familiar voice said from Saguru’s left and he jumped slightly. “Forgot about graduation. Would you like to reschedule?”
The Kid’s voice came from the officer standing next to Saguru. One who was twice Saguru’s age and whom he’d sworn had gotten checked for being the Kid.
“Oh would you?” The mousy gem owner looked relieved.
Kid stepped forward, the Task Force uniform vanishing with a small poof of smoke, to be replaced by the Kaitou Kid’s familiar white suit, top hat, and cape. “Certainly. When would be a good date for you?”
Kid hopped up on the desk, lightly crouching on it as the gem owner pulled out a paper planner, running his fingers across the pages. “How’s the 19th?”
Kid pulled out a phone, checking his calendar as Nakamori made an irate sound. “I’m booked.” Kid reported. “Can do the 17th or 20th though.”
“I’m out of town the 20th-“
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” Nakamori bellowed, his face a violent angry red. Kid clicked his finger and held up a finger in the inspector’s direction, the thief’s gaze on his phone as if Nakamori was the one being unconscionably rude.
“-I have work most of the 17th.” The gem owner continued. “But the evening is free.”
Kid made a thoughtful sound. “I supposed that would give me enough time-“
“You could check it now.” Saguru suggested. “Since you’re currently both free.”
Both Kid and the gem owner looked up at Saguru with identical looks of polite confusion. Saguru resisted the urge to roll his eyes. “Not everything needs to be a magic show.”
Kid gasped in outrage, one gloved hand pressed against his chest, clearly offended.
“He’s got a point.” The gem owner gestured to the large stone on his desk. “Help yourself.”
Kid nodded, hopping off the desk, picking up the gem and walking over to the window and holding it up to the moonlight. When nothing happened, he turned back and set the gem back on the desk, offering the owner his gloved hand. “Thank you very much, it was a pleasure doing business with you.”
The gem owner shook his hand. “Likewise.”
Kid turned to the officers and gave them a polite tilt of his hat. “Gentlemen.” He said, then walked out the door.
Saguru pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed heavily as no one moved.
“-GET HIM!!” Nakamori belatedly bellowed, pointing to the door the thief had just walked out of. That seemed to startle the Task Force and they scrambled to take off running, several getting stuck in the doorway and preventing the others from escaping.
“Well.” Said the gem owner, looking quite chuffed. “That was exciting.” Saguru rubbed his face with a hand, torn between exasperation and amusement, remembering once again why he attended as many Kid heists as possible. He’d been to crime scenes for years and seriously. Stuff like this only happened with the Kaitou Kid. -fin-
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Danny was really getting annoyed with his supervisor. Both him and Evan applied for the same job. He was more qualified for the position, but they end up picking Evan. He later found out that Evan got the position because of a secret bribe. He was so pissed off at that. To make things worse, Evan used his position to make work almost a living hell for him. He would give him way more task than others while the slackers got even less than before. He would sometimes give him near impossible deadlines to meet, knowing that would cause him to work a lot of late nights while he was out partying and having fun. It really got to a point he couldn't take it anymore. He wanted to teach Evan a lesson that would equal the same amount of torture he gave him. He had the perfect idea of how to do it.
Evan arrived at Danny's office after he refused to meet one of the near impossible deadlines. "You know I could have you fired, but I might give you a second chance." Evan spoke with a twisted grin.
Danny was waiting for to come to his office. "I have the finished report here. Just take a look." He spoke as he turned the computer screen toward Evan. He took out his phone and set up the TF Pro app out of view of Evan.
Evan looked at the computer screen and saw nothing but an empty page. He was about to ask what that was about when he saw a flash from Danny's phone. There was an instant change of view. He was in a different form and could not move or speak. He had a limited view form what his new form was. He could hear Danny close his office door. "I turned you into boots. My partner loves boots. I am going to gift you to him for a while. It will be long enough for them to hire a new more qualified supervisor." He heard Danny laughing as he was placed in shoe box and the top put on it. He was trapped in the dark as his fate was already determined without his consent.
The next time Evan saw daylight was the top was removed. He heard Danny's voice, and he was talking with another guy.
"What do you think of them, babe?" Danny asked his partner Valin. He watched as Valin took out the boots and examined them.
"They look perfect. Where did you get them?" Valin asked as he continued to examine them.
"My supervisor had bought them, but they didn't fit his feet, so he thought you might be able to make use of them." Danny answered back, knowing full well that Evan was hearing every word. He smirked at that thought.
