#i have a test to take tomorrow im gonna cry im gonna cry if i cant get into my accou to take the final

[minhmynchi]

(venting in the tags ignore this lol)

[sasster]

why can’t i log in to my school account why can’t i log in to my school account why can’t i log in to my school account

[webism]

☆ gojo is so big that you have to go slow with taking him otherwise he will break you. and he loves that fact—he’s so cocky about it, about how every aspect of him is so overwhelming to you that you can’t take his cock without crying.

and they’re good tears, tears that taste good on his tongue when he licks them from your cheeks. tears that spring hot in your eyes with every inch he manages into you—he’s too much, though at the same time you can never get enough of him.

“gonna finally take all of me tonight, baby?” he mocks you, grins at the way your eyes squeeze shut as he rubs at your clit in hopes of relaxing you a tad. “you know, i could flip us over.. let gravity do the hard work.”

you accept because it sounds good in theory. gojo flips you both over and lays on his back as you find purchase with your fingers splayed over his heaving chest. but being like this, with satorus pulsing dick still barely half inside of you, you realise gravity hates you.

because although you're dropping just that little bit further down on his cock, your legs are trembling like it's an effort to keep you off of him. and gojo, being the cocky man he is, takes hold of your hips and works you even further downwards onto his length.

"fuck," is all you can manage, he's painful and narcotic all in the same stroke and so deep inside of you that you swear he's in your stomach. you shake your head, "i can't. you're too big, im sorry."

satoru shakes his head, looks up at you with those lust-blown eyes of his and smiles. "you want me to pull out?"

and as he tries to pull you up and off his length, slow as not to hurt you, there's a look on his face that you can't miss. he's so pretty when he's plotting, but you're only given a second to admire him, because just as he's about to pull the tip of his aching cock out of you, he lets go of your hips.

and your legs fail you, your body collapses downwards and you, in turn, are impaled on his prodigious length once again. you could cry, you think you do—your cheeks are wet when you fall forwards and your gasp of shock is swallowed by gojo, who kisses you hungrily. his fingers dig into your hips as he smiles against your kiss.

you feel his cock twitch inside of you, deeper than you've ever been able to take him before, and you realise you're practically at the base. you've never felt so full... so good... so stretched out and overwhelmed. and when your boyfriend tests the waters and fucks up into you just a little, a breathy moan is drawn straight from your lungs.

"toru—"

"shh," he snaps his hips up again to stall your words. "finally gonna cum inside of you, baby, not pulling out until you're left just as full as you are now."

and if your lover is anything at all, it's a man of his words. you'll have to call in sick tomorrow.

[britneyshakespeare]

why has working two days in a row started to do that to me again? i got out of work almost four hours ago but i cant move

[goose-duck]

Creepypasta incorrect quotes 🦆

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i know nothing abt anything, this was a request from forever ago, have fun reading these :D

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Nina: better hope you don't lose a finger

Jeff: oh, I've got nine more

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Jane: you don't even have a dick

Jeff: and yet my personality makes up for it

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Jeff: *yelling about leaving*

Toby: at least the trash is very insistent on taking itself out

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Hoodie: Toby's got a test tomorrow, do you know that?

Masky: no?

Hoodie: does he know that..?

Toby: know what?

Hoodie: he doesn't.

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Jeff: *coughing*

EJ: *cooking right beside him* Jeff!!

Jeff: uh oh

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Jeff: anti-cyclonic freak

Toby: excuse me?

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Sally: what the flying fig tree is happening!?

Jane: *gasp*

Nina: *shock*

Jeff: *laughing*

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Masky: wish I had something to throw at him...

Hoodie: you have a phone

Masky: wouldn't wanna break it on his thick skull

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Jeff: anyone ever tell you that you talk too much?

Nina: no?

Jeff: well, they should.

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Toby: there's a big chicken in the fridge. It's in the way of the milk...I think it's a turkey?

EJ: for Thanksgiving, Toby.

Toby: it's still in the way of the milk.

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Ben: this is weird, y'all are weird, I'm gonna go home.

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Jeff: wanna know the most pointless thing I've ever seen?

Masky: you?

Jeff: a sphere.

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Sally: If operator man makes us go outside today I'm gonna cry and my tears will freeze and it'll hurt so I'll cry more...

Ben: yeah, he's the kinda guy to make us play badminton in a hurricane

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Jane: look at my story, do it.

Jeff: why's it so ominous? Why are you being ominous?

Jane: it's like a threat

Jeff: IM NOT A DICKLE

Jane: UR A DICKLE

Jeff: IM NOT

Jeff: I'm no dickpe

Jane: you're no dickpe but you're a dickle

Jeff: dick pee

Jane: dick pickle

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Toby: time flies when you have no idea what's happening

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LJ: I slipped on a pumpkin today...it really caught me off gourd! *Laughing*

Everyone else: *silence*

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Masky: *opens door*

Masky: *looks to his left and sees Toby* oh my god

Masky: *looks to his right and sees hoodie* oh my god

Masky: *closes door*

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Slenderman/operator (whatever he's called idk): I'm a business man. My business? Crime.

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Nina: *drinking pumpkin spice drink*

Jane: pumpkin spice is cinnamon and lies

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Toby: *talking to Masky* I make jokes Hoodie should be in a nursing home, what would you be in? A coffin?

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LJ: what are you looking for? A job? A man? A job, man?

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Toby: I can pull a push door but I can't pull anything else

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Jeff: *acting foolish*

EJ: it must be stupid o'clock

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slenderman: this isn't a democracy here. I'm in charge.

Jeff: I'm deciding to start a revolution against this injustice by doing whatever the hell I want!

Slenderman: you can't just do that.

Jeff: says who?

Slenderman: me.

Jeff: no.

