#i have THINGS to DO but i just wanna play VIDEO GAME

[howlingday]

Ruby's Handlers Pt. 4

Pt. 1 / Pt. 2 / Pt. 3 /

Ruby: It's pretty cold up here.

Jaune: Do you want my hoodie?

Ruby: Wh- Then you wouldn't have a jacket.

Velvet: She won't fit! It's too big for her!

Ruby: Yeah, and I have more blubber than you!

Jaune: (Takes off his hoodie) No, it's okay, here. (Hands over hoodie)

Audience: AAAW~!

Ren: Will it fit you?

Ruby: (Putting on the hoodie) Oh, it smells like you, too~!

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Video Game Girl: Hm... Could you let me think about it~?

Jaune: OOOOOOOOOH! OH MY GOD!

Ruby: COME! ON! I GAVE YOU! A LACE PARASOL! A TEASET! A BRACELET!

Jaune: She's just not that into you, bro.

Ruby: I! AM! IN! LOVE! WITH! YOU!

Jaune: You just gotta let it go.

Ruby: I WANNA PUT MY FACE BETWEEN YOUR BOOBS!

Jaune: Er, well, I mean... I think that goes without saying.

Jaune: Here. Come on, dude. Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in. C'mon, bring it in. C'mo- There you go! (Hugs, Pats) There's my special girl~! It'll be okay. It'll be okay, Ruby. It's gonna be okay~.

Ruby: (Sobbing into his lap)

Jaune: C'mon. Let's check out one of the other islands. (Sniffs) Your hair smells great.

Ruby: (Quietly) Thank you~. (Loudly sobs)

Jaune: I know! I know! (Laughing)

Ruby: SHE SAID SHE'D THINK ABOUT IT!

Jaune: D-Don't nestle into my lap like that!

Ruby: SHE SAID SHE'D THINK ABOUT IT AND SHE DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT! SHE JUST WENT ON AND TOOK HER SHOWER! "OOH, IT'S TOO HOT~!"

Jaune: Weiss?! WEISS?!

Ruby: IT'S NOT HOT AT ALL! (Sobbing)

Jaune: WEISS?! COME GET YOUR GIRL!

Ruby: (Babbles) A parasol! So she wouldn't get hot anymore!

Jaune: Okay, next time on Lancaster- (Laughing)

Ruby: A teaset so she could drink with her friends! NOT ME OBVIOUSLY!

Jaune: ...C'mon. Let's play some Hokor, okay? C'mon, buddy. It's alright. Velvet and Yang are gonna come over and we're all gonna hang out and have a good time, okay? I'll get you ice cream. You want some ice cream? I can craft it into that video game girl's boobs.

Ruby: ...

Jaune: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Ruby: (Cackling with Jaune)

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Ruby: Where'd my controller go?!

Jaune: I dunno.

Ruby: Where's mine?!

Jaune: That's weird...

Ruby: JAAAUNE~!

Jaune: It's up there, on the- on the thing.

Ruby: Where?! Oh, there it is.

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Ruby: What's this?

Jaune: That's a Monsieur Marcel.

Ruby: What's in his hands? Taxes?

Jaune: No, kids don't really play with taxes. But if you put all the papers in his hand, and they stay, then we're all living in a reality~! But if you can't then-

Ruby: (Grabs paper) ZHEE~!

Jaune: Okay, and- Oh, that is "zhee"! Very good, Ruby-

Ruby: (Raises hand for high five)

Jaune: No, wait, that's something else... It's, uh, the one that's backwards of that...

Ruby: (Lowers hand) Verbert?

Jaune: That's... not a letter.

Ruby: (Grabs papers) Look, there's zhee, there's verbert-

Jaune: Doo-blah-veh.

Ruby: Macaron-

Jaune: That's a dessert.

Ruby: And there's... delicious onions~.

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Ruby: And they're all, "HEY, KIDS, COME LICK THE SPOON~!"

Ruby: (Licks spoon)

Jaune: RUBY, THAT HAS RAW EGGS ON IT!

Ruby: (Retches, Spits away) Mm~! De- Delicious~!

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Jaune: Ruby, Weiss brought you TWO oven mitts! For BOTH of your hands!

Ruby: (Mockingly grubmbles)

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Ruby: I AM... THE NIGHT!

Weiss: I am the night, and you got that Ru-booty~.

Ruby: No, Batman has that booty. I have an old lady's booty.

Weiss: Oh, will you stop? No one wants to hear you say you're ugly because you are clearly not!

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Jaune: "Find the right colored ball and be showered in kisses."

Ruby: I play this game with Weiss all the time~.

Jaune: (Laughs) "Find the right colored ball, Weiss~. They're blue. AGAIN!"