"Tell him I appreciate this. I have been wanting knew boots to wear. And the way they fell makes me want to wear them nearly every day." Valin spoke as he hugged his partner.
Evan was mentally screaming at both of them. He didn't want to be worn on his feet every day. He didn't even want to be boots at all. He watched in horror as a dingy white socked foot entered one boot and pressed down on his insole face. He had to endure the same scene as Valin put on the other boot. Valin did a couple of stomps and began to walk around in him. The dingy white sock had a strong odor to it. He so wanted to get away from them so badly. The pressure of being walked on made his insole face experience extreme pain, nothing like he had ever felt before. Each step was pain renewed over and over.
Danny watched as Valin walked around the room in his new boots, simply enjoying how they felt on his feet. The thought that poor Evan was being walked on without a single thought from his owner made him smile. He really must be suffering under my partner's feet; he thought to himself. Serves him right, he also thought.
For a straight two weeks, Evan found himself subjected to Valin's feet every day. Valin wore him to work, out shopping and hanging out with friends and his partner. Sometimes, Valin wore clean socks and other times, it was dirty and smelly socks. After a few days, he had already developed a strong foot odor from Valin's foot sweat. Every speck of material on the inside reeked of his owner's feet. He was really sorry now how he had treated Danny at work. Experiencing the excruciating pain every day as his face was an insole and smelling like Valin's feet all the time was torture beyond measure. All he wanted now was for Danny to turn him back to normal. He promised he would be a better supervisor if he did so.
ONE MONTH AFTER TRANSFORMATION....
Danny came back home smiling and exicted. "I finally got the supervisor position that I have been filing in for the past month, babe. They finally made it permanent." He hugged Valin. He looked down to notice he was still wearing his special boots he gave him, even after a whole month.
"Congratulations, babe. You deserve it. Especially after putting up with that ass hole of a supervisor for so long." Valin spoke as they both sat down on the couch.
"You know, I have been hiding a secret from you the past thirty days." Danny spoke, rubbing his partner's legs.
"Oh and what's that?" Valin asked as rubbed around Danny's neck, looking into his eyes.
"You remember my ass hole of a supervisor and how he suddenly went missing?" Danny paused as he kissed Valin on the lips. "Well, he technically wasn't missing. I know exactly where he has been the past thirty days.' he added, smiling with glee.
"Where," Valin asked him, being curious now.
"On your feet. I turned him into a pair of new boots and gifted him to you until I got the position." Danny smiled back, looking down at his partner's boots.
Valin looked down at his boots as well. He was silent for a moment to really think about that. "Are you really serious?" He finally asked. He saw Danny nodding back in affirmation of his question. "No wonder they felt so good on my feet."
"But now that I have the position, I can change him back now." Danny spoke, but to open the TF Pro App on his phone.
"No, you will not. I like my boots; babe and I want to keep them." Valin paused, wiggling his toes in his boots. "They are the most comfortable footwear I ever owned. Besides, you gave them to me. It's my choice of what happens to them, right?" Valin tried to reason with his partner. He really wanted to keep his boots, despite knowing the truth now.
Danny thought about it. "Okay, if you want to keep the boots, I will let you." He deleted the reverse data from the app. "But you know fully about the boots, now. Yet, you still want to keep them." He added.
Valin nodded. "That doesn't matter. He is my property to do with as I pleased ever since you gave him to me." Both of them laughed at that remark.
Evan mentally cried, hearing the whole conversation. Valin had completely decided to keep him as his boots and Danny got his job. He now was nothing but a pair of boots for the rest of his life and no one was going to change that.
#inanimate transformation#foot domination#shrinkage#tf story#permanent transformation#unwilling permanent transformation#boot transformation#initial unaware transformation
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*looking all 11,213 of you in the eyes* guys I need this to be a safe space for silly people bc I’m turning into a clown
#personal tag#delete later#ok so Im hanging out w this guy#and a few days ago he said no to hanging out bc he’d working#that’s fine jobs take time whatever#but there have No More Texts#and i havnt seen him in over a week#so like#if I text and offer mushrooms (bc we both like those)#is that normal and fun or the text of a man desperate to make out whole high#idk. someone pls tell me to stop being silly and text him#bc the worst he can say is no#bc if he says no then I will simply find another fish#ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh dating makes me wanna set stuff on fire#I just wanna hang out with him#but i am so nervous about asking#FUCK
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The Many Illustrators of A Tale of Two Cities 11: Harry Furniss (1/2)
These speak for themselves.