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Sally: seagull, seagull, seagull

Ben: shut up!! I'm trying to sleep!

Sally: SEAGULL, SEAGULL, SEAGULL

Ben: SHUT UP!!!

Sally: SEAHORSE, SEAHORSE, SEAHORSE

Ben: aughhhhh

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Jane: chairs are better than real boys

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Jeff: proni icik

EJ: what?

Jeff: hüñyâ

EJ: okay.

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EJ: my eyes were leaking.

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[siobhanbooks]

Riorgail post war baby!!

Set in Aretia post war kind of like they aren't at peace but there's no actual battle currently happening

“Xaden, everything is fine. Don't even worry about it.” “Is something wrong? Vi, you know you can talk to me.” “Xaden,” I stepped out of the bathroom, pushing past him to continue my night routine. “Everything's okay. Seriously.” “I'll ask Tairn. He's been in your head all day. Or should I head down the hall and ask Imogen.” “No!” I whirled around to stare at him. “Then tell me.” “I might be pregnant.” I gripped the desk as I spoked, keeping my eyes trained on the floor in front of me, not wanting to see his reaction. “What? Love, are you, are you serious?” “I'm not gonna lie about something like that, Xaden.” He came up in front of me and grabbed my shoulders, forcing me to look at him. “Vi, isn't this good news? I thought you wanted kids.” “Not yet. Not till I was probably 27. Until after my four years of service were up.” “But it's happening now.” “We don't know that. I think I might be not, I know that I am.” “Violence.” “I don't know yet. I took a test and I'm waiting to hear from the healer.” “Did you talk to Brennan about it?” “Yeah, it went like this. Hey Brennan, I just wanted to let you know that one of your closest friends just knocked up your baby sister by mistake. Anyway, family dinner next time Mira’s around?” “Violet.” “Xaden.” “Don't do that. Don't be sarcastic and rude about it.” “Fine. Only Imogen and the healer I spoke to know. I promise I didn't tell anyone else.” “How come Im knew before me?” “I had a breakdown on the bathroom floor to her, and she suggested it, then practically dragged me to the healers to find out.” I admitted, reluctantly. “Oh Vi.” He pulled me into his embrace, wrapping his arms tightly around me, before I could cry. “It'll be okay. If you are, we'll deal with it together. I'm right here, love.” “I'm fine, I just really need to sleep, I think. I won't hear back until tomorrow night anyway. Just have to hope Brennan is distracted all day.” “I can sort that out. I'll tell him, early, tomorrow that I'll do the meetings then make them take all day. After that, we'll get Bodhi and Garrick to spar with him all night until you know for sure. Keep him out of the healer's wing all day.” My husband, I definitely did not deserve him. “Really?” “I don't fancy Brennan attempting to kill me until I have to. So yeah, really.” “Oh gods. I have to tell him if I'm pregnant.” “Well we are married, love. It's not that ridiculous that we might have a baby.” “I've got an idea, we send Brennan to the other side of the province for a year and keep Mira out of Aretia for a year, and then when they come back, we tell them we adopted.” “Slight problem, Violence. This child will look like us. How are you gonna explain that?” “Coincidence?” “Nice try.” “I know. It was a long shot anyway."

[bluetoraa]

uehehehehehehehe saiki with a reader who loves to bake sweets?? Romantic or platonic is fine!! Take ur time <3333

SAIKI K X BAKER!READER

!warnings!

GN!reader

after science class, the teacher announced a test would be coming up soon.

you went up to saiki asking begging to help you study since you are struggling in the subject.

saiki found you less annoying then the rest of the students at PK, so none the less, he agreed.

you said you’d meet him at his house around, 5PM. not immediately after school but way later since school ended.

when saiki agreed you smiled and said, “i’ll surprise you with something since i know you don’t like having people around, take it as my thanks saiki!”

when he heard you think ‘mh, he likes sweet stuff right? maybe strawberry cake’ll do it! god, i hope he likes it.’

yeah, saiki knew he was gonna love having you over.

when he got home, even though saiki can hear everyones thoughts, was lazer focused onto yours.

‘i gotta taste the batter, what if it’s too bitter? nevermind, i think it tastes good!’

‘i just gotta pack these slices then it’ll be good! im so excited to see him, gosh what if his family’s there?!’

oh yeah. he didn’t tell his parents he’s gonna have you over.

“ah, hi ku! is everything alright?”

“kusou! your father needs some help with somethi-”

“no. and i’m going to have someone here in awhile. so please, do not be weird and swarm them with questions.”

the two of them looked like they were gonna cry.

they were shouting stuff like “our baby ku is making more friends than we though?!” and “oh my! we MUST make dinner to greet them, gosh i hope they like the food!!!”

this is what he didn’t want to happen, but it was too late to stop them because a bell rang at the door.

how did he miss you? he would’ve prepared sooner!!!!

“i’ll get it! ah, im so happy for you ku!”

suddenly saiki’s father appeared behind his mother tearing up in excitement.

“i’ll just open the door.”

“too late kusou, your mothers already opened the door and is obsessing over them and- OH MY GOD IS THAT STRAWBERRY CAKE?”

saiki just stood awkwardly in the back as he watched his parents force you to sit onto their dinner table as you three ate the cake you brought.

“me and y/n have to STUDY. please leave us alone.”

“c’mon ku! eat this delicious cake with us, your friend worked extra hard for this!”

saiki sighed and sat down in the wooden chair beside you as you passed him a slice of your cake.

“i hope you like it saiki, i made it with you in mind. we can study later!”

he grabbed his fork and stabbed a piece of the fluffy cake and put it in his mouth.

when the cake touched his taste buds his aura totally changed!

he had a cutesy, happy aura around him instead of that cold feeling that surrounds him at all times.

he’s smiling while going for the last bite of the cake but suddenly drops the smile as it hits him thats that is the last bite of his slice.