[glitchychara]

Amnesia

Tyler One Shot, 3,384 words

I really hate puzzles. It's weird, because I'm more of a problem solving girl, but puzzles just piss me off for some reason. I hate TVs too. I don't know what it is about them, but they just bug me. Mario's always watching some stupid thing on the TV, which kinda makes me wanna smash it to pieces with a hammer. Again, it makes no sense to me since I don't mind playing video games with them, even when I keep losing to everyone because I've never played before. It's just the TV in general, I guess. Although I recently learned my biggest trigger is TV static. I don't know why, but I get weird flashbacks everytime I hear it. Even though it was only once since I've been here. I started seeing images and they filled up my head and I didn't know what was going on and then someone reached out and I couldn't see who it was so I swung but it turned out to be Meggy so she blocked me and she asked me if I was okay and then-

And then I got up. And I left. And I came back a few hours later. And they never brought it up. Nor have I heard any TV static since. 

But anyways, Meggy and Smg4 took me to the doctor yesterday, which I don't know why a centaur would wanna be in the medical field, nor did I trust the guy, but at least he was gonna tell me exactly what was wrong with me….until he gave me my doctors note and it was literally a scribble. Like, excuse me sir, what the HELL is this supposed to be? Chicken scratch?? Anyways I gave it to the axolotl looking guy who was working at the pharmacy and somehow HE KNEW WHAT IT SAID?? I swear I'll NEVER understand doctors. Anyways, he gave me this bottle of pills and sent me on my merry way. Guess who STILL doesn't know what's wrong with her? Me :). So I figured I'd Google what the pills were for and guess what? Apparently I have something called “Amnesia” which, according to Google, means “permanent or temporary memory loss.” 

Huh??

add “doctors” and “pharmacists” to the list of things I hate.

I talked to Three recently, and he asked me if I was going to get my own house. I told him I didn't plan too. “Why not?” he asked, stacking cups next to the coffee machine. I shrugged and continued my task-cleaning out the new pastry display. “Smg4 lets me live in his guest room for free. Why would I wanna pay for a house?” He laughed and asked if I wanted to live with him forever. “Well, not forever, obviously. Just until I go home.” I replied, now adding pastries to the display case. “Tyler. About that…” I turned and looked at him, confused. It was the first time I've ever seen him look sad. “Tyler, you don't even know where you're from. How do you plan on getting home if you can't remember how you got here? Might as well get used to living in the Mushroom Kingdom, you know.” I rolled my eyes and ignored him. What would he know? I'm completely fine living in the castle. It's not like Smg4 does much anyways, other than making videos. Which he should make better, by the way. I mean, he lacks creativity, and a story in general. The whole point of making something is to entertain your audience. How is he going to do that if he's so focused on his “it doesn't have to be perfect” bs? I swear, some people don't deserve their fame, or money, or power or reviews or stars. 

5. stars.

What am I saying? I don't know anything about true art. I've never even made anything myself. Maybe those doctors were right.

Damn Amnesia…

(tagging @its-a-me-mango and @psychologistlemon bc I thought you guys being the doctor/pharmacist was funny)

[remytheratking]

How dare I have responsibilities when I could play a farming sim and simulate having responsibilities

[enden-k]

whenever i get potg as ram im too distracted by my chosen intro for him to pay attention to whatever i did to earn it bc hes just so

and im so

[orcelito]

The Agony of doing something other than The Hyperfixation

Ya kno

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

i just remembered i do actually own night in the woods on itchio. i have never played that game before but i know for a FACT at least a couple of my friends love it very much. potential stream game for fall????? :]

[senselessalchemist]

exorcising a stupid image that has been bumping around my empty skull like the DVD logo bouncing around the TV screen (terrible quality because I truly havent drawn in so long)

[megacarapa]

*covered in blood* ijve been playing ffta nonstop for 2 days

[mbat]

it sucks when a youtuber who streams most of the time and then uploads cut down versions of their streams is like 'you couldve seen this whole thing had you actually been there btw. you should watch my streams actually' cause its like. not everyone can or wants to sit through live streams, especially ones that are either really long or theres so many people in the chat that youre basically just watching a video that you cant pause or skip forward or backwards on

like just upload the full vods and if people want to go to the streams they will, your advertising should just be you, you shouldnt need to be like 'you should feel bad or like you missed out because for any reason you missed the stream lol' like ? skill issue

cause the whole reason ive even checked out pretty much any live streamer was because i saw one of their vods and was like 'that seems fun, i would like to see more of these, and try to be there live if i can!' and like its not a 'im gonna miss out on everything if i dont see them live :[' thing yknow

ive mostly been referring to one youtuber this whole time that i used to watch cause i liked their videos but i unsubscribed mainly for this specific reason (because without fail theyd say this stuff in every video and it was beyond irritating) but i just know other people do it

also i know this probably comes out of left field but it also goes hand in hand with the 'only 20% of my viewers are subscribed!' thing (which that youtuber also did) and its like. bitch if i wanted to subscribe i would subscribe. they say 'you can always undo it later!' yeah or i could just not do it at all. shut up. that shit makes me want to subscribe even less. is it meant to be guilt trippy or something? 'look at the people who arent subscribing to me, it makes me sad :( please make my arbitrary number go up pleeassseee :(((('

im not gonna say this stuff feels manipulative because like, this is ultimately pretty unserious and is just annoying at most, but it rubs me the wrong way. like either youre good enough for people to want to see your streams or subscribe to you and you shouldnt need to worry about people not doing those things, or youre insecure despite already having THOUSANDS of people watching you and subscribing to you and your little arbitrary number not going up at breakneck pace is bothering you for some reason

i guess i cant say that people only do this for fun anymore since this, like everything, "has" to be monetized now, and i admit i dont know (or give a fuck) how that all works, but like. come on. just let the results speak for themselves and stop grating on the nerves of anyone watching because you cant just let your videos and streams be enough on their own