This week's set is a particularly iconic one - at long last, we've arrived at Harry Furniss's illustrations for the 1910 Charles Dickens Library edition of A Tale of Two Cities!
1 / 2 || 2 / 2
Furniss created hundreds of illustrations for this series, which was meant as a centennial celebration of Dickens's birth. For A Tale of Two Cities in particular, he made 32! In this post, we'll be looking at the first 19.
Also, a note for the full set, just as a heads-up: A few of the Internet Archive versions - which are the primary source used here - were cropped, so I edited in the missing pieces using (if I remember correctly) these versions from HathiTrust.
There really isn't much more to say concerning these thorough, thoughtful illustrations - I waited patiently to begin to work on posts for them until I found quality versions that would do them justice, and I'm so delighted to finally have done so. Without further ado, enjoy!
See you soon for Part 2!
& the standard endnote for all posts in this series:
This post is intended to act as the start of a forum on the given illustrator, so if anyone has anything to add - requests to see certain drawings in higher definition (since Tumblr compresses images), corrections to factual errors, sources for better-quality versions of the illustrations, further reading, fun facts, any questions, or just general commentary - simply do so on this post, be it in a comment/tags or the replies!💫
#also I'M BACK!!!#A Tale of Two Cities#AToTC#dickens#charles dickens#bookblr#litblr#literature#classic literature#victorian literature#vintage illustration#illustration#illustrators#Harry Furniss#1910s#finally dear god. i've just been so caught up in another project#(only tangentially related to this blog but more on that later)#it's the kind of thing where you don't wanna work on anything else until it's done. hence my weeklong absence#there'll be a catchup post mid-week that's gonna be. well. the second part of Harry Furniss's stuff!#I normally don't share my opinion on any individual set in this series but. god I love his sensibilities he's one of my favorites#not always in his character designs Themselves but in like. everything else.#like as I've gone through this set#I've started to realize these illustrations may have had more of an impact on my artistic sensibilities than I'd originally realized#especially the ones that combine the thin & wiggly linework with the inky & smudgy background#and it’s made me all🥺🥹#anyway see you Friday or Saturday-ish!
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Song of the Day: May 3
"Life Less Frightening" by Rise Against
#song of the day#'I don't ask for much / truth be told I'd settle / for a life less frightening'#another song that when I sing it alone it doesn't sound much like the original but I do so like to sing it#check me stirring my roux humming 'these lives we live test negative for happiness' sweetly to myself#today was Friday and I'm still trying to decide if I'm satisfied with the amount of work I got done this week#I suppose I'll have to be#I had my weekly report meeting and again the updates my boss asked for in the meeting were not the ones she asked me to prepare#so I split-screened her and delivered the prepared updates as I frantically opened and updated the new request#and then when she finished making politely falsely interested sounds (I'm not bitter I'm not I'm not) she asked again for the new update#and by then I had it ready! saved it as I brought up the share-screen and showed it to her#too frustrated in the moment to be properly proud of myself but now it's hours later and I'm feeling a little smug about it#little back-pats for me#I have something like a project timeline worked out for the idiot project#and I did some good work in the garden (nasturtium growing up the post under the bird feeder. very pleased it took the transplant so well)#and I sooooort of sorted the freezer stuff. kind of. mostly we ate the things I wanted to rearrange but I've got a plan for moving forward#the last non-work thing I'd really wanted to accomplish this week was getting my queue set up again here#I've gone through my drafts and done some prep but as you can see the queue isn't actually running again yet#hopefully I'll do that tomorrow. we'll see how it goes#the queue may have to wait until Sunday because I must confess if I can accomplish only one single solitary thing tomorrow#I would like it to be six hours of uninterrupted sleep. may it please the gods I shall rest tomorrow. blessed weekend#edit: wait wait I'm a fool I'm a fool I just typed 'May 3' and still I am a fool#it's May the Fourth!!#happy star wars day my loves if I don't get the queue up today after all#it's because I'm reshuffling everything because I've got a new influx of SW posts to distribute!!
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#my fault for saying yes technically but my manager asked if i can come in today bc someone called out#i was asking about my schedule and she was like 'im adding you to monday' (i was only scheduled tomorrow and tuesday)#and when i asked 'so im not coming in today right?' bc nothing about that was mentioned she said we'll see what my hours#were for the past week#so#guess im going into work :')#as stated my fault for saying yes but in my mind i 1) could have just not and assumed i wouldnt be scheduled#2) the more hours i work rn the more im paid AND it makes up for how much less ill be paid come august (ill only be able to work a certain#number of hours) and 3) i technically didnt have plans today (i had 1 but its a plan that could be any day of the week)#so im just gonna double check w my manager later that the rest of my week is set/im not gonna be coming in after tuesday#bc i would like to plan the rest of my week and do stuff w family as well as just. yknow. personal projects#anYWHO#my period's also supposed to be soon so thats another factor to my not wanting to work but that one is an easy one to ignore lol#amber's shit you can ignore
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I was looking for a job, and then I found a job, and heaven knows, I have to use this new job to look for a better job.