“well, we better get studying huh? should we stay here or go to your room saiki?”

“my room.”

the two of you studied until you physically, mentally and spiritually could not.

when you were getting ready to leave saiki asked you,

“do you know how to make coffee jelly?”

“absolutely i do! my nephew loves it so i make it for him all the time!”

“could you make it for me tomorrow for lunch? its fine if you can’t..”

“awe, of course i can saiki! but i gotta get going, my moms gonna freak if i don’t get home soon.”

before you could even open the door his mom’s rushing to you thanking you for coming and how you’re so good looking!

oh ku must be so lucky if your his friend, maybe you guys should—

alright thats enough!

saiki rushed you out of the door and wished you well and quickly teleported to his room to avoid the questions he knows he’s gonna get drowned in.

in the blink of an eye saiki was in bed ready to sleep but he couldn’t.

not because of the incoming thoughts from others 24/7, because he was fantasizing about that coffee jelly he was gonna eat tomorrow.

saiki may be an all powerful being with no weakness, but your treats made him feel normal.

he really really likes your baking and you. <3

AUTHOR NOTES!

haha…hi guys.

pls dont be mad😭😭 i just lowkey forgot that i post fics…!

but i’m gettinh ready to post another fic today! i swear! maybe tomorrow.

december 3rd, 2022. 6:42.

[deathwhoregutfucker]

vent

i have a meeting with my advisor tomorrow and were going over the classes that i wanna take next semester and hopefully i can take the classes that i want. when she asks me how im doing i know that im gonna break down and cry but at least i wont be lying about it. i really do need to go counseling but i just dont know when i have the fucking time. and itll be even worse because id be spending more time away from my friends and theyll probably be pissed at that too. and i had to ask one of my professors for an extension on my outline thats due tomorrow. i have a math test tmr morning and i really hope that i pass it. last time i thought that i did good and i literally fucking bombed it and i had a cheat sheet with everything that i needed on it. and i still fucking failed it. im gonna go to tutoring too but i dont know when ill have the fucking time because i have so much work.

im going home to vote tmr and coming back on tuesday night. ill be able to do work during the day on tuesday but im still so fucking overwhelmed. and it doesnt help that my friends are fucking jerks.

i have to add more shit to my cheat sheet for my test but part of me doesnt even care because i feel like ill just fail it like the last one when i thought that i was gonna do good with it. i really hope that i can pass the class because ill either have to withdraw and take it again (and probably fail it again) or fail it and have to take it again. i have to have a 75 to pass and i have a 75 right now but i think that my grade will drop after this test. my prof doesnt give out extra credit either. im trying so fucking hard and im not even doing good in the class. it doesnt make sense.

i just want it to be december break so i wont have to worry about all of this shit.

[abilouwrites]

AMERICAN DREAM

First fic in a while 😐😃

:(no outbreak) Sarah, drinking, dilfs. Ranch on pizza, food. Hives AFAB reader. Periods

Joel would often wonder what his life would be like, would he have that American dream? Would she have stayed? Would he not be a contractor living day to day in a house he can barely afford.

Would she still be a doctor instead of running away at the sight of a positive test. Would she be the mother she wanted to be.

Maybe instead she would’ve been a stay at home mom, nursing babies and enjoying life. Would he have had that cushy job her mother approved of.

He sees her in his dream sometimes, hair tied back like always, especially when she was thinking. Hard at thought; nose in her textbooks.

But instead she was eternalized by his dreams, stuffed into baggy clothes to hide the bump, crying in the shitty apartment they were living in.

In his dreams shes standing in the kitchen, Sarah tucked under her arm as she’s mashing potatoes, angrily grunting away and blabbing about some girl on the soccer team.

Sometimes he’d like to imagine the two of them having another kid, sometimes he’d imagine her stomach swollen still covered in those hives she used to get.

Sarah gets them, stressed, in the sun too much. Her skin flares and she ends up with her skin scratched raw, spoon feeding her ice cream in an ice bath.

He’d imagine her, kissing him at the door and untightening his tie, taking his briefcase and setting it by the coffee table he built.

Instead he’s taking his flannel off and seeing Sarah once again making eggs, “hi sweetie, you ok?” He’ll ask kissing the part of her hair.

“Yeah, I made eggs.” She always says, “I put cheese in them too. If you grab some of the bread and toast it I can put some bacon on too”

“No ‘m alright sweetheart. The guys ordered pizza, brought you some for lunch tomorrow”

“Thanks” she says, scratching the back of her hair to which Joel lifts it up seeing the small lumps with red circles around, “hives”

“Uh oh, do I need to go buy icecream?” He jokes

“No, no im fine.”

It’s when Sarah starts truly growing up when he is at a loss; unsure of what to do. Confused and nervous. But aware of the young adult neighbors who’d moved in.

It’s an awkward situation, nervously knocking on a door he’s only interacted with once. And that was just introducing himself and Sarah.

It’s just about seven at night, and a young woman appears at the door after some shouting. It’s clear she’s half asleep; the television blaring in the background. There’s a girl passed out on the floor and the woman at the door turns back, “Becca, turn Sofie on her side. If she barfs she’s gonna choke” she stares before closing the door.

A southern accent drawls from her voice, one clearly hidden from years out of state, “somethin I can help you with?” She asks, sweeping some hair out of her eyes.

“M so sorry for the bother, my daughter. Uh Sarah. She’s uh” he nervously looks at the ground, “got her period.. and I uh don’t know what to do”

“Oh yeah, give me a sec”

She runs back inside; and whilst Joel is completely expecting for her to ditch she comes out later with a box of pads, “I remember her, uh will you show me to her?” The twenty something girl.