[claitea]

Okay so, my tip for ocṭopath is that, if you're able to afford both, get both, if you can only get one of them, and you've got the money for it, get the second one, unless the characters of the first one appeal to you more.

OT1 isn't a bad game, but OT2 is objectively better in every way imo, and you don't really need to know anything about the first one to play it. If you plan on playing both of them either way, maybe start with OT1 bc it'll feel a lot clunkier if you do it the other way around, since OT2 has a lot of QOL improvements that OT1 doesn't have (like the 3x battlespeed, more varied animations and chapters and fully voiced cutscenes, for example). The characters in both are fun though. OT1 follows the archetypes of the main cast more closely, while OT2 usually tries to subvert them a little more, they're all very charming in their own way!

Anyway sorry for the long ask, but yeah I personally like octọpath a lot, and highly recommend checking it out! If you've got any doubts about whether or not you'd like it, both OT1 AND OT2 have demos you can play first! It's pretty neat

ooooo this is useful thank you!! i'll give the demo a go later today i think, steam didnt have it so i didnt know it was a thing at all lmao

[skrunksthatwunk]

actually devastating i just found out you can play as trish in dmc2 if you beat dante's campaign on hard

[arklay]

WIP DAY.

tagged by @girlbosselrond @morvaris @aartyom @risingsh0t @phillipsgraves @leviiackrman @indorilnerevarine & @denerims over the past month! sorry it's taken me so long to get to anything at all, i'm sure you guys have heard me address it enough, but thank you all so much for continuing to tag me in things while i've been inactive ♡

tagging @aelyosos @brujah @calenhads @florbelles @jendoe @lightwardens @liurnia @nokstella @nuclearstorms @shadowsofrose @shellibisshe @steelport @swordcoasts @wrymbloods @voerman & all of those who tagged me again cause i'm so behind + anyone else who'd like to share anything they're working on, not just writing! ♡

i haven't written anything since the last wip game i did, but i started trying to put diana's timeline together at the start of january, so i mean... i'll show that instead. as you can see, fatigue hasn't let me do much with it even though i've got all of her timeline already done and strewn about all over the place.

started with 1995 onwards cause it was originally going to be an ewskers timeline situation, but then wanted to include all of her backstory so i went back to the start and still have the late 80s and early 90s to get through before then, but yeah :]

it's going to include like all little moments i've thought of between the ewskers just for me and placing them on the timeline, so you can imagine how long this is going to get if i have to go to 2021 for village... like just 1996-1998 is going to be so much... she's very special to me if you couldn't tell already lmaoo

never sharing this though, it's just for me, and like will help for when i do her timeline page (more in-depth version of what's on her oc page) to just run through canon events and brief descriptions and whatnot. you understand.

everything is blurred out besides 1995 ewskers momence and the years, just cause like idk her i feel weird sharing her in-depth backstory unless it's in dms or something, just cause there's lots going on there and yeah. things. idk

i also made a carrd for twt if you wanna have a look at that :] there's some cheeky subtle things with the two resi items i used as pics hehe

actually, you know what, i'll give a lil bit from where i left of with that rewrite anyways, even though it's been months since i wrote it. but why not

Wesker left a fleeting kiss behind her ear then reached around her and hooked his fingers beneath her coat, prompting Diana to glance back at him. But all he did was gently pull it from her shoulders. She watched him from out of the corner of her eye as he hung it up on the rack by the door, his movements careful and almost calculated, until he turned back towards her, and the warmth of his body returned once more. He pressed up against her side this time, as opposed to her back, and one of his hands found a home on her waist. The way the arm it belonged to was resting firmly against her as he began leading her towards the kitchen was comforting, secure, yet unmistakably possessive. And she revelled in it. He had quite the knack for handling her just the way she wanted.

[aamitmorthos]

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[maburito]

Man....I hate having a job.

[2-kamikou-1]

can nobody see how agonizing this fucking feels

[classicjdog]

CURSE MY FUCKING SHITARSE INTERNET I JUST WANT TO PLAY SOME FUCKING TEKKEN GAAAAHHHHHHHH

REINA IS SO FUCKING SICK AND I CAN'T PLAY HER AGAINST REAL PPL I'M STUCK FIGHTING THE STUPID AI FUCK