#i was supposed to have a phone interview but they never called so i called them#and they were like 'this is the job. it pays bad and you're probably only working once a week. that okay?'#and i have another job interview in an hour so maybe i can call this one off? but this one is also iffy#mostly because after we set up the interview for this afternoon and they called then hours later to actually can you come in the morning?#which i couldn't do because i had the phone interview#guys it's really sounding like it's not people who don't want to work but people don't know how to hire
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I love the fact that I can work as hard as I can manage with a broken tooth and a dying tooth (one on each side, I've been chewing on the cavity for a year) and I still cannot save even $10 towards getting dental treatment (2 impacted wisdom teeth, + tooth broken off under the gum, + bad cavity) because I barely make enough to cover my food and board and the insane energy bill
#I'm just ranting don't mind me it's fine I am continuing to exist as usual I may delete this later bc it's a bit of a bummer to read#I prefer to keep my blogging to fun or otherwise nonserious content because it's supposed to be for decompression no real world drama here#I got into a 3 hour body language study and earned $50 so I spent that as fun money on a couple games during the Steam sale just to#take a break from the constant cycle of getting paid and then immediately saying goodbye to all but about 15 cents#(well it was 1 game Slime Rancher 2 and then 2 expansion packs one for Planet Zoo and another for Cities Skylines long play hours mileage)#I've tried to budget to buy small things like a fan or a toothbrush maybe (mine is 8yrs old and doesn't charge sometimes) but NOPE#let alone stashing away over $2000 for the amount of treatment I need given tooth extractions are $200-$500 each#I use about $50 of groceries a week ($30 USD) sometimes up to $80 if I need to buy some extra toiletries or bonuses like ham/falafel/bread#our last quarterly power bill was $1900 FOR NO REASON even for a winter one#olessan oration#the work I have is HIT/mturk type work which pays amazingly well and I am so grateful because I can't work in a traditional environment due#my inability to sleep/wake on anyone else's schedule and need for engaging work but it also means each worker is basically a contract worke#picking their own hours which is VERY HARD to stick to for me since I may also have ADHD-i but that diagnosis also costs like $2000 in Aus#so I'm doing my best fucking lmao#I have a set minimum hours I want to keep up to and move to full time but I am so exhausted by the constant background noise of#the tooth problems that I burn out very quickly#like the tooth ache isn't that bad#the tooth is actively dying but the pain isn't unbearable it just shits me off at all times#it's bearable most of the time and doesn't affect my sleep unless the temp is cold or something#it's been bad this week tho so I've gone through almost all my ibuprofen managing it#the tooth that broke off broke off earlier in the year and the gum has mostly healed over and the dead root is concealed inside my gums now#that stopped being painful in mid 2021 but when it died it was pretty bad it did stop me sleeping for a couple weeks#Christmas 2021 involved me contemplating ripping the tooth out myself lmao#the nerve eventually died seemingly without an abscess#unless I DID have an abscess but that seems extremely unlikely because abscesses are SEVERE AND HORRIBLE AND LIFE THREATENING#sometimes I can feel the tooth ligament wiggling on its own or I like flex it by accident it's so weird bc the tooth is gone so#the ligament is still holding onto the root but with way less weight#anyway I am eating my mac n cheese n veg with the side that has the missing tooth because the cavity tooth has a big bruise along the gumli#gumline which may be from overzealous brushing (I fill the tooth will temporarily filling putty and it needs to be cleaned well when the#putty falls out)
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hi i'll get to a few more blurbs after my event tomorrow mwa.
#my schedule is getting busiers again hsudjsjsja makes me ANGRY bcs there are so many good prompts in my inbox rn hushshshsjs#i have another debate next week. a research abstract due. an lgu profiling due. two long quizzes. kill me now 👩🦯👩🦯👩🦯#anyway watched the latest zb1 mafia ep while working ricky looked as pretty as ever 😔😔#ppl in the comments praising wook and hao and yes they played smart but give my man gyuvi some credit too he hardcarried.#have to review a few more documents for tomorrow (later's) event then pass out bcs i have to get up at 7am to set up our stage design 😭😭😭#november u r so mean 2 me
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Hopefully I will finish the Pilots and the Mini-Movies tonight on my rewatch. But don't be surprised if I somehow don't.