He leads her upstairs knocking on the crummy white door, “sar, it’s one of the neighbors. She’s a uh. Girl and I think she will know what to do”

“Ok..” the muffled voice is shaky and clear that she had been crying.

“Hey. I’m y/n” you tell her your name and she responds with hers.

“Y/n, I’ll be downstairs. Beer?”

“No thank you Mr.Miller. I don’t drink on school nights”

“Alright. I’ll be downstairs”

You see him more and more, drinks now and then. Babysitting for some extra cash. A cool house that isn’t full of partying.

He finds you, usually asleep on the couch, Sarah’s head on your lap. He sees the similarities between you and her, heat hives.

It’s unexpected when he finds you in the shower, “you alright?”

“Gosh I’m sorry Mr.Miller, Im breaking out in hives and Sarah said I could use the cold shower”

“No, you’re alright. Do I pop a bottle of wine and order pizza?”

“God that’d be lovely.”

Joel never opens wine unless it’s with you, and you manage do drink half of it. And half a pizza, with Sarah’s assistance of course, “I didn’t know a sorority girl could eat that much” Joel jokes seeing you dip your pizza into some ranch.

“Mnh, I also played volleyball and was on my collages soccer team before I graduated” You say, “never missed a meal, kept my mass up, I’m on the bulk right now” You inform

“Jesus, ranch with pizza? What are you a wild animal”

You laugh at him as Sarah looks disapprovingly. He still walks you home and waits for you to lock the door before he goes home.

Sarah is still there, eating leftover pepperoni, “you like her” she states

“Don’t lie you lil twerp”

“No I’m serious, non of the others made you open up like that, and I wouldn’t mind having her around. I mean she basically lives here anyways”

[thatdeadaquarius]

With your language AU, I remember watching a video about a guy speaking angrily nonesense in an Indian accent and people thinking he was very angry. Imagine this as the Creator speaks angry gibberish to people and they just assume that the Creator is cursing them or something. (Or like when they speak gibberish to babies and everyone's like, "Aw the Creator is teaching that baby their divine language")

*AUDIENCE DRAMATICALLY GASPS.

✨️I look pretty good for a dead bitch✨️

She's alivveee!!!

Whats up i almost passed away from sheer academic workload, but im not in the ground yet 🥰 And with drafts outta my ass! :D

Hope yall ready for ur regularly scheduled Bullshit Genshin Sagau <3

SANDBEES THATS SUCH A GOOD USERNAME & ALSO SORRY I ANSWERED THIS SO FUCKING LATE JESUSSSSS 💀💀💀

SORRY ABT THE POLL I CANT BELIEVE I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT IM FUCKING CRYING I WOULD DO THIS-

Well at least i can do polls thru this in the future?? Idk tumblr is ass so we'll see how this accidental test works out...

☆

So these were the first thngs i thought of and its not super long bc ASKERS R GENIUSES OKAY

SOMTIMES I JUST WANNA PROFUSELY THANK U GUYS AS A REPLY FOR SHARING WITH THE CLASS THRU MY BLOG 💖💘💫

Saw the gif and couldnt help but think this is how ppl like Alhaitham or Diluc would react to u "speaking ur langauge"

"Our langauage" aka being a SIM 💀

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Stop Albedo would ask you to teach him ur lang/grammar rules 😭

What u gonna do when Zhongli asks you to teach him some words-

OH NO

NO DONT PASS ON YOUR BULLSHIT LMAO

U GIVING ZHONGLI SOME STUPID SIM WORD LIKE

Your ass: "GIGGLABAH means beautiful :) "✨️

Zhongli: "Oh thank you, how different from our own version, so excited sounding..."

You walk by him strolling the harbor and he just smiles at you and says

"You look gigglabah today my liege."

HIS REGAL FACE AND FANCY WALK WITH HIS HAND BEHIND HIS BACK AND EVERYTHING

(honestly ppl paint him as oblivious but he kinda seemed like the type of bastard who seems like he's not aware but sometimes he secretly knows the truth, he's just getting too much amusement out of it to stop doing it, LOL he does shit like the above to see YOUR reaction- LMAO)

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You're a maniac pls tell me u dont pass on simlish to all the serious characters-

XIAO WOULD SECRETLY THINK IT SOUNDS GOOFY BUT WANT TO BE INVOLVED BC ITS YOU ANYWAY LMAO

SO HE'S JUST SLIGHTLY SQUIRMING AND GETTIN PINK EVERYTIME HE SAYS A STUPID SIM WORD BC HE FEELS LIKE A GOOF HAHA

(& he's not the only one, others too like Kaveh, YELAN, Ningguang, Nahida, DILUC, AYAKA LMAO-)

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Some ppl i could see taking ur gibberish bullshittery and whether they believe its real or not is irrelevant bc theyre using it anyway-

And i dont mean in a good way 😭

LIKE IM THINKING OF VENTI.

CRAZY BARD INCLUDING SIMLISH ASS GIBBERISH WORDS IN HIS SONGS BC OF YOU

"Be cheerful like the hugkukie,

and may your cup never leaky!"

And Diluc loves you.

Really he does, deeper than he thinks-

But his eye is twitching LMAOO

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(Ok but if you did like multiple of these language shenanigans thruout the asks ive gotten, Kaeya would literally grow so fond of you and associate you with goofy funny shit that makes him laugh so hard that everytime he sees you he automatically is beaming with a smile, or trying to supress a warm grin- this got away from me but its 1:44am for me rn so i would love a smiley Kaeya rn -)

♡

Speaking language bs I have my 2nd oral exam for spanish tomorrow, pls send whatever good vibes u got and i am also really open to prayers from any religion as well. sobs

Hope anyone got any enjoyment out of my response bc tbh the ask is what rlly matters to me atp lmao

Until the next shenanigan-

Safe travels,

💀♒️

♡the beloveds mwah ♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[thegeminisage]

oh boy IT'S tng update time. last night* we watched "imaginary friend" and "i, borg."