#on another note I have school work this week even though we're on break#mainly because my college class doesn't have the full week off. and only has thursday and friday#plus since the course is online I don't think they even have to follow through with that#since the work is all there from the beginning of the week#and since everyone in my class (it's set up so that the course itself is online but we have a period at school everyday for it)#all agreed to do our work early so we don't have to do it later imma have to do it#but i also have a slight issue with procrastinating in that class. not to the point where stuff is late#(even though work is generally accepted 2 days late for full credit in that class)#but my procrastination is still an issue#ahem. anyways. rant aside. on to the actual normal tags#ninjago#ns0#ninjago pilots#ninjago the boat rewatch#the boat rewatch#ninjago the dragon rewatch#the dragon rewatch#ninjago boats#ninjago dragons
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Damn I can’t believe you didn’t have mad men: 4.07 the suitcase! It’s considered one of the best episodes of television like ever, and I’m not even normally a fan of dramas lol
Ah I know the feeling there are so many episodes that I realized I missed like a week after I started the tournament!
#example: the jump the shark episode. idk how far it would’ve gone but it would’ve been nice to have it in the running.#asks#submissions#< for later if I decide I want to do another bracket. no promises bc I started classes this week and I can feel myself#getting a little burned out#not worried about the current bracket bc round 4 will be the last 16-poll group#actually setting up week 4 will be the most work I have to do for the rest of the tournament#bc at this point I’m making an actual bracket and I want to add alt text from now on#anyway. we’ll see where I’m at in a week or so.
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@lynns-art-blog 😘🥰
#bat wives bat wives#*screeches to find you with my incredible sonic (not the hedgehog) ears* *kisses u kisses u kisses u-*#lynn#bats#theyre lesbians harold#gay#queer#lgbtq#morxwar#lynn this will have been weeks ago by the time this gets outa queue#but for whaatever reason my spoon levels aare more ok with tags than messaging so storytime-#i was trying to get minecraft set up on computer since i wiped and reinstalled windows for more space#and the way its set up right now i can turn the monitor to see it from bed and use controller to play games from there#without having to sit at desk#but its a ps4 controller which obviously mc doesnt like (ive skipped the whole gd fiasco of just trying to remember/get logged in/get#account moved over from mojang 😭 that was an ordeal also)#but i googled and it was like 'haha download a mod for it dumbass' and i was like 'no bls sir im already having to download so many things#for the emulators is there another way' and find that you can??? open non steam games through steam?????? which i think ive seen something#about before but completely forgot about and have never tried doing. anyway. it has ezpz looking instructions and i dont have to download#anything else and im like aHA this will be way better and also easier#and...it must have been old instructions cos the places it was telling me to go/wording of settings werent quite matching up#and also it was like 'just pick minecraft from the list!:D!'#but minecraft was not in the list#it was nowhere to be found in that list where wAs it#had to browse manually and trying the game itself gave me a very dumb admin permissions error (i Am the admin you dumbass what do you meAN)#trying the other thing ...... worked???? but doesnt seem to actually#it pulled it into steam and technically i can select it from there and it launches minecraft#but launches it very outside steam with i feel like the whole point of launching from in steam is to..open it..in steam....? but ig maybe#not idk maybe its a glorified shortcut so all your games are accessible from one place or smth#anyway several other conundrums later i eventually got it to Theoretically be set up how the steps said to
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talking about impenetrable accents/dialect just reminded me. when I was in Milan a couple of years back I was staying in this little rathole hotel and I had the biggest fucking migraine, so I was like non c'è problema I'll just go buy painkillers. of course every pharmacy on the map in a three block radius was closed, so my stupid ass just starts wandering around trying to figure out on the fly if you can get OTC from supermarkets in italy.
I walk into this little everything store (to my foreign eyes the kind of place that back home could sell you a bunch of carrots, a 6-pack of beer, pantyhose, bleach and a screwdriver set) and I see some household basics in the back but not what I need. with the confidence of a person who is only in the city for 3 days because he got bored and packed a bag and booked the cheapest flight available the week before (<= MENTAL ILLNESS), I was like no worries I know some italian, I can just ask.
I grab a bottle of water, walk up to the counter, and I'm like Ciao, hai il paracetamolo? And the guy is like che, and I'm like paracetamolo. Per la mia testa. And he's like che?