*tonight. it's 1am. whatever. it's posting tomorrow when i'll be awake but busy. anyway im gonna have to start splitting these up so tumblr will stop FUCKING me re my character count

imaginary friend:

what i like about this episode and indeed tng as a whole is that the little girl was fucking adorable. tng fans, your show has at least one point of validity. whenever there was a child on tos i wanted to throw them out of the airlock because they acted possessed. all the children on tng inspire within me motherly concern.

HOWEVER. THERE SHOULD NOT BE. CHILDREN ON A STARSHIP.

we've gone over this at length. we don't need to do it again. i am sick to death of hearing myself talk about it. i want to stop. and yet. every. and i mean EVERY. SINGLE. PROBLEM. in this episode. happened because there were children on a starship.

problem #1: child is making up a fake imaginary friend instead of making real ones = it's because her dad hops from starship to starship

problem #2 her imaginary friend is real now and wants to drown her in the pool like in that one episode of s*pernatural = this is because an alien, from space, read her mind, which it could not have done if she wasn't in space on a starship

problem #3: the alien HATES the grownups and thinks they should die = because she is seeing the ship from a child's pov, because there are children on this starship

and on and on and on.

aside from this huge and ongoing point of contention it was solidly watchable. i liked the little girl. i like guinan. i like worf being a big old softie when he found them out of bounds. i like people not undermining deanna's counseling work. i liked the horrifically unsettling imaginary friend with laser eyes who definitely absolutely inspired 2.11 playthings.

can anyone tell me if the other star trek shows just let them have kids on the ships? ds9 i get because that's a space station but are there kids on the ship in enterprise? voyager? discovery? genuinely please write in i can't take living like this

i, borg:

ooooooh. ooh i am twirling my hair and kicking my feet and giggling about it. OHHH finally we get a good tng episode. and not just a good episode a GREAT episode. the liz community has forgiven tng. oh baby where do i even begin

okay, firstly, beverly. she so instantly sees someone injured and HAS to help, i mean HAS to, it's so good. it's very bonescore in a way that doesn't feel like they're trying to make her a cheap bones knockoff but rather a spiritual successor. he would have also helped his enemy rather than watching him die. hell, he DID do that and got quite literally mind-raped for his trouble, and he'd probably do it again. i was really really lukewarm on poor bev at first but she's come into her own so well and i'm proud of her

the borg himself - third of five, aw, just like seven of nine - but no, hugh - the name is dumb but whatever i'm glad he has one - was well-cast. it would have been easy to make him uncanny and an unpleasant presence onscreen (this was my biggest issue with data's daughter even though the ep DID make me cry, deeply sorry to data whomst i love the most). his "you will be assimilated resistance is futile" song and dance was actually really funny when played off of geordi's wry indifference. "ok, but before we get assimilated, can we please finish x test?" so true king

geordi's a natural choice to pair with this guy because when he's not being the creepiest person on earth to holodeck girls he's sociable, outgoing, and patient. PLUS he has experience befriending machines because of data. hugh actually reminded me of data in some ways because of his general lack of understanding re: humanity but - and this is critical to me - HE IS HUMAN

like, i feel like the episode didn't quite nail the point home hard enough possibly because they were afraid of the implications but the cold hard truth of the matter is that each and every person on the borg cube IS A PERSON. they have been assimilated, but we've twice now seen that it's possible to unassimilate them with only a few days of effort. picard (and guinan!) consider the entire collective their enemy but the collective is comprised of brainwashed prisoners. those fucked up little borg babies they found in the cube were assimilated as INFANTS - i assume they weren't born on the cube bc if the borg could reproduce on its own it wouldn't need to assimilate - but even if they were born on the cube, they had no choice but to be this. you know.

which is whyyyy it's so fucked picard was like yeah give hugh some digital poison let him carry it back to his cube and we'll kill them like ants <3 like, oh my god his lingering borg trauma or whatever. MWAH. when he told deanna he didn't wanna talk. when he and guinan had to trauma-bond while fencing. when he told geordi that he needed to unattach himself because it was nothing more than animal experimentation. STONE FUCKING COLD BY THE WAY. he is fighting in the war on animal experimentation on the side of animal experimentation. he was going to let his cre heal and feed that kid and then send him back laced with poison. diabolical <3

and, of course, when he didn't want to speak or associate that borg kid at all because that's who he used to be AND WHO HE STILL IS in some corner of his brain (!!!)

LIKE. WHEN HE WAS FINALLY CONVINCED TO INTERROGATE THIS KID. and IMMEDIATELY broke out the locutus voice. he still remembered all the protocol! the way of speaking! everything! i was so shocked and thrilled.

i love also how everyone who spoke to hugh came away extremely unsettled but also totally convinced of his humanity. even guinan, which was so fun, because she was even more anti-borg than picard at first and they were bonding over trauma and fantasy racism. that bit where hugh, who had only known about the concept of loneliness for like an hour, immediately pegged her as lonely after like three lines of dialogue. oh my GOD???

i was decently satisfied with the ending - obviously they couldn't send him back with poison nor could they protect him from the borg, but i wish they had informed him of the inevitable memory wipe before he made his choice. (a selfless choice! he loves geordi!!) still i think he mostly walked into it with eyes open. very sad but very proud of him.

my one tiny nitpick with this episode is that for all beverly's genuine and justified concern about hugh, i don't think theyre ever gonna address the fact that she shot and possibly killed some of the borg in the episode where picard got assimilated. i feel like after realizing they are all people, like hugh, she should also realize she's broken the hippocratic oath, and have a little crisis about it. i have no idea why we had the DOCTOR shooting and killing anybody but let alone if we aren't gonna get into that. i don't think anyone cares/cared except me though.

but tbh, for me this is one of the main draws of the borg. they're ALL brainwashed cyber-assassins and they're ALL prisoners and in theory ALL of them could be saved if only they would stop attacking first. sure, yeah, in fights you gotta do what you gotta do because your own life has gotta come first, but the unique scifi horror aspect of all of those guys being perfectly innocent people fucks and they should utilize it a little more!!!

NEXT TIME: "the next phase" and "the inner light."

[journeyintofiction]

hii, can u do a Shuri x reader where the reader is in college and is getting verbally and physically abused by her parents due to her bad academics performance but she won’t tell Shuri because she has a country to worry about until Shuri eventually finds out because the reader won’t answer calls or texts? <33

Hello everyone! I took a tiny hiatus because I had a very huge loss in my family right before New years so I was not in the mental headspace to write anything. However, I am back and unfortunately the college semester is in full swing. Pls send help im dying 

TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions of verbally and physically abusive parents

Word count:1k

As always, happy reading :) 

“y/n, you better not be crying in your room before I come in there and give you something to cry about!”

I quickly attempt to muffle my sobs by burying my head in my comforter on the bed, hoping and praying that my parents can’t hear me. God knows I don’t need another beating after what happened tonight. 

It always happens like this. Every single time. I do my best, get anything lower than an A and I know as soon as I come home I’m gonna have my ass beat. No matter how hard the class is or how hard I work they don’t care because if it isn’t an A it is considered a failure. I went to the college they wanted me to go to because I could stay home and make money but that meant I couldn’t escape their abuse. 

This semester I had a slip up and got a C in a class and in turn they beat the shit out of me as a form of “teaching me” a lesson. It's not just the physical abuse, every insult was a purposeful stab at me because I failed to meet their expectations or it was just because they had a shitty day and wanted to hurt my feelings. I am at a breaking point mentally, emotionally, and physically.

I hear my phone vibrate and I pick my head up from my comforter to look at my phone and see Shuri’s name pop up on the screen. A smile slightly at the thought of her but wince when I feel the tightness of my skin from my tears drying. I slowly move over to where my phone is so I can text back before she gets worried.

Shuri always knew my schedule and when I suddenly don't answer and she knows I'm at home, she gets worried sick. I shoot her a text and let her know I cant talk and just as I am about to hit send she calls me. Out of fear I quickly answer and start speaking in hushed tones so that my parents dont hear me.

“Shuri, i love you, but right now really isn’t a good time.”

She pauses and asks, “Are you at home?”

“What? Yes I’m at home, you know my routine plus you can track me right now.” I say in confusion.

“My love, I have been trying to call you for the last 2 hours.”

I go silent for a moment and try to figure out how to explain the entire situation without getting Shuri upset or involved with my parents. She takes my silence as a negative response and begins to respond before I can.

“y/n if you have something going on, please just tell me.”

I bite my lip and respond on the verge of tears, “Shuri I want to tell you, I really do but if I say anything… I-”

I get cut off by my mom coming up the stairs and I shove my phone under my pillow but don’t end the call so Shuri can hear everything.

“Who are you talking to up here, huh?”

I look at her impassively so that she believes me, “No one mom, I'm rereading something for my test tomorrow.”

“Yeah, you better be because if I see you come home with another B or less, you are gonna get your ass beat again. I'm not playing with you, your father and I have told you time and time again that we expect you to achieve and you fall short every time.”

I feel my eyes getting watery but otherwise show no emotion and respond as I always do, “of course, I’ll make sure its nothing less than an A.”

My mother looks at me hard and nods, “Keep studying and while you’re at it, dust your room and do laundry.”

With that she leaves to go back down stairs for the night and I pick up my phone from under my pillow. 

“Shuri, are you still there?”

Instead of a reply I get a facetime call and I accept it quickly, frowning at her when she appears on screen. 

“What's wrong? Why did you need to facetime me-”

Shuri looks at me angrily, “How long has this been happening?”

“How long has what been happening?” I say, playing dumb and hoping that she will drop the conversation.

“y/n.”

I sigh, “years, I… never said anything because I know you are busy and this is not your concern and responsibility.”

“All those bruises over the last few months, they were your parents weren’t they?” she whispered.

Looking down and picking at my comforter I mutter a soft “ya.”

She sighed and didn’t say anything for a moment, seemingly unsure of how to broach the subject without hurting me or making me uncomfortable. Then she finally asks, “What else have they…done?”

I hesitate and glance at her on the screen, “It’s just yelling and berating me most of the time but when I get a bad grade they, uh, beat me.”

“Is that why you reacted poorly when I yelled a few weeks back?”

I nod and she looks away from her screen guiltily, “No, Shuri don’t do that to yourself, you didn’t know back then.”

“I should have picked up on it though, I mean seriously the bruises and the flinching whenever my voice was raised should have told me everything I needed to know.”

I see her moving around frantically packing things and I frown because as far as I knew, she didn’t have a meeting and wasn’t expected to go anywhere this evening. When she glances over and sees my confused look she shrugs and raises an eyebrow.

“What?”

“Shuri… what are you doing?” I ask with my head cocked to the side.

“I’m coming to see you… and talk to your parents.”

“YOU'RE WHAT?”

A/N: Please forgive any grammatical errors, I am extremely tired and have had a looonnngggg week. 

[conniesanchor]

please can i get r being really frustrated about something and jamie being jamie is there for her

yes ofc. thank you for requesting <3

it wasn't like you were new at having to balance a million things at once, and you were no stranger to being exhausted. what you were a stranger to is burnout. all your life, it was just go, go, go. so when you reached this point in your life, you were shocked that you couldn't just go, go, go anymore.

there were a few things that kept you going, life your wonderful boyfriend, james potter. as well as your friends who kept you grounded. james is exceptionally well at noticing when too much is too much. so, when you came to his house crying, he panicked. he always knew what was up with you, and it scared the hell out of him when he didn't.