This is where I would have said 'aspirina' except I can't take aspirin for medical reasons, or 'antidolorifico' except I don't know that word and I've got no phone data for google translate and also I'm stupid. So in my fucked up leith-glasgow-italian accent I'm like paaa-ra-cetta-mollll-ooo. He's like ohhh bene, bene, and he calls another guy out of the back and asks him to go get something. Other guy then walks out of the store into the street, and before I can be like hey, che la fuck, he comes back and hands me a huge bundle of herbs.
At this point I'm like okay this entire interaction has been a bust, but these guys have been very nice and patient and they're both smiling happily at me because they've been of service, so I'm like ahh perfetto, grazie, pay them a couple of euros and leave.
EVENTUALLY I find a pharmacy that's open, and my head is fucking killing me, and my phone still isn't connecting, and now I have this small shrubbery poking out of my coat pocket, so I don't even bother looking around the shelves. I just walk straight to the counter and I'm like uhh ciao, scusi. And hearing my nightmare of an accent the guy answers in english and I'm like thank christ, do you please have paracetamol. Not aspirin, I can't take aspirin. And he's like yeah yeah hold on, goes into the back, comes out with what I need.
Only when he comes out he gives me this look, and then he starts laughing. And then he pretends he's not laughing and rings me up and I pay, and as I'm leaving I can see him losing it. But I don't care, my head is going to explode, I'm going back to the rathole to close the blinds and fall comatose for four hours.
When I get back to my hotel room I take off my coat and remember the huge bouquet of herbs in my pocket. They smell amazing, and I'm like I'm pretty sure this is parsley in which case I can just get some tomatoes and mozzarella later and make it work. but since I have no idea what that interaction was, I want to make sure. I bring out my phone to get a visual reference of what parsley leaves look like, and because I was using it for google translate earlier I put 'parsley' in the wrong box like a dope and translate it to italian.
prezzemolo
I wish I could have been the pharmacist in the moment he looked at my tired pissed off anglophone ass, heard me say 'paracetamol' in my fucked up accent, and turned around saw what was in my pocket. I'd have lost my shit too.
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#vent#me posting#i feel like it's fair of me to keep my fucking window open when I got stuck with the tiniest room in the house that for some fuck forsaken-#reason has 2 (technically 3 but that one extra doesn't seem to work) fucking vents‚ while they blast the fucking temp to 20°c-#meaning my laptop overheats faster and I feel like I'm getting fucking heat stroke#btw the way the vents are set up‚ there is no physically possible way to not have my bed nearly directly under one of them#so no‚ actually‚ I don't give a shit if the fuvking electrical bill is more expensive‚ we don't have a living room I can set my xbox up in-#and i have no where's comfortable to use my laptop‚ where in my other option is sit in the singular fucking dining chair in our incomplete-#kitchen and stare at the fridge or my phone for like 12 hours‚ then sweat to death in bed for another 12‚ play acting at sleeping-#while gasping like a fucking fish.#yes I get my room is not the most important reno to get done in this fuckass house‚ but unfortunately you're barely‚ if at all-#working on any other part of renovating this fucking place#also whatever sensors you think are working to make up for how cold this house is aren't gonna give a shit‚ since one of our-#kitchen windows keep fucking falling out. nevermind that when i was stuck sleeping in your fucking room because you fucked up the-#flooring‚ and had to pull it all out in my room‚ you left me with a window missing‚ and I put up a garbage bag-#because I was worried one of the cats would escape‚ yet you only fixed the window near 2 weeks later when my floor-#which had been out for a month and a bit‚ was finally fixed and you would be moving back into that fucking room#thanks for that realy appreciate it
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anyone else desperate to keep it together lately?
#will probs delete this later but#this week’s already been so looong#been prepping for a big work event that was happening today#running on little sleep bc my apartments having a roach issue out of nowhere and they’re the one thing I can’t stand#pest control is dealing with it but it’s a nightmare#and then had a panic attack in the middle of the day before we set up the event#bc i finally was able to set up an interview for this potential promotion#and ive been hiding it from my coworker bc last time it came up she had a two hour long fit where she was begging me ‘not to leave her’#and despite asking repeatedly for her not to be involved in the process#guess who was included in the interview committee??#and so now i’ll have to deal with her worming her way into another thing#everything just feels suffocating lately#and i try to make this my happy spot since the community’s so great and the tour is so exciting#but like…. dang#can the universe give me a bit of a break#anyway just wanted to get that off my chest a bit#caoil rambles
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