"y/n/n, hey, baby. what's wrong?" he questioned, not hesitating in pulling you into both the house and himself. you couldn't bring yourself to answer, you just sobbed into his tee shirt. "c'mon, let's go sit down," he whispered, his hand on your lower back as he led you to the couch.

it took you a few minutes to calm down, and when you did, the embarrassment kicked in. "jamie, im so sorry. i shouldn't have come." you mumbled, pulling away from him.

but he was NOT having that. "stop, dove. you're my girl. im here whenever you need me. now what's wrong with my beautiful girl," he asked hurriedly.

you took a deep breath and began, "im just really stressed out, jamie. everything is just happening all at once, and i just failed a test. it's just so frustrating, i can't catch a break," your words came out rushed.

he just looked at you, pondering what he was going to say next. "okay, dove. here's what we're gonna do. both of us are going to take a day off of work and school tomorrow, and we're not going to worry about any school work at all. alright? and then i will help you catch up on everything, okay? you don't have to do this alone, baby." your boyfriend smiled, waiting for you to agree.

you sniffed, finally calming down completely. "okay."

this is short but i just wanted to get it out <33

[thecolorsfucked]

update before i smoke a huge bowl and pass the entire fuck out:

today i went to do my physical and tb test for the childcare job i was hired for

fun fact: fingerprinting physicals and tb tests for jobs dont have to be covered By The Job (i have never in my entire american working ass life dealt with this connecticut is the worst place in the eastern half of the country)

anyway due to not having insurance in this state(and ny insurance lapsed aug 31st i found out anyway) i could not do Any Of That Shit for less than $100(80 for the physical 20 for tb(one place was 200 just to be seeeeeeen))

i also was gonna use this as a chance to get a real medical prescription inhaler since the otc one is not working well anymore and the pain got unbearable today

like i just couldnt stop crying bcuz it hurt so bad no matter what i did

yall told me to go to the ER which i didddd

and after 5hrs and being told its just a muscle spasm get a massage and getting shamed for not visiting a doctor consistently(as if that's accessible) i finally cried enough for the resident to take pity on me and just give me a fucking inhaler(since no pain meds worked)

now i am finally home

i have 60puffs on a real albuterol inhaler and i will be calling for medical resources tomorrow one rly sweet nurse told me about a good actually free clinic so

it was hell today and i am not sure what to do about this job but im go na deal w that tomorrow uk i need to just smoke and vibe now

[kirklandsheartsecrets]

Can we have some platonic headcanons connected to your previous post? Ireland, Scotland, Wales, and Sealand being extremely fond of their sister-in-law to the point where they teased her of her taste in men since they know how Iggy can be. While at the same time being protective of her since everyone knows her marriage is political, and they scare away any nation that plans to sweep her off her feet once the marriage is over. And became extremely overjoyed to find out she's forever part of their family.

Platonic headcannons || Ireland, Scotland, Sealand and Wales

related to this link

Ireland

when he learned the news he was really supportive

The only time he is supportive about something related to england 

You won’t catch him slipping if it wasn’t you

Sees the fat crush in between you two

Helps you with the kids a lot 

They are overwhelming

Tuvalu 

Myanmar

Mauritius

America

He is their favorite uncle 

Or was he always wearing bright colors 

We don’t know

When they left the British empire he was crying real bad

Uncle Ireland crying like Kim kardashian

Proud of them tho 

asked you 68 times if you were sure about this marriage 

And when you say yes 

He just does that disgusted face like 

Sis you can do better

Even asked your boss

Your boss told Arthur

You haven’t seen Ireland for one week

Made a note to himself to never talk to your boss again

Sees you fine as his sister in law 

Again, helps you sometimes

Out of the +60 kids, 100% of them make fun of how he talks

Learns all the traditional dances from the kids country so he can dance with them

And this bad boy knows how to dance for sure 

Test you by asking questions about england culture ?????????????

Is this miss england contest ?

I mean you could get in easily and win tbh 

Doesn’t care much about what other countries think 

If Arthur big ass family is happy 

He is happy

Humiliates anyone who talks bad about your agreement

But he knows it’s because they wish they could benefits from the kids

Then he cares because not the kids

When he got the news for the alliance and proposal he was really happy

He is the best brother anyone could ask for

Sealand

new relationship unlocked

He is a kid himself 

You like the piss haired Londoner ?

Why would you get a political marriage with such an ignorant and irresponsible dad ???? 

He can’t take care of his supposed little brother 

A micro nation

Let alone a colony-

Miss he looks like england with blue eyes and a smile

The cliche “when I’ll become a country I’ll take you away from england”

“Im 20- YOURE 20?! It’s okay no one has to know baby girl”

Arthur did not like that

Tries to explain that england tries to make you another of his colonies

Confused when you laughed so loud

You cleared it out to him about the situation

He might be a micro nation

But he has fuck ton of nation knowledge

Personal guard to countries who think they can flirt

Helps you escape awkward situations and talks back

Good come backs 

Learns a lot about the kids quickly since he is so friendly

They go to his place sometimes

All the kids loved him

He loves all of them too

Doesn’t understand the marriage proposal thing

Crazy how he doesn’t understand this when he can literally learn dialects from the colonies so fast.

Another one of the kids to you, but this one might stay forever 

he is adorable 10/10

Scotland

he loves you

So much

So so so so much 

Not because you’re nice or anything

You’re taking off such a weight off him

You’re taking off the weight of england on his back

If england tries to divorce you or anything 

Hahahahahahhaha not if he is not agreeing

This relationship is almost a 3 people relationship

You, Arthur and Alistair

The man who says tomorrow instead of tomorra thinks he can make such a decision

You’re gonna stay with the lad for a long time darling 

Alistair will not give up on this peace of mind and soul he gained with the help of his sister in law

Are you scared of the end of the agreement or is Alistair shitting himself over it

When he heard about it the first time

Thanks the lord over your boss being the biggest negotiator out there

Your boss should have won the Nobel peace prize 

Cuz the uk brothers house is real peaceful since you came

Makes fun of Arthur too much

This snitch tells about every habits of Arthur

Talks back when someone makes inappropriate comments about the marriage 

Him and Peter are a good pair when talking back

comebacks are immaculate

The kids call him uncle who is a giant and dad keeps saying bad things about him too

Kids snitch to him what Arthur says 

Will not hesitate if one comment is headed towards his unicorn

About that

Yeah the unicorn

Kids want to play with it all the time

Give this unicorn a break 

44 underage kids running over to play with it for decades the trauma is real

When the kids grow up and leave they all hug him one last time-

They also try to negotiate for the unicorn hhhhh

The piss hair fool proposed ? 

Finally, he can rest happily

No more Arthur snoring in the same room as him

Or having to share furniture

Hong Kong favorite’s uncle

Made the joke about england waking you up with the 

Aloe love

Giant guard 

He wont have to deal with the kids anymore now 

Wait 

Hates it there because Arthur found love before him

But a win is a win I don’t care what you’re saying A WIN IS A WIN

Wales

he is really really fond of you

Taking care of so many colonies even as a nation is not only difficult but requires management

He helps with that

Also fond of you because you’re making Arthur a better person

The British empire wasn’t that nice actually and it took on his behavior towards his family 

A lot of teasing from him too

You put yourself in this situation darling

Slick about dirty jokes bc of sealand

But you understand 😳

Looks like a cinnamon roll but makes a lot of dirty jokes

He knows

Predicted the official proposal at the end of the agreement

He is the rich uncle who takes the kids out 

Episode of Khloe kardashian taking North west for a day together vibes

Ends ups buying animals that Arthur doesn’t want in his house

Yeah but the kids-

“Your dad is not gonna happy with me—“

But oh well 

Gets snakes, all kinds of birds, spiders

These nations are from places where boring pets do not exist

I will link the video and please watch it so you understand my point!!!!

Kids are not impressed by his limo but they are really happy tho

They just like Arthur don’t look too happy in general

“Are you happy to have a limo”

Kids: no

So what do you want—?

Kids: “we want a white unicorn limo”

Not Alistair’s unicorn again god 

But he is living for the “thank you uncle wales” moment he deserves

About little shits who think they can talk bad about your agreement 

Made plans with his boss to destroy other countries bosses 

A lot of drama, talks back too when he is offended 

Arthur and you are family, agreement or not

Knows his brother is so down bad for you

You were already sister in law for them anyways

He predicted the second proposal sooo he wasn’t so excited about the news 

But

Internally he is extremely happy

Isn’t jealous even a tiny bit because he has found his one 

Wales lovers im looking at you 👁👁

[name] forever part of the family ?

Means he gets to be the rich nice uncle for a long time 

Kids were too scared to show england the pets so they announced to you “the best gifts uncle Dylan could ever buy them!!!"

You knew about Arthur’s rules with pets

“Uncle Dylan is gonna have problems with dad”

The kids are not listening

But oh well the joy on their faces

The breaking point was the moose with Canada

-

ー I’m in the middle of my final take home exam sorry for the wait

ー I finish this exam and I’m writing I promise

ー the video for wales is linked check it out it’s so cute

ー i am out there, 30 tabs open on my computer, watching the World Cup, doing my final exam, listening to some hard drill, catch me in the library from 8 to 6 lads I’ll be there

— and for the request in my ask box about the same story don’t worry I gotchu just give me time

to finish this!!!

— love you all

[azemthewanderer]

trans tape: first application

okay, my tape arrived today. bright pink like i wanted.

first attempt at application: awful, couldnt figure it out, my meds had not fully kicked in and i was crying on the bathroom floor. wasted two 4 section sheets. friend told me to take a break and i did

Second attempt at application: 3 hours later, meds kicked in. i was more calm, and my expectations were lowered, did still waste tape but not as much. its on, fully. i know that its not on perfectly, that this isnt right in some places. and im not flat. but i am flatter.  and its on. about 3-4 pieces on each side

WHAT I LEARNED/ WHAT I MESSED UP

if you fuck up cutting it, it will curl up. 

it is hard to remove from the paper without stretching it, if anyone has tips for this please share 

it is not going to go well your first time (i knew this going into it. but i was still disappointed during that first attempt.)

you need to pull back to under the armpit,

one side is flatter than the other currently, because i pulled the tape back under the armpit on one side and not the other

it is like, the flatness right now is how it is when you wear a bra that you have stretched out and no longer really fits. like yeah its flat but not super flat.

there is a tightness, which is just cause my body isnt used to it.

it hurts only very slightly in one place but not like a BE WORRIED pain more like a oh this is tight and new pain.

NIPPLE COVERS ARE IMPORTANT BUT ALSO COMFORTABLE 

i should have gotten the large sized tape not the medium

it does not stick to itself

i probably fucked up that under armpit piece actually now that i think about it, the site says dont raise your arms when applying it. WHOOPS but also how else am i gonna put it there

rub the tape after applying it. thats how it sticks. but once you stick it, you cant/shouldn't move it. commit to your stick

OVERALL

i will do better next time i apply it. the real test will be if my mother asks me to put a bra on tomorrow or not. if she needs to send me out to do something. i am leaving it on for a while i think. it is actually quite comfortable i do want my body to get used to it though.